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wats up ma homies!?my name is Amaya :)
ok... a few things about me...
Hair:shoulder length black-brown
Eyes:blue sometimes dark green and even black. usually depends on my mood or the lighting
Weight:Ellie-san told me to tell u to go to hell
Height:5.6 i think...
Favorite mangas:Inuyasha, Naruto, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemest, Absolut Boyfriend, Bleach and Stone Keeper
LIKES:manga/anime, rock music, video games, drawing, writing, choir, violence and scary movies
DONT LIKE:Hannah Montana, musicals, preps, the color pink, people who hate other people kuz of their religion and Sasuke Uchiha!!stupid chicken butt...
RELIGION:i am a Jashinist. yes, i really am. i do all the proper rituals and prayers EVERY day and if u dont like it then fuck u!!
THEME SONG:yes yes, i do have a theme song. its Numa Numa by Ozone! kuz in the beggining and end of the song it says my name(Amaya)if u dont believe me then go on utube right now and listen to it...go on, do it! do it now!! the power of peer pressure compels you!
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what’s going on, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, rainbows.and.blood,Amaya the night rain
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, paste this onto your account!
If you live for Fanfiction and can't go a day without it paste this on your profile
Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.
If you hate those fangirls who squeal, every time Sasuke does something, like, I don’t know, sneeze, copy and paste into your profile.
If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wonder what else he does with that Byakugan..)
If you always make this face, -_-', when naruto says believe it, copy and paste this into your profile
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you get bored easily, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you see/experience lots of things that can never happen and scream 'it's the end of the world', copy and paste this on your profile.
If your supposed to be doing homework right now copy and paste this in your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're lazy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...What was I doing again?
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you hate it when people put two of the same of these copy and paste thingies copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (You forgot trying to push a sliding door open)
-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (What else am I supposed to do in my free-time)
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (frequently)
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. (Yes and my 'true friend' thought it was hilerious >
-If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!
-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
-All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.
-If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
-Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe Hidan will return(I LOVE U HIDAN!!)
-If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Evil never tasted so good)
-If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
-If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
-If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (I think I've tripped over a 'watch your step' sign)
-If you believe we should kidnap Kishimoto and make him spill the rest of Naruto to us copy and paste this onto your profile.
-BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random
-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hooray!)
-If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you like vocaloids copy and paste this onto your profile
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING!! BANNANA PHONE!! if you randomly sing songs about bannanas, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you cosplay in public places like the supermarket, copy and paste this onto your profile
WASSUP FOO?! if you talk like a rapster to annoy your older sibling, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you refresh a page a million times wating for someone to PM you back, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you stick up your middle finger everytime Naruto says 'beleive it!' copy and paste this onto your profile
if Hell is your favorite swear word, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you can hit high E while singing, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you sing High E at the top of your lungs and as loud as you can to get peoples attention, copy and past this onto your profile
if you cosplay in the rain and look all sad to get that anime look, copy and past this onto your profile
if you want to slap the gay emo princess (Sasuke) copy and paste this onto you profile
If you run around yelling: 'I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!!' in public places, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you stalk cosplayers at anime conventions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a pet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If bananas are your favorite food, copy and paste this onto your profile
Got these from rainbows.and.blood whom got them from 9shadowcat9's profile:
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."
"As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars and wonder...WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?!"
May Deidara rest in peace, while Sasuke goes to hell.
THE "WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING" CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, rainbows.and.blood,Amaya the night rain
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
You Say Pink I Say Black
You say BABY PINK
got these from o.OTotallyRandomO.o's profile:
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
-Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Maybe of laughter...
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.
-Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
-That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
-A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
-There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
-Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
-An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
-There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
-I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
-Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
-Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
-I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
-There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
-5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
These are actually on the labels. (These are so funny XD)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On an American Flag: Made in China
At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)
In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
-Isn't it interesting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-All the good men are taken, gay, or fictional characters.
-The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.
Fuck Everything And Run
-Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer.
-There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
-Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
-A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!”
-You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
-I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.
-I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
-Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
-The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
-Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
-Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
-If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
-When in doubt, push random buttons!
-There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
-An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-That's life, well your life anyway
-Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
-Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
-I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
-If everyone jumped off a bridge would you too? No, I would step onto a pile of bodies.
-Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
-STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
-If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
-Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
-There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
-Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
-Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
-Flying is easy.You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible
-You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor
-From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
-What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
-I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass
-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
-Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?
-I'm NOT a stalker... I simply admire from afar... From behind a sign... >.>
-Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
-Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
-If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.
-Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
-Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
-What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
-'I Love You' has 8 letters, but so does bullshit.
-I swear to drunk I'm not God.
-...I feel stupid, and contagious...
-If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
-Fear the rage of the patient one
-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
-Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought
-Life isn't passing me by; It's trying to run me over
-Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-I'd like to have a battle of wits with you but I don't fight people that are unarmed.
-You know you're screwed when that shooting star starts getting bigger.
-It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's hilarious.
-Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
-Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
-Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”
-I abide by one simple rule: Everyone else has brakes.
THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012!! Fuck no, that was just a movie you idiots!!(actually i think the Jashinists r gonna take over the world in 2012...but thats just me)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hidan,Kakashi,Ino,Kiba,Itachi,Anko,Tobi/Madara,Pein,Konan...etc.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina,...ummmmm does AkatsukixOC count?
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi!i luv it! HidanxKakuzu and SasoDei r my favs
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many times? no but i wuld if my dad let me
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: a bunch of posters,shipuden episodes on my ipod and volume 2 season 1 on disc.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? lets see...where do i start?mostly Hidan,Neji,Shikamaru,Kiba,Deidara,Kakuzu,Zetsu,Pein,Naruto,Kisame and a bunch more! XD
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina.hey,stalkers deserve love to. :)
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? neither.i hate Sasake!!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7!DUH!!Kakashi is there! :D
10. Do you support the obito theory? Obi/Tobi? NOPE. TOBI IS MADARA.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? maybe...
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? if u havent noticed yet,Hidan.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Damn Cockutoo head!!i hope he dies!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? i wouldnt be much of a fan if i didnt
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? i try but have u seen how many chapters there r?!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? its a possibility
17. Sub or dub? sub.im tryin to learn japanese so i want to beable to pronounce things correctly
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? kinda both ways.i didnt really like her in the beggining kuz she was a weak pussy but now she is all strong and independant...
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? r u kidding?I LUV TOBI!!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? he is ugly but i still like him for his enthusiasm
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara!! XD
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWSOME!!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? u already kno my anwser!(Hidan)
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YEAH!if i didnt it would be kinda wierd kuz i write fanfics to.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? i already anwsered that...
27. Do you like lemons? DONT JUDGE ME!!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? hell no!
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? saddly,no...
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? they r SO funny!!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YEAAAAAH.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? it was kinda awkward.especially for the child wen i baashed his face in after calling Zetsu a flsh eating freak!! :)
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? yeah!wen i started obsessing over Naruto my grades went UP!!its awsome!
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? yep!
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? if i do Kakashi might talk to me...or even take me to the movie!! XD
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? who is that??...IM SORRY!!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? YEAH! :D
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? SASUKE WAS SEXY?? WHEN??
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep.Amaya
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? NO!!i have taken over Naruto! :D
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