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Hello, World Wide Web! I am your hostess, Desperado Grandeur, and-

Renee: DES! What are you doing here!? No OCs on my profile!

Desperado: Oh, Din! I might as well have Ganondork on my heels!

Renee: NEVER DISS GANNON!

(Renee straightens her blouse)

Now that Miss Grandeur is out of the way, I can safely say: Hello, World Wide Web! Just a little filler about what you'll find here: a list of my OCs and what videogame/series they are loyal to and their relationships, marital, non-marital and family, as well as what I happen to be into. Meh, go ahead, scroll down.

(Announcements)

Monday, January 17: Another update on the KH/Broadway fic. I'm changing the context; I'll do my best to keep the plot as sketchy as possible, at least for the songs. If there's a story behind one of the songs, it'll be in a separate chapter. Tattie-bye, my loves!

Saturday, September 25: Just a short briefing. I'll be moving my current KH/Broadway songfics into one collection of oneshots. Kiss kiss!

Friday, September 24: New avvie! 'Least, it should be there, if my profile plans on WORKING any time soon!! Xaldin, Lexaeus and Vexen as they appear in 'Those Lacking Spines,' a wonderfully written and very funny Kingdom Hearts fanfic. Look it up if you know what's good for you!

Friday, August 27: Wow... I'm a year older... No, still not giving you my real age. Sorry, stalkers! ;D

Tuesday, July 20: New Avvie! D'aw, Clopin is so dang cute as a lion! *SQUEEES!!*

Thursday, July 1: Woohoo! New fic, and not SSBB!! You'll find the characters' descriptions *points dramatically* in the first chapter!

Monday, June 21: Just check this image out. *melancholy sigh* http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/149/6/7/Davy_Jones_Calypso_Falling_by_Crispy_Gypsy.jpg I was listening to Davy Jones' theme as I was looking at it, and it actually brought tears to my eyes. *Brushes one tear aside, a la Davy Jones, and studies it for a moment, shaking in passion and rage* All who cause the hate-filled Authoress to weep shall DIE!!! *(Sorry, something just took over. WHY DIDN'T DISNEY MAKE THIS SCENE!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYY!!!!)

Tuesday, June 8: OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!! I'M AN AUNT!! My half-brother, Dylan, is married to a woman named Christina, and is now the father of Gavin Riley Nield, born last night!!! OMIGOSH!!!!shift+1!!!!!1!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May26: It seems I've made a bit of a publishing error with "That Gannon!" Please pardon me, the chapter will be redone in no time. Thanks for understanding, salut, mes amis!

Tuesday, April 13: I have a new avatar! Squee, it's fun glomping Gannon! No, that isn't me... grumble Uh... I don't EXACTLY remember who made that pic, but be assured that it isn't mine! Credit goes to whoever created the ditsy blonde girl!

Friday, March 26: I'm all shook up! My high school has produced the yearly musical! This year was "All Shook Up!" I may have only been in the ensemble, but you can bet on my snagging the spotlight! Lead role, here I come! -sob- After tomorrow, the riotous fun will end!

Major OCs

Name: Desperado/ Aeris Grandeur

Videogame loyalty: The Legend of Zelda

Gender: female

Race: Gerudo

Age: 19 yrs.

Looks: long, red hair (customary for her race), olive skin, hazel eyes, rather tall. Wears silver mail shirt over a loose undershirt, a tattered white tunic over her mail shirt, white leggings, brown mid-calf boots, black wooden brace on her left wrist

Physique: strength of two full-grow Goron, very active

Friends: Link, Princess Zelda, Nabooru, Eldis (another OC)

Family: No known family except for distant, very distant, cousin Caroak (another OC)

Weapon/ powers: two-handed axe, extreme strength, slight magical abilities

Occuptation: Hero of Cunning, bearer of the Triforce of Cunning

Likes: Her stallion Bane, her axe, adventure, playing the lute, dancing, vanquishing evil, insulting and rejecting Ganondorf

Dislikes: Ganondorf, evil, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Ganondorf, Ilia, Ganondorf, Caroak, Bulbins and Ganondorf (no, not just dislike. She HATES Ganondorf. With a passion. "Loathing" from Wicked starts playing)

Secrets: She secretlly harbors feelings for Link, and more than once, she's nearly given in to Ganondorf's persistant efforts at courting her. But even juicier: she is secretly the heir to the Gerudo throne (through her cousin, the rejected Prince Caroak)

Name: Bolt the Cat

Videogame loyalty: Sonic the Hedgehog

Gender: Female

Race: Mobian cat

Age: 18 yrs.

Looks: grey fur, white muzzle and chest, icy blue eyes, yellow, bolt-shaped scar over her right eye, hence her name. She is always seen in blue jeans, a red sweater with a white stripe across the chest and upper arms, white gloves and white sneakers with red stripes across the middle, circling her foot. One will never see her without her Chaos Amulet: a small charm resembling her scar

Physique: very active, very strong

Friends: Sonic the hedgehog, Knuckles the echidna, Blaze the cat, Silver the hedgehog, Amy Rose, Miles "Tails" Prower, Mojo Magic the tiger (another OC), Big the cat, Thundai the hedgehog (another OC) and Vashna the bat (another OC)

Family: Felicity the cat (mother, another OC), Grizzle the cat (father, another OC), Sonic the hedgehog (brother), Big the cat (cousin), Blaze the cat (cousin), Mojo Magic the tiger (cousin), King Inferno the cat (uncle, Blaze's father, another OC) and Knuckles the echidna (fiance)

Weapons/ powers: Super speed, super strength, sharp claws, blaster pistol and energy whip

Likes: Knuckles (squee!), blueberry crepes, fish, fishing, walking in the woods, drama and comedy, fighting and hanging out with friends

Dislikes: Rouge the bat, swimming, evil, Mephiles the Dark (major one-sided relationship), Chaos Lord Nightmare the hedgehog (another OC) and did I mention Rouge?

Occupation: Mobian Hero, loving wife

Secrets: She used to be a cat from Earth, but a test involving Mobian DNA linked her directly and permanently to Sonic, Mobius and that galaxy's fate, and she has the same problems with Mephiles that Desperado has with Ganondorf

Name: Coyote McCloud

Videogame loyalties: StarFox

Gender: female

Race: Anamorphic coyote

Age: 20 yrs.

Looks: light brown fur, yellow eyes, white muzzle, white crest teased into spikes with hairspray. Lots and lots of hairspray. She always wears green armor, just to stick out. Not only that, but she often manicures her claws to keep them in the peak of sharpness

Physique: not very strong, none too quick, but still very smart and cunning

Friends: Wolf O'Donnell, Falco Lombardi & Fox McCloud (despite their obvious differences)

Family: Fox McCloud (brother), James McCloud (deceased father), Vixy McCloud (deceased mother) and Marcus McCloud (nephew)

Weapons/ powers: blaster rifle, reflector, airwing "Dog Pack," affectionately nicknamed "The DP," "Scouter" headpiece, small, easilly stored and detonated bombs

Likes: Fox McCloud, dogfights, piloting the Dog Pack, working on both the Dock Pack and the Wolfen's engines, explosions (okay, she's a little bit of a sadist, but explosions are cool!) and picking fights with Leon Powolski and Panther Caroso

Dislikes: Leon Powolski, Panther Caroso, murder (reference to her father and mother's deaths), engines in disrepair, shoddy engine designs, dud bombs (very, very vexing in her opinion) and straight-lacers and snobs

Occupation: Team StarWolf mercenary, occasionally comes to the aid of StarFox if her brother or nephew are ever in danger

Secrets: she is very close to Wolf O'Donnell despite the fact that he is responsible for her father's death, and fears that if she never existed, her father would still be alive (Wolf intended to kill Coyote for crossing his path as a young teenager, but James saw the criminal about to shoot his daughter and pushed her aside, intercepting the death blow)

Name: Kariane Crystal

Game loyalties: Pokemon Crystal version

Gender: female

Race: Jhoto human

Age: 11 yrs.

Looks: dyed azure pigtails, green eyes, cream skin, black t-shirt, white cropped jacket, white gathered kapris, blue sneakers, blue beret with pink trim

Physique: small, quick, not too strong on her own but a very shrewd Trainer

Friends: Red, Lance, Prof. Elm, her Pokemon

Family: Elissa Crystal (widowed mother) and John Crystal (deceased father)

Weapons/ powers: Pokemon

Likes: Pokemon, legendaries, reading, adventure, travelling, dueling, riding her bike and fishing

Dislikes: Bug Pokemon, her Rival Seth Gold (cheap jerk), losing in Pokemon battles and Eusine (creep keeps on trying to steal my Pokemon!)

Occupation: Pokemon Trainer, League Champion

Secrets: She is the youngest known Pokemon League Champion

Name: Angel

Videogame loyalties: Kirby Superstar

Gender: female

Race: whatever species Kirby is

Age: about 25 yrs., never had the guts to ask her...

Looks: looks almost exactly like Meta Knight, but with white and gold armor. Wields a sword exactly identical to Galaxia save for the fact that it is a silver hue, instead of gold, and wears a half-mask over the uppper part of her face, instead of a full-face mask

Physique: very fast, very cunning, skilled fighter

Friends: Meta Knight, Kirby (mutual ally only. "I have no respect, no emotion and absolutely no patience for you!", in her own words, prompting a well-disguised laugh from Meta Knight)

Family: No known family, Meta Knight is more like a father to her than a teacher or commander

Weapons/ powers: flight, serrated sword

Likes: dueling, vanquishing evil, the arts, solitude, researching wizardry

Dislikes: King Dedede, evil, anyone who thinks they can best her in a duel and fails

Occupation: Star Warrior-in-training, Meta Knight's loyal companion

Secrets: she knows that Meta Knight is not just an emotionless husk, and she often fails when she attempts wizardry. She also harbors secret feelings for Meta Knight

Name: Cherri

Videogame loyalty: Super Mario Bros.

Gender: Female

Race: human

Age: 17 yrs.

Looks: fair skin, short brown hair, blue eyes. Wears a hot-pink t-shirt, a black denim skirt, black suspenders, dark brown, mid-calf boots with iron studs and a black cap set with hot-pink studs

Physique: not very strong, pretty quick

Friends: the Mario Bros., Princess Daisy (sorta...)

Family: no known family at this point

Weapons/ powers: her fists, machete, machine gun (very, very sadistic when it comes to Bowser, Kamek or their goons)

Likes: stomping Bowser's goons, reading, drawing, playing chess, adventure

Dislikes: Bowser, Kamek, Princess Peach (can't stand the ditz) and the Koopalings

Occupation: unemployed

Secrets: originally from Earth, discovered by Mario in the Gritzy Desert

Name: Renee Springer (not my real name. Sorry, stalkers!)

Videogame loyalty: none

Gender: female

Race: human

Age: 13/14/15 (not givin' my real age that quickly)

Looks: fair skin, cropped brown hair, green-grey eyes. Usually wears a turtleneck or sweater, jeans and sneakers

Physique: not strong at all, quick but with low stamina

Friends: healthy mixture of guys and girls (single, and proud of it!)

Family: I live with my mother and grandmother. My father is filing for a divorce, and my sister is a junior in college

Weapons/ powers: authoress powers, The Fanghook Katana (gold-edged katana, turns it's wielder into a pyromancer, and temoporarily, a pyromaniac)

Likes: Super Smash Bros., Super Mario Bros., the Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, theater, Chicago (musical), CATS (animal and musical), The Phantom of the Opera (novel, musical and movie), West Side Story, The Chronicles of Narnia (book series and movies), The Lord of the Rings (movies and book series), Star Wars (novels and movie series), Gerard Butler (squee!), RPGs, reading, writing, drawing, fooling around on the computer, Pink (singer, not the color), Avril Lavegne, (and did I mention Gerard Butler?) "The Hunchback of Notre Dame," (especially our good Monsieur Trouleifou, Clopin) and Anne Hathaway

Dislikes: homework, school in general, spiders (ugh!), the Jonas Brothers (DIE LOSERS!!), High School Musical (idiotic!!)

Occupation: unemployed

Secrets: always wanted to have some hot, creepy guy in a mask serenade me (sigh Gerard, I love you...)

Name: Rixka, Kira Harte prior to a Heartless attack

Videogame loyalty: Kingdom Hearts

Gender: female

Race: Shard (not quite Nobody, not quite Somebody. Has a portion of a Heart called a Sliver, can feel only very, very basic emotions)

Age: 17 yrs.

Looks: black hair tied in pigtails, tips dyed blue, violet eyes. Usually wears a green short-sleeved hoodie, blue jeans, brown sneakers and a red bandana in her hair with the bangs hanging out. Otherwise, generic Organization XIII robes with sleeves resembling those of a kimono, boots and gloves in a much smaller size than normal

Physique: high-ish stamina, not very strong, pretty fast

Friends: Lexaeus, Axel (Renee: "Of COURSE, RIX!"), Zexion, Luxord (sort of), Namine & Roxas

Family: none, parents were killed by the Heartless, (clichéd, I know!) sees Vexen as a sort of father-figure

Weapons/powers: Devious Strings (gloves allowing one to manipulate target or targets), control over the very nature of the world, generic Nobody teleportation

Likes: Papua fruit, reading, annoying the Nothingness out of Larxene, talking with Lexaeus (contradictory, I know), assisting Vexen with his work (although with her clumsiness, oblivious curiosity and tendency to ask too many questions, he rarely asks for her help), manipulating the weak-minded, eating martzipan, playing cards with Luxord (even though he nearly always wins. She's getting better, though!)

Dislikes: Heartless, Larxene, losing to Luxord in Poker, Xemnas' arrogance, Saix's apathy, anyone who calls Vexen a pervert or Lexaeus a dolt

Occupation: unofficial member of Organization XIII, only surviving Shard in the worlds

Secrets: She shouldn't be alive; a Shard cannot take the stress of existing and being naught at the same time, and their bodies implode. Perhaps the only reason Kira survived to become Rixka is because she wasn't strong enough to fight off her attackers and had to be rescued by Lexaeus. This has led to the remnants of what would be very powerful feelings for him (much more than a brother, that's for sure!) could she feel complex emotions

Minor OCs

Name: Raze

Videogame Loyalty: Kingdom Hearts

Gender: Male

Species: human Somebody

Age: 21 yrs.

Looks: hideously pale skin, black hair about the same length as Vexen's, similar bangs. Yellow eyes, heavilly scarred face due to the war against the Heartless. No, he was not attacked by the Heartless himself; he was a victim of a poorly-aimed attack and suffered severe damage. Usually disguises himself as a generic Organization XIII member, as the stolen robes were the only posessions aside from his weapons that he escaped with

Physique: scrawny, almost anorexic frame, surprisingly fast and strong for his size

Friends: he's so irritable, annoying (and to Zexion, foul-smelling) that nobody can stand being in the same room as him for a few minutes save for one very patient girl named Rose Jackaby (OC)

Family: no legal family. Killed in the war against the Heartless (cliched, I know.) He is one of Clopin Trouillefou's many (illegitimate, ooh you devil!) children

Weapons/ Powers: skill with a bow and arrows, infuriating people so they can no longer think straight, inducing pure chaos to the world

Likes: driving Rixka and Vexen up the wall, irritating everyone he comes in contact with, fighting, and basically being a little brat

Dislikes: Rixka, the entire Kingdom Hearts cast ("Especially Vixen!" in his own words. This only got him a half-frozen arse)

Occupation: unemployed

Secrets: his life is an open book. He has nothing to hide (well, maybe... One thing... He's had the HUGEST crush on Rose Jackaby ever since he met her. "YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!! D':")

Name: 'Bloody' Rose Jackaby

Videogame loyalty: Kingdom Hearts

Gender: female

Species: human Somebody

Age: 20 yrs.

Looks: short, curly red hair, pale skin, green eyes. Often wears black wrist bands, white sneakers, black baggy jeans that hang just below the belt on one side, red tank-top, loose black-and-red striped tie, white stud earrings

Physique: thin, not too strong but pretty quick on her feet

Friends: Rixka, Zexion, Demyx, Raze, Vexen (well, technically Even, but whatever!)

Family: none. Too lazy to come up with a family bio. Let's just say her mother died in childbirth and her father was killed by Heartless (durr... I'm stupid...)

Weapons/ powers: ability to control vines, instilling a chaotic rage in the minds of others

Likes: Raze, annoying the Nothingness out of Marluxia, destroying his gardens with her vines, plotting with Zexion, pranking Demyx,

Dislikes: Marluxia, anything pink, getting pranked, Axel

Occupation: unemployed. Unless Professional Punk counts, which I highly doubt

Secrets: she was Even's best friend when he was a Somebody, and now has the hugest crush on Vexen. And she has a very strong suspicion that he likes her back.

Copy-and-Paste!! (wow, people really like these things)

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...R...It shows that you care

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (sigh, "The Phantom of the Opera." I love you, Gerard Butler...)

If you don't understand cliques thinking they rule the world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a person that can immitate a lot of video game characters, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a girl that can immitate Peach in an annoyingly good way, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a girl that can strangely talk like a guy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

(And now one of my own): If you are obsessed with making OCs but hate Mary-Sues, copy and paste this on your profile.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!
so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!

Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul. Amen! (Copy and paste if you are a Christian)

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

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Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltters in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on! (wow, I must be smart.)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna/The Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off!

If you think High School Musical just plain stunk and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (sniff)

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. (tee hee...)

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't (AMEN!)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. (Halleluja!)

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Meta Knight is just really honest and not cold hearted, copy and paste this into your profile

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, volleyball that's me!, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Mewtheruler, Renee Springer

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Metaknight4ever, PitFTW, MahNahti

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

Yaoi/yuri isn't fandom, it's perversion. STOP CHARACTER ABUSE! Copy paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Starbrook, PitFTW, Mewtheruler, Renee Springer

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who can't hang with her friends because people will think she's gay and make fun of her.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Although I am not homosexual or bisexual, I support their rights and believe that they have as much right to freedoms in this country and all others as any heterosexual people.

Girls

Are like

Apples on trees.

The best ones are

At the top of the tree. The

Boys don’t want to reach

For the good ones because they

Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

From the ground that aren't as good,

But easy. So the apples at the top think

Something is wrong with them, when in

Reality, they're amazing. They just

Have to wait for the right boy to

Come along, the one who's

Brave enough to

Climb all

The way

To the top

Of the tree.

Nintendo is right now creating LoZ Wii2 and Super Mario Galaxy Wii 2. OTHER GAMES SHOULD BE ON THE WII!! Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name and the new game you want for Wii to the list: PitFTW: Kid Icarus Wii, Renee Springer: Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver (I loved Crystal. I want to go back home to Jhoto.)

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Pikana, mariolinkdkfox,MetaGiga, Renee Springer

If you get offended every time somebody leaves the "Captain" out of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this to your profile

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt and guess what's inside it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that it was a miracle that someone didn't come and attack Will and Elizabeth whilst they were kissing during the battle in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there! COPY THIS!

If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp, copy this. (no, durr!)

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).

Once a pirate, always a pirate! Copy and paste if you are a pirate!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. (*smack* Owch. *smack* Owch. *smack* Ow- *hand is grabbed by Emily* Emily: You say that ONE more time...)

If you had those occasional shivers every time you thought of Davy Jones, copy and paste onto your profile. (Of awesomeness... And kinda creeped out... But awesomeness...)

If you are a POKEMON fanatic, copy this! (W00T W00T I WANNA BE THA VERY BEST!!)

If you HATE High School Musical with a burning passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Johnny Depp and the Phantom of the Opera (Gerard Butler squee!!) are way more sexier than Zac Efron. If you agree, copy and paste. (You may replace the celebs/characters here with celebs of your choice) :D

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie/video game character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile. (That the Phaaaaantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind...)

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!), ElizabethTurner93 (I do this when I've asked a really stupid question.), Flygon Pirate (Well, or I do it just because I, or someone else, did something completely stupid), Renee Springer (yesh, yesh, I am not above this age-old and not-very-effective method of self-inflicted punishment),

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. But those darn catch phrases get into our heads! It's CHAOTIC!!

If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile. Wait, what did I just paste, again?

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (*Cough* Erik... *Cough* Ganondorf... *Cough* Davy FRACKING Jones... *Cough Cough* Sorry, something stuck in my throat...)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', angel-death-dealer, Morgomir, Flygon Pirate, Renee Springer,

If you are one of those paranoid type of people, copy and paste it on you profile. At least it helps us with our senses, right? (The Phaaaaantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind...)

If you feel ever so sorry for Phantom/Erik and you think that anyone that hurt him are just plain idiots, copy, paste, and give Phantom/Erik a big hug! (Yayz! Once the Angel of Music, always the Angel of Music! Stupeed people like Raoul and Christine DESERVE to make each other miserable. Wise up, Erik, and go out with Meg already! You know you wanna!)

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile. (*hums 'Masquerade'* Masquerade! Paper faces/On parade! Masquerade! Hide your face/So the world will never find you!)

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0.0... This person must have NO life... BRAVO WHOEVER MADE THIS!!

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is loser cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back to the top and read the third word of every line! Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it (you KNOW you did!!)

Bold the stereotypes that describe you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I can’t DANCE, so I MUST be a stupid klutz.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Well, I wouldn't call myself ugly, but I AM a little insane... *eye twitch*)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Well, actually, I'm scrawny, VERY loud mouthed and obnoxiously shy)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (In reality, I've got a GREAT Cockney AND Posh accent. Good'evenin', guv'nah!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird

I want child abuse to stop! And if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

Must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get

Just one beating tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

ACHE: Abused Children Heard Everywhere.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

Sasha

Her Name Was Sasha

She was 3 years old

Her Hair was

Dark Brown

With Many curls

That Clustered

Round her Head

Her Father

Was a Drunk

Her Mother died

In Child birth

Before her Dad

Came home

Each day

Sasha would hide

In a closet

Trembling

Like a leaf

When her Dad

Walk trough

That door

Screaming out

Her name

He would

Tear around

The house

Searching…

Searching…

Calling her a

Worthless pig

When she was found

He trough her

Clear across

The room,

She was so

Light from

Being starved

She hit the wall

And crumpled

In a heap

“What Have I

Ever done to him?”

She questioned

To herself

He walked

Up to Sasha,

So drunk

He walked

Her Dad

Towered over

Poor helpless

Sasha

“Daddy please

Don't hurt me”

Sasha Trembling said

Her Father

Looked down on

Her, glaring

Laughed

Then kick her side

She screamed in pain

He crushed her wrist

She screamed again

He Smiled then

Got ready for the

Final blow

He picked

The sobbing girl up

And tossed her

Like an unwanted

Doll out the window

The glass shattered

Into millions of

Tiny splinters

Which many where

Then lodged into her skull

A neighbor called the police

But they came too late

Sasha was already

Walking the Streets

Of Gold

(sob)

Let's have a few more light-hearted posts... I can only handle so much darkness.

Have you ever read a Legend of Zelda manga? I HAVE! Copy & paste this into your profile if you totally love LoZ mangas!

If you are a rare crazed Ganondorf fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG, that was fun, can we do it again?"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @$$ that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk!!

If you ever felt like Erik/The Phantom of the Opera is behind you, about to Punjab you (or worse), copy and paste.

If every time you hear the word "Messieurs", you automatically think of the Phantom, copy and paste this into you profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

High School was a wannabe musical and was the worst Disney movie ever made. Disney did not learn from their mistake and not only did they create sequels, but also came up with Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. If you think that Disney made a huge mistake by creating the High School Musical series, Hannah Montana, and Camp Rock, copy and paste. WHAT HAPPENED TO HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME AND THE LION KING AND BEAUTY AND THE F*ING BEAST!?!?

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile. And the names of the victims are (In order): Jack Sparrow, Sao Feng, James Norrington, and Will Turner. (That woman is eeeevil.)

If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001.

If you hear voices of the movie/video game characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (At least the Phantom's voice is incredibly sexy... *drools* Sorry)

If you love "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you wonder who create the 'copy-and-paste' list in the first place, copy this.

Ooh...I like Nightmare Before Christmas, if you absolutely adore Nightmare Before Christmas, copy and paste!

If you know for a fact that someone has copied and pasted something from your profile into their profile, copy and paste this in your profile. (Flygon Pirate, you got that 'JACK' thing from mine, right? The giant JACK written out of the four letters in his name? The one that I said whoever made it had no live, but good for them?

The Gaga Law:
(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance.

PIRATE = Tetra = Zelda = Sheik = NINJA
Ergo, PIRATE = NINJA

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Run and Tell That (Hairspray Soundtrack)

Waking Up: Zelda's Lullaby (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Huh, fits, I guess)

Falling in Love: Cooties (Hairspray Soundtrack. I guess, if I was super immature...)

Breaking Up: The Music of the Night (Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. ... WHY!? I WANTED THAT TO BE THE FALLING IN LOVE ONE!!!)

Prom Night: All I Ask of You Reprise (Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. ... Someone up there has it in for me)

Life: Never Had a Friend Like Me (Aladdin Soundtrack. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!!!)

Mental Breakdown: Masquerade (Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. It does sound a little crazy, I guess...)

Driving: Jellicle Cats (CATS Soundtrack)

Flashback: Oklahoma! (Oklahoma! Soundtrack)

Getting Back Together: I Want the Good Times Back (The Little Mermaid Broadway Soundtrack. Right title, wrong context. That's what I call ironic)

Wedding: I Could Have Danced all Night (My Fair Lady Soundtrack)

Birth of Child: For Good (Wicked Soundtrack)

Final Battle: I Enjoy Being a Girl (Flower Drum Song Soundtrack. ... Why me? Why freaking me?)

Funeral: I Can Hear the Bells (Hairspray Soundtrack)

Final Credits: In My Own Little Corner (Rodger and Hammerstein's Cinderella Soundtrack)

(What, another one!?)

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"Memory," CATS Soundtrack

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"In My Own Little Corner," Rodger and Hammerstein's Cinderella Soundtrack (Well, I am always holing myself up...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished)," Wicked Soundtrack (Ooooo!)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

"The Graveyard," Phantom of the Opera Movie Soundtrack (... The hey?)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"Ten Minutes Ago," Rodger and Hammerstein's Cinderella Soundtrack

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Wonderful," Wicked Soundtrack (If I liked anyone, I'd probably think that. But my friends sure are 'Wonderful!')

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"All I Ask of You," Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack (... NOOO!!! I WILL NOT HAVE RAOUL/CHRISTINE ON MY LIFE STORY!!! AAAAAHH!!)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"Jellicle Cats," CATS Soundtrack (Uh, that means I either want to be a cat or I want to be in a production of CATS... Not really sure what they're saying to me...)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Razzle Dazzle," Chicago Soundtrack

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"No One Mourns the Wicked," Wicked Soundtrack (LOL!)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"Without Love," Hairspray Soundtrack (Aww!!)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Think of Me," Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"The Magical Mr. Mistofelees," CATS Soundtrack (The hey? So I have a cat, that doesn't make him my hobby!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Both Reached For the Gun," Chicago Soundtrack (It does make sense, but no, I'm not from Mississippi. My parents weren't very wealthy. They aren't six feet under. I wasn't granted one more start at the convent of the Sacred Heart)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Angel of Music," Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack (The hey?)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

"The Phantom of the Opera Prologue," Phantom of the Opera movie Soundtrack (How would my favorite movie/musical happening in real life be a bad thing!?)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

"My One Last Hope," Hercules Soundtrack (Eh? I'll be murdered by the guy training me to be a hero, maybe?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

"Masquerade," Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack (Well, if I had to dance with someone, I guess... Or if I got drunk. Or I was stood up by my date)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

"The Circle of Life," The Lion King Soundtrack (... I'm not even going to try...)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"Oklahoma," Oklahoma! Soundtrack (*sob* NO! NO MORE! NO MORE WIND RIGHT BEHIND THE RAIN!!!)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

"Da Doo Ron Ron," dunno who (Please let it mean no)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

"Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now," Hairspray Soundtrack (Actually, I'm kinda nervous about what exactly is gonna happen after I leave home...)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

"On the Street Where You Live," My Fair Lady Soundtrack (*blushes, stupid grin* Oooh!)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

"I Can Hear the Bells," Hairspray Soundtrack (Er, I'd, uh... I can't even begin to explain that one)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

"For Good," Wicked Soundtrack (Goodbyes are never easy)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

"Cooties," Hairspray Soundtrack (These things are... Invasive... Contagious... SHE'S GOT COOTIES!!!)

(Now a few random ones I made up!)

If you think "Pirates of the Caribbean" should be made into a musical (I don't know how, but still...), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Christine Daae ("The Phantom of the Opera") and Demeter ("CATS") are paranoid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Gerard Butler in the "Don Juan Triumphant" costume from "Phantom" is drop-dead sexy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Victoria and Jemima ("CATS") and Meg Giry ("The Phantom of the Opera") are too cute for words, copy and paste this into your profile.

Davy Jones is awesome. There's no argument. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. (GO DAVYLYPSO!!)

If you think Davy Jones should be ALIVE and living with Calypso/Tia Dalma in some swamp somewhere, copy and paste this in your profile! (grabs a torch and pitchfork and rushes to join the mob of raging DavyLypso fans)

If you nearly L-O-L-d when Davy Jones knocks Will's tea cup from his hand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Reaver from Fable II/III is an absolute son of a B* but you love him anyway, copy and paste! (Oooh-hoo, accepting his 'private party' offer would be such and eeeevil choice, but it'd be worth it!!! SQUEEEEEE!!)

If you like the 'oldies' songs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Da doo, ron-ron-ron, da doo, ron-ron-ron...)

QUIZZES!! (Aw, but I hate school!) Shut up, Narrator.

Choose any 12 characters from any fandom (including Ocs) and answer the following questions:

1. Bolt (OC)

2. Knuckles

3. Desperado (OC)

4. Link

5. Ganondorf

6. Renee Springer (Me)

7. Emily Baxter (OC)

8. Rick Velasquez (OC)

9. Mario

10. Peach

11. Luigi

12. Cherri (OC)

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic?

Uhh… Nooo… I only exist on Fanfiction, and Luigi is normally paired with Daisy. I could try it, sometime, though... Hmm...

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Kinda hot, Link mostly just plain cute to me.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

I’d… Probably kill them both. Cherri doesn’t know Rick, and… Wait. How does a GUY get PREGNANT!?

4. Do you recall any fics about 9?

Heck yeah. Heh, Mario-Aladdin crossover… (Sniggers)

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Eh, maybe. Knuckles is cute, but Bolt would kill him for cheating, and then kill me for going out with him.

6. 5/9 or 5/10?

Yeek! Gannon/Peach! No Gannon/Mario, no yaoi! Bad!

7. How would 7 react to walking in on 2 and 12 having… You know?

Emily would stare, snicker and proceed to tell Bolt, who would kill both Knux and Cherri. Dude, how does an echidna do it with a human, anyway? (Yeech…)

8. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Uhh… N-no… Rick never hangs out with Bolt.

9. Suggest a 1/8 hurt/comfort fic title.

“The Sympathetic Fanboy”

10. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Ick. Desperado has long caught the eye of the manipulative Princess Peach. But will she face her true feelings for her before something… Worse happens? Oneshot.

11. What might 10 scream in a moment of passion?

“TEA TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!”

12. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you pick?

Hmm… I guess “Sonic Boom,” since that’s his favorite number from the Sonic games. That and his up-beat personality.

13. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fanfic, what would the warning be?

WARNING! Contains 3-way female yaoi, including a Sonic the Hedgehog OC, Fanfiction Authoress and Mario Bros. OC! Do not read if you like any of this!

14. What might be a good line for 10 to use on 2?

“Hi there! So, how ‘bout it tonight, Knuxter?” Yeesh… Then Bolt proceeds to murder Peach…

15. Cuter couple: 5/9 or 10/12?

Uhh… Gannon/Mario vs. Peach/Cherri? Uh… I say 10/12. I will NOT disrespect the Gerudo King or Nintendo’s mascot!

16. What would 6 say if they saw 8 and 3 kissing?

Renee would say, “Get your paws off Des!” and proceed to slap Rick.

17. How would you feel if 11 died?

Aww… Poor Weegee. (Sniff)

18. Which is the more disturbing pair: 1/4 or 1/7?

Definitely 1/7: Bolt and Emily. And Bolt would never betray Knuckles for Fairy Boy!

Link:

Renee: Link, I- I didn't see you there!

Zelda: Rrrrr... Want me to sic Ruto on her?

Renee: *pales* You wouldn't.

Link (nervous): Ah, she would. Zel, that's not the best- Oh, koopa crud.

19. Would 4 or 9 ever be sad if 12 was run over by a car?

Link might not be sad if Cherri was run over, but Mario’s become pretty friendly with her, so he might.

20. When’s the last time you read a fic about 5?

Huh, pretty recently. My own! (Heh, kidding) Titled, “Under the Rain” by Twili Imp21, real cute ZelGan Oneshot.

List your favorite characters (OCs count) and act as if you were actually in the game:

1. Lexaeus

2. Ansem, Seeker of Darkness

3. Mephiles the Dark

4. Bolt the cat (OC)

5. Ganondorf

6. Desperado (OC)

7. Link

8. Zelda

9. Clopin Trouillefou

10. Erik/The Phantom of the Opera

1. What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Glomp Lexaeus, nearly smothering him, not bothering to ask how he even got in.

2. Number 3 walked in on you showering?

Stare at Mephiles for a moment, and start laughing nervously.

3. Number 4 announced that he/she’s going to marry number 9 tomorrow?

Uhh... Bolt and Clopin? That's... New.

4. Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Uh, I didn't know Ganondorf cooked.

5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

No problem, just working on that perfect tan. Lucky Gerudo…

6. Number 7 confessed to being part of your family?

Cool! I’m part of the Hero of Time’s family!?

7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Zelda probably just gave herself a pretty bad burn from all that Din’s Fire.

8. Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I dunno... I'd probably beat the stuffing out of Clopin, if I could bring myself to.

9. Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Eh, my heart would break, but I've had worse treatment.

10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?

Lexaeus is probably the one who hired them, if he's not one of them himself, operating under orders from Xemnas.

11. You are on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Ansem takes advantage of my weakness and tries to flood my Heart with Darkness.

12. It’s your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Mephy probably gets me an autographed photo of himself or a Dark Chaos Emerald. Yesh, I’m a Mephy fangirl.

13. You’re stuck in a house on fire. What does 4 do?

Bolt rushes in at blinding speed, grabs me by the waist before anything happens to me and leaps out the nearest window, proving just how awesome she is.

14. You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Ganondorf's there just to hassle me.

15. You’re about to marry 10. What is 1’s reaction?

Lexaeus is surprised I managed to hook up with Erik in the first place.

16. You got dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Link puts an arm around me and gives me a quick squeeze before offering me a handkerchief. Not that I want a boyfriend or anything, but still.

17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Clopin and Puppet join the audience to cheer me on.

18. You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Erik glares at me, and starts strangling me with the Punjab Lasso to shut me up.

19. Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Lex is hot, but under-appreciated. So there.

20. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Ansem/Clopin!? Is Clopin even going to be in the next Kingdom Hearts!?

21. You’re dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

No because Mephiles the Dark is the sentience of the Flames of Iblis. He has no parents.

22. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Absolutely. In fact, I've drawn Ganon and Des kissing once or twice.

23. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Well, goodness, Des! What's gotten into you!? I probably just stare at her.

24. You had a haircut and number 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

'Go away, Link. I don't need this right now.'

25. Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

What, Zel!? What happened to Link!?

26. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending you an email. Now what?

Clopin!? SQUEEEE!! *Ahem* Sorry, I'm staying single, sorry.

27. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Uh... Erik and Lexaeus!? NOOOOES!!!

28. You notice that 3 and 4 have been in that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I don't trust Mephiles with Bolt to even let them go anywhere by themselves. They could kill each other!!

29. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Lex and Des? No. Des belongs with Ganondorf. Lexaeus doesn't even have a Heart, and he doesn't have any romantic memories with Des, so he's got no instincts to go on.

30. Would 2 trust 5?

Ansem and Ganondorf? Hmm, probably. If Ganon allowed his Heart to be flooded with Darkness and joined forces with Ansem...

31. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens next?

Erik looks at Bolt, down at his Punjab Lasso, and teaches her a valuable lesson: Don't poke the Phantom of the Opera.

32. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Ganondorf and Lexaeus pick... Well, Lex would probably want some kind of language or maybe logic or rhetoric, but Ganondorf would more likely want an advanced world history course or something.

33. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Desperado would make a fine job of Gerudo cuisine, but Mephiles would avoid the kitchen like the Plague.

34. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Link and Clopin, mm? Maybe, I dunno, they could start up a gypsy band or something, with Link's ocarina?

35. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

More than haircut... Zelda would probably try to lop off Ganondorf's head!

36. 9 sketches what 6’s perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like. Would 6 be happy?

Clopin probably sketched Ganondorf. Depending on their relationship status, Desperado might be happy.

37. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Erik and Clopin aren't blushing; they're in the midst of an argument. I mean, come on. The Gypsy King and the Phantom of the Opera? The French clown versus the emo angel. Is that going to end well?

38. 1 accidentally kicked 10?

Lexaeus 'accidentally' kicked Erik? Right. What did the Phantom say this time?

39. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Clopin is furious at Ansem, but a little rewrite from Renee clears it up.

40. 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Bolt and Desperado are probably sparring.

41. 6 noticed he/she wasn’t invited to your birthday. What would happen?

Desperado, honestly, is quite relieved. I mean, a bunch of fangirls going nuts? I would rather not.

42. 7 won the lottery?

Party at Link’s! Woo hoo!

43. 8 had a big secret?

Don’t worry, Zel! Your secret’s safe with me! (Not…)

44. 9 became a singer?

Clopin, yayz! YOU GO MAN!

45. 10 got a daughter?

It had better be with Meg, not be with Christine or a Mary Sue. THOSE LITTLE WHORES DON'T DESERVE MY ANGEL OF MUSIC!!

46. What would 1 think of 2?

Lexaeus is the Nobody of Ansem's Other's apprentice, Aeleus. He might respect him, but at the same time, he'd hate him.

47. How would 3 greet 4?

"Ah, Bolt my angel-"

“Don’t you ‘My angel’ me, Mephy.”

"Only if you stop calling me 'Mephy.'"

"...Fine."

48. What would 5 envy about 6?

Ganondorf probably envies her connection to Link, and thus, the Triforce of Courage.

49. What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Des and Link are both devout heroes.

50. What would make 7 angry with 8?

“Zelda, if you get kidnapped ONE more time…”

51. Where would 8 meet 9?

Zel and Clopin would probably meet in the Court of Miracles; she was looking for Link, who had gone missing, but ended up getting caught herself.

52. What would make 10 scared of 1?

Why wouldn't Erik be a little scared of Lexaeus? He's huge!!

53. Is 3 gay?

Bolt wishes Mephiles was gay… Then, he might leave her alone for once!

54. How are you feeling today?

Okay, thanks for asking!

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:

Gummi worms and Barqs. Or rock candy. Or jelly beans.

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to
be?

Hehe… The Kraken!!

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?

Uh… Kairi from Kingdom Hearts. All I can think of right now.

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

From what I hear... Ew. Ew. Ew!!!

5. Last book you read?

“The Devil Wears Prada.” F*CK YOU, MIRANDA!!

6. Describe your mood.

Tired. It’s 9:18 A.M. as I type this and I just woke up (summer vacation)

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Meh, last week. I’m always coming across little scrapes and scratches, it’s nothing.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Mah BFF Emm- Er, Emily! (no! Not giving her real name!!!)

9. Symphony or rock concert?

Symphony! I DON’T WANNA GO DEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

No cellie, and glad about it!

11. Favorite drink?

Root beer!! That or Shirley Temple (non-alcoholic, keep your pants on! Yeesh... Seriously, though: Sprite, cherry extract, ice and a cherry. Very good!)

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

Black tank top

13. If you could only use one form of transportation:

Extreme Gear!! (GO SONIC RIDERS!!!)

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

2010 Robin Hood (I like Gerard Butler better)

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

GERARD BUTLER!!! (THE PHAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE… INSIIIIIIIDE MY MIIIIIIIND!!!)

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake

Mmm… Chocolate, all the way.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Kirby, well done. JK, grilled cheese.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

A chair. And a book of Manga instructions.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nope. Is that bad?

20. Favorite toy as a child?

An adorable stuffed cat. I still have her.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

No.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Yes, yes they do. I dun let it get ta me, tho.

23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?

Last month, about.

24. What’s your favorite fruit?

Pineapple.

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

If I could draw it, I would.

26. Do you like running long distances?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATEZ RUNNIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yes. It tasted like water.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

White with sea-green leaves.

29. Whats your favorite flower?

Wisteria (pwettyful!!)

30. Do you do ballet?

No. I have no sense of coordination. But I can sing!

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Yes, sometimes. (I love some of the songs from 'Carmen.' *hums the overture*)

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Does a movie theme count? Yes? The CATS theme.

Jellicle cats,

Come out tonight!

Jellicle cats,

Come one, com all!

The Jellicle Moon

Is shining bright,

Jellicles come

To the Jellicle Ball!

That or 'Mission Impossible.' (bum-bum, bum-ba-da-bum-bum, bum-bum...)

33. Do you watch Sponge bob?

No. Why should I?

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Kinda cool.

35. Do people consider you smart?

Kinda.

36. How many piercings do you have?

None.

37. Are you signed on AIM?

No.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

HECK NO!!! WHAT KINDA MORON DO YA THINK I AM!?

39. How do you feel about your family?

I lurvs em!

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yesh. Shuffle, is tiny!! X3

41. What time do you go to bed?

‘Round 9.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

“Wicked” soundtrack.

No one mourns the wicked!

No one cries

"They won't return!"

No one lays a lily

On their grave!

43. What movie do you know every line to?

2004 “The Phantom of the Opera” (The PHAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM of the Opera is there, insiiiiiiiiiiiide my MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!)

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

I hate salad.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

Gerard Butler. JK, “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” I have Gaston Leroux’s “Le Phantome de l’Opera,” I might as well get the book that “CATS” was based off.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My cuz, Ingrid. She lives in Princeton

47. Do you like hugs?

YESH!!

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

Never.

49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

They call me Grace…

50. Last person you hugged?

Me Mum! (jk, not a Brit)

XIII Things That are Weird About ME

The name of this game is simple. Type up 13 facts about yourself that has something to do with KH. Have fun and Spread it around.

I. I like Kingdom Hearts despite the fact I've never played it.

II. Uh, I honestly think Xigbar was a pirate in another life.

III. I think my sister might love Xaldin. She tried to get her hair into dreadlocks a while back.

IV. I seriously think Vexen is super hot. I even made a gorgeous OC just for him!

V. I love drawing Lexaeus, but his hair is a bugger.

VI. The one time I tried drawing Zexion, it was as a Jellicle Cat. Yes, his delightful little mop of hair was hanging in his face, and he had the Lexicon tucked under his arm... Leg... Thingy.

VII. I only tried to draw Saix once. I turned from him forever.

VIII. I hate Axel. HE KILLED VEXEN!!!

IX. Demyx reminds me of my dad.

X. Luxord strikes me as the sort who might play a good Henry Higgins from 'My Fair Lady'

XI. Believe it or not, I think Marluxia is quite straight. Seriously, it's a hot pairing, but MarVex is just... Creepy.

XII. Believe it or not, I think Larxene's kinda cute. If she weren't such a little brat...

XIII. Roxas seriously needs to get a girlfriend.

I. Xemnas:

() You are the leader most of the time.
(x) You like black. (a little)
() You wished/wish you were someone else.
(x) You don't listen to others. (Oh, DEFINITELY!!)
() You like doing research. (HECK NO!)

Total: 2

II. Xigbar:

(x) You have bad eyesight.
(x) You like throwing things at others when angry.
(x) You wish you were able to teleport.
() You wear your hair in a ponytail.
(x) You have/wish you had a gun

Total: 4

III. Xaldin

(x) You like windy days.
() You have tried to steal something precious from someone. (NO! I'm not that awful!)
(x) You like dragons. (Dey cool)
() You have/like dreadlocks.
(x) You've tried to anger someone on purpose. (Does annoy count?)

Total: 3

IV. Vexen

(x) You are disrespected by the young ones. (Very. The kids in my church nursery are so snippy!)
() Someone has already considered you a traitor.
(x) You are the oldest of your group.
() You like experiments.
() You like cold days. (Cold bad! *HISS!!!*)

Total: 2

V. Lexaeus

(x) You are not very talkative. (But once I start... JEEZ!)
() You like brain games.
() People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
(x) You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones. (HAMMERS FTW!!)
() You are very strong, physically speaking. (HAH!)

Total: 2

VI. Zexion

(x) You love reading.
(x) You are not very sociable. (But I have a few really good friends. That's always better than a bunch of followers!)
() You are one of the shortest of your group.
(x) You have a very sensible nose. (Well, on occasion. I was cooking a hot dog one day, and I went into the back of the house for a second, and I could still smell my lunch cooking!)
(x) You like to allude others. (Well, it would be a nifty talent.)

Total: 4

VII. Saïx

(x) You have double-personality issues (Mehehe... MALICE VS RENEE!!!)
() You are more active during night rather than day. (Blaaaarg... I like sleeping.)
(x) You like werewolves.
() Your superior trusts you. (Pfft. Master Hand would NEVER trust me! I'm surprised I even kept my Authoress powers for this long!)
(x) You have a scar on your face. (Sadly, yes. Dog bite. But I still lurv my big dumb doggie!!)

Total: 3

VIII. Axel

(x) You are somewhat a pyromaniac. ('Somewhat?' How about FIYAR FTW!!!)
(x) You care deeply for your best friends.
(x) You are a two-faced when you need to. (Weeeell... If I absolutely HAD to...)
(x) You don't like when people don't remember your name. (My name is not 'Grace.' My name is R- Oh, right. Not using my real name, er... Renee, as far as you know)
(x) You have a very fiery personality. (BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Total: 4

IX. Demyx

(x) You like music.
() You know how to play a guitar.
() You like rainy days.
(x) You like swimming.
(x) You are usually a very happy person. (Imma happy-go-lucky fella!)

Total: 3

X. Luxord

() You like playing cards. (Urk. But Cheat is a pretty fun game)
(x) You like to gamble. (Well, I tried it once with friends, and it was with pretzels, so... No real loss there)
(x) Your favorite color is gold. (Well, not FAVORITE favorite...)
() You have stolen money from others.
(x) You have/wished you could curse someone. (Hehe... I consider MYSELF a curse when it comes to Marth or Kirby...)

Total: 3

XI. Marluxia

() You like pink. (Ewwy)
(x) You like flowers. (Well, I like roses, lilacs, lillies and orchids...)
(x) You are plotting to overthrow your superior. (Well... If you consider Master Hand a superior... Then yes.)
() You were betrayed by someone.
(x) You are a bit of a flamboyant person.

Total: 3

XII. Larxene

() You're the only female on your group.
() You like storms.
() You're pretty agile.
(x) You like to mock others.
(x) You think ninjas are cool. (But not as cool as pirates. YAR!)

TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas

(x) You love ice cream.
() You are the youngest of your group.
() You think people are hiding something from you.
() You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
() You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.

Total: 1

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Lexaeus. I dig muscles.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Namine. Or maybe Larxene

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Umm, maybe Axel? HE FRICKIN' KILLED VEXEN!!!! Or Riku, see reason for Axel, just replace 'Vexen' with 'Lexaeus.'

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion. Two words: MARY SUUUUUUUE!!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

World that Never Was. That's where the NOBODIES ARE!!!(squees) That, or the stage where you fight Chernabog. *hums 'A Night on Bald Mountain'*

6. Least Favorite World?

None. Never played it before

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Lexaeus' tomahawk or Vexen's shield

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Keyblade. Too generic

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Dunno, never played it

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

See above.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Larxel (Axel and Larxene.) It just clicks.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

MarVex or LexZex (Marly and Vexy hate each other, and Lexaeus and Zexion are just friends!!)

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

nope! XP

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

MarVex (see why I hate it)

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Yaoi.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Never played it. I get all my stuff from friends and the KH Wiki

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No. What don't you understand about a) anti-yaoi and b) Heartless or Nobody?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Meh, kinda

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Sadly, no

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No. That's Xion

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. KYUUUTE!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Eh, the whole Xenahort vs. Master Xenahort thing is confusing.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No. It's the only one that Lexaeus appears in!!!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Lexaeus. DUH!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx. I love music, and I'd fail in a fight!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I put a lot of effort into a super hot drawing of Lexaeus (I dig muscles) and I had to cover up the reason, saying it was 'muscle study.'

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I would if I could. I'd love to cosplay as Lexaeus, for some reason. Why do girls always play guys?

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be?

That line where Demyx screams, "Run! Run away!" or Lexaeus' "Let it go, Vexen," line. He's so miffed!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Dunno.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Nobodies. Almost every guy (especially the unloved ones. Even Xaldin looks hot to me!!) is so hot

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel! squee!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

... SoRiku. (goes and commits suicide over hypocracy)

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

(takes deep breath) Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit split with Lexaeus

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

S/C or P what?

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Lexaeus, Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, Axel (sadly, this was before I learned that he killed Vexen)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, CATS... etc. etc.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

I can't think of any

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Never played 'em. I already established that

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because of Org. XIII!!

50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?

Hentai. I hate Yaoi.

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.

I haven't got any

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?

I WISH I was destined to be with Lexaeus. I did the next best thing and made an OC (not a Mary Sue, I hope, or a self-insert)

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?

AxelxKairi I. HATE. YAOI.

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?

Light.

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?

F* NO.

56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?

Kinda all, but in order of faves: Lexaeus, Vexen, Xaldin, Zexion, Demyx, Luxord, Larxene, Xemnas, Saix, Xigbar, Roxas, Marluxia, Xion, Axel (See, I hate him even more than Marly and Xion!!)

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?

Anti! But I like SoKai, so whatever

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?

Not a single one

59. Have you read the manga?

Definitely

60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?

It looks like it... More like ADHD

61. Japanese or English?

Well, obviously spoken both... I guess English 'cuz I don't speak Japanese. Wish I could, though (all I get in my school is French or Spanish, boo!!)

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?

Pro.

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?

Funny! XD

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?

Duh, yes.

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?

Beh. Emo.

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Well, Lexaeus looks quite glamorous in Belle's ball gown...

67. Axel = Gay or straight?

Straight. Get over it.

68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Uh, heheh... I don't know, they all would be... But I wanna see Saix sing kareoke in front of the Org., so him

69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

Yes, most certainly.

70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

Absolutely!

71. Do you like lemons?

Ew.

72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?

My ma knows, like, the two I can't get out of my head, at least, their names and what they look like, but that's it (thankfully)

73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?

Nah, I haven't

74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?

No.

75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?

No, it was the other way around

76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"

Well, I've been drawing them, but nobody's been as excited about it as me.

77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"

Well, not the 'what the fuck' bit, but I did get chewed out once

78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?

It has previously

79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?

No cause I already am.

80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?

Not really

81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?

I want to. But then again, I want to murder Riku for killing Lexaeus, and I want to maul Axel for killing Vexen (Axel doesn't deserve to die, he deserves worse. He deserves to live with the shame of losing to a girl) but that's never gonna happen

82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.

Yes. I've drawn too many to count

83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?

No. Why the F* is he wearing a dress!?

84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?

Started with one (Kira/Rixka), then two more (Rose and Raze) and then one originally from Pirates of the Caribbean (Circe Jones) and then two so Xaldin had a reason to sing 'Epiphany' from Sweeney Todd (Jhoana and Lucie.) I'm replacing Kira/Rixka with another girl named Yon/Onyx.

85. Do your friend like Kingdom Hearts?

Yup. Well, one, he got me hooked

86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?

My friend, let's call him 'Jonas.'

87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather?

Not really sure

88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?

KH 2

89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?

A little

90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Lexaeus, and Ansem, Seeker of Darkness' voice. That's all there is to it.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET

-Renee Springer

YOUR GUY SIDE

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
( )Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
( )You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
( )Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
( )You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

( )You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice. (I'm stupid. I don't go to anyone. Not even my pastor)

( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.

( )You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
( )Sports are fun
(x)Talk withfood in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

( )You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Boo)
( )You love to shop. (Ew)
( )You wear eyeliner. (Ew)
( )You wear the color pink (No. No. No)
( ) Go to your mom for advice.
( )You consider cheerleading a sport. (Yeah, right)
( )You hate wearing the color black. (I love it)
( )You like hanging out at the mall. (Ugh)
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Yawn)
( )You like wearing jewelry. (Annoying)
( )Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

( )Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (It's not a hobby. It's an obsession. And an obsession I don't partake in)

( )You don't like the movie Star Wars. (... WHAT!? BLASPHEMY!!)
( )You were in gymnastics/dance?
(x)It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Scratch makeup, I don't bother with a pound of cream)
( )You smile a lot more than you should. (I smile plenty. And a lot isn't enough!)
( )You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (All I want are sneakers and sturdy boots)
(x)You care about what you look like. (Eh, I have to take care of myself)
( )You like wearing dresses when you can. (Heck no)
( )You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(x)You love the movies. (I can't help it. I love 'em)
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Hey, I WAS a little girl once, a long time ago)
( )Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Ew. Only for school musicals)
(x)Like being the star of every thing (Well, not everything, but I'd love to star in a 'Phantom of the Opera' gender swap)

TOTAL: Like... 5

Seme/Uke Quiz

(But... I thought you were a girl.

Renee: I am. Shut up and read my result.

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

Fave Quotes

“Shiny?”- Captain Jack Sparrow (bwahahaha!! Love ya, Sparrow!)

"I can't let ya do that, StarFox." - Wolf O'Donnell (I dunno, it just has a cool ring to it)

"You alone can make my song take flight... It's over now, the Music of the Night!" - Erik (sob Oh, poor Erik...)

"I'm random. I'm so random, I make Michael Bay movies make sense." - Me, Renee (yes indeedy, I'm random)

"Ganon-'dorf.' My name is Ganon-bloody-DORF!" - Ganondorf Dragmire (you'll find it in my truth-or-dare fanfic, I just love making fun of him despite his awesomeness :3)

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" - Captain Jack Sparrow (silliness abound! jubilations!)

"We’ll have to see I guess. But before he does anything else, he has to fix my stick!" - Sara from "The Phantom of the Band Class (owned by holyhandgrenade999, a comic genius in my mind)

"Touch me! It's so easy to leave me/All alone with the memory/Of my days in the sun! If you touch me/You'll understand what happiness is! Look, a new day/Has begun..."- Grizabella the Glamour Cat (CATS)

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side." - Han Solo (Use the Force? Not in my schedual, gramps)

"Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that’s another." - Han Solo (Dude, Harrison Ford is a great actor)

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo (yes, I'm a Star Wars fangirl)

"Normal, huh? Well, if you think that hanging out with a dragon guy in a Stormtrooper suit, the Phantom of the Opera, Boga, and Jack Sparrow, a Rabbid with mental issues, and a petite dragon is normal…eh…I have nothing to say anymore…" - Jessica from "Just a Little Bit of Pixie Dust" (owned by Flygon Pirate)

"Why is the rum gone!?"

"Because it's fun to burn things!!" - Captain Jack Sparrow and Renee Springer

"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... Gone. Why is it gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…Stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Ye'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one!" - Hector Barbossa

"My heart will always belong to you..." Davy Jones (*sob*)

"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me." Riley Poole ("National Treasure")

"Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in to the power of the music that I write, the power of the music of the night." Erik (You can kidnap and try to seduce me any night, baby! I'll be waiting... *sultry wink* :3)

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is." - Yoda (Very wise, Master Jedi. *bows respectfully*)

"No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda (my fave "Star Wars" quote!)

"Who touched Sasha? Alright… Who touched my gun?!" - Heavy (Team Fortress 2. I only saw this once, but it CRACKED ME UP!!)

"SAVE THE GERBIL!" - Flygon Pirate (in a wierd dream)

"It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe from... Something...

"Say it once! Say it twice! Take a chance and roll the dice! Ride with the moon in the dead of night!" - Lyrics from "This is Hallowe'en," "The Nightmare before Christmas" (creepy yet catchy. Me likey! :3)

"There's a hole in the world/ Like a great black pit/ And it's filled with people/ Who are filled with shit/ And the vermin of the world/ Inhabit it... But not for long..." - Sweeny Todd, 'Epiphany' (see above. Me likey! :3)

"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula!?" - Timon, "The Lion King"

"We find you totally innocent/Which is the worst crime of all! So you're going to hang!" - Clopin, 'The Court of Miracles,' "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"

"Shoot him dead!"

"Cut out his tongue!"

"Shoot him dead, then cut out his tongue then shoot the tongue. And trim his beard!" - Captain Jack Sparrow and two pirates, "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"

"There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime."

"And I owe them all money." - Captain Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa, "At World's End"

"Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat! No, I've never been to Brussels. I believe the word is pronounced 'egregious.' I've never met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And ladies, all this stands in utter insignificance in light of the fact that MY SHIP IS GONE!" - Captain Jack Sparrow to Scarlet and Giselle, "At World's End"

"Certainty of death... Small chance of success... What are we waiting for?" - Gimli, "Return of the King"

"You fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" - Gandalf to Pippin, "The Fellowship of the Ring"

"Darling, I'll be yours forever/Cause I never wanna be/Without love!" - Tracy, Link, Penny & Seaweed, 'Without Love,' "Hairspray"

"I enjoy being a girl!" - Lyrics from 'I Enjoy Being a Girl,' "Flower Drum Song"

"I'm a scientist. Experiments are what I do! Yes..." Vexen, Chain of Memories (Sora's Story/Riku's Story)

"Hmph! You should just learn to be quiet!" Vexen to Larxene, Chain of Memories (Sora's Story/Riku's Story)

"But Vexen hates Marluxia. Think of the mess it would make." Lexaeus to Zexion, Chain of Memories (Riku's Story)

"Submit."

"Go away."

"Submit."

"Go away."

"SUBMIT!!!"

"I SAID-"

"I'm hot. You want me. Don't deny it."

Nosebleeds* "I submit..." - Ansem and Renee, random scenario

"I wonder what would happen if Ansem started rambling to me about 'sleep' and 'Darkness' and whatnot? I'd probably nosebleed to death first, then, well, I dunno." - Renee, to herself whilst musing about the Dark Side

"Uhh! Ngh... Where am I..."

"Stay asleep..."

"Unh... Who's there!?"

"You should remain asleep, here, between Light and Dark."

"Between... What...? Unh! Huh...? The King! Where's the King!? Together, we closed the door to darkness... After that...?"

"You came drifting here by yourself. You did not have the strength to overcome the Darkness. Or... Maybe you were close to it?"

"Hmph. As if I'm some kind of demon."

Smexy chuckle* "Turn from the Light... Shut your eyes... Here, blanketed by the Darkness, sleep is safety... Sleep is eternal..." - Ansem and Riku, Chain of Memories (Riku's Story. Dangit, that is one smexy villain. One I wouldn't be ashamed to submit to... *drools*)

"Vexen is no more."

"Yes. His scent is gone. Axel struck him down, something I find deplorable. Agents of the Organization striking each other down..."

"Our problem is Sora. Vexen proved to be no match for him, yet he is still under Namine's control."

"But we cannot eliminate Sora, can we?"

"Correct, for our Superior. He is in dire need of the hero of Light. When Light loses sight of it's path, we may find use for the Dark. What we must do is obtain the Darkness."

"... Riku? Of course." - Lexaeus and Zexion, Chain of Memories (Riku's Story. R.I.P., the Silent Hero T.T)

"That's it... Remember me... Let me drift into your Heart..."

"ANSEM!"

Evil laugh* "You called out my name... You have been thinking... About me. You're afraid of the Darkness I command. Good... The more you think of me, the closer my return draws. And when I have awoken, I WILL TAKE HOLD! YOUR HEART WILL BE MINE!"

"Okay, Ansem, gay. Sexy, but gay." - Ansem, Renee's commentary, Chain of Memories (Riku's Story)

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The Gentleman's Way by PwnedByPineapple reviews
When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
Tod of awesomeness by masterofallobliviouslife612 reviews
I've always wanted to do one of these. So I did this a ToD of awesomeness, hint the title. Hosted by yours truly and my OC. Rated T to be safe
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010
Axel's Pranks and Prejudice by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
that's right, YOU the reviewer decides! Axel's hosting a prank show, and he needs help! Send him a prank and it's recipient, and watch the fun! This is on permanent hiatus, no more chapters will be released.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,701 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Did you say Truth or Dare? by MrMissMrs Random reviews
This is your chance to humiliate and torture your favorite of least favorite KH characters! Oh! And also myself and OC! :D T for safety!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
Of Servants and Nations by bodiechan reviews
The beast, now Prince Adam, and his wife Belle decide to invite the World 8 over for a little dinner party of sorts. A house full of crazy servants and a group of the most powerful nations in the world? What could possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/14/2011
The Hetalia Imperium Encyclopaedia of Diseases by smoking-tulips reviews
Neighbours and friends acting strange? Perhaps they have fallen ill...use this handy 'Encyclopaedia' to determine what your loved ones have contracted! Utter crack and mostly done for my RP-friends
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010
MARLUXIA: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Marluxia - Complete
LUXORD: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Luxord - Complete
DEMYX: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Demyx - Complete
AXEL: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Axel
ZEXION: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Zexion - Complete
LEXAEUS: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Lexaeus - Complete
VEXEN: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Vexen - Complete
XALDIN Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Xaldin - Complete
XIGBAR: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Xigbar
XEMNAS: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
Organization XIII gets real jobs by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews
Organization XIII is low on munny and needs some ASAP. So to get it, they take up real jobs. Sadly, their jobs aren't really what they wanted. What will happen? Read to see.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,420 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Xemnas, Roxas - Complete
That's Another Thing by Opaque Opal reviews
A parody/ranting. Disney based. Basically the characters reacting to how they are treated by the Hunchback of Notre Dame fanbase. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Ways to drive characters of POTC insane by Saphalina reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin, so far it's Norrington, William Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Davy Jones, Gibbs, Jack, Cutler Becket, ScarletGiselle, Tia Dalma, Barbosa, Ana Maria. NEW CHAPTER PINTEL AND RAGETTI
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete