Author has written 41 stories for Naruto.
(WARNING: This profile and my stories are rated M for foul language..I curse like a pirate..Not a sailor, a pirate.)
NOTE: Daaaaaang, I need to start writing more! i'm trying! I'm trying veeeeery hard. in fact, yesterday (2/6/12) I sat down with a notebook, a freshly sharpened pencil, an idea in mind and fingers warmed up cause I didn't want any hand cramps! I opened the book, put the tip of the pencil down aaaaaaaaannnnnd...My mind went totally blank. It was like a brick wall shot up in my brain seperating my idea from the rest of my thought process. There was nothing in my head. Nothing...NOTHING. I guess this is Writers block eh? Don't give up on me though I am trying very hard to get over it! :D
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Name: Andy,Kat or whatever you wanna call me XD.
Ironic Deception Scene in Doujinshi style!
Birthday: June 11th, You shall rememba!
Age: Aw screw it, twas born 1996, I'm not only a Gemini but a Rat also.
Things I Like: Animals, kids (Yeah I'm actually very patient), Anime (obviously), Manga, Madara (Dun CARE if he is dead), The Akatsuki, Video Games (Mostly sandbox -free roaming- games and heavy combat) and writing (obviously)
Things I Hate: HATERS!, Annoying people, people that yell when it's uncalled for, Bad grammer and spelling when you naturally speak that language There's NO need for it peepz NONE! (I'm one to talk), people who abuse animals trust me if I ever see that I'll stop it and call the cops.
I play the piano, write, and draw even though I kind of suck, I have four main goals in life, 1 to become something that entertains people (I love making people laugh.), 2 To be a voice actor for cartoons and anime (I'm pretty good at acting but I'm shy, it's a logical conclusion! T_T.), 3 to become a professional writer!, and 4 to get a Dodge viper!, (That's one hella nice car!XD).
My Oc's, LOL I Have OVER thirteen!, Way too many I know but I can't help it I have an over active imagination!, Anyway, Phoenix, Ash, Kasui, Komuri, Mint, Max, Aaron, Akila, Suki, Satoko, Iiki, Angel, Kimiko, Jen, Midoriko and a few more.
Favorite Anime Characters:
Inmu and Yanku - from Kakurenbo Hide And Seek (It's a mystery sci-fi movie with a twisty twist)
Madara Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, Minato Namikaze or whatever his last name is, Deidara, HInata, Tsunade a bit and TonTon - From Naruto
Grimmjow and Yoroichi - From Bleach
Horo - From Spice And Wolf
Younger Brother - From the Short OVA Cat Soup
Maromi - From Paranoia Agent
Sasuke Sarutobi - from Sengoku Basara (-drool- smexy)
Mei and Ling - from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Toboe and Tsume- From Wolf's Rain
Mirai - from Tokyo Magnitude 8.0
Nami and Robin - From One Piece
Just about the entire list of Bamboo Blade characters
Train - From Black Cat
Lavi - From D.Gray man
Misa's Shinigami - From Death Note
Conan - From Detective Conan
Mariko - From Elfen Lied
Natsu - From Fairy Tail
And Any and ALL tomboy Characters.
Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Noel Fielding, and another that I can't remember right now -.-
STORIES IN PROGRESS:
STORIES BEING WRITTEN (oneshots):
Parodies: All parodies are currently on hault. For a few reasons, 1 Sappyness does not make for good jokes, 2 I just don't feel like it anymore.
Three Stages: Basically a glimpse back to Madara's life.
Akatsuki: This will be a readers choice one shot series. (I looked it up stuff like this is not against the rules :p)
Madara Birthday oneshot *shrug*
STORIES BEING WRITTEN ( Multi chap OC).
Momma's Smile: If Naruto failed and Madara gained the power of the eight and nine tails, how different would his world be? "Daddy, why doesn't momma smile?,"
New Brood: Silver Fang sequal...Don't know much else yet XD
STORIES BEING WRITTEN (Multi chap Canon)
Jinx: A Mada/Saku Highschool fic. Odd considering I don't like Sakura very much.
Human:After two jutsu's somehow clash through time, Naruto and his friends are sent back 100 years to before the founding of Konohagakure, where adventure and chaos is found and new friends are found in the most unlikely of people, as they struggle to find a way back home.
Twisted: How weird would it be to wake up and find the life you had been living had all been nothing but a dream? AU.
STORIES BEING WRITTEN (yaoi)
FAVORITE BOOKS(Non Manga):
Where the wild things are, Marley and me, My sisters keeper, Where the red fern grows, Suzzane's diary, Diving bell, Of mice and men, SIngle square picture, A certain slant of light, The catcher in the rie, Old yeller, All Nicholas Sparks books. (I like sappy reads.)
FAVORITE MOVIES (Anime and Regular)
Transformers Live action (1&2. don't think I wasn't pissed when they didn't have the theme song), A Walke to remember, Chicago, The cure, Animal farm, Forest Gump, Spirited away, Howl's moving castle, Sweeney Todd, Run fat boy run, Rocky horror picture show, Shaun of the dead, Dragonfly, Butterfly affect 1, Pixar's Up, Spirit stallion of the cimarron, Balto, Bambi, Old Yeller, My dog skip, Two brothers (The tiger movie), Marley and me, All the Saw movies, Repo the genetic opera, Blade(all), All dogs go to heaven, and my favorite among favorites is Earthlings an Animal/nature documentary that will open your eyes.
FAVORITE STRAIT PAIRINGS:
NarutoXHinata (I don't really like Naruto but he and Hinata just go together, ya know?.)
SasukeXSakura (-growl- I Haaaaaaaaaate both of them, but the two bitches fit together perfectly.)
IchigoXOrihime (It cute and canon to and extent)
IchigoXRukia (Cute,cute and is what's probably going to happen)
LawrenceXHoro (From spice and wolf)
ItachiXOC (One of the rare times I actually like any of the guys from Naruto with a girl)
ItachiXTemari (I don't know why but I could see this happening.)
NejiXTenTen (Now for one of them would just admit it!)
FAVORITE YAOI PAIRINGS:
MadaIta ~- (Hehehe LOVE this pairing. And Uchihacest IS Canon Biyatches)
HashiMada ~- (Can't resist the bickering lovers)
MadaPein ~- (Power Vs. Power, Seme type Vs Seme type who will win and who will take it in the ass?, coming to a theater near you Seme Vs Seme, let the Pain rule... XD!.)
FugaIta ~- ( Tasty tasty Uchihacest.)
ItaSasu ~- (Well think about it, Sasuke was very precious to Itachi so much so that Itachi didn't care how much Sasuke hated him or if his own life was hell, as Long as Sasuke was alive and happy he was happy, -sniffle-TT my explanation made me sad.)
SasuOro ~- ( Oh hell yeah..Orochi-rape get's raped it's beautiful admires)
OroMada ~- ( Madara needs to be taken down a few pegs and that creep is just the guy to do it.)
OroIta ~- ( One word clears throat SNAKES!! >:D.)
ItaDei ~- ( Hot + Hot = super smexy match up.)
DeiIta ~- ( See #12 for why.)
SasuNaru~- (Probably THE most over-rated pairings EVER, but I can't resist it's charm ;D)
#12. NaruSasu ~- ( I like this more than SasuNaru, cause Uchiha's are just natural Uke's)
GaaLee ~- (Sometimes..If I'm in the mood for it.)
Tobi/MadaDei ~- (I REALLY like this pairing for several reasons, it needs more love! D: )
DeiTobi ~- (See #12.)
SasoDei ~- ( this was my First pairing and will always be liked)
ShikaChou ~- ( I just see Shika as somebody who would rather be married to a guy who understands and accepts him as is, than a girl who makes him do stuff and nags him.)
HidaIta ~- ( S&M anybody?.)
KakuHida ~- (Hmm I don't know it just has that, That you know... I Don't know XD!.)
KisaIta ~- (Yes folks I've fallen into the Shark/Weasel love pit and I can't get out.)
KillerKisa ~- (Does ANYBODY besides myself like this?. Seriously. anybody?.)
KotetsuXIzumo ~- ( They go together!..Like Cookies + milk, And Crawfish + CAJUN seasoning.)
"Art is a bang!,un" ~Deidara
"Che," ~ Yu Kanda - D. Gray man.
" Idiot it's not that simple, Don't be mean Tobi is a good boy." ~Zetsu (Yes, yes he is.)
"Oh yes baby, you've certainly lit the fire in my heart. "~ From revolutionary girl utena (Mr. Freeman couldn't believe that one)
REAL WORLD QUOTES:
"War is just a bunch of guys standing out in a field waving their pricks at one another." ~ George Carlin (Rest in peace you genius!)
"What are you eating?'
'I don't know it's some sort of delicious biscuit.'
'It's a coster'
'Are there anymore?,'" ~ Dylan Morans Black books series.
"What are the names of the things in between the bits that stick out on a comb?,"~ A question just about every kid has asked.
"There are no such things as adults, Those things you see on the freeway are just big stuck up toddlers with money." ~Me
"'I wouldn't have yelled if you had just shifted'
'I couldn't shift you where yelling at me!'
'You wouldn't shift!'
'cause of the yelling!'
'WHEN YOU SMELL FIRE YOU SHIFT!" ~ From the Titus show (F-CK YOU FOX NETWORK!)
"Let me tell you now, If I'm ever in a fight and some psycho bitch walks in hauling a piece of a freaking tree, Ding fights over." ~Me.
"You can't make a rainbow with one type of colour and you can't make a better world with one type of person. Accept and embrace the things you are not."
"Science may have found a cure for most evil's; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of humans," ~ Helen Keller.
"When a person remains in the hearts of others...Only then does he truly become immortal."
"Seeing isn't believing, Believing is seeing." ~ the title of this movie evades me right now.
" 'It takes nothing to steal another mans work.'
'No...It takes everything.' "~ The Prestige.
"Every magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called 'The Pledge', The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called 'The Turn' The magician takes the ordianary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough, you have to bring it back...Now your looking for the secret ,but you won't find it because of course, your not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled," The Prestige end monologue.
"Since we all inhabit the earth all of us are considered Earthlings, There is no racism, Sexism, or speciesism, in the term Earthling, it encompasses each and every one of us."~Earthlings.
"Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it."~ A walk to remember.
"'But I was never going to watch you die that's just f-cking sick.Look if the boot was on the other foot I'd save you.
'Boot WAS on the other foot, that's why I'm here.'
'And I would have done it months ago if I knew what a ct you where'
'Heheh'." ~ Tell it to the fishes, with Dylan Moran.
"So Long as there is a moon, Flowers will never die, and neither will us wolves," ~Kiba (Wolf's rain).
Hideo Ishikawa- Kotonoba is an awesome song :3. (He did the voices for Juushiro in Bleach and Itachi in Naruto and Naru Shippuden.)
"I don't know much about martial arts so please forgive me, But I was wondering do you think you could tell me what true strength is?. I may be out of line but hiding your true self and putting on heirs doesn't seem any different from running away to me. I would think that embracing the things you truly like and being able to enjoy them is worth more than anything, To just be yourself. I believe that's what true strength really is,"~ Tamaki Suo, (Vic Mignognia) Ouran High School Host Club.
I don't believe in Racism, sexism, or speciesism, if you don't either, copy and paste.
I believe in all paths to God, if you do too , copy and paste.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste. (My plans have failed, but I shall rise again!, with my mutant ninja bunnies!.)
15 Random Questions - (Answer truthfully!)
#1. What's a nickname only your family calls you? : Binky (The other word for pacifier). Because I didn't give mine up until I was 6 when my teeth started falling out.
#2. What's a weird habit of yours?: Counting. I count random things, like the bulbs on christmas tree displays, how many blue cars are on the road when I'm out, how many pens are in the cup at the bank, ect, ect. People call me OCD XD
#4. What's a song you secretly LOVE to blast belt out when you're alone?: Otep and Paramore songs. Sometimes Rammstein if the neighbors aren't home and my CD player wants to Cooperate with me.
#5. What's one of your biggest pet peeves?: have you ever seen those cars and trucks that have their drivers entire belief system on there? Yeah those bumper stickers, those stick ons. I hate them. One or two is fine, but when you take them off and the back end of your vehicle doens't have paint on it anymore that's too much.
#6. What's one of your nervous habits?: Chewing the inside of my mouth. Like the sides of my mouth or the inside of my lip.
#7. What side of the bed do you sleep on?: the center XD I have my own bed, the only time I sleep on one specific side is when one of my dogs decides to jump up.
#8. What was your first stuffed animal it's name?: A white plush rabbit named Robert. He was a character in a book series, I've gone through two of them.
#9. What's the drink you ALWAYS order at starbucks?: Skim milk latte`
#10. What's the beauty rule you preach.. but never ACTUALLY practice?: Don't mat yourself with foundation.
#11. Which way do you face in the shower?: West, away from the water. and then north and then east. And then down. I exercise in the shower XD
#12. Do you have any 'weird' body 'skills'?: Sort of, I have a semi-smallish hands and can squeeze them into the links of just about any fence.
#13. What's your favorite 'comfort food'/food thats 'bad' but you love to eat it anyways?: Doughnuts XD
#14. What's a phrase or exclamation you always say?: "Screw it I'll do it myself!," I say that to my mother a lot. For good reasons.
#15. Time to sleep- what are you ACTUALLY wearing?: My blue jeans and a T-shirt. No kidding I sleep in whatever I'm going to wear the next day.
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
6. Madara (he's is my f*cking favorite I don't care if he isn't Tobi!)
12. Tobi (He's a douche for decieving us, but he's mysterious)
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
No, and considering he isn't Tobi and stories containing him are probably going to slowly clump into one small mass of unfinished fics, I won't ever be able to (Yes it is this kind of test with these kinds of answers, I am ticked off)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Can't see his face, but his eyes are prettiful.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Depends on who Tobi really is, it could be possible MPREG material.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine(Gama)?
Yup, especially the one about the girl that he fell in love with and she dies and becomes the wind. That sounds like a Nicholas sparks book.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
The smut is usually pretty good ^_^
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Ten...but they're both creepy.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Deidara walking in on Konan and Tobi having sex. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MAN?~! YEAH!," Konan blinks, "This is Tobi, Madara's in the closet watching though!," The man inside the closet slams his fist on the inside of the door, "DAMN IT KONAN!,"
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
She thought he was just a turtle, until he captured her heart. Awww.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I think so...That is both intriguing and disturbing.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
IMD Irony. The sequal to Ironic Deception. It's a hurt comfort because of a bunch of shit I have to write in now. Again, thank you Kishi.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
The same one Madara used in Madara's Master.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
There's only one Akatsuki member in that!
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Strait line stitch, Black Veil
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Rated MM, for super insanely awesome smutty Yaoi story with my Mada-chan. I might actually write that. No wait in fact, watch me write it!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!
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