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Joined 02-04-10, id: 2242053, Profile Updated: 08-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Victorious.

Shining like fireworks over your sad empty town.

Hey!! My name's Natalya!! Thanks for looking at my page. Please look at stories and possibly review and I'll try to keep things really interesting.

I'm insane. You've been warned

I'm on Facebook! But I won't tell you my name because I don't want creepy people adding me.

Tumblr: Insadepudding

Twitter:Insadepudding


I really really really love Avan Jogia :) If this is true for you copy and paste to your profile :)

Pairings:

Victorious- Jade/Beck

Twilight- Jacob/Leah

Victorious- Jade/Tori

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO TORI/BECK!!!!! THAT DISGUSTS ME!!

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and you just jacked their shoes.

Terapist= The Rapist (SCARY!!)

I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun!

I ran with scissors and lived.

When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not only a "you had to be there", its also a "you have to as retarded as us" (or just me...)

Team Jacob!!!!

"All that ever holds some back, I think , is fear. For a minute I had fear. (Then) I walked into the (dresing) room and shot my fear in the face."- Lady GaGa

"Disciplined be damned. It's not interesting. It's only masters that matter. Those who create."- Pablo Picaso

"I wish they would only take me as i am."- Van Gogh

"If music is the food of love, play on."- Shakespeare

"Watch your Fu#%ing mouth!!!!"- my mom

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

Proof of the Existence of Stupidity;

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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We're All Mad Here by SlntLullaby reviews
At Greenhaven Psychiatric Hospital, there were eight people marked "incurable". These are those teenager's stories, straight from the loony bin itself. / (leave before they harvest your corpse too). / - REWRITTEN. -
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/13/2011
A Day In the Life of the Renegades by Kei Jones reviews
A series of drabbles about Jacob, Leah, Seth, Quil and Embry intereacting. Leah hates her boobs, Michael Buble inspires and almost kiss, and Rachel fails to see the 'awesomeness' that is Chuck Norris. Jake and Leah go shopping. And WHAT is Leah doing?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Notes by lowlaury reviews
She keeps finding those notes in her locker, and she can't help liking them a little too much. But it doesn't matter because they'll never find out, right? - BeckJadeAndre/Jandreck triangle. However, because of me being me, there's more Bade than Jandré.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
just another jealous lover by canyouplaypretend reviews
You just have never been the jealous type. You haven't had a serious girlfriend before Jade but you were never jealous. You truthfully don't know what jealous feels like. Although../Or Beck's jealous but he won't admit it. BadeBadeBade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
One of the Rotten Ones by imlaughingnow reviews
Jade saw it; the way Tori played with her food, the way Cat started coming to school in yesterday's clothes, the way Robbie used Rex to break dreams. She saw Andre & Beck outside his RV, snorting up. Just like how they all saw her wrists. Bade, Cabbie
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
Perfect by Nature9000 reviews
A man's worst nightmare becomes reality when his daughter runs away, due to feeling ignored and neglected. Can Jade and her father connect before it's too late?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
Bite Me by Jeakat reviews
Leah accidently sets her Alpha a challenge he can't refuse. Now chapters, and I've bumped the rating up to M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,014 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
fleeting glances by the inversed butterfly reviews
As Beck lays beside his new wife, he wonders what had ever gone wrong — BeckJade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Just another Censored Friday by Wolf Spirit of the Northlands reviews
Ahh, Fridays. Songfic of you guessed it 'Friday' the terrible song by Rebecca Black. Jade POV. T rating for language.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
it's not that simple by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
Because sometimes mommys and daddys tell us things that aren't quite true, becuase it's simple.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Greatest Victorious Fanfiction Guide Evar by professor lazyass reviews
I have taken it upon myself to make a guide on writing Victorious fanfiction, because I am that generous. You all shall become awesome writers, but not as awesome as me. Sorry. / / THIRTEEN: TRIBBIE AND MRS. WEST?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010
possesive by buffyangelinfinitdesire reviews
Jade isn't the only possesive one in this relationship
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Tendencies by Noel Edge reviews
Beck & Jade's tendencies.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Leaving Your Heart Behind by WolfGirl4Life reviews
After one drunken night Leah finds herself pregnant with her alphas baby, so she runs away. Two years later, she comes home toddler in tow. As she deals with the consequences of her mistakes, she finds ways to deal with her past, and learns to love again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,093 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Hear me Howl by YoGurlB reviews
Leah Clearwater can not get off the rollercoaster she calls her life. When will she stop going through loops and turns?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 102,316 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
fallen star by charmed4eva112 reviews
the words come out of his mouth naturally as he pretends it is his dummy speaking and not his disease. Robbie centric, some RobbieCat with a hint of RobbieJade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Robbie S. - Complete
Where We Started From by aloxi reviews
This is the moment James Oliver's life turns, not upside-down, but finally, blissfully, right-side up. / / Or, how Beck came about.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Beck O. - Complete
A Second Chance by Elliriel Galadh-Lithe reviews
An alternate ending to TSSLBT, SM's short novella on Bree Tanner. Warning: must have read SM's novella first! canon pairings, T for now but that may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
I Need Coffee by Cabbie4eva reviews
Just a one-shot with some text messages between Jade and Beck. Read and Review.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Breakeven by xXxBlackwaterQueenxXx reviews
"You deserve someone who can give you everything you've ever wanted. I'd only ever be able to give you myself, and my love. But him, he could give you the world, Lee, and that's what you deserve." Blackwater Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Red Hots by Red X aka Redhood reviews
I was watching vicTORious and noticed Jade & Beck had on matching necklaces starting in this episode. I wonder how they came about them and this happened. Enjoy.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Jade W., Beck O.
Robot Unicorn Attack by atr0cities reviews
What happens when Beck finds a new online game to play? Why, he makes Jade play it of course!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Our Dawn 2 by Karisan-karisan reviews
Leah's trying to find her place and Jacob may be the one to show her the way. Irina and the Volturi are on their way to Forks, the pack and the Cullens will have to work together. In the middle of chaos love will blossom. Rated M in later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 163,406 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Ticklish, Are We? by atr0cities reviews
Jade is ticklish? What the fu- *explodes*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
2 AM by LissaHuff reviews
Jacob started to drink when he turned 21. He always goes to Leah when he has done something stupid because he is drunk. Leah helps, but is tired of him always going back to Nessie when she loves him. Based off the lyrics of Breathe by Anna Nalick.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Happily Ever Afters Are For Hussies by Imperio-youloveme reviews
One would later ask anyone with a conscious mind how in Buddha's name had Jacob Black gotten someone like Leah Clearwater to agree to go out on a date with him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
You Left, She Didn't by brokencrownsandhearts reviews
Nessie and Jake were together but she left, eventually he and Leah ended up together but what happens when Nessie comes back? Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Fearless by hopefulromanticx reviews
Leah and Jake drive each other crazy. But truth is, they both love each other. Could they tell each other how they feel? Can they be together without killing each other? Inspired by Taylor swift's Fearless Blackwater Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Beautiful Angel by Team Seth.Leah and Jake reviews
Booboo's sister is in coma and is fighting for her life. One night booboo get's a visit from...an angel, literally! Can she help booboo through the rough time and will she fall in love on the way? Booboo Stewart Fanfic!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
The Third Times the Charm by Kei Jones reviews
I kissed her when I was 7 and she pushed me off the jungle gym. I kissed her, again, at 14 and she gave me a black eye. Has he learned anything? Here's hoping third times the charm. Blackwater fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Fairytale Ending by Incendia Glacies reviews
"Silly Mommy, I'm not going to marry Jacob! Leah is. And I am going to marry Seth, that's my fairytale ending." Blackwater! NessiexSeth on the side, Nessie's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Tension Between a Brother and a Sister by mystery of the mist reviews
Jasper and Rosalie get into a little bit of sibling rivalry. Of course there is a consequence that they both have to face. WARNING: SPANKING OF TWO TEENAGERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Fireflies by Kei Jones reviews
Exchanging glances the two do the same making a wish on their fireflies. 'I want someone like Leah to always be around and never leave me.' Jacob wishes and opens his eyes to see Leah smiling at him. Blackwater fluff. Sometimes wishes do come true.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Alpha Male by portionss-forfoxes reviews
Set while Bella is pregnant with Renesmee. Jacob, Seth and Leah reluctantly join the Cullens for a meal and some Discovery Channel on wolves...This has got to get interesting. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Unthinkable by YoGurlB reviews
Leah and Jacob accomplish the unthinkable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
You Want Us To Stage What? by 506thpir reviews
When Sikowitz announces that everyone will have to stage kiss in front of the whole class for 26 seconds, the students get a little nervous. No one more nervous than Tori when she has to reherase with Andre in an empty house. Tandre
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2010 - André H., Tori V. - Complete
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It's Complicated reviews
Summary: "Daddy, who's my mother?" 9 years, 10 months, and 3 days since Jade and Beck last spoke. One of them has built wall to distract herself, another dedicated his life to a little girl. How does this little girl bring them together?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
I'm only me when I'm with you reviews
Set at end of New Moon when Bella leaves Jacob. When Leah phases Jacob is there to help her and imprints on her. Leah writes a song called I'm only me when I'm with you. my first fanfiction. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Leah, Jacob