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CHALLENGE:Write a revengefic to https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8814324/1/

The story has to be Narutocentric. (Yami!Naru, Kyuubi!Naru, Rage!Naru, Intelligient!Naru)

Naruto is Genma (AT THE TIME OF THIS STORY) and gets the info he seeked, he even had access to the contract of ther 15month assignment because he wondered. But that he only found out in his position as hokage, not as her nakama, and definitely not as her husband.

Whoever writes this gets 100 internets from me per PM (when I get the link), singles or the whole stash as one, and/or I finally load up one of my own stories, so that all those others I've written a review have a chance to bitch back.

Ya ne.


Things I have to see and read (yet):

Simpsons/Warhammer

AirGear/Warhammer

AirGear/Batman

Batman/Warhammer

HarryPotter/Alice in Wonderland

OnePiece/Airgear

Pokemon/Warhammer (PokeTau/Chaosmon/Astartesmon/PokeOrcs/PokEldar/DarkPokEldar/...)

Potter/Shadowrun (Harry/MentorSpirit)

Naruto/Shadowrun (welcome to the shadows)

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I'm a collector and connoseur of a wide area of things of the 'art'.

I like to read them, hear them and to see them.

I have more ideas that are good for me, but not nearly the talent to bring them all to paper, .docs, or html.

And then there's the problem that my head wants to explode with all these ideas.

So I try, and fail and let it be. And seek what I want somewhere else.

Here, at deviantart, at newgrounds, somewhere else. It doesn't matter to me. Just for all the voices in my head, so they can shut the f*k up.

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I like smut, like i like my drinks. Good, tasty, delicious and inspiring.

If that fails, i like 'em like my other drinks. A lot, going down like water, and they make me so plastered that i don't know what happend.

I also like internet comics.

These tasty bits of irony, with the fine odeur of sarcasm, and the sublimity of a 4 Mace straight to your face.

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Naruto the Twin Tailed Crew by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Sequel to 'Naruto the Twin tails' - Triple Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 18h ago - Published: 2/7 - Naruto U.
DUEL by fantasy1290 reviews
What if when Draco challenged Harry to a duel at the beginning of first year it had a lot more significance then either realized? A duel not only for bragging rights but for injustice and eventual love. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 313,515 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Susan B.]
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,569 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 8,292 - Follows: 9,611 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Old Habits Die Hard by Thatdude2106 reviews
A brand new place. A brand new lifestyle. Old habits always die hard. Naruto hopes to live a peaceful life and maybe even gain some friends along the way. Little does he know that he is going to be pulled into a whole new world of fighting.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,980 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/26
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Different Scroll by BlueWolf1923 reviews
Ten-year-old Hinata works up the courage to talk to Naruto, and ends up teaching him the Clone Jutsu. He passes the Genin Exam properly and never learns the Shadow Clone Jutsu. From there, their entire lives change forever. NaruHina. Rinnegan!Naruto. Chapter 45: Encirclement Battle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 317,218 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Gaara, Tenten]
An Unbreakable Sage - Rewritten by Sabaku Ookami reviews
At the end of the fourth Shinobi war, the alliance of hidden villages won and Uzumaki Naruto was hailed as a Hero. When he and the other Konoha shinobi returned to Konohagakure... Naruto was exiled. In confronting that which no normal person could, he was no longer human in their eyes and no longer their hero. (Full summary inside) NarutoXharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/16 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Boomerang Master by rebirthsherooftheblue reviews
In a world that only females could control chakra and men had to learn to fight with weapons. Naruto finds his calling to be the master of boomerangs, with friends and the Kyuubi on his side, what could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/22 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Cloaked Death by Dinner reviews
To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,262 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto of the Biju by Buffmanican reviews
"Kyuubi!" "We had a deal Yondaime." "I'm sorry, forgive me Naruto." tears streaked down the father's face. "Your beloved son now belongs to me." the fox demon smirked... this is a story inspired by a picture on DevArt. i don't own Naruto. this is an alternate universe type of story. enjoy. look in review to see where i got the idea from
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Nibi/Matatabi
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
Invisible by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has a twin, everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. Harry is pushed aside, when it comes to it what will happen? will Harry fight for a world that didnt want him or care about him? will Dumbledore, the Potter's grovell at his feet? Snarry/slash. What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that faithful halloween night? oh so many years ago?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 357,680 - Reviews: 6800 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 12 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,884 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/1 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 246,353 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC]
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,760 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/7/2009
A Kitsune in Nerima by Fellgrave reviews
Mito Uzumaki used a different way of defeating the Kyuubi, and Ranma fell in a different spring. What does this mean for the rest of the Nerima Crew?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,372 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi, Kyuubi/Kurama
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 400,509 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 288,283 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Technological Maelstrom Rewritten by Sabaku Ookami reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a genius well known in the Elemental Nations is equally sought after by every Country, Organization and hidden village while spreading out various improvements to medical treatments to alternate sources of energy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,457 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Great Devourer by LoverOfGames reviews
A tyranid splinter fleet is thrown into the Star Wars galaxy at the dawn of the Clone Wars. Things will never be the same again.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/2/2012
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic and honest look at those who appear in the Narutoverse. What would the experience really be like? It wouldn't be fun, that's for sure. A girl who falls into the world without knowing anything about Naruto faces the task of surviving, but how will her presence alter the original events in the story - if at all? Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto's 'Tails' by Outlook Positive reviews
Minato's mistake during Kyuubi's attack caused a very different kind of fox to be sealed into Naruto instead of the nine-tailed engine of doom - This is the adventure of Kyuubi-less Naruto as he seeks to create a path for himself in the shinobi world with the help of his accidental hostage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,161 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Naruto U., Shino A., Haku, Yakumo
Naruto the Supreme Fighter by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto Uzumaki inherited more than a bead when he was given that old earing... he was given the fate of the original Naruto Uzumaki. Powerful Naruto. This is one of my Five Original Lost Story Ideas.
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,781 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Naruto U., Chōun S., Kan'u U., Ukitsu
Suna no Hoshi by Felicity Dream reviews
Fem!Naru Minato tells Kushina to flee to Suna, if something were to go wrong in Konoha after his death. Because of this, somehow Naruto is raised in the Sand. The result is the creation of Team BAMF, an awkward Kazekage, and the world at large being driven insane. "You're the Desert Prince? You look like a girl." "I am a girl." "...Oh."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,336 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Naruto U., The Fourth Kazekage]
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,424 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/14/2007
Imprisoned Realm by LoveHP reviews
A trap during the Horcrux hunt sends Harry into a nightmarish dimension where war has reigned for 28 years. Other thing worse than Voldemort, the evil Ministry of Magic, the threat of a new Dark Lord & parents who despise him is the new situation Harry is thrust into. Will he find his way back home to finish his own war? Strong adult themes and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,137 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,536 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 5,636 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter the Magi by monbade reviews
When Harry is 7 years old, just after he apparated to the school roof. He is severely beat by his uncle. While lying in the cupboard under the stairs, he makes a wish to be somewhere else as he passes out in pain. He wakes with a woman kneeling above him on a ship. Harry is offered a new life and he decides to take it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,323 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Callahan JR by monbade reviews
Vernon gets rid of Harry by using a friend. Harry is dumped in San Francisco just after he is left with the Dursleys. Rescued by Inspector Harry Callahan of the San Francisco Police Dept and raised as his son. This story takes place in year 5
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dirty Harry - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,596 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Twin Tails by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto had been dead for no more than an hour before he was given the chance at something more. Given the chance to pick on of many paths by the Dragon of Infinity he picked the one that would change the life of one girl, and give her the brother she longed for. Even if he had to swallow his pride to do it. Powerful Naruto - Cat Naruto - Maybe Harem
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 172,382 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Death By Inches by Sarah1281 reviews
On the one hand, Isaac Abrams was relieved beyond measure to get word of his long-troubled and recently missing childe. Still, just because Ash has been found doesn't mean that he wants anything to do with him or is at all interested in halting this self-destructive streak. If anything, it seems the time away had only worsened it.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6 - Ash R. - Complete
The Ruins of Love's Legacy by InfiniteDragon reviews
Returning from his 'training trip', Naruto and Jiraiya stumble upon Team Gai, returning from an exhausting mission of their own, in Wave. However, the location of their coincidental meeting is anything but... even if the only Uzumaki among them doesn't have the faintest clue of 'why'. The ruins of Naruto's ancestral home are calling him back. Naru/Ten, possibly Naru/Ten/Shion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,793 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto the Ace of Cait Shelter by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto was given a chance to protect everyone he loved... by never seeing them again and going to a new world. A world filled with magic, and he himself now has this magic given to him by... A little girl! How will Naruto handle a world where war is rare and the opponents are strange? Like a boss that's how! Naruto/Harem, Powerful Naruto, Dragon Slayer Naruto with a twist.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,314 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Naruto U., Aries, Virgo, Wendy M.
A Fox Helps a Wild Horse by VFSNAKE reviews
ONE-SHOT! The beginning of Ranma, but with an intervention from Naruto and then Hinata later on.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/1 - [Ranma, Shampoo] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto the Ninja Duelist by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto won the war but was sent into the future by Obito's last move, and when he comes out of the portal he lands in the front yard of the maker of Duel Monsters. Inpired by this strange boy he makes Naruto a deck and enrolls him in the place future duelists go after three months of practice... Duel Academy. Naruto/Harem First chapter is the Deck Stats.
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,082 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Naruto U.
Terrible Parenting by Sarah1281 reviews
Trying to help Earth-born Shepard find her family, Liara makes a rather startling discovery. Really, the Illusive Man could give Miranda's father a run for his money as far as bad parenting goes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Naruto The Don by LolaTheSa reviews
Naruto runs a brothel. yes you guessed it. Smut\lemons. whatever. The main is Naruto/hina/ino/saku. those three have the least degrading jobs. naruharem also. AU. Suggested fic. Reread summary before coming in please. Understand it too! Love ya :-)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 6 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,744 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Without War to Guide Me by Todeswind reviews
In the grim darkness of the future there is only war. But what happpens to a Space Marine when he is stranded in a place where his unique set of talents are neither needed, desired, or valued by humanity? What is a weapon's purpose without a war to fight in?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/29/2013
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Sisters First by Sarah1281 reviews
In the aftermath of her father's murder, Jeanette Voerman endures the attempted help of those who understand nothing while once again Therese gets away with everything. References to possibly triggering canonical backstory.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Therese V., Jeanette V. - Complete
A Hunter's Tale by Colleen reviews
Halloween on the Hellmouth has so many possiblilties. Apparently Ethan thought that one of the Slayer's little group going as a Vampire Hunter might be funny. Too bad neither he nor Xander know much about the costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,891 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Xander H.
Waiting for Gehenna by Sarah1281 reviews
After LaCroix and his sarcophagus explode and Nines is recovering, the fledgling finally has a chance to spend some time getting to know the savior she should really try to stop accidentally causing problems for. Fortunately the Anarchs are quite willing to accept kindred as unconventional as she's turning out to be.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Nines R., Ventrue - Complete
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,202 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Blame Bach by Sarah1281 reviews
After returning from Grout's mansion and being fairly certain that Nines killed him, the fledgling realizes that she likes Nines a lot more than she ever liked LaCroix and so decides to just not share that information no matter how hard LaCroix tries to pull it out of her.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix, Ventrue - Complete
I am Noble by Hammer-space Handgun reviews
"Nobility isn't a trait; it's an idea." Those words are what founded the Noble Chapter of the Good King's Legion. Each Noble is dedicated to their own cause: some for family, others for religion. Blade Knight Norment Mason is Noble to uphold what it means to be Noble. How will he fare in a world where the most vile and dishonorable of scum dare to call themselves noble?
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Louise
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 288,635 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Property Damage by Kagaseo reviews
Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.
Crossover - Warhammer & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,228 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - The Emperor, Shirō E.
Regret by Narutoenthusiast reviews
No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 178,891 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Lord of the Forests by Radji reviews
Forgotten by many, he walk across the lands. The forests as his domain, the lord of the wilderness will turn the world upside down. Pairing : Arsylvos(Naruto)/ Artemis(eventually.) Rated MA. for violence, profanities and the usual.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Artemis
That Last Thread by Sarah1281 reviews
Unable or perhaps just unwilling to convince Samantha that she had made a mistake, the fledgling tracks her down after things get less hectic to try and find out more about her past and the one remaining connection to her lost life.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Ventrue - Complete
Savage by Todeswind reviews
A series of one shot short stories about the brutal nature of the Warhammer world.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011
So Close Yet So Far by apollyon1991 reviews
Two people,so similar yet so different. When Shima's summoning jutsu misfires, instead of appearing to rescue Konoha from Pain, Naruto is dropped into the middle of the Northern Watertribe invasion. Naruto/Toph
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,955 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Aang
Can We Keep Him? by apollyon1991 reviews
Young Kaito always wanted a pet to call his very own. So when one day he finds a strange boy complete with fluffy fox ears and a tail and no memories, what else can he ask but "Can we keep him?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Naruto U., Shion
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,669 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
30 Ways to Ask by JoanyChan reviews
Because when the girl you fall for is Kushina Uzumaki, you better have Plans A-Z prepared...and since an entire alphabet's worth of plans won't be enough, you better double those letters while you're at it. AU. MinaKushi & side pairings. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,412 - Follows: 12,323 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In the Shadows I like the quiet by Tjin reviews
Xander is the quiet one, the one everyone overlooks and the one that works best in the shadows... lets see how that works out.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Xander H.
Starcraft AU: Tiberium Galaxy by avatar-of-kane reviews
More than 400 years has passed since the events of Tiberium Twilight. Now, stuck in the Koprulu Sector, Kane and the Brotherhood of Nod plans a new level of ascension. No terrans, protoss or zergs shall stop them. First part of trilogy.
Crossover - StarCraft & Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 297,309 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James R., Kane
Give It Your Best Shot by Zenathea reviews
Some men were born average and went on to live an average life. He was not, had never been, and would never be one of those men. With his ancestry, it was hardly a surprise. Facing off against enemies old and new, very few things could come more naturally to him. No Slash. AU. Dimension Travel with a dash of Time Travel. Darker themes: war, politics, questionable morality, and etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,039 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Deus Ex Machina by Nik0laiCarpathia reviews
With no loving parents, no positive role models, and only the teachings of beings of pure darkness to guide him, how could things have ended any other way? Watch as Naruto uses the power of the Force to carve his own path through destiny. (Dark Side Naruto) UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,761 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Naruto U.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 7,116 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Dog of Zero by Shao Leafwalker reviews
Louise manages to summon exactly what she wanted. Sorta. This time she manages to pull a young Dire Wolf to be her familiar. What happens when Louise gets exactly what she wants, in the form of what will eventually become 1,600 pounds of magically enhanced wolf carrying the familiar runes of the Heart of God. Heaven help the world.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,060 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Louise
Tales of the Wolf by Radji reviews
We all know about Guts's life with the band of the hawk. But...What if he made an unexpected encounter, before the band of the hawk? Will the world be ready for the berserker and the last child of the moon?
Crossover - Berserk & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruko U.
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,873 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Changed My Mind by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Old friendships broken, new ones formed. Sticks to canon at first but will tread to AU territory. M rating because I'm paranoid. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 346,479 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 5,018 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Chaos by Sarah1281 reviews
The Narrator has long-since been used to knowing exactly how the story will go but the Witch throwing him to the giantess took him by surprise. He can still see the beautiful story meant to unfold but as he falls he knows that it will be lost forever and chaos will reign instead. Oh, what a waste.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Narrator - Complete
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. Slow updates, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,724 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Charlie W.
Spartans of Uzushiogakure by Mikagami39 reviews
Ripped from the arms of Kushina by an malevolent force, Naruto is raised by the Spartans of our ancient Greece. What happens when the time comes for him to go back to the home he never knew? Read and see what happens...[Rated M for language, adult themes, etc... Please review! Naru/Kush is a mother/son relationship. Will have various pairings that will change from time to time...]
Crossover - Naruto & Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I., Kushina U.
Jewels of Fate by LD 1449 reviews
A beast wakes, A beast wakes in three different planes, A beast wakes at three different times, A beast wakes at the same time, A beast wakes. And now it approached. NOTE: Sequel to Naruto of the Shikon. Must read Shikon first to understand what is going on.
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,810 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Shūyu K., Sonsaku H.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Chronicles of the West by Ookami88 reviews
Naruto was banished from Konoha for overusing the power of Kyuubi during his clash with Sasuke. After seven years has passed he became a living legend and a powerful ruler of the united western lands. Now it'll be his decision: aid Konoha in their time of need, or leave them to their fate. Emperor Naruto. Rating for major violence, cursing and something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Antlers and Fangs by HMS Jones reviews
The Lost Prince was stolen during his first year. As son of King Robert and Queen Cersei, he was sorely missed in the realm. However Eddard Stark believes he may have found the prince, in the unlikely form of an amnesiac Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,639 - Follows: 12,152 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Won Initiative and the Kwisatz Haderach by DalkonCledwin reviews
While traveling on a Spelljammer, our Hero Argylle suddenly gets transported to a far off land where things quickly start to stop making sense to his years of expertise. All the while the people of this new world are continuously baffled by his seemingly superior combat skills and his ability to charm some of the most dangerous creatures their world has to offer...
Crossover - Dune & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013
Lord of the Abyss by Puppetmaster24 reviews
A Dark Eldar warship has been transported to the Star Trek galaxy. How will this new evil affect the galaxy?
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,020 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Alpha of Zero by CrimsonBlade11 reviews
Louise wants an awesome Familiar, eh? Well, let's see how she responds when gains not a regular boy as a Familiar, but a soldier who specializes in subversive tactics, stealth combat and anti-magic. Meet Lyall, a smart-ass who loves to get a rise out of his comrades. Let's see how Halkigenia fares when they have to deal with a half-elf mage hunter. Let the mayhem commence...
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,124 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Louise
Infinite Supply by phoenix3488 reviews
There is a reason why the gods aren't allowed to interfere in human affairs. Yondaime didn't know this and the final result was Naruto dealing with the consequences. But are they good or bad for him? Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Price of Living by LovelyWeather reviews
Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,300 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/6/2009 - OC
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 6,279 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,413 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Bloody Maelstrom: Redux by Hector Enix reviews
In a moment of desperation, Naruto is tested by the King of Hell, Blood Hounduar. Afterwards, he is resurrected as the Warrior-Priest of Blood, tasked with spreading the faith and eliminating the pseudo-demons that populate the world. Oh what fun...
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,593 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011
Rise of Yami no Naruto by Kami no Uzumaki reviews
AU 'They said I was wrong, that I was a fool, and I opposed them. I waged a War against them, killed some of my own brethren, but in the end I was defeated at the hands of my equal. But in her naivety I will Rise again, and this time I will make no mistakes. I will see to it that my goal is achieved even if I must plunge the Universe into Chaos.' Dark God Naruto Harem Major Deaths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,770 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Legend of the Kōjin no Kōtei by Kami no Uzumaki reviews
AU, What if long ago in the time of the Rikudo lived a Clan who's powers could save or destroy a world? What if from that Clan the Heir a Legendary man vanished from the world. Only to be awakened by one girl? Well now he's awake, and he is going to complete his goal, to find and kill a Traitor of his Clan. By any means...Dark/Grey Naruto, Godlike Naruto, Naruto Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Second Chance by tonksfan94 reviews
Harry gets ambushed by death eaters and Voldemort in the summer after fifth year, the order is too late in arriving while Voldemort has another wand up his sleeve, harry travels back in time six years and meets someone he knew before. post ootp, time-travel HONKS inspired by Imaginaryfriend101's Time Gone Bye... Cover image credit: Brian64
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,638 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Andromeda T.
L am Dragonborn II by BlueWolf1923 reviews
Alduin has fallen. The Dragonborn Prophecy has been fulfilled, and L has returned to our world, but he is far from done. His quest to slay the World-Eater has left loose ends to deal with and more work to do. Wars are beginning, and Skyrim needs him now more than ever. Meanwhile, an old enemy from Earth pursues the Dragonborn, obsessed with defeating him. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Death Note & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - L
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Harry Potter and the Methods of Chaos by JBean210 reviews
A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,520 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Naruto or is it Wade? by GamesRMine reviews
History is doomed to repeat itself unless it is remembered….But can an entire world reset itself back by going….forward? When key people are….reborn, can a world change into something that only True Believers can believe? Naruto/Marvel/Deadpool crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
The Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Ookami88 reviews
When Naruto stole the Scroll of Sealing, he wasn't aware of the mystery that it concealed. A destroyed village and it's prestigious clan will once again mark the pages of history through him. He'll be their legacy. He'll be their hope. Rating may change!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,359 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Late Night Rant by Flareose - Knifepoint Entry reviews
Join me in the Rants, the Late Night Rant. Where we'll be exploring the Plot Holes, little Character development in some of the Supporting Characters and sometimes even Main Characters. Strange Plots that makes no sense and Flashbacks. Lots and lots of Flashbacks and compare other franchises with this to get certain points across. First off in this Rant/Bashing Fic, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,939 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Twinkie by Ryth76 reviews
VERY cracky one-shots about an orc and... his teddy bear? Based on a comment from Council of Elrond on the slave-driver in 'In the Company of Orcs.' New Chapter! After being stolen, Twinkie faces horrors the likes of which no man or elf or orc has ever faced: robots, archery contests, and tone-deaf orcs. Will he ever find his way home?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Orc - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Masked Beast by LivingLie reviews
AU Naruto's face gets disfigured and, he becomes mentally unstable and unpredictible. Oh and did I tell you his parents never planned for him? Rated M for language and lemons, which we be later on. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,469 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Karui, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
The Circle Must be Broken by Todeswind reviews
Babylon five is a haven for warriors, idealists, dreamers, and wanderers. How much damage can one more ship of fanatics do in the long run?
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 454,891 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010
Gods of the Shinobi World by Rikaril reviews
Shikamaru comes up with a plan that changes the world, and he decides to take Shino and Naruto along for the ride.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shino A., Yakumo
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,625 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
The Distant and Not-So-Bright Future by His Lordship Havoc reviews
As if the Dominion War wasn't enough, Captain Sisko and the crew of Deep Space 9 find themselves dealing with an unusual visitor whose inhumanly deadly skills and dedication to protecting the human race just might tear the Federation apart. Written as a challengefic. Rated M for lots of violence and battle scenes, not to mention a somewhat awkward and comical attempt at romance.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Space Marines
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Path of the Samurai by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
What if Naruto made a different choice after the events of VotE? What if an injured Naruto was discovered by a travelling Mifune? With a new path laid out before him, will he forge his own way to victory? Samurai!Naruto. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Up for adoption, with beta-ing by me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,607 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cultist-chan, Destroyer of Worlds by roisaber reviews
When Cultist-chan wins the spaceship of her dreams during a rigged raffle, even Khorne can find no reason to fault her when he witnesses the final outcome.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 296,449 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Tome by Fellgrave reviews
Harry Potter is a wizard, at least according to most. But what if he wasn't? What if, when he was young, he was given a book that opened his eyes to an entire new universe of possibilities. Fellgrave productions present the first, of my knowledge, true to D&D form, Sorcerer Harry. Edit: Slight Changes to Chap 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,386 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
The Lord of Uzu by ReaderMike reviews
Many have speculated that Nami no Kuni was once Uzu no Kuni. Though none have speculated as to what would happen if the royal family were to return to their homeland. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, the heir of Uzu. Slash and Het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,484 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,166 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
Naruto: Lost and Found by Ookami88 reviews
After the death of the Yondaime Hokage, Naruto is stolen from his crib to be made into a weapon for Konoha. However apparance of an unknown monk changes everything drastically. A new destiny awaits for Naruto. A/N - NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Mind Over Matter by LivingLie reviews
Could the mind really triumph over massive brawn? Well I'm sure if that mind is condesending jerk who somehow can out think both the Nara's and the Aburames, anythings possible. Very smart Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Naruto U.
A Tenser Game by BlackBee reviews
Player 1 vs. AI.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Shinji 108 by SamJaz reviews
2004: Shinji Ikari entered the Spartan Mk. II program. 2015: Spartan-108 becomes the Green Ranger and is working for NERV to defeat the angels. Halo/PowerRangers/Eva crossover. Thought I'd mix things up a little.
Crossover - Evangelion & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,847 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Shinji I., Master Chief/John-117
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,793 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 4,330 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
The King of Limbs by Zeitgeist84 reviews
"After the war, I thought it would be easy. Work with the Aurors, get married, have children. Buy a big house, play Quidditch with the kids—be a family man. But, well, you know how it goes. Terrorism. Drugs. MI-7. England. And of course, here I am, stuck in the middle of it. Some things never change, I guess." Post-DH, EWE. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,459 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A heavy responsibility by NaruKaze 3000 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is born 2 years before the Kyuubi Attack. He lives a succesful life untill he is informed that he has 3 little sisters to look after. How does Naruto cope with 3 Jinchuuriki sisters? How will the world be affected? Smart/Strong Naruto. M for certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
You thought wrong by babywolf-lover reviews
What if everything was different? What if Sasuke wasn't the bad guy it was someone else? What if he didn't get the curse mark someone else did in his place. What if it was a certain nine tails Jinchuuriki instead and everything you thought you knew was wrong. 1-22 edited Main Pairing Suigetsu x Naru lite Kakashi x Naru COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons by Shadenight123 reviews
A dwarf cleric miscasts a miracle for some barrels of beer. Harry, age six, is chosen and taken to the Material Plane. Now at thirty-one, Archduke and powerful axe wielding warrior of might and magic, he finds with his fellow adventurers a mirror that acts like a portal and is connected to the veil. What world will he end up choosing in the end? D&D crossover. Adult Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P.
Son of by Tjin reviews
To save Willow, Oz and Cordellia Xander attempts to distract the Judge while they escape, Xander may well discover that he is in fact "The one who See's"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Xander H.
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
One mistake by Lvmj reviews
One mistake... one mistake that from Lord Voldemort caused a chain reaction that would shake the very foundations of the Wizarding world, whether it is good or bad. That faithful night on Halloween, Voldemort left a different mark on a small baby boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Days We Knew by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danzō S., Kushina U. - Complete
Ne'er to Meet Again by MeleeRondo reviews
Contains spoilers that may or may not be vague: Kisame and Itachi cross paths in the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
Mirror by BookOfXcentric reviews
This fic is pointless fanservice: Inspired by LoA ep Bad Po. Smexy BadPo/Ti. Rating: Older Teen. Could be considered some type of citrus fruit.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bad Po, Tigress - Complete
Sometimes by That guy83 reviews
A good book is all you need...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Spartan of Pandora by Kurogane7 reviews
AU, Post Halo 4: After a strange turn of events, John-117 has ended up in the Borderlands universe. One rumor and a long time of boredom, and he is on Pandora. Will he find a way home? Or will he find all that he needs on this unforgiving planet? Rated T for now, pairings undecided.
Crossover - Halo & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Master Chief/John-117
Ciaphas Cain and Commander Shepard: Blame the Eldar by Full-Paragon reviews
When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - C. Cain, Shepard (F)
Datapad Diaries by Sarah1281 reviews
If Shepard had to pick, she'd probably lean more towards the Paragon side and she's working towards gaining enthusiasm for being humanity's (and then the universe's) big hope. Still, a paragon has never been a saint and there are some things that must never ever seen the light of day. Ever. Well, maybe if she lives long enough and someone offers her a book deal. But not until then.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,073 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
When Two Maelstroms Collide by zerohour20xx reviews
Forced into another reality with no way back and no reason to return, Naruto finds himself in a world where he was never born and was instead born as a girl with the looks of Kushina and the personality of Minato. What will ensue when the two meet and will the world be able to handle the two existing? NarutoxNaruko pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 457 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 5,193 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
I've Killed Gods Before by Chunk127 reviews
The BTVS Season 5 Finale in my Betverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Berserk - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Elsewhen, and elsewhere by The Lycanthrope reviews
The pirate vessel Free Enterprise has preyed on Imperial shipping for years, but when the battlebarge sent to bring it to heel is dragged 38,000 years into the past, the existence of the Imperium is threatened. In the 3rd, as well as the 41st millennium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,664 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2005
Immortal by Winter Ashby reviews
[Drabble] [Repost] The cure may have been manipulated into a weapon, stolen from a child, used against your allies, but just this once – you're happy you chose it. [Logan & Rogue]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Breathing Underwater by Winter Ashby reviews
[Drabble] [Repost] She loved him, because he was a boy named Harry and she was a girl named Luna. [Harry & Luna] AU 7th year - Hogwarts before the last battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Flawed Premise by Sarah1281 reviews
One day, John comes home to find something that looks suspiciously like Sherlock watching Christmas specials. He doesn't quite know what's going on but he will get to the bottom of this. Or at least take a truly dizzying amount of photos for his blog.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
If We Must by Sarah1281 reviews
Ebenezer Scrooge absolutely must be redeemed, everyone agrees on that. He needs it and so does everyone around him no matter *how* reluctant he may be about it. It's a good thing they're not giving him a choice in the matter and have a grisly fate to hold over his head but even so these spirits will need the patience of saints to try to get through to him.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ebenezer Scrooge - Complete
He Was Alone by JayN1127 reviews
He was alone. Just like her.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,202 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Buffy S., Naruto U.
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Never Too Late by Lunaris Ookami reviews
"I walked that fine line that only a few ever could. Passing judgment on those who deserved it. My life being torn to shreds before me. Then cast off to this new world. I guess it's time to walk down this new path, my path": Naruto Namikaze
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,134 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Naruto U.
Naruto and the Xmen: Fall of a Hero by Falcon S. Kimeraki reviews
We all know what has happened to Naruto and his adventures and new life with in his new world. However what ever happened to Sasuke Uchiha? Whatever happened to the people that Naruto left behind in his world?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,067 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011
Body Snatching Blues by Sarah1281 reviews
After watching "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", Jake and Marco can't help but equate it to their lives. And Marco has to complain about all the plot holes and studio changes, of course, while Jake gives him a hard time. But still, they are *very* disturbed by all of the similarities. And why does everything in their lives come back to Yeerks anyway?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jake, Marco - Complete
Blood Secrets by The Immortal Priestess reviews
Being Dovahkiin was hard enough but a shocking discovery leads Selena onto a far greater path, one appointed by the Divines. Together with her allies, she must set out to do the impossible. To restore that which has become broken, fight hard Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Unprepared by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Brethren of Fangs by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
AU! Dumped on a cold night, already spent money on the engagement ring, attacked by a psycophatic werewolf and then cursed by said werewolf. Just how unlucky can Uzumaki Naruto be? Is the curse really a curse? Or a blessing in disguise? An uprising and a conspiracy? Will Naruto be able to handle everything? What does his sister have to do with this? Read on to find out! Original!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Cure by monbade reviews
"Neville cures his parents. Rated M, because yo may throw up at the end. hehehe Enjoy FFnet deleted it when their system screwed up and posted my rewrite as a new chapter and wouldnt let me delete ch 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A new lease on life by Sereven reviews
Sadness, solitude, suffering. She had seen it all, felt it all. Her life was full of deprivations. Even the moment of her greatest triumph almost was her last. But in her final moments, the bane of her existence gives her a new reason to live. AU On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U.
More Tales from the Black Millenium by Michael Khale reviews
Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - C. Cain
Switch by Gree reviews
A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - The Emperor
The Talk - Shinobi Version by Sakiku reviews
Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Longer Watching by XoverMasta reviews
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto had been alive for a long time... too long. He watched Panem rise, and the Hunger Games start. And now that a person precious to him has entered the Hunger Games he will NO LONGER WATCH! Rating may or may not go up.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Katniss E.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12048 - Favs: 14,378 - Follows: 13,032 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Animal I've Become by Tjin reviews
Based on 'the Pack' Ep, lets explore where Xander would end up with a little 'Outside' Influance.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Xander H.
Wildfire by raynietheelf reviews
What if Deidara was there to witness the battle of Blackwater?
Crossover - Naruto & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Deidara - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Tragic Accident by zenzeigan reviews
Naruto/inFAMOUS X-over, a large and toxic blast has left over a third of Konohagakure no Sato in a quarantine, with a certain blonde awoken at the centre, things look different for a new Conduit. Undecided pairings, rated T, for now.
Crossover - Naruto & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
OP, or not too OP? by gibbousmoons reviews
Crossover between FoZ and DBZ(A). All he wanted was a vacation... What happens when a summon breaks the system?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Krillin, Louise
Twisted Persona's by baby-kitsune9 reviews
the guys are sixteen going on seventeen and things never seem to change. stan and kyle and kenny are still friends. and cartman is still a biggot. what happens when a new girl starts coming to school and catches kenny's eye? Kenny/OC rated M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kenny M.
The Riders by Nik0laiCarpathia reviews
He is the renegade son of the city mayor, whose only true family is the motorcycle gang he rides with. She is the daughter of a paragon of law enforcement. When a tragedy rips him from the only love he has ever known, it may be the chance to build a life neither of them ever expected. AU / Modern UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
Legion The Multiverse Complex by British Outback Inc reviews
The multiverse is a theory in which a universe is not the only one, but states that many universes exist parallel to each other. These distinct universes within the multiverse theory are called parallel universes. These universes are separate by a thin barriers that are breached by a single boy who doesn't know the meaning of impossible. Seriously, he was never given a dictionary!
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Does This Game involve Particle Physics by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper makes a time machine and blasts off to the year 3312. Instead of landing at Starfleet Academy he lands in Technology Square in the Third District of Panem on Reaping Day. Join Dr. Cooper as he attempts to mentor our favorite nerds!
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Beetee - Complete
Naruto: First Samurai of Konoha by Kurogane7 reviews
Three years after the incident at the Valley of the End, Naruto returns to Konoha after training under Mifune and getting the meitou Shuusui from him. Watch as he brings the samurai back into the Elemental Nations. Samurai Naruto/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012
Kung Fu Panda: Path of the Warrior by TheYoungin reviews
The Dragon Warrior is supposed to protect the innocent, But after being found in a prison three years after he disappeared, Po is no longer the kind and caring panda that was chosen as the dragon warrior. And with two new enemies, one hunting Po and the other out to destroy the valley. Po will have to fight his greatest enemies yet. With one being himself. Romance later. Dark Po
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Po, Tigress
Scythe by Vathara reviews
Buffy likes things that go boom. So Halloween turned out more like Christmas. Death isn't just her gift. Blame Snyder. Always. YAHF - memories only. Snippet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Buffy S., Duo M. - Complete
When You Need Me by Kraven Ergeist reviews
"Wake me…when you need me." That was what he had told her. Seven months, eighteen days, eleven hours, thirty-seven minutes, and twenty-two seconds ago. Chief x Cortana, Post Halo 3. COMLPETE!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,576 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Why by BlackBee reviews
A six-year-old Naruto questions Kyuubi and as a result gains a new friend. Friendship fic! Threeshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: When Darkness Falls by Karasu87 reviews
Harleen Quinzel. What if she had a choice between two patients? Instead of choosing the Demented clown, she decides to examine the mysterious man in a blindfold.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harley Q., Naruto U.
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Naruto: Split by EdStargazer reviews
Orochimaru's seal in the Forest of Death has an unintended consequence. Instead of one Naruto, there are now two. Both claim to be the real Naruto but how can one prove it when that Naruto is a female. Chapter 8: Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,050 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Live and learn, or die and teach by mira mirth reviews
An AU in which Sai has a passion for teaching go rather than playing it, Shindou befriends terrifying Koreans, and Touya wonders how this became his life.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Naruto: Curse of the Samurai by WritingAgain reviews
Naruto at the age of eight is taken by Musashi. Musashi is the title granted only to the strongest samurai of their generation. Naruto is trained for four years and becomes the Sole Inheritor of the Three Dances. When his master is murdered, Naruto is sent back to Konoha... wielding the powers of Dragon, Sky and Shadow. The storm is brewing... and destiny waits for no man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,956 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U.
WoaWS: Akatsuki's Crimson Princess by EDelta88 reviews
Years ago Konoha went too far and created the very demon they feared only for it do disappear a short time later. Now it's the beginning of the Chunnin Selection Exam, teams from all over have come, even one from the elusive Akatsuki organization Fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruko U., Madara U.
Siren's Song by Crimson Skye 2012 reviews
After dealing with so much pain and seeing how Naruto's own team and sensei treat her, she leaves Konoha with a heavy heart. Years later she returns to face her past and take part in the Chunin Exams and show that she is worth something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Naruko U.
The Amazing SpiderNinja by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
I think the title says it all. After failing the Academy exam for the first time, Naruto wanders into the forest in a rage. There, he is bit by a strange spider, which grants him amazing powers. NaruXAnko, possible Harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,650 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter & The Heir's Ring by monbade reviews
What if Harry wasn't as trusting and more intelligent then what people give him credit for. What if he learns early about who and what the Ancient house of Potter is really about. I have 6 chapters finished. 1 a wk. Enjoy and please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,459 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Amelia B.
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Red and Yellow by Microtomb reviews
"I'm sorry," She muttered. "But at least allow me to take you to the hosp…" "Leave…" He hissed. She raised her head, not believing he was still wanting her to leave with injuries such as his. "But you'r…" "I SAID LEAVE!" He roared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Naruko U., Naruto U.
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Little Terror by BlackBee reviews
Don't cross Naruto or he'll get you back. And he makes sure the punishment will always fit the crime. Beware as Naruto unleashes his dark side. No pairings. Oneshot collection. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Start With A Smile by Ryth76 reviews
'Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear' - anonymous. 100 drabbles for Gaara and Matsuri. Various genres and universes. Rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Gaara, Matsuri
Some Call It Magic Others? Not so much by ShotgunRedneck reviews
What if it wasn't the Kyuubi that was sealed within a baby Naruto? What if it is our favorite Undead Warlock who loves to go Fwoosh?
Crossover - Naruto & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Deadpool Paints a Circle Or Deadpool vs Sakura by Elecman99 reviews
Up late one night, Sakura notices a disturbance in Konoha. Upon investigation, she finds Deadpool spray painting a giant circle in the middle of the village. She rushes in to stop him, but soon finds out she might be in way over her head against this foe.
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Trials of the Hanyō Brothers by Apex Soldier reviews
Found drowning at the age of 4, Inuyasha takes Naruto in as a younger brother and they set off into the vast lands of the ninja world. Returning 7 years later, how much has changed? Very AU. Rated for future lemons/fights/gore. Naruhina/Inukag/others...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,200 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Inuyasha, Naruto U.
Naruto: Beyond the Ninja Realm by Ookami88 reviews
During the final clash between Naruto and Sasuke in the Valley of the End, something unexpected happened. Naruto is thrown into a completely different and very dangerous dimension. He has to learn how to operate there, and with the help of his adopted family he manages to survive. Only question plagues his mind through the years: will he be able to ever see his old home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10454 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Outlaw by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Abundant pride can destroy the world. The wizards neglect their duties, allow dragons to break free of control all across the Earth, destroying cities. Now fear and greed trigger civil wars throughout society. Who can endure in this savage new world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,475 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: KuroTenshi by Fiori75 reviews
During the Battle of the bridge a power long since thought dead awakens in Naruto. The power of the Elemental Soul, Giving Naruto the potential power to shake the Ninja world as we now it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,787 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Master of Death:Human Perspective by Kyuubi16 reviews
The official start of my Master of Death story for my Unleashed Series. The story told through the eyes of the human perspective of one of Naruto's identities. Check out the first piece of the puzzle. NarutoxHarem. Image is by the extremely awesome Lanky Nathan. I am now posting an unrated, back-up version of the stories on Ficwad.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Naruto U., Tatsuki A.
A Berserker's Wrath by Chunk127 reviews
Sequel to The Bet and Changes Xander ends up in an alternate universe after fighting Glory.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Berserk - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
The Medic of Konoha II by ares88 reviews
Three years has passed since the end of MOK. What will happen now when Naruto and Haku try to live their lives the way they see fit. What about Tsunade, Shizune and others? Things never go as planned to our hero and his poor friend No!NaruFemHaku!romance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,849 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Clash of missions by Ookami88 reviews
His mission, infiltrate a gang of slave traders. Her mission, back him up with other reinforcement shinobi. He doesn't know of her participation. But what if by some bad luck she ends up in the lion's den? Full summary inside. M for lemons. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nulla Gratia by Nik0laiCarpathia reviews
There is more to the human world than we can see. There are monsters hidden throughout nature, waiting for their chance. United under the Overlord's banner, these races will remind humanity why it once feared the dark. Minions are the least of these. UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules to live by in the Narutoverse by EDelta88 reviews
All those fun little musings, tips, bits of wisdom, and natural laws of the Narutoverse as discovered and recorded by random characters. Rated T for language and mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008
Half Hearted by TheHapaShipper reviews
Takes place during "Bad Po." Tigress has a run in with Bad Po that leaves her confused.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Tigress, Bad Po
Blurred Sound by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Sasuke Uchiha met Naruto Uzumaki when he was seven years old; a twist in the time line, and he meets her again five years later during the Chunin Exams – as an Otogakure suFemNaru. Onesided SasuSaku, DeiSaku. AU/AT. Dark Naruto. Now in Part II .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,984 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Deidara, Sakura H.]
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Crimson Maelstrom of Kirigakure by DarkAhsoka reviews
AU: Young Jōnin Naruto Uzumaki's life was devastated by the Kyūbi attack, and – lied to, tricked, his mother in a coma - he left Konoha. Now, watch as he rebuilds his clan and family in Kirigakure. Older!Naruto, Uzumakicest, Naruto/Kushina/Karin/OC/Mei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,792 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Dust to Dust by Gree reviews
A coven of Thousand Son Sorcerers descend into a backwater Imperial planet in search of a prize, but one Chaos Marine finds something more. Reviews and comments welcomed.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Chaos Space Marines
The Other Side of the Mirror by spartan585 reviews
A HaloxW40k crossover,a story of an ODST trooper who landed at the wrong place and wrong time. or did he? please read and review so i can make this one helluva good story: thanks
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,198 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009
Changes by Chunk127 reviews
Sequel to The Bet. After that fateful Halloween Xander is adjusting to the return of his old life. Angel is teaching Willow how to control her bloodlust and Buffy is trying to sort her life out. Season 2 AU
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Berserk - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Xander H., Willow R., Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Armor Wars by AzureSpider reviews
What if Tony Stark's technology had eventually been mass-produced? What if by the time of the Human-Covenant War the UNSC soldiers had access to Iron Man armor? How would the war be different? What of our SPARTANS? Read on and see.
Crossover - Ironman & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Naze? by Oramo reviews
Two years after being trained as children to fight against Kumo and Iwa, Team 7 is forced to leave Naruto for dead. Ame rescues him and takes him in as one of their own. What will Naruto do? Slight Dark Akatsuki!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,789 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Unfortunate Realizations by gibbousmoons reviews
When a madman wakes up in the body of one of History's most dangerous Uchiha, who'll even notice? Just something I threw out, nonsensical in the extreme. Chapter one, waking up in a ditch in the middle of the woods is a wonderful way to start the day!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Madara U.
Little Red Riding Hood: Another Story by Amamiya Toki reviews
The story of Little Red Riding Hood retold. All he did was help a wolf. He never meant for something so bad to happen. This is the story of a kind and gentle young boy who was forced to become more cruel than any adult...
Little Red Riding Hood - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
TUAOA: Naruto: Random Series by Rav3r reviews
crack fic. Naruto and Hinata have a random sense of humor. very funny and very random. the two live to annoy. crack fic with mentions of romance later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This is Konoha ! by Lord Mist reviews
Seeing Naruto depressed after the betrayal of Mizuki and unpleasant revelations, Sarutobi decides to give Naruto a scroll detailing some old battle. A battle at some place called Thermopylae. Can anyone say...THIS IS KONOHA !
Crossover - Naruto & 300 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Legacy of the Aburame by VizeerLord reviews
A misstep before Iruka could drag Naruto back to class...How will it affect life in the Village? redid Ch 8-10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
To Learn To Love Yourself by Lanky Nathan reviews
When someone looks in a mirror for too long, they forget which one of them is real. NarutoxNaruko pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Masquerade by Random One-Shot reviews
He follows her, watches her, waiting for the day when he can show her his real face and see her own. A tribute to LovelyWeather's THE PRICE OF LIVING. If you want this to make sense, read that first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Firebase Seattle by Blackstar-1 reviews
Sometimes being a hard-core gamer isn't fun, and the story takes on a life of its own. Climax and wrap-up.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
The Maelstrom of Konoha Book 1 by Cantor reviews
Naruto was a regular genin training hard with the help of two beautiful sensei. While everything seems fine though, danger lurks ahead, and the Kyuubi is in the middle of it all. 'Naruto my way', but diverges later. Epic. --Anko/Naru/Kure--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,835 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Naruto: Konoha Shinken by Azure Dragon of the East reviews
In 2000 years of history, only one style has stood supreme above all else. Now, after half a century of absence, a new successor walks the land, searching for the answers to his past. adopted from Kyugan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,768 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Surrogate of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,977 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011
Uzumaki Naruto: One man army by DoMi-KuN reviews
AU: five years after Minato's dead the sandaime realises he has to take drastic measures to insure the saftey of Konoha. Smart and trained Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Shinobi Melody by British Outback Inc reviews
Orochimaru framed for the assassination of Sarutobi? Naruto kidnapped by raging summons and brought to the Village of Sound? Sounds like an outline for one hell of a concert. With the powers of music at their beck and call, Sound will carve their legacy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,702 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Day Dreams by Chilord reviews
The world is filled with unconnected coincidence. Dreams are a reflection of the subconscious... most of the time. An exercise in a particular style of writing. As explicit as a romance novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
To Dominate and To Submit by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The Dragonborn stumbles into the House of Horrors and get's an...unexpected reaction...from the Prince of Rape, Molag Bal. For the skyrimkinkmeme. Rated M.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Awkward Turtles by xXxShiniXKazexXx reviews
The many situations you may or may not find yourself in during your adventuring days in Skyrim. -Kaze /Title: for lack of a better name Orz/
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Lost In Translation by sensual l e t t u c e reviews
She didn't understand any of it, but his language did sound familiar, like Chinese or maybe Japanese. "I can't even speak French right and now this? I'm doomed!" /btvsnaruxo/
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Buffy S.
Forcibly United by Gaming Ikari reviews
Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
Crossover - Ranma & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,971 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009
The Bet by Chunk127 reviews
AU. YAHF After winning a bet. Buffy gets to choose what Xander and Willow wear on that fateful Halloween too bad she doesn't know about the costumes she picked.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Berserk - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Xander H., Buffy S., Angel, Willow R. - Complete
Deadlast by FreshNerd reviews
During the sealing Naruto gains a power that changes him constantly. The laziest Naruto you'll find and the worst dead last in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,678 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Hunter by Pr1nnyDUD3 reviews
He always wore a mask, no one realized this but one being did. Taken away from the village trained to be the perfect weapon, he returns 8 years later and konoha was far from prepared. Strong/dark Naru. eventual Naru/Anko. Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,056 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Someone Else's War by Evil Chocolate of Doom reviews
Set before the Forerunner activate the Halo Array; Ambience, a Forerunner AI specialist gets caught in a freak explosion and finds herself in another universe...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Shepard (F)
Because I am a Girl by IcePrincess-O-O reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the loud, hyper, and number one trouble maker ninja in Konoha. But what if there's another secret about him that no one knew? What if...he was Uzumaki Naruko, a girl. NarukoSasuke NarukoNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,546 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Bad Ends by Shadow Wasserson reviews
What happens when the timing is a bit off, when the foes are just a little smarter, just a bit stronger? A series of 'what ifs' exploring the darker possibilities of Avatar. If you like seeing the protagonists suffer, this is the fic for you!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,396 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009
Chuck Norris Vs Cthulu by Puppetmaster24 reviews
Time to see what would happen when Chuck Norris decides he has had enough of the famous Cthulu.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Chasing the Rainbow by rewind gone nuts reviews
After receiving and digesting a long lesson in might-have-beens and could-bes, Ranma decides to start making his own plans for his life and his future. The long-awaited sequel to "Another Rainy Day in Nerima".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,268 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Ranma
Seems So Slow by Unkillable Cockroach reviews
Wally West, more commonly known as the Flash, is thrown into the world of shinobi. With a mix of ninjas and creepy red cloud dress people, the speedster finds himself stuck in a bigger mess then he had bargained for. All he wants is to get the hell home..
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,689 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Hunted Tribes by Hotpoint reviews
Battlestar/Battletech Crossover: The 12 Tribes of Kobol meet another tribe fleeing tyranny and genocide. Never hunt a wolverine, if you're unlucky you might catch it...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,268 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 2/19/2008
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Z Fox by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
By a fluke, Goku crashes a second time on a new planet and almost crushes that world's future hero. To apologize for his accident he trains the boy in his arts, teaching Naruto to wield chi. Super Powered Naruto, Pairing Undecided
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,982 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Goku, Naruto U.
The Dawn of Havoc: HaloWarhammer 40k by Evident Disaster reviews
Warhammer and Halo AU, this is to take the entire galaxy by storm, let them come to face oblivion, space marines, imperium, chaos, and all those who seek them. The spartans hold fast, for they shall not fall. So let's see you flame. CH2 is ready.
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Lyca
All That You Are by Toasterman reviews
Why is Wolverine an Avenger? It's a question that nags us all, including Logan. These are his thoughts on the matter, set against the backdrop of Ultron attacking the Tower.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wolverine/James H., Thor - Complete
Electric Green Eyebrows by ephemereis reviews
-HPFC- What's Aberforth doing in the Gryffindor Common Room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Aberforth D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Luke Meets Ahsoka by gunman reviews
When Luke goes to Dagobah to be trained by Yoda, he encounters a young Togruta woman named Ahsoka Tano, another Jedi who will help him in ways he could never have imagined.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Luke S., Ahsoka T.
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco dormiens by S058 reviews
Deep beneath the red sands of Mars, something awakens. Something that has laid slumbering for millions of years.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Insanity Incarnate by pixelsurgeon reviews
Jack & Co. end up in Panem. Crack!fic.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Haymitch A.
Yet Another Unusual Solution to the First Task by David Brown reviews
Harry finds a unique solution to the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Gun Shy by Mugenko reviews
The team takes on a strange case of a girl found collapsed outside of an office building. As they learn more about the unidentifiable affliction she has, they find themselves being dragged into a dark history spanning centuries. Noir/House crossover.
Crossover - Noir & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Naruto redone with crack and swear words by funkmasterjo reviews
Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U.
The Matsubaran Incident by Piccylo reviews
There was a highly controversial mystery, wherein ninja across the continents were detained in an undocumented prison for reasons unexplained. Kakashi was one of the lucky ones. His last teammate, Rin, was not. Series of one-shots. Kakashi/Rin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,727 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Rin
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Prototype by Intimidator1323 reviews
I was betrayed. I should have seen it coming. I was foolish and payed the price. But now I have the power to avenge myself. Let all who have invoked my wrath howl in despair and tremle in fear. I am Naruto Uzumaki. I am a breed apart. I am the Prototype.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Naruto U.
A Hanyou's Destruction of Konoha by Pervy-apprentice reviews
Sasuke's attack allows Naruto to be pushed past the brink. He accepts Kyuubi's offer and becomes a hanyou. Worse-than-Gaara Naruto, slight AU, godlike Naruto. Gore, massive character death, blood, mutilation, other squeamishy stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kyuubi/Kurama
Different Techniques by anothvortex reviews
This is a listing of various one shot ideas and crossovers. The rating is simply for safety in the future of an uncertain world. Now, let's see the bloodstained path to a new world!
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,141 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Namikaze's Rebirth! by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto had a twin sister, taken away to train by her mother's order for 18 years? Would he accept her as his sister upon her return? Or Maybe something more? INCEST! NARUTO/NARUKO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 258 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Ranma of Ryouzanpaku by beast man1500 reviews
After the death of his beloved Ranma gets disowned by Genma and Nadoka. He wanders eventually ending up at Ryouzanpaku. Now a master of the dojo with the others Ranma helps to train Shirahama Kenichi. Will poor Kenichi survive? Read and find out.
Crossover - Ranma & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ranma, Shigure K.
Rebuild of Fear by Tail Kinker reviews
An updated version of this story. Many thanks to my many reviewers for the original Fear.
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
Spoils of War by T.E.Rose reviews
This is a Lemon featuring Tayuya, Naruto and Temari. It contains sexually explicit material, coarse language, and elements of rape. If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then do not read this. You have been warned. Now the rest of you R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya, Temari - Complete
Waking by Sakiku reviews
Sequel to 'Dreaming'. Kakashi's recurring dream takes up more and more of his life. And he doesn't know whether to be grateful for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha's Fox by 7-hemphisis-dragon-7 reviews
What if Gaara and Naruto's stories kind of, switched? Gaara, a survivor to the pains of being a Jinchuuriki, took part in the Chuunin Exams against Konoha-nin. Uzumaki Naruto was the most horrifying student he had ever seen. Rated M for blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,628 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Birth of a Ghost by Sakiku reviews
What happened in the time between Sai killing himself, and Sai becoming a ghost that remained on earth for centuries? A Bleach-ed explanation.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Hikaru S., J. Ukitake - Complete
Bleachymon by Sakiku reviews
Ichigo wakes up in an unknown location. The more he discovers, the more he realizes this can only be a hallucination from his cracked subconscious: he's caught in a place where his childhood trauma of Pokemon has changed the world into something horrible!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ichigo K.
The Five Loves of Nymphadora Tonks by chelseyb reviews
Four men that Nymphadora Tonks loved and lost, and one she simply loved. Oneshot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Everybody Lies by Christina B reviews
What would happen if the House gang lived in the sci-fi world of Star Wars? This story answers that very question! House is still the same guy, will the galaxy far, far away survive? With guest stars Obi-Wan and Anakin. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Star Wars & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Obi-Wan K., G. House - Complete
Silver and White eyes by Vendetta419 reviews
Having been beaten and denied a great deal of things in the very village he protects simply by living; young Uzumaki Naruto has enough after one particularly harsh beating has him awaken an unknown bloodline with pure silver eyes. Dark Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Human Error by That guy83 reviews
Set during the first battle of New Mombasa, Master Chief and Cortana find unlikley help in a half destroyed hospital.
Crossover - Halo & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, G. House
A Hollow Maelstrom by Gree reviews
Naruto dies in the last days of the Fourth Shinobi World War. Upon his death he is transformed into a hollow. Then he seeks to overthrow Aizen. Arrancar/Espada! Naruto. On Hiatus for the time being.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,089 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
When The Sun Goes Down by Forsaken Emperor reviews
What REALLY happens behind those bars that hold Kyuubi's cage? Some nightly 'activities' that Uzumaki Naru makes sure prevents Kyuubi from wanting to get out, that's what! male!Kyuubi, female Naruto, lemons, fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Space marine's and wizards by Evil Angel 215
What happens when Dorothy isn't the only one who sucked up by a cyclone?
Crossover - Warhammer & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Elphaba T.
Not Any More by slytherinsal reviews
An examination of what might have happened if Actaeon had managed to grovel quickly and talk fast when he came upon Artemis bathing.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Artemis
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Three Captains, One Ship by That guy83 reviews
Set during 'Mothership Zeta', also tweaked with the plot a little.
Crossover - Fallout & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Lone Wanderer
One for My Baby by That guy83 reviews
All he had was his rifle and the distance between them.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - C. Boone - Complete
Nevermore by Noc007 reviews
Pain and loss brought them together but with the passage of time her fondness for Naruto grew. But it will be two women, one a relative and the other a familiar, that will change her life and strain a close friendship... Full Summary Inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Appear by ncfan reviews
-Naruto, Naruko- A girl's body ought not to be needed to get others to look at him, except it is and Naruto doesn't know what to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Harry's Game by Black Logician reviews
A take on rationalist Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,682 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crouching Tigress, Hidden Fox by Karasu87 reviews
After dying, Naruto is given a second chance at life. Burden Free. But can he survive and find love in a crazy new world. With nosy parents, flirty rabbits, a new master and a panda standing in his way? (Second chapter has been revised, rewritten and posted.)
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tigress
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,533 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 181 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
B'tech: Atlas Body, Locust Mind by slytherinsal reviews
Another drinking story from any one of the succession wars... what happens when a Locust pilot drives an Atlas into battle...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Apocalypse by slytherinsal reviews
Taken from Revelation; a bit of a poetic experiment.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Antagonist by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
Naruto is dead. Long live Naruto. Newly revised chapters with better grammar and small additions.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Cirucci T.
Persistence of Vision by Nitramy reviews
The key to Naruto's seal did a lot more than either master or apprentice expected...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
B'tech: Who Are These Steel Roses Anyway? by slytherinsal
An anonymous menber of Wolf's Dragoons sent to find out about a new mercenary company using unusual tactics is fairly certain that they pose no threat... once he gets over the involuntary headache.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
The Gift by Mercaba reviews
After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,598 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
B'tech: One of Those Days by slytherinsal reviews
Just a little oneshot drinking story about being caught behind enemy lines with a semi functional mech; towards end of third succession war period.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Maelstrom's Road by Margulide reviews
Gifted with a world where he could be free, a place where he has family, where he could fly... he disappears from his own world, leaving it in the grasp of the one who sent him away, and moves to live out his new life like he always wanted.
Crossover - Naruto & Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 124,247 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Rika N.
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Two years, six months, and seven days by funkmasterjo reviews
Post anime. Naota's not cool, but at least he's tough. A pair of wanderers stumble upon a strange village where, despite the war and constant threat of invasion... nothing ever really happens in that town.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011
Happy Valentine by Sakiku reviews
Ibiki's headache-inducing day doing paperwork down in the depths of ANBU HQ is... brightened... by someone reminding him it's Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Anko M., Ibiki M. - Complete
Naruto: Ninja of Eternity by Damnedlight reviews
After being imprisoned in limbo for a countless period of time and accidentally escaping through Thalia's Tree, Naruto awakens to find himself caught in a war between the Gods and the Titans perhaps, changing the very course of history. Forever.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Screw the Magical World by monbade reviews
Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Master and Apprentice by Tyrant of the East reviews
The common man is like a worm in the gut of a corpse, trapped inside a prison of cold flesh, helpless and uncaring, unaware even of the inevitability of its own doom... But some... Some have the ability to see beyond this prison. All they need is guidance
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The Runaway Hokage by EdStargazer reviews
PL's Missing Hokage Challenge: Konoha wants to get rid of Naruto after the Sasuke Retrieval so Tsunade packs up all her things and whatever else she can carry and goes with him. First 4 chapters Edited - Chapter 5: Raiders of the Lost Sandcastle Part 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,479 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Revenge of the Jinchuriki by VFSNAKE reviews
A Dark NarutoxStar Wars crossover two-shot. You'll like it...I hope.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Sandwich by xo-Kisses-ox reviews
Just a random oneshot about Alan eating a mysterious sandwich. Review?
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Naruto's Last Straw by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
A Naruto/ Fem Kyuubi one shot. What happens when Naruto realizes there's no one left to spend his life with? A certain vixen becomes fed up with waiting that's what! Dominating Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 219 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not 15 IBRC Certification by Lord Raa reviews
What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,672 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/21/2007
Neon xkcd Evangelion by GrammarFuher reviews
Eva with an xkcd twist rated T for language and violence.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011
12 Schritte seitwärts by SheWhoWalksInShadows reviews
Harry beschließt den neuen Lehrer für Verteidigung gegen die dunklen Künste sorgfältig im Auge zu behalten. Deutsche Übersetzung von "12 Moves sideways" von SilverPard
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Naruto: Captured Sidestories by EdStargazer reviews
Sidestory to Naruto: Captured. Splits off at Chapter 10. Find out what happens the other characters that you don't see in Captured. Story Tags refer to original story. Chapter 5: Journeys
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Catharsis by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. Harry could never have known Albus-Severus was the herald of the new dark age. He watched as his youngest child came to be known as the Dark Son. Now Harry goes back in time to save his family and his son from the dark path.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,120 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
White Rose by MechaUltimaZero reviews
At the end of Dirge of Cerberus, Yuffie is sucked into the Narutoverse, where she finds a beaten and bloodied kid lying face-down in a gutter. Healing the young boy, she takes him under her wing. Result: Naruto's gonna be crazier than normal. NOT Nar/Yuf
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Yuffie K., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P.
In a Mirror, grim Darkly by Haegr reviews
When Captain T'pal is ordered to investigate a mysterious anomaly near the borders of Borg Territory, she will find more than she expected to... Comedic Warhammer/Star Trek crossover with Techpriests, Q and other personnel. Rated Teen for violence.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,660 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
Malice by DarkSamuraiX1999 reviews
Naruto is run out the village at a young age and is attacked by a symbiote. Something happens with the seal and truths are revealed. Naruto changes. Warning lots of strong sexual content in the future chapters. Just giving a heads up ladies and gents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The White Lotus Rebellion by Oni Shin reviews
When Naruto discovered news of his parents by accident from over hearing Sandaime one day. His maske had finally cracked to reveal the true Naruto hidden in the shadows. Now how will those around will react to the true Naruto and Sasuke too has a secret.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,951 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 5,510 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Laluzi reviews
When Edward Cullen suddenly appears in Skingrad, the local vampires are not dazzled. At all.
Crossover - Twilight & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Vicente V. - Complete
The Medic of Konoha by ares88 reviews
Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 187,847 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,193 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Warriors Of The Republic by gunman reviews
When Shinji and Misato get pulled through the 12th Angel to another galaxy, they end up fighting alongside the Jedi Knights and Clone Troopers against the evil Separatists. Shinji/Ahsoka pairing. Chapter 1 rewritten!
Crossover - Evangelion & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,909 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - [Shinji I., Ahsoka T.] Misato K., Obi- Wan K.
Matches Burn Twice by Biotomegami Lyanvis reviews
Naruto thinks he understands the circle of life. All he really understands is the circle of death. Matches burn twice- that is an answer he knows well. Sometimes more than twice. Challengefic. UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Hana I., Naruto U.
Fat Emi Isuzu by gunman reviews
A strange event causes Emi Isuzu to revert to her true form. Desperate to avoid being seen, she asks Maya Natsume for help, who pawns her off on Masataka Takayanagi.
Tenjho Tenge - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Emi, Masataka
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
A version you've never read of the Triwizard Tournament: Harry makes his own rules. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the King by MeghanReviews reviews
Sequel to UH. Harry finds himself standing on the edge of a dark and dangerous precipice with only partial knowledge of how he got there. Will he become the leader he is meant to be or fail like he did once before? Possible long waits between chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto: Blood Pact by Durriken reviews
One-Shot. Naruto decides to put differences aside for the better of cell 7 and wants his teammates to join in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto & Garfield by Karasu87 reviews
After Jon buys a pet fox, things get even more hectic. Can Jon handle three crazy pets?
Crossover - Garfield & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Garfield, Naruto U.
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Pirate Papa by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. In one time line, Luffy dies saving Robin in Enies Lobby. In another, an 8-year-old Oharan saves a castaway named...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Robin, Luffy
Suckiest Mission Evarrr by Sandataba reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Jokes With You by zenzeigan reviews
When you are pushed to the edge, the only thing that's left is to perform a few tricks to the public. Dark, insane Naruto. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U.
WATCHMEN: Sins of the Father by Classic Cowboy reviews
KP/Watchmen. In 1985, a group of heroes were involved in a event that changed the course of world history. Now, years later, reactions to that event put the whole world in danger. The question still remains to this day... Who watches the Watchmen?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,319 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Kim P., Ron S.
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
I Never Thought My Life Would Depend On A CAMERA by PsychoticSushi reviews
Side-Story to "I Hate You, My Friend". Luna was a fool to think her past was happy. How bad could it possibly be, though, right? Bad enough to lure her to a snow-covered manor armed with nothing but a flashlight, camera...and Naruto. Yeah, she's screwed.
Crossover - Naruto & Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,281 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstood by kono yona usotsuki reviews
"Promise me…that you won't ever do that again."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2010 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Innocence Lost by Faust VII reviews
"I can't remember the day I lost my innocence." Harry's POV. One Shot. Continuation of onoM's Plot Bunny. Dark fic. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
You May Forget by lovesrainscent reviews
Set shortly after the time when Anko recovered the rest of her memories. She is angsty and vulnerable and seeking validation from an established authority figure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Anko M., Jiraiya - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dreaming by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi has a strange recurring dream. And it makes him brush the edges of sanity. Maybe it even takes him beyond. Or maybe he is already on the beyond? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Will Born in Fire by EdStargazer reviews
A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,676 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stained by Vathara reviews
AU from volume 21. Because Ichigo's not the only one who should get to Take a Third Option... Set in the Clean and White AU.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Kenshin, Uryuu I. - Complete
In Khârn we trust! No heresy! by Skulls' Laughing reviews
Starring the second greatest guy in existence: Khârn! the greatest guy is Nurgle, his arms are made for hugz Khârn is sent by Khorne to replace Master Chief in Halo. Ensue for massive Khârny greatness! and blood
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010
Why Peter Parker Should Not Meet the X Men! by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
As soon as Peter gets his powers, he does three things to change his life: 1. Uses it to steal super villain money, 2. Uses this money to support his family, 3. Moves to Bayville. Things start to look up...until he meets the X-Men.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 224 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demon in the High School! by KsNandS reviews
Sakura Haruno, was an ordinary student. A crush on Sasuke, which failed. But, a NEW student has come! And Sakura's VERY attracted to him! But, something doesn't seem right about him. What's he & his brother hiding from them all? FIND OUT! OTKNaruxSaku.AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 201,393 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Pulsus Sursum by Laetitia Lycaelon reviews
Rated M for Language. Nymphadora Tonks has clean-up duty after the the Battle of Hogwarts. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Heatwave by Kunfyoozd reviews
Hinata's feeling a little hot under the collar. Content Warning: There is Content. You have been Warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by SavL7 reviews
Oneshot for The Price of Living. Only he would slowly pluck a peacocks feathers to painfully remind her...she cannot fly. A punishment no woman would want to endure from a snake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Wandering Demon by Born From a NaruSaku Lemon reviews
Sakura was captured returning from a mission by demons and her team pretty much left her there. Naruto, a wandering demon, rescues her and she decides to go with him and leave her village. AU. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,927 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/18/2007 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Dead Man's Hand by Lord Raa reviews
An unusual evening's entertainment at the Katsuragi apartment. Caution: not for people trying to remain smut free. Caution: One shot.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Knowledge is power, guard it well! by Skulls' Laughing reviews
The Bloodravens found a planet similar to holy Terra. However, they fear the planet is tainted by the followers of Tzeentch, which is why they send in an initiate to learn the ways of the wizards, investigating whether they are in bounds with Chaos or not
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Being Urahara Kisuke by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Urahara Kisuke is what stands between salvation and the complete and utter destruction of Soul Society. Yet there is a problem. Kisuke died when he tried to save a Hollow boy. Ever since the boy he saved has been pretending to be him.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 412 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., K. Urahara - Complete
Just A Boy In A Ninja Mask by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Waking up in a Tokyo hounded by demons, aliens, and the Sailor Senshi, Naruto tries to live the life of a citizen. But when every enemy of the city wants his head, can he do that? By himself, with no allies or friends, he may not have an option.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Lady of Disrepute by The Halfa Wannabe reviews
Naruko, a young woman with a reputation she doesn't deserve, a proud Kunoichi of Konoha, and a list of problems as long as the Amazon river starts her path into adulthood, her first step, proving that she's not what others tell their children she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruko U., Sakura H.
Eye Envy by anothvortex reviews
One-Shot. Naruto, frustrated with the constant evolutions of the Sharingan, finally asks Hinata about the Byakugan's power up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shifting Connections by anothvortex reviews
The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,709 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
NGE: Utter Insanity by Academia Nut reviews
A fanfic of a fanfic crossed with other crossover fanfics. This is post-Thousand Shinji getting caught up in Nobody Dies after the point where Aeon Natum Engel gets caught up. Two gods go in search of Rei across the multiverse.
Crossover - X-overs & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/15/2010
Shinobi Father by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
There is a reason why Sailor Moon looks like Naruto. It started when Pein’s Chibaku Tensei succeeded, trapping Naruto inside a moon. Too bad Nagato crashed it far into the Silver Moon Kingdom where the battered jinjuriki was found by a cold Queen Serenity
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,995 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Queen Serenity, Naruto U. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hulk Write Story! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Hulk Write This, You Read!
Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
Emperor by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
A temporal anomaly brings the crew the I.S.S. Enterprise. Kirk is rather surpised by what his advice has brought about. One-shot, based on the book 'The Sorrows of Empire' after 'Mirror, Mirror.'
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Spock - Complete
Agni's Kai by Shadow Wasserson reviews
They say that Firebending was learned from the Dragons. They say that Firebending was learned from the Sun. Two versions of the same story, and both are true.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
hello greg by pilosop0tacio reviews
if a man solve who solve a puzzle to save his life and everyone he knows, can he solve it in time?
Crossover - House, M.D. & Saw - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2010 - G. House, Jigsaw
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
No! Mhairi! She Was A Female Warrior! by Sarah1281 reviews
Anastasia Theirin is greatly upset when one of her recruits dies in the Joining...especially since it was the only female warrior she had and now she has to take Oghren everywhere. Luckily, Alistair stops by on his way to the Bannorn to cheer her up...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
One Night, One Kid, One Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Reidin is avoiding choosing his father's successor when suddenly he runs into a woman claiming to have had his child. That could very well be true but if he's actually expected to do somethng about it it might be helpful if he had any idea who she was...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Aeducan, Mardy - Complete
Friends with Benefits by jm1681 reviews
Rock and Revy's friendship takes an interesting turn as one, simple indiscretion leads to another... Revy/Rock, M for sexual situations and language. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,378 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Four Ways to Avoid Exile by Sarah1281 reviews
Bhelen's plan was brilliant but it wasn't perfect. If different choices had been made, if things had gone differently then Aunn might never have been exiled and Trian might even have lived. Four ways Bhelen doesn't become heir to the Aeducan throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Aeducan, Trian A. - Complete
You Never Told Us You Were A Princess! by Sarah1281 reviews
Aunn Aeducan has just received word that her father is dead...and all her friends seem to care about is that she never mentioned the whole princess thing. Perhaps it's because they never bothered to pay the slightest bit of attention to her life?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Vivacity by existence555 reviews
25 sentences for Naruto and Hinata. "T-There's nobody that could l-love you more than I do!" Hinata declares; her stutters aren't important because Naruto can feel that her words ring true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twisted by Craine reviews
ONESHOT-I never imagined that I could learn so much from a simple smile. Hell, I never imagined that I'd fall for someone like him. Through his stubborness, he challenged my faith and will, leaving me with a strange lease on life-NaruxHana-challenge fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,605 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Occupational Hazard by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: There was no way the sangheili could match the manpower of the Imperium, nor the strength of its demon Space Marines. Still, at least they could build plasma weapons that didn't kill their users.
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Space Marines, OC - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
The Art of Dancing and Robot Repair by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. A Tech Priest finds there are very good reasons why artificial intelligences are blasphemous. Warhammer40k/Borderlands crossover
Crossover - Warhammer & Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Claptrap - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Final Breath by Compass West reviews
Just what is the machine spirit? Oneshot.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
About Time by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. It's about time indeed...
Crossover - Warhammer & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Company of Wolves by Mister Cynical reviews
In a world without the Third Impact, Shinij Ikari has grown into a new man. A man similiar to his mentor and father figure, Kaji Ryoji.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,975 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Shinji I.
Hellsing: Geist Krieg by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to Seras Sees Dead People. A simple night at the movies, a date for Seras and Pip, snowballs into a fight against Millennium ghosts when Zorin shows up looking for revenge. Co-written with Crow T. R0bot.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Seras
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Scarlet and Black by Vathara reviews
Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 165 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Waaagh! Ranma! by rewind gone nuts reviews
The remastered version of my original epic Ranma/Warhammer Fantasy crossover. A mishap with Akane sends Ranma into the Warhammer world, where he accidentally takes control of a tribe of Orcs. Pity the world, or pity Ranma...?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,193 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ranma
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Wizard's Song of Ice and Fire by Dark Lord Uzumaki reviews
Harry's trapped in the Middle Ages. He's alone, without his wand, and no escape. There is no Hogwarts, there are no founders, only war, and destruction. Based on the most violent book of our generation: G.R.R. Martin's "A Game of Thrones"
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 357 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Jon S.
Tyrannosaurus by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Instead of cowering to bullies, little Yugi takes charge of his life. So when Atem appears, their first meeting does not go smoothly. Not at all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Crimson Eyes of a Feral Protector by Gaming Ikari reviews
Naruto nearly tears off the ward which keeps the kyubi from escaping earlier than Minato ever expected, forcing him to lie to Naruto to protect the city he swore to protect for all his days. A feral Naruto is all that stands between Konoha and the Kyubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/31/2010
Drastic Holiday by Cataglottisme reviews
Too much attention! Her father wants grandchildren ASAP, the Hyuuga Elders are plotting to strip her of the heiress title, and Tsunade-sama explained that her jounin nomination was 'a bit of a bet, actually’... Hinata just wanted some holiday! -NaruHina-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,728 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Of Snorkacks, Speedsters, and the End of the World by Captain-Emily reviews
In which Impulse is bored, Hermione doesn’t believe in Divination, Robin is certain that the apocalypse is near, Superboy is stuck with monitor duty, and Luna finds a Snorkack-hunting partner. Bart/Luna.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Harry and Warhammer40k by August Sonereal reviews
What if James Potter was an avid Warhammer gamer and left his son the game? Now, what if that board game started to develop a mind of its own because a spell became self-aware? You get this. Based on Shinji and Warhammer40k is HARRY and Warhammer40k!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,330 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009
Naruto and Richard by GamesRMine reviews
Richard Saves Naruto and takes him on as an apprentice.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shadows Rising by Marcus Rowland reviews
50 word Harry Potter / Babylon Five half-drabble. Someone else got to the orphanage first... Now with added Vorlons!
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Morden, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Cloud City Catastrophe by Gaming Ikari reviews
Hidan and Deidara as partners. The daimyo is doomed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,181 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Age Disparity by apples n crisp reviews
Anko knows lunacy. She thrives on the wayward and unruly. But there's a line she just doesn't cross, until a certain boy eleven years her junior becomes bent on luring her to the other side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Life and Death of Mary Sue by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,621 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Bumpy Rumpy Tumpty by Cataglottisme reviews
Sai did not stop at reading Icha-Icha. He annotated it. He did research on it. He drew theories out of it. When he started using said theories to psychoanalyze people, Yamanaka Ino knew she had to step in, in order to avoid a bloodbath. Gen, InoSai-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Ino Y.
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
The Last Testament of Stanley Strawberrycake by Ryth76 reviews
A cake tells his lifestory before he is snuffed out by Kira rather unexpectedly. Crack!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Gift of Truth by IncandescentOne reviews
Instead of rushing off after Deidara Naruto ends up fighting Sasori. Sasori sets Naruto off on the path toward becoming a true Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,642 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Naruto U.
For a Second by Cataglottisme reviews
Naruto doesn't like being repeatedly sucker-punched by Madara. For a second, he takes a break. NaruHina. Rated T for Naruto and Kiba's swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 by Srelex reviews
On a world torn apart by war, the Warp spews forth from another universe a horror that made Space Marines feel fear and caused even the minions of Chaos to feel revulsion. A horror that no weapon could purge. The horror's name: Jar Jar Binks.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
The Laughing Apprentice by Captain-Emily reviews
After disappearing nine years ago, Harry Potter is accidentally discovered during a routine investigation in Diagon Alley. But this cynical, smirking teen is a far cry from the heroic Boy Who Lived that the wizarding world remembers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellblazer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Impulse Control by Captain-Emily reviews
It's the Welcoming Feast, and Severus Snape is relishing his first Potter-free year when an unusual firstie with big hair and bigger feet makes him inexplicably uneasy.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Open Door by Tigrin reviews
Once you enter Silent Hill, there's no turning back. SPOILERS: KH2 and 358/2 Days
Crossover - Silent Hill & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,848 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sora - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Metal and Meat by Compass West reviews
Oneshot. Wraith, meet Cylons. Cylons, meet Wraith. Have fun playing with each other.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Gun Fighter by gunman reviews
Masataka leaves Toudou Academy and ends up in Roanapur, where he meets up with his cousin Rock and joins the Lagoon Traders in their adventures. Masataka/Shenhua.
Crossover - Tenjho Tenge & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Masataka, Shenhua
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Another Rainy Day in Nerima by rewind gone nuts reviews
A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,833 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Ranma - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Hikaru no Ramen by Sakiku reviews
What if Hikaru’d had a computer at home? What if he had never played Touya? What if he had never become pro? What if he had become a ramen chef instead? This is what Hikaru's life might have been like... 12/20/09: Minor Edit
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Marriage of Chaos by gunman reviews
While attempting to get his Roanapur residency, Rock gets the shock of his life when he finds out he is married... to Revy!
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Rock, Revy
Shinji vs the Cyborg Pirates of the Caribbean by Mister Cynical reviews
The B-stories, swimsuit edition!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Shinji I. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived To Fly by Captain-Emily reviews
After Dudley is hurt by accidental magic, Vernon decides to abandon Harry while on a business trip in the US.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 196 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P. - Complete
Chaos' best friend is Kyuubi by ToxicManipulator reviews
Naruto is a being with nigh infinite power! He is the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune! He is.. Godlike! He is.. sealed in a blonde haired brat? What? "I should've never listened to shinigami. 'Take a vacation' he says, 'go to a new dimension! great fun' he says, Bah!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 617 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
The Messenger by Compass West reviews
Oneshot. For Samantha Carter and the rest of the SG-1, fighting false alien gods is part of the job description. But what happens if they come across a real alien god, a certain cruel C'Tan we all know and hate. Warning: Character Death, Mind Rape
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Naruto Evolution by sexybitchxoxoxo reviews
A new world, new people, and a whole new way of life. Naruto now finds himself in a world where people possess powers that would make any ninja jealous. How will he adapt to his new settings? NarutoXmen:Evolution crossover
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,010 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Redeeming Past Evil's by Uzumakiblood reviews
During the fight between Orochimaru and the Hokage, Sarutobi uses a forbidden technique and falls into a coma. Three days later one Uzumaki Naruto runs away with a small dark haired, snake eyed child.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Double Trouble by Uzumakiblood reviews
Dudley and Harry ran away from the Dursley residence at the age of seven where they were locked up in a cupboard for showing magic. After making a wish they appeared somewhere least expected and less than human. -Creature Harry and Dudley- New Summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Control by Uzumakiblood reviews
Naruto has a bloodline that enables him to control bacteria, even the ones that can cause death! See how his life is changed by his unique bloodline! Warning! May offend some people. Naruto and Lee friendship. Naruto/? Lee/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,300 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R.
Chaos Undivided by Anarchy Terriss reviews
The road to damnation begins one step at a time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P.
The Demon of Konoha Castle: The Crystal lantern by KsNandS reviews
Since a child, Sakura always dreamed of being invited to the prestigious Konoha Castle. However, only 100 guests are invited every 100 years. The chances are impossible. However, what happens when she's invited by a special resident? AU. DmnNarutoxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,661 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bonding through Pain by undertaker-hinata-fan2 reviews
Hinata is captured on a mission. It was two weeks before Naruto saves her. He blames himself completely. Secrets come out and somehow they end up engaged soon to be married. -summary sucks- Rated M just incase. Title thanks to Shale - Heart of the Pack
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,354 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Harry's Revenge on Ravenclaw by David Brown reviews
Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
All of You by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Left behind but unable to let go...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/28/2009
The Easy Way by kb0 reviews
After 5th year, the “talk” with Vernon at the train station is counter-productive and Dumbledore learns how big a mistake he made by continually sending Harry back to the Dursleys. A one-shot, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Smarter Hunt by kb0 reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been a little smarter in book 7? Here’s my version of book 7. H/G, R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strange Customers by Compass West reviews
Everyone knows that life in Sunnydale is strange right? But there's strange and then there's STRANGE. Oneshot
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Dawn S., Vaarsuvius - Complete
Into the Grey of Night by Always Talos reviews
When Dumbledor left Harry for the Dursleys, something stepped in. Took Potter as it's own. Now, how will Harry's school-life go when he was raised not by his aunt and uncle, but by a warrior of the holy Emperor, by a Space Marine?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P.
Weird Morning Conversations by Green Rainboots reviews
While waiting for Kakashi to show up for training he really should learn to arrive on time , Naruto has a little conversation in his head with the Nine-Tailed Fox. No pairings, Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Continuing the Clan by Livexthexmagic reviews
Naruto is confused on Sasuke's existence after taking his revenge. What is this restoring his clan business? Takes place in good ol' part one days. SasuSaku implied. T for language and...ahem, conversation topic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Prototype by Hourou shunketsu reviews
Naruto is wounded until he is near Death's door by Zabuza during the Wave arc, but Kyuubi, not ready to die yet intervenes, which causes a dramatic change to Naruto's body. Now armed with deadly weapons, will Naruto be able to handle his new powers?
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? by Spock Yard reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
Restart by Kuroi-Yasha reviews
A second chance to save those he loved. A second chance to do what is right. A second chance...at love. ShinjixRei
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Old Magic by The Jester of Fools reviews
Harry, Matthew, Hannah, Terry, and Hermione... five names that shall forever change the Magical World. How so you might ask? Well, it all started with a game... a game called Dungeons and Dragons...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Dark Dragon Ascension by Teturo reviews
The darkness hides in the light so easily. What plans go unseen in Ranma's life and how will they affect him?
Crossover - Ranma & Tenjho Tenge - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ranma, Maya
Mirror Siblings by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Who is he/she? Why does he/she look almost like me? Am I seeing things? Ano, are you my niisan/neechan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
World Tour by marvel26 reviews
A wacked out tale from beginning to end. *Complete*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,426 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Hard to Just Kill One by Compass West reviews
YAHF.Drabble Oneshot. Xander picks an unlikely costume. Buffy/LFG crossover
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Looking for Group - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Charge of Hooker's Brigade by Academia Nut reviews
Sometimes people do strange things under the influence of Jet, like attack people they really shouldn't. Oneshot
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Nothing like bonding over Porno! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Tsunade makes our favorite Male Genin, plus Gaara and Kankuro have a movie night over at Sasuke's house, to increase friendship. But what if Naruto picks up the wrong movie at the store? All except for Kankuro are 12 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Secret Fetishes of Bellatrix Lestrange by Adultfanfiction reviews
Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Forgotten Warriors by Legato Deathscythe reviews
Unit01 Left Earth after Third Impact was avoided. Now the Beast has awakened from it's long slumber to complete it's final mission. At the Dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,360 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Shinji I.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
One Last Dig by Monkey Ninja Naf S'netog reviews
When the village's encounter with Pein goes wrong, Naruto is the only one left. He performs one final act for his fallen comrades, and for the one whom loved him most. Oneshot that deals with aspects of death and the eternal rest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tears of Vengeance by Chilord reviews
One Shot. Only fic from the old days I'm still proud of. Someone steps over the lean, and Tears of Vengeance fall. Rated M for subject matter, nothing explicite
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Restoring the Clan by Ryuu-ANBU reviews
What if Naruto had a better memory than most people thought? Humourous look at the confrontation in the Valley of the End. Genfic. VERY short, practically Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angel Eyes by Mister Cynical reviews
Several years ago the Third Impact nearly wiped mankind from the face of the Earth. Misato Katsuragi thought it took Shinji Ikari away forever, but now he's back and he hasn't been idle for all these years.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
God Emperor of Faerun by Irandrura reviews
Something of a crack cross-over: What would happen if the Immortal God-Emperor of Man, and several of his primarchs, were sent to the Forgotten Realms? Insanity will ensue.
Crossover - Warhammer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
Run by Legato Deathscythe reviews
Sometimes the only thing you can do to protect what you love is run.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Machines of War by Compass West reviews
The Galactic Empire isn't the greatest or most powerful thing out there. They learn this several times. Crossover Star Wars/Multiple
Crossover - Star Wars & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Alucard's Worst Nightmares by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to "Please, Master, May I Kill Her?". Another One-Shot. Three days after his discussion with Integra, Alucard has yet to find Bin Laden. And what's worse? The vampire's started having Twilight nightmares! More Twilight bashing. Slight hints of AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Lady of the Soaps by Ryth76 reviews
Lurtz must travel to the woods of Lothlorien to destroy the One Soap in the Mirror of Galadriel with the help of eight other orcs. A LotR parody. Prologue now fixed! Note: On hiatus. Hopefully not forever...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Boba Fett and the One Ring by Ryth76 reviews
Boba Fett receives an assignment to destroy the One Ring after crashing in Middle-Earth.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Boba Fett, Frodo B. - Complete
This is Hellsing Do It by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short, silly one-shot. Why is Seras wearing a bunny costume and standing in front of a rather large church? Read to find out.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Seras - Complete
The Lift by Lucillia reviews
An explanation for how Garibaldi was always on the lift Talia was waiting for. Very short crossover.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2009 - M. Garibaldi - Complete
Please, Master, May I kill her? by Metropolis Kid reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
In the Clockface, Weighted and Weary by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. When Dumbledore gives Harry a choice between life & death in King's Cross station, he chooses a third option. Now Harry faces stopping two wars before they even happen, because he can't accept what is in store for the world. HarryAriana.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Albus D., Harry P.
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 272 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Kim Possible: Born to Shadowrun by Isamu reviews
In a dystopian future of cyberpunk and magic, can a hero and her goofy sidekick make a difference? Just check the name. After all, Nothing is Impossible for a Possible!
Crossover - Kim Possible & Shadowrun - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,793 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Kim P.
Ninja can't fly by IncandescentOne reviews
Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 283 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Stepping Out by Metropolis Kid reviews
Alucard's bored. He pesters Integra, but she's too busy with paperwork... so he moves on to his fledgling. Seras is reading Shakespeare, but Alucard interrupts her and basically orders her to go out with him. Short, lighthearted, two-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Stop The Evolution I Wanna Get Off by Red Witch reviews
What happens when the X-Men discover there's a tv show about them? They're not happy. But when are they ever?
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The Heart of a Snake by sk3tch-MT reviews
Post MGS4. Meryl comes to visit her long time friend in what may be the last moment they have together. Slight SPOILERS. R&R greatly appreciated.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - S. Snake, Meryl S. - Complete
AliPuns by David N. Brown reviews
Are the space marines a match for a planet full of bad puns? A parody of Piers Anthony's Xanth series... After writing out a complete novel, I felt like doing something short and stupid. David N. Brown resides in Mesa, Arizona.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Udina's Bad Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Udina reflects on Shepard's disastrous first day as a Spectre and ultimately decides that, for the good of the galaxy, Shepard must be stopped. That man is a regular PR NIGHTMARE...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Shepard (M), D. Anderson - Complete
Jealousy by MagnumPI459 reviews
The title sums it up pretty well; give it a read, it's short.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Just a Simple Fisherman by Metropolis Kid reviews
While waiting to catch a fish, Peter recounts why he chose to follow Christ. A short little one-shot. My first Bible fic. Hope you enjoy.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Dragon's Fist by Hidden in Twilight reviews
The power of a Dragon flows though your veins. A Dragon that feeds and grows stronger from battling other Dragons. But can you control it? Naruto/Tenjho Tenge. on hold
Crossover - Naruto & Tenjho Tenge - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Shinji vs Santa Claus by Mister Cynical reviews
Merry Christmas from the jerk. The B-stories, Christmas style!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
The First Law of the Mithlantil by EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
One at a Time by RaineJoybringer reviews
A series of short one shots about various Naruto characters. Fics contains spoilers and occasionally various pairings. Please read the summary notes on each chapter for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Konoha's Tragic Orange Beast by Nate Grey reviews
Or why Lee taking Naruto under his wing could potentially be a bad thing for them both.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Wild Stallions by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Gemini Water didn't have the effect Happosai expected when he doused Ranma with it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Excuses for Snape by dogbertcarroll reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shinji vs the Nazi Vampires in Space by Mister Cynical reviews
The B-stories ride again! You know the deal by now, folks. If the title makes you laugh, this one's probably for you.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Embrace The Madness by NightRanger85 reviews
The Berserker King achieves Bankai. Let the world tremble...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Yakuza by Kasek reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Shinji and Asuka by DeadlyPole reviews
What happens when Shinji can't take Asuka's behaviour anymore? Read and find out. ShinjiXAsuka pairing. Rated M for explicit scenes/coarse language. Please R&R. Chapters 1-7 have been rewritten. Chapters 8 & onward to be rewritten.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 247,668 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Asuka S., Shinji I. - Complete
Shut Up by Randomonium reviews
Revy and Rock are onboard the Lagoon and are incredibly bored. And Rock just won't shut up. Revy devises a way to shut him up. Rock x Revy lemon
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
I Am Your Tool by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Naruto is dead, killed by the Kyuubi, and his own sadness. Now the Nine Tailed Demon is back, and with the help from a certain Exiled Hyuuga, he shall have his vengence... Sequel to 'Sometimes, Sadness is too Powerful To Bear.' Kyuu/Hina/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Hinata H.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Beautiful Death by Uncle Joe reviews
Many eons have passed for a war weary Naruto, and now comes his final hour watch as the man who could be a god makes his last stand. Oneshot. Complete
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Underwear by KiriNoMiko reviews
Where is it?" "I dont know what you're talking about . . ." KakaAnko one-shot, lime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Duty, Honor, Sacrifice by Makori reviews
The last thoughts of a soldier as he and his squad prepare to take their place beside the Emperor. ONESHOT
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vengeance by dmccowan2 reviews
With their manipulations exposed Harry seeks vengeance from his 'friends and family'. Dark, evil, slightly insane Harry. Post DH. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P.
Starry Night, Fateful Day by Electromotive Force reviews
Kelly paired with him under the blanket of night and together they gazed upon the stars. At this moment in time, he was simply John, simply the warrior-child who had no equal...until something decades away pulled him from this fleeting memory.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087 - Complete
Big Trouble in Old England by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
More than Six Thousand Years in Space by Sakiku reviews
4th in Six Thousand series, follows Six Thousand Years in a Room. A jump into the future and to the edges of immortal psyche. Crossover Hellsing Highlander
Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Methos, Alucard - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 698 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Revenge by H P Lovecraft by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A Harry Potter story as H. P. Lovecraft would have written it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Split by demonicnargles reviews
His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Afraid of The Darkness by Captain-Emily reviews
Unable to breach the blood wards on Privet Drive, Voldemort sends Lucius to hire someone who can.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Hellsing Fanfiction by Metropolis Kid reviews
The Reason why I have a gun, loaded with blessed silver bullets, tucked under my pillow. Just a silly, but hopefully humorous little story. Please Read and Review. Thanks. PS. PLEASE don't take too seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
NekoWaffers by Legato Deathscythe reviews
Opps... Hairball
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Asuka S., Shinji I.
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Laughing Professor by Captain-Emily reviews
Is Hogwarts really ready for the cynical, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking Professor John Constantine?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellblazer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Strays by Captain-Emily reviews
Batman is having car trouble, but everyone else is amused. And people wonder why he hates magic? Features a surprise pairing.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Ourselves by weixuan18 reviews
By myself, I am nothing, searching in the dark, trying to find answers. By herself, she is nothing, trying to lead me to the light, to give answers. But together, by ourselves, everything is clear. Forever and ever, I love you. -NaruSaku-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,762 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Game Can Change Your Life by Metropolis Kid reviews
While waiting for pizza, John plays an arcade game. He gets the top score, and his life becomes even weirder. One-Shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Shinobi Rule Number 25 by Mr. Lee reviews
The death of Jiraiya reveals old wounds that Naruto has inside him, making Sakura and Tsunade see under his mask. NaruSaku WAFF, NaruTsu family oneshot. A revised version of manga chapters 404-406. Rated T for a dose of angst, WAFF and Kleenex moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enough by Christa McGinn reviews
LilyxJames. James snaps as Lily rejects him again. Warning: rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ninja Business by Sakiku reviews
This is what happens when Ninja open their own business... xover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brothers Keeper by gunman reviews
When Rock's older brother is kidnapped, he ends up in Roanapur where the Japanese salaryman must negotiate for the life of his estranged sibling. Slight Rock/Revy.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Rock, Revy - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 884 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Knights of Evangelion by NightRanger85 reviews
Even Gods have their limits; even the Fates cannot always determine circumstance. Upon the Childrens' shoulders doth our future rest. Rated 'T' to be safe.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Shinji I.
Jaws of God by Grand Phoenix reviews
This will be the last time Asuka Langley-Sohryu will think ill of Shinji Ikari. Semi-AU. Episode 16; Asuka-centric.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Asuka S. - Complete
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Gets His by Rage Buddha reviews
How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Battlestars and Battlemechs by drakensis reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/5/2008
Chaotic Improbability by ArtFreak101 reviews
Ranma has a Heart of Gold... leterally. Crossover fic.
Crossover - Ranma & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Ranma - Complete
The Race by The Last Firebender reviews
Drabble. When Aang and Toph are together, they get very competitive. Who will win the race?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Regent of Glory by entilza reviews
The tale of a single Imperium vessel during one of the great battle of the Democles Gulf Crusade.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Corruption by Mister Cynical reviews
Absolute power corrupts absolutely and when the corrupt have all the power, it becomes the average man's duty to oppose them.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,173 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Shinji I., Mana K. - Complete
It's All Your Fault by Raolia reviews
Sometimes, being blamed isn't a bad thing... one-shot Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Fear by Tail Kinker reviews
Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
The Misfits by Academia Nut reviews
Chaos is all things. Including those that do not fit the norms of Chaos.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Naruto's Omakes and Ideas by HarbingerLady reviews
Collection of one shots omakes and ideas for Naruto fics
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Let Me Show You by Raolia reviews
Aang and Tophs first kiss. All thanks to a little blade of grass. one-shot Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Hooray for bad Intel by Hawk reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 367 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Requiem by Happy Mask Salesgirl reviews
In the end, the North and South Gate were the strongest of the Sound Four. Oneshot for Tayuya. Fanbrat reminder, is a place for storytelling, not flame wars on pairings. Real reviews welcomed. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Tayuya, Jirobo - Complete
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Excuse by Raolia reviews
After all, any excuse would do. Taang, one shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Rei:incarnated by dogbertcarroll reviews
What happens to the standard canon plotline when the main characters are reincarnated souls from another anime?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Shinji I.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Legionnaire by Mister Cynical reviews
The Foreign Legion has always had a reputation for attracting thieves and murderers on the run from the law. Maybe it’s true after all, it attracted a young Japanese man trying to run from his past. completed
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,028 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Shinji I., Hikari H. - Complete
Your Final Moments by RahXephon reviews
You don't deserve to live, after everything you did. Oh, yes, you're not the only one who knows your secrets. Every little sin you've comitted is known. Now, it's time to pay back for all you've done. You'll wish you were never born. DARKFIC, one-shot.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hikari H. - Complete
Never the same again by SkeletonConductor reviews
One shot. When Revy is abducted, it's up to the rest of the Lagoon Company to save her. Rock makes a decision that will change who he is. Rated mature, mostley for language. Please Review and check out my other stuff.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
If Things Had Been Different by Lady FoxFire reviews
Movie 2007 At the end of the movie everyone lived happily ever after at least until the next movie but what if something unexpected happened?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/8/2007 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
Protection by Alexz Recoro reviews
When assassins target Hinata, in order to gain the Byakugan, and there seems to be a spy inside the Hyuuga family, where could she be safer than with the strongest ninja in Konoha, even if he IS the village outcast? HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Phoodrans and Hogwumps by Sakiku reviews
Luna Lovegood and the Last Horcrux: a story from a slightly different perspective. Ignores DH. Very dark. And insane. That is Luna we're talking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 353 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Mending Songs by Vathara reviews
In 1895, a shinigami relearns the world of the living. Bleach crossover.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kenshin - Complete
Six Thousand Years in a Room by Sakiku reviews
3rd in 6000series, follows 'On a Plane'. General insanity in HellsingMansion. Crossover Hellsing Highlander
Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Methos, Alucard - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Godchild by Ikarus Onesun reviews
The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,032 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Joy in Small Places by fembuck reviews
Fleur invites Tonks over to dinner for some girl talk but the evening takes a very expected turn. Contains DH references. TonksFleur, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fleur D., N. Tonks - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Litany of Blood by jon3776 reviews
The brother wands had a farther reaching affect than anyone could have predicted. Harry's fifth year will be a time filled with vampires, ancient magics, new love, and the most dangerous thing in the world-a woman scorned...HFleur and HGirl!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,377 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Reign of Power by Fayr Warning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wizard of Ashenbenford by Arthur Hansen reviews
AU Order of the Phoenix, with a twist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
The Demon's Contract by Ringmaster reviews
Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,816 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Ranma, Mara
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A Tense Game by BlackBee reviews
A game between two Pong players.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Lavender Spell by Vanidades reviews
Naruto and Hinata struggle to make Hinata's dad understand their relationship. A hopeless attempt at lemon that might have ended up in a failure. R&R LEMON! [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 362 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Oiroke no Jutsu by Winter Ashby reviews
Oiroke no Jutsu! POOF! Sasuke kun? Are you drunk? [Sakura & Sasuko: Sexy no Jutsu!Sasuke] YURI & CRACK aliciousness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Sakura's Home by Winter Ashby reviews
Sakura was kicked out of Konoha five years ago but now has been asked to return… She will meet old friends and be faced with the consequences of her actions. Future AU Sakura centric. No pairings, and you need to be up to date in the manga and series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,758 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Say Anything Nice by Caitrin reviews
So why do Statler and Waldorf keep coming back to the show every night?
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Statler, Waldorf - Complete
Twice Shy by Dame Wren's Ghost reviews
Twice Shy by Dame Wren. Naruto and Hinata have returned to Konoha from their three year mission to recruit Sora. Now they must prepare themselves for the upcoming jounin test while Hinata deals with her family problems and Naruto confronts his past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
Morality by IncandescentOne reviews
Daniel is unhappy with the way the US are using the Azguard technology so he tries to deal with it, whilst handling his own problems. My own Series 11. Re-started.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2007 - D. Jackson
Feral by Kuno-Baby reviews
Everyone's least favorite violent naruto story has died a coward's death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Bone Doll's Twin by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
Death is not infallible. One young girl finds a way to bring back the ones taken from her. Morbid, dark, evil Potter!twins
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Albus D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Intelligence by Mister Cynical reviews
Sometimes the people you're supposed to trust are the ones you shouldn't and the people you shouldn't trust are the only ones who want to see you live.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,254 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Six Thousand Years on a Plane by Sakiku reviews
Second in the 'Six Thousand Years' series, follows 'Six Thousand Years in a Bar'. Ten years after their chance encounter, they meet once again still by chance? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.
Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Methos, Alucard - Complete
The Silent Treatment by MagnumPI459 reviews
Can't tell too much or I'll give away the story. Lets just say the title is a big clue. Slight to moderate OOCness you be the judge.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Whisper Into the Sky by DamageCtrl reviews
Toph has two choices: Go home and get married or have the family fortune and her inheritence given to a stranger. The problem: She wants to keep her ties to her family, but is quite content traveling with Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Betrayed by The Halfa Wannabe reviews
His heart spoke to him, told him he'd always protect his precious people, but when the village turns against him, Naruto had little choice but to leave. Now his heart will sing a new song. Only question is, Will it be a song of Vengeance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,126 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Wolverine versus the What! by Be Kat reviews
The Wolverine is unbeatable, untouchable, a healing god among mutants... right? Wrong! Two versions of an idea, love to hear which one you guys think is best!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee/Jubilation L. - Complete
Dreams of the Disturbed by Islagatt reviews
The prequel to Trickster... which isn't out yet so it might just be better to sat that this is the three shot setup. Have fun, read it, it's cracktacular to not cracktastic at all. Hey look at that, my first completed fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bloodlusting for You by chelsea-chee reviews
Nar/Sak/Kyu One-shot Lemon. After a tiring battle in demon form, it was then Naruto realised that he didn't change back! Now, along with newly formed fox instincts, he goes off in search of the girl that he loves, to mate with. Whether he wants to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shower by gunman reviews
Shinji and Rei end up in the shower together. Lime. ShinjixRei
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
False Information by Mazzie May reviews
Vaan’s a curious kid who likes to ask questions. Really, really offending questions. Fran’s getting angry.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Carpe Slytherin by jon3776 reviews
In an alternate universe where Harry was sorted into Slytherin, the fourth Champion of the TriWizard Tournament competes in the second task in classic, understated, Slytherin style. Winner of the Pottersplace3 september challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Six Thousand Years in a Bar by Sakiku reviews
A chance meeting in a bar. An interesting discussion. Who will come out alive? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.
Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Methos, Alucard - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Measuring Stick by desolate butterfly reviews
[yuri, InoNarukoSaku] Ino wants to have a little measuring contest with Naruto's girl form and Sakura is made the judge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Destiny by Winter Ashby reviews
Harry finally faces off against Snape, after a year of hunting for Voldemort. But what will Snape have to say for himself? [Snape Vs. Harry] NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tea Ceremony by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruHina ficlet] Hinata makes tea, because that is the best thing she can offer him right now.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Belief by Dizzcity reviews
[NaruHina] When asked why he fights, Naruto has only one answer to give. [Drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Office : A Harry and Tonks Story by Adultfanfiction reviews
TONKS, A DESK, AND HARRY HIDING UNDERNEATH IT . . . . . only suitable for people over 18 years of age . . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Judge Dredd Babysitter by MrData reviews
My very short first entry. All comments apreciated, especially constructive criticism. Depending on feedback, I might expand on this story in the future. It appears that there is no category for any character from the 2000 AD comic, which I loved when
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Little Girl lost by jon3776 reviews
a rebellious Gabrielle Delacour goes missing. Harry Potter tracks her to the last place he would expect and has to convince her to come home. Character Piece, no romance HarryPotterGabrielleDelacour friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dreaming of Sin City by Me Oh My ITs Zoe reviews
Harry has a frightening dream about Voldemort in Las Vegas and Hermione sheds a new light on this dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Midnights in hell by jon3776 reviews
A serial killer is on the loose the summer after OOTP. A serial killer who likes to murder pretty young female witches. A serial killer only Harry can catch. Dark, gritty, Sin City style film noir. Warning: Violence and character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 5,656 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Cure for the Blues by DrkKni reviews
Naruto returns from a mission seeking solace from his wife. Oneshot. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Manslayer by Lady Salazar reviews
The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons by desolate butterfly reviews
[AnkoIno, yuri] In which Anko teaches Ino what it means to be a real kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Anko M., Ino Y.
An Indecent Proposal by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, NaruHinaIta threesome] Naruto and Hinata bring Itachi back from the dark side with their healing power of love!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dinner Time by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,659 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Better Fox Trap by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seveness] When Tsunade gives Sakura and Sasuke a mission to change Naruto's bad eating habits, it'll take every ounce of intelligence, creativity, and cunning they have to do it. [NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Last Venture by Arkhe reviews
[alternate 107] Since the very beginning, Yagami Raito had known it could come to this. And he had planned accordingly.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Silence of the Eva by gunman reviews
Shinji meets Hannibal Lector. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Detective Ikari by Mister Cynical reviews
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Wing you to your rest by Knife Hand reviews
Due to an unintended meeting years earlier, Xander goes as something very different for Halloween and changes the course of everything to come.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Xander H.
What Might Be by Sakiku reviews
Kyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 228 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Reason by The Sh33p reviews
The only reason Jiraiya ever hated Dan was because he made Tsunade cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Jiraiya, Dan - Complete
Footsteps of the BoyWhoLived by drakensis reviews
Harry Potter... isn't Harry Potter. Looking out through his eyes is a young teenager lost in a world of magic and wonder that is not his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Era of Hogwarts by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry is hit with a curse and flung back to the Middle Ages. He loses his prejudice against the Dark Arts and meets some rather interesting people along his quest for knowledge and the way home. Post!OotP, Pre!HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - [Harry P., Rowena R.]
About a Book by Arkhe reviews
Anko's having a bad day and she's all up for sharing the pain. Kakashi becomes an unwilling participant. [Lime scented]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blood Tears by gunman reviews
Shinji faces pain and suffering on Asuka's behalf when the pair get kidnapped. OneShot. ShinjiAsuka. Rating may not be accurate.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Fox Identity by Arkhe reviews
Realising that he is the Demon Fox, Naruto grows up plotting revenge against the very Village that sealed him. But when he finds his place amongst them, what is he to do? [Chapter 5b: Shattered Ocean]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,777 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 494 - Follows: