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Joined 02-06-10, id: 2244606, Profile Updated: 10-12-12
Author has written 5 stories for Cartoon X-overs, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Hallo peoples! Welcome to my page!


Note of the day:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumty had a great fall. All the king's horses, and all the king's men... were too damn lazy and went to get a slice of pizza.


UPDATE 10/28/11: WOW. It's been a whole month since I updated! I've been reeaally slow lately. Any way, I have a deviantart, pyrze4132. Not much stuff here, yet. But I will add things like how-to-draws, and comics. Stay tuned!

UPDATE 9/28/11: I now have a new story! I've seriously been waiting for inspiration for days. Maybe months. I was watching a murder mystery when I thought, "hey, why not there be a SpongeBob version?". So, "The What Zit Too Your Mystery?" is born! Check it out! I hope it'll make you laugh.

UPDATE 9/21/11: Wow, I seriously have nothing to say today... hmm... you read any good books lately?

UPDATE 9/14/11: Just got a new game today, for my Nintendo 3DS. SpongeBob Squigglepants. If you ever played Warioware before, this is just like it.


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One Thousand and Counting by Ergoemos reviews
What if it wasn't a simple act of homework that released the Brigade from their endless summer vacation? What if the end didn't come as years faded into decades into centuries? How can the brigade cope with the growing weight of time?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Itsuki K., Kyon, Mikuru A., Yuki N. - Complete
Right There by AuoraBlaze reviews
Sandy is in love, and Spongebob is going to 'help! Spandy. c: -back to updating-
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sandy, SpongeBob
Plankton's Eye View by Monica Gilbey-Bieber reviews
After ten years in prison, Plankton has been given a second chance to redeem himself and turn his life around, which is something that is almost impossible at his current bitter state, but he will take the chance. This is my first serious fanfic. Enjoy!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Plankton - Complete
Closure by SXR123 reviews
Kyon travels several years into the future and finds out a terrible truth: His death.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Felony by Third Kind reviews
Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Plankton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy - Complete
E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics by E350 reviews
Rated for mild crude humour. E350 has gathered up characters from shows we like and avowed to review fanfictions - the good, the bad, and the plain wacky. And no - he isn't ripping of Mystery Science Theatre. Or the Nostalgia Critic. Honest.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,455 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Quest For Poseidon by E350 reviews
King Neptune has been overthrown by his brother, who has trapped Bikini Bottom in a bottle. In order to save the town, Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy must venture to the city of Poseidon and find Mindy, but it isn't an easy jouney. SB/SC, rated for safety.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - SpongeBob, Sandy
The Vortex by Capertadia reviews
Two different worlds. One for current toons, and one for rejects. But they've got another thing coming for them. A creature that plans to change everything. Forvever.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012
Prisoner of Love by Michael J.J reviews
Todd loses a bet, now he has to be Maurecia's boyfriend for a week! Will it drive him crazy, or will it change his life?
Wayside - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008
Home by E350 reviews
Gary is very sick and Sandy is being forced to leave Bikini Bottom. All in all, this is not a good time for Spongebob Squarepants, and it's only going to get worse. Rated for some dramatic themes; Spandy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
Keeper of the Spatula by SOLmaster reviews
SpongeBob and friends journey to the Arctic Ocean to throw a possessed golden spatula into a volcano to destroy it. Will they make it before Plankton gets it or will its curse overcome SpongeBob? Read and Review. Complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - SpongeBob, Plankton - Complete
Capt BlackPants & the Pirate Toonribbean Adventure by SOLmaster reviews
fanfic series. Jimmy, Timmy, and Danny travel the seas and have many pirate adventures as they search for treasure with their favorite pirate captain, SpongeBob BlackPants. Read & Review. VACATION OF RETIREMENT PART 3 IS UP!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 247,528 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Halloween Unspectacular by E350 reviews
Thirty-One Days. Thirty-One Doodles. Join us, as we count down to All Hallows Eve! Ratings and genres may vary, requests will be considered.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,022 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
The Room: Spongebob Edition by LeonPianta reviews
Thirteen Bikini Bottomites try to win 1,000,000 Sand Dollars. They must stay in a single, blank room for longer than any of the others. Who will stay in The Room the longest? Who will go crazy? And who will be hated and voted off? Find out in The Room!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/18/2007
iSay I Do by coffee-stained lips reviews
A viewer sends in a challenge for Sam and Freddie: pretend to be married for a week! Response to a challenge by angels.02.music
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,137 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Squirrelbob Furpants by Leesydreamy reviews
Plankton finds a magic crystal and makes a deal with Spongebob, turning him into a squirrel. can he get sandy to fall in love with him in only one week? open for reviews. PLEASE BE NICE. this is my first story. CHAPTER 15 up: The chase
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,035 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - SpongeBob, Sandy
Gone 2 by SterlingSilverWolf reviews
My very first SB fanfic. this is a sequal to the episode "Gone" and this one has a twist to it...this time Spongebob is gone! how will the people of Bikini Bottom react. read to find out. Please R&R&ENJOY!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,599 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008
The Romeo That Never Was by TheShinningLight reviews
A talent scout comes by and decides to create a play with all people of bikini bottom.Everyone is pretty much stoked.Except Spongebob who knows nothing about the play.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
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SpongeBob OCs: A Fan Guide reviews
Characters that come from us are always accepted into a certain genre. You just have to be careful how you use them; specifically, fanfics. As we go through a simple SpongeBob plot line, I'll change up the characters. If you want to publish your first story, you might want to read this. ;)
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013
SpongeBob's Journal reviews
SpongeBob just got a new journal for Christmas, and he's going to record what happens on each and every day of his life for 2012. MAY NOW UP!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - SpongeBob
Whatzit Too Your Mystery? reviews
Mr. What Zit TooYa has been killed, and it's up to Terry, expert detective, to figure out who, out of 8 suspects, caused this. No actual violence in this story, just rated K plus, for reference of murder.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011
SpongeBob and The High Seas reviews
This is a spin-off series about how five Bikini Bottomers come together in a band and have weird and funny adventures. SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, and Mindy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010
All That: Nicktoons Style reviews
My favorite things on T.V. are All That and Nicktoons, so why not put them together! Oh, and All That is a comedy sketch that used to be on nick if you didn't know. Please be nice! This is my first story! NOW COMPLETE!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete