Hola, Shnizlefritz here welcoming you to me... yeah, anyways so below you will find snid-bits of who I am
so I decided to publish my ideas in the form of stories, because I was sick of them residing in my head. THEY ALL SUCK but i don't want to delete them... i might work on editing them and making them less stupid, because trust me they are. i read through them and was like WWhhAAaaaAATT O.o did i write that (looks ashamed)
Ouran High School Host Club: for some reason i have yet to discover is one thing that can always entertain me, Adoro: La Corda D'Oro, Y me encanta: Kaicho wa Maid-sama! it's so strange and out there, but i love the way everything connects: Durarara!! AND HATE THAT IT TAKES FOREVER FOR THEM TO BE RELEASED TO US!!!!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE:
AM ADDICTED TO:
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*.*.*.*.*Strawberry Poison by Kanita-chan READ IT if you LOVE ICHIRUKI*.*.*.*.*.*
(it's mindwarpingly good, trust, you'll want to keep reading just to figure it all out... in the best way :) )
*.*.*.*.*Blood Business by kimchi-daisuki READ IT if you LOVE ICHIRUKI*.*.*.*.*.*
(it holds many secrets that keep you guessing, it's like watching an action movie only there's sooo much more "heart" SERIOUSLY you're missing out)
I hold these truths to be self evident:
Drinking (hard core, not the every now and then/a couple kind) is stupid... if you can't remember it, how much fun could it have been in the first place?
Drugs are dumb... as in they make you, nuff said
Rapists are the MOST pathetic people in the world; the only way they can get any is by going against someone’s will, just deplorable
I think stories that people say are, unoriginal and kind of cliché, should realize that most of life kind of is, and in the rare moments when it isn’t, we find what’s real...
Drunk Driving is one of the worst things many people do... like really? Are you people serious? The possibilities of a BAD outcome far outweigh the extra minute or two to call a cab or find a friend
I don't like:
People who fit in the truths category above
People who don't appreciate all types of music
People who copy other peoples profiles word for word... it's kinda creepy... and i firmly believe in(as much) originality (as possible, cliches be damned)
When people take themselves too seriously, or not serious enough
When you know all the words to a song you don't like, one that you can't help but sing along to
FAVORITE QUOTES some via stories, anime/manga, friends, family, strangers, etc... with RESPECT to their rightful owners
FROM: Naruto and Naruto Shippuden
"Give up... on me giving up." (Jiraiya, Minato, Naruto)
"You can't kill the client Naruto, it doesn't work that way" Kakashi Hatake
"Even a caged bird is smart enough, and will be able to figure out how to open the door to its cage with its beak. The dream of flying and breaking free, is too great to resist." Genma Shiranui
"I don't hate the darkness. It was in the darkness that I was raised" Kimimaro
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Sasuke Uchiha
"He's so far out of the loop he doesn't even know there is a loop" Shikamaru Nara
"You wanna fight?"(Sora... staring Akamaru down)
"I don't care who I have to fight... If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes, I'll curse him to death... Even if I'm torn to shreds... I will find a way to take Sasuke back!" (Naruto)
"Feel free to rampage as you please" Ōnoki ~Sandaime Tsuchikage
"Those who turn their hands against their comrades are sure to die a terrible death." Itachi Uchiha
"I hate the fox, but the boy, I don't hate the boy" Iruka Umino
"I won't allow my comrades to die that is absolute" Kakashi Hatake
"When the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire's shadow will illuminate the village, and once again, tree leaves shall bud anew." Sandaime
"Even when he was getting pounded into the ground he never stopped planning his next move, he never lost his faith in his ability to win. Naruto knows instinctively that believing in yourself can give you the power to change your destiny, and on top of that he's got one hell of a left hook." Genma Shiranui
"Do you know, Naruto... that if both you and your opponent are first-class ninja, you can read each others mind when your fists meet? There is no need for words. I know you aren't naive, Naruto, so you can read the true mind. Can you read my mind?" Sasuke Uchiha
"Equivalent exchange is a myth; a contrived order to give sense to a world that has none" Orochimaru
"We at this moment head into the decisive battle. Have faith that our blades will not shatter. Have faith that our hearts will not waiver. And even if our paths should diverge, we all share a heart of iron. Swear that even if the ground beneath us should be rent asunder we will live and return to this place again." Renji Abarai
"I'm not saying I don't remember your blade. I'm saying I don't remember your heart. When you cross blades, you can tell a little of what your opponent's thinking. I'm not saying you can read their mind or anything like that, but you can tell what kind of resolve lies behind their blade, whether they respect you or look down on you. That kind of thing, you can tell. When I'm actually fighting, there's no time to think about it, so I don't usually realize until afterwards, but in general, the stronger the opponent is, the more of that "heart" seems to come across." Ichigo Kurosaki
"...If I ask, will you answer? ...It's your problem. A deep, deep problem. I have no right to know. I don't have a method of stepping into the depths of your heart without getting it dirty. So I'll wait. When you want to talk, when you think it's okay to talk... Talk to me. Until that time, I'll wait." Rukia Kuchiki
"When you counter, you don't let them cut you. When you protect someone, you don't let them die. When you attack, you kill. Understand? Can't you see? My sheer resolve to kill you is reflected in my sword." Urahara Kisuke
"I am really a tramp down to my bones. I hate myself. I always bark at the moon, but I don't have the courage to jump and grab it." Renji Abarai
"... If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength. If I cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength... to shatter fate." Ichigo Kurosaki
"Loyalty to someone is different from depending on them." Kenpachi Zaraki
"You're exactly right, Aizen. My blade is full of hate. I didn't come here to fight you. I came here to violently hack you to pieces." Toshiro Hitsugaya
"All right. Let's do this Chad. You keep doing your thing, and don't fight for yourself, but fight for me. And I will fight for you. If you put your life on the line to protect something, then I'll put my life on the line to protect it too." Ichigo Kurosaki
"Getting caught up in style and throwing away victory is something for the lower ranks to do. Captains can't even think about doing such a carefree thing. Don't try to be a good guy. It doesn't matter who owes who. From the instant they enter into a war, both sides are evil." Shunsui Kyoraku
"It's the same. Those that die and those that survive... both are just as sad as the other. Don't be so selfish to think that you are the only one who's sad!" Ichigo Kurosaki
"There is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." If you protect someone, "I won't let them die." If you attack, "I will kill them." Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword?" Kisuke Urahara
"A way of dealing with you? I haven't had a way of dealing with anyone so far. I just defeated them because I had to defeat them. That's all there is to it. You may be a different level than the other Espada, but I don't give a shit. It's the same. If I have to beat you, then I'll beat you. That's all there is to it." Ichigo Kurosaki
FROM: Anais Nin
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
FROM: kristaology *deviant :)
The nerves of my child-like hands wavered above the keyhole, unable to severe the link between what was and what wasn't.
FROM: Cosmo Jarvis
Don't waste your love on hating, don't hold your love in fists, don't ever think that anything is something that a lonely stroll can't fix.
FROM: Mr. Tuvok
I do believe there is more within each of us than science has yet explained...
FROM: Douglas Adams
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
FROM: Leopold Stokowski
"The moon is so beautiful. It's a big silver dollar, flipped by God. And it landed scarred side up, see?"
You can't really kill time, cause once you go to stab it, it's already past, and it doesn't make sense to try and kill something that already happened.
Why do humans kill humans who killed humans to show humans, that killing is wrong? (i don't really know, but honestly some people shouldn't live after the hideous things they've done... but that's just my opinion)
- You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
- What mood is that?
- Last-minute panic
"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." (more of a motto than a quote)
Go ahead and take your best shot.
My sense of self is far greater than my fear of what people will say.
FROM: Fanfiction Writers
FROM: Defenestration by Feilyn
"this mission is the worst kept secret since Orochimaru was in the closet" (Kushina)
Kushina nearly toppled out of the window. Minato suffered a mild heart attack and was in the process of teleporting across the room to get her when a sullenly sober Kakashi grabbed the end of her braid and yanked her back in. Instead of thanking him for saving her, Kushina then proceeded to yell drunkenly at the wall about Kakashi's lack of finesse in saving ladies and that a real man would have at least caught her around the waist, if not cradle her in his arms.
"You threw Jiraiya-sensei at Sarutobi-sama." (Minato)
"No, I threw Jiraiya out of the window. Sarutobi got in the way." (Kushina)
"Why did you throw Jiraiya out the window?"
She paused in her work, blinking up at him in confusion. "I need a reason to do that now?"
FROM: What Binds Us Together by Aileah
She refused to acknowledge her husband's stupidity when there were important issues at hand. (rukia/ichigo)
"Lady Rukia…You, you called Lord Ichigo an idiot"
:followed shortly by:
"But… he is an idiot."
"Can we all just shut up about it and get back to discussing the storm and how we're going to rebuild Karakura? It's been a long day saving this little pain in the ass and I'm sure Ishida now is planning to drone on for hours… can we just let the man ramble..." (Ichigo)
FROM: Insomnia by Amakawa-chan
"You have to begin with "Once upon a time" it’s not just "There once was" do it again. How am I suppose to sleep with you fucking up the
story?" (Kushina to Minato)
FROM: Of Problems and Concussions by nooziewoozie
"Though his gentlemanly nature was very sweet, she just didn't have that kind of patience" (Kushina/Minato)
"We're ninja, right? We all have our own personal ghosts. We carry them everywhere, in our pockets, in our kunai holsters, in our most secret places. And, to be perfectly honest…I don't think that either of us is ready to share our ghost stories yet." (Kushina to Minato)
"We're all kinds of screwed up, you know. There are things broken inside of us that no one can fix. We all have things we failed to protect. Even you, you genius. We're ninja. But, sometimes, I think we forget that we're human too, and because of that, all we can do is just live. We have to trust in the fact that we still have life in us, trust in our friends, and try not to let our ghosts eat us alive." (Kushina to Minato)
"I don't know you very well, Minato. And I want to know you before I meet your ghost." (Kushina)
"will you introduce me to your ghost someday?" (Minato to Kushina)
FROM: A Recipe For Love by paper walls
"I know that seems like that's the answer to everything. It seems like that's the easy way. To just be numb, and not feel the pain this life throws at us. But without any rain... there wouldn't be any rainbows" (Naruto)
"this is only another rain storm ... your rainbow is coming" (Naruto)
From: Run, Baby Run! by DizziKatz
"That's Kiba, our drummer. Please excuse his indecency; he doesn't believe in shirts." (Naruto)
From: Whipped by WanderingAround
"Jiraiya was not the sort of man who willingly gives up. No matter how stupid his goals may seem."
FROM: IDK YET STILL REREADING-- old summary for an ?ichiruki? story
There will always be a few bumps on the road and nicks and scratches
Couples: Ichi/Ruki All THE way, she knows just how to get Ichigo out of the slumps and isn't afraid to tell him how it is! *!!the rain!!*
Mina/Kushi ... like there was any other choice!?! i love them and yet hardly know them, they just seem to fit! :)
Other than that, it doesn't matter so yeah...
Pending stories: I writing another Mina/Kushi fic. that I'm MAJORLY excited about, i planned it out and everything, I won't be posting until it's done though... safety reasons...
Here's a summary: Minato is a rich and handsome young man of 17 whose life has never been ideal, though it's never been terrible either. Kushina is Whirlpool's princess, heiress to the throne but danger prevents her from taking over in a timmely manner, she is sent to Konoha for protection and thus into Minato's life.
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