"It looked so sad and empty when it only had ice in it. Poor glass lonely without it's alcohol." - Hate You Ch. 15
"Seeing that made me almost feel bad for Royce. That crazy harpy was the last thing he saw before he died." - Atlas Shrugged Ch. 2
Bella: "WHAT? No! I got Jake to let you change me! I was all excited to have been proactive!"
Edward: "Jake agreed? What did you do, promise him your first born?" - Atlas Shrugged Ch. 9
"It’s like God forgot to hit the off switch when he was doling out your sexiness quota." - The Spy Who Loved Me Ch. 6
"SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM" - John Mayer
"The man you love will want you in his arms the moment he sees you. He will be the one you embrace first." - Chain Me Free Ch. 18
That 90's kid
Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid
You’re a 90’s kid if:
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular
You remember The Original Game Boy
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny
You remember watching
-The 1st Batman
-The Magic School Bus
-Step by Step
-The original Power Rangers
Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.
POKEMON!! (The original, not all this new shit that's out)
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
You had a favorite song of ALL TIME
Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
When everything was settled by:
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
When everyone watched the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain from Arthur would finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Get Over Here!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. (Every single f-ing time.)
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool
You remember those Where’s Waldo books
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum
You remember Ring Pops
You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
Silver dollars, which were cool to have
If you even know what an original walkman is
You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace
Before the MySpace frenzy
Before the Internet & text messaging
Before Sidekicks & iPods
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360
When we were younger:
Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear.
You're a 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 15-20 times. . .
HAHA!!! Even though I DO love the movie, this IS pretty funny! :D
And so is this
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
-Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
-I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
-Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
-You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
-When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you
-Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
-Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES
-Hello are you married? Yes Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
-You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
-Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
To the world he was Edward Cullen: Hollywood IT Boy. To me, he was my ex boyfriend and to him I was just the girl he left behind.
AMAZING story, it's only 3 chapters in so far, but GOD there's a scene in Ch 3 that just PULLS at your heart.