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Joined 02-08-10, id: 2247158, Profile Updated: 04-26-12
Author has written 13 stories for Big Time Rush, Toy Story, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Song of the Week! ~"Running Up That Hill" by placebo~

Quote of the Week:"I'll make modern art. With you face."

Name: Carl. Carl Ditters Von Dittersdorf. Middle Name is Mona Lisa.
Call me Elli for short.
Age: 1234567890987654345678...oh, who am I kidding. I'm a Time Lord!

Hi again! Yes, I know I was gone. For a very very very long time. Please, let us not talk about that. Prelims and exams are terrible and make me cry. So yeah, I write for Big Time Rush, Toy Story, Regular Show, Sonic The Hedgehog, House MD, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger and Deadliest Catch. I am a total Northwesterner and if anyone wants to PM me feel free! I'm nice under all the crazy. I promise. I am rather addicted to whump and seem to attack my favourite characters. Oh well. It's just my kind of thing. I'm sure if you get to know me, you'll like me. Or hate me. Whichever you prefer really. Gotta go write now so seeya! xxx
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"Bullied" : Ahhh, poor Logie. I pity him and love him at the same time! ;D
"Mother's Day" : I love this story even if it's so sad I could explode. :'|
"Spectrum" : Dum dum dum fun! ;D
"Secrets" THE LONGEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN! And I did NaNoWriMo. I'm really proud of this story and I am exceptionally grateful of all my reviewers! I love you all so much, my heart has exploded. Literarily.

Stories in progress:
"Requests": Give me requests people! The more angsty the better.
"A'Clach" : OK, I was listening to Gaidhlig ceilidh rock and I listened to the lyrics and BAM. Plot Bunnies attack me from behind.
"Family" : Deadliest Catch for the fangirls WITHOUT OCs?!? Impossible you say! Lies I reply! Northwestern oneshots usually based around the Hansen brothers and a lot of whump for Edgar. He's the one I identify with and I get hurt a lot ergo...
"Deckhands" : Ah, poor Edgar. I seem to want to hurt him. Jake too. Again, NO OCs?!? BLASTHEMY, YOU SAY! Not really, I reply. ;)
"Themes Challenge" : Ty the Tasmanian challenge cos I love the game and I saw this and decided to go for it!

Stories I have planned:

Pass. My muses come and go but if you really want to see something just say!

MY LIFE SOUNDTRACK:

Opening Credits: Can't Catch Tomorrow (Lostprophets)
Waking Up: Mr Bluesky (ELO)
First Day of School: A Town Called Hypocrisy (Lostprophets)
Making Your New Best Friend: Cloudy Day (James Kirby)
Falling in Love: Bittersweet Symphony (The Verve)
Breaking Up: It's All Understood (Jack Johnson)
Prom: Banana Pancakes (Jack Johnson)
Gradutation: F* You (Lily Allen)
Life's Okay: Bubbly (Colbie Caillet)
Death of a Close Friend: For The First Time (The Script)
Mental Breakdown: A Dustland Fairytale (The Killers)
Driving: Apologise (Timberland)
Flashback: Stay The Same (Bonobo)
Getting Back Together: Tip Of The Iceberg (Owl City)
Birth of a Child: You Got The Love (Florence and The Machine)
Wedding Scene: Your Song (Ellie Golding)
Car Accident: Jilted Lovers and Broken Hearts (Brandon Flowers)
Final Battle: Rooftops (Lostprophets)
Death Scene: You Could Be Happy (Snow Patrol)
Funeral Song: Henrietta (The Fratellis) *Natch :P*
End Credits: Dead! (My Chemical Romance)
THEN The Combine Harvester Song (The Wurzels)
*Oh Yesh. Can't have a good film without the Wurzels ;D*


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Birthdays by Little Leaf of the Redwoods reviews
A Deadliest Catch Story about the NW and the Hansen Brothers - no OCs - rated for language. Just a lot of fluff and family love. Nothing offensive, at least in this story:)
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
An Unintentional Masterpiece by Cassy27 reviews
As Chase gets a little too close to a patient that has been raped, the rapist gets mad and blames Chase for ruining his 'masterpiece'. Well, he’s not gonna let the young doctor get away with that so easily.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,193 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - R. Chase - Complete
Under the Mask by StarbuckStar reviews
House and Chase are captured by a man seeking revenge against House. The experience threatens to destroy one of them and reveal the inner most secrets of the other.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2007 - G. House, R. Chase
All Fall Down by LaylaBinx reviews
When Chase and House are sent to conference together, they get alot more than they bargained for when the car makes an unexpected detour into a ditch. Fluff, drama, and virus-bacteria 20 questions. You know you're interested ;D
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - R. Chase, G. House
Secrets by Torture reviews
When Chase gets sick...No slash. Takes place directally after HalfWit. Spoilers for halfwit. Chapter 2 is up! Sorry...laptop crashed...I lost all my notes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - R. Chase
Time Is Ticking By, Mate by blurd-vision reviews
A simple run by the water, turns into a chaotic frenzy as the team races around to solve a totally different case. Every second counts and slowly time is ticking by, mate.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
Stuck in the Middle with You by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Chase is stuck in an elevator with House, and that's not his biggest problem
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Mental by LizzehBoo reviews
The day started out with no cases. Then Chase punched House, which could have been normal… until he collapsed. ChaseCameron and HouseCuddy moments.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Vegemite by Kilrez reviews
You’re obviously not doing your job,’ Wilson told him in mock consternation. ‘Minions should be properly miserable at all times.’‘Maybe if I confiscate his Vegemite...’
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2005 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Fathers and Sons by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
House and Chase talk about fathers and sons
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2005
Sleeping Beauty by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
How far will House push Chase to make him pay for his betrayal? A round about story explaining how the two forgave each other. Rated for language
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 66,317 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
Conflicts by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
Chase and Foreman get into a quarrel and Wilson sticks his nose in the middle. See how the king of conflicts and the prince of passive aggression hash out their problems.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,644 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005
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Deckhands reviews
When a new deckhand appears on the Northwestern, it spells trouble for the deckboss and his apprentice. Happy fishing... **Deadliest Catch** NO OCs.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012
Themes Challenge reviews
So, there is 100 themes...and I'm gonna try my best to do them all. Wish me luck!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sly, Ty
Baby Steps reviews
**Deadliest Catch** We all know our rough, tough Hansen brothers but what about before all that? A collection of one-shot centering around the childhood of the Hansen brothers and how they grew up to be the brothers we all love. Hope you enjoy! Dedicated to Little Leaf of the Redwoods. Hope this cheers you up! **No OCs**
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2012
A'Clach reviews
Kendall is their rock, what happens when someone tries to remove him from their lives? To see if he will crumble for them?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Kendall, Logan
The Twelve Days Of Christmas reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas all under 500 words, giving us an insight to the hectic, amazing, epic BTR christmas. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Dark Eyes reviews
Slinky is trapped, kidnapped in a twisted idea for revenge. Can Woody save him before it's too late?
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Slinky, Woody
Memorium reviews
A one shot for Liam A. Shine on you Crazy Diamond.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Logan, James
Secrets reviews
Woo! First Big Time Rush story! Logan collaspes during practice. No big deal, right? Wrong. Something a lot more sinster is going on... Rated T for now but might go up to M. All depends on how evil I'm feeling. Please review! :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,487 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Logan - Complete
Spectrum reviews
Logan wakes up from an attack and deals with the subsoquent aftermath in his own way. Needless to say, everyone else sees this and goes out of their way to help their Logie. ***Sequel to Bullied***
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Logan - Complete
Bullied reviews
Logan's view on being bullied. It's not fun. My first Twoshot and yes, I know it's too short! Review review review! **Now Completed**
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Logan - Complete
Elli's Funtacular Request Show Of Awesomeness! reviews
Step up, one and all and submit all your requests to Elli the Ringmaster who shall write all your little whims and fancies! Don't be shy! xxx
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Logan
Boredom reviews
Carlos is bored. Very bored. So he goes to find someone to play with. Hilarity ensuses. **Oneshot for CheekyBrunette because she earns a oneshot for writing one for me! ;D**
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Mother's Day reviews
How do you cope on Mother's Day when you never knew yours? My version on how Logan would cope. I know it's completely random but...just bear with me, OK? Thankies. ;
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Logan - Complete
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