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Author has written 10 stories for Robin Hood, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Spider-Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Smallville.

At the moment my biggest project is my "death of mary sue" series. Alex is a mary sue slayer who travels to different fandoms, giving each and every sue the horrible death they deserve. The latest one is Death of Mary Sue 4: Super Sues

If you review one of my stories, I'll review one of yours.

Completed Work:

The Death of Mary Sue

Princess Starr has it all, she single handedly saved Middle Earth from destruction, married Prince Legolas and is loved and adored by all, and she did it all without messing up her hair! But little does she know, a predator lurks in the shadows ready to rip her apart...

Meet Alex, Defender of Cannon, Protector of Sanity and Mary Sue Slayer. Journey with her from world to world as she gives Mary Sues the horrible end they deserve

This one I'm thinking of editing. Not changing any major details, just polishing it up a bit.

The Death of Mary Sue 2: Hogwarts Edition

Ever want to see Harry's "long lost sister" get stabbed to death? Want to see Snape's daughter get ribbed apart by radio-active spider monkeys? You've come to the right place! Alex, our favourite sue-slayer travels to Hogwarts to continue her work.

The Spider-man theme song translated

I prove one and for all that online translators aren't all that reliable as I run the Spider-man theme song through babel fish, and here are the (very strange) results.

Robin Hood: The low budget version

Something I wrote in highschool, and I am planning on editing it.

Current Projects

The Death of Mary Sue 4: Super Sues

The latest in the sue slayer saga; after losing Celeste in Pirates, Alex, Raven and Alice track the Mary sue queen to Smallville where they must defend the DC universe from the mary sue swarm and defeat Celeste once and for all.

Redeption of a Sue:

I know it's taking a while to update The Death of Mary Sue 4 so in the meantime I'm working on Raven's origin story. I haven't posted this up yet, but I will soon.

Persephone "Raven" Riddle was cured of suedom after an encounter with she sue slayer Alex, and now she joins her as a slayer. But before she was Raven she was Helen, an outcast teenager who wanted nothing more than to lead the "perfect" life of the mary sue character she created. After being humiliated by her class mates she is offered the chance to join the Mary sue academy and become her beloved Persephone for real. At first it seems like a dream come true, perfect looks, perfect powers and the perfect boyfriend with zero consequences. But then Raven begins to question the Sue way of life and realises why perfect doesn't work and grows and develops into a healthy character as she realizes the true nature of the universe and what it ultimatly means to be human. (This story may also tell the story of Alex and Raven's adventures in the marvel world, which they have referred to in both Pirates and Super Sues.)

Discontinued

The Adventures of Morgan Jones

My first attempt at an anti-sue story. A girl is sucked into middle earth and is attacked by sue slayers. Discontinued.

Hippy Potthead and the Philosipher Got Stoned

A spoof of the first Harry Potter story, based on both the books and the movies. This is a case of "show cancelled due to low ratings." May continue with this one if people are interested.

Future Projects:

Animal Instincts

A Twilight/Maximum Ride crossover. The Flock have been pretty good at survival and so far they've handled everything that comes their way. This is mostly due to the "suvival" rules set down by Max; no making friends with humans, can't stay in one place for very long and when it comes down to it they can only depend on each other. But then they pass through the small town of Forks a complication arises as Bradley, one of the youngest members of the Quilente pack, imprints on a Flock member and the Vulturi set their sights on Max and Co. Is this one battle the flock can't win?

(A/N: This story probably won't happen until I'm done with my sue slayer projects and if anything thinks this story is a good idea let me know)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because the world needs more children and a global population of 6 billion isn't quite enough.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

From the profile of Sakuyo the trickster goddess

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, O Wingless One, Boekincho- at your service, The Dark Moose,Creamsoda92, Creativesprite

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (I wish, I think it would be awsome to be green)
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (that actually sounds like a lot of fun)
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.

I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio and bold what traits you have.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

If you'd watch the olympics if they played dungeons and dragons, post this into your profile

If you don't like reposting sad "copy and paste this into your profile" stories that end with "if you don't copy and paste this then you're a COLD HEARTLESS MONSTER", copy and paste this into your profile. It doesn't make us cold hearted monsters, we just show our support in different ways

Seriously, I think re-posting poems and stuff about social issues like gay right and child abuse into your profile is a great way of showing solidairity and raising awareness by showing you care, I think it's a good idea, after all I have done this with the stuff up there about gay rights, sterotypes and how you should be who you are, I just don't believe in bullying people into doing likewise. Saying "repost this if you believe XXXX is wrong" is good, it shows you care and encourages people to do the same thing and raise awareness, but saying "you're a cold heartless monster if you don't is wrong. I think there's a big difference between encourage people to follow your example and bullying people into it. After all, rage and hate is what's causing most of these issues in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, I love most of these things when I read them on other profiles and I think they really hightlight the issue, yes some of them are really sad but sometimes that's what it takes to get people to pay attention to the issue. If people want to copy and paste them then that's good, after all I have something on my profile about homophobia and I have asked people to repost it if they agree with me, but I don't tell people there's something wrong with them and they don't. I'm not hating on people who say "copy and paste if you believe xxxx" and that would be hypocritical since I have done that, I just don't think you need to include the bit at the end that says "you're a horrible person if you don't repost this." I think that's where it kinda crosses the line when you're at the point where you're abusing people about it.
If someone doesn't repost it, it doesn't make them a horrible person and it doesn't mean that they don't believe that this issue is wrong, we all show our support in different ways. I apologise if I sound preachy, I just really don't like putting that kind of pressure on someone

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Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Moving On and Moving Forward by AKEMI SHIKON reviews
What if, in New Moon, Edward never came back? What if Jasper comes back? What will happen? So many questions that have two simple answers: move on and move forward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,086 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Spider Girl II: Mask of Anubis by Tokoyo reviews
Anubis has struck. The unthinkable has happened. Mayday's choice has been made. There's no turning back now.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,302 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003
The Care and Keeping of Your Time Lord by Spoofmaster reviews
Set after the events of The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. The Doctor finds a somewhat...unconventional...way to "keep" the Master onboard his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
A Hospital In Jersey II by Brooklynnx reviews
Dr. House's new obsession with Spider-Man takes him to New York, where he wants to know the face under the mask. But how far will he go to achieve his goal? Will he help in the creation of one of Spider-Man's greatest foes?
Crossover - Spider-Man & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,383 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008
Shadows of the Sun by MissCountrySweet reviews
As I glanced up and into the eyes of my Jacob, I smiled and pressed my hand to his heart. And for the first time in my life, I felt...free. Jacob/Bella. Edward may have had the power of an eclipse, but sun can shine through almost anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Brick by therisingharvestmoon reviews
Carlisle finds his singer, a sad, lonely teenager. Will his compassion be enough to save her? C/OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Carlisle
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Sam and Dean meet the fangirls by JeffersonStarship reviews
A multi chapter fic following Sam and Dean's adventures with some fangirls. Sheer madness ensues!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Elflings at Heart by Mystic Winter reviews
A cute story about Legolas, Estel, Legolas's siblings, Arwen, Elladan, and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Aussicus Crocodillio Huntus by Ciya reviews
Steve Irwin of 'Crocodile Hunter' fame meets the Winchesters. Crack!fic all the way. Co-written with Jamieo-O at SN dot tv.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Then Direct You Into My Arms by blueandblack reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella, Jacob, Victoria and the pack. There will be Edward later, but not as a result of cliff-diving and Tuscan suicide attempts. Jacob/Bella, some Edward/Bella, some Sam/Emily/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
A Transformation by Robot Maddness Strikes reviews
Has Bombalurina always been the pretty, hot, totally snazzy queen that all the toms adore? Of course not!It was only through the help of some, um, very interesting cats that she was able to attract the attention of her crush.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006
A Very Strange Event by The Mad Maiden reviews
Red vs Blue: There's a wedding at Blood Gulch. Who's getting married though? Pairings are listed inside.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Twiliator by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Donut: A Red vs Blue Tale by Alaskan Assassin reviews
Its Donuts' turn now! sorry its kinda late... I kept walking in on him in his bubble baths... 'And I am the helpful narrator. A faceless voice used by poor writers. '
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
How to annoy the wolfs rain group rebornrevised by wolfsrainbabe reviews
The title says all, i guarentee that you will get kicked out within the first few seconds of being with the gang if you do these right
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007
Tex: A Red vs Blue Tale by Alaskan Assassin reviews
Tex's Turn... With her Permission of Course. 'I don't have treads, but I often find them staring at things they really shouldn't be...'
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Red vs Blue Espionage and Gays by All That Is Legendary reviews
Red vs. Blue fanfic Rated M for lang. and weird situations. Format based off Aseret Kitsune's work. Sarge needs Grif to spy on the blues...a very interesting conversation occurs.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Grif: A Red vs Blue Tale by Alaskan Assassin reviews
This time we are invading the personal bubble of Grif! 'I picked the wrong day to quit smoking. and Drinking. and eating hoho's. im gonna go eat some dirt...'
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
First Day As a Grand Champion by The Penguin Squad reviews
My first day as a grand champion of the arena. Oh the fans! Oh that one fan that won't leave me alone... Oh the suffering. This was a planned oneshot but everyone liked it so much so I continued! Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006
The Perils of MarySues by purplediamond7 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow confronts the most dangerous enemy of all... a MarySue! Okay, now a lot more than one!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Edward is Pissed by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Alright, you think you know the end to Edward Scissorhands? You don't know nothing. Edward comes back after sixty years ina freaking castle and he is mad. Mad, baby MAD. Oneshot. R n' R... por favor!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Blaze's SpiderMan the first movie Spoof by StarBlazerM31 reviews
Blaze's warped version of the first SpiderMan movie. I don't think it will ever be finished, but read if you're up for a laugh...and the interjections of an annoying Gobby fangirl.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2002
The Hunting of the Sue by TheDreamChild reviews
When Sues invade ME, a modern girl finds herself helping a band of rangers get rid of them. But how are the Sues getting in, and why? Plot twists and all kinds of humor, R&R or no updates. Gets longer as you go.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Love is Blind by SecretKeeper2 reviews
Ch5 :EDITED: Even after the Ysandir had vanished, her clothing had still been missing. Jon had given her his tunic, but as inadequate and unwomanly as she was, there were some things that couldn't remain hidden... alternate ItHotG
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The Fellowship of the Bra by Spoofmaster reviews
The Fellowship of the Bra begin their quest to Mordor. Dyslexic elves, delinquent hobbits, pothead wizards, and horny future kings abound. It may sound like a slash or sex fic, but it isn't, because those suck. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
MartyStu Mockfest by nak425 reviews
This is straight off of the Noble Platypus' Mary-Sue Mockfest. A male college student is taken to be a character in one of Celestina Windbreaker's stories. mm pairing. Rated for later chapters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
James and the Giant Orange by eMu3 reviews
When the absence of a teacher leaves a block open at Hogwarts, a theatre program is started! Hilarity ensues. :) Co-written with Chikin who does not have an ff.net account
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue by Isildurs Bane reviews
What should happen to all Mary Sues!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2002
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The Death of Mary Sue 4: Super Sues reviews
Sick of "Lana's prettier cousin" and Clark's "pretty long lost twin sister?" You've come to the right place. Alice, Alex and Raven are mary sue slayers, giving each and every Mary Sue the horrible death they deserve while hunting for Celeste the Sue Queen
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Clark K./Superman
The Death of Mary Sue 3: Pirates of the Caribbean reviews
Ever wanted to see Jack's only daughter fed to the sharks? Ever wanted to see Will's only sister forced to walk the plank? You've come to the right place. Sue slayers, Alex and Alice team up to give each and every Mary Sue the horrible death they deserve.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009
Graverobbers will be executed on sight! reviews
Graverobber interprets the sign a little more literally and figures out a way to increase his profits at the same time, multiple Graverobbers, that's how!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue: My Immortal Returns reviews
Alex Arganough is an experienced sue slayer, together with her new partner, and recently rehabilitate sue Raven, they take on the biggest sue of all, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue 2: Hogwarts edition reviews
Ever wanted to see Harry's sister get stabbed to death? Want to see Snape's daughter get ripped apart by monkeys? The sequal to "the death of Mary sue", this time our favourite hunter travels to Hogwarts to give every mary sue the death they deserve
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
The Death of Mary sue reviews
Mary Sue dies the horrible death she deserves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The SpiderMan theme song translated reviews
Why online translators aren't that reliable
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Hippy Pothead and the Philosipher got stoned reviews
A Harry Potter Parady. It's weird and kinda dumb but I'll let you be the judge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Adventures of Morgan Jones reviews
Summery: Morgan is a grumpy Goth and her little sister is just the opposite. It’s bad enough that they get stuck in Middle Earth together but what happens when they get attacked by Mary Sue hunters? Can she convince them she’s innocent?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006
Robin Hood, the low budget version reviews
The adventures of Robin Hood on a low budget. Little Jon's a women, Robin's an idiot and Allan Adale is a depresssed rock star. Enjoy!
Robin Hood - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
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