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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

All you need to know about me:

1. I will finish all of my WIPs this year. It's a resolution (or it is now) so it has to happen, right?

2. I like pie.

3. I don't bite. Unless provoked. Then I'll go all gnaw, gnaw, chomp on an ass. Consider yourself warned.

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Bars and Wars by trampvamp reviews
Bella gets one heck of a surprise one night when an unexpected visitor returns to her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,943 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Ad Vitam Aeternum by amaris12345 reviews
Marcus Volturi was dead and bored. When she walked into his throne room, he got the surprise of a lifetime, and possibly, a second chance at love. But it will be hard to find hapiness when Bella has been betrayed by the one she tought was her mate. Now, Marcus will have to use all of his power as a Volturi ruler and as a man to win her heart and trust. Dark and Powerful Marcus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,278 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Marcus, Bella
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5607 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Chaotic Dynamics by Merina Green reviews
All Jasper wanted to do when they got back from Romania was to spend a long, boring eternity getting to know his new mate. But nature abhors a vacuum. A sequel to "Running".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,354 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Time Will Tell by December Jinx reviews
The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,370 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
She Talks To Angels by racejunkie reviews
James captures Bella after the Cullens leave and turns her into a tasty treat for other vampires. At night she dreams of a faceless, blonde angel.The baseball game-ballet studio scenes never happened
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,301 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Unfathomable Bonds by Zaytyll reviews
Bella never goes to Forks,. During her 3rd year at NYU, she is studying abroad in Florence, Italy. Her life is forever changed when she is compelled to visit Volterra; stumbling into a world she never dreamed could exist. AU, OOC, MA, Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,076 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Flesh & Blood by JizzyHips reviews
Flesh and blood. That's what our lives had become. They consume the flesh, we consume the blood. Rated M for language, eventual lemons, and a fuckton of gore. Dark/AU Collab between HammerHips and JaspersIzzy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Nowhere Left to Run by Spirare reviews
After 5 years on the run, Bella's past catches up to her. AU OOC Bella/Jasper/Peter/Char Rated M for language and other naughty things to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,044 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Uprising by jasperskitty reviews
Story begins five months after Bella's birthday party. Jasper returns. What will he find? J/B story. Lemons in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 160,851 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Thought Like Flames by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. No pact with the wolves. The Cullen's are overwhelmed by newborns. Edward & Alice are destroyed. Bella loses her mind & seeks death. Jasper, overwhelmed by guilt & agony, leaves Forks. Their paths cross. Full summary on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,833 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Conflicted Soldier by Rosella Whitlock reviews
Jasper is still part of Maria's army and is forced to change Bella into a vampire. She will be the perfect addition to Maria's army. Together they are tortured souls, each for different reasons. But what will come of these intense emotions? AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,920 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Time Heals by abbymickey24 reviews
Your typical Edward leaves Bella and Alice leaves Jasper, but the whys are different so please give it a chance. Plus B/J won't meet again and fall in love in a day. Will be B/J though. Hum/Vam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,042 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
PS I Love You by NessieCullen9 reviews
Bella finally gets her forever, but not in the way she planned. Not at all. Begins amid the newborn battle in Eclipse. Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Bella/Jasper, Alice/OC. Inspired by P.S. I Love You, but not a crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,838 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] Edward, Alice
Betrayal by stitchcat reviews
Alistair ponders his reasons for abandoning Carlisle in his time of need. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alistair, Carlisle
Believe by Paradise in Me reviews
Alice and Jasper left on a trip after a vision of Bella's eighteenth birthday. However, what Alice never saw coming was a thousand times worse. Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,760 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Goodnight, Sweet Girl by Spirare reviews
A true story of love, loss and heartbreak. *WINNER BEST AH 2010 SINGLE SHOT AWARDS* *Fan-Voted winner of the Summer's Most Tragic Hour Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Finding Forgiveness by TwistedforTwilight reviews
This is JPOV of "Finding Relief" and beyond, so you should read that first. Bella meets Jazz under peculiar circumstances and they form a strange relationship. All human. CAUTION: Lemon and mature themes. Rated M for sexy times
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,830 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Everlong by Lucky.In.Kentucky reviews
Bella is stuck in an unhappy relationship with her long-time love, who has become more distant since their recent move to Texas. In an attempt to get her life back, she takes a job at a local saloon, and befriends the owners, Jasper & Peter. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,362 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Alpha Fail by lifelesslyndsey reviews
La Push is vampire free, leaving seven teenage werewolves and there alpha nothing to do! What happens when Sam imprints on his Beta's broken leech loving best friend? Alpha Win or Alpha Fail? Looks like Sam isn't so tough after all. N/C SamXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,989 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam, Bella - Complete
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Afterlife by thatisastory reviews
Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Logic Has Died Weeping by iSparkle616 reviews
Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Fair Game by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
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Slow Burn reviews
Even unconditional love has its limits. AU/Breaking Dawn/ OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,919 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Worst Line Ever reviews
Every great love story starts somewhere...even the fubar'd ones. A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Peter
The Quiet Room reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,511 - Reviews: 3753 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Letters reviews
My contribution to Fandom for Preemies. NM/AU Rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When the Bitterness Fades reviews
An outtake from The Quiet Room, which is why it's under B/J. Leah's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Birth of a Legend reviews
Before his quest to father a super race, there was just a girl. Entry for the We Don't Need No Stinkin' Coven Contest. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Joham - Complete