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Joined 02-06-10, id: 2244195, Profile Updated: 07-07-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Age: 15

Fav book series: Harry Potter, Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Swimming, Listening to music, Acting

Fav things to read: Fantasy, Magic, Supernatural, Mystery

For people who hate stereotypes post these on your profile. Bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the borderI GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Randomly list your ten fav characters

1. Annabeth

2. Alice

3. Bella

4. Percy

5. Jasper

6. Ginny

7. Harry

8. Rosalie

9. Edward

10. Jacob

11. Thalia

12. Artemis

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope, Ginny and Thalia hmm that would be... interesting

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Eh Percy's pretty cute but Annabeth would kill me

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Artemis and Rosalie? Hmm well that would explain why Artemis swore off MEN. And Rose would be thrilled to have a kid.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Too many. How many more obsessed fan girls could you have Edward?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes! Alice and Ginny would be adorable. Though I would be extremely dissapointed since I'm in love with both.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I think Edward and Jaspers kinda strange but a lot of people have written them so, yeah. I've never heard of Jasper/Jacob before.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Harry would go who the fuck are these people and walk out. And again with Artemis and a girl... I think its time she came out of the closet, with Alice. ;)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jeez always with Bella and Jacob. Could you come up with something a little less obvious. Ok so Bella never jumps off the cliff and eventually she falls in love with Jake and they live happily ever after. The End.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I've never seen it. Personally I don't think Annabeth and Rosalie would get along well.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

'Never gonna happen' lol

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

None that I know of.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

None of my friends write these things but I might be able to work with that. Percy, Alice and Jasper huh... hmm.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bitch. lol

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Random mix of totally differents stories.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago. Jasper and Alice are the perfect couple.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

'Annabeth and Harry are in a happy relationship until Edward runs off with Harry. Annabeth brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Thalia and a brief unhappy affair with Ginny, then follows the wise advise of Jasper amd finds true love with Jasper.

What would you tittle this fic?

Umm idk what to even say to this. I wish Annabeth had stuck with the girls though O.o

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Wouldn't be surprised Rosalie is always fighting. I would wonder when she and Harry met though.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd be thrilled and imedietly ask to meet Alice

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Rosalie and Thalia and a rubber duck? Close the door and start humming Rosie and Thalia sittin in a tree...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Cry for hours on end. Alice whyy I love you!! She would never do that though. What? She wouldn't. Hufff -walks away-

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Say 'about time!' and then leave them to their hunny moon

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Go 'WTF!' Artemis? The goddess of maidenhood?

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Say "I've had a bad day now get your but over hear Jacob Black and make it better!"

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

"Annabeth wtf I blame it on her parents Thalia get some ambrosia stat!"

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Be like "Are you mistaking me for Annabeth?"

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Oh hi Ginny its nice to meet you. What are you doing with my brush?"

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

"How the hell did you guys meet?!"

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Omg I have a crush on two teachers!!

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will share their umbrella with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and scream "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Best Friends: has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Friends: say you can do better
Best friends: Will call him up and say "You have seven day to live"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friends: Help you get over a boy
Best Friends: will go up to the boy punch him then say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends: know only a few things about you
Best Friends: could write a very embarssing biography about you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

Friends: Will help you find prince charming
Best Friends: Would kidnap him and bring him to you

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: fade
Best Friends: Are forever

FRIENDS: Ask before they take your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you go hungry.

The Right Guy:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you backwhen you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your handin front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

Therapist = The-rapist... scary thought

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

I live in my own little world, but its okay. They know me there.

Every day, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, make up words!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

No I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me!

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

I was going to take over th world but I got distracted by something sparkley.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you’d be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the capet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then precede to tell you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

If you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button.

If you don't check under the bed for monsters, but do check behind the shower curtain for vampires/monsters/cops/murderers/Michael Jackson,

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Your One and Only Wish (This is really cool)

Do it one by one, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AHEAD!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

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Your Results Are:...

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you've ever done something "blond", put this in your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: vampirefan17, Beastboylover246, HousesWithPointyTopsRock, twilightanndanaz, bookandmusiclover1

Alternate Name
1.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Peyizzle
2.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue cat
3.YOUR SOAP OPERA
NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Quinn Circle

4.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Murpephy

5.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Sprite

6.YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eriurly

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Murphy
8.YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one your pets): Black Twilight
9.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Bomb
10.YOUR PIRATE NAME:
(fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Earing

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Kiss It Better by Maran Zelde reviews
A wicked smile spread on Toph's face. She was in her element, and nothing could stop her. Oneshot, Tokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - [Toph, Sokka] - Complete
Stages by The Peaceful Chaotic reviews
In each stage of her life she fell for him a bit harder.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Before the Vows by wisegirlindisguise reviews
This takes place before Percy, Annabeth, and even Camp Half-Blood. This was in fact before Artemis took a vow to be a forever maiden. What will make her a maiden and who was her last love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Artemis, Poseidon - Complete
BeautyPain by BluePeaches reviews
Laurent heads back to Forks, Washington at the request of Victoria. Bella wanders to Edward's meadow in an attempt to soothe the pain of his departure. They encounter each other and find that each of them is not who they were before. A one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
In My Beginning is My End by siDEADde reviews
AU/Vamp While in a holding cell in Italy, Alice confesses to Bella that she had always loved her. The girls discover that their strength together as friends has always been fueled by more. Written for the LJ LGBT fest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
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Hunter's Moon reviews
When Edward left, Bella found a different road to immortality. But what will happen when they meet again many years later?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,039 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Artemis
Healing Scars reviews
Katara and Zuko are brought together one night by a nightmare and things get steamy. Lemon warning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Last Moments reviews
Tonks and Lupin's last moments together at the battle at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
11 Song Drabbles
Tittle says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Deadly Pride reviews
Sometimes you just can't do things by yourself. Annabeth knows this, but can she admit it? Can she swallow her pride and do the hardest thing for her; ask for help? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Raining Tears reviews
In the rainy town of Forks a family returns to mourn the girl they all knew and loved.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete