Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Star Trek: 2009.
I like translating English fanfictions into German. I don't know why, but I know that I have already spent over 150 hours of my life doing so. Sometimes, usually around midnight, I start writing cheesy one-shots, but it doesn't happen very often. Sometimes they're funny too - I hope to work on my Unecht® series now.
Enjoy. Or don't, but it's always better to enjoy whatever you're doing. Live long and prosper!
MY NEWEST TRANSLATION, "ATLAS" BY ANGELBABY1 IS NOT LISTED BELOW, BUT CAN BE FOUND ON GERMANTRANSLATIONPROJECT'S SITE OR HERE. This will bring you right to chapter eight, where I took over from readonly1956.
Also: I usually don't re-post, but this is just too awesome. Thanks to CherryCherryB :)
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
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