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Author has written 1 story for Stardust.

Favourite Quotes:

"I live each day as if it were my last; so I lie in bed all the time slipping in and out of conciousness."

"Can you not see that liberty is worth more than ribbons?"

"Words are loaded pistols; use them at your peril."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"If you give a man a fire, he's warm for the day. Set fire to him, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Favourite Authors:

Sir Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, John Ajvide Lindqvist, Oscar Wilde.

Favourite Films:

Duck Soup, Gone With The Wind, Lat Den Ratte Komma In, In The Loop, Stardust, Signs, Shanghai Knights (alright, it's stupid, but I don't care!).

I live in England, nowhere near London. I enjoy drawing things that aren't there and reading about things that were but aren't any more. I find most adventure films depressing because I inevitabley am rooting for the 'baddie'. Szarlot is the Polish spelling of my name, although I am in no way Polish. Which is a shame, really.

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Dangerous Game by Lollipop456 reviews
AU. BlackwoodxOC. Wrote this while on a writing binge. A murmur in Latin, leads Marion Poulton straight to her cousin's attacker, Lord Blackwood, and straight into a dangerous game of murder & secret romance. Some OOCnes and possible Mary-sue. R&R.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010
The Bane Of Men by ToryTigress92 reviews
Lord Rathbone/OC. Lord Nelson Rathbone is a man on the verge of changing the course of British history, but will his past with a young woman who joins with his enemies to fight him prove to be his downfall?
Shanghai Noon/Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [Lord Rathbone, OC] Chon W., Roy O. - Complete
So Far Over reviews
An AU version of the story without any plot alterations. Hopefully a series of SeptimusXOC one-shot type things. Although i'm fully aware it's based on a book, this is based firmly on the film. My first fic - please be gentle.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Septimus