Hi! I'm Lauren! I would like to clarify one thing. My avatar is my favorite character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series,which I think everyone should read. My very favorite is The Hogfather. Now that that's over, I'm gonna say some things about myself. I own so many DVDs, I practically collect them. I also love Power Rangers!
Okay, I know this is really random, but I just have to add quotes from one of my favortie scenes from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie:
Rocky: Whoo hoo! We're outta here!
Kimberly: Easy, Rocky.
Tommy: All right guys, we're 15 seconds from the drop zone.
Bulk: All right, pinheads! The Stealth Eagle is about to fly.
Skull: Ditto for the Swooping Swallow!
You know what, just watch the entire first and second scenes and you'll know my favorite lines! Better yet, just watch the whole movie!
Trust me this one's a lot shorter!
Dulcea: Adam? Adam, what's wrong?
Adam: I'm a frog.
Dulcea: Yes, a frog. Like the one you kiss, get a handsome prince. (Kisses Adam on the forehead)
I really do love that one! It's so darn cute! I can't help but call Adam the Frog Prince of Angel Grove.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, VampireChic666, NOT.ALL.BLONDS.R.DUM., GreyHorseRanger01
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Twilight or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn
Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? Eclipse
New Moon or the movie? The Movie
Killing yourself or Edward dead? Edward dead
Killing yourself or Jacob dead? Jacob dead
Edward or Jacob? Jacob
Bella or Reneesme? Bella
Robert Pattison or Henry Caville? Henry Caville
Alice or Bella? Bella
Alice or Rose? Rose
Alice or Esme? Esme
Alice or Emmett? Emmett
Jasper or Emmett? Jasper
Emmett or Carlisle? Emmett
Carlisle or Charlie? Charlie
Esme or Renee? Esme
Sam or Leah? Sam
Emily or Leah? Emily
Seth or Jacob? Seth
Quil or Embry? Embry
Rachel or Rebecca? Rebecca
Paul or Jane? Paul
Jane or Alec? Jane
Demetri or Felix? Felix
Aro or Caius? Caius
Marcus or Aro? Marcus
Vampires or Werewolves? Werewolves
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.
If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah... It's two right now)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Gets really aggravating after a while...)
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile .
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and pastethis into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yup, usually during awkward, normal, or angry silences...)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (...twenty...)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (You're on it)
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh you ass off, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every time... ;p)
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. (Unfortuneately...All the time)
If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. (...Guilty...)
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Only if the martians don't give them back)
So why bother?
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.
If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I HATE RACISM...
Copy and Paste the above information if YOU are against racism too...
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you're against abortion, except in extreme circumstances (e.g. rape, serious foetal illness) copy and paste.
If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are against animal testing/abuse/fur/ect, copy and paste.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile
If you watch Code Geass almost religiously, paste this to your profile.
If you think that C.C. and Lelouch should just admit that they love each other, paste this to your profile.
If you think that C.C. should admit that Kallen was right about her loving Lelouch, paste this to your profile.
If you think that Kallen should burn further for interrupting Lelouch and C.C.'s possibly tender moment in CG R2 episode 24, paste this to your profile.
I am Team ANTI_EDWARD CULLEN If you do NOT like Edward Cullen and think he's ugly, copy this to your profile
If you can read this message,
you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Rose Fans Copy and paste this onto your profile.
You say vampires, I say Timelords! You say Rob Pattinson, I say David Tennant! You say Bella and Edward, I say Rose and Ten! You say Team Edward, I say Team Doctor! You say Bella, I say Rose! You say Jacob, I say Jack! You say Forks, I say TARDIS! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! DOCTOR WHO PWNZ! DOCTOR WHO KICKS TWILIGHTS BUTT INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE!
Killed by drapery.
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt -
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!
When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.
If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity. :D
R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.
They will never be forgotten
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