Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Final Fantasy XIII, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.
-PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN OF INWYT!-
It has been brought to my attention, and rightly so, that INWYT! actually has the power to be destructive. I would like to make absolutely clear that this is a fic that really exaggerates stereotypes. I am not condoning the things in there, it is purely for humour. More specifically, the amount of times I play to the 'blushing, totally submissive uke' and the 'completely dominating seme' is my way of poking fun at them.
Furthermore, the way Hungary, Japan and Lichtenstein act is also for comedy. I do not believe stalking people because they are in a same-sex relationship is healthy or right, so don't do it.
I say this because INWYT! has become popular, and so people may be influenced by it. If you are influenced, I hope it's by the quirky/mad/ridiculous humour and you can laugh at the situations, but do not think that just because someone is an 'uke' means they are less of a man etc. because it does not. I like the Hetalia fandom because it makes fun of stereotypes; I try and do the same. I hope I am not reinforcing any.
I want you to enjoy the story because it makes you laugh or cheers you up, not because you believe everything in there is how things should be.
Thank you for reading, and sorry if this seems random but I feel it only right to point out that INWYT! should not be taken seriously- it is a work of comedy and I mean no ill by it.
I am genuinely trying to be productive, I swear.
Tumblr: Still have no earthly idea as to what the hell this actually is, but I was forced into getting it by my hyper friends and so yeah... it's kind of a fail but feel free to check it out if ya want :P Look under the tag inwyt for anything pertaining to It's Not What You Think! :)
Deviant Art: I don't really go on that much and I'm crap at drawing but yeah, here's my page thingy :P
Fanart: OMAG!! I never thought I'd ever get any fanart for my fics but I actually have so thank you to the wonderful people who've spent so much time making them!! :D
Translations: If you fancy reading my stuff in another language, then you're in luck!
Arthur Kirkland's Diary is now in Russian, translated by the wonderful Darth Joskini. Read it here:
AO3 Account: I got this to use as a backup in case FF.net deletes any of my fics. Nothing is yet on it, but that may change so here's the link: http://archiveofourown.org/users/animeXalchemist
A Site I Would Love You All To Check Out
Hello my darlings :) So I am going to take a brief motherly role, so if you have the time I'd appreciate it if you'd spend a couple of minutes reading this/checking out the site I'm talking about.
So you know when you're in 'Sex-Ed Class' and everyone is far too embarrassed to take it seriously? Or messes around? Or the questions you actually have don't get asked? Then there's always that one person who thinks they are a sexual God and you're just thinking, 'Man, this is awful...' Alternatively, you may just have questions that you don't feel comfortable asking anyone else, or want to extend your knowledge.
Well then please check out
This site tackles literally everything, and if you have a question that isn't on there (which is unlikely) then you can ask and real people will answer. It's a really friendly community and a great way to get over insecurities or simply inform yourself. I know for a fact that the issue of sex/sexuality etc. is often seen as taboo, but going through life simply guessing how things are done or trying to deduce everything from porn will not be beneficial. So I urge you to check this site out- you may learn something new :)
While the site is aimed more at the younger 15-25 bracket, it is for everyone and advice from older people can be extremely useful. Both genders are of course welcome, and I personally think this is a fantastic idea. So please give it a quick look (and if it helped you, help spread the word)
Stay safe poppets
I'd just like to say a super huge thank you to all those who read my stories and especially to those who take the time to review and/or favourite. You honestly have no idea how much it means to me. I love you all!! If you ever have a story idea that you'd like me to write then by all means tell me and I'll do my best. I'm still fairly young so I hope to improve my writing so that you'll enjoy my stories even more so constructive criticism is also welcome. Once again, thank you so much readers and I hope I'll continue to write stories that you'll like :)
Moi: Total randomer
Nicknames: Kyo, Sav, Savs etc
Age: Mate... I'm totally eighteen now XD
Age I joined FF.net: Fourteen :P
B-day: 2nd September, 1995 :D And my bday buddy LucyMoon1992 also shares this day, so you know it kicks ass ;D She abuses me though, she calls me Limey and then I cry D': And I don't know any mean names for NI people so I can't retaliate T_T Haha, but in all seriousness she's pretty cool, so go check her stuff out, kay?? :3 Love ya
Nationality: ENGLISH!! Wahoooooo!! /sips tea/ [If you're gonna be picky then technically it's British, but I is from England so I maintain my right to say English :P]
Luvin': Most anime, manga, RPG'S and yeah... YAOI!! Also lie-ins. I love those
Hatin': Work (school is evil), waking up early, and brussel sprouts "-_-
Fave Music Genre: RAWK!!
Religion: A proud member of The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (a.k.a, a Pastafarien) ;D
My Creed: When life gives you lemons, read them all a million times and have a major fangirl moment.
Profound Words: "Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
My Writing Style: I tend to write in third person, although I've recently started experimenting with first. If you'd have asked me when I first started, then I would have said that I'm a romantic comedy writer. However recently I've had more drama in some of my fics so I can't categorise myself any more. I guess that's good though, my writing is improving so that I can do different genres :)
Why I joined FanFiction.Net: Well I accidentally found this site a couple of years ago when I was looking for Ace Attorney doujinshi online "n.n I'd never herd of fanfiction before, but I quickly got what it was all about and became obsessed :P I started off just reading fics without an account, mainly Ace Attorney fics. But then I wanted to read some pokemon fics one day, and I was looking for Respectshipping fics and to my absolute dismay: THERE WERE ABOUT TWO!! This totally depressed me cuz I really wanted to read loads of Respectshipping fics but they didn't prove to be that popular. That is why I decided to join this website and write my own Respectshipping fics instead, to hopefully show pokemon fans that this pairing could totally work. And that is why I joined FF.net, although my only intention was to write one fic then go back to reading and never write again. Shockingly, my first fic proved to be a hit and this urged me to try writing more fics and now... here we are! I've only been on here for about two years and I already have over 10 fics... woah! O_O I never intended to become an author on here XD But I'm glad I did :D
How I Got Into BL: So basically I was totally pure and innocent until one day YouTube recommended I look at an anime opening. This was nothing strange, so I clicked on the vid and watched only... it seemed to be heavily guy oriented and they were acting... well yeah XD To my absoltue surprise YouTube had taken me to the opening for Gakuen Heaven (a BL anime). At first I was all o.O cuz I wasn't into that stuff at all but then I thought I may as well be open and give it a try... SO BLAME YOUTUBE FOR MY OBSESSION WITH BL!! After that moment, I was never the same XD
Random Facts About Me: I am random, I am weird, I'm bordering on insane really... I'm apparently smart but meh I procrastinate too much, and I have mad hair. Seriously, THE HAIR CANNOT BE TAMED!! "-.- I am also descended from sharks, thus am cold blooded. Seriously. I am that one person on the beach wearing five sweaters in 100 degree heat -.- I AM ALWAYS COLD!!! But not personality wise, I'm just kinda mad there ;D
So my friend has been trying to find this account for a while now. I introduced her to the site and mentioned I have an account, but she has no idea who I am... yet. We'll just call her "L" (nothing to do with Death Note). Anyways, L was being nosy and I think she might have found a way to find me, which kinda sucks cuz it's fun being all secretive but I guess her knowing my account won't kill me. Damn, it's gonna be awkward when I write M stories though, if she reads them... well she's the type who squeals in horror at that kinda stuff! She came in one day like, "OMG Phoenix and Edgeworth doing it... On a DESK!! AHHHHHHH!!" She seems to read a lot of shady fics though, I wonder if she even looks at the ratings?? Hahahaha, I love you L! Find me soon okay??
My Hetalia head-canon
x I've heard from some people that England cannot swim. That is utter BS. As a freaking ISLAND nation, and one who 'ruled the waves' at that, there is no possible way that he cannot swim. I just... how can anyone have thought he wouldn't be an exceptional swimmer?!
x I refuse to believe America is a complete idiot. Mostly an idiot, but not completely. I have a theory that he's super good at sciences, and if I ever write AU stories then Alfred is good at Physics and Maths
x Canada isn't just quiet and passive aggressive. Piss him off enough, and he will change into Manada, and beat your arse. So respect that pancake eating mofo!!
x America is amazing at American Football and England is amazing at Rugby. As such, the two compete against each other in a strange amalgamation of the two sports
x Russia is not just a psychopath, his history has just kinda warped his view on things, which is understandable. I reckon that if anyone took the time to get to know him, Russia has a genuinely sweet side
x FrUK isn't plausible. There is too much bad History there. I can see the two of them as sex-friends, maybe even friends-friends, but that's about it. I cannot get my head around the idea of those two in a loving and romantic relationship, but I can if it's just about sex or platonic //shot by FrUk fans
x If FrUk is being written, England is the seme. He would never let a frog top him
x If England is paired with someone and he is the uke, he is NOT a whiny, blushing, begging mess throughout it. Yes, he is tsundere, but more 'tsun' than 'dere'. Besides, the guy's dark past and the fact he once ruled the world makes it seem, to me, that he would either default to seme or be a 'dominating' uke
x Portugal and England are best friends since childhood, seeing as the two share the longest running alliance ever and is still going today
x On a darker note: all countries have the capability to snap, especially those that once had Empires such as Japan, Spain etc. As being so ruthless was once a part of them, I feel that, under certain circumstances, this nature will re-surface and basically sh*t will go down
x Japan was England's first love, or at least the first person he had the slightest hint of romantic feelings for. I don't mean his first time (in all honesty I think that the Roman Empire would have been England's first, back when he was a youngish teen), but that Hetalia episode and how close the two once were, as well as having so much in common such as Empires at that time and being island nations, does it for me. So yeah, Japan was England's first love
x China is not just an androgynous country who likes cute things. He is smart, devious and can be cruel when necessary. He has ambitions to take over the world, but won't do it in an obvious way, because he's old and wise and knows better
x Every country has their national animal as a pet. So America owns a bald eagle, Iggy has a lion (called Aslan), Wales has a dragon etc.
x The rest of the UK exists. Scotland is the eldest (Ireland being the same age, but he isn't part of the UK), Wales and England were found together and are thus incredibly close, and Northern Ireland is the youngest. Wales and England are very close, and there is a lot of love between him and North, but Scotland and Iggy share a rocky relationship that has just as much hate as it does love
x Canada and America are brothers
x England cares deeply for those in the Commonwealth
x England DIDN'T care about America a million times more than his other colonies, it just seems that the manga just focused on the US/UK colonial times more. I personally feel that despite the French link, he also cares deeply for Canada, as well as the others he raised like Australia and New Zealand
x New Zealand is a guy despite his androgynous appearance, and is deceptively strong, having such an undeniable link with the Māori
x All nations once had mothers/fathers: Ancient Greece, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Rome, Germania, Britannia etc. but wars and other things caused them to disappear
x Native America was a woman who I think would be a bit like Pocahontas. Technically she is America's mother, but the two didn't really interact as when colonists came, little America showed up. I think Native America always knew that the birth of her 'son' would be the end of her, thus America never knew she existed. I think England, France or Spain may have known about her seeing as they held control over the New World for a long time
x National Geographic is a form of porn for nations XD
x America's Nantucket is an erogenous zone
x England and Germany are good friends and unite over Football. I think this because of the cease-fire between the two countries on Christmas during WW1 where they both played Football. In the modern day, the two play together. England and Prussia also get along very well
x Finland can be dangerous if need be, as shown by the Molotov Cocktail
x Finland has a love for heavy-metal, seeing as arguably the best metal music comes from his country
x Sweden has a soft spot for cheesy music, a prime example being ABBA
x All European countries take Eurovision as a chance to bitch and be completely ridiculous at the same time
x Hungary is a hardcore yaoi fangirl and she has taken Liechtenstein under her wing as her apprentice
x The Union Flag/Jack is a flag of the UK. As such, the various countries comprising the UK value their own flag that much more, displaying it with pride at various sporting events etc.
x The States are not personified, they are various places on America's body (Florida anyone? ;D)
x Romano has links to the Mafia and is not to be messed with
x England is skilled at the electric guitar, bass, and vocals
x America can give Austria a run for his money on the piano if the genre in question is rag-time. America is also very good with Jazz related instruments (you can't even begin to comprehend a sexy sax man until you've seen Muricah)
x Countries have a tendency to use their various regional accents/dialects when in that part of their country
x England can relate to Russia in that he can recognise that he is lonely. He also has a respect for the other nation helping him in the Napoleonic Wars and during WWII when America initially refused. A poll taken straight after the war even showed that the UK regarded Russia as its best ally during the war
x Iggy and/or Artie are names that England genuinely doesn't like. He doesn't mind Iggs and/or Art though, as long as he's close to the person addressing him as such
x England specialises in 'pure magic', that is to say, simply channelling it and using it however he pleases. Despite being highly skilled here, he is terrible at potions, which he always messes up. Similar to how he cooks in order to try and improve, he makes potions in the hope that one day he'll get good at them (even though most things he could create a potion for is something he could cast anyways). His wand is there to tone down his magical power when necessary
Pairings I luurve:
PhoenixxMiles (Ace Attorney) Because they are practically canon you guys, and Feenie working so hard to become a lawyer just to save Edgey?? Pfft, total romance!!
LangxMiles (Ace Attorney) Because I am utterly CONVINCED that Lang calling Edgey 'pretty boy' has a deeper meaning.
HaruxKyo (Fruits Basket) Love the dynamic between the two of them!!
HikaruxKaoru (OHSHC) DSHFVLSDYFLSDYUFG. That is all I have to say on the matter.
Contestshipping (DrewxMay, Pokemon) This is just too sweet for words. I shipped them before I even knew what shipping was. There are so many hints throughout the show, such as how some of their pokemon compliment each other, and their battles and dynamic I just love them, 'kay?
Respectshipping (AshxDrew, Pokemon) The dynamic of rivals/friends/comrades/possibly more really had me interested. Drew is the only rival of one of Ash's friends that also goes against Ash and can beat him as well, plus I love Drew's character in general.
CloudxLeon (Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts) I am going to hell for this, but COME ON!! How can I not pair two of my favourite FF characters?! Although Zack will always be my fave all-time character n.n
RikuxSora (Kingdom Hearts) Because the freaking UST in the games between those two isn't even funny anymore -.- HURRY UP AND MAKE THIS CANON ENIX & DISNEY!!
YurixWolfram (Kyo Kara Maoh!) If you are a KKM! fan then you know damn well why I love this pairing XD
USAxUK (Hetalia) I used to be a strict USUKer but I read so many fics with a whiny/moany/girly England that I began to get annoyed so now it's at the point where I don't care who the seme is or I prefer it to be England
RussiaxUK (Hetalia) WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN! This pairing... oh God this pairing!! It's a guilty pleasure of mine admittedly, and thanks to a stunning fanfic I've read and some beautiful doujins of this couple I dunno... It's just really growing on me!! To be honest, this pairing is also my OTP. It usually switches between USUK and RusEng. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS PAIRING!!
SpainxRomano (Hetalia) Because Roma is hilarious and needs to get laid, and Spain is the sexy European perfect for the job ;)
GermanyxItaly (Hetalia) Aww, these two are practically canon anyways. They are soooooo cute
EnglandxJapan (Hetalia) So you can blame my new found love for AsaKiku completely on ZeroChan. I was browsing for Hetalia pics and the amount of AsaKiku had me stunned. At first I didn't think much of it, but some of the pictures were absolutely amazing, then that Hetalia ep where Iggy and Japan wanted allies and became friends came to mind and... Voila!
CanadaxUK (Hetalia) The more I consider this pairing, the more logical it seems and the more adorable it becomes. There's the historical aspects of their relationship, and I'm sure that Canada could get England to chill the fuck out and England could bring Canada out of his shell more. To be honest, as I'm typing this, I realise that this is one of those pairings that you can't adequately put into words, but you love it so much partly because it's not easy to explain.
WORLDxENGLAND (Hetalia) This was always going to be inevitable.
AustriaxHungary (Hetalia) Because they is just so perf you guys!
CanadaxUkraine (Hetalia) This is cute. I don't care what you say. This is fuckin' adorable.
YukinaxKisa (Sekaiichi Hatsukoi) These two are my favourite couple in the SIH universe, purely because Kisa is an amazing uke. He's not all whiny and stuff, and is a total player to boot. I just find it refreshing.
NowakixHiroki (Junjou Romantica) THE BEST MOTHERFLIPPIN' COUPLE IN ALL OF THE JUNJOU UNIVERSE!!! I don't even need to justify it: it is a fact *nods resolutely*
MorinagaxSouichi (Koisuro Boukun) I just love this series, and most of Takanaga Hinako's works. But this one I just fell in love with.
RinxAsa (Shuffle!) As soon as I started watching Shuffle! (why was I watching it? Meh... good question :P) I liked Asa. Sia was too annoying, Nerine was a Mary Sue, Kaede was a psycho and Primula is a little kid!! So yeah, epic tomboy Asa was my fave :D
FranziskaxAdrian (Ace Attorney) LOLYuriPairing! Because it was soooo obvious there was chemistry with these two if you played the games.
SonicxShadow (Sonic The Hedgehog) Uhh... epic yaoi hedgehog smex?? :3 Yeah I'm going to hell...
LevixMikasa (Shingeki no Kyoujin) The world's most badass pair of badassery right here.
LevixEren (Shingeki no Kyoujin) Levi made Eren his 'pet' *wink wink nudge nudge* ;)
ErwinxLevi (Shingeki no Kyoujin) I find this relationship interesting. Erwin seems to be the only one that Levi trusts on a level not shown to anyone else, and I quite like the idea of the top Survey Corps leaders getting a little, err, 'off track' during meetings "n.n
[Can y'all tell Levi is my favourite SnK character? XD]
ReixNagisa (Free!) I highly doubt this needs to be explained. Plus if you've watched 50% Off you love this pairing even more
RinxHaru (Free!) Okay so... this is definitely my Free! OTP. The mad love I have for Rin is honestly ridiculous, and it's so obvious these two love each other and GAH they're adorable!!
MakotoxRin (Free!) So this pairing came about as a result of a Tumblr post where Makoto and Rin were arguing about who Haru suited best, and then Haru said 'I ship Makoto and Rin'. I thought about it for a few minutes and decided I agree with Haru :')
SouskexRin (Free!) I have written this pairing down after episode one and Souske hasn't even spoken yet but screw it I'm putting this here as a pre-emptive pairing XD Plus I ship Rin with basically everyone anyways :P
[Again, I think it's obvious who my favourite Free! character is "n.n]
Geez, there's thousands now that I think about it...
Most epic games: Any Final Fantasy but especially 3 (cuz it's my first one :D) and Crisis Core (Zack Fair fan forever!!), Kingdom Hearts, Ace Attorney (All the Phoenix ones and Miles ones), Time Hollow, Tales Of Vesperia, Guitar Hero, inFamous: Second Son etc.
Most EPICEST quote ever: "Contrariwise... if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." YAY for the randomness of Alice in Wonderland!!
My Top Hetalia Characters According To My 'Hetalia Character Ranking' Results
((France was 11 and America was 12... surprised these guys weren't higher, but I guess the computer must know me better than I know me XD I definitely agree with the top 3 though, maybe Canada and Prussia should be higher though? Huh...))
What My Current Top Hetalia Characters Are According To Me :P
You know, having a good knowledge of History really does make Hetalia more enjoyable. I can safely say that the exact opposite holds true if you have political knowledge. As someone who would like to pursue a career in politics I make it my business to know what's going on politically, and honestly? It kinda ruins Hetalia for me. Especially when it comes down to my ships, I have to remind myself that Hetalia characters are indeed just characters. If I looked at this whole thing politically then dayum I have no idea which ships I could even legitimise in my head. So I try to keep modern politics out of it, despite the fact many good angst fics could be written... *gets too many ideas for her own good*
Me Having A Rant Because Ugh.
This is part of my profile that you should feel free to skip over. Imma just vent and probably take this down in a few days once I've cooled down. But Hetalia fandom: sort yo' shet out! The majority of you are sound, no need to worry, but for that small derping minority of you that feel the need to bring your shipping wars into every little sodding thing and then bash others is NOT acceptable. So for example, I ship USUK but I can't stand RusAme. That doesn't mean I go hatin' on all the RusAme fans or spamming RusAme fanfics/fanart with hateful comments, because they are more than welcome to like what they want. And those that hate on USUK shippers just because they ship USUK: sort yo' shet out. You want people to respect your pairings? Well respect others as well.
(And, seeing as we're on USUK, the whole 'omg dats gross ewww they is lyk brothers herpderp' I will gladly point you over to Spamano and ask you what the bloody difference there is. It seems to me their relationship would be even more 'taboo', but I still ship them so yeah.)
NOW for you guys that say 'ASHAGSGSADYSADU THEY'RE MY OTP BABBUS FGDSIYUFGDS'. You know what OTP stands for right? 'One True Pairing', so that means that, regardless of circumstances, you damn well like those two together because that is your OTP. So if America and England are your 'OTP', don't go breaking out all of that bullshit about 'feeling betrayed because England was the seme oh my god this is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of ever' because what damned difference does it make? You don't like UKUS then how is USUK an 'OTP'? Because the term OTP suggests that, in fact, any variant of the pairing is cool with you because it is 'true'! If you don't like UKUS then fine, I'm not telling you to, but please don't go around moaning about how 'America was an uke' as if that is a terrible or shameful thing to be- because it's not. For that small minority that does that: sort yo' shet out. What's the problem there really? Or, if you do have a problem, why spread negativity? Just don't.
And that whole rant I just had about USUK or UKUS? The same applies to bloody FrUK! UKFr isn't the end of the world! No, actually, it extends to ALL pairings! Stop getting caught up in stereotypical 'dom/sub' mentality and just love the pairing. But this rant isn't to make you ship people you don't want to, and it isn't even to ask you to not care who you want to be the seme or uke. What this is about is not sending out hate or mean comments to those who maybe don't ship what you do, or have the couple in 'reverse' roles as to what you prefer. I've spoken to some people that steer clear from this fandom because the vocal minority ruin it for the Prussian awesome majority, so y'all need to sort yo' shet out and RESPECT EACH OTHER'S OPINIONS if nothing else. You don't even need to accept them or agree with them. Just respect them and hopefully our fandom will be a much happier place to be.
Time for random questions :D
1. How long have you been writing fanfiction? Are you still writing?
About three years now and yes, yes I am :)
2. What was the first fandom you wrote for?
Pokemon was my first fandom. And for the pairing of AshxDrew (cuz ya know, starting off with an obscure pairing is the right way to go ;D)
3. Have you written original fiction as well as fanfic? If not, do you plan to write original fiction someday?
Ja ich habe :) But I ain't published or put any of it up, cuz... well I think they kinda suck :/ I think I'm better at fanfiction, although maybe one day I'll put more effort into original stuff :)
4. Do you have favourite characters to write? If so, which ones? Are there characters you find hard to write or have no interest in writing?
Hrrmmm... Well I love writing the Ace Attorney characters cuz they is mad :P And I like writing England from Hetalia (as England is my home country so I can kinda relate to the guy :P) I love writing all the Hetalia characters actually, but I find Russia and Canada hard to write which is a shame because I really wanna learn how to write them well!! Characters I have no interest in writing?? Can't think of any, sowwie :3
5. What do you most like writing and find easiest to write: (a) romance, (b) action/drama, (c) comedy, (d) angst, (e) no preference?
I like writing comedy and romance, but throughout my time on this site drama has slowly edged it's way in along with a dash of angst :P I'd love to write more genres and have a few ideas actually so that should be fun!! I am determined to write a horror one day!!
6. Do you write: (a) epics, (b) one-shots, (c) both
C!! I has too many plot-bunnies for my own good XP
7. Do you write explicit sex scenes? What about graphic violence?
Violence no but a fic I'm planning will have that. And sex scenes... *blushes* Yes... My first ever fic was a smut-fic actually (through no fault of my own!! I was a young, impressionable author and the readers wanted it!!)
8. Are there things you absolutely will not do or even consider doing in one of your stories? E.g., kill off a character, or have someone sleep with someone other than who you think they should be sleeping with, or depict sexual violence or abuse.
Uwah! What the bloody hell kinda question is that?! o.O Erm... well I try to make my smut scenes consensual so I don't think I'd write sexual violence unless the fic, for whatever reason, really called for it. I mean, it's called making LOVE!! As for the other two... well maybe yeah to the sleeping one if it adds drama or if I'm trialling a new pairing, but killing off a character... I'd feel too evil!! QAQ Although I is planning one where characters die, assuming I don't have a mental breakdown. I don't think I'd write an M-rate scene for a hetero or yuri pairing though, just purely cuz I'd probably be awful at it. I also hate gender-bending characters, so unless it's for comedy and temporary, I will never gender-flip. Oh!! And I will NEVER write M-Preg. Sorry to those who like it, but no. Just no.
9. Do you have a particular writing "method"? Do you map out the plot in advance, either in your head or in writing? Do you think through some scenes in detail before you write them? Do you edit a lot? Do you have a beta reader/beta readers? Do you ever think about/plot your next fanfic while still working on your current one?
Do you fancy asking one question at a time?? -.- Right then, I get a random idea and jot it down. If the random idea is still appealing to me a few days later I'll bullet point brief notes but for the most part I'll just write and hope for the best n_n (Cuz that's not a totally irresponsible way of writing stories "-_-) Some scenes I plan in detail but that only happens rarely. I edit ALL THE DAMN TIME!! Seriously, I think I spend more time editing than writing!!! No I has no beta, purely cuz they would probably get pissed off with all of my procrastination and cuz I prefer to check through things myself in the long run :P And yes I plan fics while I'm writing others practically 24/7, so many ideas and so little time!! :(
10. Do you ever re-read your stories? Do you have a favourite/favourites?
Yup, to make sure the spelling/grammar etc. is okay and to see if I've improved any :P My favourite fic of mine?? Hmm... Probably tied between The Kitty Co-ordinator and From Brothers To Lovers. The former cuz I was actually proud of this Respectshipping one and felt the lemon went pretty well (especially considering I'm not too proud of my first Respectshipping), and the latter because it is my first fanfic for the Hetalia fandom and I just enjoy writing it. It was the first time I'd tried first person as well, so yeah
11. Do you ever wish you could go back and change some things in your stories?
YES!! My first fic... GAH!! Reading it now I just wanna cringe all day "u_u IMO they are OOC and, even though it was my first attempt at lemon, that scene totally sucked!! (and not in the good way sadly ;P) Otherwise it's just a few tweaks and changes I would make in some of my other fics
12. What do you think are your main strengths and weaknesses as a writer? Are there things you'd like to learn?
Strengths: Keeping characters IC, coming up with initial ideas, comedy, romance
13. Have you written fanfics that you haven't posted, for whatever reason? Have you had story ideas that you like but probably won't get to write, for lack of time or other reasons?
Yup, quite a few!! Most are under-developed ideas that shall hopefully grace this site when I deem them worthy :D
14. What advice would you give a beginning fanfic writer?
HAVE FUN!! Seriously, FanFiction is awesome and if I can do it then you most certainly can!! Just make sure to spell well and use punctuation correctly and stuff, cuz it's the small things that make a fic :D
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your diary. (BOLD the ones are me.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Whahahaha! Mate, try beat me up and you'll end up in hospital XD)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (Nope, I live in the UK where we don't have guns, thank God. Knives however...)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (I'm actually a mix of loads of things, as will probably become obvious later in this thing)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (Coming from a country where over 30% of people don't have a religion, this is hardly surprising. And yes, we do have morals!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Anarchyyyyy! But no, no I don't. I'm not stupid)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all (Hardly any of the girls at my school and I mix. We have too many differences, and most are bitchy. I've been with my guy friends since I was, like, 6)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (That is the most flawed logic ever...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Bwahaha! I'm a lot of things, a 'prude' isn't one of 'em)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Of course I'm crazy. Who needs sanity? Also I'm a non-binary gamer, but for the sake of this I'll keep it highlighted :'D)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (What the bloody hell is kool-aid?!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Urgh, it's called being curvy. I have boobs and an arse, so what? That's natural!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (*starts playing Self-Esteem by the Offspring*)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Well duh ;D)
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (Yes, but I am also British, and swearing over here is a national pass-time :P)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Well he was! I'm not even religious, but just look at where he was born! People, geographically speaking, Jesus could not have been white)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (It was actually because insurance would be cheaper that way :/)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I do! But I've never heard that stereotype before...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I like the rain, Britain has made me that way! I is still dark skinned though, ain't gonna change *snaps fingers*)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Drink: Yes. Smoke: No. Never been drunk before though, I can hold my drink rather well if I do say so myself! My mate actually tried smoking, I went up to him and smacked it out of his hand, yelling that I would kill him if he tried it again. Smoking kills, you gaiz D:)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (I like satire/dark comedy etc. But isn't that just British comedy? Hmm, not sure. Foreigners don't seem to get it so maybe it is different.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Haha, what are you talking about? *hides binoculars*)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I'm assuming Yaoi is porn here XP)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Say whaaa-?)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (After having studied feminism, I am a 'difference feminist', in case you were wondering. You probably weren't. Meh.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (You will be bitterly disappointed with the accent then. I hail from the mighty North-West of England, from Lancashire! WHOOOO! So no, I don't have a 'posh' accent [I don't think so anyways]. Tea is THE DRINK OF THE GODS!! Hate cricket, unless I'm winning the bets I place on it ;) And I DID have bad teeth, but that's what braces are for so hah! :3)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (Nope, I'm a member of the Conservative Party but I'm for it)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Well I am part Arab... But nah, I'll just have to get into Government. I have an intern-ship at Westminster, so watch this space! ;D)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (Lol jk you gaiz, I iz actually a unicorn *sparkles*)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (No. Just no.)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOUR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (This is an American thing right? I'm guessing it means clever... if not, then maybe I'm not :P)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (It's usually my mistakes that I point out...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (True. If I don't get full marks in a test then I go into severe depression. My work has to be perfect.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Ain't you ever heard of 'stiff upper lip'? British mentality basically means I'm private by nature, and don't really open up much. Just the way I am.)
I'm a HETALIAN FAN, so I MUST believe that every stereotype is true! (Well, that's inevitable XD Stereotypes are just so funny :D)
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