Ichigo-Mine
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Joined 02-05-10, id: 2243094, Profile Updated: 07-26-11
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Konichiwa! My name is Aoi Risuko, I'm a certain age that is fairly young, but I am far more mature than you think! I know all about those Mature Fanfictions people write! And I LOVE them! :P Yaoi FOREVER!!Anyways, I have long black hair that ends near my chest with a few golden highlights here and there. Honey brown eyes, that are sorta weird for a full asian like myself. I'm 157 centimetres tall. I do NOT use feet or "kg" for one matter because I live in Canada! Yeah! I also weigh about 74 pounds and damn proud! I can run, jump and most importantly kick your ass! I am addicted to anime and manga like any other descent person in the world. Here are a list of all the great or other wise good animes and mangas I watched in my life (that I can remember)

Bleach ( the best anime EVER )

Inuyasha

Eureka 7

Death Note

Special A

Ouran High

Kamichama Karin

Vampire Knight

Detective Conan

Fruits Basket

Gakuen Alice

Shugo Chara

D. Gray-Man

Soul Eater

Black Cat

Loveless

Monochrome Factor

JunJou Romantica

Code Geass

All epic animes!!! Bleach especially! Now for the obvious list that should be one every anime fangirl's fanfiction profile, the hot/cute anime guy list!!!

ICHIGO KUROSAKI!!!! ( will always be my number one~)

Lelouche Lamperouge

Ikuto Tsukiyomi

Inuyasha

Akira Nikaido

Ritsuka Aoyagi

Train Heartnet

Soul

Death The Kid

Allen Walker

Kyo

Zero Kiryu

Hikaru and Kaoru

Ryuu Tsuji

And yeah! Don't want to say anymore! You might take them! D:

Anyways... The UKE LIST~~~~

Ichigo

Allen

Kaoru

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

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I'm the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it

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"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK!!"-Edward Elric, FMA

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"Great! I buy you a wrench and you try to KILL me with it!"-Edward Elric, FMA

"What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. /immitating Colonel Mustang/ 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I suppose to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief. Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh, wait; there you are! I couldn't see you behind all my paper work; seeing as how you're so short and all. HA HA HAHA!!' /sighs/"-Edward Elric, FMA

"Look! Can you believe how big Elicia's gotten? She can even ride a trisicle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing like my own escort of cuteness!"-Maes Hughes, FMA

"When I'm Furher, there will be changes. That day; all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINI-SKIRTS!!"-Roy Mustang, FMA

"Smart remarks already? Nice eye-patch, by the way, although it should've covered your mouth, too."-Edward Elric, FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa

Given anyone a bath?: What the hell do you think?
Smoked?: Nope.
Bungee jumped?: Nada.
Made yourself throw up?: Uhh...
Skinny dipped?: NEVER!!... Well..
Ever been in love?: YES!
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No. That's just not me.

Pictured your crush naked?: No.
Actually seen your crush naked?: Nope.
Cried when someone died?: Well, nobody I know died...
Lied: Of course! I'm an expert at it.
Fallen for your best friend? No.
Rejected someone?: I'm to young to reject someone. :P
Used someone?: Of course.
Done something you regret?: Taking up piano??

Understanding: When needed.

Open-minded: VERY.
Arrogant: Not that I know of.

Insecure: Not really.
Random: Always!

Hungry: Look above.

Smart: Well, I'm definetly not dumb! Clueless at times, but whateva!
Moody: Hell. Yes.
Hard working: Not at all.

Organized: Sometimes.

Healthy: I'm pretty sure I am.

Shy: Half-ish.
Difficult: Yep.
Bored easily: Very.
Obsessed: WIth Ichigo?? OH yeah.
Angry: Not really.
Sad: Nope.
Happy: I guess.
Hyper: My friend is...
Trusting: Not always

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: All the time.

Slap?: Always wanted to try it.
Get really wasted with?: All my asian friends!!

Get high with: Look above.
Talk to offline: ?
Talk to online: ???

Sex it up with: ?

--RANDOM--

Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: Candy!!!
Tall or short: Short!! Chibi!!

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: None...
Of hearts I have broken: Too young!!
Of guys I've kissed: Like I said...
Of girls I've kissed: None.
Of CD's I own: 3?
Of scars on my body: More than enough.

McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burgerking

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate!! Like I said. YOUNG!! Long live ice cappacino!!

Kiss or Hug: Hugs!!

Dog or Cat: Dogs!

Rap or Punk: Punk...

Summer or Winter: In the summer.. winter. In the winter, summer!

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny!! Scary movies creep me out...

Love or Money: Love

In A Guy:

Favorite Eye Color: Gold, brown or really dark gray.

Favorite Hair Color: Black!

Short or Long: Long! But not really long. Neck length is fine.

Height: Obviously taller than me. By half a head at least.

Style: Badass!! Punk yet not over board.

Looks or Personality: Has to be appealing to my eye and a carefree, yet badass personality. With a hint of innocence.

Hot or Cute: I prefer both.

Muscular or Really Skinny: Lean!!

How to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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Tear It Up by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
College, cars, street-racing, sex, and smut. College art student Ichigo Kurosaki meets a blue-haired delinquent mechanic and his crew. Dramatic, angsty, humorous calamity ensues? GrimmIchi. AU Yaoi Swearing Smut Violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Thriller by Racey reviews
Ichigo has no idea what he's gotten himself into at his new job at Hueco Mundo, the local mental institute. AU, Yaoi, swearing, violence, OOCness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,550 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Disgusting by Kaemiri reviews
Ichigo is abandoned by Soul Society when Grimmjow finds him. Can he and Starrk help our berry-boy? Please R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,130 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Chrysalis by quixotomy reviews
AU From enemies to friends to lovers; for Ichigo, it was something he never expected to happen with Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. They collide time and time again, but their relationship strains under secrets, violence, and the threat of death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 170,863 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bitter Music by ichkak reviews
DISCONTINUED - SORRY I can't get my mojo back for this one! Ichigo – autistic tendencies – obsessed with Grim a TV magician falls into a socially unhealthy relationship. This will be quite adult in content as well as a bit sappy in places & don't expect them to be in character! AU - not Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Mala Suerte Chronicles by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Playing the game is part of the game," he said with a smirk, "Anyone can play the game, but only one may win the game. The game has only one rule." "What is it?" Ichigo asked. The man smirked again, "No mercy." AU Yaoi. Unavoidable OOC. Multiple pairings
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Tell Me Tomorrow by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, the perfect student. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, the perfect delinquent. Complete opposites, opposing forces...but perfection always was in the eye of the beholder, right? Grimmjow/Ichigo, Chapter 15 begins Gin/Shuhei. AU, OOCness, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,176 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Bands & Berries by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has decided to leave his band, Soul Society. What happens when his talent is revealed at a bar? And a teal-haired god with rock star good looks wants him to...! Rated for language and sexual situations. Mostly GrimmIchi & other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,846 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Frilly Maid Services by Psychosocial reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki lost his job and is looking for a new one to find Frilly Maid Services! He meets Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez who wants the sweet berry to work only for him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,178 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Twincest by JustAddRamen reviews
Hichigo & Ichigo Kurosaki are perfectly happy with their small, secretive little world. Well... almost. Hichigo wants a bit more for his beloved brother, so when the very door he was desperately prying unfolds, he can't help but jump at the opportunity.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Better Than That Damned Hospital by albinogingersnap reviews
Ichigo hates thugs, but one day, a certain bully goes to far and sends him on a trip to the school nurse; a very, interesting school nurse. AU. ShiroIchi. Sucky title. Multi-chap!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,193 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Fallen Hero by Anki-chan reviews
Three years after the war, and the Arrancars are sealed away in Hueco Mundo. But nothing is as it seems, as a killer with a connection to Ichigo roams the city at night. Will the Arrancars help Ichigo when his life depends on them? MxM GrimXUlXShiXIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
My Inspiration by Confusion No Hime reviews
An AU where Ichigo is a writing assistant working for famous, bad-ass novelist Grimmjow Jeagerjaques.CH.21: To Ichigo Kurosaki. My Love. My life. My Inspiration.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,912 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bück Dich by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Yaoi GrimmIchi request. AU, Mature themes. A bit OOC in places. discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,497 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ichi Kitty by GrimmjowXDJaggerjack reviews
When Ichigo a Hybrid is rapped on his way home what's a certen Teal hair man to do. Yaoi Boy x boy, Grimmichi, lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Fighters by GrimmjowXDJaggerjack reviews
, this is a Bleach AU about Ichigo and Ogichi being cousins and Grimmjow being Ogichi's best friend how then falls in love with Ichigo at first sight. Yaoi Boy x Boy, lemons, Grimmichi, fighting...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Art of Seduction and Revenge by Persistence reviews
After being bullied as a child, Ichigo returns to his hometown planning to get revenge on his former tormentors. Seduction, whips, chains, leather collars, handcuffs, and gags; yes, revenge will be sweet! Yaoi eventually GrimIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,923 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Minutes to Midnight by Dracoqueen22 reviews
A series of ficlets. Eventual Gin/Ichigo. Sequel to Falling Inside the Black. Ichigo adjusts to life in Hueco Mundo and slowly finds the path he wants to take. AU after Chapter 295.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,256 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Remember Me by nycprc2009 reviews
Rukia got caught stealing and now has community service, when she gets assigned to the local hospice, her life is changed when she meets Ichigo Kurosaki a patient with leukemia, and he teaches her how to love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,483 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Tastes Like Strawberries by Raicheru reviews
Ichigo gets caught by a group of bullies who bring him to thier leader. Shirosaki likes what he sees and intends to make the redhead his. But when his past resurfaces, it turns out he's the one who needs to be saved. Yaoi- HichiXIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,728 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Tell Me Baby by LyricalSin reviews
Dragged to Los Angeles by Renji, Ichigo stumbles across a modeling shoot on the beach. He was content to just watch, but when the slightly narcissistic model spots him, well...Shiro isn't exactly the 'just looking' type. Shiro-Ichi YAOI. T *for now*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Kiss Kiss fall in love by Kor-chan reviews
ichigo got promoted to attend in the most prestigious private rich school in Karakura town,he meet the Espada host club on his way as his life went downhill every since he lead his eyes on a blue haired host club Delinquent,cross-dressing,drama,mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,252 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Underneath It All by Racey reviews
He's loved him for as long as he could remember. Only one problem...the guy was straight. Warnings: AU, yaoi, rape, violence, swearing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,664 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mysterious Illness by MurasakiShiori reviews
Ichigo has experienced a strange symptom in the recent days and it gets worse. As a last hope, he turns to Urahara, but even he loses hope. Ichigo breaks down and has no solution. Will he survive? Please, read! Not UraXIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 4055 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Hikari Club by SunChildRay reviews
Imagine a club that is made to fulfill all of your desires. Well Ichigo Kurosaki couldn't. He was just trying to find a club to join for college! So not only is he juggling school and the drama of the club, he soon finds the school has ghosts. Oh joy...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Ichigo K.
A Surprise for Renji and Rukia by TealEyedBeing reviews
Renji certainly wasn't expecting what he saw when he went to wake Ichigo up that morning, but Rukia sure wasn't complaining at this new surprise about Ichigo and a certain somebody else... Warnings/Disclaimer inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
All I have is you by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
A b-day present for Tiana Misoro! When Ichigo gets suspisious of his boyfriends disapperings, he throws him out. But what will happen when they meet up again to make amends? Crappy summary...Sorry! Please just read it! T for language!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Good Vibrations by NewAngelRising reviews
Ichigo is a dj in a night club. Grimmjow is a bouncer in the same club and has been watching him. He likes what he sees and decides that he's tired of waiting. He's going to have Ichigo, even if there are a couple hundred people that could see them.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bert and Ernie by TheKatInTheShade reviews
Ok, Grimmjow is hot, but it isn't illegal to appreciate beauty. Besides, I'm also attracted to chicken curry, marzipan, ginger beer and kittens. There. Feelings assessed. Nothing to worry about. GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,591 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Love Hurts! by Angelchan2012 reviews
Renji's been a bad BF to Ichi!Beating him, calling him names...where's the love?When Ichi tries to leave Ren what happens?Can someone help the poor Berry of his pain?Will the Berry accept help?Can Ichi love again? Yaoi, rated M language BxB pls R&R!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Teasing Sensei by CrystalMoon23 reviews
Ichigo just loves to tease his two favorite teachers, just what happens though when his teachers find out there both being taken for a ride, its time that Grimmjow and Shiro got the upper hand. Two shot fic, hope you like
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Baring Your Colours by Flaming Orange Rose reviews
Ichigo had never really found an interest in sport, save martial arts, of course. Now he is going to find out the true meaning of 'supporting your colours'. Grimmichi. YAOI. BxB.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,903 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Ending by Taikida reviews
Ichigo is dying from cancer and his friends comes to him in his last hours
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ichigo K.
Please Don't Love Me by Angelchan2012 reviews
Ichigo's had some bad things happen in his life.Being raped was just icing on the cake.He thought he was dead till he wakes up in a hospital.Why did Shiro save him?Can the albino help the berry?Will Ichi get his life back? Yaoi, rape, rated M R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
The Wonder of Waffles by NykGrimm reviews
He was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't gay. So now he's making waffles. May switch teams over this.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Anthem of the Angels by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
After a horrible accident, Shiro replays what had happened the night he won't ever forget...the night he lost his lover... Crappy summary...but it's really good! Character Death and Angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Fading Light by MLMsky4life reviews
He didn’t believe him. L didn’t believe him. So Light ran away and ended up in a suburb of Tokyo, to be left with drug dealers, pimps and rapists. And now, abused, cut and broken, he can only fade away into the darkness.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,804 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Light Y., L
Bleach FanFic Collection by ConstantSnow reviews
This is a collection of short stories/one shots that I randomly write, there are different pairings, no point, no plot, no meaning, just what randomly pops in my head and it's rated from All ages to Mature. Please enjoy reading, but check the rating!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
The Pleasure by moonlight1997 reviews
Ichigo, Toushiro, Urahara and Renji. Most likely that Ichigo is the main uke. Not decided yet. However, this is my first yaoi fic so please go easy. and please review.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
Problems by rinkaku reviews
Ichigo learns that there's a hefty price to be paid, whence you make fun of your lover for being fond of baked goods. A painfully, pleasurable consequence, that is.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Club Life by timbercat133 reviews
BEING REWRITTENClub life wasn't always easy. In fact at times it was almost cruel the things people had to go through. Especially it you where a stripper or a pole dancer.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Everybody Loves Strawberries! by aira-chan reviews
Ichigo went to Las Noches to stop the arrancars...But most of them had other things in mind! A collection of 8 one-shots. Pure yaoi! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Strawberries n' Cream by Boogermeister reviews
GrimmIchi AU. The scent of neko Ichigo had been arousing Grimmjow for a long time. When he finally claims him for himself, problems arises for the both of them. Yaoi, M-preg, etc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,269 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The uniform by tant-gredelin reviews
Brief sequel to my fic 'Gold on red'. RenIchi PWP cross-dressing, wanking
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
MODELS by Boogermeister reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki works as a male model for a while. But he finds rivalry when a new, blue-haired man comes along. Will this rivalry becomes something else? YAOI,GrimmIchi, RenjixByakuya, etc. Bits of humor.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,354 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
What starts with punishment, ends in punishment by Cole-Hyuuga reviews
What started as punishment for Kaoru, leaves him at the mercy of Kyoya. Kaoru only wanting to protect him and Hikaru. Main: Hikaru X Kaoru, Kyoya X Kaoru..Other slight pairings. Contains: Yaoi, Twincest, Cutting, Bondage, Spanking and Rape
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by BonneNuit reviews
This is a ShirosakixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-six chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,114 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Ichigo the Vampire Slayer by Heroes Can Save You reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki – Vampire Slayer. The end of the world is the least of his problems when the vampire Grimmjow Jaegerjaques shows up in Karakura town again.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
4 Brothers by BlackWingedAssassin reviews
An alternate story about the four Kurosaki brothers: Kaien, Kon, Ichigo, and Hichigo living in Karakura town. They have new neighbors and they're being chased by crazed fangirls while romance is made in winter. Yaoi incest warning Mix of genres
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,303 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Burritos and Tequila by Loid reviews
GrimmIchi oneshot collection.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,522 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
A Series of Tales Full of Hilariousness by RadicalEd57 reviews
A multiple chapter fic of the Bleach people and their high school adventures. Horribly cliche, but original! Shounen ai/yaoi, het, multiple pairings, CRACK, AU. I'm not really into writing AUs anymore, but I'll still update this. Gin's still pranking!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,450 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
LICK UR LOLLIPOP by gabriellepheonix reviews
Ichigo is walking through Sereitei sucking on a pink lollipop and gets more than he bargained for. Byaxichi yaoi .major lemon. whats in store for the unusual couple? read and find out.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,869 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K.
Boiling Oil by madame nonchalant reviews
Meet Kurosaki Ichigo, famed drive-thru window guy of Kanpachi's Fried Chicken, high school student, and boy tormented. Of course, nobody said life would be easy with a job this crazy, and one insane coworker may make it a lot harder than it should be.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Taste of Ink by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Kurosaki Ichigo walked into the tattoo parlor with complete confidence; he knew exactly what he wanted, where he wanted it, and how big it was going to be. What he didn't know, was the he was going to walk out sorer than he thought he'd be.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Exposed! by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Ichigo thought he had his hands full dealing with Aizen, what is he going to do when Tatsuki, Keigo and Mizuiro are thrown into the chaos? You can find the original smutty version on my writing tumblr.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,463 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Massage by Metamorcy reviews
AU Forced into going to a massage building by his friend, Ichigo gets a little more than he expected. HichiIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The curse of flesh by demonlifehealer reviews
Imagine one day that you were fighting your worst enemy....got it...ok...now imagine that some blood landed on a statue and you were bound to that enemy for the rest of your life. Grimmichi, anal, oral, maybe other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,254 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Unholy Matrimony by Duchess of Darkness reviews
Such is the momentous occasion that's the wedding between enemies, a signing of diplomatic peace between two parties, and eternal loving bond between two lovers. Congratulations to Grimmjow and Ichigo, groom and bride respectively. May you remain sane.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
What Won't by berrychi84 reviews
Grimmjow goes looking for Ichigo, only to find him sleeping with another man! Who is this long, black haired man screwing HIS berry!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Suicidal Affair by demonlifehealer reviews
Ichigo tries to kill himself and Grimmjaw stops him this leads to an akward relationship between the two. Child abuse and dark in early chapters, anal, AU, oral,GrimmIchi and homosexual relationships!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,914 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sexually Frustrated by demonlifehealer reviews
Hichi is tired of Ichigo being sexually frustrated, so he makes up a hormone mixture that makes his king attractive who whoever he runs into....and guess who finds him? Grimmichi, GinHitsu in later chapters.Anal, fluff, and possible Mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,335 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Three's an orgy four is just wrong by berrychi84 reviews
WARNING! This is a RenjiIchigoHichigo fic. Meaning that this IS a threesome. Also, Renji is ooc a little for good reason. Other then that? Renji is curious as to why Ichigo has so much fun doing it with some one that looks exactly like him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Anonymous by Zaxel reviews
After a long day of fighting Hallows, Ichigo relaxes in one of the private baths in Seireite… only to be rudely interrupted by someone who refuses to reveal themselves. NONCON -it might be taken down soon due to ToS. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and read. Look for it on AFF and Y!gallery-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Did You Know? by Sumai-chan reviews
Ichigo gets an unexpected gift from Grimmjow one night, but does this gift have a hidden meaning? Of course! Warning! MM relationship lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Cykotyks reviews
Crack RenjiIchigoShuuhei threesome as a gift for my muse. [PWP] [OneShot] [YAOI]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
O Captain, My Captain by miiikechang reviews
After a war as crippling as the Arrancar War, Soul Society is lacking in reliable shinigami, especially Captains. What happens when a certain lieutenant is sent to the real world in search of a suitable one? Yaoi. ShuuheiXIchigo. DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,572 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Shuuhei H., Ichigo K. - Complete
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Innocent Orange reviews
When Ichigo gets transfered to Ouran High and destroys a certain pair of twins car, what will happen? Let me give a hint. FRILLY DRESSES,FAKE GAY LOVE, CROSSDRESSING and much, much more... READ AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Bleach & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ichigo K.
Oggling reviews
Ichigo goes to the beach and had a GREAT time with Shiro.Enough said, ne?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Oh My, Tentacles! reviews
Ichigo. Tentacles. Rape. Get it?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete