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Joined 02-08-10, id: 2247396, Profile Updated: 03-24-14
Author has written 11 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Mythology, Treasure Island, Spyro the Dragon, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

STORY ALERTS:

IN PROGRESS

1. Drobot sorrow Spyro's comfort rating T

2. Spyro's love triangle rating M

3. new found love (CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION) rating M

I'M A SCALIE AND PROUD OF IT!!

If your a SCALIE and aren't afraid to say it loud a proudly paste the above and this into your bio

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Wolf Lunerfang, Demonhorse103, Draco The Night Fury, human by form dragon by heart

age: 22

gender: M

SO type: straight

SCALIE orientation: dragon

alias's dragon's dark side,black matter dragon,dark star dragon

favorite sayings: don't make the dragon angry, just deal with it, life nothing but a box o chocolates never know whatcha gonna get

favorite battle saying abcdefg someone should have told you not to fuck with me

favorite sign off: the power of chaos can't be stopped

current sign off: love peace and chicken grease

favorite funny quote: love peace and chicken grease

favorite animal: tiger shark

favorite legendary animal: dragon

favorite video game character's: spyro, cynder,

favorite video game: spyro dawn of the dragon.

favorite pokemon: flygon,lugia,zoroark,pikachu,raichu,latias

favorite digimon guilmon,gomamon,greymon,renamon

favorite skylanders: spyro cynder camo warnado flashwing trigger happy gill grunt drobot

favorite bands: bon jovi, the killers, dragonforce

current favorite songs: Disciples of Babylon cry thunder Where Dragons Rule die by the sword last journey home -dragonforce (all).

most favorite song: die by the sword (dragonforce)

best excuse: to much coffee

best lie effect that worked for me : got me out of getting suspended

state: allergy capital of the world ( unfortunately) sigh

country: the best one the grand old USA

interests: writing, playing video games, talking with my friends bike riding

occupation: N/A

preferred occupation: video game tester

type of reviewer: I just say what i think about it

preferred super power : transformation from human to what ever the hell i want

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

i don' flame you so don't flame me it's not right

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

best friend on here spyroking51 he's cool to talk to has great stories has a ton of rp idea's can turn any story in to a masterpiece got me to post my newest story and revive an old story and most of all he's one of those guys who will listen to you with out judging you

paybacks a bitch

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.

On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.

On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house.

The Maid quit.

Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house ha been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.

INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.:)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I can't get a girlfriend so I'm either gay or married I blog so I must be a spy

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

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If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile

f you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies(this is so freaking true!! WHYYYYY!!!???)

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Who ever said nothing was impossible, has never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

if you have ever said that an amine character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into you profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of random book movie or game characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP!

if you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place,CAPTIYP.

if you have your own little world,CAPTIYP .

if you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it,CAPTIYP .

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

if you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, CAPTIYP

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD CAPTYP

if you like the occasional hot scene CAPTTYP

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

the reason girls like going to therapy is because they can do the 2 things they do best talk and spend money if u think this is true copy and paste this into your profile

if you hope AATC never loses it's edge CAPTTYP

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

if you are crazy CAPTTYP

if you think being normal is boring CAPTTYP

if you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time CAPTIYP!!

if you wish the old Alvin and the chipmunks show would come back copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people.

Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! SO KISS MY ASS!!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Suicide hot line...please hold...

Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

no trespassing violiters will be shot survivers will be shot again

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

When opertunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.

I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may mot follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me the hell alone!

What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.

Women should not have children after 35...really 35 children is enough.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie

A wise man washes his hands after he pees, A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a roller coaster.

25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs

Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!"

Next time you wave, use more than one finger, please

When opportunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later

Guidelines of life:

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Warning Heaven has no rage like love turned to hatred , Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and finally leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you're one of the 10 that would be laughing hysterically, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

more crap to fill your profile page

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicated that they are covered with bees.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steven Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project" for herbology.
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful"
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable; "polishing my wand" is not
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky...and not an acceptable money making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. "Liften, Seperatius, Crotchum" is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me lucky charms"
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends"
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends"
20. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!"
26. I am not a sloth animagus.
27. I am not a tribble animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, tasmanian devil or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmacy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in Training".
35. Any resemblance between dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes Getting Clean Almost as Much Fun as Getting Dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an invisibility thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith".
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the OWL's.
43. It's a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself to seriously.
44. I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspect Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the First Years to sing "A Wizards Staff has a Knob on the End"
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corps. .
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "veela pheromones".
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as "Big Black Sex Auror".
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey".
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy on school grounds is not permitted, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only...it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "Cannon Fodder".
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout "There can be only one!.
73. I will not refer to the DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"
74. I will not say the phrase "dude get a life" to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been a fifth House at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that House nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force".
78. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster" not "my liege".
79. I will not tell Professer Trelawney that I prophecised her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor First Years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavara cures does yelling, "It does DEATH!" maybe correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate The Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A Time Turner is not a flux capacitor and I should therefore not install one in any muggle car.
88. I am not allowed to use Silencing charms on any of my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half an hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos".
92. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for".
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim that there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggians.
98. "OMGWTF" is not a proper spell.
99. I will not under any circumstance ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot and Justin Flinch-Flectchy as Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixi Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the House Elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing the Badger song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell First Years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter's invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell "Believe it...or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Double Secret Chamber of Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldmort is not Ganondorf and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arthitmacy exams.
119. I will not charm the suites of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles".
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the Arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the revolutionary war in the Charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin" day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the First Years as "Tim the Enchanter".
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the common room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell "BAM!" every time I apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to come in to the beginning of each Herbology class singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
134. I will not teach the First Years to play the penis game in the Great Hall during meal times.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It's a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself to seriously.
138. I will not tell the First Years Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the great hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
142. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
143. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell "BURN" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I have the Power".
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadagon that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell Ni from various places.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points. Commandments of a Teenager


1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Can't fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

jokes from jeff foxwrothy

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your 'huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income

You might be a REDNECK if...
...an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your home has more miles on it than your car.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...one hole in the Ozone Layer has been traced to your car.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...the Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you have more guns than things worth stealing in your house.

You know you live in the year 2010 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

4) You send a text to your friend when they're right next to you.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

5) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) You look at a CD and think of it as an antique.

9) The only friends you have only know you by your screen name.

10) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

11) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

12) You were too busy to notice number 8.

13) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 8.

14) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15) You never noticed 4 was before 3.

16) You scrolled back up again to check to see.

17) You're now laughing even more at your own stupidity.

18) You didn't notice that there are 6 was listed twice.

19) You fell for that trick.

1) your home computer is smaller the the one at you office

20) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?

2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.

3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?

4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses!

5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor.

6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?

7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.

8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do Thats Longer?

9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass?

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

#1 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
#2 - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
#3 - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
#4 - Ya' know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
#5 - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature
#6 - now where did this thing go again
#7 - does that got this way or this way
#8 - oops wrong one.
#9 -oooo shit not good
#10 -shifts over his problem
#11 -is it good if the line is straight
#12 - hey i found i nickel
#13 i don't know what that is maybe it's best i take it out

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe not all stories should have a happy ending.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you’ll find this to be true If you don’t repost this saying They hurt her then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you’ll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill YOU.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY,but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course
she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,Courtney asked
Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre.
Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?"

He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.Jack and her were messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in her closet
dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much.
Next to ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know about Courtney.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet most of you people that read this won't repost...so you gonna prove me wrong? Go ahead then!

REPOST THIS!!!

The source of the purge has been found. A group of regular FF users, Critics United, will post any story they don't like on their forum. Then they have

all

their members mass report it until the story is deleted. In their forum they say they hope to cause another purge soon.

They are not critics; they are bullies. They do not offer constructive criticism; they flame and poke fun. They like to call stories sh¡tfics, and call authors whose story they got deleted 'immature' and 'likely to b¡tch at them.' They often use heavy sarcasm and condescension in their supposed 'constructive criticism.' The head of Critics United has MA sex scenes in her stories. Copy and Paste Spread the word.

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Iris the Dino Hunter by Yamagata reviews
Iris the Opelucid gym leader is left to carry on her gym on Unova. Soon, she is going to be having a more reptilian time at home.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Iris
Chained by SignupMaster reviews
Soul is kidnapped by a mysterious stranger and forced to do their bidding after they brutally killed his master. LEMON Lucario/Weavile and many, many more. Not the best summary i know but enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lucario, Weavile/Manyula
Spyro's Pleasure by DragonTrooper reviews
Spyro has been asked by Cynder to be her mate.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Charmander's mating season adventure by Fox King jm reviews
One day, a Charmander named Ryu was sleeping in his cave, till an earthquake destroys his home. now Ryu must found a new home. As he travels in a forest to rest another Pokémon shows up, that was in heat. A Pokémon lemon/mating/breeding and more. I do not own Pokemon, so please enjoy: Charmander's mating season adventure.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/14 - Charizard/Lizardon, Charmander/Hitokage, Charmeleon/Lizardo
Lonely Gnorc by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Spyro and his friends can finally relax after defeating Red and destroying the Dark Gems, but when they all see a Gnorc in the bushes crying, some wonder if they should destroy it, while Spyro has a better idea and takes the little guy in. Fluff/ONE-SHOT. Slight Hunter X Bianca.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3 - Spyro, OC - Complete
Enemies Turned Lovers by Dark Arcanine 33 reviews
After a battle with Houndoom, Absol gets dirty and has to take a bath, but what happens when Houndoom decides he's not finished yet? Lemon warning M/F Houndoom x Absol One-Shot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Absol, Houndoom/Hellgar - Complete
Bartok's hug by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Bartok is finally free of Rasputin, and when he sees a young purple bat in danger. He goes to save the poor bat from being harmed and soon finds out that this little bat wants a friend and somebody to always love, no matter what. Fluff/One-Shot!
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10 - Bartok, OC - Complete
Day To Day by TheModerator reviews
Latias is reunited with Latios, and plan on spending as much time with each other as possible as mates. Good and fun times aplenty, as Lorenzo's new career as a TV broadcaster gets off to a flying start. As for Katie, Amy, Absol (Pups?), Bianca and the new guy? Well, who knows? "Heartwarming, tragic, funny, genius, overall a great read" "So moving I suffered from motion sickness!"
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,989 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Latias, Latios
The Guardian's Return by stormgreywolf reviews
Ash and Latias have returned. The two lovers reached their one year anniversary and are promised a great gift. Though, Latias may have a small surprise for Ash. Rated M. Sorry for all the rating changes, but I want to treat my readers to something "outside the box."
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] - Complete
Dragon Dare Deathmatch by Artful Chicken reviews
Of all the ancient dragon traditions, there has been nothing more honourable, more prestigious, more challenging, more disastrous, more idiotic or more foolhardy than a Dragon Dare Deathmatch. So when Berk's dragons go head-to-head in said honourable sport, who will come out victorious, and what will happen? (Surely nothing good, thats for sure. )
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,284 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Toothless, Stormfly, Hiccup, Astrid
Skylanders Christmas by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Skylands and the Skylanders are getting ready to celebrate the hoildays together. Samuel and Pop Fizz Jr. are so excited and have made special gifts for each other to show how much they love each other. One-Shot and fluff.
Skylanders - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Spyro, Pop Fizz, OC - Complete
Mello's pet dragon by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
It's Mello's birthday and Pop Fizz wants to give Mello the perfect gift and gives Mello a loving new friend and make his bond with his lovable little brother much stronger. One-Shot. Fluff.
Skylanders - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Pop Fizz, Spyro, OC - Complete
A Nightmare Fare by The1upguy reviews
A story I wrote recently about my job, driving a taxi. I think it makes a great Twilight Zone skit, but let me know what you think. Rated T for moderate language.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Complete
How to Raise a Dragon by StoryGirl1997 reviews
Hiccup and Astrid go to Dragon Island and find a giant egg that hatches into a baby Red Death. The baby dragon then imprints on Hiccup and follows him back to Berk. With the help of his friends, can Hiccup keep the new Red Death a secret long enough to study it, and hopefully train it? Contains Hicstrid, cause I'm a fan.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,840 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] OC - Complete
Pikachu's Secret by Fire Streamer reviews
New PikachuXSnivy fanfic. Sorry no explanation for this fanfic cause that's for you to find out. LEMON WARNING! Note: This is my first lemon, so read and comment.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Pikachu, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
How Love Comes To Be by SilverBackCookieMonster reviews
The story of a young wannabe Pokémon trainer who leaves home to start a new life in the Hoenn region. Life seems dull, until he shocks himself by falling in love with a wild Zangoose.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zangoose
Atop the Bell Tower by Aqua Latias reviews
Lugia is bored in the Whirl Islands alone, so he decides to visit Ho-oh. Why is Ho-oh acting even worse tempered than usual? (Ho-ohXLugia LEMON)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Lugia, Ho-Oh/Houou - Complete
A New Friendship by LucyTheCat reviews
This is a story of Samuel, the Son of Spyro and Cynder, meets Pop Fizz Jr, Son of Pop Fizz! One-Shot:D For my sweet Author buddy, SpyroKing51;)
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - OC - Complete
Forbidden Passion by JosephPhillips reviews
Oneshot, Female SpyroXMalefor, Takes place at the end of Dawn of the Dragon, I only wrote this story as there is nothing else for this ship anywhere (if you find something please let me This story isn't very good (only spent 20 minutes on it), but would like some Feedback, there are no periods in this description as every time i place a period the word before it disappears (weird)
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Spyro, Malefor/The Dark Master - Complete
Finding a mate by ObsessWitWeirdPairings reviews
It's Toothless's first mating season and he can't seem to find the right mate. It eventually leads him to the other side of the island searching. Turns out Toothless isn't the only Night Fury on Berk. One-Shot. Warning: Contains a lemon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Toothless, OC - Complete
Flame's Secret (Demo) by SpyroDragon reviews
Ever since Spyro saved Flame from Gnasty Gnorc, their friendship grew stronger and stronger until Flame realized that he felt something more for Spyro than just friendship. Does Spyro feel the same way? CONTAINS YAOI - Rated M (Mature)
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Spyro, Flame
Wolf Loves Dino by Sins and Virtues reviews
Ever since the starry night Garurumon secretly loved Greymon. He does not know what to do. Should he tell him? Should he NOT tell him? Only time will tell...
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Garurumon, Greymon
Green Leaves and Purple Scales by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Spyro is finally going to relax but when he sees Camo sad. The purple dragon goes to comfort him which soon transforms into an unbreakable bond of friendship. This fic is dedicated to my good friend Spyro the Dark Master.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Spyro, Camo - Complete
Dragonic III by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Spyro is still depressed about losing Sparx so Dharak got something planned for Spyro to make his brother happy again. Note-Fluff/Crying
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Spyro, Sparx - Complete
Spyro and Cynder- Date Night UNCUT by Wildman Wyatt reviews
Well, this is the story me and my partner have been working on for quite some times now. I hope you guys enjoy it... Might need a towel XD This has a little bit of humor, lots of passion and romance... or major cases XD Also has a tiny bit of comfort in this too... Again, I hope you guys enjoy this... It also has a special guess :3 ... By the way, they are adults in this story.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Dragonic II by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Spyro plans to bury Sparx and Cynder and guardians don't seem to care so Dharak is the purple hero's only comfort. Note fluff. ONE-SHOT!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Spyro - Complete
Dragonic by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Spyro is depressed about losing Sparx so Dharak goes to comfort him. Warning-Character death,fluff. ONE-SHOT.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Spyro - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Rise of the Night Walkers (Part 1) by Brandon the Albino Bat reviews
Malefor is back and has created the Night Walkers creatures forged of evil itself and It's up to everyone's favorite purple dragon to fight these creatures and defeat Malefor again and along his way he meets Dharak another purple dragon and he holds a dark secret that could change Spyro forever. Note Dharak is my OC. REWRITTEN!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Spyro, Sparx, Cynder, Malefor/The Dark Master
Playing With Your Food by Gigolo Von Spicypants reviews
A collection of predator/prey themed pokémonxpokémon lemons. Rated M for sex.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sneasel/Nyula, Pidgeotto/Pigeon
The Collection by The Shadow Master of Weapons reviews
A collection of requests/one-shots. summary will change to fit each new chapter.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010
Yummy Chocolates by Tafyapyap reviews
I know it's a bit early before Valentines Day, but who cares, am I right? Anyways, it's Valentines Day and Latios plans to spend it with his crush, Mew-chan. However, he has to deal with his obviously jealous sister first, and in the best way possible! A Valentines Day fic. M for incest.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Latios, Latias - Complete
Light My Way by Gigolo Von Spicypants reviews
When looking for a rare pokémon, one girl finds out that the one she really needs is right beside her. Oneshot. Rated M for pokémonxhuman sex.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Ampharos/Denryu
Playtime with Mew by Stormweaver92 reviews
Ash awakes to find himself in a familiar setting and runs into an old friend. One shot. Lemon. Ash/Mew.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew - Complete
High School Daze by Waterinthedark reviews
School. It's even in the world of Pokemon. However, things tend to get...lemony, especially with a Quilava who learns something about himself. Will contain yaoi, straight, and possible yuri. And everything isn't as it seems...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,707 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Quilava/Magmarashi - Complete
Making Nice by Dark Arcanine 33 reviews
Andrew was a normal trainer with a goal of being the best trainer he could be. The only problem is that two of his Pokemon aren't getting along. When he leaves them in the forest to try to be nice to each other, it leads to unexpected results. M/F Charizard/Garchomp One-Shot. Lemon warning.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Charizard/Lizardon, Garchomp/Gaburias - Complete
Movie night fun with Veemon and Renamon by Robin.exe reviews
Takes place after the events in Digimon world Dawn and Dusk. One shot Rated M to be safe! Summary inside.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - V-mon/Veemon, Renamon - Complete
A Cure for Homesickness by BlitzSarecus reviews
Ven cures his Pokémon from homesickness...and gets rewarded in more than one way! A M/F/F Twist story!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Latias, Latios - Complete
tails tales by sonadowlover1996 reviews
after a call from knuckles tails decides to spend the day with him but when it starts to poor down and tails is fourced to stay at knuckles will something spark between the to WARNING:KNUCKLES X FEMALE TAILS WITH A LITTE SOADOW SHADILVER SONILVER LEMON
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Knuckles, Tails
The Lemons That Keep Making Lemonade by The Lone Gamer151 reviews
Please send me ideas, pokemonXpokemon and pokemonXhuman only. Peace.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/4/2009
The Fallen Guardian by MelodyCrystel reviews
Some trainer with special abilities (called Tamer) work together with their Pokemon to help people in trouble. Melody Northdale, a young Tamer, wants to capture a Lugia since a while. It's her greatest wish to share friendship as well as power with the majestic being. But when she and her Pokemon face a dragonbird, they don't know, that this being is much more than ever expected.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Lugia - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Daybreak by Sight Pirate reviews
The Dawn of the Dragon is over, now the day has broken. What will the sunlight reveal in this new world, and what will become of Spyro and Cynder?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,794 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Spyro, Cynder
Spyro's Sidequest by YamiMarik1994 reviews
Spyro's land seems to no longer be threatened by evil, but Spyro has a new and scarier threat: Ember. In order to shake her obsessive pursuits, he must confess his true sexuality to her. Eventually the dragon he's had an eye on, Flame, finds out as well. It turns out Spyro isn't alone, either. Contains heavy Flame/Spyro yaoi. One-shot
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Spyro, Flame - Complete
Being Sick Has Never Been So Great by Tafyapyap reviews
Marcus has to stay home at school due to having a cold. He's bored out of his mind, but Gar-chan, his female Garchomp, might be able to change that. M for straight Pokephilia.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Garchomp/Gaburias - Complete
Rayquaza's Sex Life by Tobias Granden reviews
I noticed there weren't any decent Rayquaza lemons on the site, so I decided to write one and upload it. Enjoy, read and review!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Rayquaza - Complete
One Naughty Sableye by Nidoran Duran reviews
May's in a bad mood and stuck wandering through a dark cave. Will a playful wild Sableye be able to brighten her mood?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2012 - May/Haruka, Sableye/Yamirami - Complete
Brotherly love: RikuXTerra by BuizelXGlaceon 4 ever reviews
brothers, a 17 year old charmeleon and a 15 year old charmander are living by themselves after running away from their abusive father. and when the charmander starts acting weird, his older brother soon finds out why. how will he respond to this? CharmeleonXCharmander Yoai, WARING contains BrotherXBrother yoai! if you find this stuff offensive, then DO NOT READ THIS STORY! Jazz
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Charmeleon/Lizardo, Charmander/Hitokage - Complete
Four's a Group by eddieboy4427 reviews
A dewott has had a crush on his teammates for a long time and they decide to show they like him back. Sexual content warning. Not for children. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dewott/Futachimaru
A wild encounter by WitChan reviews
An AU/adult version of Iris encounters a shiny, rampaging Hydreigon on a route. Then, things get interesting between Iris and the Hydreigon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iris, Hydreigon - Complete
Newfound Feelings by Silvia the Quilava reviews
After a surprise visit from Servine, Dewott starts to wonder if he is falling in love with his old friend. DewottxServine, please read the author's note before reading! Rated M for later lemons.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Dewott/Futachimaru, Servine/Janoby
Dragon Ride by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When Spike's heart gets broken by Rarity, Twilight takes it upon herself to make him feel better. *wink wink*
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
In Chipmunk Years by ktCatsbone reviews
The Chipettes decide eighteen is old enough. Each couples magical night and the aftermath. Alvin/Brittany Simon/Jeanette Theodore/Eleanor Rated for Romance and language in later chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010
Aryll and the sleeping Link by slashblack89 reviews
Lately Aryll has been doing naughty things to her big brother link while he sleeps but how long will it last before she is caught? Warning: graphic content
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Link, Aryll - Complete
You Belong With Me by DragonKnight - Beta 26 reviews
Spyro has finally made his feelings for Cynder clear, and Ember is devastated. But she unknowingly finds solace and comfort from the dragon who has always been there for her. FxE oneshot.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Flame, Ember - Complete
Thunderbolts to Lovestruck by MargeryDoe reviews
What was Ash going to do? How could he deal with a now sexy best friend who had once been able to sit on his shoulder? While having to deal with public baths, a lot of PDA, sticky situations and an all around clueless Pikachu boy, love strikes?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
My Birthday Toy by Artistic Treecko reviews
A Pikachu celebrates his older brother's birthday with the special gifts he brought from his home. Knowing they could still be put to use, a side-gift was set in order and some fun was made as an additional gift.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Pikachu, Flareon/Booster - Complete
Sneasel and Umbreon by VoiceOfPikachu reviews
A quick little one-shot I came up with when I put my Umbreon and Sneasel in the Daycare on my Pearl version. Rated M for a reason.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sneasel/Nyula, Umbreon/Blacky - Complete
Three is a bunch by LucarioWritefag reviews
Snivy, Emolga and Minccino find a good way to pass the time while their trainers are out. Rated M for a reason... Three reasons, actually.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Snivy/Tsutarja, Minccino/Chillarmy - Complete
mating season by twilightvamp321 reviews
mating season for pokemon and who on they mate will humans R-m for lemons and this is a pokemonxhuman story so read and review for later chapters
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010
Love Revived by jukesman54 reviews
When a young researcher is called to work with a Pokemon he thought was extinct, he doesn't hesitate to sign up. However, as they work together, the two become more than just scientist and subject. Mature Content: mhumanxfaerodactyl
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Aerodactyl/Ptera - Complete
times together by Silver the Wolfdragon reviews
at first they thought it was only a moment they shared could it have been more? continuation from a strange bond
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Flame, Spyro
Living Up To A Legend by Oxyphyr reviews
Spyro and Cynder have a son, and as anyone who has had a famous or powerful parent knows, living up to their expectations can be pretty difficult.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Cynder
Snowed in by Arch Villain reviews
When Leo and Aeris get snowed into their apartment, they are forced to live on what they have. Christmas arrives and... well, anything could happen. Updates coming sooner.
VG Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011
A Dragon's Harem by TheDarkerMistress reviews
FiM ! What happens when a jealous Twilight tries to reason with her lovestruck baby dragon? And what if the help of her friends makes everything worse? Drama persues! Not for the under aged. ;P Warning! Interspecies relationships. R & R ! UNDER CLEAN-UP.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Spike
Requiem for the Living by Saf Dawnheart reviews
After Latios' death, he finds himself trapped for eternity with none other than Giratina. He's sure this can't end well, but... maybe things can change. Meanwhile, Palkia gets an unexpected confession from Dialga... — Giratina/Latios, Palkia/Dialga.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,273 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Latios, Giratina - Complete
Whatever by Flim-Flam Brothers reviews
Getting fire wood isnt always a short and simple task.Told in Absols POV. Mightyena X Absol Lemon insidee.you have been warned
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Absol, Mightyena/Guraena - Complete
Spirited Desires by Cornys reviews
Spyro and Cynder have made it through everything that Malefor had to throw at them, and now they finally have the time to spend fully focused on one another. Their emotions come to the surface in this Cornys's final fan fiction. One-shot Lemon. Enjoy!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Rooftop Encounter by Akuma the Dark One reviews
Spyro just found out he's gay and wants to screw Ignitus and he's willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants. However, something he never expected happens allowing Spyro to have what he always wanted without using force.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ignitus, Spyro
the dragon desire by lizzytheviking reviews
shadowsea is a male night fury who doesn't have any mate, then when it's time for mating season, who will be his mate, and who will be his victim warning: OCXOC don't like don't read, completely no cannon character in this
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Brotherly Love by BJ30 reviews
Theodore finds a bottle of wine in the kitchen and entices his brothers to drink a cup of it. Then, nature takes over and Alvin finds himself in the bed with his brother...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Getting Wet by BJ30 reviews
When the chipmunks wake up to find Dave gone, they ponder about what to do. Soon though, Simon finds something to do, and with someone he's not expecting...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Simon S.
Fire and Water by Waterinthedark reviews
A Buizel and a Quilava visit the Orre region in search of Agate Village, but instead find something else...in each other. QuilavaxBuizel, yaoi, lemon, Don't like, Don't read.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Quilava/Magmarashi, Buizel/Buoysel - Complete
Babypups by Two-Tone Dearly reviews
When the pups are walked one day Lucky and Two-Tone end up separated from their family and worse when night falls and the pups end up chased by the dog catcher, and end up in a situation that could be interesting but also embarrassing. update chap2 up!
101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Lucky
Neverending Pokemon Romances by YamiMarik1994 reviews
A soon to be large collection of lemon stories. Send suggestions of any pairing you would like to see. I'll do PokémonxPokemon and PokémonxHuman only. Can do yaoi and yuri. PWP, lemons. See inside for details. STORY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 143,920 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010
Thank You by iEspeon reviews
After saving a Lugia from a beating, one human finds himself with a new friend. Warning: Contains HumanXPokémon lemon. And a single cuss word.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Lugia
Late Night and a Lugia by MrNoface1 reviews
A young trainer from New Bark Town has a chance encounter with a legendary Pokémon, but not exactly what he had in mind! Human x Pokémon You have been warned!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lugia - Complete
Bonding Time by TheHumanLugia reviews
My 1st Lemon, and my first fic. Please don't think of me as a pervert! Spyro gets to spend some quality time with Volteer while everybody is gone.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Spyro, Volteer - Complete
Guardian of the Desert by Jd896 reviews
The Desert Stone gets stolen by evil forces wanting to use its power for evil. It's up to one Flygon to stop it.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Flygon
Obsessed by Jollyroy reviews
A boy finds a Zangoose who really, REALLY likes him. Rated M for slight language and Adult content. Human X Zangoose
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,365 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Zangoose - Complete
Tough Training by A Wild Lucario reviews
A Dewott named Dai has been training hard for his trainer. He tries to relax and his best friend, a Umbreon named Miyuki, comes to help. Rated M for sex scenes aka "lemon" straight fiction m/f
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Umbreon/Blacky - Complete
Taking a liking to you by FrizzyKitty reviews
What happens when you go to sleep in the forest and awake naked to a horny pokemon? You figure it out.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Ivysaur/Fushigisou - Complete
Greener Fields, Bluer Skies by hoyteca reviews
Tired and forgotten, Fox crash lands onto a new planet. Warning: contains yiffing. More complete summary and character bios in chapter 25
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,447 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Fox M., Krystal
Shunned Hero by shadowgamer94 reviews
When Link is shunned by the world because of his involvment with Midna, he continues to fight to save Hyrule, only now no one wants him to. Midna comes to have feelings for him because of his sacrifice, and Midna is the only one Link can look to be there.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Link, Midna
The Trainer Accounts by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When Trainers take their times off, some do what we least expect. Here are accounts about what they do when people aren't watching...even if we are. POKEMONXHUMAN LEMON WARNINGS! 18 AND UP! Read and enjoy! :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,452 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Debt Repaid by Talon Dragonborn reviews
Zoroark hates leaving debts unpaid and has no idea how to repay Ash for taking such good care of her little Zorua. However, that night after stopping Kodai, she gets a wicked idea when Ash's hand wanders a bit... POKE/HUMAN LEMON WARNING! Read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Zoroark - Complete
Alpha and Omega: The spark of love by Seattle Fox reviews
Takes place after the last scene of the movie. Big time romance and love between Humphrey and Kate with lemons in later Chapters. Adding more detail in the lemon scenes.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Humphrey, Kate
Meema's Heat by YamiMarik1994 reviews
After the incident in Crown City, Zorua is willing to do anything to show his mother how happy he makes her. When she goes into heat and there's not a male around, he realizes how he can make it all up to her. Incest One-shot. A project with WolfietheLion.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Zorua, Zoroark - Complete
Friends with benefits by Rydag reviews
bolt only wanted to play, but mittens is acting weird, will he find out whats happening, or will he be scarred for life? fist fic so be nice and review! ideas needed!
Bolt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bolt, Mittens
Sweet, Sweet Victory by RedFox09 reviews
Gem and Chillie visit the Hoenn Battle Frontier before resuming their Sinnoh League challenge. Their trainer leaves them alone in the hotel room. Much joyness are had. lemon m/f hetero oneshot ocxoc sableyexfroslass
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sableye/Yamirami, Froslass/Yukimenoko - Complete
Jasper Park: Mating Season by YamiMarik1994 reviews
Requested by The1Omega, this is a small collection of lemons featuring the pairings KateXLilly, KateXWinstonXLilly, GarthXHumphrey etc. Don't like, don't read!
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kate, Lilly - Complete
The Shiny Absol by Fiddler-on-your-roof-gal reviews
After failing to catch a rare shiny Absol, April relieves some tension which attracts him right to her. Lemon, PKMNxHUMAN
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Absol
Betrayal by Akuma the Dark One reviews
Cynder is marked for death after killing Cyril. Will Spyro do what's right and protect a friend or side with the other dragons as he should.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Spyro
New Alpha, Old Tricks by ARogueFox reviews
Humphrey may be an Alpha now, but he still has a lot to learn about how to run a pack, and one wolf is there to teach him. Winston/Humphrey Yaoi
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Humphrey, Winston - Complete
Guilmon's Heat by PaperFox19 reviews
Takato never knew raising a digimon would be so tough, his digimon goes into heat and he needs to take care of him. WARNING YAOI DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT NOT LIKE YAOI Guilmon X Takato Warning Yaoi Lemons Language
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Guilmon, Takato M. - Complete
Thin Ice by HighestStar reviews
Toothless/Hiccup. After Hiccup takes a tumble into some icy water, Toothless is there to save him... and warm him up... ahem. Enjoy! Updates soon!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Daycare by Two-Tone Dearly reviews
When the pups are chased after by the Badduns, Lucky and Two-Tone hide in a daycare and end up with more than they bargained for. *Updated*
101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Lucky
Push it to the Limit by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When Rodney Wilson, the owner to a local workout gym, manages to win a practice fight against their unofficial mascot, a Hitmonchan, he ends up finding out a lot more about his feelings and about Pokemon in general. HUMANXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hitmonchan/Ebiwalar - Complete
Thunderstruck by ChaoticPikachu reviews
A pikachu meets a new pokemon he has never seen before. What does this stranger want. A little bit of yaoi going on, so haters and close minded people, stay out. Really my first try at this kind of story. Rated M for future chapters
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Pikachu, Lucario
Wildfire by CptKirk reviews
Burning spirits and sweaters make for a happy holiday. Lemon Mtrainer/Fpokemon
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
Love, Lust, and Happiness by theodorefan100 reviews
Two Weeks have gone by since Jeanette and Simon had their fun in the bushes, and Jeanette can't stop thinking about it. What will happen when Simon catches Jeanette being naughty?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Punchies by cirquets reviews
Written for the loosely-defined prompt: "Mordecai and Rigby play punchies to decide who tops and who bottoms." This is ... kind of that story?
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
An Anniversary For Truth Or Dare by Stealthy Dude reviews
After the Chipmunks rescue the Chippettes from Ian Haawk, Alvin suggests truth or dare and the citrisy effects that follow.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Silver's Fun with ESP by TailsHentai reviews
Tails wakes up after getting kidnapped by Silver. With a subdued fox at his disposal, Silver decides to have some fun with ESP. Contains hentai, yaoi specifically, and SilverXTails SilTails? Tailver? even more specifically. Only mature readers please.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Tails, Silver - Complete
Love and Lust A Pokemon Erotic Story by guizel reviews
A trainer after falling into a lake is saved by a Buizel and instantly they fall in love which leads to a highly sexual and passionate adventure with sex throughout and also the arrival of a new half human half pokemon now complete
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96,451 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Buizel/Buoysel - Complete
Hot Night in Hoenn by RedFox09 reviews
Sky and Drika have been mates for three months now, and have yet to actually mate. Until now, that is. M/F hetero OC PokemonxPokemon FlygonxFlygon LEMON.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Flygon - Complete
Is she the reason? by lich the purple dragon reviews
My first time writing in about 3 months. Spyro and cynder make love in the valley of avalar explicit scenes of rolance LEMON.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Cynder, Spyro
Lighthouse Lovers by Infinity-formlesstree4 reviews
Jasmine takes a morning stroll along the ocean before visiting the Lighthouse. She has a nice surprise there. Small update done to change a few things in the story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasmine/Mikan, Ampharos/Denryu - Complete
Unexpected Love by Richer1992 reviews
Set after a Hero's Tail. As Spyro gets older, his body starts to change. what will happen when those changes also involve a certin pink dragoness? No Ember bashing on my reviews please. rated T up to chapter 8.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Spyro, Ember - Complete
Who Cares If We're Boys? by KeruKeru reviews
Does it really matter if two boys fall in love? It's still love isn't it? Lame summary, I know. My first oneshot, no flames please. Rated M for lemon. Also, my first PokemonxPokemon pairing. Warning: Yaoi Don't like, don't read.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Lucario, Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
Lust by Oxyphyr reviews
Flame, a lonely red dragon who envies Spyro, falls in love with Cynder. Spyro is good friends with Flame, what will happen when he finds out? Oh, and that's not all. Something BAD just came back to life. And it wants revenge.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Flame, Cynder - Complete
Love That Transcends Time by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a human made Pikachu named Zack's time is up, he leaves a heartbroken Skitty named Rose behind. However, when he somehow returns months later she learns just how far love's reach can go...POKEMONXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP! Read and enjoy! :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Skitty/Eneko, Pikachu - Complete
Mating Season by Cornys reviews
Hot, Steamy, and Sexy. The hormones have just kicked in and emotions abound as the few surviving dragons race to find their life partner. In the process things get sensual in the bedroom and fights break out. Thanks for 12,000 hits! New Epilogue added
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,849 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
A Frosty Encounter by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a shy Froslass saves her love, Randy, from certain doom at the hands of a blizzard he decides to return the favor the only way he can...POKEMONXHUMAN LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP! Read and enjoy! :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Froslass/Yukimenoko - Complete
A Storm to Remember by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a Zangoose is forced to take shelter for the night with her mortal enemy, a Seviper, they realize that they have more in common than they thought...POKEMONXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP ONLY! My fastest yet...read and enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Zangoose, Seviper/Habunake - Complete
A Lifetime Commitment by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When Max, a young trainer, has a romp with Rhinn, his Zoroark, without realizing the consequences, he has a choice to make...will he let his image rule him or will he do what's right? HUMANXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP ONLY! Read and enjoy! :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Zoroark - Complete
Quilava Rehabilitation by Rocket Admin Morri reviews
Not so much rehabilitation as it is sex. Read Author's note to see what happened. LEMON WARNING NO MINORS
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Quilava/Magmarashi - Complete
Vulpsis by Rocket Admin Morri reviews
Second in Pokepersonality series. What a curious sister you have, always getting into far more trouble than she's worth. But hey, you lover her right? FirstpersonxPokemon, M/F, Lemon warning.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Vulpix/Rokon - Complete
Typhlosion's night by Rocket Admin Morri reviews
Who's to say what pokemon do while we sleep? Do they sleep with us, or hold secret love lifes? HumanxPoke, M/M, Lemon Warning.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
Old Pokemon, New Tricks by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When an Espeon's heat rolls around, she finds her sights set on her trainer...but their differences keep them apart. However, once she learns a special new attack, she decides to give him an experience he'll never forget...POKEMONXPOKEMON TF LEMON WARNING
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Espeon/Eifie, Flareon/Booster - Complete
A Flame Based Bond by Tigerfang101 reviews
Junior has a unique ability to speak with pokemon. When he finds a Charmander in the forest, a bond begins to take over. Will his pokemon, Vulpix get jealous? Will it end up being Junior and vulpix? Will this story make sense? Who knows.....
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Charmander/Hitokage, Vulpix/Rokon
Life Finds a Way by Talon Dragonborn reviews
A lovestruck trainer leaves the unknowing target of his affection, his Nidoqueen, in the daycare. When he retrieves her, she seems depressed. Once he finds out why, he decides to cheer her up... HUMANXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 and up only!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Nidoqueen - Complete
Mending Broken Hearts by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a Leafeon's heart is shattered by a recent relationship turned sour, her trainer tries his best to cheer her up. She then realizes that all she really needs is sitting right next to her... HUMANXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP ONLY!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Leafeon/Leafia - Complete
Candice and Sneasel by WitChan reviews
A luxurious story between Candice and Sneasel.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Candice/Suzuna, Sneasel/Nyula - Complete
To Catch an Abra by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a trainer fails to catch an Abra for the umpteenth time, the Abra feels sorry for the trainer and decides to make it up to him...discovering her true feelings, as well as his, in the process...HumanXPokemon Lemon Warning! 18 and up only!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Abra/Casey - Complete
Through the Spring Season by Bagget00 reviews
Mating season has come with the Spring. What is the dragon Toothless to do? I've never seen an AstridxToothless character combo before, so I thought I'd try it out. Rated mature. Discontinued
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Toothless, Astrid
When it's cold outside by Sindalstar reviews
"The ultimate way to keep warm on a cold night..." A short Fox/Wolf Fanfic. M/M, love, fluff slash. Some lemon too, so be warned of mansex. Enjoy
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Wolf O'D., Fox M. - Complete
TXC Overcoming Shyness by ThomasElias reviews
My latest and so far longest story. Tails finally overcomes his shyness when it comes to spending time with Cosmo. Contains Mature sexual content. !
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Only On Clear and Sunny Days by YamiMarik1994 reviews
On clear and sunny days Lorenzo and Bianca visit the Altomare market, leaving Latios and Latias by themselves. One-shot. Latias's POV. Lemon, LatiosxLatias Incest
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Latios, Latias - Complete
The Void Within by YamiMarik1994 reviews
A lonely Umbreon named Mathias suffers from the tragic death of his mate. All he has left is his daughter Sarah, but what happens when he starts to get forbidden feelings for her? Lemon, Incest, Underage. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Umbreon/Blacky, Eevee/Eievui - Complete
Don't Tell The Ladies by Zombiee Luff reviews
Flame needs help with something. Spyro's the only one that can help. SpyroxFlame oneshot. M for yaoi.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Spyro, Flame - Complete
Acting on Impulse part 3 by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Warning, there is a sex scene between Alvin and Simon. Please review. Cartoon version
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Physical Impossibilities by Sugar Magic reviews
Sometimes, one big change leads to another, and other times, trust is all you need.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Blackout by itstheshit reviews
1 vist to a new night club can really change things for Fox Mcloud R&R
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
the masks we wear by mr. wolferstein reviews
After Misty's investigation, they found out why Charizard really attacked ash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Charizard/Lizardon, Ash K./Satoshi
A Night to Remember by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
Jeanette and Brittany go on one heck of a roller coaster ride as they discover their inner desires... Better than it sounds... Rated M for certain reasons There's never really enough Jeanette X Brittany
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Brittany M., Jeanette M. - Complete
A Special Friend by JM.Fanatic reviews
Brittany is in need of some help and it seems the only person who can supply it is Simon.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Brittany M., Simon S. - Complete
A Day In Summer by The Plague Doctor reviews
A pokemon X master oneshot, with pikachu as female, with ash. Contains extreme hentai lemon
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
You've Got to Break an Eyepatch or Two by YamiMarik1994 reviews
Fox feels horrible after he accidentally injures Wolf during a brawl. But who needs the comforting? Wolf or Fox? One-shot. M/M WolfxFox YAOI.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Fox M., Wolf - Complete
How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
Hosted by Alvin Seville! Alvin shows you the many ways he gets under Brittany's skin. **CHAPTERS EDITED**
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Desire of a Fox by Stormbolt reviews
a heat driven renamon has one digimon on her mind-guilmon. WARNING: LEMON. ONLY FOR 18
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Renamon - Complete
Dragon and his rider by FalconMage reviews
A M rated story about Toothless and Hiccup. It's a slash story, it really is. So if you're up to it, by all means, go ahead. If not, go read it still. Warning: WILL contain sex.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,059 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Ash and Bayleef: A Fallen Leaf by Tigerfang101 reviews
Ash, Pikachu, and Bayleef are training when they meet an old friend. The two foes will fight over Ash's heart. What will happen? Pairings: Ash/Bayleef. Sight Latias/Ash and a possibility of Latias/bayleef. Please notice the new Title Change. Please R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,465 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Bayleef - Complete
Buizel And Pikachu by guizel reviews
A buizel after falling on hard times losing his lover umbreon becomes enraged resulting in his leaving of his home and finding an adventure meeting new potential lovers leafeon and Pikachu will he finally find his one true love
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Buizel/Buoysel, Pikachu - Complete
A Night And A Day In Bed With Buizel by guizel reviews
A trainer after spending the day with his Buizel By a Small lake find themselves at a nearby Inn where sleeping is the last thing on their minds high levels of sexual discription
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Buizel/Buoysel
A strange bond by Silver the Wolfdragon reviews
Spyro and Flame have some alone time WARNING contains Slash
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Spyro, Flame - Complete
I Think Your Beautiful by TJBambi93 reviews
Vulpix laments how she thought no one ever thought her to be cute or beautiful. Eevee is there for her, and shows Vulpix how much she means to her. Rated M for Yuri and Lemons. -EeveexVulpix- Oneshot !Read & Review!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Eevee/Eievui, Vulpix/Rokon - Complete
Dust n' Boots by ColonelShaw reviews
In the days of the wild west, there were bandits. But no bandit could ever compare to Simon the Snake, the meanest and toughest of them all. The sheriff, Alvin Kiff, and his trusted partner, Theodore Blanche, are out to stop his no good once and for all.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Alvin S., Theodore S.
Scuba Lessons by The Chaotic Queen of Madness reviews
A HunterxBianca one shot. Rated M for mature content.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bianca, Hunter - Complete
A Dragon's Love by kurounue13 reviews
A now Orphan Night Fury is found by Hiccup and Toothless. Yet this Night Fury is a Female. Can Toothless help her overcome the pain. What happens when there is yet another Evil Dragon to face? Toothless OC, Rated M for Future Content
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Toothless
Fun at the Club by Klaus Triton reviews
Jack the Pikachu and Fyre the Torchic finds a club in Amp Plains. What happens next, I'll leave that for you.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Pikachu, Torchic/Achamo - Complete
My friend umbreon by FFwritterL reviews
A story about two firends how a boy meets his new friend Umbreon who wants more than to be firends will there friendship keep them together or will their firendship grow into somehting more rated m for later chapters PokemonxHuman malexmale hope u enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Umbreon/Blacky
What Science Can't Solve by Akira Sieghart reviews
It's a bad day…' I told myself, but I shook my head and corrected myself. 'No, not a bad day… it's a horrible day…'
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Simon S. - Complete
Black and Blue by Esperata reviews
Alvin's mistake has cost Simon and Jeanette dearly. The road to recovery will be difficult. Different to my other stories so let me know what you think.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Jeanette M. - Complete
You Learn Something New Everyday by Eonaura reviews
After a quiet, relaxing afternoon Lou takes his girlfriend out for a stroll. But when an Vaporeon comes along and gets a little too friendly, things start to become a little more interesting...M/M Luxray Vaporeon. Warnings: Hyper Cock, Sex, Gay, Oral.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Luxray/Rentorar, Vaporeon/Showers - Complete
What a family! rated M for content,and to be safe by Fierce of Chronicles reviews
Simon and Jeanette have finally done it, but then Simon thinks something is missing.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Peace by ColonelShaw reviews
Peace. The feeling of calmness and ecstasy, the feeling that everything in the world is balanced. How can I feel at peace? Where does this sudden peace come from? Simon Seville is at peace. But he does not understand why. One-shot By ColonelShaw
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Simon S. - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunk's Final Destination by ColonelShaw reviews
When Jeanette has a vision of a dangerous train crash, she stops the group from riding, saving their lives. But when death did not take them when they were supposed to go, it will find other ways...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jeanette M. - Complete
How Time Flys by Juria reviews
Lilo reflects on her past, her laughter and lust with a certain blue guardian. RATED M For language and sexual stuff! Enjoy! :D
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2010 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P. - Complete
Mama Lucario by Jollyroy reviews
A female Lucario who wants to have a child finds a little boy who needs a mother. Rated M for Adult situations. Pokemon X Human.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lucario - Complete
Spyro and Cynder's Valentines Day by A13jandr0169 reviews
A oneshot of SpyroxCynder on Valentines Day.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Watching You by Som1-Random reviews
Ash and Pikachu train until Ash catch a glimpse of something... Yaoi HumanXPoke don't like, don't read
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Lost In Deep Thought by Owl Always Love Owls reviews
WONT BE FINISHED FOR A WHILE IM GOING TO NORFOLK ISLAND ! REVIEWS PLEASE! -- suck at summaries -- slash AlvinXSimon dont like it dont read it -- SEXUAL ACTIVITY
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alvin S., Simon S.
Secret Lovers by iheartSimonSeville reviews
jeanette seeks out her secret lover in the night.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jeanette M., Alvin S. - Complete
SonicxBlaze Lemon no real title, sorry by Sonic of Azeroth reviews
Well, I got bored and decided to write this. I know I suck at summaries. Anyway, I noticed the lack of SonicxBlaze leemons here, soI wrote one! Please R&R, but no flames. SonicxBlaze, contains sex and crappy dialogue.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sonic, Blaze - Complete
Spyro's Love by Cornys reviews
What the makers of the game didn't want to show us about the ending of The Dawn of the Dragon. Romance. Heavily M Rated. Nothing but romance really. If you like romance this is just for you! 100% Lemon. Thanks for the 4,000 hits!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
I wanna know what love is Simon Alvin Slash by SuicideIsSalvation reviews
For my lovely lover, Si. Its pretty much just...lemons an limes and a whole lot of other yummy fruits. Just read it, I such at explinations...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Simon S., Alvin S. - Complete
Soccer Field Games by SameAsTheNext reviews
Alvin needs a little comfort after a huge blow to the ego. Co-written by AndAllThatGoodStuff YAY!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alvin S., Eleanor M. - Complete
Fires of Love by A13jandr0169 reviews
Spyro and Cynder take a trip to Jolt's cabin in Dante's Freezer. They get ideas on how to stay warm. Oneshot of SpyroxCynder.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Ho Ho Ho by Esperata reviews
Dave finally gets fed up of Alvin's selfish attitude. Can Simon, Alvin and Theodore put things right before Dave cancels Christmas for good?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
For His Eyes Only by pikachu master reviews
After Alvin decides not to study with Brittany, she finds another study partner... Simon. o.O Rated 'M' for descriptive adult situations.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Skateboarding by Roxie the Rebel reviews
THERE IS NO YAOI OF THIS PAIRING! -warning: This is yaoi, gay love, male on male, slash- SpyroXHunter It's a quick oneshot about Hunter and his shorts...lol. LEMONY GOODNESS INSIDE!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Spyro, Hunter - Complete
I Love My Sister by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Jeanette loves Brittany. She does. But recently, the love has moved past just being sisterly. Better than it sounds, I promise! PLEASE REVIEW! OneShot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Brittany M., Jeanette M. - Complete
Night in the Boxcar by Hihey9989 reviews
Newly discovered feelings between a cat and a dog crescendo in the extreme western plains. Rated M for extreme Bolt x Mittens. Enter at own risk.
Bolt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
The best of friends by Shadow Pheonix47 reviews
see what happens when a lonely and hated orphan-purple dragon gets his first chance at friendship
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Her Intimate Stranger by SawyerSeville19 reviews
It's a AlvinXBrittany one-shot. It's graphic and those who are too young to read it don't. Please enjoy it, those who can. Please review for me. Tell me what you think.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Just a Game by Straiya reviews
One night a comet is predicted to fly over the valley and Crash and Eddie join with everyone else to see it but when they decide to play at the pond circumstances become more complicated than they could have ever imagined. Was it just a game? CrashxEddie
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Crash, Eddie - Complete
Lightning and Water by dairu123 reviews
a Buizel and a Jolteon are stranded on an island. rated M for adult situations
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Buizel/Buoysel - Complete
Ash and Bayleef by SeanB1014 reviews
Ash and Bayleef are happy to finally see each other again. But over time, they take their relationship to the next level... AshXBayleef, pokemonXhuman LEMON WARNING
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Bayleef - Complete
Gone But Never Forgotten by JM.Fanatic reviews
Simon is visiting someone very close to his heart...someone who's gone...someone he'll never forget...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Simon S. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: One touch changes all by yng123 reviews
Twilight Princess Midna couldn't stand sleeping alone at night. So she went to Link for his comfort. ONESHOT LEMON! Human Link X Imp Midna MXF, Smut, Oral, etc.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Midna, Link - Complete
Making A Chu Happy by Dark Tail Rabbit reviews
Pikachu is sad that he's making Ash worry, but with a little help from Mew he's forget all about it. 2nd Fic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Pikachu, Mew - Complete
Impossible by Dark Tail Rabbit reviews
When Zack a pikachu joines forces with Amy the charmander, they end up sleeping in the same room and Zack is have some ideas...what happens when they are known?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
Mystery Dungeon 2: Explorers of Pikachu by Goldenweavile reviews
A slightly more adult Mystery Dungeon world. One-shot lemon, Pikachu/Meowth, very miniscule Chatot/Wigglytuff. By miniscule I mean there was a passing comment. Sorry about the lame title :3.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Pikachu, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Aeris jumps Leo VGCATS by VGCatsAeris reviews
something you don't see everyday.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Oh,Yeah,It Definitely Is by JM.Fanatic reviews
Sequel to 'Yep,I Think So'.Theodore gets a further education on his answer.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
A Night to Remember by Aduro Tri reviews
A SpyroxEmber Oneshot...a Rare pairing for me to use, so enjoy this....
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Spyro, Ember - Complete
My Valentine Gift To You by Neo Rabbit Keeper Of NeoVerse reviews
When Cynder begins to strongly question her relationship, she learns just how far Spyro is willing to go to prove his love for her. CynderxSpyro. First one-shot. R/R. No flames.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Cynder, Spyro - Complete
A Can of Whip Cream by Aduro Tri reviews
Is a Can of whip cream really all it takes, with Malefor dead, and Mating season upon them, but there is a catch, the dragon temple has a cook, and he has a can of whip cream......SpyroxCynder Rated M for later chapters Complete
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
A Sweet Interlude by pikachu master reviews
Alvin and Brittany don't have much time to spend with each other while out on tour. Dave, Miss Miller, and their siblings are out shopping, and they plan to make the most of the situation. Follow-up to "The Perfect Gift".
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008
jeanette's gone by alvinsimon12 reviews
may cause kids to be sad
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The Dishwasher Incident by Gipdac reviews
Oneshot. The Chipmunks are based on their movie versions.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Lessons by JM.Fanatic reviews
Eleanor gets teased by her sisters, because she's younger and she doesn't know as much as they do. So she goes to Alvin for help and he teaches her the things she needs to know.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
a chipmunks gay story by simonsevillerocks reviews
this is behind the curtains for the chipmunks and chipettes will they stay true to eachother or keep their dirty little seacrets?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
What to do on a rainy day by Elise-Opotomas reviews
Dara finds wolf Link out on the streets... What shall happen! Bestiality. Own character with Link. Dara x Wolf Link. Lemon. One shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Link - Complete
Party Time by CutiePie123 reviews
The chipmunks and chipettes have a party while Dave is away. What will happen?XD
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008
The True Meaning of Family by Doll Girl reviews
When the chipmunks mother comes to visit them on their birthday she brings some heartbreaking news. How will they cope when one is forced to leave and live with a complete stranger? Rating for later chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Together by Neo Rabbit Keeper Of NeoVerse reviews
After a tragic lost, a purple hero dwells in despair and abandons his calling. Now, nearly a year later, he awaits death. Can a female dragoness save the purple wonder from a fate worse than death or will death come for him? R/R. No flames.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Spyro - Complete
Creamy Fox by Black Vipah reviews
Another lemon that takes place after Creamy Rose, involving Amy, Cream and Tails. Again, this is one of my earlier lemons, so forgive the cruddy grammar.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Cream/Cheese, Tails - Complete
Creamy Rose by Black Vipah reviews
A Lemon about Amy "teaching" Cream. This was one of my first lemons, so please forgive any poor grammar.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Amy, Cream/Cheese - Complete
What do you expect by wally's girlfriend reviews
Dave leaves the boys alone at home. . . Theodore is asleep. . . . what will Alvin and Simon do? YAOI! Yup FIRST YAOI OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS on fanfiction! BoyXboy
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Love by Doll Girl reviews
When one of the chipmunks lies critically injured and on the brink of death due to saving his brother his family begs him not to let go. Can he hold on or will they have to say good-bye. Rating due to a hurt child.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Yoshi and Pikachu's Quality Time by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
This may be my most sickest fanfic yet, but it was all worth it. Yoshi's relaxing on the rooftop of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, but Pikachu wants to spend some quality time with him...YoshiXPikachu yaoi.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Yoshi, Pikachu - Complete
True To You in My Fashion by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
Midna may not always show her true feelings, but Link will always be there for her. LinkxMidna, lemon, Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Enough to break a girl by lolsnope reviews
When Sonic drinks just a little too much, and Amy finally stops going after him, he cracks, and sees nothing but anger. He does something he thought he'd never do...Lemon Content Deeper Storyline later on, just keep reading. Mainly a Taiream.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Tails, Cream/Cheese
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, and Ash, Oh My! by Mr.GuyOfDarkness reviews
Pikachu, Bulbasaur and Ash get to know each other better! Warning! Pokemon Human Sex ahead! AN: The newest chapter is up! Ash and Snorlax find out they are meant for wach other!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
Hidden feelings by goliath184 reviews
what happens when gadget almost dies? will it cause the rangers to distance themselves from each other? chipgadget with a little foxglovedale. will be upping the rating for later chapters.lemon warning.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
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spyro and cynder from friend to family reviews
spyro and cynder have been mates for sometime now. now they think their ready to start a family yes i know summary suck and yes i know the first chapter is very short so don't go complaining about it in the comment section it's going to be a multi chapter
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3 - Spyro, Cynder
tails and vanilla reviews
one of my older stories i found on a flash drive while going through a box of old stuff int he attic tails is attracted to cream and goes to vanilla for advice little does he know he's going to get more than a few tips PLZ R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19 - Tails, Vanilla - Complete
the dark master returns reviews
i'm back everyone and here's another good story from yours truly *WARNING CONTAINS MAJOR PLOT SPOILERS FOR LOS DAWN OF THE DRAGON READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* I HAVE GIVEN BRANDON THE ABLINO BAT EXCULSIVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON HIS PROFILE AS WELL RATED M TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE ENJOY READ AND REVIEW THIS STORY WILL BE UPDATED BI MONTHLY
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Spyro, Cynder, Malefor/The Dark Master
spyro and blink reviews
Summary: It has been two months since Red's defeat and in that, time a certain purple dragon has fallen in love with a certain mole that is afraid to be above ground. Will he win his love over or will he never know what love is like.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Spyro, Blink - Complete
New found love reviews
what happens we flame admit's to spyro he's gay while at the same to cynder feels the same way about ember( CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION AND ADDITIONS THIS VERSION STORY WILL REMAIN UP UNTIL NEW VERSION IS COMPLETE THANK YOU TO ALL MY REVIEWERS I HAVE TAKEN YOU REVEIWS/SUGGESTION INTO CONSIDERATION)
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Spyro, Ember, Flame, Cynder - Complete
treasure island 3
the final part of the triology best one yet wrote it about 1-2 years ago
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
treasure island two
this is the sequel to it around 4-5 years ago
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
treasure island
treasure island if i had written it anther one of my eariler stories about 6 or 7 years ago
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
my life as a dragon reviews
this is how i would be if i was a dragon
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
battle scared dragon reviews
one of my eariler stories i found so i decided to post it so it's not very good but not bad for someone who was 5 when it was written
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
peace for simon reviews
after Alvin accidentally kills his brother Simon in a car accident all Alvin has done is think of how can he live with himself knowing he killed his own brother. will he be able to find happiness after his brothers death? chapter 8 is up COMPLETE plz R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
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