If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Or wherever you're from)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
Note: By the way, I'm sure you noticed by now, but I AM A SLASH/YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI FAN!!! I mostly read slash and yaoi, although occasionally I will read a Het or Yuri story. So, there you go. Don't bug me about it, it's my choice, not yours. If you do, I will turn into a horrifying monster who will gobble up all your insults and will regurgitate it back up as acid and spit it in your eyes so you will never be able to read again!!!
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