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Joined 02-09-10, id: 2248658, Profile Updated: 12-21-10
Author has written 9 stories for Instant Star, Twilight, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, Hunger Games, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

Im a walking, talking, dreaming, and eating storage space for useless information. Can you give a full description of the gypsy version of a vampire? Can you give a full history of Elizabeth Bathory including how she's related to Vlad? How 'bout Vlad's middle name? Do you know what gargoyles are for? What color the Chinese think you should paint your door? How 'bout the type of wood that stakes are supposed to be made out of? A run down of modern wiccan religion? Not everyone can, but unfortunately all of this is floating around in my head at this very moment. As long as you dont ask something that's relevant, I'll have an answer.
By the way: magic is from the greek magoi. Now you have a useless fact in your head!!!

Some quotes from two of my all time favorite movies.

Ock: Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?

Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, 'Hi, Helen';.

Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.

Zak: I care about you, bat-man.

Batty Koda: Really? Zak: Positive.

Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.

Zak: Are you sure?

Batty Koda: I'm positive... [as Zak laughs] Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!

Crysta: Batty? Batty... Well come on!

Batty Koda: [looks around] My heart! Oh! My heart! [falls back]

Batty Koda: ... I can't go on... heaven my little wings can't make it!

Crysta: Hmmm maybe you should wait here for me...

Batty Koda: A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me?

Crysta: [kisses his nose] Don't worry I'll be right back

Batty Koda: Why do I not beleive you?

The Grandson: Has it got any sports in it? Grandpa: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... The Grandson: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake. Grandpa: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.

Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy! [turning to Fezzik]

Vizzini: And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

If I could be any story book character i'd be...

Rose Hathaway. She's badass, beautiful, and despite everything she usually comes out on top. Plus there's the whole Dimitri thing...

I (and im totally copyrighting these) wrote two lists of how to...

Ten ways to identify you may have a writing problem…..

1. You accidentally refer to your friends by the names you’ve given them in your stories.

2. You purposely refer to your friends by the names you’ve given them in your stories because you like them better.

3. You carry on conversations with yourself in your head.

4. People think you’re quiet because you prefer conversations in your head to the real thing.

5 You randomly think in third person.

6. You randomly think in first person, from your friends POV’s.

7. You randomly think in first person, from your main character’s POV.

8. More than an hour away from your laptop and your fingers start to twitch.

9. In a conversation you randomly refer to something your main character said.

10. Trips to the mall are character studies.

Ten ways to identify you have a book problem?…

1. There’s no more room on your book shelf.

2. You hide books under your bed because there no more room on the other book shelf either.

3. You think spending limits at the mall is funny, because you get spending limits at the bookstore.

4. Before you watch a movie you immediatly look for the book version.

5. You bring a book to the movies.

6. You bring a book to a sleep over.

7. The librarians ask you for something good to read.

8. Your friends have declared you’re “Eating knowledge for lunch again”

9. You consider Not knowing who Tolkien is as blasphemy.

10. You use words like blasphemy every chance you get.

yes. I am this bad at both of these. ALL TRUE^^^

Thanx for droppin bye, glad u could get to know me a lil' better!!

Stories

Okay heres some stuff from: Blue Poison

Chapter One

Morgan: http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/scorpionka/scorpionka0909/scorpionka090900026/5583301-closeup-portrait-of-beautiful-young-woman-with-long-black-hair-and-blue-eyes.jpg

Avisa (yes i know this is chace crawford...and yes i know his eyes are blue but he fits so perfectly with the image in my mind) : http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chace-crawford2.jpg

Morgans Reaping dress: http://s9.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/06E63879.jpg

Hair: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HpgTJJhTcxA/S_avGQbzVPI/AAAAAAAACwo/dq1L_-QkgP8/s400/messy+bun+%232.jpg

Beauty Berry: http://www.easywildflowers.com/cal.am3.jpg

Chapter Two

Makara http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bhOeM2fYfSw/SYRdpgb9V2I/AAAAAAAAA1U/KqGf1ijHUwo/s400/DSC_0075-2.jpg

Amelia http://www.fashionfame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cher-orange-hair.jpeg

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Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First and Ten by Ms. T. Switzerland reviews
Edward Cullen, egotistical NFL Quarterback and womanizer, locked away his dominant side after a close call with reality. When he crosses paths with the new security guards daughter, Bella Swan, his dominance resurfaces. Lies, Betrayal and abduction will push Edward toward his old ways. Will he lose the battle or will his heart win the war? M/A, Lemons, AH, HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 153,734 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9364 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7608 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paint Your Words by katrinka612 reviews
A child's love is pure and strong, simple lines and brilliant colors. How will that bond fare in the bold strokes and mixed hues of adulthood?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5699 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Mine by afalcone10 reviews
Angsty one-shot interpretation of Eric always telling Sookie she is his. AH, with Sookie and Eric being two star-crossed teens.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
What I Tell Myself by tiffaninichole reviews
Won Judge's Choice in the Love, Actually Contest! She's questions and bossiness and key lime pie. I tell myself not to like her— to avoid her at all costs. But the girl won't leave me alone. And I don't think I want her to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If only I had asked you by Flying with Fairies reviews
Lizzy speaks to Darcy at the Netherfield ball, after dancing but before the spectacle at dinner. She wants to hear his side of the story but gets more than she bargained for.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010
Secrets by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella and Jasper have been best friends since they were little. For six years they've kept they're love for each other a secret. Can another secret and a few lies thrown in help to get them together or will it pull them apart. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,763 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
One Is The Loneliest Number by Mystewitch reviews
After that shared kiss, Damon believes that Elena returns his feelings, at least in part. This is my version of what happens after the season one finale.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,966 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Hunger by Lace Kittens reviews
Chicago, 1923. Jasper is just passing though, and finds Bella in a speakeasy, stuck in a desperate situation. She's the perfect prey, or so he thought. One-shot for givemesomevamp, bought in the FGB Auction. Rated M for Mature Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by romancerevival reviews
After falling off the wagon and attacking a human, will Stefan ever return to normal? Elena is hurt and reeling after a turn for the worse, and finds herself turning to the other Salvatore brother for comfort. Delena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,465 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Where Love Went Wrong by Nichole Thompson reviews
Bonnie puts a spell on Caroline to reverse her feelings of sadness over Damon and Matt, which is mistakenly put on Elena as well. What happens when Elena's love for one Salvatore becomes loathing? And who will be there for the fall-out? AU post 1x10
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,839 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Forget 'Dear Abby,' this is for Dear Ali! by afalcone10 reviews
An afalcone10 outtake from Dead To My World written for Alisonbynumbers/NorthmanMaille
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Pam, Sookie - Complete
I'm Naked With You by the-wolfgirl89 reviews
Songfic set during New Moon. Jasper comes back to apologize shortly after leaving finding a broken Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The FStop by pixiegiggles reviews
Sookie is a barmaid and aspiring photographer. Her world changes when she runs into famous actor Eric Northman at the opening of her first gallery show. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,237 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
What's in a name? by citigirl13 reviews
Again, another one-shot. Came to me suddenly, wrote it in under an hour, and I'm pretty pleased with it. I think you'll like it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Smile by citigirl13 reviews
Elena tries to make Damon smile - a cute little oneshot. Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Diaries
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Do I Baby? by If Ur Happy And U No It reviews
Darius decides that Tommy and Jude need date to heighten their publicity. But what happens when Tommy and Jude stop pretending? Takes place after jude breaks up with Spiederman.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Jude H., Tommy Q.
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Professor Whitlock reviews
Bella loves the person she's become, her friends, and her school but as her second year at college starts she'll find another something or someone to love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper
New to Being Dead reviews
What if Sookie wasn't telepathic, what if Bon Temps was just a lot safer? Would Eric and Sookie be together still? I think so..little OOC but mostly not Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Blue Poison: The 85th Annual Hunger Games reviews
The 85th hunger games from a district 4 tributes POV, pic on my profile, chance that there will be romance... shes a bit of a trouble maker anyway. :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Other tributes
Cold An Edward and Bella VAMPIRE story reviews
When a beach trip goes wrong fifteen yr old Bella Swan is turned into a vampire By Carlisle cullen. Only problem is getting along with her new family and dealing with the not so fun vamp world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Your Eyes Can Do reviews
Edward and Bella are just friends, much to bella's dismay. Can Alice overcome some pretty big obstacles and show edward who he really loves? or will something go terribly wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Beast
One Shot. Stefan gone rogue...see what happens.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Vampire Academy Chapter One Dimitri's POV reviews
This isn't like the other ones, trust me, I try to give a little bit more of a look into Dimitri's head...please just try it out! might write book if enough reviews...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Fairy Tales reviews
this is a totally twisted story about the cullens meeting and bringing a fairy into their family...its a bit odd but real fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Love To Burn reviews
Jude Harrison, lonely rock star, just got the shock of her life. Turns out she's dating 22 Little Tommy Q, and just didn't know it. Whys this so big? Lets just say they dont get along, more inside.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jude H., Tommy Q.