Hey there, Cat's Eye Draco here (formerly The Agent of Fire). Welcome to my profile. As you can see, I haven't got any stories of my own published at the moment, but I've got lots of ideas running around my head and hopefully one of these days I'll get around to finishing a few.
(...Just so long as it doesn't ruin my chances of being crowned Queen Procrastinator 2017.)
In the meantime, I've come across plenty of great stories on here over the years in a variety of fandoms, so feel free to take a look at what's under my Favorites tab if you've got some time on your hands.
"What! a furrier, a man that calls rabbits conies, when he doesn't change their skins into squirrels?"
"Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, NO!"
-Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, The Hobbit
"Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved our problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron."
-Snoopy as the "World Famous Novelist", Peanuts: August 6, 1973
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."
"Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy since David of Galilee was first afflicted with the emotion when he could no longer stand the fact that his neighbor Saul's cactus outshone his own. (Originally, jealousy pertained solely to plants, other people's cactus or ginkgoes, or later, when there was grass, grass, which is why, even to this day, we say that someone is green with jealousy.) Buttercup's jealousy rated a close fourth on the all-time list."
-The Princess Bride
"A Love Story by Erich Beagle: "I love you," she said, and together they laughed. Then one day she said, "I hate you," and they cried. But not together. "What happened to the love that we said would never die?" she asked. "It died," he said. The first time he saw her she was playing tennis. The last time he saw her she was playing tennis. "Ours was a Love set," he said, "but we double faulted." "You always talked a better game than you played," she said."
-Snoopy as the "World Famous Novelist", Peanuts: May 27, 1973