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Author has written 17 stories for Shrek, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Stargate: Atlantis, and Stardust.

Hello everyone!

Basic Info: My name is Kelsey. I joined ff.net when I was 13. Most of my fics are from when I was 17/18 years old. Please forgive me for anything poorly written!

Ships:
Ron/Hermione
Sirius/Lily
James/Lily
Sam/Jack

Read these fics. Out of all the fics I've written, these are my favorites.

Another Shot
James and Lily have already been on one disastrous date, and Lily doesn't think it's going to work out between them. James, however, is not about to give up. Some conditions may apply. One-shot. L/J.
Complete

A Day in the Life
A Day in the Life of Remus Lupin. Really short. I like it though. Tried to throw some humor in it.
Complete

Oh, You Know, The One Where Daniel Dies
The only thing I've ever completed that is more than one part. It's a parody of my favorite show, Stargate SG-1. Features Wizard of Oz references, Meaning of Life stuff, Apophis, Jaffa, dead!Daniel, and a lot of other fun stuff.
Complete

Thank you to everyone who has ever reviewed something of mine.

Love always,
Kelsey

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All That Matters by Kaitsy reviews
Too aware of her surroundings, Lily Evans tells how, with help from the Marauders, she emerged from her cocoon to live, love, and find liberty in a dark, cynical world. The travel isn't light, but Lily learns what matters in a raw and poignant odyssey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 245,822 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Other Side of Dawn by SGAngeL reviews
Trapped on another world, several members from Atlantis find themselves struggling to survive. JohnElizabeth.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Symphony For Quartet by Tinn Tam reviews
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs present -- much against their will -- the years of harmony. Before one of them made them all fall in a jarring note.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Longbottom's Army by Kerrymdb reviews
Chapter Five is up! He’s fought Death Eaters, Fenrir Greyback and most importantly, his self doubt. When DADA is removed from the curriculum, and the trio gone from Hogwarts, Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood decide it’s time to bring back the D.A.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Neville L., Luna L.
The Assistant by dietcokechic reviews
Chapter 10 Kira discovers that explaining mysterious injuries isn't quite as easy as Jack and Daniel made it look.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
The Scientific Method by Bratanimus reviews
Sixth year Lily doesn’t know what to do with her libido, which seems to be turning her into a monster. Scientific method. Chaos theory. Primitive urges mixed with firewhiskey. And choices disguised as fate. RLLE, Sirius, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
And Be Loved In Return by Lamina Court reviews
It's been a year & a half since they graduated Hogwarts. The lads & lasses are out in the real world with some very real dangers & very real emotions assaulting them at every turn. 3rd installment of: The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn & Is Just To Love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What Dreams May Come by missers reviews
Evan Gryffin spent the last 15 years as an ordinary muggle trying to remember something about his past. Then someone from his past sees him. And recognizes him. James? James...P-p-potter? PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,331 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004 - James P.
New Year's Realizations by Sapphire Silhouette reviews
After an initial bad impression of the new year, Lily realizes that maybe it isn't as bad as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Mens Mentis by SGAngeL reviews
Daniel and Sam are injured during a mission. When Daniel wakes up, he finds himself with an interesting new ability, but what about Sam? SamJack, DanSam friendship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,839 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Smashed by Amethyst Schemes reviews
Lily's upset that she wasn't invited to Petunia's wedding and ends up more than a little tipsy. Awkwardness ensues when she runs into MWPP in the common room and proceeds to bewilder and bemuse the gang with her uncharacteristic drunken behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Is Just To Love by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotPSequel to TGTYEL We're back for 7th year with LJ, the Marauders, Jen, Mel, Ara, Gus, two new surprising teachers, and more! C'mon and have a laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,469 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Butterflies & Machine Guns by Solarism reviews
Remus Lupin's constant struggle for happiness is contrasted darkly with Darlene Denni's exploration of sexuality and God. Their perceptions provide salvation, always amongst the butterflies. Angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Remus L.
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Much Ado About Dating by Kyra Rivers reviews
It's fifth year at Hogwarts, and Sirius Black wants to go on a double date. Unfortunately, he's dragged Remus Lupin along for the ride, on a date where just about everything seems to go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Second Year, Second Chances by Kyra Rivers reviews
(AU) Sirius Black is starting his second year at Hogwarts, along with his three good friends, James, Peter and Remus. However, something seems to be wrong with Remus, something which has been going on since first year. And Sirius wants to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
You're My Flower, Lily by chryss reviews
For the past five years, Lily Evans was known at Hogwarts as that smart, but shy girl in Gryffindor. She thought this year would the same, but she didn't count on two things: things are not always as they appear and things have a tendency to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,797 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Remus the Girl by taketothesky reviews
Remus Lupin goes away for a couple of days each month, but he doesn't tell his friends where he goes. Considering all of Remus' symptoms, Sirius can come to only one conclusion. Remus Lupin is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Unexpected by Potter25 reviews
Lily has spent 6 years building walls around her to block out pain, who do you think will be the one to break through? a L/J fic. WARNING: LATER CHAPTERS MAY HAVE TO BE PG-14 follows them from 7th year until death,and a few chapters beyond! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotP LilyJames in 6th year. Humour, love, anger, saddness, laughter, Quidditch, Hogsmeade, death, more laughter... Give it a try, won't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
Revenge of the Killer Plot Bunnies by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Killer candy bunnies invade Hogwarts and force our heroes to do horrible things. (WARNING: You need to be able to laugh at yourself to ride this ride.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2001
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No Lies reviews
Letting go is the hardest. L/S, implied L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lingerie reviews
Sirius has trouble helping pick out lingerie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For One Night Only reviews
Sirius/Lily. One night together is all they will ever have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Case of Beer and a Wide Screen TV
Sam and Jack's first date.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Phase One
In a death eater holding cell, probably about to be killed, and Lily and James are kissing. A Lily/James ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily's Room reviews
James sees Lily's room for the first time... and meets the parents. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Other Star reviews
Based off a prompt from stardustathon. This is the story of the star that fell 400 years before Yvaine. Stardust.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Blame it on the Coffee reviews
Some new guy from Atlantis spills coffee on a mysterious Ancient device and someone from Battlestar Galactica pays the price. SGA BSG crossover.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2007
Finding True Love reviews
This is the story of a Mary Sue named Alanna Marie Snape. Please don't take this seriously, it's just a bit of fun. AlannaSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
The Silence is Enough reviews
John Sheppard has trouble sleeping. Slight JohnElizabeth.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Oh, You Know, The One Where Daniel Dies reviews
It's like that episode, you know, the one where Daniel dies? Experience the horror as he dies yet again! Complete with Wizard of Oz references, insanity, and meaning of life stuff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - D. Jackson - Complete
Another Shot reviews
The first date was a disaster, but James is on a mission to get Lily to agree to a second. Some conditions may apply. LJ. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
Don't ask a werewolf about his day. He'll probably just tell you to get lost. Don't take this the wrong way, but he probably just had an average day. Average meaning pretty terrible. And don't take a sip of his coffee unless you've checked for paint chips
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Mournful Roses reviews
Lily Evans is in love. It's not with her seemingly perfect boyfriend Remus Lupin. Oh no, that would be much too simple. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Always Winter reviews
While exploring a cabin on a planet that is “always winter”, the team discovers a secret room, and possibly a way to return the planet back to normal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Never Trust a Jaffa with Jello reviews
An epic poem of how Daniel's jello was stolen by a certain exFirst Prime.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Teal'c, D. Jackson
A Life Before Shrek reviews
Take a peek at the lives of Shrek, Donkey, Princess Fiona, and many more BEFORE they starred in the epic motion pictures!Chapters 1 and 2 revised as of 17 September 2007.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete