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Joined 02-07-10, id: 2245472, Profile Updated: 07-28-13
Author has written 19 stories for Maximum Ride, Danny Phantom, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Harry Potter, Inception, Artemis Fowl, Hunger Games, and Leviathan series.

Survivor of Mishapocalypse 2013*

I believe in Sherlock Holmes. Just wanted to let everyone know that before we began, just in case there was any question of where my loyalties lie.

Um, let's see...I guess I could talk about me in this next part?

Name: I'm not going to tell you. Call me Mad and we'll get along just fine.

Age: I'm between the ages of 5 and 105

Appearance: I am a female human being (Although it is questionable at times. The human part that is...). Is that enough for you?

Religion: Catholic

Location: The Pit of Asylum found in Random Land

House: Gryffindor (I was really rather hoping for Ravenclaw.) My Pottermore name is WombatProphecy14631. PM me your name and we can be friends. :)

Tumblr (AKA soul-sucking instrument of DOOM): call-me-mad (I reall. Just reblog random stuff, so give me your url and I'll follow you)

Interests: Well, I obviously like to write. Why else would I be on a site like this? I like to read and play sports. I enjoy anything that makes you use that big thing in your scull. I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with the cartoon Danny Phantom. I also like bothering people and confusing them to no end.

Things that Bug Me Fanfiction Wise:

Unnecessary smut. Sure, I like smut as much as the next Catholic school girl, but do they really have to be going at it 24/7?

Bad grammar. I am well aware that I do not have the best grammar, but I at least try. I feel like some people don't even go that far.

Hiatuses. Actually, this isn't really much of a pet peeve, and I don't blame people who stop writing stories because I get it, I really do. BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD STORY WHY DID IT STOP?!

Too much action. It's not that I don't like I action, because I do, I just don't necessarily want to read it.

Um...that's all I can think of at the moment. Now, it has to be said that while these things irritate me sometimes, that doesn't mean I won't read it or even write it. I don't think any less of people who do read and write it either.

Other: My life long goals are to confuse people as best as I can (check), build a giant ladder to the sky so we can retrieve the ground before the gravity returns and we all fall to our deaths (long story), take over the world using colored duct tape and giant paper clips, and to invent a cure for writer's block 'cause it seriously sucks.

I have an invisable taser and more (invisable) weapons in my invisable weapons vault so FEAR ME! And stay away from my cookies 'cause they're mine!

If you ever find that you magically appear in my house please do what I say or else you will end up getting hurt. You see, I have monsters in the hall that are angry with my friend because she killed their brother, an imaginary ghost named Steve in my closet (Update: He actually came out of the closet last yeah, so now he sleeps on my floor), and dweedlemeedles (I don't even remember how that started) and voices under my bed that tell me not to listen to my teacher. Did I mention that I am slightly crazy?

Series I like:

Artemis Fowl, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Darkest Powers, Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Leviathan, Gone, Lord of the Rings, The Cronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica, and Twilight

One of my favorite books in the whole wide world is The Book Thief. If you have not read it I suggest you hurry on over to your local book store/library and do so.


Inception (best movie EVER!), Sherlock Holmes (the one with Robert Downy Jr.), Transformers (the first one), Iron Man, Star Treck (The new one), Alice in Wonderland, Horton Hears a Who, How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter (all but the Order of the Pheonix), Hunger Games, all three Lord of the Rings movies, Avengers, Newsies, The Rise of the Guardians

Cartoons/TV shows:

Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Static Shock, Glee, Sherlock, Bones, House, Dance Academy, Merlin, Doctor Who, supernatural, Star Trek

My Pairings:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Albus/Scorpios

Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly

Maximum Ride: Max/Fang, Fang/Iggy

Static Shock: Virgil/Richie

Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam, Tucker/Jazz, Tucker/Valerie, Tucker/Dani, Clock Work/Jazz

Sherlock: Sherlock/John, Lestrade/Mycroft, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Irene, Molly/Moriarty

Glee: Puck/Kurt, Blaine/Kurt, Brittany/Santana, Wes/David, Nick/Jeff

Dance Academy: Ethan/Abigal, Sammy/Christian, Sammy/Ollie

Avengers: Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, Black Widow/Hawk Eye

Avatar The Last Airbender: Katara/Aang, Katara/Zuko

Darkest Powers: Derek/Chloe

Mortal Instruments: Clary/Jace, Magnus/Alec, Simon/Isabelle

Newsies: David/Jack

Merlin: Merlin/Arthur, Morgana/Gwen

Doctor Who: The Doctor/Rose, The Ponds, The Doctor/River

The Rise of the Guardians: older!Jamie/Jack

Star Trek: Kirk/Spock, Bones/Chekov

Supernatural: Castiel/Dean, Sam/Dean

Danny Phantom Beliefs:

Halfa's do breath and have heartbeats even in ghost form. It's just slightly slower than normal humans.

Danny is unnaturally light weight even in his human form.

Even though Danny is a "C" student he is still very bright and nearly as smart as his sister. He just doesn't have enough time to do his homework, doesn't get sleep at night, is rarely in class, and hardly ever finishes a test, so that is why he is just average.

Danny's temperature in human form is around 90 degrees in human form and 75 in ghost form. Both temps are unnatural (obviously for the human one) for the forms.

Ghosts bleed ectoplasm. Ghosts can eat and sleep if they want to.

Halfas bleed ectoplasm and red human blood in both forms. Mainly ectoplasm and a little human blood in ghost form and vise versa in human form. They have to eat and sleep no matter what form they're in, but it is not as necissary when in ghost form.

Danny has a lot of scars, mainly on his chest and back.

Danny heals faster than normal humans.

Danny could kick Dash's ass even in his human form and without the help of ghost powers.

Danny has a high metabolism. No matter how much he eats, he doesn't gain anything.

Dani is (somehow) Danny long dead twin sister. If you want an explanation for this belief please go read the A.N.I.E.L. Files. Once I figure out who they are by I will post it here. They are amazing.


About My Stories:

Okay, so there are a few of my stories that I look back on and cringe. Mainly my Harry Potter ones. And please don't take that as me telling you to read them. Because I really don't suggest that you do. What can I say? We have all been young and stupid. I could probably delete them, but that would require effort on my part and... yeah. 'Nough said.

I have always loved writing, and for the past few years it has been my goal to one day be a published writer. Well, I don't have a whole lot of motivation at the moment and I am rather lazy, so if you want to P.M. and give me prompts that would be fantastically appreciated. :)

That's all I can think of now. If you don't like "Copy and Paste" or quotes then I suggest you skip right to my stories.



“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” – Sherlock Holmes

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." – Fred Weasley – DH

*A SMALL BUT NOTEWORTHY NOTE* I’ve seen so many young men over the years who think they’re running at other young men. They are not. They’re running at me. – Death – The Book Thief

If they killed him tonight, at least he would die alive. – The Book Thief

*A LAST NOTE FROM YOUR NARRATOR* I am haunted by humans. – Death – The Book Thief

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born." – Ron Weasley – GoF

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" – Dumbledore – DH

"In the end, it mattered not that you could not close your mind. It was your heart that saved you." – Dumbledore – OotP

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." – The Maurader's Map – PoA

"I believe Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat." – Dumbledore – TSS

"I feel like pudding, pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." – Iggy – AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" – Gazzy – STWAOES

“You...are...a...fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!” – Fang punching an Eraser with every word – SOF

“Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?” “Yeah.” “When?” “Right away.” “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?” "She offered to cook breakfast." – Fang and Max – SOF

“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” – Bella Swan – Eclipse

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)" – Fang – AE

“Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." – Edward Cullen – Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving.” – Edward Cullen – Twilight

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it. How very wise of me" - Angela – Eragon

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational television without the aid of caffeine. – Vlad – The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

“Fang, Fang, Fang, I love you. I love you sooo much.” “Oh, jeez.” – Fang and Max – STWAOES

“Pick a tree. I’ll go carve our initials in it.” – Fang – STWAOES

“I’m trying to keep my promise!” “When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie’s tree?” – Bella and Jake – New Moon

“That depends on how fast you drive…. Bella?” “Yes?” “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” – Bella and Alice – New Moon

“I hate you!” “No you doooooooon’t!” “You guys are crazy about each other.” – Max, Fang, and the Voice – STWAOES

"Well, think back. Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?" – Harry – HBP

“He sounds exactly like Moody. ‘Constant vigilance!’ you’d think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls….” – Harry – GoF

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." – Harry – OotP

“Man you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?” “Why, is your head missing some?” – Max and Fang – AE

“Ugly and no manners. He doesn’t have a whole lot going for him.” –Clover – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“Isn’t that a house?” “Yes.” “Let’s see if someone’s there.” “My mother always encouraged me to go into strange houses.” “She did?” “Well, only on certain days.” – Leven and Clover – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“Can you hear that?” “What?” “The sound of you making fun of my sense of direction.” – Leven and Clover – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“If somehow we really do save the world, I’m going to be amazed.” “That’s so weird. I was thinking the same thing.” – Leven and Clover – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“Are you okay?” “No. My head feels like it isn’t even attached.” “It is.” – Leven and Clover – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“I still might kill you.” “I appreciate the warning.” – Geth and Ezra – Leven Thumps and the ruins of Alder. What’s sad is that they were both being completely honest.

“Isn’t curtsying what girls do?” “Great. No wonder they always made fun of me.” – Leven and Clover – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“Yeah, it’s an off day when I don’t get somebody telling me how edible I smell.” – Bella – Twilight

“Where’s the bloodshed I was promised?” “You were never promised bloodshed.” “You have no idea what I promised myself. Now, who can I set on fire?” “You can’t just set someone on fire.” “Wanna bet?” Ezra sets someone on fire. Another person puts out the fire. Everyone stares at Ezra. “What was that?” “What? I needed to win a bet.” – Ezra, Denis, and General Lank – Leven Thumps and the Ruins of Alder

“Shut up, please, Seth.” “Shutting” – Seth and Jake – BD

You know things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires. – Chapter 14 in BD

“Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby.” “On his head, apparently.” “He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too.” “Lead paint?” “Looks like it.” “Funny. Why don't you two just shut up and sleep?" – Jake, Leah, and Seth – BD

Why didn’t I just walk away? Oh right, because I’m an idiot. – Chapter 10 in BD

“Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’ – Bella – BD

What do I look like? The Wizard of OZ? you need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have. – Chapter 17 in BD

“Don’t be a prat, Neville, that’s illegal. They wouldn’t use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing…maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s in the shower, Harry.” – George Weasley – GoF

“And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a household of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?” – Edward-Twilight

“Penguins. Lovely.” – Edward – Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" – Jacob – Eclipse

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." – Bella –Twilight

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”— Emmett Cullen

“This hostage stuff is fun.”— Alice Cullen

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." – Bella

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?" – Jacob – Eclipse

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!" – Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof." – Bella Swan

"Fall again, Bella?" "No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face." – Emmet and Bella – Eclipse

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire." – Bella Swan

"What was he like?" "As a person? I really couldn't say, although I am well acquainted with tales of his atrocities. Every time Brom and I crossed paths with him, he was trying to kill us. Or rather, capture, torture, and then kill us, none of which are conductive to establishing a close relationship." – Eragon and Jeod –Brisingr

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." – Dumbledore – TSS

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.” – Dumbledore – DH

“From now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell ‘die, Ron, die’, I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.” – Ron – PoA

“Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.” “Yea, well, passing over Fred's left buttock-” The twins enter the kitchen “I beg your pardon?” – Harry, Fred, and Ron – HPB

“Don’t think or judge. Just listen.” – Both Owen and Annabelle, just at different times – Just Listen

“Does anysing on you vork properly?” “ Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.” “You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone’s shirt, yes? Follow dem closely?” “Only when I’m trying to steal their dessert.” “Write that down. He’s a notorious dessert stealer.” – Max, Iggy, and ter Borcht

“Und you. You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve hoped vor.” “ And yet I can still kick you doughy Euro trash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.” – Max and ter Borcht

"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." – Fang and ter Borcht – I ’m really starting to feel sorry for this guy

"Hey what’s taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" "I don’t have a mustache you idiot, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope." – Max and Iggy

"Let's get out of here. An Ouija board just told me to save the world." – Max – AE

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." – Max and some FBI agent dude – SOF

"Can we see him?" "Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." – Max and Iggy

“Now, let's say they come and get us.” “And, like, the halls are full of zebras.” “And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere.” “And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky.” “Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!” – Max, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Iggy again

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer. – Max – MAX

"Oh, no – years of Max influence are taking their toll. You sound just like her. You're, like, a Maxlet. A Maxketeer. A...a..." – Iggy – MAX

“Oh goody, Yoda captured us” – Fang – I think it was Final Warning but I don’t know for sure.

If everyone fought fire with fire, the world would go up in smoke. – The Slippery Slope, Lemony Snicket

"It's Maria. I mean, let us go. Maybe we'll have better luck at the next site." – Artemis Fowl – TLC

"Excuse me while I get a tissue. Honestly, I thought you demons were warlike and stoic. This little guy sounds like one of those cheap romance novels." "The little guy who could fry your brain." “One of those cheap romance novels that I happen to adore." – Foaly and Qwan – TLC


“One damn minute, Admiral.” – Spoc – Star Trek, The Voyage Home

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!" "You can eat the grass?" "Of course you can! Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible! But that is called ‘cannibalism,’ my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." – Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"I am chief! Want big fire!" – Jack – PotC2

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled." – Hermione – SS

"She needs to sort out her priorities" – Ron – SS

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" – Ron – CoS

"Look, an undead monkey!" – Jack – PotC2

"Elizabeth?” Jack turns to his first mate “Hide the rum." – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean II.

"I see...I see a light...hey conscience, am I dead?" – Dory – Finding Nemo

"I've never gotten 99 percent on anything! And I think I'm awesome!" – Morton – Horton Hears a Who

"It's just a straight plummet to certain death." – Horton – Horton Hears a Who

"I'm light as a feather!” A feather drops on bridge and one board falls “...heavy feather." – Horton – Horton Hears a Who

"Oh, we're doomed!" – Mayor Ned McDodd – Horton Hears a Who

" know I'm going to have to say you know that feeling?" "Ah, ha, ha, ha...NO!" – Sally and Ned – Horton Hears a Who

"Sweetheart, you need to go to bed, Daddy's having a breakdown." – Sally – Horton Hears a Who

Everyone has broken out into song "I can't fight this feeling anymore!" – JoJo – Horton Hears a Who

“In my world everybody’s a pony, and they all eat rainbows. And poop butterflies!” – Katie – Horton Hears a Who

TV Shows/YouTube Videos:

“I don’t know why I find stupidity charming, I mean, he’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows…I guess that’s love for you.” – Kurt Hummel

“My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.” – Kurt Hummel

“Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.” – Kurt Hummel

“I don't see how lightning is in competition with an above ground swimming pool.” – Kurt Hummel

“I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.” Kurt Hummel

“I’m not saying I’m going to hide in a closet. I’m proud of who I am. I’m just saying that I love you more than I love being a star.” – Kurt Hummel

“Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.” – Kurt Hummel

“Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you.” – Kurt Hummel

“Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.’ – Kurt Hummel

“Mercedes is black, I'm gay. We make culture.” – Kurt Hummel

“Makeovers are like crack to me.” – Kurt Hummel

“They're going to throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.” – Kurt Hummel

“No, she's dead. This is her son.” – Kurt Hummel

“I could totally sing this with Finn. But screw him if he thinks he's taking the Diana Ross part from me.” – Kurt Hummel

“I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.” – Kurt Hummel

“I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.” – Kurt Hummel

“When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.” – Kurt Hummel

“It doesn’t take much courage for people to park their cottage-cheese behinds in their Barcaloungers and log on to the Internet and start tearing people down, does it? But you know what does take some courage? Standing up and singing about something.” – Kurt Hummel

“Finn, trust me on this, I've been planning weddings since I was two. My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.” – Kurt Hummel

“You're as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.” – Kurt Hummel

“That's why I like Broadway musicals. Because the touch of a fingertip is as sexy as it gets.” – Kurt Hummel

“I'm going to go back in there and get coroneted. I'm going to show them it doesn't matter if they're yelling at me or whispering behind my back. They. Can't. Touch. Me. That they can't touch us. Or what we have.” – Kurt Hummel

“Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton.” – Kurt Hummel

“You make this, and you die a legend.” “Can I pee first?” – Ken and Kurt

Finn: I don’t want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.
Rachel: That was you?
Kurt: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know…
Kurt: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
Finn: I wasn’t actually there for that but I'm really sorry.

“Have you ever kissed anybody?” “Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow.” – Mercedes and Kurt

“You’re extremely talented, Rachel. Watching you perform is amazing. But sometimes it’s hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I’m thinking about is shoving a sock into your mouth.” – Kurt

“What's the worst thing a student at this school can do?” “Eat at the cafeteria?” “No. Be a disruption at the library. And I'm not talking about trying to check out a reference book. I'm talking about full-on chaos. Including getting your glee on in the stacks.” – Kurt and Tina

“You’ve got to respect her…and when things get serious…use protection.” “Does he mean like a burglar alarm or something?” – Burt and Brittany

“Lady GaGa changes her looks faster than Britt changes sexual partners.” “It's true.” – Kurt and Brittany

“So, is that a…men's sweater?” “Fashion has no gender.” – Mercedes and Kurt

Rachel (to Finn): …I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that I have to open up my hands and let you fly free.
Brittany: Wait, Finn can fly?
Kurt: Really?

Mercedes: You can’t prove there’s no God…
Kurt: You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightings out of its boobs but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn’t it?
Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?

“You and I are a little bit more similar than you think.” “That’s a terrible thing to say.” – Rachel and Kurt

“You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lesson plans are boring.” – Kurt

“Are you on anything? Cause this is chippy.” “You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.” – Brett and Kurt

“Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get kinda...messy?” “That's why we feed them glitter, Finn.” Finn and Kurt

“When you call me 'lady' that's bullying and it's really hurtful.” “I'm sorry. I thought that was your name. As an apology, I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, and Tickle-me-dough-face.” “I guess I'll go with Porcelain.” “Damn! I totally wanted Tickle-me-dough-face.” – Kurt and Sue

“You want a piece of The Fury?” “The Fury?” “It’s what I named my fist.” “Well, with that level of creativity, you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant.” “I don’t know what that is, but if I find out it’s bad, The Fury’s gonna find you.” – Karofsky and Kurt

“Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?” “No.” “I do. Finn throwing himself into the grave out of grief, and all of the heartfelt speeches, and the regrets...” “That's insane.” – Rachel and Kurt

“Protect him. That bird is your voice.” “Hey, I'll bring him to work with me. Weekends, I volunteer at a stray cat rescue. It's at the bottom of a coal mine. [dead silence follows] Um, it was a joke. I...I don't work at a coal mine.” – Wes and Kurt

“Someone special?” “No, just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually gay. I call that progress.” – Mr. Schue and Kurt

“So what brings you here? Are you looking for a teaching place where pencils aren't primarily used as weapons?” - Kurt

“Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this? I bring him a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.” “Warm milk? Really?” “It's delicious!” – Kurt and Blaine

“Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.” – Kurt

“Ok, I'm all for flair but these Valentine's Day decorations are just tacky. I mean, what the hell is this supposed to be?” “It's clearly puppy love. It's cute. Come on!” “Ok, this is just creepy.” “Adorable!” “It's a simple excuse to sell candy and greeting cards on a holiday.” – Kurt and Blaine

“The Warblers are so concerned with image and tradition that sometimes I feel like we miss out on opportunities to step outside our comfort zones. When I was on New Directions we performed in front of hostile crowds pretty much anywhere we went. Mattress stores, shopping malls...I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once. But it gave us confidence, it kept us loose.” – Kurt

Kurt: I was devastated.
Rachel: Did he ever actually say you two were dating?
Kurt: Well, not in so many words.
Mercedes: Well, did he put the moves on?
Kurt: No. But we were always singing duets, and he was always smiling at me. [the girls give him a measured look] Oh my God, I made up the whole thing in my head, didn't I?

“No one here knows I'm gay.” “Can I be honest? Just with the hair? I think they do.” – Jeremiah and Kurt

“Ugh. Don't they have anything here that isn't covered with stupid little hearts? Gross.” “Well, you've certainly changed your tone.” “I don't think I've ever made that big a fool out of myself, which is really saying something because I've performed at theme parks.” – Blaine and Kurt

“Blaine and I have a lot in common.” “A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.” – Rachel and Kurt

“Are you ok? You kept making those weird faces the whole song.” “Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.” “It just looked like you were having...gas pains or something.” “Great. How are we supposed to get up on stage at Regionals and sell sexy to the judges when I have as much sexual appeal and knowledge as a baby penguin?!” – Blaine and Kurt

“Ok, give me sultry...Um, Kurt, they're all kinda looking the same.” “Because the face I'm actually doing is uncomfortable! This is pointless, Blaine! I don't know how to be sexy because I don't know the first thing about sex!” “Kurt, you're blushing!” “I've tried watching those movies but I just get horribly depressed and I think about how they were all kids once and they all have mothers and God, what would their mothers think? And why would you get that tattoo there?!” – Blaine and Kurt

“'re saying I shouldn't have sex?” “I think on your 30th birthday it is a great gift to yourself.” – Kurt and Burt

“What's going on here?” “It was Santana. She wants to be Prom Queen so she figures if we can get you back, we'll get everyone to vote for us.” “I'm both repulsed and impressed by her Lady Macbethian ways. Latina Eve Harrington. [Dave looks clueless] Ok, if you wanna be gay, you must know who that is.” – Kurt and Karofsky

“But you will listen to Barbra Streisand. Thanks, Puck. I'll take it from here. Nice effort but only I can lead this Barbravention.” “Is she HERE?” “This is a mall in Ohio.” – Kurt and Rachel

“Stop it.” “Stop what?” “I know Sam's cute but he's not worth losing Blaine over.” “Oh, how I've missed your insanity.” – Rachel and Kurt

“I'm crazy about you.” “So...I'll take that as a yes?” – Blaine and Kurt

Kurt: Ladies. I appreciate you welcoming me into the sacred inner sanctum that is the prom gown dry run.
Brittany: Why did we decide to include Kurt?
Tina: Because getting a look past him is like getting a thumbs up from John and Melissa Rivers.

“I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan. Santana.” – Kurt

“I understand that cupcakes are really trendy right now. And I know that the making of a foie gras might be a little morose, but I would at least like to graduate high school knowing how to make some kind of plate.” – Kurt

“No need for half-off for my outfit.” “Because half of it is already off?” – Kurt and Burt

Kurt: There's simply nothing off the rack that is suitable for the young fashionable man in Ohio.
Finn: Dude that rocks. It's like gay Braveheart.
Kurt: Thank you. [twirls in his kilt]
Burt: I don't like it.
Kurt: Of course you don't like it! It's not finished yet.

“I have done everything right. Now Blaine, I understand that after what you've been through, you're worried, but Prom is about joy not about fear.” – Kurt

“Get behind me!” “Wow, I feel safe.” – Danny and Sam – “Mystery Meat,” the first episode of Danny Phantom

"Awesome outfit man!" "Oh great, I blend." – Some random guy and Danny – Masters of All Time

“I don’t have to win; I just have to make sure you lose!” – Danny – whichever one has Pariah Dark in it

"Touch the box, and your pelt will adorn my fireplace." – Skulker

“Great, my voice is changing. Now I’m going through evil puberty!” – Danny – TUE

"Who’s Paulina?" "That’s a pleasant side affect" – Danny and Sam – Danny Phantom

“What makes you think you can change my past?” “Because I promised my family.” “Ha! You promised?” “Yes… I…PROMISED!”– Danny and Dark Dan –The Ultimate Enemy

"You haven't seen the last of me!" "Duh, I'll see you at dinner." – Danny and Maddie – Public Enemies

"Clueless1, this is Goth1, do you copy?" "Yes Goth1, I copy. Why am I Clueless1 again?" "Tell him Sam!" "Shut UP Tucker!" – Danny, Sam, and Tucker talking on the Fenton Phones – Danny Phantom.

"Good Boy!" voice drops to whisper "You'll be getting a raise in your allowance for this." "I have an allowance?" – Jack and Danny – Danny Phantom.

“It’s like a disco! Dang it.” – Sarah on her Random and Boring YouTube video

"You just sneezed - and flew ten feet in the air!" "Really? It felt higher than that." – Sokka and Aang – Avatar the Last Airbender

"Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" – Sokka – Avatar the Last Airbender

"Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.” – Fenton Ghost Tracker – DP

“If I see the Box Ghost one more time, I’m going to–”“BEWARE!” Danny sighs and puts down his sandwich “–sigh and put down my sandwich.” – Danny and the Box Ghost – DP

Sam taps at his window “Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.” – Danny – DP Whichever was the first episode that had Ember in it

"I can explain.” pause “Actually, I really can't." – Danny – DP

"I AM NOT A FRUIT LOOP!" – Vlad – Danny Phantom

"Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing." "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it." "Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress." "Robe!" – Kronk's shoulder devil and angel – Emperor’s New School

“You call that a lane change!? F!" – Mr. Crocker – The Fairly Odd Parents

“So while we're waiting for the fish to bite what do you say we um…” reads Father/Son Relationships for Stupid’s “do a little Father/Son bonding, spend some quality time getting to know each other better.” “Are you reading that out of a book?” – Danny and Jack – whichever episode where Danny and Jack went fishing while all the guys in Amity Park disappeared

After Jack drops a fish that he found in his shirt “Repeat after me. Jack holds his hands a few feet apart.“It was this big!” – Jack – whichever episode where Danny and Jack went fishing while all the guys in Amity Park disappeared

After arriving in the Ghost Zone, handcuffed to Danny, and seeing Skulker “Ahhh! Huh? Help! Ahh! What is this place? Who's he? What's going on here?” “Okay, in order: this is the Ghost Zone, that's Skulker, Ghost Zone's greatest hunter, and other than you dislocating my shoulder, we're about to be hunted like animals.” – Valerie and Danny – Danny Phantom

“For you, I’m thinking a dog.” “Can I be a mongoose dog?” – Zim and Gir – Invader Zim episode 1

“Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet” “(From inside the hospital) Let me go!” “Still, technically not a cry for help.” “HELP!” “Well, not a cry for me.” “TUCKER!” Ah, dang.” – Tucker and Danny – The one Danny Phantom episode where the kids get ghost powers from the bug bites.

“No one can stop me now!” “No one maybe. (In ghost form) But how 'bout two?” “Two or two thousand. You still can't get past my ghost shield!” “(In ghost form) Uh, dude, that only works if we're outside the ghost shield.” – Technus and Danny – Danny Phantom

"It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!! Hello giant mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" – Sokka – Avatar: the Last Airbender

“Give me one good reason why I should keep my ghost powers!” “You’re the target of evil ghost hunters! No, wait, that's a bad thing...” – Tucker and Danny –Phantom Planet

"Clockwork? You saved them? I-I-I don't understand." "The Observants look at time like they're watching a parade: One thing after another passing by in sequence right in front of them. I look at the parade from above. All the twists and turns it might, or might not take.” "You knew all of this was going to happen. All of it! Even this part.” "Everything's the way it's supposed to be. And here we are with you, a fourteen year old child, risking everything to save the people you care about. TIME IN! You've given everyone else in your life a second chance, why not you?" – Danny and Clockwork – Ultimate Enemy

“It’s human nature to be afraid of the dark, and we are the dark.” – Knighting Gale – Static Shock

“Remember, you have friends in the shadows of the night.” – Knighting Gale – Static Shock

"Dude, you called me a worm, like, three times. How could I miss it?" – Richie/Gear – Static Shock

“How are we doing?” “Things couldn’t get much worse.” A giant sea serpent pops out of the water “The universe just loves proving me wrong!” “You make it too easy!” – Sokka and Toph – Avatar: The Last Airbender

Fanfiction: (I just realized that perhaps I should have asked the authors if I could post these...)

"Will this make sense…when 'm sober?" "No.” – Kurt and Blaine – Keitorin Asthore’s The Sangria Incident

"Please, people don't need to know you personally to realise Wes is gavel-sexual and your relationship is more than the 'epic bromance' you declare it to be." – Kurt Hummel – keariel’s Making it Official

"Are we falling back to our habit of checking out straight guys?" "No. He's hot, but I'm not interested. Plus, the philosophy of every 'straight' boy at Dalton is 'I'm straight, but shit happens.'" – Mercedes and Kurt – heavenhelpmyheart’s Meet the Warblers

"Mercedes, if I wasn't gay, I'd ask you to marry me.” "You can still marry me if you want, white boy. As long as it means you not leaving me again, I'll look the other way when you're screwing the pool boy, who'll probably resemble a very fine-looking hobbit." – Mercedes and Kurt – Amethyst Archer’s Lovesick Puppies

"I'm good, Derek. Just emptying the gun. Is the second floor done?" "Yeah. You figured out how to work a gun?" "Yup!" "Oh shit..." – Derek and Chloe – Vamp-fan1987’s Knight in Shining Armor

“Hell. On. Earth,” Iggy snapped. “A ninety-year old lady verbally assaulted me and the cart wouldn’t stop squeaking. I need to blow something up. Excuse me.”– Iggy – BlueWingedKitty's Co Ed Shopping on

Having that much power, it’s a burden. Isn’t it child? Yes it is. You don’t get it do you? I’m still here. I still exist! But so did he. And he wasn’t HIM. No escaping me now ghost boy! But he got away anyway. There are all kinds of prisons kid. And he would ghost through every one of them. What makes you think you can change my past? He already had. You can’t possibly win. I don’t have to win, he found himself thinking, a smile on his face as he flew through the air towards the ghost. He knew who he was. He knew what he was. I just have to make sure you lose. – Danny’s musings – Dibbzy’s You Can’t Possibly Win on

“Jack, have you seen Danny?” “Mm-hmm. He went into his lair with some sort of giant hairy monster.” “Oh. Do you know if the, uh, monster is staying for dinner?” “Beats me. It looked like it was in a hurry; it might just leave.” “Jack?” “Hm?” “When did talks like this become normal?” – Maddie and Jack – HiddenAuthor’s It’s In The Genes on

“I say we call the Fentons!” “I say whoever said that is an idiot!” – two random people – the second part of the one-shot called Oops in CatalystOfTheSoul’s Oneshots

“It’s terribly early to be shouting people’s names at the top of your lungs, Daniel.” “It’s awfully early to be blackmailing people.” – Danny and Vlad – Danny Phantom SG-1’s one-shot Don’t Say It

" had to tie me up to ask me that?" "No. I just like tying you up. It makes me feel good on the inside." – Danny and Skulker – Danny Phantom SG-1’s one-shot The Ecto Shot

"I keep forgetting the most destructive ghost on the planet is little more than a high-school dropout." – Vlad – BarenOBeefDip’s one-shot Boredom

“Well, I’ll drop you all off now, seeing as the drama is over with. Next time make sure you get captured at more convenient hours.” – Mr. Lancer – Neko – Salosa’s Danny Phantom fanfiction To Be A Halfa

"I'm going to a friend's house. Bye!" "Jazz has friends?" – Maddie and Jazz – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Jazz isn't home. She went to a friend's.” "Jazz has friends?” "I know. I wondered about that too." – Maddie and Danny – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Who the heck are you? And how did you get into our house?" "Danielle, and I came through the window," "Oh, well have fun then.” – Danielle and Jack – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

“Note to self, do not touch doorknobs.” – Danny – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"I'm going to a friend's house.” "You have friends?" "Of course I do!" "Honey, how long has Jazz had friends?" "I don't know.” "Note to Self, have Danny find out how long Jazz has had friends." – Jazz, Jack, and Maddie – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Sorry! It's just that I need help! Jazz didn't know what to do, and is out with her friends –" "Jazz has friends?" "I wondered about that too!" – Danny, Dani, and Sam – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Jack relax. It's only Danny and his clone.” – Maddie – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Tucker, you’re a girl repellent. How do you get rid of a girl?" – Danny – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"I'm Danny Fenton's unstable clone!" – Danielle – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"I AM THE BOX GHOST! BEWARE!" "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" – Danny and (obviously) the Box Ghost – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Last year, Tucker was in the dunking tank, and when somebody hit the lever, he dunked into the water, but he almost drowned. That was the day everybody learned that he couldn't swim!" – Danny – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

“Just to bug ya, who are you taking?" "I want to take Sam but – " "But what?" "I don't know if she'll say yes." "Clueless." "I am not! Wait, why do people call me clueless?" "Because Sam likes ya!" – Pretty much the only reason why I find this funny is because it takes place between Danny and his grandparents – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge

"Daddy, I want to join the war.” "Maybe some other war.” "NO! I want to join this war!" – Walker and his daughter, Sara – ghostanimal’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Walker’s Revenge Doesn’t it sound like some spoiled brat demanding some sort of toy?

“Ok, Jazz. It won’t be a joke then.” Danny walks behind Jazz “There, now you’ve really got a ghost behind you.” – Danny – MarinaLilychan’s Danny Phantom fanfiction April Fools Drama

“So, now about your issues with April Fool’s Day, what do you want me to do? And I’m really gonna have to learn about these ghost holidays and stuff, before I wake up one morning to find it’s ‘kill Danny Phantom’ day.” “Well, we’ll have to see about getting in that holiday, just for you, Whelp. But until then, this is what I need you to do…” – Skulker and Danny – MarinaLilychan’s Danny Phantom fanfiction April Fools Drama

“I said I would, but only because I’m sick and tired of the ghosts pulling all these pranks on me today. I mean, if they were trying to kill me, that’d be one thing. But this is just not fun!” – Danny – MarinaLilychan’s Danny Phantom fanfiction April Fools Drama

“Why didn’t the alarm clock go off?” Tucker sees the broken alarm clock and glares at Danny. “Do I have to get a new alarm clock every time Danny sleeps over?” – Tucker – Wing-edZenith’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Untrusted

“So, you going to come hang out with us at the Nasty Burger?” “Can’t. I have to work tonight. I think I’m cleared for tomorrow though.” “Dude, you have a job! What about you’re other job?” “I quit, the hours were lousy, the pay sucked, and the working conditions were terrible.” – Sam, Tucker, and Danny – Blue Beluga’s Danny Phantom one-shot Retirement Of course, that other job, the one with lousy hours and such, was his ghost hunting. Danny’s such an idiot.

“Look, I can understand your attraction. I myself happen to like how Danny looks as well. But he’s right. It’s still creepy to be making out with the clone of your best friend.” – Sam talking to Tucker – The one-shot entitled Creepy in Blue Beluga’s Dabbles of the Ghostly Kind This was messed up. Danny and Sam walk into Danny’s room to find Tuck and Danielle making out on Danny’s bed.

"They say that there's no fury like a woman scorned... Whoever said that probably wasn't thinking about Valerie Gray at the time. So there we were, dodging and weaving around each other’s attacks. To the spectators, it was a sight to behold. They thought it was all part of the show. Can you say 'confused'?" "Well, it was a fight worthy of a climatic movie battle. Either that or an action-packed cartoon." – Danny and Clockwork – Maetch’s Danny Phantom fanfiction Danny Phantom: Fresh Start

“Danny said we could split his stuff. Well that ten dollars is officially his stuff now. I want my share!“ “What makes you think he meant money? When a person dies, unless otherwise stated in their wills, the money ends up going to charities.“ “Well look here, that money can go into the Tucker’s Saturday Night Date charity. The treasury is in my pocket. If Danny were still alive, he’d want it this way. He’d want me to have fun with his money.“ “First of all, not gonna happen. Second, DANNY’S NOT DEAD!“ – Sam and Tucker – ABoxFullOfSharpObjects’s one-shot Oops

“Well what do you suggest I do?” “Not die.” “Right. Glad I keep you around.” – Harry and George – xHarryIsMyHomeboyx’s Harry Potter fanfiction Discover my Friend

"It'll be a nice change to get one who isn't trying to kill us.” "I don't know. I almost miss it. We've been here almost a whole week, and I haven't had to use the Invisibility Cloak once." "Just as well, mate. You'd need a Shrinking Potion to get all three of us under it now. Oh, cheer up. Maybe they'll find the one person left in the whole of the country whose actually a competent teacher and still hates your guts. There's got to be someone." – Harry and Ron – Nomad1’s one-shot Wouldn’t be the Same

“Love, are you gonna stand outside all morning, or come and have some mourning cake?” “I was thinkin' about getting the hose and flooding the Potter's garden.” “I will put your car in a tree!” – Dudley, Dudley’s wife Sue, and most likely Harry even though it doesn’t say – Gothicthundra’s Harry Potter fanfiction A Dudley Story

The Weasley brothers had definitely taken after their parents as far as children went. Between the five of them, they had eighteen children, Charlie being responsible for six of them. The family had once sat down and figured out how many Weasley’s would be at Hogwarts at one time and the number had been terrifying: Fourteen, plus the three Potters. Harry didn’t envy the Hogwarts staff. – A little paragraph in Aria Gray’s Harry Potter fanfiction But She Took Him

“For Merlin’s sake, I’m a werewolf, not a complete idiot. Contrary to popular belief, there is a difference.” – Remus – Pirate Perian’s one-shot Between Werewolves

"Fascinating. They seem to fear the Captain. Holly, I have a proposition for you. How would you like to spend the rest of your days, employed as my cerebral bodyguard? The benefits are endless. Negotiable work hours, incredible work bonuses and the privilege of living in my head. Consider it." – Artemis – Sakina the Fallen Angel’s fanfiction Artemis Fowl and the Other Hunter

Copy and Pastes:

7 Things I Hate About Everyone
#1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
#2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
#3. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
#4. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
#5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
#6. When people say, "Life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
#7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus had come, would I be standing here?

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them."

"I used all my sick days, so I called in dead..."

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cuz if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?”

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

"No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!"

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"

"When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?"

"When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then."

"I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse!"

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over!"

"Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept."

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide."

"I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone."

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."

“Step one: Tell the truth. Step Two: Run.”

"If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?"

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?"

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"I used to be normal... until I met those freaks who are my friends." (vice versa)

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"When in doubt, make up words!"

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"

"You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank you for embracing it!"

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!"

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..."

"Music is like candy – you throw away the rappers."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, ‘Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!’"

"Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!"

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

“Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."

"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."

"People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."

"If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up."

"Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear, thank you very much."

"Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Welcome to the internet, pants optional."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again."

"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."

"History doesn't repeat itself. It yells, 'Didn't you hear what I just said?!' and lets the hammer fly."

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

I got these from Marlicat’s profile who in turn got it from 14hp1's profile. The next stuff, too.

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Actual Consumer Labels (Although I am sad to say I have never seen any of them myself):
- Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (What else am I suppose to do while I’m sleeping? Dream?)
- Bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Oh, that’s smart. Basically telling people to shoplift, aren’t you?)
- Bar of soap: Use like regular soap. (But how do you use regular soap?)
-On frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it’s just a suggestion, right?) - Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down. (I have nothing to say to this)
- Chainsaw-Warning: Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands. (Wish you could have told me that earlier.)
- Keyboard-Warning: To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual. (I use a keyboards a lot, and I have never had a fatal injury. Trust me, I’m extremely accident prone.)
- Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming. (Yeah, we could really stop a lot of accidents by getting all those sick three-year-olds off the roads.)
-On Nytol sleep aid-Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope.)
-On a Korean kitchen knife-Warning: keep out of children.
(Umm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) -On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Which would be? Come on people! You can’t just leave me hanging like this!) - Child's Superman Costume-Warning: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (*is poised to jump of roof* What do you mean it doesn’t allow me to fly?!?)
- American Airlines Packet of Peanuts- Instructions: Open bag, eat nuts. (Warning: May contain nuts.) (Darn, I wanted an apple not some stinkin’ nuts!)
- Swimming Pool: Please refrain from shaving when using the whirlpool or sauna. (But that’s the only time I have to do it!)

“Ignorance is having to squish the same spider 3 times before realizing that something is wrong.”

“Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and ‘Americanize’ their names.
Bu, called himself ‘Buck’
Chu called himself ‘Chuck’
Fu decided to return to China.”

"If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?”

“Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window...”

“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway"

"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, ‘Where the hell is the ceiling?'”

“There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

“Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?”

“At the drive-thru, when they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.”

"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"

"I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold."

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters. If you agree, copy and paste.

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time your friends ask you what you did this morning you reply with something about being on the computer.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that it’s normal to have other people not be able to read your hand writing, but when you can’t read it it’s sad.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever burst out laughing at something that happened more than a month ago.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you were pissed when Danny Phantom was cancelled.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that Sam and Danny are perfect for each other and Valerie needs to BACK OFF.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you tend to talk to yourself.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the kids should just give the dumb rabbit some Trix.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that those dumb kids should just leave poor Lucky alone.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you rip your hair out every time you see someone using the wrong spellings of your/you’re or there/their/they’re.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever.

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time someone called you weird/crazy/insane you just laugh and ask them when they first noticed.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are constantly using big words or making up your own.

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen in love with/had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now, but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile (No! the doorway hit ME!)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile

If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile!

If you screamed and jumped around when Aang daydreamed about kissing Katara, because you thought it was real, then was angry when it was fake, copy and paste this on your profile, to spread the Kataang love!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

You often say stuff like “have you ever noticed that ‘deliver’ could mean like someone’s liver?”

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

By: Emo Rose


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, HermyStar, Paegodude,Call me Mad

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Sirius Black:

escaped Azkaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery.

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindor' to torture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

-A puppy dies every time someone ships Harry/Hermione.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….an incredible husband and brave hero… well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

...She deserved everything she got and more...

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry...

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

-I got this off of Dark Side Of The Light Side’s profile

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Nova Shots by Cordria reviews
A collection of short stories. Now playing: Hunger. The Fentons finally catch Danny, but they don't like what they find. And there's only one person to turn to for help. Genre: general, Rating: T
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 250,257 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 8/29/2008
Know thine enemies, but also know thy friends by PolemicAcademic reviews
A collection of stories in which Lestrade and Sherlock investigate cases with John and discover some unexpected things about the doctor. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 48,585 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Unexpected Revelation by TallieCat reviews
She waited in his empty room until he crawled back through his window in the middle of the night...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7808 - Favs: 8,361 - Follows: 7,802 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Ego Versus Eros by Lunavere reviews
John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Steel by VickyVicarious reviews
John stares him down over a cup of tea, all deliberate calm. "Sherlock," he says. "You're in love with me." [Johnlock]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inked by Regency reviews
John has tattoos. Sherlock has questions. Something like a love story eventually blooms, but it's not without its complications.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,516 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H.
Not The First by StillWaters1 reviews
Discovering that John had spent twelve months volunteering at a MSF trauma hospital in Afghanistan was surprising. But not as surprising as the discussion that followed. A post-Reichenbach conversation and character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We Bleed into the Grey by Quinn Anderson reviews
It was stupid, really. What was the point of having an ability if it wasn't even a useful one? Sherlock would just as soon be rid of his. Until he meets John Watson, that is. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
1000 Paper Cranes by musicforlife101 reviews
"Then something seemed to strike him, the brilliance of his own brother perhaps." In which Sherlock sends notes by way of paper crane, Mycroft is suspicious and John has the patience of a saint.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,940 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
New Meat by Potential Paradox reviews
Interns never last in Lestrade's division.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Way Things Are by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John decides to open his third drawer. It's time. Johnlock. Written for the f*ckyeahjohnlockfanfic Red Pants Competition on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Send Off by Nothingtoseeatall reviews
Sherlock presses his fingers to the few stitches visible above the jeans, his warmth bleeding through them and the red cotton to John's skin beneath. 'Will you tell me' My entry for the FuckYeahJohnlockFanFic Red Pants Contest - Johnlock, Post-Reichenbach, reunion fic, angst, mentions of suicide, minor character death, established relationship. Rate T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Realisation by StrangelyInnocent reviews
A small thing that popped into my head the other day! Enjoy! "Any sudden realisation, whether good or bad, takes its toll."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by gleefulmusings reviews
Finn is injured on the football field and has to go the hospital. With his parents tied up, he's alone until Kurt Hummel descends on Lima like a prissy avenging angel. Injured!Finn, BAMF!Kurt, epic Kinn brotherhood. Kurt/Sam/Santana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L.] Finn H.
The Scent of Surrender by Kryptaria reviews
Sometimes, when faced with the inevitability of irresistible cuteness, even Sherlock has to give in.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
At Least Make It Interesting by amythedork reviews
"You've reached Sherlock Holmes. For the love of God, if you're going to leave a message, at least make it an interesting one. If this is Mycroft, then piss off." / A series of voicemails John left Sherlock throughout their time together. Gen fic, though John/Sherlock if you squint!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Moral Code by Twisted Skys reviews
Says to never kill or capture a specimen that you did not weaken yourself. Maddie finds Danny Phantom wounded late at night after a hard battle. After she helps him, she finds there is more to him than she ever thought possible. Mother/son bonding!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Sherlock continues to stare wordlessly at John. His eyes, only minutes ago foggy with sleep and disorientation, are fierce. Intent. Completely awake, and not one bit happy. 'John. Give me the camera. Now.' John takes the camera with him as he turns and runs, laughing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Missed calls and surprising returns by Elfprinzess reviews
Lestrade and the other policemen/women didn't believe Sherlock had a friend. Too bad he actually has a boyfriend. NOT cannon, John already knew Sherlock before leaving to fight in Afghanistan. Slash; Sherlock/John. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like Cogs, That Turn Each Other by Garmonbozia reviews
An antique pocket watch, having made it through the Second World War, the First Gulf War and, most recently, Afghanistan, finally loses out to the World's Only Consulting Detective. John waits for an apology, but it's not what he expected. - Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Photograph by JGRhodes reviews
There is a photograph John Watson keeps tucked away in his drawer at work.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Of All People by souvenirsfaits reviews
My reaction fic to this week's episode. People tend to expect too much of Kurt Hummel. Spoilers up through Saturday Night Gleever
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Caught On Camera by Crazy4Klaine reviews
What happens when Kurt attempts to throw a secret girls' night at Dalton? Blaine and the Warblers realize just how much they had underestimated Kurt Hummel. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,851 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Surprisingly Simple by Heeroluva reviews
In which John is asexual, and Sherlock never asks. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12365 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Goodbye Mr Sharp by Rue-the-Marauder reviews
Drabble series. Just like the rest of the ones that live in the world of Leviathan. Hopefully, they will tickle your fancy... Rated T for some themes.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Somtimes Things Change by warblingaway reviews
Kurt holds his tongue after Misery, not telling Blaine about his raging jealousy. He doesn't say what he's really thinking, which involves some clever line about Blaine and the Pips, not realizing how much this decision will change his life. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
ICE Call Sherlock Holmes by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Greg Lestrade leaves very little advice for his successor. But he does leave him advice for when he's stuck. A name. That's all he'll need.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Be Stupid' by bellax-xmuerte reviews
The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
the happy announcement by jokeperalta reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Songbird by Salazarfalcon reviews
Blaine's a songwriter who's stuck in a rut. Kurt's a cyborg with music software installed and an attitude. Blaine thinks that "All My Friends Are Dicks" can be the next top hit. Kurt just wants Blaine to understand that he's human, too. AU, Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,837 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ze End of Fanfiction by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Ruffled Feathers by Complexly Simple Kiddo reviews
From Special Education to Original Songs, follow Kurt and Blaine's journey, told from an unexpected set of eyes. Welcome to Pavarotti's Point Of View on Klaine. Because the human side is overrated. Based on @FreePavarotti's tweets, and Glee's plotline
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sidekicks by The Truth's Lie reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2011 - G. House, Sherlock H. - Complete
Can't be sexy? by You're killing me now reviews
"Kurt had turned him into a living, breathing teenage hormone." After 2x15, 'Sexy', Kurt visits Blaine and vows this time, he WILL be sexy. And Blaine WILL want more. Klaine, rated T for sexual references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,147 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Pet Ferret by brilliant incandescence reviews
Albus Severus Potter has a pet ferret. Scorpius wonders why it's such a big deal. Tiny DH movie spoiler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Back into the Closet by goodgollymolly reviews
Burt and Carole come home from a trip early, which means Kurt has to hide Blaine, who had slept over. He decides to hide him in his closet, leading to awkwardness and fun times for all. K for language, plus mentions of Burt killing Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Baby, You Disappoint Me by Jakia reviews
Toronto Hummel-Anderson has to come out to his dads and his biological mother: he's straight. Kurt might die from disappointment. Future fic. Klaine, Finchel, Hudmel clan. Family fluff/humor. Slight crack.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Labels by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
It was in pure innocence that Al and Scorpius decided to label each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" when they were in First Year. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Two Roads Diverged by particularly good finder reviews
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by." -Robert Frost
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Subway Serenade by Fangalicous08 reviews
Subway seems like a boring place to work, but is anything really boring when Saint's around? Throw in the Warbler boys and you have some creepy yet dapper entertainment! One-shot. Feel free to R&R.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chronicles of an amateur masseur by MissLoonyxXx reviews
...or that time where Kurt Hummel made the mistake of giving Finn a massage. Mainly Kurt/ND friendship but I threw a little bit of Klaine in there as well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Furt Hudmel Almost Killed Klaine Anummel by TexasTurtleFan reviews
Kurt is the oblivious one. Blaine takes everything the wrong way. And Finn is the one who has to pay for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt's Traveling Pants by GlassParade reviews
Written tongue-in-cheek as a response to a comment on the K B LJ community; this is the story of how Kurt Hummel's jeans ended up in Blaine Anderson's possession and back again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Guru by heavenhelpmyheart reviews
Kurt decides to become to love guru. One-shot. Finchel, Quick, Mercedes/Sam, Artina, Brittana, and Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
My Boyfriend Kurt by aalikane reviews
Kurt is having dinner at the Anderson's and makes the mistake of mentioning that he is interested in Cars. Enter the "expert witness" scene from the movie My Cousin Vinny.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Phantom's Secret Hobby by ColorLikeWhoa reviews
Well... Valerie's out hunting Danny Phantom, and she suddenly realizes that Phantom's... doing something really unexpected. Oneshot. Read and review, please!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
The Official Dalton Academy Warblers Handbook by AdamPascalFan reviews
As compiled by one Wesley Kim...all the rules you need to know in order to be a proper and appropriate Warbler. Co-written with Spookykat
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stupid Questions by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Danny's English class has a substitute: Mr. Lancer. No, not the old, fat, bald guy. His son. Cue the stupid questions.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lancer - Complete
Mine by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
The New Directions boys can't believe that Blaine finds Kurt attractive. Blaine explains why he has the hottest boyfriend in existence. Klaine fluff, slash. I thought of this cute little one shot, and figured it would be a good break from all the angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Minutiae: 100 Topic Challenge Response by what-happened-2-nice reviews
A series of one-shots in response to Bluegoo2's challenge. Back from my break. Up 4/06/11: Bear with me on this one. I'm seriously sleep deprived.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 89,610 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010
Fatigue by DBack47 reviews
He's survived ghost apocalypse, battled the greatest of foes, and yet he weakens under fatigue, a foe more powerful than all, able to dash secrets and smash masks. No PP, revelation fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Wild Horses by AdamPascalFan reviews
The promised sequel to I'm Not That Boy. Matt and Kurt have graduated McKinley and face the reality of different colleges. What happens when what's the logical decsion and what your heart wants are two different things?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 102,687 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kurt H., Matt R. - Complete
Harry's Own House by MiuBlaze reviews
Snape finds out that he can't take points from Gryffindor on Harry's account anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accidents by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt sets up a safe word to warn Blaine when he crosses the 'just friends' line. But he crosses it anyways. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's Amazing How Inanimate Objects Can Talk Dirty by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Wes, David and Blaine have to pretend to be inanimate objects and talk with each other...only inanimate objects don't talk, especially not so disgustingly...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
mama who bore me, who made me so sad by particularly good finder reviews
Once upon a time, an angel birthed a monster and the world went up in flames.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Beth C., Quinn F. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
lay your weary head to rest by particularly good finder reviews
Four times Kurt Hummel considered taking the easy way out and zero times it ever worked .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by Mz. Ogie reviews
Lancer finds out Danny's secret, just before the end of PP; finally putting all the puzzle pieces together over an entire summer and a near-apocoalyptic experience.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Lancer, Danny F.
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
he stayed that night by particularly good finder reviews
-An exercise in style.- Finn understands better than anyone that Kurt is breaking down right now.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
I've Seen Better by McRaider reviews
When Kurt comes home after several months of trying to get another solo in Glee he announces that he's considering leaving. His father, seriously concerned, asks why and Kurt reveals a history of continous trying and failing. Burt decides to take action.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
I'm Not That Boy by AdamPascalFan reviews
Ok fine he was in love with Kurt Hummel. It wasn't like Kurt even knew he existed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 90,548 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Matt R. - Complete
Phobias by Audrianna13 reviews
It's the Friday before Halloween, and Mr. Lancer decides to let his students relax and have a fun day discussing phobias. However, three students commandeer his lesson when they know more than expected of them...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Derek gets a haircut by Derbs92 reviews
Another cheesey one-shot. Chlerek. All Derek POV all the time.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
those voices, reaching out from the dark by particularly good finder reviews
Finn is visited nightly by a woman with the saddest blue eyes he's ever seen. Kurt hears a voice singing out in the night, even though he knows he's alone. In sleep these boys realize they're not as different as they thought.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Truth Game by Paradise-Whispers reviews
When Danny's class takes a field trip, the bus accidentally leaves Valerie and Danny behind. Now that they are left alone without a ride, their only way home is by walking. Of course they are going to need something to how about The Truth Game?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
there's a road calling you to stray by particularly good finder reviews
The days of summer slip away so quickly; sometimes all they need is a place to get away.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Scared Silent by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
The Scrapbook by Dragon Elexus reviews
Fearful of Jazz's idolism of the ghost-boy, Maddie tries to protect her daughter by stealing her Phantom scrapbook. But the book sparks strange questions in Maddie's mind, and she finds herself stumbling on secrets she never knew existed. Pre-PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Jazz F., Maddie F. - Complete
He loves me, he loves me not? by sephirothflame reviews
Dean and Castiel have been best friends since forever so it wasn't a surprise when they started dating. Dean just wished they weren't taking it so slow. Human!AU. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Scorpius by xybolic reviews
TBR Contest Entry. It was probably a mistake to date an elf who was looking after a demented Mud Boy. Best Over-All winner in Kitsune Heart's 'The Big Reveal' Contest
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Gay Pride And Hors D'oeuvres by particularly good finder reviews
The members of New Directions discover the fun of chat rooms. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
with your fluffy, cotton stuffing by particularly good finder reviews
Or, How Finn Hudson Got Kurt Hummel Into Bed With Him. -Finn is cold. Kurt doesn't care.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
A Manifestation of Guilt by The Creatress reviews
TBR Contest Entry. Artemis awakes with no memory of Orion, so Holly tells him about the alter personality. A discussion ensues, in which Artemis makes a few things very clear...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111 by JuneLuxray reviews
Entire DP story in binary. Enjoy!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
What is This Feeling? by AdamPascalFan reviews
They weren't friends. They were rivals. Always had been. Always will be. So why was he ready to fight for her?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Guiding Hand by MissKellyAnne reviews
Kurt makes a realization concerning Miss Pillsbury at Regionals.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Emma P. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Swamp Fairy reviews
A Glee slumber party at Rachel's turns interesting when the kids decide to play a couple rounds of... you guessed it... Never Have I Ever! Interactive story- lemme know what you want to see and I'll do it. Ensemble, with a whole mix of couples.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
The Under Used Pun by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
I got sick of the "You're not Sirius, I am!" jokes that people put into their stories, so after finding an awesome pic, I wrote a story with a different pun. It turned out rather funny! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor by DiabolicalxDarling reviews
aka vamp-fan! The best way to make a friend? scare them, then help them. It works especially well if you are a half- demon necromancer ghost with some crazy powers and particularly amazing connections to the EG. From Xavier to Chloe, it does, anyways.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
A Desperate Message by JuneLuxray reviews
Danny has something dire to tell the whole school...What will happen once he delivers his message? And what IS his message?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Swift and Exacting by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"'I'm fine,' she was murmuring, as Kurt—seemingly oblivious to the state of his clothing, for once—wrapped an arm around her back to keep her upright." The hazing at McKinley goes a bit beyond slushies. Artie is going to run someone down with his chair.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Just a Little Sick: Challenge Response to Pii by Squirrel Stone reviews
When Danny gets sick, Maddie discovers it's life-threatening. But is there more to this sickness than meets the eye? Will it even explain Danny's unusual behavior?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Pillow Talk by Aleauxvander reviews
Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Three Laws of Robotics by wolffeather reviews
Drabble. V/R, slash if you squint and wear thick goggles. Rich contemplates his relationship with Virgil.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static - Complete
Challenge Responce: Sugar by PhantomMouse1115 reviews
This is a challenge responce to the word: Sugar. Requested by my crazy brother. What happens when Danny gets a sugar rush? Why don't we find out?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Fang Plus Iggy Minus New Years Dates Equals Figgy by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
A late New Year oneshot. “I need someone to kiss!” Iggy exclaimed. “It’s New Years!” “Fine!” Fang said, frustrated and grabbed his face and kissed. Iggy full on the mouth. Dedicated to Kitty Uchiha. :D Figgy if you squint! Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy's Future Wife by Josephine Stone reviews
Albus Potter and Rose Weasley's parents have a bet on who Scorpius Malfoy is going to marry. If it's Lily, they will be just like Ginny and Harry; If it is Rose, they'll be just like Ron and Hermione. Harry witnesses the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/12/2010 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
When Danny Snapped by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
good old fashioned 'Danny beating the snot out of Dash' fic, plenty of angst a little blood two swear words, and one of them is in the AN. Because really Danny needs to beat up Dash more often!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
The Gap Between by McStories reviews
Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,952 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/17/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
While You're Dancing by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Kurt loved Finn. And that was why, when Finn had come up to him with a rather strange request after glee club one day last week, he just hadn’t been able to say no.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Coming Out by Cherrie Keane reviews
Richie decided to come out to the people who hold a roof over his head. For a super genius, this kid sure is stupid. Virgil/Richie fluff, oneshot, un-beta'd. Also my first fan fic in FOREVER. Be gentle.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
A Red Game Boy by The Other Perspective reviews
It occured to me that Ari's Game Boy was brought up, but never really went anywhere. Here's a one-shot with a very troubled Max thinking about her dead half-brother in Disney World.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Max, Ari B. - Complete
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
A Dudley Story by Gothicthundra reviews
After the war is over and the magic he's seen has seemingly gone. Dudley finds himself looking for magic as he leaves home for his own life, but was accidently moving in next to his cousin Harry, more then he barganed for, or even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,032 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Dudley D., Susan B. - Complete
A Spot of Debauchery by CieloCrimisi reviews
Title says it all. Holly stumbles upon an unexpected scene. Read and find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Among the Remembrance by emberfire411 reviews
One-shot. As Luke, Trey, Nina, and all their friends go on with their lives, they will always remember friends, their families, and the one person who risked it all to help them. And may she alway be remembered.
Shadow Children series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Life and Death by Erratta reviews
Dash and Phantom get to talking after meeting at a funeral. A revelation fic, with a twist.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Dash B., Danny F.
Astonishing by I Call Him Fred reviews
It is a lovely autumn afternoon. James and Harry are sleeping on the rug, and Lily, reading a muggle magazine, comes to a very astonishing conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Newspapers, Sharpies, and Harry's Dirty Mind by SadieYuki reviews
."He said it was a Sharpie and it would wear off in a few days, I swear!" So I had a dream the night before the HBP movie came out...and this is what my subconscious came up with. Mild Drarry, and a whole lot of 'what the hell' moments. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbyes by refloc reviews
It was a chaste kiss. It was a quiet kiss. It was an undemanding kiss, but it brought Holly's whole world tumbling down over her head. random oneshot AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Midnight Encounters by 142staircases reviews
It all began with a strong desire for milk and the need to compulsively organize the refrigerator. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - James P., Petunia D. - Complete
Paranoid by Enray reviews
“Hey, everyone!” she yelled, “Danny is Inviso-Bill."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Oh, God You're Annoying by Realistic Fate reviews
An Artemis poem, dedicated to his new twin brothers. I have to point out that I did write this before I had read TTP, so it's not really all that accurate. But, what the heck , it's funny! Hope you enjoy it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Calming Draught by Molly Morrison reviews
Sometimes we say someone should "take a chill pill." The wizarding world has a real equivalent: the Calming Draught. So why did Snape never think to consume one himself? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bonding by The Deranged One reviews
Artemis Sr. finds Artemis doing something he shouldn't...Rsted T for swearing. Artemis is a bit OOC at the end.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Three Generations by AidennPluto reviews
It took three generations, but when all prejudices and petty disputes end, a Potter finally accepts to shake a Malfoy's hand. James and Lucius would be devestated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Camp Out by DPcrazy reviews
Right after CotW. It all starts when Danny is sent away to ghost boot camp. But the real problem is when, during their hike, the rest of the campers are sucked into a natural poral. But how can Danny lead them back out when he's in trouble himself?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,539 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Karate, Judo, KungFu, What was That? by Artgirl4 reviews
Maddie tries to pulls her thoughts together each night on her son Danny Fenton. After an astonishing experience with him, she is more determined than ever to figure him out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,345 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Question by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis has a question for Holly, one which he says, only she can answer. What is it? Arty/Holly oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
An Author Sees the Fruits of His Labor by Gocatcatcat reviews
Eoin Colfer learns of fanfiction and decides to visit the world of Artemis Fowl fanfiction. What happens?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
History by faelyn leaf reviews
Harry dies and has a conversation with the bravest man he ever knew. A goodbye letter from me to Harry Potter, ten months in making.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Technicalities of Legal Copyrighting by Ciela Nelson reviews
Scorpius and Albus Severus were always Meant To Be. Now that their relationship is established, Albus Severus has some questions about how that happened. So anyway, that aside, what's with the copyright marks drowning everything else out every other word?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Reality of Virtuality by Artgirl4 reviews
The students of Mr. Lancer's class must enter someone's mind. But now with no way to get out, they realize just how important Danny Fenton's mind is, including his sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 7,560 - Follows: 1,051 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
I'm one seriously crazed up fruitloop by TPcrazy reviews
How big a DP fna are you? Go through each level/chapter and tally up your results, I promise it's Funny!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Wouldn't Be the Same by Nomad1 reviews
The Dark Lord is defeated... but there are still NEWTs to pass. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
School Trouble by DPcrazy reviews
Sequel to Where Do You Live. Now that Danny's previous adventure is over, it's time to start new. One day, the goverment agents want to talk with Danny Phantom. They tell him that under order of Mayor Masters, what a suprise, he must now attend school.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
I Wanna Play a Game by Peanut Butter Reese Cup reviews
The scary, yet funny game.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Spook or Teenager? by Artgirl4 reviews
Maddie's thoughts on the ghost boy as a ghost hunter and mother.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Maddie F., Danny F.
Obsessive Shadowing by Gothicthundra reviews
James is stalking Lilly, its Remus' time of the month, Sirius is being resonable, Peter has serious news, and Snape's gloating. Yet another normal day at our favorite wizarding school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Of Muggles, Animals, and Roommates by Gothicthundra reviews
Lily Asults James, Frank discovers the secret of the Maurauders, and Candy Bars can cause lots of damage. Just a normal day at Hogwarts all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Lessons by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Holy Pants of Ravenclaw! If I had known that Muggles could do this I wouldn't have gone on about Purebloods so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Where Do You Live? by DPcrazy reviews
Before PP. After Danny fights a ghost, people start to ask him questions. Unfortunately, one of his answers was wrong. Some law comes into play and now Danny Phantom is being tossed from family to family, some of which, he would never expect.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,140 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Photo Album by Siriuslyfun19212 reviews
I took one last look around the dormitory for the night, ready to join the rest of Gryffindor as we celebrated the end of our years at Hogwarts. I sighed, noting every intricate detail I needed to preserve in my mind. I closed the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Family Honor by Koros reviews
ONESHOT. Takes place after Infinite Realms. Jack shows Danny a family heirloom...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Watch, and All Will Be Revealed by RiverofWind reviews
While Harry's starting his search for the horcruxes, Lily, James, Sirius, Dumbledore, and Cedric all watch as the now seventeen year old tries to fight for the Wizarding World and his own future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dead Ringer by isadorator reviews
Deep down, Dark Danny still has some qualities from when he was human. That's why, ten years, one time jump and a dash of disguise powers later, he's still clueless.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2007 - [Dan Phantom, Sam M.] Tucker F. - Complete
Eniyou: So this is Heaven by Trudyann B reviews
This is my story Eniyou, now completely edited and better than ever. Danny has died, but a year later, he finally finds the ghost portal again. Now he will reunite with his friends and family.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Final Chapter by Odi et amo reviews
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, I regret to inform you of the unfortunate death of your nephew Harry Potter. The final chapter of the final book, as I see it happening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Airtalk by radishface reviews
Gossip fuels the rumor mill at Dakota Union High, but Daisy figures things out. Virgil x Richie, among others.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Retirement by Blue Beluga reviews
Danny quits his job as a selfemployed hero, though as always, it doesn't last. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Everything You Ever Wanted by FieryPhoenixSong reviews
Songfic to song of title. It's a sad fic...I'm not explaining it. Read it if you want to find out. I don't think it would happen, I just wanted to write it. Those who come from these situations, you're not alone. I'm praying for you. A mention of drinking
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Something a Girl and a Guy Do Together by BJA Fan reviews
[Crack fic] Vlad has bugged Danny's room. But as he sits down in his lab to spy on him and his friends, he may get more than he bargained for... [Implied DS]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Badger Blues by Angel Frog reviews
Danny finds out what his animagus form is. Not to be taken seriously.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Hopes by HiddenAuthor reviews
Back in September, Danny's life became very complicated. Now in April, ghost and human politics collide and conspire to threaten the greatest source of stability in Danny's life. His secret identity. SEQUEL TO EXCEPTIONS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,172 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Attack of the Crack by Crowmunculus reviews
Just what the title says. Includes the complete and utter destruction of the fourth wall, The Fenton Ghost Eviscerator, an accidental self insert, and random interruptions by the author for no particular reason. Rated for language and just plain stupidity
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Battle Banter by BJA Fan reviews
He paused in midbattle, leaning closer and squinting. ' I've never noticed before, you wear eyeliner? ' In which Danny becomes less clueless, Vlad's sexuality is questioned, and slash is still somehow avoided.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Why Danny never fights back by Torgi Frin reviews
Tucker asks why Danny never fights back when Dash beats him up,but he wasn’t expecting the answer that he got.A cute little oneshot.Rated K plus for talk of the domination of the world and destruction of amity park. Doesn't happen,but there is talk of it
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Break a Leg Danny! by ghostanimal reviews
Dash breaks Danny's leg. How will he fight ghosts with a cast on?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
BEWARE! by Shaun Garin reviews
[Crossover Harry Potter][Crack][Oneshot][Fear Me Universe] or How I Came To Love The Technology.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006 - The Box Ghost, Technus - Complete
Conversations of a Ghost Gabber by Cordria reviews
Follow along with one-sided conversations with the world's greatest Fenton invention!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Dan Phantom, Maddie F. - Complete
Fear Me! by Shaun Garin reviews
[Harry Potter Crossover][Crack][OneShot] Hark and Beware!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2006 - The Box Ghost - Complete
Worst Danny Phantom Fic Ever by HiddenAuthor reviews
Wrote this to blow off steam. Nothing to do with my other stuff. Title says it all. ONESHOT
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Exceptions by HiddenAuthor reviews
With the threat of ghostly doom out of the picture and his parents accepting him for who he is, Danny Fenton is ready for a much less complicated life. But...longer summary inside. SEQUEL TO COMPLICATIONS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,840 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Can a Faerie Love a Human? by Kohaku Kawa reviews
Artemis Is finally eighteen, and finally brave enough to tell Holly how he feels. A few people have commented that this is very soap opera like. Sadly I'd have to agree with them. btw I know how to spell fairy, faerie is an alternate spelling. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Complications by HiddenAuthor reviews
Danny Fenton’s already complicated life is about to get even worse. Longer Summary Inside. Rated T for Safety
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,587 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Epona Harper reviews
Sequel to Playground Philosophy. Maddie and Jack have their little discussion. Do you think it goes smoothly? Remember, this is JACK FENTON we're talking about.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Playground Philosophy by Epona Harper reviews
Maddie finds more than she barganed for when she takes off on a solo hunt for the ghost boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Who is this Kid? by Mornwey reviews
Dash watches Danny. Faintly implied slash
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Uprooting by Victoria Hughes reviews
COMPLETE! Jack suddenly becomes abusive, and Danny's determined to figure out what's happened ... before anything happens to Danny himself. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
The Fateful Night by Daughter of Atlas reviews
It brought back so many memories, him coming in through her window bruised and bloody on the eve of the most important day of their lives. He was wounded and grinning, and she remembered why she had fallen in love with him. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Why by Gecko Osco reviews
Sometimes the easiest questions are the hardest to answer...No pairings, drabble, stream of consciousness and Danny POV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Her Brother's Friend by BlueMyst19 reviews
Oooo... crappy title. Anyway, some TuckerxJazz fluff because Nonny asked me to. Please review if you read!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tucker F., Jazz F. - Complete
Being the Father of a Half Ghost is Confusing! by Trudyann B reviews
Jack realizes what he’s been missing all these years, and decides to change, but will his ‘changing’ push him into finding out Danny’s Secret?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 343 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Box Ghost's Revenge by The Sleep Warrior reviews
Danny's friends and family have been kidnapped by none other than the Box Ghost. But he's incapable of kidnapping. Right? DxS at end, mostly.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,032 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
Baby Of Mine by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Maddie and her enemy, Danny Phantom, are trapped in Walker's prison. The only way for them to get out is for Maddie to trust Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Outside Looking in by Ellen Brand reviews
Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Untrusted by Wing-edZenith reviews
Begins as an alternate ending to the Ultimate Enemy. Everyone was saved from the explosion, but Jack and Maddie don't take to their son and what he may become in the way you'd expect. Will Danny ever be trusted?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Fading Remembrance by XxMidnightWolfxX reviews
A new rival is terrorizing the Ghost Zone & the real world. With Amity Park in ruins, people are fighting back. However, they still believe Danny Phantom will stand in their way. What'll happen when his greatest fear comes alive? SQL to Amity's Hero
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,295 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dark Wings by ElphieBLW reviews
Rated to be safe.M's POV.I woke up in the middle of the night, wondering why when I heard the scream, 4 times.When I found the source, I found out something about my son I never would've dreamed was possible.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Icebreaker by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. "Hi, I'm Danny Fenton, and my most memorable moment is the one where I became a half—ghost."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Talk by Angel Frog reviews
Does it count as an SI if the author is yanking characters into her world? I decided to have a talk with Valerie and Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Valerie G., Danny F. - Complete
Contrariwise by falsechaos reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Dash Baxter isn't a total moron. He even knows something about Danny Fenton that Vlad hasn't been able to figure out yet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
April Fools Drama by MarinaLilychan reviews
It's April Fools Day, and Danny and friends are having quite an interesting day. And does Valerie discover Danny's secret? Somewhat sequel to Jack's wish, but you'll understand it if you haven't read
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Family by Meanthis reviews
[SLASH] Thanks to the HomeEd project, Virgil and Richie are forced to play 'Family' for a week...
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
The Last Time the Phantom Flew by MoonrockBlink1772 reviews
A short, sad poem about Danny's last moments.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
I'm Not Sorry by at-a-glance reviews
All of Amity discover Danny's secret,and now the young halfa has no choice but to run.But his departure may cause an event that no one would expect. Excepting all critism, Im new [finished]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Jack's wish by MarinaLilychan reviews
Jack makes a stupid wish and is overheard by Desiree. Will Danny's secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Rated to be safe. COMPLETED!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
If Only You Had Told Me by Saramis Kismet reviews
I had finally finished it. The weight of my responsibility was lifted from my shoulders, but only to be replaced by the even larger weight of guilt. I was justified until all secrets revealed themselves... A OneShot
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Valerie G., Sam M. - Complete
In the Heat by ArtysSexKitten reviews
While stuck in a particually hot chute. Holly and Artemis have a little talk. Slight fluff and a kiss.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cold hearted Scientist by whirlgirl reviews
Pre-PP. Everything Danny's lived for, lied for and half-died for is held in the balance by someone he saved. One-shot extended drabble. -EDITED- CURRENTLY EDITING/COMPLETING ALL OLD STORIES.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Sleepover by Spiffy McFloogan reviews
COMPLETE! The Manson's are bunking in The Fenton's house when a Ghost Hunt goes bad! Bringing two different families together like this isn't all bad, unless you make a Goth enter a beauty contest! DxS R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,997 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
Summertime by X-parrot reviews
[complete] SLASH This wasn't the way Richie had planned to come out.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Wrestling with Dragons by Ellen Brand reviews
PostOutside Looking In. A little fallout from Danny Shadow, Reign Storm, and the like...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Danny Shadow by Ellen Brand reviews
Danny's beside himself... literally! And not all of what's come out of his head is friendly...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Hurricanes and Sisters by Fire Tears reviews
Both are impressive forces of nature. Sharon knows more than she's supposed to, less than she should, and can't seem to find a happy medium. [VirgilRichie]
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
House Call by VincentM reviews
A follow up to Tech Support, Richie tries to figure out why the Watchtower is crashing. The cause is more sinister than originally expected and much more closely tied to Dakota than anyone thought.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Nor Iron Bars by Ellen Brand reviews
Short little musing after Public Enemies
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
A Temporary Cease Fire by Justina Bubbles reviews
COMPLETE. As Jack and Maddie go on a hunt one night for public enemy 1, InvisoBill, they discover something that could change the way they look at ghosts forever.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Well What I Mean To Say Is by Melethiel reviews
In real life, people are in no way confident when they pop the big question. Danny's confidence level is minus 67. He's blabbering away like an idiot. And Sam is trying to figure out exactally what it is he's trying to tell her. For my dad.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Tech Support by VincentM reviews
Richie is grounded. He has a nice chat with his mother. Oh, and the Watchtower is crashing. (Crossover with JLU)
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2005
Amity's Hero by XxMidnightWolfxX reviews
When somebody messes with the Ghost Portal, a massive ghost attack brings chaos into Amity Park. It's up to InvisoBill to set things straight, but how much will he risk? What will he gain & what will he lose? His secret perhaps? Action, Suspense, DxS?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,957 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Exposed by Hearts of Eternity reviews
One Shot!During gym Danny gets exposed to his class, but not in the way you think. Read on to see how both Sam and Danny react to all his new attention.DxS!One Shot!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Setting the Record Straight by Ragman Jack reviews
InvisoBill gives an interview.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
20 Questions by Dimitri t reviews
When Mr. Hawkins told his son he could ask him anything he didn't expect this. But maybe he should have. (Slash, VirgilRichie)
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
It's the Journey that Counts by valkyrie-alex reviews
Some things are meant to be. It just takes Fate a few tries, is all... VR slash of course. Oneshot fluff.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Finish Line by Ginger Alli reviews
A short one-shot about Richie and how he deals with his father's racism.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
It's A Tradition by valkyrie-alex reviews
Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Gone Even As I Remember You by Travithian Axile reviews
Artemis knows that there is something wrong with him but he can't figure out what. PostEC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sometimes Luna plays with ghosts by newtypeshadow reviews
Sometimes Luna plays with ghosts. They don't call her Loony. A doubledrabble 200 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Luna L., Albus D. - Complete
Stuck on Parseltongue by Molly Morrison reviews
Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Habit by Paradoxal Reality reviews
Jasmine has a habit. It's probably not the sort of habit you're thinking of, though. Jazz one-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
Just Once by Destiny's Creator reviews
SEQUEL TO: A Simple Conversation! It's finally completed, long awaited...and aren't you proud of me? After a slight incident Virgil has to confront Ritchie on a touchy topic matter...neither wants to. Slash. Majorly Revised!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
Shallow Questions, Deep Truths by Miss Laine reviews
Harry is forced to answer a difficult question. Will it change anything or not? This is just a short one-shot meant to gauge people's reactions to my writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Simple Conversation by Destiny's Creator reviews
Well, pretty much refers to the title. Ritchie and Virgil have a little heart to heart over Trig homework, oh look something good actually came out of that torture for once... Revised!
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
Nobody's Fool by wyredsisters reviews
We were reading a d/g fic, and thought, 'Hey, let's make fun it' So we wrote this. We like it. We laugh at it. So should you. Please review. It's really, really funny so please read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Invisible by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Neville is invisible. But because he is invisible he knows everyone else's secrets. But no one knows his. WARNING: No squeemish people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Neville L.
Beyond the Veil by Robin4 reviews
Sirius' epilogue, following the events of Chapter 35 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Reunions, unhealed wounds, and remembrances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/26/2002
Awards Ceremony by BreetanyaViolet reviews
I think this is a Parody... If not its a Humor. Its the end of the Gang's 7th year. Big D is giving out awards. PG cause i want to be safe... although its probably g.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Search for the DADA Professor by NeoSapien reviews
Dumbledore's not-so-epic interview process for the next in a long, long, long line of DADA Professors continues. Will they be female? Male? Or... something ELSE?!?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2002
Truth or Dare - Death Eater Style by NeoSapien reviews
A twist on a common theme. What if Voldemort decided to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2001
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/19/2001
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He Chose You reviews
Is it just me or was Iggy being unusually whiney in FANG? Well, this is my explanation for that. WARNING: Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Mad's Guide to Annoying the Heck Out of Danny reviews
Challenge response to JuneLuxray's "Guide to Annoying Danny" challenge. Enjoy! T just in case
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Danny F.
Mad's OneshotStoryThing Without a Creative Title reviews
A place for me to post my oneshots that are too short to be called an actual story. Now: You Wouldn't Understand
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Danny F.
It Gets Easier reviews
"Does it ever go away?" "No, it doesn't." Merry Christmas everyone!
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
When You're Older reviews
Katniss' daughter is tired of being told she's "too young"
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Just Nod reviews
Summary: He should have seen it coming, really. What chance did he ever have against the Great Artemis Fowl?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Artemis F., Trouble K. - Complete
The Worst DP Fic Ever reviews
Summary: After reading the worst Harry Potter story ever, My Immortal, I was inspired to write this. Warning: Contains a Mary Sue, a slaughtering of the English language, and a stupid and pointless plot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Clueless1 to Goth1 reviews
Summary: Danny gets curious as to why he has to be Clueless1. Sam decides to tell – Um, "show" him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Layers reviews
"So he went through the layers of the dream, losing track of time, just searching for the truth that he had once known, aching to be with his family again." Rated 'cause I'm not good with rating things
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - D. Cobb, Mal - Complete
How it Happened and a Tape reviews
Maddie and Jack Fenton decide that it is time to go through some old surveillance tapes. What wonders shall they come across? IN THE PROCESS OF EDITING
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Zero to Hero reviews
Danny reflects on what it's like to lead two lives.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Revelations reviews
This is a response to JuneLuxray's challenge Danny gets Revealed to Dash. I hope you enjoy!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Figgy Anyone? reviews
This is a plotless Figgy oneshot. That's right, Figgy. Meaning slash Fang/Iggy. If you don't like this pairing then don't read this story. I don't need your close minded reviews. Now if you want to flame my writing skills then you are welcome to do so.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Stalking Harry potter reviews
What have I done? *sigh* Whatever, just read it if you are tired of serious Harry potter stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
I’ve Always Wanted to be reviews
Summary: O.o I don’t know what I was thinking when I was writing this so please, don’t ask. Dudley decides to confide in something with his father. Let’s hope I didn’t give poor Vernon a heart attack. Remember: Don’t ask! Flames accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
A Collection of SongFics and Other Strange Things reviews
Hola amigos! This is just what the title says although if you don't like songfics the stories might still make sense. Please just check it out! Newest Update: Coming Clean Rating to be safe
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Danny F.
A Ruined Moment reviews
What if Max decides that the Flock would be better off without her? Fax fluff
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Eddie's Take on the Situation reviews
Summary: Eddie finally gives his take on the whole Vlad “situation.” If you squint and look side-ways you might be able to make out a touch of one-sided Vlad/Eddie.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Eddie P., Vladimir Tod - Complete
A Stolen Kiss reviews
We never did find out Fang's oppinion on his and Lissa's kiss.....
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete