Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, and Harry Potter.
PS: yes, i accept story request...but only, ONLY if i like the pairing. if your preferred pairing clashes with my preferred pairing then i'm afraid i can't write a story on them. and also, i can't do yaoi or yuri. not because i'm homophobic or anything, NO! i totally support them! i don't care if you're gay, lesbian, bi or straight like me, i support them. it's just that i've never experience falling in love(Or having a crush) on someone from the same sex so i don't know how to describe them...
so if you have any story request, just request it and i'll try my best! PM me if you do _
Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the gmiddle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded
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REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE
(Yes i am, in fact in love (NOT OBSESS!) with DraMione pairing! they're meant to be together! (Who doesn't love a *bad boy and good girl* pairing?) it was sad to see Hermione ending up with someone who's not Draco... :( )
Harry's the bravest
Ron's the most oblivious
Hermione's the smartest
Ginny's the toughest
Neville's the clumsiest
Luna's the weirdest
Dumbledore's the greatest
McGonagall's the strictest
Snape's the greasiest
Nick is the ghostiest
Crabbe's the largest
Goyle's the dumbest
Fred is the funniest
Cho is the sappiest
But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)
You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:
1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron. believe me. i don't want anything to do with those pairing)
2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss. (Yes. yes i did)
3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.
4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.
5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione. (Yes. yes i do)
6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him. (Oh yeah... Draco can deny it all he wants... but WE KNOW!!!)
7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.
8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash. (totally! i mean come on! what other pairings in HP has cool couple name like these 2? Hinny? Romione? yeah... i'll take DraMione any day!)
9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)
10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. (Cause we all KNOW they're meant to be together! it's the ultimate romance/adventure/comedy/friendship/comfort/hurt/suspense/and MORE ROMANCE combo! oh come on! you've gotta admit even though you prefer otherwise, they still make a cute couple!)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: will stand there and laugh and say 'Suck it up you big baby!'
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you playing the harmonica
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you in a very high pitch voice
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: will NEVER let you do that stupid thing... alone... OH yeah babe!
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Fox Heaven, Naruto Ninja44, 2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain, waterbendergirl101, KiraraGlitter, Authoress-in-training, xBloomStarx, speters97, evilbadgal16
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
i am proud to say i belong in slytherin (Second compatibility would be gryffindor) when i took the sorting hat quiz. the results are: Slytherin=90, Gryffindor=80, Ravenclaw=78, Hufflepuff=25! mom always said i was a conniving little witch... dad always told me i got more guts in me than everyone in the family combined... my aunt always said i had a manipulative intelligent brain... my best friend always did say i was a conniving, freakishly fearless, manipulative chick who has zero mercy in me. and i agree full-heartedly! hell yeah! _V
Name: (if not my own) Danielle Scarlett Malgrave (MAL-foy, GRA-nger, and 2 letters from my first name)
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.
Harry Potter Survey!!
Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? deathly hallows
Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? The Order of The Phoenix
Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Harry, Dumbledore, Snape, Luna, Draco, Blaise, Hermione, Ginny
What house do you prefer to be in? totally slytherin! or gryffindor! whatever works (Definitely not Hufflepuff, no offence, but not only do i don't prefer there, i'm also not suitable there.)
But what house would you think you'll be in? everyone tells me i'm the perfect slytherin (even my teachers and cousins!) coz they say i'm this manipulating girl with a sly and sneaky mind, as well as the will to get whatever i want no matter what the cause (as long as it doesn't ruin my high pride and dignity) some say i'm almost gryffindor coz my guts r out of this world. others mention my brain to be like a ravenclaw (Though i have no idea why since i never study) but i think i'm a slytherin at most.
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nick, hes awesome! totally!
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Uh... DADA or Potions or Charms? couldn't decide (but i'd totally pick the Dark Arts if there was a class on that, even though J.P. hates the dark arts, i quite like them)
Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? i'd go with Snape... or Lupin...
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? seeker
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? seeker
Who do you want to make friends with? Draco, Harry, Blaise, Ron, Weasly twins, Hermione, Luna and Ginny.
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Probably Draco or Harry or Hermione
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Cos I'm just that awesome! lolz. maybe because i can relate with them with almost anything?
Which character in the book can you relate to? i'm sort of a mixture of Harry, Draco and Hermione... or so everyone says...
What pet would you get? White owl(Present from dad in 4th year) and black cat!(So Crookshank can have a friend!)
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? what i'm meant to do but hadn't known. what i'm destined to do or be.
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? yes! as sly and mean as i am, i've a soft spot for animals! besides, the black dog could be Sirius!
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Hey! Any present for me? -smirk-
What would be his reaction to your reaction? How bout a 'oh Sirius! i haven't seen u in ages! how i miss you!' -smirk back-
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? No one. why should i? it's something i could use to get my way. (This is what i mean by me being perfect for slytherin)
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? no. there's no need.
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Fred and or George!!!!!! really? choose? i'd rather go with both coz they're funny but maybe Fred...
Post a character that has the same hair colour as you do. Cho Chang (unfortunately... coz i hate her! no offence Cho fans)
Post a character that has the same eye colour as you. Hermione...? I think
What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black
What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink
What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red
What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Gold, honey brown, silver
What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green
What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver, black, dark grey, red
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope. not at all
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) i don't know yet. i'd use it when i know the time's right. maybe to turn back time?
Do you like the books more or the movies? movies
Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? uh... i actually can't decide between james, sirius or remus... maybe James
What would your Patronus take shape in? phoenix
What would be your Animagus form? black cat
What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA, potions, and charms (And dark arts if they're any classes)
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius! but i like Lupin 2...
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius! (Though Snape not all that bad... i'd prefer Sirius)
Hermione or Cho? Hermione. (No duh!)
James Potter or Snape? James!! (Same as no.2)
Hagrid or Snape? Snape (He practices dark arts! AND is loyal to Dumbledore *even though he had to obey Voldie's order...* he's still a poor lost soul who didn't had the chance to redeem)
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? the golden trio
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus, I can just buy an invisibility cloak.
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks! Who doesn't love a metamorphmagus??
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna!!! (Hate Cho! no offence...)
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore. Peeves???? seriously?
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. (though i do fancy watching spiders...)
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's Joke shop!
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Can't i choose both?
Death Eaters or Aurors? Death eaters describe more me (Whether i like it or not) but i would very much pick aurors
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore! (F* Voldemort!)
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? i like neither... but if i'm a fan of Dramione (which i am) and is devoted to the FF world (which i am) i'd picture Narcissa to be funnier and kinder after the war. so, Narcissa. but Bellatrix the crazy and more evil... uh... nah i'd still pick Narcissa (Coz i'm suppose to be her niece...)
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? i don't really care. i'd go through all of them.
Is this survey fun or boring? Fun!!!!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
TIME FOR A MATH LESSON
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811= 98 percent
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475= 96 percent
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 120209202145 =100 percent
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and look how far this one will take you,
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So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
20 fun things to do @ WalMart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..
8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.
13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!".
15. Go inot a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".
17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.
18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".
19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.
20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
i might have known she wouldn't let it drop.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
an hour ago. playing in the rain with cousins.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
jean shorts, pink spaghetti straps
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
an hour ago as i watched my brother fall on his ass in the mud. (then we started playing in the rain)
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing... just plain white... (Though whenever i look at my wall, i see many different things...)
13. Seen anything weird lately?
a young girl in white sheets running around (The weird thing; no one else saw her)
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
listen to Bruno Mars song 'billionare'... it's like he recorded the things i wanna do if i ever get to be one.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
if i tell you something that you didn't know, then you would know, then what's the point of telling you something you didn't know if the purpose is for you to not know? (Haha. love repeating words. it's confusing, AND funny!)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
huh? if i can do that... i'd change it for the better i guess (Quite boring but whatever... i was never interested in the world... i'm always dreaming and wondering if i'm something more than what i am...)
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yeah... but really... i've always wondered if there was some place beyond this... something magical and full of myths...
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?
this is your heaven. this is where you belong.
quotes describe me
I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
The reason I'am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but i don't think they'll enjoy u very much
Don't get mad;Get sadistic.
My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART
My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.
What is this 'kindness'you speach of?
Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.
Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it.
Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.
Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opprintunity.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect.
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!
S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life
Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink?
People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
Smart is sexy.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Roses are red,
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love, and now that you've come into my life...
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
5. Someday I hope to marry...
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
8. We've been friends for a very long time ..
9. I'm so miserable without you .. . ...
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . .
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
15. Congratulations on your wedding day! .
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE THE BEST!!!:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We can repost this, and NOT be gay.
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