Hi I'm Igneous Pride. That's not my real name, my parents weren't that cruel (but they were pretty fecking close) Don't get me started on my real name. Its awesome, but no one can ever pronounce it right the first go, so I end up correcting everyone the first time I meet them. Long suffering tortured sigh.
If you've read Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy (awesomesauce!!), that's where I got the pseudonym, its my very own taken name.(If not read them, they are fantastic)
Favourite authors include Libba Bray, Cassandra Clare, Derek Landy, J.K. Rowling, Terry Pratchett, Malorie Blackman, Melissa Marr, Anne Rice, Charlaine Harris, Jane Austen and L.J Smith. (Trudi Canavan would have made the list had she not killed off Akkarin with that glaringly wide plot hole (don't get me started)
I've really gone right off Twilight now. I blame the films
I'm sure no one cares about details of my life, you're here to read my stories, not about how angst ridden I am, so I wont even bother giving them. Although from my earlier use of the word feck, you've probably guessed I'm Irish.
So sit, read and enjoy. And if its not too much bother, review. Just don't pester me for updates, because shock that it is, I have a life outside the internet. Somewhere. Though my new years resolution for 2012 is to be more productive, and finish at least one of these damn things.
And by the way people, I have a joint page with my bff, The Straight Lesbian. She's also the artistic genius responsible for my profile picture, and is an amazing everything, so go read her stuff or suffer the consequences!
Together we're the Hypothetical Whores.
So look us up.
I also have a livejournal account, if anyone would care to explain how to navigate that website, it would be nice
Stories! (No particular reason for the !)
The Secret Sister is still in progress with (semi) regular updates, though truth be told, I've really gone right off it.
Oh the Man Candy may not be updated, I kind of posted chapter, and realised I had no actual plot. But I am pondering away, and It will be continued soon, hopefully (and will contain copious amounts of femmeslash, despite the title, because I'm just a a bundle of contradictions),. If anyone wants to PM me about it, to take it over, or for suggestions on it, feel free.
Inky Lips has been moved to my joint account with TheStraightLesbian. We're up to chapter 5 now, and hopefully the classroom smex of doom will occur in the next few chapters
Ye Olden House is also on the other account, with a different title 'There be a handsome genius by the name of House' Its still a one shot, there are currently no plans to make a sequel.
Collision Course is my new baby and I'm really excited about it. So there may be regular updates, who knows?
No longer Nessie: There doesn't seem to be much interest in it, but I hope to have somewhat regular updates, and at least I know where that one is going.
God I'm such a moron.