Author has written 17 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Young Guns, Pearl Harbor, Sonic the Hedgehog, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Meet the Robinsons, Harry Potter, Bleach, and Fairy Tail.
Me: I'm a book worm named Jordan, which is, in fact, a girl name!!! Sorry, I'm sensitive about that, jerk in my class says its only a boy name. ANYWAY, I can speak some french and have curly brown hair and grey-brown eyes...and... I enjoy the following:
TV: Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Jimmy Neutron, Criminal Minds, Rizzoli and Isles, Phil of The Future, Sabrina The teenage Witch, bones, Merlin, Once Upon a Time
Movies: Rise of the Guardians, Wreck it Rlaph, Brother Bear, Spirited Away,Titanic, Hoot, Howls Moving Castle, Tangled, All the Lion Kings (but especially the second one!), A Goofy Movie, The first TWO Mummies movies, Prince of Persia:Sands of Time, Atlantis, Terminator(the first two, and SORT OF four), Iron Man, The Sand Lot, Captain Ron, Mulan, Beauty and The Beast, ect
Books: Bones of Faerie, Black Butler, The Mortal Instruments, The Princess Diaries, A Little Princess, The Witch of Blackbird Pond, Wings, Princess Acadamy, City of Ember(and the other three), Holes(And the sequel , Kissed by an Angel, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Mortal Instruments, Blue Bloods(and the rest of the series), Uglies(Prettys, Specials, Extras), Vampire Kisses, and Daniel X. I'm sure there are many more, just not any I can think of at the moment. (I'm a heavy reader)...
Music: My Chemical Romance, Joe Hisaishi, Poema, Owl City, Yellowcard,The Afters, Simple Plan, All Star Weekend, Bryan Adams, Bowling For Soup, Lady Antabellum, Rascal Flats, Green Day, Evanescence,All American Rejects, Plain White T's, Shinedown, Carrie Underwood, The Wreckers, Kelly Klarkson, The Backstreet Boys, N' Sync. Anything Midnight Mustang recomends to me I like (except that one by Queen,you know what I'm talking about)
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living." Dr. Seuss.
"Age is an issue of mind over mater. If you don't mind, it doesn't mater." Mark Twain.
" I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Lets go kick some huney buns!!!!!" Mushu, Mulan. (Huney buns spelled that way purposefully.
"Comedy is acting out optimism." Robin Williams
"You know you're in love when you can't sleep bceause reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss
"I'm not allowed to LOOK at this thing, let alone DRIVE it! Mom and Dad are gonna KILL me, and I can tell you this! It will not be done with mercy!" Wilbur, Meet the Robinson's.
"Why don't you take a chill pill you venomous little troll!" Character from Bones.
"When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear." Mark Twain.
"Holy poo on toast!" Clarissa, What a Girl Wants
"Science is useless, its all magic." My former Biology Teacher.
"I've always wanted a child, and now I think I'll have one...ON TOAST!!!!" Winnie, Hoccus Poccus.
"Somedays its a good day to die, somedays its a good day to have breakfast." Thomas, Smoke Signal.
"You guys really like the library, huh?" "yes, to read makes our speaking English good." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"What harm ever came from reading a book?" Max, Hoccus Poccus.
"Here I stand, I can do no other." Martin Luther.
"Do you know what top secret means, gentlemen?" "Yes sir, its when you get lots of metals, but they send them to your relatives." Rafe, Pearl Harbor.
"If my parents realize I've brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance one my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING Well, yes I am, But that's not the point!" Wilbur, Meet the Robinson's
"A word to the wise 'aint necessary, its the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.
"I've got a girlfriend." "..." "..." "...that's good." Gooz, Pearl Harbor.
"I do not wage war on dead men." King Charels V, standing before Martin Luther's Grave.
"I did not kiss your hand, you put your hand over my coffee cup," Dr. Temperance Brennan(Bones), Bones.
"I, Technus, am totally frying your bacon!" Technus, Danny Phantom.
Standing in front of a map in Knotts Berry Farm, looking at the 'you are here' sign, "HOW DID THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE?!" Me. I know...sad.
"It doesn't matter where you speak to, all that matters is that you say, 'I remember you'" "But they can't hear you...'Cause. Their. Dead..." Booth and Bones (in that order), Bones.
The scene played differently this time, as if she let it go on, long and sweet...Specials didn't cry, but her tears had finally come. Specials (p. 351)
"Aang, I like your hair." "I have hair?!" Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender (book three)
"This posture will intimidate him into compliance!" Temperance Brennan from Bones.
"Has anyone seen my guillotine?" Mr. Stordahl (My former AP Euro teacher)
"Oops. I almost knocked down Jesus!" A kid in my history class after he bumped a crucifix on the wall.
"Your days of tyranny are over Fire Lord Ozai! And this time I brought pants!" Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender (book three)
"We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the mustache " "Oh, no I can't, its permanently glued to my skin." Katara and Sokka, Avatar: TLA (Book 3)
"I don't like eating my vegetables, why is it fair they get to eat me?" Tucker, Danny Phantom
"Where does protein come from?" "...food?" "no, the Wizard Ulaf who magically makes it appear. YES, from food." My former Bio teacher and a kid in my class.
"Plagues, boils, boy bands, this is one evil box!" Danny, Danny Phantom Pandora's box (is it me or have the boy bands already been released?)
"At least the situation can't get any worse," *Giant water snake pops up* "The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?" "You make it too easy!" Sokka and Toph, A:TLA (Book three)
"I laugh in the face of danger!" "Hahahahahaha!!!" "Aaaahhh" *hides* Simba from The Lion Ling.
"we're off to see the Fire Lord and burn him to a crisp!" Me and MidnightMustang
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Read if you're a boy, enjoy if you're a girl. ;)
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
COPYPASTE THEN SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '95 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You say Pink
This is bunny.
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Creepy story, but TOTALLY amazing!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
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