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Author has written 19 stories for One Piece, Death Note, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, D.Gray-Man, and Gintama.
'ello!! Fairly new at all this, but I will try to post stuff. Am currently working on a non-fan fiction book, so I will try to squeeze other pieces in. So i will mention a few trivial things about myself.
Drawing, writing, reading manga and fantasy books, listening to music, hanging out with friends
Publish Ashes with Blood, get a job, survive high school
Scary movies, fiction novels, manga, wolves and other wicked carnivorous animals, randomness
Most vegetables, OCD, screaming fan girls, prolonged perverted talk, hot pink
One Piece, Vampire Knight, Bleach, Black Bird, Naruto, Death Note, Inheritance, Harry Potter, The Vampire Diaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Hunger Games and assorted others I can't think of at this very moment >.
Roronoa Zoro and Luffy, Zero and Takuma, Ichigo Kurosaki, Kyo, Killer Bee and Uzumaki Naruto, Light Yagami, Eragon and Saphira, Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley, Stefan and Damon, Captain Jack Sparrow and Jack the Monkey
I try to write the characters
in fan fiction as closely portrayed as possible, so more general than anything. However... I will
hesitate to put said characters into strange and occasionally awkward situations. After all, isn't that what fan fiction is for? I'll try to balance seriousness out with humor and will warn you whether a story is dark or light. I'll be nice up to that point. Don't expect to see too many pairings in the stuff I write, especially yaoi and yuri. I have nothing against those pairings, but I'm not a huge fan myself. I'll read it if it's well-written, but that's about it. I hope you enjoy what I've written and what will be written. Cheers! :D
Paraprosdokian sentences :
A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
"Set your course by the stars and not by the lights of every passing ship."
"Suffer in silence... the world will thank you for it." -Me
"So, what do nuns do?"
"They go to church at least twice a day, pray, read the bible, and clean..."
"And eat. I would be in the holy kitchen." -Conversation between me and a friend (she's hilarious)
(As I remove an onion from a sandwich) "Come on, little onion..."
My dad: "What?"
"I was talking to the onion not you." -Example of my warped logic
One Piece Story Ideas (these are subject to change and will be removed from this list when I have actually written them) Classified by order of when I'd like to do them
Mugiwara Fashion Show (1) The Straw Hat crew decides to have a fashion show, which can't possibly end well.
Fairies ARE Real! (4) Despite their many extraordinary adventures, the Straw Hats had never considered that fairies were actually real. Or that they were a lot more vicious than what the fairy tales say!
Tall Tales (2) Usopp's tales have always been realistic, but what happens when they start coming to life?!
Don't Screw With Me (3) AU, Luffy's been killed and Zoro's become the demon everyone made him out to be. Can anyone save him from his worst enemy? Himself?
Bleach Story Ideas (Behold! I have now entered into the wondrous world of Bleach! So here're my evil ideas so far!Here be warned my favorite characters are Hitsugaya Toushiro and Kurosaki Ichigo.
Flash Back (4) The journey Hitsugaya took to achieve his full potential amidst enemies, doubts and fear.
Confessions (1) Something is forcing shinigami to confess their secrets, and even Ichigo, the substitute shingami, isn't safe!
Summer Blues (2) Toushiro hates warm weather, especially summer. So why do Hinamori and the others keep on trying to get him outside?
Winter Fun (3) A supposed sequel to Summer Blues, Toushiro takes revenge and enjoys the cold and ice.
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