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Joined 02-05-10, id: 2243130, Profile Updated: 07-16-13
Author has written 11 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, D N Angel, Naruto, and Star Trek: 2009.

The coroner will find ink in my veins and blood on my typewriter keys.

C. Astrid Weber

I MADE A THING: A Tumblr thing, because I need a place to put my fandom feels. Come squee with me...I set up an ask box? Which I think means we can talk to each other? I don't know, guys, I'm bad at the internet. Find me at strix4.tumblr.com

Fun Facts About Strix

I write about whatever interests me, which often ends up being several things at once. My stories will most likely spawn from several fandoms. But variety is the spice of life, right?

I violently dislike loose ends. When I wrap myself up in a truly great piece of fanfiction, only to reach the end and realize that the author has left it to fade into obscurity, I wind up banging my head against the keyboard. So you can expect me to always finish my stories. Maybe not always in the most timely manner, but I won't leave you hanging (for the sake of my sanity, as well as yours).

I belong to the league of the grammar nazis. I've been known to stop reading a piece the second I see the wrong 'your'.

To me, a great story is something that makes me laugh, cry, scream, or spit my soda, but always stays true to the characters.

Happy Reading!

My profile is boring. This is unfortunate, since my account tells me that I average around ten visitors a day. So, in order to liven things up, I'm going to start posting some of my favorite quotes, which I hope to change every time I update. These quotes might make you laugh, might make you think, or possibly they'll pulverize you into itty bits of doom and despair. It all depends on my mood. Enjoy!

Quote of the Moment

"“Ever get that feeling like you don’t exist? Like, ‘maybe I’m actually just the main character of a book? What if I’m just a side character?’ Sometimes I feel like I’m the main character of a manga and I was made up by someone from Japan. Where the heck is Japan?! I’ve never heard of such a place!"

-HOSHIT you guys! Somebody made fanfiction of my fanfiction...I have NEVER FELT SO LOVED! FullmetalDemigod posted a short one-shot on her DeviantArt account that takes place in the Asylum-verse. Thanks again, sweetie...you rock so hard! The link is posted below, in case anyone is interested in checking it out.

http://fullmetaldemigod.deviantart.com/art/Awareness-an-FMA-one-shot-355864380

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Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 4,249 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Fullmetal Host Club by Khaleesi's Fyre reviews
After the ordeal with the Philosopher’s Stone is over, the new Fuhrer decides that Edward is being deprived of the education he deserves. So, he enrolls him in the Ouran Academy. While there, Ed stumbles upon the Host Club. T for language and twin-ness.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Division Dynamics by Seraphim222 reviews
Everyone has their quirks even Shinigami Captains. Some are strange, some are predictable, and some make you want to run...fast...now. I'm serious Kenpachi is here and he wants to fight get out while you can.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Chojiro S., G.S. Yamamoto
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Observations by jAnon reviews
First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 263 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Inevitability by Destined To Repeat reviews
And the transmutation circle surrounding the entire city of Lior erupts into a blinding chasm of power and suddenly the world is not grays and browns but white and burning and raw power that nearly lifts him off the ground.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
For 12 Days of Christmas, Santa Gave To Enterprise by panicandstartariot reviews
Santa invades the Enterprise and forces twelve days of manic, crack-tastic Christmas festivities on the crew. Cue reindeer, cookies, nativity plays, in-laws and the Vulcan Tabernacle Choir.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 348 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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Ricochet reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Dailies reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Asylum reviews
AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,313 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Remember When 2: Ties That Bind reviews
When a relationship is formed out of friendship, there is inevitable fallout. But when a crisis prompts Tamaki to call on his friends, can they do enough damage control to be the family that he so desperately needs? Sequel to 'Remember When'.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,783 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Fracture reviews
"Neither of them belong to me anymore, not either set. Because I am a ghost to them, and they are ghosts to me." Stuck in the time between life and death, Spock forgets for a while that he has a place and people he belongs to. They remind him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Spock Prime - Complete
Spin the Bottle reviews
"There were many theories on how the story of Team Seven would finally end." A tale about the old Team Seven, and how they fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Punchline reviews
Sometimes the joke is funniest when you're the only one laughing. Giftfic for tuNGaw-GiRL!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Remember When reviews
A year after the final graduation, the Host Club reassembles after the typical college loss of contact. Old memories are shared over cups of commoner's coffee. Which friendships will be rekindled...and which relationships will be changed forever?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,175 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Battle Cry reviews
"In my entire eighteen years, I've made exactly six promises. In reverence to the lesson, I spend my days letting my body speak first. But there are six people in my life that deserved the words from me." A glimpse into the ever-inscrutable mind of Mori.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Freefall reviews
Daisuke's never been one to compromise when it comes to those he cares about. Can he keep together the relationships he's formed, or will the tide turn despite his efforts? Rated T for swearing and later violence. Canon pairings!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
My Boys reviews
They’re mine too, you know. I know that they always refer to me as ‘their Haruhi’, their toy, the thing they cling to tighter than Tamaki clings to his teddy bear. They’d never acknowledge that the door swings both ways."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete