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Joined 02-06-10, id: 2243424, Profile Updated: 02-20-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Meet and Greet

Living vicariously through Twilight and its characters, I am a hopeless romantic and a sucker for teen drama.

I am a 30...something, young at heart, Twilight obsessed mother of two. I have very little time to read and write, but I do it anyway. My wonderful husband of six years works out of town a lot, so Edward and all the wonderfully talented writers here keep me company most nights. Between reading, housework, high-maintenance children and more reading; I write. I love to see my words on the screen when a chapter is complete, and love the reviews I receive even more. They are great motivators.

Anyway, thanks for listening to me ramble,

Lori (aka: palewhite n icecold)

To view banners and playlists for my stories, visit me at my blog:http://pale-ice.blogspot.com

Manifest Destiny:

*Update*

The 1st chapter is posted! Make sure to follow my blog to receive occasional teasers and wild rants from the stories characters : )

8/22/11

Revisions:

I have been tweaking the chapters of Teenage dirtbag as I add them over at Twilighted, and am diving a little deeper inside the heads of Edward and Bella. I plan on re-writing all the chapters before submitting them on Twilighted, so if you care to re-read them and get a little better acquainted with the characters, go check it out. I'm under the name palewhite_n_icecold.

I will resume writing and will complete this fiction soon. Just needed to step away from it for a moment to clear my head. *Writer's Block*

Thanks for hanging in there while I work on the next chapter. I promise to make it worth the wait ; )

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The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be? O/S for Fandom Against DV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,096 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20792 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 8,895 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Movie Night by a-nano-mess reviews
The week is such a drag when you have movie night with your man-whore best friend to look forward to. AH/CANON/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,201 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,645 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4075 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,321 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 16098 - Favs: 8,620 - Follows: 5,652 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,292 - Follows: 7,879 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,503 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 7,973 - Follows: 9,645 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,615 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7003 - Favs: 5,511 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,352 - Follows: 6,131 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6014 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 4,312 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Zombie Fighters by solostintwilight reviews
Edward Cullen may be Mr. Popular at school, but he spends most of his time at home playing video games. He's good, but a mysterious player is better and shows him the ropes. What if it's someone he knows? *part of Wanna Be a Hardcore Nerdward contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4876 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray reviews
Gift!fic for YellowGlue. "He looked down and watched as her toes curled nervously in their rainbow-striped socks, and he knew right away he shouldn't trust her." Rating because I am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,449 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 5,236 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Clash of the Titans reviews
Only two more weeks before the start of my Senior year, and I can't wait. Jasper (my best friend) and I have been making plans all summer to insure we make the best out of it. Armed with a "to-do" list, and an aversion to failure, I make a promise to myself that this year will be awesome, no matter what. That is, if Edward Cullen stays the hell out of my way!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Bella, Edward
Manifest Destiny reviews
To Edward, the bipolar suffering insomniac, life as he knows it is far from perfect. Running from his past, being pulled by his future, will he find the missing piece that will finally make him whole? Sexual content and harsh language warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
Heavy in your arms reviews
A lamentable tragedy examining the depth of true love and the prospect of life without it. What if Bella wasn't able to convince Edward to change her and she goes through life as a human - frail and aging? Rated M for lemony flashbacks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag reviews
Social status means everything when you're in high school. But what if you don't want it? Can you break rank without any consequences? A chilling story of self-discovery, psycho boyfriends and stoner misfits. Rated M for Drugs, Language and Lemons, OH MY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,756 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward