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Joined 02-04-10, id: 2242488, Profile Updated: 02-27-11
Author has written 15 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

JYNX AND UO ARE OFFICALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL WE GET OUR LIFE IN CHECK

Hola!

This is me, Jynx, and my friend, Uo, writing Kingdom Hearts stories! (yaoi only, sorryXP) Why? Cuz we love them~~~ We realized we wrote 'bout the same things(basically) so in the middle of us suppos ta be doin' our tech thing, we're like "omg! we should have a joint account! woho!" So yeah! This is it. And, and we're eachother's Beta~ Easier ta handle, ya'know?

There will be stories we wrote by ourselves and others when we wrote togeza! Trust me, you'll know the diff in no time. Our writing styles are completely different!

Well she'll probably add more later to this but for now: Sayanora~

Uo: -random moment- Buwahahahahahahaha! -runs away-

Jynx: -stares-...okay then...anyway...on with this...profile??

Uo: -pops out of nowhere then trips on entrance- Just so some of you people know, we both love country so our stories will mainly use country songs as part of our inspiration.
AND!! JUST SO YOU KNOW, FANFICTION DOESNT LIKE ME BECAUSE EVERYTIME I TRY TO UPLOAD A STORY SOMETHING GOES WRONG AND I HAVE TO RE-POST IT...TT.TT

I REALIZE WE NEVER STATED THIS: MOST OF OUR STORIES ARE AU!

If you think Xion should be destroyed completely and utterly and crushed into itty bitty bloody pieces, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slipped while getting out of the shower and fallen right into your cat's litter box, you have my pity.
If you think homophobia is a mental illness that should result in suffers being strung up by their toes, stripped naked, feathered and tarred, then sold as cheap, Mexican pinata knock-offs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think there should be more KH X-over fics, copy and paste this into your profile (and start writing damn it!)
If, whenever someone says 'orgy' you think of Organization XIII, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have every experienced a random fangasm while playing KH, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't know what KH is, then please go die, kthnxbai.
If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever stayed up for over 24 hours just to continue a roleplay, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever watching a movie and randomly screamed "THEY'RE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER" at the main male characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laughed for over an hour when Reno said, "I'm still out here!" in Advent Children, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever sitting in a restaraunt and started dancing to music in your head regardless of who was watching, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed).
If you have ever had someone stare at you in a Wal-Mart for having Axel marks on your face, copy and paste this into your profile (and gimmie five!)
If you dance to elevator music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been accused of shaving someone bald and stealing their underwear, gtfa from me o.O
If you watch movies and think 'now how can I turn this into a fic?', copy and paste this into your profile.
If watching people die in horror movies makes you laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had canon characters breed babies that were OCs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had canon characters breed other canon characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stood up in the middle of class and announced proudly that Axel is gay for Roxas, then I commend you...but you seriously need help.
If you currently have more than three OPEN stories/rps, copy and paste this into your profile. (and quit procrastinating)
LAWL, COOKIES!
If you've refused to replay KHII because you don't want to kill Orgy XIII again, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk about nothing but KH, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're eagerly awaiting a CG KH movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you KNOW that there is going to be a CG KH movie, then PM me with further information.
If you believe Repliku needs more attention and desperately deserves some serious cuddles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Axel was a complete asshole, but still utterly badass in CoM, then you rule. Also, copy/paste in your profile.

We've both agreed on this. We believe it's rather inlightening and we think you should read the following because, really, this shit opens peoples eyes to the shit people whisper every goddam day. And, quite frankly, it pisses the hell outta me when I flippin' hear this shit. Especially 'bout my friends.

ANOTHER ONE! This time about stereotypes.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your smoke and pipe it! xD

Name: Jezabelle Ishataki (Jynx)

Age: 19

Race: Werewolf(lol)

Religion: Wiccan

About: Loud mouth, short-temper(sometimes), apathetic(sometimes), loyal if I love ya!anyone when they "claim" to love me.

Fave couples:

RikuXSora

AxelXRoxas

RenoXAxel

LeonXCloud

SephXCloud

ZackXCloud

RenoXCloud

SephXZackXCloud

ZackXRenoXCloud

SephXZackXReno

SephXRenoXCloud

SephXZackXRenoXCloud

Name: Uotani Kurokawa (Uo)

Age: 19

Race: Human...i think

Religion: n/a

About: uh...i'm a strange person who people think i'm on crack when really i'm just high on life. I can't have sprite, just ask Jynx =D i don't know what else to say -ponders-

Fave couples: ...Same as Jynx...

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50 Themes of Seiner by FinalFallenFantasy reviews
50 days, 50 themes, 50 drabbles of varying lengths. Some ideas will be picked up and basically continued as a story, probably worded differently. See if you can guess which ones those are. Enjoy...
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Lifeline by Xerxies19 reviews
Hayner is saved from a run-in with bullies by none other than Seifer, but even Seifer's protection won't keep him safe forever, nor will it make Hayner's crush on him any easier to bear. SeiferHayner, others mentioned. For Psycho Rooster. M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,602 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
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Random Romance Drabbles II
This is part II of Random Romance Drabbles. These are a tad different.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,768 - Published: 12/11/2011
Wicked Promise reviews
This story was inspired by "AR-Hallowe'en- Wicked Promise" that was drawn by Nijuuni.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Random Romance Drabbles reviews
Like the title says: random drabbles of romance. Mixed Couples.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
Got Whatever It Is reviews
I don't know what to do and every time I try and tell him how I feel it comes out "I love you"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Photograph reviews
He found the photo of the friend that he was looking for, every time he looked at it, it made him laugh. -theres actually AkuRoku and RiSo-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Animals reviews
No, we're never gonna quit. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Just acting like we're animals
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Doesn't Know reviews
Axel is tired of Kairi flirting with Sora so he demands that Riku let her know that Sora is "his property" and she needs to back off Songfic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Hot Air Ballon reviews
I lit a match, then let it catch, to light up the room, and then you yelled as we beheld, an old maroon hot air balloon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Far Too Long reviews
You know that I love you, I have loved you all along and I miss you
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sold reviews
“Sold.” Leon’s head shot up to see a blushing Cloud staring at him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
You Belong With Me reviews
Really, as nice as Sora was, he was steadily getting tired of Kairi's crap.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Merry Freakin' Christmas reviews
Don't you just wish you could have a...lovely...Christmas with Organization XIII? Yes? You can gladly take Roxas and Sora's place at their table! No, really. TAKE. IT.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Swing Batter reviews
Why did we use baseball analogy?" Sora asked Riku, ignoring the new couple making-out. *revised*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Little Kitty Mine reviews
Axel swore if they complained about boredum one more time....wait Sora likes someone! Who! Tell me Roxy. Fluff
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Don't Take Him reviews
My version of "Don't Take the Girl" with Sora and Riku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete