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Author has written 23 stories for Glee.

Katt; Nineteen.

Starbucks addict from District Three with an eternal love for music, Klaine, a time travelling alien in a fez, Mr. Christopher Colfer, Sherlock in a deerstalker, Mr. Darren Criss and the boy who lived.

Currently in my second year of University studying Writing and English.

I write Klaine, Sebandler, and a sprinkling of Niff and I am impromptucoffee on here and on LiveJournal. For Tumblr exclusive stories for Sebandler, go to engorgioblaine.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,499 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Three Magic Words by Bella Kundu reviews
There are infinite ways you can tell someone that you love them. Chapter 19 - Blaine comes to school with bruises from his dad and Kurt comforts him and tells him he loves him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,965 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Touch of the Fingertips by poisonivy231 reviews
Kurt has barely ever made contact with anyone because he is a faerie. This is a creature, or person, which makes a connection when it touches another. When Kurt accidentally meets Blaine Anderson, this becomes an even greater problem than he predicted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,920 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Under Oath by poisonivy231 reviews
In a dystopian society, homosexuals are forced to marry at 18 and consummate the marriage within 24 hours. With no choice in who their partner is, Kurt and Blaine meet and are married at their wedding. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Displacement by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. See the warnings/summary. A conversation that begins with: What's the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That's a Wrap by allyouneedis reviews
Blaine's older brother, Darren, directs Blaine how to please Kurt, and maybe shows him a thing or two. Kinda awkward, first-time-ish, voyeurism, oral, slashy, smutty fun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12277 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Me, You and Winnie the Pooh by GleekFreak75 reviews
Just a cute/kinda crazy and twisted Klaine one-shot that involves a look into the strange sex lives of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, starring-the magic of Disney? Not as creepy as it sounds, I swear, it's more cute than anything, give it a try!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Time Together Isn't Ever Quite Enough by rayychel infinity reviews
"When Blaine sings, his blue aura is strong, steady, like he's at his most calm. When his eyes lock with Kurt's, it fluctuates slightly, jumps around like Kurt's heart is doing inside his chest." Kurt can see auras; Blaine's is the same color as his mom's
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Letters From Blaine by foraworldundeserving reviews
"This is the method my dad used when he was my age to determine his feelings for my mom - he wrote a book of letters to her every time he learned something new about her or had something he wanted to say but couldn't..." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The First Of March by Cleo Leo reviews
There was nothing unusual about the phoning ringing on a Saturday. But the moment Blaine's Dad handed it to him he knew something wasn't right. Sometimes, it is better being wrong, and Blaine desperately wished in this case he had been. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Kliss Challenge by foraworldundeserving reviews
"14 prompts, one per day. 24 hours to complete and post it. If you manage every prompt by the end of the two weeks, I will declare you the 'Ultimate Kliss writer' and 'Ultimate Klaine Prompt writer'." - Chasing Aspirations. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,504 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Hug reviews
"You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug" - PROMPT FIC. COME INSIDE AND JOIN THE FUN.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 104,585 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If You Seek Amy Tonight reviews
Blaine is eighteen and a virgin, has only ever been kissed, but sex is always on his mind and with an exhibitonism streak a mile wide he finds himself with a blog and a lot of admirers, one of which becomes less anonymous the more he sees - a fill for the GKM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Wind Me Up & Watch Me Go reviews
Being different has given Kurt a roller coaster of feelings over the years starting at confusion all the way up to thinking it's the best thing that's ever happened to him - after Blaine of course. A GKM fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Is It reviews
They gave up on trying to remove pants and simply fell to the floor, rutting against each other until they screamed because this is it, this is it, Kurt got in, this is it - A Glee Kink Meme fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss & Tell reviews
Kurt and Blaine's progression through the four bases - in this case: kissing, touching, blowjobs/fingering and intercourse. A Glee Kink Meme fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Written In The Eaves reviews
The house, the alcove, is Kurt's safety, books and dreams and outside is tinted with fear. The roof is Kurt's place to sit in amongst that fear while unafraid. Companion piece to The Tops of Buldings, I Can See Them Too.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Tops of Buildings, I Can See Them Too reviews
On an evening where late spring ticks over into early summer, Kurt meets Blaine, the boy next door who loves books. Boys falling in love over books and conjoining roofs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lead Me Wild reviews
Blaine can't remember seeing anything more wonderful than the first time Kurt had burst into hysterics in front of him, his eyes closed and his grin wide.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Walk, Don't Run reviews
Blaine's running too fast, looking everywhere, until someone tells him that maybe the owner of the name written on his skin is supposed to find him instead.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Animalium reviews
"We're known as animalium." - There were many stories Blaine had heard growing up about the humans who weren't so human. They were feared, different
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Piggyback Chronicles reviews
Kurt's way with words walks the Warblers right into the post-rehearsal wind down they never expected. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Kind You Are reviews
Kurt's built a name for himself at McKinley - the boy who's alone but no longer afraid - and it's entirely possible Blaine's alone too, but there's something so together about being apart. - Badboy!Blaine AND Badboy!Kurt. -
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
We Lose Ourselves In Liquor reviews
It's not quite the night Kurt had imagined, but who is he to comment when he won't remember? Anderberry!Verse - just - heavy on the Klaine .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Presents and Pillows reviews
Kurt was keeping them close. Cherishing one more first.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Trouble With Siblings reviews
"Mercedes, I can't exactly do anything. I'm not going to walk into his room unannounced and casually slip into conversation that he's gorgeous and I'd quite like to have his tongue in my mouth. I'd look like an idiot."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Bother Knocking reviews
Wes eyed Nick curiously then turned on his heel and began to leave, pulling the door shut behind him. Just before the door shut completely, Wes popped his head in with a smirk. "Nice to see Jeff's already got you whipped."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Home reviews
"What's he doing, kid?" Burt asked Kurt, frowning at Blaine. "No idea," Kurt replied with a shrug.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Letter reviews
Kurt receives an unexpected gift on his eighteenth birthday, but the tears are worth the words.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Epilmanuca reviews
Epilmanuca: The planet of song. Ficlet - Doctor!Blaine, Companion!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Glitter In The Air reviews
"Have you ever thrown a fistful of glitter in the air?" - Inspired by Pink's 'Glitter In The Air.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,310 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nights Upon My Pillowcase reviews
An innocent leaving behind of a notebook gets Kurt more than he bargained for.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Titaniklaine reviews
Blaine knows Kurt loves romance, so re-enacting a moment from Titanic couldn't hurt... right?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The old need not be wise reviews
Burt need not be wise to know love in a teenagers eyes.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete