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Joined 02-06-10, id: 2243626, Profile Updated: 04-24-13

For anyone I'm reviewing and doesn't recognize my username, I went as Abandoned123 for quite a while and may have reviewed you under that name.

In 2011 I attempted stop my ff.net activity because the amount of time I was spending here was cutting into my school work. As all those people I have reviewed and followed since then know, I didn't last a week without reading a story. But I've finally decided to 'officially' bring my profile back to life. I may even post stories.

Fandoms: Harry Potter and Naruto are the biggest at the moment. I also occasionally dabble in (no particular order); Inuyasha, Twilight, Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock, Supernatural, Avengers, Sims, Pokemon, Teen Titans, and Yu Yu Hakusho. There is also a smattering of other odd fandoms.

Important Things To Know: I am a sixteen-year-old American girl. There are things I don't know or completely understand, but I am willing to learn. I support and read straight and gay couples. I dislike when people fetishize gays. I dislike when people will only accept maleXmale but not femaleXfemale, or vice versa. I believe people can have very close and personal relationships with others without it being romantic. I dislike bashing in any form other than parody. I am an amateur writer. When I do end up posting a story, I will not update often.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 4,023 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Midnight Raid on Akatou by The Interrupter reviews
Stealth and explosives are two of Naruto's greatest assets. To retrieve her team from Iwa's greatest fortress, she'll use a gratuitous level of both. Female Naruto. One-Shot. Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 227,596 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
We Two Alone by shoreleave reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Leonard McCoy thinks he has nothing in common with command-track cadet Jim Kirk, until a series of events forces them together. When a training mission derails into a seemingly hopeless situation, both have to learn to trust each other to survive.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,426 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Cross Culture by TVNerd reviews
Genderbender! Jamie Tabitha Kirk, 18, is being sent to Vulcan for the summer after the death of her Uncle Frank. Leaving she expected to have a horrible time. She never thought she'd fall in love and start down a journey that would last a life time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Excerpts From the Diary of Bella Swan by Mistress Nika reviews
A short journey from schoolgirl to inhuman monster.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 456 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 731 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Humerus by Silentz reviews
For some inconceivable reason that was nevertheless in line with his eccentric character, Naruto took Gaara's act of violence as an extension of friendship. NaruGaa. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Afternoons and Coffeespoons by Bella Temple reviews
AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Never Entirely Free by kilara25 reviews
Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hello, Edward by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
If you were given six months to live, wouldn't you do whatever you could to make them the best of your life? Even if you were all alone? ExB. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Epitome of Every Crack Fanfiction Ever! by tomoya-542002 reviews
Includes: Mary Sue main characters, babies who go against nature, poorly written sex scenes, plot holes, no character depth, and even a cliche anti-climatic ending! What more could you ask for besides for vampires to be cool again ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hunt for Dratini by Yurama reviews
Green decides to go fishing for a Dratini in the Safari Zone. Too bad she doesn't realize how difficult they are to catch. Based on Pokémon: Fire Red. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Of Demons and Girls With Too Many Cats by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter is not the Boy Who Lived. Nobody is. SLASH, Demons, and disturbing themes. OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 95,383 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 331 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
I Am Not A Joke by Hina Jaganshi reviews
Kuwabara makes a statement about his self worth
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Shan Yu's Victory by lightbird reviews
[AU] [TAKE NOTE OF THE RATING, THIS IS A DARKER FIC WHICH DEALS WITH THE ISSUE OF RAPE, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AND OTHER ADULT THEMES] Mulan left the Tung Shao Pass before Shan Yu & his men climbed out of the snow. The rest of the Hun army arrived and Shan Yu is in power. Part 1 finished, Part 2 to be a separate story. [COMPLETE]
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,607 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Nothing Remains by Otte reviews
In the illegal sport of Combuskenfighting, many die. Many lose their minds. Many have no regrets. But sometimes, a Combusken will fight until nothing remains...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 202 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Xanthic Growlithe Contract by Facia reviews
Elliot is just an ordinary new trainer. He has no new pokemon or special destiny. But something strange is going on. Unexplainable oddities are piling up, and hidden secrets are surfacing. Beneath the seeming normality of the world lies...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
Never by HP Fiction Writer reviews
MPREG. Harry finds out he's pregnant, and it's not welcome news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P.