I'm from the USA and I'm a girl. That's about all the specifics I'm going to give away (anyone who's ever told me never to give away my name, age, or phone number over the Internet, you can relax now).
Anyway, I've always been a bit of a bookworm and a daydreamer, which eventually branched out into writing whenever something would happen in a book or a TV show that I didn't particularly like and I'd imagine my own ending. Besides reading and writing, I also like listening to music, messing around with photography, and dabbling in video games (Pokémon is my personal favorite). My favorite TV shows are Sherlock, M*A*S*H, Endeavour, Doctor Who, Young Justice (specifically season one; season two could've been an entirely different show), and Pokémon.
I tend to go with canon pairings mostly, except in the case of Young Justice, where I have to admit that I have never, ever been a fan of Chalant (Robin/Zatanna). I just find it kinda creepy to be honest, since in the comics they tried to create a Batman/Zatanna romance for a while, and while that pairing ultimately never amounted to anything, she's supposed to be a childhood friend of Bruce's in the comics, so the YJ writers have kind of de-aged her just so that she could fit in with the Team and so they could ship her with Robin. And there's not even any point in it, because when season two comes along, Robin (now Nightwing) winds up being shipping with Barbara after all. But I do really like the other canon pairings: Spitfire, SuperMartian, etc.
Favorite Quotes and Scenes
“It’s been a terrible day for all of us. The professor struck down. Mrs. Chandrakala cruelly taken from us. And yet we still take dinner.”
-The Doctor, Doctor Who: “The Unicorn and the Wasp”
“That’s true. He was a bad cabbie. You should’ve seen the route he took to get us here.”
-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock: “A Study in Pink”
“If you must know more, his name is Beorn. He is very strong, and he is a skin-changer.”
“What! a furrier, a man that calls rabbits conies, when he doesn't turn their skins into squirrels?”
"Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, NO!"
-Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
"You risked your life for a... a ketchup on rye?!"
"With butter and lettuce!"
-Hawkeye Pierce and Radar O'Reilly, M*A*S*H: "The Sniper"
“One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.”
-Reinette, Doctor Who: “The Girl in the Fireplace”
“Hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home okay.”
“Katniss, I live three houses away from you.”
-Katniss and Peeta, Catching Fire
"I'm sorry, Mr. Aziz. There was... a disturbance."
-Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2
"Icelandic sheep wool. Similar, but very distinctive if you know what you're looking for. I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths of different natural fibers."
"I'm sure there's a crying need for that."
-Sherlock Holmes and Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock: "The Empty Hearse"
“Then sack one of this lot! Sack Cliff! He just sits there. Don’t know what he does all day. Sorry Cliff. Actually, I’m not sorry, what do you do all day?”
-Donna Noble, Doctor Who: “Turn Left”
“We're not asking for a jukebox or a pizza oven.”
“Oh, those I can let you have.”
"No kidding! Hey, those would be great on movie nights. You got any pizza requisition forms?"
"Just use the standard S stroke 1798 and write in 'pizza' where it says 'machine gun'."
-Hawkeye Pierce, Colonel Henry Blake, and Colonel Sloan, M*A*S*H: “The Incubator”
“Ah! I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”
“Well yah better learn fast!”
-Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 5, Codename: Kid’s Next Door
"Wow. Pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table. Just like high school..."
-Danny Phantom, Danny Phantom: "Prisoners of Love"
“Then what’s your plan?”
“My plan is to make sure everything is just perfect for your wedding. I called and rescheduled the photo shoot without giving too many details.”
“You don’t even have a phone.”
“Effie had that fixed. Do you know she asked me if I’d like to give you away? I told her the sooner the better.”
-Katniss and Haymitch, Catching Fire
"'Scuse me, the Chief sent me to tell you that he can hear you in his office, and he just don't want to."
-Parker Williams, In The Heat of the Night: "City Mouse Country Mouse"
“Will you please stop talking like that?”
“You’re just jealous because I sound like a rock star.”
-Raven and Beast Boy, Teen Titans: “Revolution”
"Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than has ever been seen. More to do than- no, hold on... Sorry, that's The Lion King."
-The Doctor, Doctor Who: "Christmas Invasion"
“Henry, it's no crime, or it shouldn't be, for doctors to try to get decent medical equipment.”
“Did you really yell, 'Give me an incubator or give me death'?”
"Well... It sounded better at the time."
"You had to be there."
-Hawkeye Pierce, Colonel Henry Blake, and 'Trapper' John McIntire, M*A*S*H: “The Incubator”
"So what are we waiting for? A theme song?"
-Superboy, Young Justice: "Failsafe"
"Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?"
-J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
“So it’s you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets your make the plans.”
-Haymitch, Catching Fire
“It’s a screwdriver. It works in the dark.”
-The Doctor, Doctor Who: “Forest of the Dead”
"According to the Regimental, the fighting shifted to the north and we won't be getting any casualties."
"That's the same Regimental that said to Custer, 'One last stand and then you can go home.'"
-Henry Blake and Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H: "Crisis"
“There is a mute button and I will use it.”
-John Watson, Sherlock: “A Scandal in Belgravia”
"Where do all these guys come from?"
-Peter Parker, Spider-Man 3
"So you have no interest in discussing your extreme reaction to Artemis' death?"
"...I'd rather talk about you, babe."
"Wally, you're in denial."
"I'm comfortable with that."
-Black Canary and Kid Flash, Young Justice: "Disordered"
“I was attacked by a pencil scribble?”
-Rose Tyler, Doctor Who: “Fear Her”
"It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death."
"Don't be so superior. You never know what you'll find in the arena. Say it's actually a gigantic cake..."
-Katniss and Peeta, The Hunger Games
“He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. You felt guilty, and you with your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?”
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
"That thing won't work on me."
"Perhaps not. But it works on solid steel, so I'll try my luck."
-Captain Marvel and the Brain, Young Justice: "Alpha Male"
"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement this guy is pretty tough."
-Beast Boy, Teen Titans: "Date with Destiny"
"Captain Pierce! Major Burns, acting commander, and I, his adjutant, have been informed that you and Captain McIntyre refused to release Colonel Flagg's prisoner."
"...Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp in the woods, is lying in a ditch at the edge of town."
-Margaret Houlihan and Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H: "Officer of the Day"
“You just took a council axe, from a council van, and now you’re digging up a council road! I’m reporting you to the council!”
-Kel, Doctor Who: “Fear Her”
"You know Laurie, I was just thinking that maybe it's about time you and me started going steady, huh?"
"Why Martin Pawley, you and me been going steady since we was three years old!"
"'Bout time you found out about it."
-Martin Pawley and Laurie Jorgenson, The Searchers
“That guy is not whelmed. Not whelmed at all.”
-Robin, Young Justice: “Fireworks”
“Are all schools on your planet this horrible?”
-Starfire, Teen Titans: “Mad Mod”
“Sweet, maybe. Passionate, I suppose. But don’t ever mistake that for nice.”
-The Doctor, Doctor Who: “Love and Monsters"
“Oh there’s something you don’t see every day; a little girl in a hamster ball.”
-Raimundo, Xiaolin Showdown
"Great. At midnight I get my powers back, at 12:01 the belt zaps me, and at 12:02 Vlad tries to make-out with my mom. Those are gonna be the worst two minutes of my life."
-Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom: "Maternal Instincts"
"What did he die of?"
"What does that mean?"
"It means his pearl-handled pistols are up for grabs."
-Colonel Wortman, 'Trapper' John McIntyre, and Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H: "Iron Guts Kelly"
“Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.”
-Beast Boy, Teen Titans: “Revolution”
"What about you? Are you all right?"
"I'm always all right."
"Is 'all right' special Time Lord code for 'really not all right at all'?"
"'Cause I'm all right too."
-The Doctor and Donna Noble, Doctor Who: "Forest of the Dead"
“Very interesting... It says here that Alexander the Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other.”
“What about Omi?”
“Well, I’m pretty sure he has five on each, but I’ve never taken a closer look.”
-Dojo and Raimundo, Xiaolin Showdown
"I remember. From always. At first I prayed for you to come and get me, take me home. You didn't come."
-Debbie Edwards, The Searchers
“Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don’t tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother!”
“I’ve got a reputation to uphold.”
-The Doctor and Jackie Tyler, Doctor Who: “Army of Ghosts”
“Those were my favorite boots! This Nelson guy better be worth it.”
-Superboy, Young Justice: “Denial”
"Should we say grace?"
"Praise the Lord and pass the sauce."
-'Trapper' John McIntyre and Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H: "Adam's Ribs"
"...They're right about you. You're a bloody psychopath."
"High-functioning sociopath. With your number."
-David and Sherlock, Sherlock: "The Sign of Three"
“It’s the end of the world, but so what?”
-Robin, Teen Titans: “The End”
“Lost ‘em! How did they get away from us?”
“Surprised they didn’t turn back and arrest you for reckless driving! Have you actually passed your test?”
-The Doctor and Rose Tyler, Doctor Who: “The Idiot’s Lantern”
"This one get lost?"
"That's Superman's Fortress of Solitude!"
"Superman has a Fortress of Solitude?!"
-Superboy and Robin, Young Justice: "Failsafe"
“So what brings you down here?”
-Kole and Beast Boy, Teen Titans: “Kole”
“I have given you the greatest gift of all.”
-The Bird of Paradise and Clay, Xiaolin Showdown
"What was that noise downstairs?"
"That was Mrs. Hudson, laughing."
"Sounded like she was torturing an owl."
-Sherlock and John, Sherlock: "The Sign of Three"
“Frank, weren't you a boy scout?”
"Yes I was. Later, I was Scoutmaster."
"Until those little ingrates set fire to his pants."
"Not true! That was a drill."
-BJ Hunnicutt, Frank Burns, and Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H: “Margaret's Engagement”
“There’s a secret passage behind one of these bookcases.”
“Seriously? Cliché much?”
“You should see the Bat Cave.”
-Robin and Artemis, Young Justice: “Home Front”
"Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
-Kitten and Robin, Teen Titans: "Date with Destiny"
“This is madness!”
“This is politics.”
-Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
“You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up the word “genocide”. You’ll find a little picture of me there, and the caption’ll read, “Over my dead body!”
-The Doctor, Doctor Who: “The Doctor’s Daughter”
"Hello little brother. How's the exile going?"
"I've only been gone four minutes."
-Mycroft and Sherlock, Sherlock: "His Last Vow"
"'Take care, son. We are connecting the dogs--"
"That's 'counting the days'."
"...'We are counting the days. All my love...' Major Burns."
"Major Burns, coming this way."
-Radar O'Reilly and Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H: "Out of Sight, Out of Mind"
"What about you? Green Arrow fixation?"
"Who put me in this?!"
"Wow. I am not touching that with a ten-foot..."
-Kid Flash and Artemis, Young Justice: "Bereft"
“Our finale is bigger, better, and much more permanent.”
-The Delightful Children from Down the Lane, Codename: Kid’s Next Door
“I see you’ve brought your kittens to do your fighting.”
“And I see you’ve brought my housekeeper to do yours.”
-Hannibal Bean and Chase Young, Xiaolin Showdown
“Kid, you are taking life way too seriously.”
-Red X, Teen Titans: “X”
“Having trouble... maintaining altitude... I’m so hot...”
“You certainly are.”
“Hey! Inches above sizzling death I’m entitled to speak my mind.”
-Miss Martian, Kid Flash, and Artemis, Young Justice: “Denial”
“The wonderful world of space travel. The prettier it looks, the more likely it is to kill you.”
-Riley, Doctor Who: “42”
“’Whoa?’ That’s it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.”
-Cyborg and Slade, Teen Titans: “Birthmark”
“I’m a time traveller. I point and laugh at archeologists.”
-The Doctor, Doctor Who: “Silence in the Library”
"Activate the cloning process."
"Pass! Batcave's crowded enough."
-Desmond and Robin, Young Justice: "Fireworks"
“Sackville-Bagginses! They’re after the house. They’ve never forgiven me for living this long!”
-Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Copy and Pastes
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"
4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with, "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out. Keep a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't "feel like it".
16: Have friends or co-workers address you by your wrestling name: "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy and paste this onto your profile.
Things to Do On An Elevator
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall. Do not get off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you, "Admiral".
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7) Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
8) Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and press all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare at another passenger for a while, grinning, then announce, "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around as ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the buttons for everyone, then push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg! How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can do math and those who can't.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I have not failed! I've just thought of 40,000 ways that don't work.
Keep smiling- It makes everyone wonder what you're up too.
I am NOT saying you're stupid... I'm just implying it.
OMGosh! I think I just saw a flying bird!
Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared.
I ran with scissors and lived!
Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let life figure out how the heck you accomplished that!
Aw, did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
I love having friends, they do so many things I can laugh at.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain. I need that.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You decide.
Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called "cannibalism" my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!
A loser is a window washer on the 40th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that up in two seconds! When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
Be insane... Because well-behaved girls never made history.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder... I'm gonna go... do something.
Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose.
Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It's smart alecky and important.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away...
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
I didn't run into the door, my face decided to say hello.
I never finish anyth
People are like slinkies, basically useless. But it's still amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me crying.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
"Some see the glass half full, some see the glass half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda!"
I dream of a better world... Where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead."?
Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!
Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
I do not deny everything!
You say "psycho" like it's a bad thing...
Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalks!
The road to success is always under construction.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
SHUT UP VOICES!!! Or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.
The buddy system is essential: It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
Cheer up! The worst is still yet to come!
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching T.V. by candlelight.
Always remember that you are unique. ...Just like everyone else...
Where theres a will there are 500 relatives you never even knew about.
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
Me? Evil? Never!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Forgive your enemies- It messes with their heads.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Do not run in the school hall- Gliding is more fun.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
I used to think I was indesisive, but now I'm not so sure...
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself! ...and spiders.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did; in his sleep. ...Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
Of course it's the last place you look for it. Why would you keep looking for it if you already found it?
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Being mature is overrated.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
I see no good reason to act my age.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, and then change the subject.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the Slip 'N Slide.
Evening news is when they say, "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you how it's not.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
Boys are like trees- They take 50 years to grow up.
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
You know that indestructible black box that's used in airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no" when there is no "o" in number?
Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Carlton: "For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to watch an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how cruel this world can be. I can still hear their voices taunting him... "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
Uncle Phil and Will: (Look at each other like, What the heck???)
Carlton: (nearly crying) "Why can't they just give him some cereal?"
If you agree with Carlton and think those stupid kids should just give that poor rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Always & Forever.
Keep KND Alive & Never Ending.
Don’t. Grow. Up.
Stay. Immature. Forever.
3/4 forever! GO KND!
“Even if we live till 100 and don’t remember a thing about KND promise me that you’ll never grow up.” –Numbuh One
Music: Bold everything you listen to and add one!
Acceptance. Coldplay. Evanescence. Dave Matthews Band. David Bowie. Hellogoodbye. The Killers. James Blunt. Teddy Geiger. Linkin Park. Muse. Ok Go. Panic At The Disco. Peter Bjorn. The Postal Service. Timbaland. Jack Johnson. SHINee. Norah Jones. Drake. The Fray. The Wreckers. Michael Buble. Beyoncé. Metallica. Massive Attack. Queen. Journey. The Cars. Supertramp. Eurythmics. Sublime. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wu-tang Clan. Fergie. Sarah McLachlan. Band of Horses. John Mayer Jason Mraz. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Kenny Chesney. Carrie Underwood. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Neil Young. The Beatles. Brad Paisley. Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift. PDiddy.. Jay Z. Lil’ Wayne. Lil’ Jon. Three 6 ia. Nelly. Young Joc. T.I. Sean Paul. 50 Cent. Eminem. Eiffel 65. Ace of Base. The Underdog Project. Dream Theater. Santana. Alicia Keys. Incubus. Victor Wooten. LudacrisGorillaz. Toby Keith. Matchbox 20. Paramore. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. Eric Clapton. The Darkness. Weezer. Maroon 5. The Eagles. Jimi Hendrix. Billy Joel. Billy Idol. AC/DC. Hootie and the Blowfish. Electric Six. Crystal Castles. Britney Spears. Spice Girls. The Gossip. Lady GaGa. Eagles. Nirvana. Smashing Pumpkins. Lady Antebellum. Third Eye Blind. Metro Station. Motion City Soundtrack. The Rocket Summer. Mandy Moore. Plain White T’s. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Fall Out Boy. My Chemical Romance. The Rolling Stones. A Rocket to the Moon. Angels & Airwaves. The Beastie Boys. Three Days Grace. Boys Like Girls. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. The Cure. Cobra Starship. Death Cab for Cutie. Katy Perry. Deftones. Team Sleep. Filter. The Band Perry. Goo Goo Dolls. Honor Society. Kid Cudi. AllStar Weekend. Down With Webster. LMFAO. Florence and The Machine. Gym Class Heroes. Travie McCoy. Mcfly. Never shout never. Vampire Weekend. Neverstore. All time low. David Archuleta. One Direction. Keith Urban. Within Temptation.
Movies: Bold everything you've seen and add one!
Glory Road. Pride and Prejudice. The Princess Bride. Goonies. Center Stage. Seven. Ocean’s Eleven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Love Actually Donnie Darko. My Best Friend’s Wedding. Garden State. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Wedding Crashers. Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. What A Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Rocky. Thank You For Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. The Lovely Bones. 17 Again. 8 Mile. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. The Silence of the Lambs. Say Anything. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Fockers. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. National Treasure. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. The Matrix. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of the Opera. District 9. Lord of the Rings. Click. Scarface. The Notebook. Titanic. Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse. Breaking Dawn: Part 1. The Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles. Beetlejuice. Star Wars.
TV: Bold everything you've watched more than a couple times and add one!
Saved by the Bell. Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. ER. South Park. America’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. Fraiser. The Office. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Dasies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. 24. Will and Grace. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heros. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I Like About You. Reba. Rosanne. King of Queens. Survivor. The O.C. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. One Life To Live. General Hospital. CSI. How I met your mother. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Supernatural. Moonlight. Ace of Cakes. White Collar. Nip/Tuck. The Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Pranked. Beverly Hills; 90210. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Whose Line is it Anyway? Dragon Ball Z. Teen Titans. Futurama. Degrassi. Greek. Glee. Secret Life of the American Teenager. The Hills. Laguna Beach. Firefly. Vampire Diaries. Doctor Who. Medium. Star Trek. X-files. Cowboy BeBop. Sailor Moon. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Desperate Housewives. Lie to me. Misfits. Better with you. 10 things I hate about you. 2 Broke Girls. New Girl. Once Upon a Time. Lewis. Pretty Little Liars. The Middle. True Blood. Modern Family. Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Ghost Whisperer. Urban Legends. Sherlock.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves others, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, britishmexi27, The Agent of Fire
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Well, that's it for me. Hope you enjoyed my really long ramblings... They took forever to write! lol
The Agent of Fire