JustCallMeRaffles
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Joined 02-07-10, id: 2245393, Profile Updated: 11-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Right, this is the part when I introduce myself. Here goes... 'Lo there! My name's Raffles. I'm 17 and I live in a city in northern England that's built on seven hills and is responsible for inventing both stainless steel and football. I'm also nicknamed after a fictional Victorian jewel thief. Beat that!

Raffles likes: Music (rock, metal, punk etc.), drawing, The Addams Family, mosh pits, Monty Python, the Harry Potter series, Remus Lupin (okay, so likes is an understatement), necrophilia jokes, The Lord of The Rings, zombies, extremely gory films (and I'm talking stuff like August Underground), posters, marvel and playing guitar.

Raffles dislikes/hates: Chavs, Hipsters, people who wear band merch when they don't like the band, the conservative government, people who leave doors open, people who leave curtains open, Shell (the oil company that's going to destroy the arctic), people who kill Remus Lupin, people who are cruel to animals, people who have their heads stuck up their own arses, spiders, people who tell me off for swearing, most of the human race and the band letlive.

I apologise for my lack of fics. It's the first time I've been able to login to my FF account in ages. Miracle will be the main story I'm working on at the moment and I'm going to put Nightmares on hiatus while I think up some more of a plot. I've fallen out with Twilight so all those fics are deleted. All that's left is for me to say: 'I'M BACK!'


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Bubble-gum Pink Moon by MarauderWitch reviews
Remus was a stubborn man, but Tonks'd prove to him that she could be even more either to show him that they should be in a relationship and start a life together or to bet on their baby's gender and choose the nursery's colour. From the end of GoF until the end of DH, centred on Remus and Dora and how they turned each other's world upside down with laughter, tears and love. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 312,817 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] Sirius B., Alastor M.
Employment by pseudo-vulture reviews
Times have been hard in the Lupin household so Remus starts looking for a new job. He knew working for the notorious Addams Family was going to be different but he never expected this... [Remus Lupin/Gomez Addams]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Remus L., Gomez A.
Memories by pseudo-vulture reviews
Particularly brief one-shot on Remus Lupin's reaction to meeting Harry on the Hogwarts Express. (Set during Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Complete
Remus Lupin's Guide to Successful Courting by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,684 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Sex Pistol by ArtificialAorta reviews
Punk guitarist Remus Lupin was never been a big fan of popular band 'The Marauders', but with a chance like this, how could he resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,930 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Finding Forever by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
With Bella's life in danger, Edward asks Carlisle to get her out of Forks. But as the city of Paris soon surrounds them with new friends, enemies and adventure, it also begins to show them that love can be shared even between the unlikeliest of people. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Forest Of Blood by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Post-Apocalyptic. Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, and Fabian and Gideon Prewett must do all they can to keep themselves as well as their friends alive. Better Summary inside. Please read! MAJOR 'M' RATED NON MAGIC AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Meet The Order of the Phoenix by SweetDeamon reviews
"Well" Dora said as she climbed into bed beside her husband. "This is all rather impressive, apparently you've managed to single handedly declare war upon the Ministry for Magic! Well I hope you're pleased with yourself!" "I am." came the simple response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,028 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - OC, Teddy L. - Complete
Only What You Need by the ersatz diplomat reviews
After the loss of a friend, the Order's two token shapeshifting freaks find comfort in the bottom of several bottles and in each other .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Meet The Lupins by SweetDeamon reviews
"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,217 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Starlight by Abbie1212 reviews
Sequel to Trip Around the Sun. Charlie leaves with Kate, leaving Bella to live with the Cullens. she is upset, and Carlisle helps her with missing Charlie. But something will taint his plans, and they're much worse than the pack... Read. Enjoy. Review :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,737 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
Dad? by SVUCSIWTRDOOLluver reviews
This is mostly a Carlisle/Bella father/daughter fic, and there's a character death. Basically, the Cullens, mostly Carlisle, help Bella cope with the death of her father. R&R and let me know if I did okay! Chapter 5 is up, now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
A Stroll In The Park by darkswanqueenredybeautysw reviews
The entire family goes to the park, but could it get bad with mrs newton there? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The One For Me by belladonnanoir reviews
Bella meets her soul mate in Carlisle but has to deal with drama along the way including dealing with Edwards growing obsession with her
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,455 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Step Into the Night by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Remus and Tonks- an unlikely duo. Can a Punkrock Auror and Deceivingly Quiet Professor-ish Werewolf make it work? Place your bets now! 31 chapters, OoTP through HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,564 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Blurring the Lines by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullens and Jacob go to Hogwarts to protect it from Voldemort and become witches and wizards. Better summary inside, please read if you like Twilight or Harry Potter or BOTH, like me! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Inside Out by Abbie1212 reviews
Sequel to Bridges So read that first if you didn't already Bella left and now Carlisle's confused, hurt and trying to figure out how to get her back... Read. Enjoy. Review... : Very Angsty... if you read Bridges please continue with this one...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by ishandtwofourths reviews
POA-era. Allegations of fraud are made against former professor Gilderoy Lockhart, and Auror Trainee Tonks is assigned the case. It was supposed to be a simple job, but when she meets the new DADA professor, things get a bit more complicated... R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,889 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Twelve Marauder Tales by TheBeanMonster reviews
Twelve long or short or inbetween one shots involving Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs our favourite Marauder boys and their times at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Detention slips by maraudersmoon reviews
This is a few of the marauders detention slips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
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Miracle reviews
During a raid at a drugs den, Tonks meets heroin addict RJ. He's been offered a post at Hogwarts if he can get clean within a year. Can Tonks help him through? Set CoS RL/NT Drug Addict!Remus M for adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Nightmares reviews
Remus is having nightmares and Sirius is there to calm him down
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.