Author has written 10 stories for Robin Hood, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Spider-Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Smallville.
At the moment my biggest project is my "death of mary sue" series. Alex is a mary sue slayer who travels to different fandoms, giving each and every sue the horrible death they deserve. The latest one is Death of Mary Sue 4: Super Sues
If you review one of my stories, I'll review one of yours.
The Death of Mary Sue
Princess Starr has it all, she single handedly saved Middle Earth from destruction, married Prince Legolas and is loved and adored by all, and she did it all without messing up her hair! But little does she know, a predator lurks in the shadows ready to rip her apart...
Meet Alex, Defender of Cannon, Protector of Sanity and Mary Sue Slayer. Journey with her from world to world as she gives Mary Sues the horrible end they deserve
This one I'm thinking of editing. Not changing any major details, just polishing it up a bit.
The Death of Mary Sue 2: Hogwarts Edition
Ever want to see Harry's "long lost sister" get stabbed to death? Want to see Snape's daughter get ribbed apart by radio-active spider monkeys? You've come to the right place! Alex, our favourite sue-slayer travels to Hogwarts to continue her work.
The Spider-man theme song translated
I prove one and for all that online translators aren't all that reliable as I run the Spider-man theme song through babel fish, and here are the (very strange) results.
Robin Hood: The low budget version
Something I wrote in highschool, and I am planning on editing it.
The Death of Mary Sue 4: Super Sues
The latest in the sue slayer saga; after losing Celeste in Pirates, Alex, Raven and Alice track the Mary sue queen to Smallville where they must defend the DC universe from the mary sue swarm and defeat Celeste once and for all.
Redeption of a Sue:
I know it's taking a while to update The Death of Mary Sue 4 so in the meantime I'm working on Raven's origin story. I haven't posted this up yet, but I will soon.
Persephone "Raven" Riddle was cured of suedom after an encounter with she sue slayer Alex, and now she joins her as a slayer. But before she was Raven she was Helen, an outcast teenager who wanted nothing more than to lead the "perfect" life of the mary sue character she created. After being humiliated by her class mates she is offered the chance to join the Mary sue academy and become her beloved Persephone for real. At first it seems like a dream come true, perfect looks, perfect powers and the perfect boyfriend with zero consequences. But then Raven begins to question the Sue way of life and realises why perfect doesn't work and grows and develops into a healthy character as she realizes the true nature of the universe and what it ultimatly means to be human. (This story may also tell the story of Alex and Raven's adventures in the marvel world, which they have referred to in both Pirates and Super Sues.)
The Adventures of Morgan Jones
My first attempt at an anti-sue story. A girl is sucked into middle earth and is attacked by sue slayers. Discontinued.
Hippy Potthead and the Philosipher Got Stoned
A spoof of the first Harry Potter story, based on both the books and the movies. This is a case of "show cancelled due to low ratings." May continue with this one if people are interested.
A Twilight/Maximum Ride crossover. The Flock have been pretty good at survival and so far they've handled everything that comes their way. This is mostly due to the "suvival" rules set down by Max; no making friends with humans, can't stay in one place for very long and when it comes down to it they can only depend on each other. But then they pass through the small town of Forks a complication arises as Bradley, one of the youngest members of the Quilente pack, imprints on a Flock member and the Vulturi set their sights on Max and Co. Is this one battle the flock can't win?
(A/N: This story probably won't happen until I'm done with my sue slayer projects and if anything thinks this story is a good idea let me know)
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because the world needs more children and a global population of 6 billion isn't quite enough.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
From the profile of Sakuyo the trickster goddess
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, O Wingless One, Boekincho- at your service, The Dark Moose,Creamsoda92, Creativesprite
I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio and bold what traits you have.
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This is Bunny.
If you'd watch the olympics if they played dungeons and dragons, post this into your profile
If you don't like reposting sad "copy and paste this into your profile" stories that end with "if you don't copy and paste this then you're a COLD HEARTLESS MONSTER", copy and paste this into your profile. It doesn't make us cold hearted monsters, we just show our support in different ways
Seriously, I think re-posting poems and stuff about social issues like gay right and child abuse into your profile is a great way of showing solidairity and raising awareness by showing you care, I think it's a good idea, after all I have done this with the stuff up there about gay rights, sterotypes and how you should be who you are, I just don't believe in bullying people into doing likewise. Saying "repost this if you believe XXXX is wrong" is good, it shows you care and encourages people to do the same thing and raise awareness, but saying "you're a cold heartless monster if you don't is wrong. I think there's a big difference between encourage people to follow your example and bullying people into it. After all, rage and hate is what's causing most of these issues in the first place.
Don't get me wrong, I love most of these things when I read them on other profiles and I think they really hightlight the issue, yes some of them are really sad but sometimes that's what it takes to get people to pay attention to the issue. If people want to copy and paste them then that's good, after all I have something on my profile about homophobia and I have asked people to repost it if they agree with me, but I don't tell people there's something wrong with them and they don't. I'm not hating on people who say "copy and paste if you believe xxxx" and that would be hypocritical since I have done that, I just don't think you need to include the bit at the end that says "you're a horrible person if you don't repost this." I think that's where it kinda crosses the line when you're at the point where you're abusing people about it.
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