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Hey, I'm luv it123 AKA, MEEEEE or Jade, whichever you prefer. My mum calls me Idiot, my brother calls me Jadle (he's five), my friends call me Moonie (see below) and my cousins call me dumb ass. Please just go with Jade. Please. Anyways, I'm the biggest Black Eyed Peas Fan you will ever know and a total book worm. Music and reading/writing makes my day!!!!! Oh, plus I love watching How I Met Your Mother. Barney is so freakin funny!!! You HAVE to watch this on YouTube if you're a HIMYM fan:

Right, well, for starters, currently I have a torn ligament. In my foot. I have to wear a moon boot. My friends call me Moonie. Lord help me... Second, I've never broken a bone!!! (Just to be on the subject of hurting myself) I've had four operations, cracked my head open, I hurt my ankle and knee all the time playing netball, and yet I've never broken a bone. WOO! And thirdly, it's my 13th in a couple of weeks. PARTY TIME! I know, I seem a little young to be writing the awesome crap I do, but my mind is already infected anyways. I watched my first M rated movie when I was 6. And I remember it. Gotta love our very caring parents!

I live off Maximum Ride. I would die without it. Seriously. I Love it. Learn it, live it, love it. Mhhhhh, loving Fang... Uh, sorry. *cough* moving on *cough*...

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...

If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read thair mind...

If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" (lol, that one makes me laugh the hardest coz I grew up with Pikachu coz of my brothers)

Repost this if you laughed...

I also love Harry Potter fanfictions, but not as much. FAXNESS (from Maximum Ride) MAKES MY DAY! It's soooo easy... the chemistry is already there, you just have to create a plot with it!

I'm in love with Fang, and if Max dies (god, I hope she doesn't, but if she does) I just want you to know, he's MINE. Forever mine. I LOVE MY FAXNESS!


the Black Eyed Peas
The Maximum Ride Series
The book Fang (until Dylan comes and Fang leaves)
Peppermint Tic-Tacs
My Laptop
My iPod
the Radio
GREYS ANATOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOVE IT!)
Howz Izz metzzz urzz Muzaaaaa (Translated to: How I Met Your Mother)
FanFiction (LEVEL OF ADDICTION OUT OF 10: 1000000000000000000000000000000)


DYLAN - Totally weird/gross. WHATS WRONG WITH FANG, JP?
MIGGY- Nuh Uh. Max is with Fang, and Iggy's with Ella or Nudge.
FIGGY - UGHH. Since when is everyone gay all of a sudden?
MYLAN - UhHggg, gross! Utter crap...
FYLAN - Even worse than Mylan. Are you TRYING to make me sick? Because honestly, you're doing a pretty good job.
Character death - tear...
Glee fanfiction - it's fine the way it is!


Twilight/Stephanie Meyer
the popular group
people in the popular group
my brothers
my friend when she says: "Oh, goodie! More Maximum Ride, not."
JUSTIN BIEBER! (Retarded guy who thinks everyone likes him. Well, I don't, Beibs. I think he's an IDIOT. A total fucking, retarded bastard.)

Couldn't resist...

Write down the names of your eleven favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1. Max

2. Nudge

3. Fang

4. Iggy

5. Gazzy

6. Ella

7. Angel

8. Jeb

9. Dylan

10. Total

11. Dr M

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mother/Daughter style? God no.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Eh. He comes third in all books I've ever read. Fang, Zach (Gallagher Girls Series) and THEN Ig. He's up there.

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

It would make much more sense, grammatically, if it was Eight getting Eleven pregnant. Just saying. And I think Max might have a fit. As usual.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Dylan? Yeah, he's usually the bad guy. Recall? Yeah, MINE *wink wink*

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nudge and Ella? Sure, if they both went lezzo.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

No comment.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eleven making out?

I think I just threw up a bit.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten

Umm... k: Fang's on a mission all on his own, but when a familiar face shows up in the romance capital, Paris, Fang can't help himself! The doggy days are over, people!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Please don't make me throw up again.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

Please. I'm begging.

14. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Heartbreak Made Me a Killer - Short Stack (Ok, so maybe I'm on HIS SIDE for this one. ONE.)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Mother/daughters action. Don't like, don't read.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um, he's in one of the one's I'm in the middle of reading...


1, What color is your toothbrush?

Umm... I think it's while and blue with a pink line around the top thing or whatever. It's electric :D

2, Name one person who made you smile today:'

My friends. On Skype. When they say the stupidest thing. LUV YA LIV AND IZZY!

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping? Like normal people?

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Typing up my new story, I think... *wink wink*

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

What ISNT my favourite candy bar?!?! Snickers. They aren't. I HATE Snickers. Am I the only one?

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Do you know many almost thirteen year olds who go to strip clubs, you pervert? Coz I sure as hell don't.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - only group of people could have inspired me to say that: My brother. GRRRR...

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?


9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water, I think. Unless I stole some Coke mixed with alcohol from my dad. WOO! DRUNK ME!

10, Do you like your wallet?

Sure. If you want...

11, What was the last thing you ate?

The chocolate black forest cake I stole from the fridge. Healthy me.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

YAS! I WENT SHOPPING YESTERDAY! I got new jeans and a top and and and and...

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Oooh, I went to the footy on Saturday night. We won. GO HAWKS! If anyone ever asks you what AFL (Australian Football League) team you go for, say the Hawthorn Hawks. Always.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Since when are their different flavors?

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

This question would be much easier to answer if my parents would LET ME HAVE MY PHONE. But no, I can't have it until my birthday (I chose the phone today, but I don't get to USE it until the 28th)

16, Ever go camping?

Am going camping at Easter! WOO!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Since when do I take vitamins? I survive purely on ice-cream and tic tacs.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No. Should I?

19, Do you have a tan?

Ish. If you count the massive tan line around my neck from the day after Christmas... it was a BAD burn... especially since it's Easter next week.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Defs. No questions asked.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

When it comes with a straw (aka, half the time.) But not at school... the awesome school that puts soda in it's vending machines doesn't have straws! GASP!

22, What did your last text message say?

See questions FIFTEEEEEEEN.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Begging my mum to give me money so I can go shopping.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A coffee table, another couch, a refection of our home computer in the window, and to my far, FAR left is our projector. Just saying.

26, What color is your watch?

Dunno, since it broke a LOOOONGGGG time ago.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


28, What is your birthstone?

What's yours, weirdo?

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Go in. The drive thru is for fat people.

30, What is your favorite number?

8... its sooooooooo swirlyyyyyyyyyyy

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Liv. She hung up on me.

32, Any plans today?

Um, bed? It's 10:12pm!!!

33, How many states have you lived in?

Ummmmm... a number? Countries would be better question. Lets just say I've been to 5 schools. And I'm 13.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Umm... my brothers. GRRRR

35, Last song listened to?

My iTunes says it was The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, but I swear I listened to Light Up The Night by the Black Eyed Peas after that! Dumb iTunes.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?


37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?


38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Um, I got my boots about 3 hours ago, and haven't taken them off since. Point taken.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yeah, Max. MAXIE MAX MAX MAX. Damit, she has the hottest boyfriend in the world and I have no one.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know. Are YOU? I wouldn't be surprised, I'm awesome just have the AWESOMEST PHONE (I got it for my birthday)

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes. My friends. And this guy I have a massive crush on. His name's Oscar :D

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Do 13 year olds NORMALLY have children???

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Whatever there is for me to do.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Tiz called an enemy.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Eh, sometimes.

46, What color is your car?


47, Do you like cats?

Ooh, Mum says we can get one. A Russian Blue or somethingggggg WOO! Zay are like dog-cats. They play fetch.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Mayyyybeeee, maybe notttt

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

In Australia we have something much better than Six Flags. It's called Luna Park... WHOOP WHOOP!

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't know. I'm not some kind of 'self expert!'

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that apply to you.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I READ MANGAS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos and walk around drinking beer. (although, beer is quite nice. Isn't it sad I'm writing the truth there and I'm VERY underage...)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich. (Ok, so my parents are rich, but I'm not. See the difference?)
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.


If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a stack of Maximum Ride books next to your bed, copy and paste this into your profile
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (It's really easy to do with crutches, ok? And I'm getting better... I've only tripped over air four times today!)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (My life explained in under 20 words)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I have actually. My cousin is quite a good punching bag... and he's too manly to hit a girl. Sometimes.)
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. (What? It was funny!)
If you read people's profiles to find something to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend(s) are insane, put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy this on your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (A Very Potter Musical is funny ok?)
If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. (NO! PLEASE! NOT INTO THE LIGHT! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile. (You want your chapters? WAIT FOR THEM.)
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
You spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (I don't live under a rock... I write them too!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (I was wondering who it was!)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Well, maybe I have... I can't remember, life's to awesome to notice)
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile. (BWHAHAHAHA. And I will be their leader!)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. (My mummy was going into hospital, ok? *bambi eyes*)
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. (Let's just say it involves one of the most famous football players in Australia)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile. (My mum's threatened to take me to a Mental Institution at least four (*cough* -teen *cough*) times.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Greta, you little *beeeeeeeeeeeep*)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Who needs drugs when you have Junior School Social Services to break into and $20 in your pocket? They get you to the same place: Rolling around on the grass screaming your ass off. Then when your done with that you can sit a bench and start talking randomly in French. Life's good right? Especially when that's seriously happened.)
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (The thing that confuses me is that all the popular girls want to be my friend...)
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (Only I ain't American.)
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (School uniform. Haven't worn it for weeks. I hurt my foot about two weeks ago and haven't worn it since. I helps that it's holidays now too.)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG, YOU BASTARD, WHY THE F*CK DID YOU LEAVE? GGGGGRRRRR!)

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

Ahhh, life's good...

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Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
The name of the game is Fax by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
Fax. Fax, Fax, Fax, Fax, with a bit of Eggy/Illa. That's all there is to say. Fax. Rated T for, well, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Fang, Max
A Really Long Fake Holiday by cassandrahearts reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella, and DR. M go on a vacation for 11 days to Florida. Max & Fang's relationship develops, and so does Iggy & Ella's. FLUFF! FAX, EGGY! Please read, the first few chapters aren't that good but it get's amazing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Trouble in Paradise by personableperson reviews
Fang thinks Max's life is perfect. She lives in one of the richest and nicest places in the entire state, and he is poor. But, he's wrong. Max is abused. The only thing she is focused on is keeping her siblings safe. Slowly they become friends. all human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Max, Fang
Lose Yourself by Mollypolly55 reviews
"When I was three, my mom died... And two years later, my dad had a bad day at work, I guess. That was the first day he hit me. Hitting turned into mental abuse. And I guess he got off on that. Because when I was ten... he started touching me." And OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Since when was i the new girl? by MeThinks-I-Like-Books reviews
Jeb leaves max to go on a scientific project and sends her to live with her mom valencia martinez in her big english country house with her kids, ella, gazzy and angel. What will max think of them and their neighbours, especially Fang? All human. R&R FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lockdown by Ilovejolly16 reviews
Six teenagers trapped in a highschool fighting the ultimate battle of survival. It isnt a drill, it isnt a prank. But answer me this. How long could you survive in a Lockdown? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Max, Fang
New Beginnings by Hollow16 reviews
Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Camping Trip Of A Life Time by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
"Max how do you feel about camping?" He asked. My mouth drops open, "Huh?" I asked confused. Is anyone else confused because how is that have anything to do with the outcome of... Some are human, some aren't. And Fax! Full summary inside. Please give it a chance. Review too!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Assembling the Pieces by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
The Sequel to 'The Missing Piece! You don't have to read the first story to get this one. There's drama, romance, betrayal & confusion, Who will be the leader? Everyone in the Flock has a new destiny, will they accept or fight it? FAX! COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,418 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Missing Piece by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
POST FANG! FAX! Ok, I hated the ending of FANG, so before James Patterson does anything else, I have to fix the cliffy that he left us to deal with. Much better than it sounds and gets better and better with each chapter! FAX! Needs Reviews! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,793 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Life Without My Lover by bookluv1 reviews
Fang's gone and, of course, Max is devastated. But she still has one final job to do; save the world. But what will happen after the task is completed and what will become of our beloved flock?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Max, Fang
I Don't Like Your Girlfriend by HicksyPixie13 reviews
Maximum Ride is a global superstar, but she's being forced to go to school. And meets the boy of her dreams... but he's taken... Can she make him see she's the girl for him? FAX Ok summary sucks! All Human Read if you don't like Ella
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,045 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
chatroom secrets by flygirl101 reviews
let max fang iggy nudge gazzy angel and ella into a chat room and see what happens
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Max
Getting Older by lindsay1234567 reviews
What happens when the flock gets jobs? Everyone is older. Fax, Eggy, Nazzy and Arangel. Rated t for later chapters. Read and review, it's good and unique!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,107 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Eyeliner by BeautifulxxDisasterx reviews
During her stay at Anne's house, Max decides to try out make-up, a suggestion made by Anne, to seem more normal. Fang decides he's going to try it out, too. Let's just say that this turns into something much more than eyeliner application. FAX Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Freaks That We Are by AllytheThird reviews
Max is having a bit of a tough time understatement . Fang is avoiding her, there are new things that fight better than flyboys, Nudge is going through puberty etc. etc. FAX begins in Chapter seven, I update OFTEN! Please REad...:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,983 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
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My Life, My Love and My Lover reviews
Max and Fang start to get a little more heated. Basically the life of Max and the Flock. Major Faxness and a little Eggy. A lot better than it sounds I hope. I suck at summaries, so be nice and just read. r&r! POST FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Max, Fang
The Songs Of My Life reviews
A collection of Maximum Ride song fics, written in different times and places and different POV. glee cast, fergie, all that sorta stuff. mostly fax but some flock stuff. enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete