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Joined 02-05-10, id: 2243037, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., Doctor Who, and Twilight.

Hi I'm Igneous Pride. That's not my real name, my parents weren't that cruel (but they were pretty fecking close) Don't get me started on my real name. Its awesome, but no one can ever pronounce it right the first go, so I end up correcting everyone the first time I meet them. Long suffering tortured sigh.

If you've read Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy (awesomesauce!!), that's where I got the pseudonym, its my very own taken name.(If not read them, they are fantastic)

Favourite authors include Libba Bray, Cassandra Clare, Derek Landy, J.K. Rowling, Terry Pratchett, Malorie Blackman, Melissa Marr, Anne Rice, Charlaine Harris, Jane Austen and L.J Smith. (Trudi Canavan would have made the list had she not killed off Akkarin with that glaringly wide plot hole (don't get me started)

I've really gone right off Twilight now. I blame the films

I'm sure no one cares about details of my life, you're here to read my stories, not about how angst ridden I am, so I wont even bother giving them. Although from my earlier use of the word feck, you've probably guessed I'm Irish.

So sit, read and enjoy. And if its not too much bother, review. Just don't pester me for updates, because shock that it is, I have a life outside the internet. Somewhere. Though my new years resolution for 2012 is to be more productive, and finish at least one of these damn things.

And by the way people, I have a joint page with my bff, The Straight Lesbian. She's also the artistic genius responsible for my profile picture, and is an amazing everything, so go read her stuff or suffer the consequences!

Or something

Together we're the Hypothetical Whores.

So look us up.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2408084/Hypothetical_Whores

I also have a livejournal account, if anyone would care to explain how to navigate that website, it would be nice

Stories! (No particular reason for the !)

30-12-2011

The Secret Sister is still in progress with (semi) regular updates, though truth be told, I've really gone right off it.

Oh the Man Candy may not be updated, I kind of posted chapter, and realised I had no actual plot. But I am pondering away, and It will be continued soon, hopefully (and will contain copious amounts of femmeslash, despite the title, because I'm just a a bundle of contradictions),. If anyone wants to PM me about it, to take it over, or for suggestions on it, feel free.

Inky Lips has been moved to my joint account with TheStraightLesbian. We're up to chapter 5 now, and hopefully the classroom smex of doom will occur in the next few chapters

Ye Olden House is also on the other account, with a different title 'There be a handsome genius by the name of House' Its still a one shot, there are currently no plans to make a sequel.

Collision Course is my new baby and I'm really excited about it. So there may be regular updates, who knows?

No longer Nessie: There doesn't seem to be much interest in it, but I hope to have somewhat regular updates, and at least I know where that one is going.

God I'm such a moron.

Le sigh

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Kiss of Fire by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A long time ago, Fire Lord Zuko lost the Waterbender he loved. But second chances make things all the more fun! ...Action, angst, drama, tension, romance, and a cute little Prince, it's all here! It is Zutara as you have never seen before! :Sequel to Slow Heat:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 318,309 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko
When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,338 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14497 - Favs: 20,071 - Follows: 19,659 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,147 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
Not One For The Diary by hannahncakes reviews
Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 139,871 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
the birth and death of the day by Sunny Daisy reviews
AU "There's a war coming, Caroline." -the Forbes-Winchester blended family takes on the Apocalypse. Caroline/Klaus
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,895 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sam W., Caroline F.
A Fate You Can't Escape by CeceVolume reviews
He had an Endgame; regain the kingdom taken from him and get revenge on those that have tried to destroy him. Even if he has found her, she won't change that. She couldn't change that. Could she? Note: several pairings shown throughout. Enjoy! 1st in series
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13369 - Favs: 17,111 - Follows: 12,042 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life Love and the Pursuit of Lily by Valkyrie3 reviews
A story about Lily and James' sixth and seventh years and ultimately how they got together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,293 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Neither A Soldier Nor A Gentleman by Francesca Wayland reviews
Missing scenes from the end of ASiB, which unfold over the span of about 48 hours. How does Sherlock actually escape from the Karachi insurgents himself, and what happens when an adrenaline-filled Sherlock finds Irene waiting for him in his hotel room right after his audacious rescue? *COMPLETE*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,928 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
The Sorrows Contract by iphis16 reviews
There's really no other way to look at it: from the time they first met to the time they died, they have really made no worse decision than taking the Sorrows contract. Zephyr/Sev twoshot, M for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Us by PangeaSplits reviews
"Charles," Erik says, and if his voice hits a pleading note then who can really blame him, "Charles, it's me." "Erik," Charles says, his voice cracking, "Erik, I want to die." Canon-AU. Dark!Charles. Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,906 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Heartless by TheFoxinator reviews
Buffy runs into Spike during his Valentine's Day shopping, and decides she must accompany him to prevent possible mayhem. Pre-Spuffy-ish, mentions of Bangel & Spike/Dru. Just before 2.16 "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered." Nominated at The Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards Round 27.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Gravestone of Two Lovers by 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7 reviews
Bella gets changed by Victoria about a week after Edward leaves. 77 years later she gets back to Forks only to find a mysterious person laying flowers on her grave. Is Edward still alive? is it him? find out. i am bad at summaries. better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Windmills Of Your Mind by Maple Fay reviews
Everyone thinks he's dead, so he needs to disappear. She knows everything about disappearing. And being dead. Post 2x03 AU, Sherlock/Irene.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
my dignity's become undone by gidget89 reviews
Maybe it's a little bit of everything that makes him pull her toward him none too gently, and kiss the smirk from her mouth. AU take on a scene in The Impossible Astronaut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Good Man's Day by Regency reviews
Deception from an unexpected source leads to a very different ending to the Fall. And John really is very clever after all. Read the warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Their Game by aquaXtreme reviews
"I was just playing the game." "And I was just good at winning it. Still am." For Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler will always be The Woman.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Living Legend by MuseDePandora reviews
Really, he should have expected this. Not the sex - Well, yes, that too- but the fact that the Shah of the Seven Sands was River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Life Full of Spoilers by IronyRocks reviews
Melody Pond, Mels, River Song - whatever name she goes by, who better to tell her tale than herself? This is her full story, from beginning to end. River/Doctor, Amy/Rory. Guest appearances by Jack, Martha, Rose and Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Turkish delight on a moonlit night by gidget89 reviews
"But that's not possible. She was sealed into the Seventh Obelisk. I was at the Prayer Meeting. Well no, I get that it's important. An Egyptian goddess loose on the Orient Express. In space."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,396 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
he holds me so tight and turns me to gold by gidget89 reviews
He was dying, but he was alive and he could fix this. SPOILERS FOR LKH.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
lay me down by gidget89 reviews
"Help with what? Why did you have the TARDIS call me? And where's the Doctor?" Spoilers up to 6x08
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ever Wonder by Diabolicael reviews
What if Alice had been an interesting and halfway intelligent character? A reworking of Syfy's Alice -as Dark Storm was to TinMan- from start to finish. Hatter is fleshed out a bit as well. If you're not sure it's for you, read Ch5. You'll see.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,817 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - [Alice H., Hatter]
My Immortal by nottheonlyone reviews
**RECENTLY UPDATED WITH MINOR REVISIONS** The final thoughts of Severus Snape while walking to the shrieking shack, just before his imminent death. Set to the song My Immortal by Evanescence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
For the world's more full of weeping by gidget89 reviews
She hates stories that start that way. They always end in the same boring fashion, cut and fade to black and happily ever afters. None of that is real.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The swelling fermata as the chord dies by gidget89 reviews
"Yes! Unsurprisingly you caught on much quicker than he did once. I've come for you River." Spoilers up to 6x04
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not Exactly Pillow Talk by annmarieri reviews
River/Doctor, and the dangers of sleeping in the Doctor's bed.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
This song is ending But the story never ends by Interface reviews
He waited his whole life for her, and she for him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Uncharted by iphis16 reviews
Oneshot, Valkyrie/Skulduggery with a few other pairings. T for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Chasing Dreams by UndergroundDaydreams reviews
Sarah strikes an unlikely business deal with the Goblin King. She's determined to keep it strictly business, but he has other plans.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,709 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
The Trial of River Song by MuseDePandora reviews
We know she's guilty, but of what? Complete
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Timely Favours by MuseDePandora reviews
Rory happens upon River Song in an alien pub. He thinks it couldn't get worse. She thinks it's her lucky day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Skeletal Romance by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie knows what she likes, and in this case, she likes Skulduggery. A whole lot. A Skulduggery/Valkyrie romance, rated M for a very good reason. Be warned: Skulduggery is very much a skeleton here. If the idea squicks you, don't click.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
firestained innocence by chandelure reviews
Things change ever-so-fast. —zukokatara, AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Also Feeds Strays by Nancy Brown reviews
Torchwood: Interdimensional lost and found
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Lois H. - Complete
A Matter of Time by MuseDePandora reviews
The Doctor. River Song. Pirates. Oh my.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Yoga by RochelleRene reviews
This is a total Huddy smutty one-shot: No real plot. Just killing time until the show tonight. Hope you like it!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
When You Find Me by shadow243ali reviews
He is the only man River song will ever run to... 50 prompts. One sentence each. All River/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Best Enemies by camnz reviews
A throw-away conversation with the vilest ferret on the planet has unintended consequences for Hermione's entire summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inky Lips by Hypothetical Whores reviews
Hermione Granger never thought Draco Malfoy could affect her this way. It was so bloody frustrating. Rated M for a reason, that reason being language and lemons. Review if you want more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'd Rather Be In Love by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger goes to Paris for a wizarding law symposium and runs into Draco Malfoy, who promises to take her on a whirlwind European tour. FIC CHALLENGE! Shagging galore-DxH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Angel of Music Revealed by Blood Trillium reviews
How the post-Music of the Night scene could have gone differently. Erik/Christine.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,668 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wake by Belphegor reviews
One-shot, set roughly ten years after "Wintersmith". Tiffany Aching knew that being the witch of the Chalk meant looking after the dead as well as the living. Even when the dead was a Feegle, and more importantly a friend.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tiffany A., Rob Anybody - Complete
To Be Seen by aviddaydreamer reviews
She needed comfort, validation, just as he did. She needed to be seen, to be wanted just as she was. Draco knew all too well the feeling of being invisible in every way that mattered. DMHG 6th year. Rated M for lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Extracurricular by DBShaw reviews
Hermione loves being Head Girl, it's just the Head Boy and his best friend she's not too fond of. She wonders if there'll ever come a time when they all learn to get along. Written for the Hawthorn & Vine reverse challenge, rated for language and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunday, Domestic by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
This time, when he said, "I am so impressive," Rose had to hold her breath. He didn't say it defensively, like he had a reputation to uphold. He said it firmly, assertively, like it was an unshakable fact...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
Hermione Granger and the Plot with Plot Devises by Stella Malodi reviews
Hermione is walking around the Black Lake when she runs smack into the dreaded Plot Devise #483587623496! She is then dramatically thrown back in time to speak with a founder for two hours before being returned to her own time. crack!fic Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hermione G., Rowena R. - Complete
1,001 Louisiana Nights by Dead Pan Contest reviews
Each dawn, he promises to kill her and each night she tells a tale to save her life.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Goblin Babe by Enarre reviews
Not really horror, just a bit dark.. Jareth observes his Queen, and wonders about their kingdom of unwanted children. ONESHOT. SxJ
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Dealing With Black Swans by Nyah reviews
Booth. Hodgins. Beer. Man-talk. Swans? B/B
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Memories of You by Ta'er Sagheer reviews
Amber was right: Not a night goes by where Wilson doesn't crawl into his empty bed, wishing they'd had just a little longer.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Wilson - Complete
In The Eyes Of The Beholder by I Prey On Blonde Boys reviews
The truth is always there. Hidden. Somewhere in the eyes of the beholder." Ron's POV. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As they are by Sandyeka reviews
things as they are.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Kraven's Hell by GABINCUBUS reviews
From the afterlife, Kraven questions himself about Selene and Michael. Kraven'sPOV First fic! Please R&R
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kraven - Complete
Believe in Me by In the House reviews
A strange little story of feelings and mistrust of feelings. Inspired by the song. Based off Season 6 to date.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Unseasonable Flurries by nuuial reviews
A spring snow storm leads Elizabeth and Darcy to an earlier understanding
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
One by Avari20 reviews
There was but a single difference between Damon and Elena. Short one-shot/Drabble
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Damon, Elena - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
13 by dzio reviews
Remy Hadley has a secret. In fact, she has many - that's one of the main reasons why House hired her. But this one is something that nobody, including her, ever suspected. A short crossover between my two favourite shows. R&R.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Desultory by fictorium reviews
Not that she forgives him, but damned if she can't forget, just for a little while.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Occulted Hearts by TheQuiet reviews
Hermione Granger is struggling with her lesbianism and contemplating suicide. Will Severus Snape be able to let down his guard in order to save her life? And what has Harry Potter got to do with it? FemSLASH pairings and a side dish of Snarry. Dark. Lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Grace by Regency reviews
Either AU or missing scene between Amber and House during 'Wilson's Heart.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Amber V., G. House - Complete
Event Horizon by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
What would have happened if "Twilight" happened in the same universe as the events that took place in "The Host"? features the full cast from both books & sticks to book "canon" *WARNING: THE REVIEWS CONTAIN MASSIVE STORY SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlisle, Sam, Ian O., Jeb - Complete
Alone With a Mask by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
Sarah Williams thought she had defeated the Labyrinth when she was fifteen, that she had returned victorious, banishing the Goblin King from her life forever. She was wrong.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Civilization Redeemed by IronyRocks reviews
Epitaph One fic. Adelle is left with the daunting task of putting the pieces of her house back together, except the shards never quite fit the same way again. Adelle/Dominic, Victor/Sierra.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Adelle D., L. Dominic - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Desperately crazy by yur ma reviews
In this story there is...... Lesbians' quadruplets, a possesed dog, an affair and the men of wisteria lane missing. r and r! I do not own any of the characters accept Gyle and Nary.....and maybe Jennifer. It may also contain George Clooney
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Susan M., Gabrielle S./Gaby
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8906 - Favs: 14,964 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FireIce by UselessEphiphany26 reviews
I am fire and he is ice. She stands between us, a victim of the elements. Without the slightest hesitation, she embraces him. Unafraid. Unfazed. Cold. Unyielding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perfection by Lisashugh reviews
Cuddy knows what she wants, and House isn't going to stop her. A Very short fluff fic about Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/20/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Raising the Bar by kimbari reviews
Dating House was a bad idea... but as it turned out, it had its moments. Spoilers up to and including 416 "Wilson's Heart." Prompt: Five times Cuddy & House went out drinking and one time they stayed in.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/15/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Join Me or Die? by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
Voldemort arrives with an offer for Eric. Not slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Voldemort, Eric - Complete
Harry Potter and the near death experience by yur ma reviews
Find out what Harry will do as three harass him and his homies on their way to Candy mountain.Please review my piece. it would be nice to get some feedback.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Pure Bubbles by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Rosalie watches Emmett pop bubbles. Oneshot. Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Dead by DCWriter16 reviews
AFTER "Rise". Eric arrives. What then?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Rise by DCWriter16 reviews
AFTER Dark Summer -- Sookie thinks back to the first turning point in her life.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sookie - Complete
My Name is Lauren Mallory by Wishi-chan reviews
A short fic about a minor character in the Twilight saga, Lauren Mallory, one of the very few people that actively dislike Bella. Seeing as she was effectively a blank slate, most of this is made up. A very mild critique.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lauren - Complete
The Deep by DCWriter16 reviews
Having failed in her duty, Pam makes a decision. Pam, Eric/Sookie.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Pam - Complete
Entrance Fee by Jade Eclipse reviews
The Doctor notices a certain trend, and institutes a rule to preempt it. Set after The Unicorn and the Wasp.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Ruthless by Allura99 reviews
I'm a monster. Let there be no mistake about that.
Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Word from Prince Zuko by RebLaw reviews
A brief letter to all devoted Zuko fans from the prince himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Micromanagement by Ijemanja reviews
House, Cuddy, in a utility room. There's also chocolate cake.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2005 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Tonight's The Night by Severusgirl reviews
COMPLETED STORY. Forget the little problem that is Voldemort. It's Harry Potter's eighteenth birthday party and Hermione has made an important decision....but even Hermione's plans can go wrong when Malfoy's around. Rated 'R' for sex & language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strange by Fire Of The Stars reviews
Hermione, do you think I'm strange?" A conversation in a quiet staircase between two complete opposites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
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Collision Course reviews
"And finally, photographic evidence to show that buffoon of a Doctor that he really needed to get his act together and stop causing the end of the universe" Features the return of 10.2 and Rose and a multitude of old faces. And River Song. R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
No Longer Nessie reviews
On a dark, snowy Christmas eve in the not too distant future, the Doctor happens upon a peculiar young woman, sitting all alone, drowning her sorrows. A damsel in distress maybe? Or a woman scorned seeking revenge on the creatures that took everything from her? One thing is for certain, life is about to get very interesting for the both of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Secret Sister reviews
Bella is the younger sister of Harry Potter that no one knew about. Sent to America for her safety,she cannot wait for the day she can finally meet her brother. One problem- she is not allowed to tell him of their relation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,522 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Inky Lips reviews
Hermione Granger never thought that Draco Malfoy could affect her like this. It was all so bloody frustrating. M for a reason, the reason being language and lemons. Co written by the wonderfully talented Straight Lesbian. Review if you want more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ye Olden House reviews
Just a oneshot me and the Straight Lesbian did a while ago. A typical day at Princeton Plainsboro. Funny in an old English kind of way. Please Review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - G. House - Complete
Oh, the man candy reviews
After the tumultuous events of Breaking Dawn, its time for the Cullens to relocate. They move to New Jersey, where Carlisle gets a job on Houses team. What he doesnt know about, however, is Houses penchant for looking up his employees lives. Hiatus sorry
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - G. House, Carlisle