Hello everyone! Thank you for visiting my profile! A little bit about me: I LOVE the vampire diaries, Victorious, Taylor Swift and One Direction! I am a team Damon, I ship Delena. I have the tendency to be slightly weird or as Nessie4Ever would say, i am a completely, and totally, insane. I also watch Glee and Gossip Girl. For those shows I ship Sam/ Quinn and for Gossip Girl: Chuck/Blair And Nate/Serena. By the way, Sheena says haiiii!!!!

Letters To VD Characters!

Dear Jeremy,

You are adorable. So what if you don't have the best luck in the girlfriend deparment? you'll find eternal love someday. I take that back. YOU HURT BONNIE *monster face* Anna is dead don't you get that,you can't be in love with a ghost!

Dear Katherine,

You are Badass. i believe you when you say you love Stefan. Theres something in you still worth trusting. Oh by the way: KABOOM!!!

Dear Bonnie,

You are amazing, you have such loyalty to Elena and everyone else you love and care for. you Bonnie Bennett, are amazing...

Dear Elena,

Please stop denying your feelings for Damon. you can never be Kat. she never loved anyone but herself. You Elena, Mend hearts, but you won't be mending any hearts if you keep hurting Damon. i swear Elena if you hurt him, i will hunt you down, and rip your heart out. if you even have one. *heartless bitch* Have a nice day!

Dear Damon,

Thank You for being you. Sexy, Funny, Amazing, Sensitive, Strong, Loving, Passionate you. You deserve Elena more than anyone. Hell, screw Elena! JUST LOVE MEEEE!

Dear Stefan,

Please feel free to run off with Kat... we all know you still love her... so leave Elena and Damon ALONE! Its Damons time now! PS: have fun being a rippaaahhhh with Klaus.

Dear Caroline,

I know what Tyler did was stupid but, please forgive him and become an amazing couple?

Dear Tyler,

Stop acting like a douche. I don't care if Klaus took away the werewolf curse. K love you! P.S.You're HOTTTT

Dear Klaus,

You're a douche but, i feel kinda sorry for you.

Dear Elijah,

This is what you get for trusting Klaus. A dagger in the heart.

Dear Mikeal,

I HATE YOU. No one tries to kill My Damon!!!

My 5 Fav movies:

1. Beastly(LOL WAZZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

2. Charlie S.t Cloud(Trust your Heart Charlie S.t Cloud.)

3. A Cinderella Story(based on my Fav princess!)

4. The last song( Yeah when my world is falling apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

5. Anything in the twilight saga(team Jacobs gimme a WHAT- WHAT!)

My 5 Fav TV Shows:

1. The Vampire Diaries(As you can see...)

2. Gossip Girl(I LOVE Chase Crawford)

3. Glee(And thats how Sue C's it)

4. Secret Life Of the American Teenager(kinda got addicted...)

5. Saved By The Bell(It's a classic!)

~Vampire Diaries Oath~

I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches
I promise to remember Damon when I see a leather jacket
I promise to remember Stefan when someone shows they truly care
I promise to remember Elena when I see a girl who looks like an angel, whose pretty and fair.
I promise to remember Meredith when someone is calm in the crowd
I promise to remember Caroline when I lose a dear friend of mine, especially one who is proud.
I promise to remember Matt when I see someone who doesn’t give up
I promise to remember Katherine when I meet someone who is pure evil and sadistic, and radiating bad luck.
I promise to remember the Dark Dimension when I hear of nightmare filled places
Yes, I promise to remember the Vampire Diaries
Whatever book I may read, or place I may see
So all know of my love for Delena.. And all know that Vampire Diaries is the best for me!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Woman: Yeah, must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Woman: No, I'm having a headache this weekend.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation... )

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space or where?.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.

Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die.

If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

You cannot always save the damsel, if she can handle her own distress.

You cannot always be the knight in shining armor, if makeup and smiles are her own shield.

You cannot always slay the dragon, if she has her own strength to do so.

And you most certainly cannot always climb the tower; maybe there’s a reason she’s so high above you.

So concentrate on your own battles, dragons, and happily-ever-afters.

And let her live her own fairytale – her own once upon a time.

Because girls do not always need the knight, the prince, or fairy godmother, to make their ever-afters happy.

Damon!

Damon! Damon!

Damon! Damon! Damon!

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you prefer the Vampire Diaries Series on TV to the Books, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Damon was bitten by Tyler in season 2... Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you you think that Ian Somerhalder is one of the hottest guys on the planet...copy and paste this onto your profile

My Favorite Vampire Diaries Quotes!

1.Damon: I like being a living dead person.

2.Stefan: I'm not sad. I'm frickin hungry!

3.Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

4.Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

5.Elena: I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Vampire Diaries Quiz

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Vampire Diaries characters:

1. Elena 2. Bonnie 3. Stefan 4. Damon 5. Matt 6. Caroline 7. Katherine 8. Jenna 9. Jeremy 10. Alaric 11. Tyler 12.Vikki

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Caroline and Tyler? FUCK. YES.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

did you just ask me if Damon Salvatore is hot? HELL YES!!!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Vikki got Jenna pregnant? that would be hilarious. now thats good fanfiction

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

no not really.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

LOL Bonnie and Caroline. oh wow no but it would be funny

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

lol Matt and Jeremy or Matt and Alaric? umm okay Matt/Jeremy,

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

lol if Katherine walked in on Bonnie and Vikki? i really don't know

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Stefan and Alaric? umm.. okay

stefan and elena's relationship has hit a hard point and so he seeks help from alaric

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

elena and jenna... umm... no?

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Her Humanity

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Elena walks in one day on stefan and Caroline and her heart is shattered and Damon is there for her

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

nope.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

nope

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

not really.

15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

no i do not.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I love you Jenna but i'm not yet over my wife Isobel?

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

all i need?

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

umm... TEEN?

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

hey can you teach me some of your spells late tonight at my house?

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

last month?

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

She LOVES Stefan

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

umm... okay would tyler shag Jeremy? okay DRUNK. VERY, VERY DRUNK.

23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would on top?

lol Stefan and Katherine?? okay Katherine will so be on top.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

"Elena and jeremy are in a happy relationship until jeremy suddenly runs off with Damon. Elena, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tyler and a brief unhappy affair with Vikki, then follows the wise advice of Matt and finds true love with Jenna."

One WILD Night.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

if Katherine and Jenna? oh wow i would feel very,very akward.

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something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
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got this off of FanFiction,except it's Elena and Damon!

Elena: Do I ever cross your mind?

Damon: No

Elena: Do you like me?

Damon: Not Really

Elena: Do you want me?

Damon: No

Elena: Would you cry if I left?

Damon: No

Elena: Would you live for me?

Damon: No

Elena: Would you do anything for me?

Damon: No

Elena: Choose me,or your life

Damon: My life

Elena runs away in shock and pain,and Damon runs after her and says...

The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

We ignore the ones who adore us

Adore the ones who ignore us

Love the ones who hurt us

& Hurt the ones who love us

It's Amazing how your best friend
now becomes your worst enemy.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes.

The innocent ones turn into sluts.

Soda
becomes vodka.

Remember when
getting high meant swinging on the
playground?

When the worst things
you could get from boys were cooties?

War was only a card game.

The only
things that hurt were skinned knees.

Cheating only happened in games.

And goodbyes only meant until
tomorrow

A hickey was just a funny little word

You were only supposed to die from old age

Texting Never costed you your life

Swearing was only for adults

'Doing' something was never a gross term

Love was only from the people you care about

Suicide wasn't your thing

Cocaine used to be a pixie stick

Remember When the only older men you hung out with were related to you

When 22-year-old strangers never called you 'babe'

A pole was only for tetherball

Kidnapping only meant a kid was sleeping

O.J. was orange juice, not a killer

Video Games were the only violence you saw

When your bed wasn't meant for sharing

Hobos were just spiders

Hate only came from people you knew

You only got Mono from sharing lip gloss

16 year-olds knew better

Parents only gave you spankens

Your friends used to be nice to you

Crushing meant you liked someone

AIDS only exsisted in Africa

The only gun you used squirted water

Dancing was never dirty

Knifes were to cut steak

French Kissing was only in France

Boys only worried about sucking in sports

You knew that everytime you watched 'The Secret Life of the American Teenager' you would never do what Amy did

The scariest thing about Boys was rejection

My SoundTrack for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music on shuffle and see which songs ae selected for your soundtrack!

Opening Credits: Leavin- Jesse McCartney

Waking Up: You Should Have Said No- Taylor Swift

First Day Of School: How Do You Sleep- Jesse McCartney

Falling In Love: Crush- David Archuleta

Fighting:Just That Girl- Another cinderella story

Breaking Up:What You Mean To Me- Starstruck

Driving:Something aboput the sunshine- Sterling Knight&Anna Margret

Flashback:Someday My Prince Will Come- Tiffany Thortan

Mental Breakdown: A Place In This World- Taylor Swift

Getting Back Together:Where Are You Now- Honor Society

Prom Night:Gift Of A Friend- Demi Lovato

Wedding:Because You Live- J esse McCartney

Birth Of Child:One Step At A Time- Jordin Sparks

Final Battle:So Far So Great- Demi Lovato

Death Scene:Beautiful Soul- Jesse McCartney

Funeral:Believe In Me- Demi Lovato

End Credits:Breakaway- Kelly Clarkson

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you think that those stupid kids should gave rabbit thou freakin' Trix, copy and paste this to your profile! (I mean seriously there fued has been on long enough! its just cearel kids!)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (hell no, i am not screwing my life up!)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (nah, abercrombie is not my style. more like a aeropastle.!)

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

They were looking through peoples myspaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then an instant message came up

It said:

SatanStalker:So how do u like my myspace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX:who is this anyway??

SatanStalker:Well,yoou should know you're looking at my Myspace right now

XxLoVemExX:How do you know im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my Myspace

XxLoVemExX:What?That doesn't make any sense How?

SatanStalker:I just do

SatanStalker:Especially to pretty girls like you.

SatanStalker:With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girls were wearing very high shorts

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Okay,whatever man youre starting to scare the living shit out of me.

SatanStalker:You should be afraid

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want a ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

they were in shock.

Her friend:Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok,holy crap, you think hes watching us

SatanStalker:I am

SatanStalker:Well,that wouldnt stop me from coming to your house

XxLoVemExX:What? My house?

SatanStalker:Yeah,youre alone so,its not a problem

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think im going to leave no because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screename says love me, Trust me that wont be a problem

SatanStalker has just signed off

The girl and her friend were really scared

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me i doubt hes really coming. It just a joke from someone

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of the sudden,the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one says anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News The next morning was that theree was one girl dead in the bathroom.

Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

if you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, One in your bathroom

One in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well,what are you waiting for?

repost this or you are going to die.

Sorry but,I don't want to die so I suggest you repost this quickly.

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, XxRandom NemesisxX, xXIceshadowXx

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile. (similar to Tawni Town but not!)

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (..oh my,yesterday)

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. (AHHHHHH! MY PASSION!)

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. (popcorn,pretzelwhy was i cooking a pretzel?,cheese,um...)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (irksome! kind of airheads- sometimes)

If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ( :O )

If you favorite other stories/authors on here, copy and paste this into your profile. (well duhh)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Yes. Yes i do. His name is Zane)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. (if ya bug me Zane expect me to bug you too)

If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you turn down guys because your waiting for your Damon copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think your wierd for liking vampires so much copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care what people think copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can admit you have a obssession for vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you agree there is no obsession too unhealthy copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read or watch Vampire Diaries so much you start acting like Damon copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get so caught up in reading your actually blushing and making facial expressions copy and paste this into your profile

If all you do all day is think of Damon salvatore copy and paste this to your profile

If you imagine yourself running your hands through Damon Salvatore's hair because it looks silky copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream about Damon Salvatore copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever spaced out daydreaming of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and past this into your profile

If your obsessed with really hot vampires copy and paste this into your profile.

If your obsessed with a really hot vampire named Damon Salvatore copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Damon salvatore is sexy copy and paste this to your profile

If you have punched somebody because they said damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

If you are absoulutley positivly in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post this to your profile

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever screamed because you saw Damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen Damon Salvatore shirtless Copy and paste this to your profile

What A Boyfriend Should Do/Remember

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Even when she's mad at you she really does love you

i love this!! copy and paste on your profile if you love it!!

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile. (yeah its kinda long)

If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile. (i love SWAC, so very much

If you can't stop thinking of things to add to your profile, but really want to stop, copy and paste this into your profile (hahahaha)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (pfft, all the time!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (um, no i'd think im dead, haha)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (ohh yes, did it like 5 sec. ago)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. (haha)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile (yeahh i do it in school tooo much)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (2 reveiws! :O i'm giddy!)

If you have ever made a weird noise (not pervertedly) out of the blue, copy and paste this to your profile (it was like a "guid!")

If you have ever broke out laughing at joke right when someone walked up to you, copy and paste this to your profile (poor Laura, but the joke was good :p)

If your sibling looks at you weird when you walk in the room, paste this to your profile (yeahhhh..)

If someone has ever walked up behind you and you elbowed them on accident, paste this to your profile (sorry about that :p)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cant see,

must be stid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get justOne whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm sradishing to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's t just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

"fall down and die!"

"they say guns don't kill people, people kill people.I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you will kill to many people."

"you're unique, just like everyone else."

"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."

"Just gimme your freakin' tots!"

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."

"When you're young and fall of a horse, you get some broken bones. When you're old and fall off a horse, you go splat."

Being normal is for freaks."

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."

"Get in mah belly!"

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know but he is so HOT!),High.Fiving.Jesus (Chad Dylan Cooper, lol), ChannyLuver1996(Chad Dylan Cooper),

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45,High.Fiving.Jesus,ChannyLuver1996,

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, High.Fiving.Jesus,ChannyLuver1996

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an ipod, copy 'n' paste.

If you've gotten closer with friends, copy and paste.

If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste.

If you like to hang out with friends, copy and paste.

If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ARE a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If you think that writing fanfics are fun, put this in your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade!

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're wondering what Abercrombie and Fitch is doing telling people not to breath, and why so many people are listening to them, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

If you like Fred, copy this into your profile.

If you like Sonny With A Chance and feel that Sonny and Chad BELONG together, copy and paste this into your profile and add you name to the list: Hannahpie45,High.Fivin.Jesus,ChannyLuver1996

If you ever cried when reading a story because it is so emotional! Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Hannahpie45,High.Fivin.Jesus,ChannyLuver1996

My Favorite quotes!

1. The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.

2. It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time.

3."My heart longs for you, my soul dies for you, my eyes cry for you, my empty arms reach out for you."

4."Although you may not love me, Although you may not care, If you shall ever need me, Know that I'll be there, Your love may all be taken, Your heart may not be free, But when your heart is broken, You can always lean on me, I'll never stop loving you, I know because I tried, All the oceans in the world can't hold the tears I've cried."

5. "NEVER say I love you if you don't really care, Never talk about those feelings if they aren't there, Never hold my hand if your gonna break my heart, Never say you going to if you never plan 2 start never look me in the eye if all you do is lie, Never say hello if you really mean goodbye, If you really mean forever say that you will try, Never say forever because forever makes me cry…"

6. "The hardest way to miss someone is when they're sitting right next to you."

7. 'Hearts are often broken by words left unspoken?"

8. A teardrop is insignifigant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someones face.

9."Wherever you are, you'll always be in my heart "

10. "Loving you was my favorite mistake"

11. "Don't fall for someone, who wont catch you."

12. "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

13."You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel."

14."Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... "

15."You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you hate to see me cry. So all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes?"

16."I've built a wall, not to block anyone out.But to see who loves me enough to break it down."

17."For every girl with a broken heart, there's a boy with a glue gun. "

18."And remember this...never say I love you, if you don't really care...never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there...never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart...never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start...never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie...never say hello, if you really mean good-bye."

19."It's crazy, right? To love someone who's hurt you. It's crazier to think that someone who hurt you loves you."

20."I don't understand girls. (They always go running back to the fool that screws em' over) I don't understand boys. (They always screw over the good ones and go for the bad ones.) "

21."Don't say you love me, unless you really mean it. Because I might do something crazy like believe it."

22."Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. It simply means that you are a strong person."

23."I just want one fairytale ending for myself. Daddy always did say I was a princess...so where's my prince?"

24."Girl: When will you stop loving me? Boy: Count by twos. Girl: What? Boy: When you get to five I'll stop loving you."

25."I'm not like other girls, that's where you made your first mistake."

26. "It's amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces"

27. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

28. "Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime"

29. "My heart bleeds no more since turning to stone"

30. "You never know what you have until its gone"

31. "Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone, if your heart still does."

32. "Of all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are those...it might have been."

33. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the love you have and knowing it will never be returned."

34. "I'm afraid to love afraid to love so fast, because every time I fall in love it never seems to last."

35. "Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest."

36. "True love leaves a memory no one can steal and a heartache that no one can heal"

37. "Love don't cost a thing" except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted year

38. "If tears could build a stairway on memories alone, I'd walk right up to Heaven, and bring you home again."

39. "Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars."

40. "How can I love again when I can't stop loving the one that hurt me so much?"

41. "Love is born with a smile, grows with a kiss, and dies with a tear."

42. "It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye."

43. "I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to live my life Wishing you were there.I'm not supposed to wonder Where you are or what you do.I'm sorry, I can't help myself, because I'm in love with you!"

44. "Someday you'll know, that I was the one for you."

45. "No one realizes the beauty of love, until you lose it."

46. "It's only after someone is gone do you realize how much you miss them..."

47. "I can't make you love me, want me,or understand me..All I can do is hope that someday you will"

48. "My Heart Was Taken By You, Broken By You And Now Is In Pieces Because Of You"

49."If a tear fell from my eyes each time I thought of you, I would have a puddle of fallen wishes."

50. "I can let go, I can forgive, I can move on, but I can't stop loving you"

51. "A rose without thorns is like love without heartbreak; it doesn't make sense."

52. "My love-lies-bleeding."

53. "If we must part forever, Give me but one kind word to think upon, And please myself with, while my heart's breaking."

54. If I don't say this now I will surely break, As I'm leaving the one I want to take

55. "As soon as forever is through, I'll be over you"

56. "Tears are words the heart can't express"

57. " La-la-la-la La-la-la-la Elmos world and we all just live in it right?... Get over yourself Elmo!

You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when..

You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real. (That's what I keep telling my friend.)
Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance. (Yes. This is true.)
Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.
When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube. (I was the one who first put it on youtube. I get to see episodes earlier thanks to Verizon FiOs.)
You just wish Channy would form already! (Heck, yeah!)
So Far So Great is always stuck i
You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town! (That's what I told my mother...she didn't believe me.)
You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms. (I alreay have one.)
Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro yo machine.
Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad! (Yes! All the time.)
You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. (Yes.)
You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
You settle things by playing musical chairs.
You do know there are 80 shades of white.
You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
You can't say no to the kiss cam.
You laugh at people who say double duty.
You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs! (Totally.)
Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it. (Still smiling.)
You repost this and are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan. (Very.)

Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance.

1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.

Another Ten Things I learned From Sonny With A Chance

1. A mop makes a great present.
2. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
3. Anyone can pull off a weird beard.
4. Chicken fingers and ski ball are a heck of a combo.
5. There is no end to the amount of lattes a person can have.
6. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.
7. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
8. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.
9. If you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.
And most importantly...
10. Even if you have been warned, and you deny it all, you can and just might fall in love with the enemy

You know you watch to much SWAC when...

1. You start answering the phone with, "Lemme hear you say heeeeeey!"
2. When you want to show your friend something, you say "Check it out! Check it out! Check it out!"
3. In the middle of lunch you start randomly talking with a New Jersey accent while twirling your hair, saying you're the 'real princess'.
4. You say ' A'ight ' in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion, all the time.
5. You like to say 'Ciiiiiircle' all the time now.
6. You stay dangerously away from skinny jeans, and whenever you see them, you point and say "Stop SPS!"
7. You know every detail about an episode at least a week in advance.
8. You randomly quote the show, even to your parents and teachers.
9. Blue eyes and blonde hair are suddenly very attractive in a guy, when they weren't before.
10. You make lists like these.
11. You get scenes flashing through your head whenever you say the word, "ow"
12. When you get really mad at someone, you accidently call them Chad
13. "Really, *name here, really?"
14. You never say 'sandwich', instead, you say 'sammich'
15. You like to name your pets/plants/siblings after characters
16. Most of the stuff you search for on google/youtube/ect. is SWAC related
17. This forum is your most-visited site on your top sites.
18. Your family/friends actually recognize when you quote the show because you do it so often.
19. You leave a room saying 'Peace out suckah!' with the peace out hand sign.
20. You purposely went to the store to find Cocoa Mocho Cocoa lipgloss, and when you didn't find it, you wrote on your own lipgloss with a sharpie
21. You talk to yourself in the mirror, just like Tawni does.
22. When eating a sammich you use the bite, wipe, and gloss method.
23. Every time you say you feel something- it's immediately followed by 'and pretty!'
24. Any time you hear banned, you think Zac Efron.
25. Whenever someone's being dramatic you shout "There's just so much drama!" and people agree, not getting the reference.
26. Whenever you see a soap opera, the first thing you think is MacKenzie falls.
27. Whenever someone says 'I love you', you have the urge to say- 'I- I'm afraid of flying' regardless of whether it was directed at you or not
28. You start answering your phone with, "*your initials* what it do?"
29. You continually channel surf on Wednesdays at 8/7 to see what channel MacKenzie Falls is on.
30. You refer to frozen yogurt as "Fro-yo".
31. Whenever you hear a dog fart, you try to decipher the message.
32. You go to a Church Play, and when the gospel singers come out in white robes swaying and singing with lights shining down from above, you automatically think it's a PSA for stopping SPS

"I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love."

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." -Dr. Suess

"If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they'd never ask you to. "

"It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you."

"Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again."

“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”

"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."

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Nothin much else to say so

Peace Out Suckas~ Chad Dylan Cooper~