Author has written 2 stories for T.U.F.F. Puppy, and Penguins of Madagascar.
Hello people! From earlier comments that many of you may not even have recieved or remember, I was adamwestslapdog. I changed my name. First off, no, I am not "the real thing." I'm just a person from Toledo and was desperate for a name at the time. I know how jealous you must be, and that is understandable. Anyways, I'm new to fanfiction.net but that does not matter since I have been writing for years. Yeah, a lot of stories won't be posted from me, but that is because they're not really fan fictions. They're just my own little stories that I can never, ever finish. Anyways, some stuff about me:
1.) I love to read (which is a key trait to a writer)
2.) I am a little quirky and happy but I can have a dark sense of humor too
3.) Just because I live in Toledo doesn't mean I act like... them (so don't stereotype me (only people from Toledo can stereotype me (and even then...)))
4.) I like to read humorous yet deep (morality wise) stories
5.) When I do post stories, their lingo might totally mismatch
6.) A lot of writers, since half of the time they personally don't know their reviewers, tend to have random humor. I am not a random-humor writer
7.) I love indie rock, eh to rock, blah to country, okay to classical, BOO to rap and hip-hop, and I really enjoy blues and jazz. Oh, and I think glam rock is awesome. : )
8.) I'm an Atheist, but I am willing to learn more about other religions, so that type of conversation is allowed, as long as you guys are informing me.
9.) My 80-something (maybe 90) great-grandma thinks my clearly caucasian uncle is black- "Hey grandma, I'm black and gay!" "Oh, you're not gay... :)" and yes, it was an innocent , not in any way was amused by the humor kind of smile.
10.) Yeah, I know that last one wasn't about me, but still! Uh, my cat died in it's sleep...
11.) Um, I love the Artemis Fowl series but never plan to write a fic about it.
12.) The Artemis Fowl parts seem better to me than the Holly Short parts since I can relate to his dry wit and high intelligence.
13.) I CAN'T THINK! I tend to have major writer's block every now and then, like right now.
14.) I hate almost everyone around me and have almost nothing in common with my best friend that I hang out with every day (weird right?)
15.) I feel like I'm bipolar (maybe I am since my dad is.)
16.) Last but not least, I have a major interest in OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder) and I tend to be impatient with people that say and think they know about OCD from just reading a magazine article or watching Monk. It is irritating and makes me want to yell at them for being so ignorant and sometimes arrogant.
17.) Alright I lied, this is the last one. My favorite title I saw in a book, and a constant memory that appears, is "If Ignorance is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?" A couple other phrases are "Patience is a virtue." Then I'm not virtuous, or the rest of my family for that matter. And a thing I have to remind my self every single day is "Patience is a hard razor to swallow." Disclaimer: I don't own Sam&Max, which I love, so don't sue me Steve Purcell (Yeah, I actually took the time to know who made it. In fact, it was your brother, but you signed a contract when you were younger on your birthday! Isn't it awesome to know you have a stalker?)
Yep, that's me. Well, all that I can think off of the top of my head (wow, that really isn't a lot.) Anyways, yeah. Hope to come up with some good fan fictions before 2011. You know what happens in the year after that... As the Mayans (or another tribe maybe?) predicted by showing in their calender, something happens in 2012 that just causes the world to start over. No, I don't believe in that bull-crap (no offense to anyone who does.) I was just bored and decided to state that to anybody believing in the 2012 things that just saw the movie. Unless they mention that in there. Honestly, I don't watch to many movies. Oh well. And yes, I am young enough not to be in college yet, so the things I mark as favorites or write stories about may be a bit whimsical for what may seem like my tastes. And yes, I do tend to make psychological remarks here and there. I plan to be a psychotherapist. Now for some fun random stuff to make my profile longer.
COPY AND PASTE
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're ever pushed on a door that was clearly marked 'pull', copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one in your profile.
If you know someone who should get runover by a bus, copy and past this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it into your profile.
If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love copy things, copy this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), natureboy3, Spottedstarshell,marelove(I have and I'm proud of it!),Ninjagirly(i actually think it's fun! lol 8D), the steaks will be razed (it is fun until you hit the ground :C)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly,the steaks will be razed
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.
If you want to be an author like me, put this in your profile
If you love to read, put this in your profile
If you are lazy, copy and paste this.
If you ever relieze that you're technically standing sideways on Earth, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think you have too many OCs, copy and paste.
If your parents ever referred to your pet as their "child" and/or your "Brother/Sister" add this to your profile.
If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Okay, that's some pointless information about me. And sorry for spelling mistakes, but that is technically not my fault.
You're still reading this? I thought you would be bored of me already. Oh yeah, I also try to give constructive criticism or suggestions. I ask you politely you do as well if and when I write stories. Uh... If you want to talk to me, which I'm guessing you don't, I am willing to go into deep talks but also light conversations grazing really any topic, all except profanity. Yeah, I'm out of ideas at this point. Alright, you can stop listening to my memoirs.
Oh yeah, and as you may have seen from below, I am a little bit obsessed with Teen Titans, mainly BBxRae. No I am not crazy, it's just love-hate makes me fuzzy inside. :) Wait, I am crazy, considering the copy-and-paste thing.
Uh... song suggestions? (I am really bored so just humor me!) Into the Ocean- Blue October, Kryptonite- 3 Doors Down, One More Time With Feeling- Regina Spektor, Royal We- SSPU, Pale Horse- John Vanderslice, Worlds Collide- Apocalyptica, Feeling Good- Demon Days- Gorrilaz, (call me hypocrite, but yes it does have hip-hop or rap in it (what's the difference?) but it is an acception) Soul Meets Body- Death Cab for Cutie, Novocaine For the Soul- Eels, Flagpole Sitta- Harvey Danger, Into the Ocean- Andy McKee, Ocean Breathes Salty- Modest Mouse, Lock and Key- Mason Proper, Happy Song- god knows who, and that's all I can think of for now. Check out Regina Spektor-SSPU-Death Cab for Cutie-Eels-Mason Proper-Modest Mouses' other songs.
Okay, my memoirs are now done... For now.