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Joined 02-04-10, id: 2242835, Profile Updated: 02-07-12
Author has written 41 stories for Naruto.

(WARNING: This profile and my stories are rated M for foul language..I curse like a pirate..Not a sailor, a pirate.)

NOTE: Daaaaaang, I need to start writing more! i'm trying! I'm trying veeeeery hard. in fact, yesterday (2/6/12) I sat down with a notebook, a freshly sharpened pencil, an idea in mind and fingers warmed up cause I didn't want any hand cramps! I opened the book, put the tip of the pencil down aaaaaaaaannnnnd...My mind went totally blank. It was like a brick wall shot up in my brain seperating my idea from the rest of my thought process. There was nothing in my head. Nothing...NOTHING. I guess this is Writers block eh? Don't give up on me though I am trying very hard to get over it! :D

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Name: Andy,Kat or whatever you wanna call me XD.

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http://randomdustbunnyangel.deviantart.com/art/I-D-Madara-Vivid-Izanagi-243547777 Ironic Deception Scene in Doujinshi style!

Yeeeesh, YEEESH.

Birthday: June 11th, You shall rememba!

Age: Aw screw it, twas born 1996, I'm not only a Gemini but a Rat also.

Things I Like: Animals, kids (Yeah I'm actually very patient), Anime (obviously), Manga, Madara (Dun CARE if he is dead), The Akatsuki, Video Games (Mostly sandbox -free roaming- games and heavy combat) and writing (obviously)

Things I Hate: HATERS!, Annoying people, people that yell when it's uncalled for, Bad grammer and spelling when you naturally speak that language There's NO need for it peepz NONE! (I'm one to talk), people who abuse animals trust me if I ever see that I'll stop it and call the cops.

I play the piano, write, and draw even though I kind of suck, I have four main goals in life, 1 to become something that entertains people (I love making people laugh.), 2 To be a voice actor for cartoons and anime (I'm pretty good at acting but I'm shy, it's a logical conclusion! T_T.), 3 to become a professional writer!, and 4 to get a Dodge viper!, (That's one hella nice car!XD).

My Oc's, LOL I Have OVER thirteen!, Way too many I know but I can't help it I have an over active imagination!, Anyway, Phoenix, Ash, Kasui, Komuri, Mint, Max, Aaron, Akila, Suki, Satoko, Iiki, Angel, Kimiko, Jen, Midoriko and a few more.

Favorite Anime Characters:

Inmu and Yanku - from Kakurenbo Hide And Seek (It's a mystery sci-fi movie with a twisty twist)

Madara Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, Minato Namikaze or whatever his last name is, Deidara, HInata, Tsunade a bit and TonTon - From Naruto

Grimmjow and Yoroichi - From Bleach

Horo - From Spice And Wolf

Younger Brother - From the Short OVA Cat Soup

Maromi - From Paranoia Agent

Sasuke Sarutobi - from Sengoku Basara (-drool- smexy)

Mei and Ling - from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Toboe and Tsume- From Wolf's Rain

Mirai - from Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

Nami and Robin - From One Piece

Just about the entire list of Bamboo Blade characters

Train - From Black Cat

Lavi - From D.Gray man

Misa's Shinigami - From Death Note

Conan - From Detective Conan

Mariko - From Elfen Lied

Natsu - From Fairy Tail

And Any and ALL tomboy Characters.

Favorite Comedians:

Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Noel Fielding, and another that I can't remember right now -.-

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STORIES IN PROGRESS:

None.

STORIES BEING WRITTEN (oneshots):

Parodies: All parodies are currently on hault. For a few reasons, 1 Sappyness does not make for good jokes, 2 I just don't feel like it anymore.

Three Stages: Basically a glimpse back to Madara's life.

Akatsuki: This will be a readers choice one shot series. (I looked it up stuff like this is not against the rules :p)

Madara Birthday oneshot *shrug*

STORIES BEING WRITTEN ( Multi chap OC).

Momma's Smile: If Naruto failed and Madara gained the power of the eight and nine tails, how different would his world be? "Daddy, why doesn't momma smile?,"

New Brood: Silver Fang sequal...Don't know much else yet XD

STORIES BEING WRITTEN (Multi chap Canon)

Jinx: A Mada/Saku Highschool fic. Odd considering I don't like Sakura very much.

Human:After two jutsu's somehow clash through time, Naruto and his friends are sent back 100 years to before the founding of Konohagakure, where adventure and chaos is found and new friends are found in the most unlikely of people, as they struggle to find a way back home.

Twisted: How weird would it be to wake up and find the life you had been living had all been nothing but a dream? AU.

STORIES BEING WRITTEN (yaoi)

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FAVORITE BOOKS(Non Manga):

Where the wild things are, Marley and me, My sisters keeper, Where the red fern grows, Suzzane's diary, Diving bell, Of mice and men, SIngle square picture, A certain slant of light, The catcher in the rie, Old yeller, All Nicholas Sparks books. (I like sappy reads.)

FAVORITE MOVIES (Anime and Regular)

Transformers Live action (1&2. don't think I wasn't pissed when they didn't have the theme song), A Walke to remember, Chicago, The cure, Animal farm, Forest Gump, Spirited away, Howl's moving castle, Sweeney Todd, Run fat boy run, Rocky horror picture show, Shaun of the dead, Dragonfly, Butterfly affect 1, Pixar's Up, Spirit stallion of the cimarron, Balto, Bambi, Old Yeller, My dog skip, Two brothers (The tiger movie), Marley and me, All the Saw movies, Repo the genetic opera, Blade(all), All dogs go to heaven, and my favorite among favorites is Earthlings an Animal/nature documentary that will open your eyes.

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FAVORITE STRAIT PAIRINGS:

NarutoXHinata (I don't really like Naruto but he and Hinata just go together, ya know?.)

SasukeXSakura (-growl- I Haaaaaaaaaate both of them, but the two bitches fit together perfectly.)

IchigoXOrihime (It cute and canon to and extent)

IchigoXRukia (Cute,cute and is what's probably going to happen)

KandaXLenalee

LaviXLenalee

AllenXLenalee

LawrenceXHoro (From spice and wolf)

HigeXBlu

ItachiXOC (One of the rare times I actually like any of the guys from Naruto with a girl)

ShikamaruXTemari (CANON-NESS!!)

ItachiXTemari (I don't know why but I could see this happening.)

Any AkatsukiXOC

KakashiXAnko

KakashiXOC

GaaraXOC

NejiXTenTen (Now for one of them would just admit it!)

FAVORITE YAOI PAIRINGS:

~NARUTO~

MadaIta ~- (Hehehe LOVE this pairing. And Uchihacest IS Canon Biyatches)

HashiMada ~- (Can't resist the bickering lovers)

MadaPein ~- (Power Vs. Power, Seme type Vs Seme type who will win and who will take it in the ass?, coming to a theater near you Seme Vs Seme, let the Pain rule... XD!.)

FugaIta ~- ( Tasty tasty Uchihacest.)

ItaSasu ~- (Well think about it, Sasuke was very precious to Itachi so much so that Itachi didn't care how much Sasuke hated him or if his own life was hell, as Long as Sasuke was alive and happy he was happy, -sniffle-TT my explanation made me sad.)

SasuOro ~- ( Oh hell yeah..Orochi-rape get's raped it's beautiful admires)

OroMada ~- ( Madara needs to be taken down a few pegs and that creep is just the guy to do it.)

OroIta ~- ( One word clears throat SNAKES!! >:D.)

ItaDei ~- ( Hot + Hot = super smexy match up.)

DeiIta ~- ( See #12 for why.)

SasuNaru~- (Probably THE most over-rated pairings EVER, but I can't resist it's charm ;D)

#12. NaruSasu ~- ( I like this more than SasuNaru, cause Uchiha's are just natural Uke's)

GaaLee ~- (Sometimes..If I'm in the mood for it.)

Tobi/MadaDei ~- (I REALLY like this pairing for several reasons, it needs more love! D: )

DeiTobi ~- (See #12.)

SasoDei ~- ( this was my First pairing and will always be liked)

ShikaChou ~- ( I just see Shika as somebody who would rather be married to a guy who understands and accepts him as is, than a girl who makes him do stuff and nags him.)

HidaIta ~- ( S&M anybody?.)

KakuHida ~- (Hmm I don't know it just has that, That you know... I Don't know XD!.)

KisaIta ~- (Yes folks I've fallen into the Shark/Weasel love pit and I can't get out.)

KillerKisa ~- (Does ANYBODY besides myself like this?. Seriously. anybody?.)

KotetsuXIzumo ~- ( They go together!..Like Cookies + milk, And Crawfish + CAJUN seasoning.)

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ANIME QUOTES:

"Art is a bang!,un" ~Deidara

"Che," ~ Yu Kanda - D. Gray man.

" Idiot it's not that simple, Don't be mean Tobi is a good boy." ~Zetsu (Yes, yes he is.)

"Oh yes baby, you've certainly lit the fire in my heart. "~ From revolutionary girl utena (Mr. Freeman couldn't believe that one)

REAL WORLD QUOTES:

"War is just a bunch of guys standing out in a field waving their pricks at one another." ~ George Carlin (Rest in peace you genius!)

"What are you eating?'

'I don't know it's some sort of delicious biscuit.'

'It's a coster'

'Are there anymore?,'" ~ Dylan Morans Black books series.

"What are the names of the things in between the bits that stick out on a comb?,"~ A question just about every kid has asked.

"There are no such things as adults, Those things you see on the freeway are just big stuck up toddlers with money." ~Me

"'I wouldn't have yelled if you had just shifted'

'I couldn't shift you where yelling at me!'

'You wouldn't shift!'

'cause of the yelling!'

'WHEN YOU SMELL FIRE YOU SHIFT!" ~ From the Titus show (F-CK YOU FOX NETWORK!)

"Let me tell you now, If I'm ever in a fight and some psycho bitch walks in hauling a piece of a freaking tree, Ding fights over." ~Me.

"You can't make a rainbow with one type of colour and you can't make a better world with one type of person. Accept and embrace the things you are not."

"Science may have found a cure for most evil's; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of humans," ~ Helen Keller.

"When a person remains in the hearts of others...Only then does he truly become immortal."

"Seeing isn't believing, Believing is seeing." ~ the title of this movie evades me right now.

" 'It takes nothing to steal another mans work.'

'No...It takes everything.' "~ The Prestige.

"Every magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called 'The Pledge', The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called 'The Turn' The magician takes the ordianary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough, you have to bring it back...Now your looking for the secret ,but you won't find it because of course, your not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled," The Prestige end monologue.

"Since we all inhabit the earth all of us are considered Earthlings, There is no racism, Sexism, or speciesism, in the term Earthling, it encompasses each and every one of us."~Earthlings.

"Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it."~ A walk to remember.

"'But I was never going to watch you die that's just f-cking sick.Look if the boot was on the other foot I'd save you.

'Boot WAS on the other foot, that's why I'm here.'

'And I would have done it months ago if I knew what a ct you where'

'Heheh'." ~ Tell it to the fishes, with Dylan Moran.

"So Long as there is a moon, Flowers will never die, and neither will us wolves," ~Kiba (Wolf's rain).

Hideo Ishikawa- Kotonoba is an awesome song :3. (He did the voices for Juushiro in Bleach and Itachi in Naruto and Naru Shippuden.)

"I don't know much about martial arts so please forgive me, But I was wondering do you think you could tell me what true strength is?. I may be out of line but hiding your true self and putting on heirs doesn't seem any different from running away to me. I would think that embracing the things you truly like and being able to enjoy them is worth more than anything, To just be yourself. I believe that's what true strength really is,"~ Tamaki Suo, (Vic Mignognia) Ouran High School Host Club.

I don't believe in Racism, sexism, or speciesism, if you don't either, copy and paste.

I believe in all paths to God, if you do too , copy and paste.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste. (My plans have failed, but I shall rise again!, with my mutant ninja bunnies!.)

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15 Random Questions - (Answer truthfully!)

#1. What's a nickname only your family calls you? : Binky (The other word for pacifier). Because I didn't give mine up until I was 6 when my teeth started falling out.

#2. What's a weird habit of yours?: Counting. I count random things, like the bulbs on christmas tree displays, how many blue cars are on the road when I'm out, how many pens are in the cup at the bank, ect, ect. People call me OCD XD

#4. What's a song you secretly LOVE to blast belt out when you're alone?: Otep and Paramore songs. Sometimes Rammstein if the neighbors aren't home and my CD player wants to Cooperate with me.

#5. What's one of your biggest pet peeves?: have you ever seen those cars and trucks that have their drivers entire belief system on there? Yeah those bumper stickers, those stick ons. I hate them. One or two is fine, but when you take them off and the back end of your vehicle doens't have paint on it anymore that's too much.

#6. What's one of your nervous habits?: Chewing the inside of my mouth. Like the sides of my mouth or the inside of my lip.

#7. What side of the bed do you sleep on?: the center XD I have my own bed, the only time I sleep on one specific side is when one of my dogs decides to jump up.

#8. What was your first stuffed animal it's name?: A white plush rabbit named Robert. He was a character in a book series, I've gone through two of them.

#9. What's the drink you ALWAYS order at starbucks?: Skim milk latte`

#10. What's the beauty rule you preach.. but never ACTUALLY practice?: Don't mat yourself with foundation.

#11. Which way do you face in the shower?: West, away from the water. and then north and then east. And then down. I exercise in the shower XD

#12. Do you have any 'weird' body 'skills'?: Sort of, I have a semi-smallish hands and can squeeze them into the links of just about any fence.

#13. What's your favorite 'comfort food'/food thats 'bad' but you love to eat it anyways?: Doughnuts XD

#14. What's a phrase or exclamation you always say?: "Screw it I'll do it myself!," I say that to my mother a lot. For good reasons.

#15. Time to sleep- what are you ACTUALLY wearing?: My blue jeans and a T-shirt. No kidding I sleep in whatever I'm going to wear the next day.

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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Pain

2. Konan

3. Kurenai

4. Kakashi

5. Jiraiya

6. Madara (he's is my f*cking favorite I don't care if he isn't Tobi!)

7. Deidara

8. Kakuzu

9. Hidan

10. Sanbi

11. Gamabunta

12. Tobi (He's a douche for decieving us, but he's mysterious)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, and considering he isn't Tobi and stories containing him are probably going to slowly clump into one small mass of unfinished fics, I won't ever be able to (Yes it is this kind of test with these kinds of answers, I am ticked off)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Can't see his face, but his eyes are prettiful.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Depends on who Tobi really is, it could be possible MPREG material.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine(Gama)?

Yup, especially the one about the girl that he fell in love with and she dies and becomes the wind. That sounds like a Nicholas sparks book.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

The smut is usually pretty good ^_^

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten...but they're both creepy.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Deidara walking in on Konan and Tobi having sex. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MAN?~! YEAH!," Konan blinks, "This is Tobi, Madara's in the closet watching though!," The man inside the closet slams his fist on the inside of the door, "DAMN IT KONAN!,"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

She thought he was just a turtle, until he captured her heart. Awww.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I think so...That is both intriguing and disturbing.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

IMD Irony. The sequal to Ironic Deception. It's a hurt comfort because of a bunch of shit I have to write in now. Again, thank you Kishi.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

The same one Madara used in Madara's Master.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Doubt it.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

There's only one Akatsuki member in that!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

-Squeek-

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Strait line stitch, Black Veil

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Rated MM, for super insanely awesome smutty Yaoi story with my Mada-chan. I might actually write that. No wait in fact, watch me write it!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

squeek*

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!

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All for the Sake of Pleasure by Kanemoshi reviews
When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 287,358 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Altered History by DemonUchiha17 reviews
What would happen if Madara never had the chance to leave Konoha? An unexpected force prevents the seperation and battle of the founding fathers of the leaf. How will the relationship between Hashirama and Madara be affected? HashiXMada in future chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,260 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hashirama S., Madara U.
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,203 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
History Repeated? by Biscuit15 reviews
Madara loses the war and Naruto saves him. Madara is hateful and frightened of everyone in the Leaf, so can Naruto help him heal from deep trauma and prevent another fight just like at the Valley of the End? OOC, MadaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
So I'm Fake Now It's Your Fault by Biscuit15 reviews
When Hashirama rapes Madara, Madara is left to slowly go insane as he feels he can tell no one and lessen the burden. When Hashirama continues to do it, Madara's sanity is destroyed and no one can help him. HashiMada lemon severe ooc char.death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,354 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Reckless Abandon by BelovedShadow reviews
As a child Itachi Uchiha was forced into sexual relations with his uncle. Now his parents have died, and he and his beloved little brother are made to live with their only living relative, is Sasuke doomed to the same fate? MadaItaSasu YAOI IN LATER CHAPS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,376 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] Madara U. - Complete
What Did I Do To Deserve This! by Princess Zathura reviews
The sequel of "But, Why Me!". Autumn is back with a new look, and a surprisingly evil alter-ego. What kind of trouble will she get herself into this time, and who will she team up with next?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Akatsuki, Kabuto Y.
The Love of a Brother by Rosebunse reviews
Madara misses his beloved brother Izuna. But now he has Sasuke, except that Sasuke isn't really like Izuna. How can he change this? Brainwashing, of course! Can Sasuke resist the depraved love of Madara, or will he be forced to submit?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Madara U.
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Chapter Four by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
A parody for the forth chapter of my sisters American Dragon fanfic. But due to this having little to do with American Dragon, it lands in the Naruto section. STRONG LANGUAGE. AND SEXUAL THEMES. Crackcrackcrack. Includes Akatsuki and Crossovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Shatterd Mirror:Orochimaru's Revenge by cinder16 reviews
Orochimaru has returned and not alone. With Sasori back from the grave Deidara is lost in his love for Madara and his love for Sasori. Can he find a way to deal with his feelings before something terrible happens? Part 2 of Living Behind a Shatterd Mirror
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Madara U., Deidara
My Sanctuary by Anzu-kun reviews
MadaNaru! Madara always finds a way to take advantage of a situation, even if it just so happens to be a summoning of a demon gone horribly, horribly, wrong. Yaoi, Timetravel/Parallel Universe. Rating MAY change... maybe. *UPDATED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U.
Slit Wrist Theory by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
Deidara's father has been abusive to him his entire life until finally he is sold into the life of a sex slave. Sasori is at a loss. Deidara is slowly losing his mind. Yaoi. Sasori x Deidara. Deidara x various characters Dark themes. RAPE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Brothers in Arms by Akatsuki210 reviews
It's the friendship that Hashirama wants people to remember, not the enmity. One shot, Madara and Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Lying To The Heart by Weaslegirl96 reviews
Hashirama sends a spy with no emotions in attempts to seduce the infamous Uchiha Madara. But seduction can only go so far... This is the story before Lie, Kill, Love MadaOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Anything by mewmewgodess reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hinata and the Seven Ninjas by Princess Zathura reviews
Starring the Hyuuga heiress as Snow White! Don't expect any real plot here, people. I'm just winging it! Here comes Hinata's crack-tastic adventure as she has to deal with shirtless guys, useless people, and the authoress' short attention span!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Returning by OctobersAutumn reviews
"She was the barely living contradiction to the seemingly peacful scenery. Bathed in blood her clothes were strained and bruises covered every part of her violated body." Madara injures Sakura badly. Which side will Sasuke take?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lie to me by OctobersAutumn reviews
"I need to look like a hooker" "You always do…" "…""Ouch stop throwing your stilletoes at me!" "Then either you help me or you go hiking with juugo!" "kay I'm good" In which Karin needs to get ready and suigetsu is far from helpful. Drabble warning!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
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After The Party reviews
Show of hands, who in their right mind wants to spend the day after New Years cleaning up your parents, along with just about every other adult you know's, mess? I didn't think so...This is sooo stupid it doesn't even have a genre! no point, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ironic Deception reviews
When Deidara is kidnapped on a mission to Kusagakure, it's up to Tobi to save him. But plagued by illness will he find his beloved sempai? Or will the feelings the enternal Uchiha holds for the bomber be lost forever? This is Guy/Guy. BEING REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Liver App reviews
Because it's too late to think up a title that doesn't have anything to do with those things. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 550. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Vengance Vera reviews
It's good for dry skin and devious plots! A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 541. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja TSA reviews
...is that even right? XD don't think so. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 539. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
Sky Sculptures Rage reviews
Statues don't wear pants, but I think it's necessary, especially if its as tall as King Kong. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 536. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Zetsu - Complete
They're Back reviews
Who? Well they're mostly, stock characters...Actually all execpt one are stock characters. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 535. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Day Off reviews
Once a year Madara Uchiha takes a day off to clear his mind and catch up on his sleep. This year was supposed to be no different, until Tobirama released a group children onto the compound, with the help of Hashirama can order be restored? Not Yaoi...OLD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Better Than Sasuke reviews
This isn't but the chapter itself was, Especially Chouji going all Butterfree. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 533. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Chōji A., Asuma S. - Complete
Samurai VS Lemon Head reviews
It makes sense if you think about it. Oh wait, no it doesn't. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 531. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hanzo - Complete
All That Is Grand reviews
is grand and all that is not SUCKS. This is not grand. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 530. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Medal Without A Name reviews
Is still a medal, unless it's given to the unworthy. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 526. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Old VS New Part 1 reviews
Cause I'm sure this title WILL be useful again, A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 525. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Tsunade S. - Complete
For every Zombji That Falls reviews
Three more always replace it, so don't mourne the loss, get ready for even more characters that won't matter :D, A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 524. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crazy reviews
No comment for this one. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 519. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Family Gatherings reviews
After the treaty between the Senju's and the Uchiha's was made. The two clans got together. What happened will forever mark the memory of all those involved. Finally something a little cracky and humorous ish Rated for foul language NOT YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Zombie Warz reviews
Oh my goesh! Attack of the Zombji's! A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 516. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Illness Doesn't Stop An Uchiha reviews
But this might. Being sick is bad enough but being sick while something much, much worse is going on? including ear screeching cooes coming from a criminal in need of therapy? That's a nightmare come to life, just ask Madara. Warning kind of pointless
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Madara U., Konan - Complete
Silver Fang And Bloody Rain reviews
Kakashi finds a little orphan girl...And I seriously have no idea what else to put. Contains OC..A CHILD OC. No pairings. Is currently being edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Terror Of The Rainbow reviews
Parody-thing for chapter 510..Anybody got anything to put here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Madara U., Konan - Complete
Monologue Filled Flashbacks reviews
yeah.. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 508. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
Crimson reviews
You ever wonder about what Hidan thinks of a sunset? well here's your chance. Fun times. -Despite what this summary may lead you to believe, this is a serious little oneshot- drabble- .Rated for foul language and hintings of murder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Star Gazing reviews
Konan reflects. I have nothing to add my brain has been milked dry . . Hurray another drabble . This one is more thoughtful than poetic though
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Konan - Complete
Snowflakes reviews
On a mission Itachi takes a moment to think. A short little drabble that is ironically the most thoughtful thing I've ever written - -;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Revenge! Sort Of reviews
401 parody...Now with 60 percent crappier jokes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Minato N., Karin - Complete
Epic Failure reviews
499 parooody type thing!..I lack the skills for a horrible joke right now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Akatsuki, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reunions And Squirrels reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 498. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Kushina U. - Complete
Scifi Physics reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 497. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Akatsuki, Kurenai Y. - Complete
Gardening Gardening Gardening reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 496. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Summerland reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 495. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Akatsuki, Danzō S. - Complete
Rip Offs And Rap reviews
chap 493 parody, with sixty percent more confusion!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Montage reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 492. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
An Authors Tears reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 491. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Omoi - Complete
Epicness reviews
Chapter 489 parody type thing, I'll give you a cookie if you read it :p.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Shima - Complete
RevivedAgain reviews
Oneshot parody for chapter 487, pointless for sure. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A voice from beyond reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 486. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Pondering reviews
parody for chapter 485, please and read and enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Akatsuki, Tenten - Complete
Repeat reviews
Parody thing for chapter 484, I actually managed to find something to make fun of. Please read you know you wanna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Popcorn? reviews
A chapter 483 parody/thingie!and um- Okay I still suck at explaining things just read it please!, and tell me what you think!.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
And They Call Me Insane reviews
A short parody oneshot, and um... It has Madara!, and he's kind of OOC but that's the definition of parody!, so please read it, you know you want to!.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Art With Sempai reviews
Um it's a little Tobi Deidara oneshot, I SUCK at summaries. But please read and tell me what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete