Location: CANADA ehh
Video Game: Final Fantasy VII, Okami, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Castle Crashers, Call of Duty Black Ops
Movie: Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Complete, Resident Evil: Damnation, Bleach Movie 3,4 and Naruto Shippuuden 2,3
Anime: Naruto Shippuuden, Bleach, Sonic X, Fairy Tail
I only go on this site for reading but if I have an idea of a story I will post it up. PM's are much welcome BUT please don't be rude. I don't read/write anything that has anything to do with romance with the same sex (so no yaoi).
1. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
2. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
3. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
4. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
5. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
6. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
7. I don't obsess! I think intensely.
8. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
9. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
10. Amateurs built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...
11. There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
12. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
13. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
14. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
15. People who say everything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
16. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
17. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students Being normal is vastly over-rated
18. Never take life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway
19. It is better to look like an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
20. One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
21. It's not the fall that I'm against. It's that part about the landing.
22. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
23. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
24. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
25. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
26. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
27. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
28. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
A Good Friend
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"
17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!