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Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.

Hey guys and gals, thanks for viewing, well my names Amberlyn, but you can call me Amber or Ambre, im a girl, obviously xD, favorite bands either BoTDF or MCR, writing and music are my reason to live, with out it id die D: Im bisexual if youre woundering, but even so, im single and youve gotta be pretty different to change that, people call me goth and emo, trust me im not, i dont go by labels, but no offense to anyone who thinks they are, im a christan, always, though im not judge-mental, My favoritemovies Alice in Wounderland, favorite song? Last Resort: Papa Roach, try it m'loves, My hair color changes alot, naturally blonde, currently black, people call me zoey though, cus im vivid xD I spend most of my time reading, writing, moshing, or drawing, im not quiet, people think i am though, really? get to know me before you judge me, better yet dont judge at all:) i love getting reviews and pms so message me:) love you all xoxoxo

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passes quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.


(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel or Demyx

2. Your favorite KH girl?


3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?


4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, personal reasons, Xion is my bestie though! >w

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World that Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Freaking Monstro! Hard as hell!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion, Sitar, or Chakrams?

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kairi’s Keyblade to freaking girly for my taste! XD

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch! He’s so funny!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Axel and Namine. They just seem like they would be good together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Any Yaoi or Yuri and then Riku and Kairi

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Axel x Namine and Demyx x Namine and Axel and Xion?

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Demyx and Ariel

15. "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

How Sora just freaking attacks Demyx and kills the org. 13

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel or Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

I joke about it but no Saix is just a suck-up!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nah, just misunderstood

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Hm, just confused so nah

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Nah XD

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Um I like Rokunami better than Roxette so Namine I guess? O_O

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Some of Sora’s memories and blah!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Not at all Cause then you’d get to KH2 and be all like what the freak happened! But I hate the fighting card style thingy!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

…Demyx or Axel :P Can’t decide!!!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Namine. I look like her and we share the same personality apparently everyone thinks.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I turned on my PS2 and was waiting for it to turn on then realised I forgot to turn on the t.v. hehehe….

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No I haven't. Namine, definitely.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora looked at Ansem’s computer and said “Look it’s doing something!”

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

…Demyx or Xemnas…

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The organization!!! XD

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Sexy Zexy! Lolz! XD

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku sorry Rox!

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas!!!

35. Axel or Demyx? So hard!, Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi!

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Neither Breaking the rules in your face! XD

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku (I don't really know why)

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Again neither so there!

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai, duh!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Fruit! Started it all!

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud!!!

43. CloTi of Clerith? CloTi. Aerith’s with Zack!

44. Simple and Clean or My Sanctuary? Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well) Axel, Demyx, Riku, Roxas, Cloud, Zack, Zexion, Ventus, Hayner ,Siefer

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Hm, I don’t know, um,… I’m gonna listen to my t.v. Scooby-Doo!

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven/Roxas/Sora Kairi/Namine/Xion Axel/Lea Myde/Demyx Terra/Zack

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom hearts coded! XD

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

…KH2 Everyone’s grown so much and there’s new characters and worlds to explore…

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Everything ‘bout it Duh!!! XD

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this crappp

Stories in progress: Tempted and Run Away with me! So check this chiz out!!! Then please review it and let me know what you think!!! XD coobearrocks coobearrocks coobearrocks (Duh, where you are now!)

Town: My Town!

Story's in progress:

Tempted: She's the only one who sees through my acts.- AkuNami

Run away with me: I don't care about anything but protecting you from what I've caused Demyx.- Nemyx

Daughter of Athena: We're from two completely different world's Freddie, your smart and I like you, but we can't be together, And I think it's for the best.- Annabeth C. X Freddie B. First crossover :D - Soon to be posted

You are my destiny: Kairi x Sora -Kairi had it all, the looks, the popularity, the money, the fame, the jock boyfriend, but when a mysterious boy moves in, can he show her to follow her light? -Rewriting - because I think it sucks so may be a month or two delayed because of my other updates so please be patient :P

Falling For You, Skyway Avenue!: My amazing bestie TheMelidiousNocturne Wrote this for me! It's me (Zoey-Chan!) an Demyx! XD

Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YuGiOh fans
: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: Say "OMG!"
YuGiOh fans
: Say "Oh My RA!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
YuGiOh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's checkbook and blame it on you!"

Normal people Think bad guys are very ugly.
YuGiOh fans
: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY"
YuGiOh fans
When being chased yell "HELP ME MARIK!"

NORMAL PEOPLE Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
YuGiOh fans: Know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura , and that some of them might be shirtless.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
YuGiOh fans
: Would go directly to Domino City.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple coats chasing them.
YuGiOh fans:
Just know that Marik sent his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycle's.
YuGiOh fans:
Know a lot better and know that it is Marik or Valon the badass Australian.

Normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh! is just a stupid childern's card game.
YugiOh fans
: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yugioh fans
: Think that Mokuba is way to cute to be stupid.

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yugioh fans:
Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yugioh fans
: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik is there!

Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yugioh fans
: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

If you are a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan , then put this on your profile

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer , PyroRoxas, mei lynn 64, coobearrocks

If your obsessed with anime copy and paste this int your profile
If you think that Demyx is adorable copy this into your profile.
If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile
If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If You Think Demyx Is A Sexy Bitch Then Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile!

If You're Weird And Your Proud Of It Then Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile!

If You Wish That You Had Magical Powers Than Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile!

If you love Hello Kitty then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you'd die withot music copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your a vampire copy and pate this onto your profile!

If you have a personal ninja copy and paste this onto your frofile!

If you like to read copy and paste this onto your profile!

Copy and paste this if you have a pet unicorn!

Copy and paste this if people have told you that you wear cool socks!

If you wish you were a mermaid copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you love to write and/or draw copy and pate this!

Copy and paste if you've ever had a sugar-high!

If you like who you are and don't give a damn what a people think of you please copy and paste this!

If you've ever had or have an anime crush copy and pate this onto your profile!

If your a purple zebra and not a pink elephant copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think kid's should just give the rabbit his dang cereal copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've created your own character to something copy and paste this onto your profile!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever went up to someone you don't know and hugged them!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever gotten weird looks from random people for no reason!



xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun
Talk withfood in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. ( Ihave friends who are bi/gay so idk where i stand on tis idc for it but they should be able to do what they want...idk)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I have friends who are bi and gy D:)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (According to everyone else :P)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Which i dont)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Which im not)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (We dont do it anmore...)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I have blue eyes so i MUST be a marysue (Heck no)
Im weird so i MUST be mental
I fall alot so i must be a ditzy-klutz

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My life is simple LOL jk, you haven't met Axel by iVanillelay reviews
It all began from the moment he walked into that room; apple red hair, jaded green eyes,chiselled fa- 'You are totally stripping him naked with your eyes, you sly dog you.' And thus was the moment my life became complicated. AkuNami & Slight CloudxNaminé. Also many other pairings!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,489 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naminé, Axel
My SVS by Loves Ironic Tragedy reviews
Namine has always been a little different, what with the way she's liked the same guy since elementary school and all. What happens when she ends up spending two weeks out of summer with him? Will it be heartfelt or heartbreak? - Namixas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,819 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
A Sweet Kiss by Chibi Night Angel reviews
Henry relaxed and watched the white snowflakes slowly fall from the sky. The paleness of the snow itself reminded Henry so much of Vlad. New marriage chapter in, please R&R. :
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,919 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry
48 Ways To Kiss by BlackButterfly9 reviews
one shots of pairings NamiAku, NamiZeku, NamiRoku. Just misadventures of different Kisses in 48 Ways. Come see and Read! Enjoy to Fullest! CHAPTER UPDATE 5/26/11 NAMINE ZEXION
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Naminé
Everlasting Namine by October-Yuki reviews
Namine's mother has passed away and left alone.A boy named Zexion knows what she is going through and she know what he going through can they save one another or does Namine have to dive in from her own dispare to save him. NamineXZexion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete
Xion's Blog of Literature and Philosophy by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
Only without the literature and without the philosophy. We were only joking about that. As the title says, Xion opens up a blogging website to all the KH characters. What can go wrong? Plenty.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,550 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Xion - Complete
I Wanna Hear You Say 'I Remember You' by BloodBlooded71 reviews
D'ablo has inserted a dangerous poison inside Vlad one night.The next day he wakes up and his memory is erased.He dosen't know anyone or who he is.The only person who can fix him is Henry. yaoi
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry
For Demyx Lovers by PsychoSchemer reviews
You, as the reader/main character share a romantic moment with number 9 of Organization XII, aka Demyx, the melodious nocturne.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Demyx - Complete
Falling for you Skyway Avenue by TheMelidiousNocturne
It all started on the night I had a nightmare from my past, a vicious stalker attack, and now I'm on the run with a doy named Demyx,A.K.A. The Melidious Nocturne, whom had saved me, the only problem? I was never supposed to exist. - Zoey
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Demyx
One of the Big Boys Now by surfingfiend2685wolfqueen reviews
In an attempt to fit in with the other nobodies Zexion gets himself drunk and into a few sticky situations.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zexion - Complete
For Demyx Lovers by Kingd0mhearts reviews
Okay this is a story from the readers point of view. You have been sent to look of a certain somebody...well nobody in the underworld and things dont quite turn out as you had thought.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Demyx - Complete
Chicken the Cat by Retrana
This is how James and I relieve boredom in English class. I promise the following chapters will be more thought out, but this is OUR beginning, and our boredom. Please keep in mind-I DO NOT WRITE LIKE THIS NORMALLY. This is just to intoduce the story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,628 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas
LeeTen: Nobody by HiImZetsu reviews
Lee has his heart broken, but when Tenten tries to comfort him, disaster ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Baby Care for Who? by punkanimelover93 reviews
What happens when Vexen forgets to label a 'Do Not Drink' sign on a formula? And later you find out that you're not the same age as you used to be? Rated T for language, death threats, and some violence in later chapters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Zexion - Complete
The Day Roxas Met Dora by ProductOfSilence reviews
Roxas is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Roxas feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Read&Review
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Damp by Bottom of the Food Chain reviews
Demyx moves in as the organization's newest member and Axel isn't too pleased that he'll have to babysit.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Demyx, Axel
Music by MassacreAngel reviews
Just a little Reader-Insert thing I came up with. DemyxXReader. Rated K.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Demyx
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When Claire, the daughter of Tifa and Cloud, falls for a certain silver haired boy, what happens when she is kidnapped by orginization 13?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 254 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Riku, Zexion
Bite Me reviews
I am the first and the last, the beggining to your end i am the forgotten.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Ever Slowly Dying reviews
A murder that was closed as a mysterious suicide case with no body, Axel Ouhtorai goes to the haunted mansion on his 17th birthday, but little does he know his whole life's about to change, and hes about to iscover a world changing secret. AkuNami
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Naminé, Axel
Axel's Flame
He looked scared shitless as he sat on Xemnas' lap, a blade to his throat. "So do we have a deal?" Yaoi. Oc x Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Axel
Tempted reviews
She's the only one who ever saw through my acts. AkuNami
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Naminé, Axel
Catch me if you can reviews
"But they won catch us this time, got it memorized?" Yeah i know the title sucks
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas
How to save a life reviews
I wanted to help her, but how can I if she won't even give me the chance to? AkuNami
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Naminé, Axel
Ten things before bedtime :D reviews
Roxas Lea Hikari asks his father to tell him ten things about his mother at bedtime. AkuNami
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Axel, Naminé - Complete
Are You Nervous Axel? reviews
"Are you nervous yet Axe?" She asks looking me in the eye. "Nope!, I don't get nervous got it memorized!"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naminé, Axel - Complete
Kiss The Girl Axel! reviews
a one-shot while I workout my artists block on my other Aku-Nami! :D Review and tell me watcha think please! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naminé, Axel - Complete