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Hi! I'm Bee...

I'm a Swedish 20-something woman who loves to read. I have loved it all my life, even before I could do it myself. I love to read fanfiction, although at the moment I'm mainly reading books...but I can't let go completely of fic reading so I'll read a little something every now and then! (Especially at times when I can't afford to buy as many m/m e-books as I wish I could. Why is it that libraries are so opposed to investing in even a little gay erotic romance? *cough*)

When I jumped into the world of fanfic, one glorious day in 2010, I started out reading only Het Twi-fic. Since then my erm...preferences have changed and now I read mostly Slash. Boylove is just so irresistible! I mainly read Teen Wolf, One Direction RPF (on other sites since FFn doesn't allow it), (AH/AU) Twilight, and (Post-DH) Harry Potter. I'm a total sucker (*pun maybe intended*) for Edward Cullen, and an enthusiastic shipper of Drarry, Larry, and Sterek...but I'm also always open to new fandoms.

I prefer M-rated fics (actually I almost exclusively read fics rated M/MA/NC-17/R), and I prefer when they are written by and about people who are 18(Well, 17 in HP)... just saying! I'm terrible at spelling myself, but prefer fics that are betaed or written with good language (I also have no problem with being a hypocrite). I cringe at bad grammar! I can tolerate it to some extent if the story is good enough...but too many mixups of they're/their/there, than/then, you're/your, to/too...and I'm out. I read mostly on my kindle, which means I read almost only completed fics, but I try to leave at least one review if I like the fic! ...Sorry if you think that's terribly lazy of me *shrugs*

At wordpress & twilighted I have the same name as here! Find me on Twitter as _bbbee , & on goodreads, livejournal, and Tumblr as arobbbee !! ...but if you do, you better be at least 18 because...well...I'm a perv! *wink*

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21475 - Favs: 11,894 - Follows: 7,841 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6814 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10383 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Librarian by LowlifeTheory reviews
Stiles is a spunky student who finds he's attracted to the new librarian in town, but the librarian has a few secrets.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 9013 - Favs: 5,979 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20287 - Favs: 13,355 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Heart of Light by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec, a wounded soldier, moves back to New York to heal and get over his love for his squad mate, Jace. While there, he meets Magnus Bane, the promiscuous and seemingly callous eyes and ears of the city. Will the two be able to heal each other?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9312 - Favs: 7,658 - Follows: 7,767 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ginger, snaps the werewolf by rhythm junkie reviews
Written for this TeenWolf kinkme prompt: Stiles is like cooking or baking and gets spices on him. Turns out some normal kitchen spice cinnamon, ginger, cloves, whatever is like catnip to werewolves. Cue Derek and/or Scott acting like cats with a pile of catnip, all over Stiles. I've been told this could be construed as dub/con so consider this your warning.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Remembering Me, Remembering You by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Derek was in an accident and has been at the Beacon Hills Long-Term Care hospital for almost a year. He doesn't remember anything. But there's an odd, quirky boy that has been there since day one for him... even though he's a werewolf. Sterek AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The one where Derek is courting and Stiles by rhythm junkie reviews
...fears the zombie/werewolf apocalypse. Courting!Derek. Oblivious!Stiles. UtterlyUseless!Scott. My first TW fic so I started with a trope AND a kinkme. You're welcome.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Shower Stall Confessions by TwistedLea reviews
I didn't notice that his head was turned, that he was watching me watch him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Roundabout Way by kellegirl reviews
Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,254 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Given and Denied by Vanjalina reviews
DH EWE. Tiny AU. Hogwarts. The war broke Draco, he has no future and no hope left. Harry has a perfectly happy life, at least as long as you don't scratch the surface. Little do they know how much their lives are about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,275 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jericho Rose by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, past DMAG and HPGW. Harry did nothing for years about his affection for Draco Malfoy, knowing him to be a Veela happily bonded to Astoria. But then Astoria dies suddenly, and Harry knows what he wants: to make Draco happy again. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Discretion is Key by thusspakekate reviews
Written for HP-Intoxiated. 8th year fic. Harry and Draco bond over a shared trip to the kitchens after getting high at a house unity party. Draco offers to help Harry clear up a little confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Flying by WriteSprite reviews
Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Be Here by Galadriell reviews
It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Victorious by whereSilencebegins reviews
It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,220 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not the Wand, But the Wizard by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Harry starts to have trouble with his wand misfiring, so he seeks Ollivander for help. He is shocked to find Draco Malfoy in Ollivander's place. Will Malfoy be able to help or will he just make things worse? EWE. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Burning Day: A Tale of Rebirth by ConstantComment reviews
While in Scotland for Christmas, Harry meets a local who looks uncannily like Malfoy, but has no recollection of meeting Harry in the past. Harry is determined to find out what happened to the man since his disappearance 5 years ago. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snowstorms and Interventions by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has a thing for Harry, but is so sure that his feeling aren't reciprocated that he wastes his chance. Pansy takes matters into her own hands to ensure a happy ending. Hogwarts fic, 8th year. Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Web of Broken Dreams by Drizl reviews
I have been told that the difference between love and hate is like walking a muggle tight rope. Will Draco fall or can he be saved? EWE/HPDM/Rated M/Slash/Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,504 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Gentlemen by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship. One-shot, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From The Cold by Dr. Blind reviews
Magnus wakes up in a stranger's apartment. As a prostitute who caters to vampires, he's used to being battered come sun up. But this time there's a boy at his bedside wanting to know exactly what he never asks: what happened the night before?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,399 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7175 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Glory by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
End Game by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The next time Mike enters the locker room after practice, the sound of running water is enough to make him burn. He knows Emmett's just on the other side of that wall. Written for the Kink Fest. PWP. Slash. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
What Forever Means by rmhale reviews
My entry for the TwiKinkFest - it's dirty PWP people...dirty :- Read the warnings. Pairing is Peter/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Make it Good by Fr333bird reviews
Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
PDA Public Displays of Affection by Malice Slashlover reviews
Twikinkfest prompt. Slash. Rated M. Thanks FF for forcing us into boring summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Carlisle, Alec - Complete
The Dinner Party by Fr333bird reviews
Written for Twikinkfest. Riley is a naughty tease and Carlisle decides to teach him a lesson. Contains mild bondage, use of restraints, kinky fun. PWP. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Surreal Life by einfach mich reviews
AH, Slashy, Smutty fun written for the TwiKinkFest. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 211 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Edward
On the Edge by sadtomato reviews
From the Twilight Kink Fest! Prompt: Riley/Jasper - give me edging, orgasm denial. I want to see desperate Riley, preferably in a cock ring... Contains pretty filthy PWP slash. Edging and orgasm denial, but in a playful way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
Secrets & Lies by Digitallace reviews
Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Submission by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Draco is still fighting with Harry but under the cover of hostility something has changed. Harry will get what he wants, it's just a matter of time. WARNINGS: KINK; BDSM; TOP!HARRY; bottom!DRACO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,094 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Until You Can Feel It by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts for his "eighth year." After finally ending things with Ginny, he just wants to be alone for the night, that is, until he sees Draco Malfoy's door cracked open... EWE. Gratuitous PWP. Kink. Contains mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'm Gonna Be Late, Aren't I? by TwistedLea reviews
Completely Alternate Universe, at some point between Eclipse and BD. A pushed up meeting with a friend, leading to new kitchen furniture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Touchstone by faithwood reviews
Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Big Black Dog by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Stiles is having one of those lonely nights again. Slash. full!wolf!Derek, unaware Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,549 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Et Dona Ferentes by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,872 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blood Red Sky by WinterStorrm reviews
When the latest bunch of bad guys seem to be targeting Draco Malfoy, it's Auror Harry Potter who gets sent to Malfoy Manor to investigate. Once there, old emotions are brought to the fore, and nothing is what it seems. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Actium by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry works as an unconventional Auror for the Ministry, getting close to suspects and worming their secrets out of them. When Malfoy is linked to a smuggling ring, Harry is assigned to pursue him, with unexpected results. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tired of Sex by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper and Edward have a great relationship and a healthy sex life, or so Jasper thinks. When Edward tells him that he's grown tired of sex, Jasper tries to get to the bottom of it. Pun intended. AH. Slash Backslash 3.0 Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Preparedness by olimakiella reviews
Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Fantastic Creatures' 2011 MPREG Fest by tigersilver reviews
When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Padfoot3456 reviews
Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where The Colours Are by anonwhat reviews
During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
180 Days plus weekends & holidays by Drizl reviews
It's Senior year at Forks High and best friends, Bella and Jasper make a pact to lose their virginity before the end of the school year. Things get complicated and heated when the new boy comes to town and they both fall hard for him. AU/AH/SLASH/E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,071 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Falling Dreams by joemoe93 reviews
The Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year of school after Voldemort's downfall. Harry tries to piece things back together after suffering memory loss. Post-DH, ignores epilogue. Here there be smut. Now complete. Prequel coming in near future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Gone Wrong by yohlenyaoilover reviews
A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prohibition by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Massachusetts, 1925. Edward and Riley have been engaged in a secret relationship for nearly a year. Can Edward forgive Riley after their last argument? Can Edward come to terms with Riley's unfortunate family ties? AH. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Relief by Write.My.Dreams reviews
Sequel to Frustrated but can be read alone. Malec Lemon! Having Alec over for the night turns into being something much more than what Magnus had planned. And he's gotta admit, it's about time he's finally getting some relief. Summary's crap I know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
An Indication of Type by tuesdaymidnight reviews
According to pop psychology, everyone has a certain personality type. Edward's has always been on the straight and narrow. It takes a trip Europe to break his own mold. AH. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Stefan - Complete
Frustrated by Write.My.Dreams reviews
After a night spent on an exhausting mission chasing demons Alec figured to spend time with Magnus, except he fell asleep. What will happen when his parents figure things happened that didn't? And what's this about Magnus being a bit frustrated?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by bsmog reviews
Tired of only being the Boy Who Lived, Harry disappears after the war, leaving only a mysterious letter behind. Five years later, Draco and his unlikely friends go on holiday and find magic where there is none and more on a mountain in Africa. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,651 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Edward's NotSoLonely Valentine's Day by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward hates Valentine's Day. To avoid being around all his coupled friends, he decides to spend the evening by himself, but his solitude is interrupted by a handsome stranger. Originally written for the Twilight No Stress Love Fest. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Wanderlust by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Jasper leaves Texas and hits the road, armed with a guitar and his mouth. Tied for Winner of the Judges Vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9221 - Favs: 9,006 - Follows: 4,977 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When the Night Comes by Drizl reviews
Don't leave anything on your list Jasper. Live the life you want, not the one everyone expects. If you think about it, settling ain't really living. Can Jasper find the life he wants during the light of day or is it best left in the dark ExJ/SLASH/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,452 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6838 - Favs: 10,005 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6086 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17498 - Favs: 10,504 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14336 - Favs: 15,737 - Follows: 8,422 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8886 - Favs: 7,684 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4773 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game On Baby by Drizl reviews
A very bored Edward is tested when the new girl comes to town. He thinks he knows everything, can have anyone at anytime, but Bella is ready to prove him wrong. Who will win this Game? Heavy Lemons, Language, Vamps/Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Measure of a Man by PolkaDotMama reviews
Jasper is drawn in by a small tease of skin that keeps his interest in a man he'd normally dismiss outright. Will it keep his interest long enough to get him past his personal bias? OOC, AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 14,961 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19558 - Favs: 12,425 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete