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Joined 02-11-10, id: 2250605, Profile Updated: 10-11-17
Author has written 54 stories for Final Fantasy XI, MASK, Wreck-It Ralph, Despicable Me, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Hellboy.

Thank you for visiting my page! I'm glad you found me! Greetings from the mountains of Colorado!

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at the typewriter and bleed." - Ernest Hemingway

And you're trying to find
An opening line or a brilliant idea
And you're pacing the floor
And hoping for just a bit of divine intervention
That one little nugget, that one little spark
Then Eureka! You find it you're ready to start
So now you can write, right? Wrong!
You're not even close. You remember that, damn it,
Your play's gotta be in iambic pentameter!
So you write down a word, but it's not the right word,
So you try a new word, but you hate the new word
And you need a good word, but you can't find the word
Oh where is it? What is it? What is it? Where is it!
Blah-blah-blah, ha ha, ah-ha -UGHHHHHHHH!

Lyrics from "Hard to Be the Bard" from the musical "Something Rotten"


Currently on my Desk:

Eden - Transformers (IDW) - So this one is a bit different in that Whirl isn't being Whirl. He's rescued from an interdimensional rift--and he's changed. While only five days passed aboard the Lost Light, seven vorns went by while he was on some unknown planet. And in that time he found a mate, birthed two children, and had settled down to a quiet, peaceful life on a rather pleasant planet. Whirl's protesting his rescue and both begs and demands that he be returned to his home and family. But during that process information comes out that shakes his faith in his mate. Meanwhile, Whirl's maternal state has excited Tailgate, who finds himself courted by a mech long wanting a family of his own. And it's neither Cyclonus nor Getaway.

Broken Wings - Transformers (G1) - Seven chapters posted - So I'm working on getting this story completed after a hiatus, and have just posted two more chapters. A sticky scene, one I decided needed to be in there on picking up this story again, is in the works for chapter 8. And once that's complete, I'll just have a few transitional scenes and the story ending to write. AND... the appearance of Highbrow, one of my favorite characters from the Headmasters series.

Obscurity - Transformers (G1) - 8200 words - none posted - Inspired by yet another TFAnonkink prompt. The war is over, political marriages are demanded to seal the deal. Optimus selects Soundwave. Megatron selects... Skids? WTF?

A Priori - Transformers (G1) - 33,700 words - none posted - I gave this one a rest for a while and am back to working on it. It seems I have about nine scenes to write, including a hand-to-hand combat fight between Cosmos and Windcharger. I'm just not a combat writer... sigh. but I'll slog through it because it's a key moment in the plot. Cosmos has to fight him to prove his devotion and strength regarding the femme he loves.

Ornament - Transformers (IDW) - 5400 words, none posted - Rung and Skids are on shore leave together when they find themselves being stalked. Skids corners said stalker, only to have the veiled figure undress to reveal a femme that could be Rung's twin. What follows is slightly based upon one of my favorite movies, "Frenchman's Creek." Rung falls madly in love with her even though he knows she's hiding something from him, and she's running from a past she won't talk about. I'm afraid it's a bit MarySue-ish, but it's very close to my heart--dealing with one of those things so few people understand about my own complicated personality. But no one cares that much about my writing so I'm going to work on it anyway. Oh, and Whirl gets to be Whirl being himself.

Understood - Transformers (IDW) -42,800 words, 41 chapters posted - Looks like this story will have 72 chapters when complete. I think that's enough; don't you?

Daughters of Men - Transformers (G1) - 2000 words - none posted - This is a piece I've been wanting to work on for a long time. It's set in an AU where the Autobots were on Earth seeking resources about 10,000 years ago. The ice age is over, the first civilizations are growing. Seaspray and Beachcomber are collecting manganese nodules off of the floor of the Indian Ocean. Seaspray has befriended a local farming community and has been teaching them things--effectively beginning a civilization. Soon they consider him their god and his high priestess as his earthly wife. And that's just fine with Seaspray, as long as they don't get too heavy into the worship part of things. The wife part is pretty good though. Though lately I've been having more thoughts about tying in the story of the Tower of Babel. It's difficult!


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This little bit of quoted script here sums up a lot of my tendency toward xenophilic stories:

The Girl: Didn't you just love the picture? I did. But I just felt so sorry for the creature at the end.

Sherman: Sorry for the creature? What did you want? Him to marry the girl?

The Girl: He was kinda scary-looking, but he wasn't really all bad. I think he just craved a little affection—you know, a sense of being loved and needed and wanted.

Sherman: That's a very interesting point of view.

- A discussion of “The Creature from the Black Lagoon” from “The Seven Year Itch.” 1955, Universal Studios.


Regarding FFXI, some of the characters in my work are based upon friends I have and have lost in game. I've changed the names in all cases and often the incidents. But I have purposely avoided the "this is the story of my character and the people he/she hung out with" sort of fanfic. There are plenty of that style in this archive, both good and bad. I aim more toward the classic short-story format, with the focus on emotions, interactions, and plot. I do encourage you to explore the stories in this archive, and to write your own as well.


Regarding M.A.S.K., I loved the show way back when, and I still love it today, much to my surprise. Yes, it was a fairly stock half-hour action-toy commercial show, full of flaws, impossibilities, inconsistencies, and moments of "huh?," but it had some really fun concepts and characters that are a delight to play with in writing. As I was stumbling through a MASK message board, someone posted the question in regards to what would fans like to see if there was ever a third season of the show. A response came in from someone named "Hideyaface" that was as follows:

"again, YES. i'm tired of companies bringing back old properties and aiming them at kids, when the adults who grew up with them are where the money is. at the heart of it all, M.A.S.K. would make a killer "grown-up" action/drama, provided they fleshed out the characters more, and made the situations a little more "realistic" (they can still be outlandish, but like IIcon said, there should be consequences, flawed characters, more mature/adult plotlines and situations)"

My thought? Isn't this what fanfiction is for? It can take the stories and characters to places the writers never could.

M.A.S.K. Pairings - So all the other (okay...way overgeneralized) fandoms have cute names for their pairings of characters, so why not MASK? And so here are a few suggestions:

Cliffshipping - Vanessa Warfield x Brad Turner - after the episode "Cliffhanger"...absolutely nothing to do with Cliff Dagger.

Clockshipping - Matt Trakker x Gloria Baker - after the episode "Counter-Clockwise Caper"

Garageshipping - Gloria Baker x Buddie Hawks - natural habitat for both of them

Coldshipping - Matt Trakker x Bruce Sato - after the episode "Cold Fever" and the lack of any steam or anything steamy

Amphibious - Gloria Baker x Dusty Hayes - Shark and Gator are both amphibious vehicles.

Whipship - Vanessa Warfield x any OC (or any character besides Brad for that matter) - "Please mistress...may I have another?"

Batteryshipping - T-Bob and anyone/anything - Whether it's a snowblower or a popcorn maker, Scott can convert him to any needed function.


Regarding fanfiction, I like well-told stories that fit in nicely with the canon. I read fanfiction because of my love of the characters and concepts from the original. But I can like original characters if they are believable and interesting and don't reek of Mary-Sue. There is a place for OC's, and I've created plenty of them. And yes it can be hard to create a character of my own gender and not put a lot of myself into her. My own defense to keep myself from the Mary-Sue route? Give the character flaws, different morals from my own, and different physical characteristics from my own (or those I'd want); and never, ever pair her up with the character I currently have a crush on.

As for AU stories, it's hit or miss. Sometimes the author can pull it off and it's a delight to read. Sometimes, it seems like the author took a random story set in another reality, switched the names, and tried to pass it off as an alternate universe fic.

I do like stories that use the lesser known or less popular characters from a canon. It's nice to have a bit more about them. I don't like a story with too many OC's that are intended as new characters to the canon. It's a fun thing to have a character off alone in a new setting meeting new people, but to fill up what would be the canon with all sorts of strangers is another. To me it's like: "who are all these guys and what are they doing at my party?"

And I like a technically well-written story. I happily forgive common or occasional mistakes, but if the author has no concept of paragraphs or punctuation, I quickly give up on reading it. There's always this groan if I open up a piece, and discover it's one giant block of text.

I think I wrote my first fanfics back in the mid-1980's...a friend of mine was crazy about this lead singer of a band she and I both loved (pre-teen crushes...gotta love 'em) and one day she showed me all these stories she had written about her and what's-his-face. They were all sorta backstage romances, and I thought I could do something much better. My story took place in Algeria, where I was an assassin out on a job and somehow ended up with this rockstar lost in the Sahara desert. No, I'm not telling who and hopefully nothing remains of this story besides the knowledge that once, long ago, I wrote it.

I remember a Legend of Zelda and some FFIII stories written in high school, but their text has probably been long lost to the annals of time. Later I wrote a lot of Pokemon Gen-1 & Gen-2 fanfiction (not posted to this site), and then set my fanfiction pen aside for a while, but picked it up again while playing FFXI. And recently, I've been rediscovering my love of the characters of the M.A.S.K. series and have been allowing myself to write-write-write!


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Do You Accept The Charges? by MadnessJones reviews
Huffer, feeling depressed and homesick for Cybertron, starts an online relationship with a femme. What he doesn't realize is that she is a Decepticon Seeker. G1 continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,711 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Huffer, OC] Gears - Complete
Make Believe by Need2Scream reviews
Red Alert doesn't understand a lot of things. Chief among them the elite of their XOps; Jazz. And he's learned not to trust what he doesn't understand. But when a rogue Decepticon with unique skills targets Red Alert, his only options will be learning to trust or hoping for a quick death. Red Alert/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,482 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/19/2016 - Jazz, Red Alert - Complete
Gingko Walk by grayseeker reviews
It might be the eve of Cybertron's holiday festival, but Scavenger is in no mood to celebrate. When he's forced to flee the base for refusing an order, he strikes out into the wilderness of Chaar in a quest to find his muse. Along the way, he forges a deepening friendship with an unlikely guide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Bonecrusher, Cyclonus, Dirge, Scavenger - Complete
Other angle by Okkkay reviews
A Decepticon left his disdained property in the snow of a frozen planet. Two strangers decide to rehabilitate him. But learning the truth about him comes at a cost... A spin-off of Mine/Yours. Same warnings apply; it is a little more explicit about the noncon, and has more medical themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Complete
Assumptio by ParadiseParrot reviews
Deathsaurus's war is over, but it doesn't feel that way. Regardless, Nickel has something for him. (MTMTE 55 spoilers)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Deathsaurus, OC, Nickel - Complete
Tragic Tragedy of Pessimist Prime by Immortal Spark reviews
Parody of Tranformers: the Movie (1986). Optimus Prime is dying after the battle for autobot city...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Hot Rod, Optimus Prime, Springer, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Foundations by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house, but it did not fall, because it had been founded on the rock."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Something More by arielprime reviews
Relationships always take work, especially when neither parties intended on anything more than gratification in the middle of the night...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Keepsake of my Starless Beloved by grayseeker reviews
The Great War of Cybertron might have ended, but Crypt Master Dirge still knows that the Decepticons' fallen leader must be properly mourned, and buried. If only he'd leave Scavenger out of it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Cyclonus, Dirge, Scavenger, Starscream - Complete
Call of Duty by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Whatever happened to the most famous pornstar of Cybertron?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Soundwave, Hound, Megatron - Complete
Starscream's Sticky Adventure by LonelyValentine reviews
Starscream's life could fall apart after Megatron assaults him, but Optimus Prime is there to pick up the pieces in a very gentle and tender way. Oh, and the Decepticons conquer Earth. A rather cracky parody of bad TF fanfics and the first two seasons of G1. You'll LOL. You might even ROTFLOL.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [Starscream, Optimus Prime] - Complete
Burden of Proof by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Kup had something to prove.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Kup - Complete
Blissland by CandleHeadButt reviews
One Shot Requested Story- A late night party soon turns into chaos when a guest decides to turn Niceland upside down. But is it really ALL that bad?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Impressed by KBJones reviews
What if Roxanne, the damsel who's never impressed, actually notices something of Megamind's that DOES impress her? Enough to entirely change how she sees the villain? Increasingly inaccurately named 1-shot. Sexual content clearly marked for the squeamish.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,875 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Should Have Known Better by Gimme-Chan reviews
A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Terminal by Aurora West reviews
Three months have passed since Sugar Rush's reset, and things aren't going at all the way Taffyta Muttonfudge wants them to.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,383 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo, Taffyta M. - Complete
Follow Your Ashes by Tameri J. Calhoun reviews
Two months after Sergeant Calhoun's death, the Hero's Duty console was replaced. Now, the new Sergeant Calhoun must go to none other than Fix-It Felix to solve a problem that could endanger all of Game Central Station's residents. Felix will have to face his past and work side-by-side with Tamora's replacement if they hope to save the arcade.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Homemade Fresh by Pyrasaur reviews
Calhoun's idea of a meal was a field ration to gulp down and forget about. Then she met Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
The King's Favorite by Aurora West reviews
Taffyta's having the perfect day. And then it gets better.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - King Candy/Turbo, Taffyta M. - Complete
Exothermic by ShyLight reviews
G1: So Wheeljack accidentally set Sideswipe on fire once. But it wasn't really fire. And it was sort of Prowl's fault too. (oneshot)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Wheeljack, Sideswipe, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Gumdrop Stars by FelixVanellope reviews
Vanellope and Felix practise kissing. [From the movie, Wreck-it Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz
The Humble Hazing of a Handyman by Genius-626 reviews
Calhoun's troops need to make sure Felix is man enough to date their sergeant. How will Ralph feel about this? What will Calhoun do when she finds out? Rated T for "alcohol" and a few drunken situations. Pretty fluffy at the end for Hero's Cuties fans.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Mr Fix-It by Confiscated Retina reviews
Sgt. Tamora Calhoun makes a friend at Tapper's. Calhoun/Felix, but not how you think.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Numerous by 9r7g5h reviews
There were hundreds upon thousands of her out there. These are ten.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Her Fragile Aura by Zarius reviews
In "Demolition Duel to the Death", Gloria Baker missed her moment. One day later, she's eager to get it, will a battle be won in the war of life as two agents work on perfecting a "fine wine"?
MASK - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
Shipboard by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Even after the devastation of the war and the exodus from Cybertron, when you're ragged and tired and hurting... Metroplex finds something- or rather someone bursting into his life in a flair of transwarp energy and singing an echoing song of life. Hope is what you make of it, and Xianthum just brought that to him. [Level Workers Saga]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Metroplex
Fifty Dollar Data Plan by Retrolex reviews
Time to upgrade that data plan, Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Carly W.
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Finders, Keepers by anonfeather reviews
Prompt adopted from the tfanonkink. Scavenger found an unconscious minibot, Gears, and decided to adopted him as his pet. This is silly and creepy. Not for everyone. NON-CON, Scavenger/Gears
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Scavenger, Gears - Complete
Attention Paid by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Grimlock doesn't talk about sex, baby...unless it's necessary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
What Happens on Ganthis Stays on Ganthis by ultharkitty reviews
G1 pre-Earth. To distract himself from his problematic love life, Smokescreen goes to his favourite casino on the moon Ganthis. But he's not alone, and the one person he really doesn't want to talk to has just bought him a drink. Vortex/Smokey, sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Smokescreen, Vortex - Complete
Talk Science To Me by Rapa-Nuiz reviews
Inferno believes there can't ever be anything between himself and Perceptor; Red Alert is determined to prove him wrong. G1, set before the events of Microbots. Perceptor/Inferno, Red Alert/Wheeljack. Slash, don't like, don't read, etc. T to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Inferno, Perceptor
Impurity by LiliJ reviews
Bored of girls, at 17 Kenny is looking for something new. And when he discovers Marjorine he realises just what his life has been missing. Butters/Kenny, High School adventures :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S.
After Atlantis by anondecepticon reviews
Canon-faithful, Wheeljack-centric. An alternate ending to the G1 episode "Atlantis, Arise." Raped by Starscream, Wheeljack struggles to cope. Not your standard rapefic. Slash ensemble, multiple pairings. Rated M for mature themes; may be triggering.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,654 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Wheeljack, Trailbreaker - Complete
The Wounded Warsong by Orinthia reviews
We only look forward as we leave our footprints behind us. Turning around is too painful so we press on. Small profile update.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 71 - Words: 114,113 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006
Seven Deadly Sins by thebrokencradle reviews
Megatron shows Bumblebee a world of new sins and pleasures as they both explore the extent of their seven most deadly sins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
Rain by XantiumRising reviews
On Cybertron, rain appears as an acidic substance harmful to Cybertron. So when rain appears on Earth, most mechs are reluctant to say the least. Yet a few take the plunge, while others simple take a little private time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Do Tarus Dream of Existential Meat? by Vree Miel reviews
One taru's search for the ultimate meal. The third and final chapter is now complete!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Desire: Undivided Attention by Aozoran reviews
Ninth In The 'Desire' Series- The Autobots are at their wits end with Fireflight. Can a stubborn old Battlefield Medic be just the thing to solve this problem?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Fireflight, Pipes - Complete
Desire: Experimental by Aozoran reviews
Fourth In The 'Desire' Series- A crazy night leaves Perceptor with an interesting situation the next morning. Just how did he get himself into this? And will it last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Lightspeed, Perceptor - Complete
Altered Perception by Marzarelo reviews
Wheeljack reflects on how drastically Perceptor has changed since they'd last parted ways. Based on IDW's Transformers comics.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Desire in Triplicate by Kd Zeal reviews
Skywarp is showing an unusual amount of interest in Reflector, leaving the gestalt unsure what to make of it. Chapter Six, culmination and resolution...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Skywarp, Reflector - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Anything You Like by LStarrunner reviews
Astrotrain flies to Earth with 3 passengers, one of whom takes an interest in him. Earthside, AT establishes himself as a necessary part of the Con base. His new friend assists. AT obsesses & is encouraged. MorMA.G1.Slash. Graphic Child & Substance Abuse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Astrotrain
Dirty Little Secrets by kepulver reviews
[G1] A pair of stories about Blast Off and his attraction to organics. Het, TForganic, suggestive rather than explicit
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Shambleau by kepulver reviews
[G1] Vortex runs into trouble of the alien menace variety on Monacus. Slashy overtones and a bit dark. Takes place after Fatigue, Reunited and Clean Up edited to put markers between the scenes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Bring Flowers by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1,postTFTM Dead End seeks answers to his morbid obsession with death among the dead or rather, from one particular dead Decepticon. Dead End&Starscream, Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Dead End, Starscream - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Fleeting Memories by Iris Cal reviews
When the powers of a crystal black as night threaten Vana'diel, what will it cost an amnesiac Paladin, a former Red Mage, a lecherous Ranger, and a vengeful Dragoon to restore order? FF, moderately violent, Spoiler warning, but most importantly, COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Boarded! by Baschski reviews
A marauding fisherwoman meets a brash adventurer, and together they encounter the fabled SEA HORROR!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Just What Is Odd To Crazy Steve? by Vivli reviews
Captain 'Crazy' Steve captains the ship from Seblina to Mhaura, and has seen a lot. Ever wondered why the captian never reacts to what happens on deck? Well, this time, he encounters something odd.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Rain or Shine, Sleet or Snow by Mho Mhuirnin
Mog House: Quiet contemplation, precious friends, hollow betrayals. A moogle wonders at her master's moods as they prepare for another hunt.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005
And It has Never been Told before by Nights-into-dreams reviews
(First Person) Sometimes the memories of the one you love still hovers in your memory...even if you don't want it to.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2005
Love Me, Love My Gestalt: Updated by Wayward reviews
Bonecrusher hits it off with a coworker, but dating is tricky when you're part of a combiner team. ( Edited: the ending has been touched up. )
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004
Jack and the Changeling by Sarah-neko reviews
A short story in which Jack must enter a rather dangerous fairyland to help his Scottish friend.
Samurai Jack - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2003
Insomnia by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, preEarth - Shockwave's isolation on Cybertron is driving him insane.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Shockwave - Complete
Devastated by Wayward reviews
When one of the Constructicons is destroyed, the others must find a sixth or die trying...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2002
Demon's M.A.S.K. by Macx reviews
MASK involuntarily teams up with the Real Ghostbusters to prevent Venom from getting a valuable relic, which is more than it appears
MASK - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2001
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Broken Wings reviews
Ramjet, badly damaged in battle, was brought back to the Ark for questioning and hacking. However this time something went wrong, and a remorseful Red Alert feels himself to blame for the seeker's broken condition. Inferno isn't exactly pleased to be sharing his lover with the babbling, childlike Decepticon, especially when it comes to the seeker's physical and emotional needs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Inferno, Red Alert, Ramjet] Jazz
Eventuality
(IDW) Chromedome's night of pleasure for his conjunx has a hidden purpose. Rewind will never be the same after his conjunx puts his contingency plan into action. Content warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,574 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/2 - [Chromedome, Rewind] - Complete
Queen of Spades reviews
When Mindwipe begins surging, Soundwave brokers a breeding contract with the Chiroptacon. New Decepticons will be created and he'll relieve the swelling of his spark. As typical of Soundwave's matings it's all business...until the final partner in the contract shows up and Mindwipe's heart becomes entangled.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/29 - Buzzsaw, Mindwipe, Soundwave, Weirdwolf - Complete
Understood reviews
Chapters 41 & 42 posted! Tailgate presents himself upon the viewing floor at the House of Red Curtains. On a later occasion, Tailgate services a rather annoying mech,
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 36,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/2/2016 - [Tailgate, Cyclonus] Swerve
Seduction of a Scientist reviews
G1: When fate suddenly deposited femme!Perceptor on his doorstep on Cybertron, Shockwave knew that Primus wanted them together. Now he just had to convince the lovely scientist of how perfect she would be as his coworker, confidant, and mate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/13 - [Perceptor, Shockwave] - Complete
The Second Half of the Battle reviews
Liz had gotten the worst of it, having gotten perhaps a bit too close to the forest god's remains, lured in by the beauty of the garden that had suddenly sprung up in the wake of its defeat. But at the time, none of them had suspected or even known that the mesmerizing, faintly glowing spores would have such a strange effect on anyone who came in contact with them.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16 - [Abe S., Princess Nuala] [Hellboy, Liz S.] - Complete
Incompatibility reviews
Tracks had Raoul. Powerglide had Astoria. Seaspray had Alana. And now Slingshot finds himself the object of a Human's attentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Slingshot, Hassan/Jumal
Loved reviews
He awoke with a scream, one that cut short on seeing a blue visor staring in at him. "Jazz? Oh Primus! Just leave me," said the mech in a terrified voice, not the usual tone of someone about to be rescued. "I can't go back. Not after what's happened," he said weakly. Warnings: possible triggery content, mechpreg, peer pressure, mentions of sparkling death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Huffer, Jazz, Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Parenthood: Desired reviews
G1: Omega Supreme's behavior has been a bit odd of late, but he has a very good reason for it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Jazz, Omega Supreme, Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Just Walk Away reviews
The Aerialbots were created from a set of Helexian Shuttleformers, a frame-type known for two things: their incredible flying talent and their nightmarish method of reproduction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Fireflight, First Aid, Silverbolt - Complete
In the Name of Science reviews
IDW: Bob seeks out a mate among the crew of the Lost Light, but instead his Hivemaster presents him with one. The Queen isn't spectacular but fits the bill for a first breeding. And the Hivemaster seems to think very highly of the chosen Queen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,168 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Perceptor, Sunstreaker - Complete
Thundercracker's Fate reviews
Chapter 6: "A Rude Awakening" posted. After waking up in his new frame, Thundercracker is first hacked for information by Red Alert and Jazz, and then delivered to Ratchet's quarters to become the medic's new toy. Warning: Possible domestic violence triggers in this chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Thundercracker
Wayward Angel reviews
G1: Worlds collide when Raoul learns a new definition of the word "Sticky."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Blaster, Tracks, Raoul - Complete
Grapple's Choice reviews
Chapter 8: "Nova Sabulon" posted! Hoist and Grapple are reunited after being apart four years, only for Hoist to find that his long-time lover has changed completely. So completely that he's barely recognizable. But that doesn't mean that Hoist doesn't like what Grapple has become. And Chromia has a big surprise for Ironhide—a very big surprise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Grapple, Hoist]
Some Lucky Decepticon reviews
G1: Gears refuses to take a mate even though his time has come and several carriers have presented themselves. And now he's managed to offend most of the Autobots. So when he changes his mind, a vengeful Prowl steps in with a solution that will keep most everyone's pride and honor intact... Gears and two kidnapped Decepticons exempted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Brawn, Gears, Breakdown, Dead End - Complete
The Broken Camera reviews
G1: Red Alert agrees to a date with the notorious Sideswipe. It's not off to a good start when the Lothario shows up overcharged, and it doesn't get any better when Red's nerves show up as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Red Alert, Sideswipe] Sunstreaker, Inferno - Complete
Sunset Dreams reviews
G1: Unbeknownst to anyone else, Wheeljack intended Snarl and Swoop to function as more than warriors for the Autobots. Unfortunately the secret programming kicked in well before it was intended to and several innocents are caught up in the error. Lots of Dinobots, lots of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, lots of Wheeljack and Ratchet. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,717 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Swoop, Skyfire/Jetfire] Wheeljack, Snarl - Complete
Brides of the Monster reviews
G1: Grimlock rescues two femmes during a raid on a Decepticon base. To everyone's surprise they want to stay with him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Grimlock - Complete
Closer Than Ever Before reviews
G1: Nightbird's capture by the Decepticons stirs up some old memories for Soundwave and Ravage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Soundwave, Ravage] - Complete
Wayward Phrases reviews
G1: Ironhide had liked Carly ever since she first wedged her way into the lives of the Autobots. And when she showed up at his door one night, looking cold and lonely and asking for something unexpected, he wasn't about to turn her away. Confusing colloquialisms had led to a misunderstanding... but that didn't stop them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Ironhide, Carly W.] Bumblebee, First Aid - Complete
Wayward Colors reviews
G1: Carly's new car causes something of a stir among the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Carly W.
Wayward Lessons reviews
G1: Cosmos seems to be pregnant. Jazz admits to being the sire. Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to have "that little talk" with Spike and Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Jazz, Cosmos] Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Stung reviews
Chapter 11: "The Captain Returns" posted! Jazz phones home. Carly and Bumblebee go sightseeing again. A familiar face returns to Hax Horobis and gets Carly a new job, besides taking her and Bumblebee out on a special trip with some of his crew. A sweet and fluffy chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Bumblebee, Carly W.] Skids, Jazz
Wayward Kisses reviews
G1: A human teenager meets the femme of his dreams. Unfortunately, he's not completely up on Cybertronian cultural customs, or the fact that Moonracer's bound to be a heart-breaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/3/2015 - [Moonracer, Spike W.] - Complete
Pet Canary reviews
G1: While on a construction job for Shockwave, the Constructicons find, capture, and keep a tiny cassetteformer with a big voice. Soundwave takes notice, but what is his intent regarding the little pink femme? Rosanna ISN'T here to save G1!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Soundwave, Rosanna, Hook, Scrapper - Complete
Heart of Darkness reviews
Pre-movie. Gloyd Orangeboar falls in love for the first time, but the affair is doomed from the beginning. Will he defy King Candy to be with the ones he loves? Can he keep his heart hidden from everyone else? A tragic Sturm und Drang tale set in Sugar Rush.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Gloyd O. - Complete
Nothing reviews
When Mary marries one of the Hero's Duty soldiers, Gene suddenly realizes how empty his life has always been. The beautiful women and cold martinis haven't satisfied. And yet it's all been his own fault. Warnings: Contains cocktails and candy cigarettes.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Gene, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Midnight Bliss V: Fixed, For Sure reviews
The fifth story in my Midnight Bliss series ( yes, I know III and IV haven't been posted yet). Felix finds himself tempted by a busty seductress after a few rootbeers at Tapper's. And Calhoun is not amused.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Black Valentine reviews
Ralph has received a beautiful card every St. Valentine's Day for the past seven years, but the lovesick sender has always remained anonymous. This year, he's determined to discover the identity of his secret admirer.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Medals Must Be Earned reviews
In this "what-if" story, Ralph's crowning achievement isn't rescuing Sugar Rush from Cy-Bugs he introduced to that game. In this version, he never got to Sugar Rush. In fact he never even made it out of Hero's Duty. A tiny change in trajectory leads to huge changes in the story the movie gave us. Warnings: severe corporal punishment, underwear, & champagne.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
A Minion's Date reviews
He'd fallen hard for her the first moment he laid eyes on her—her sweet disposition, her long wavy brunette hair, her friendly smile, her delicate hands. Her eyes sparkled the brightest blue. "Kimmy..." he'd sighed, reading her name on the gold necklace she wore. And he'd sighed it again when she agreed to go on a date with him.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Minions - Complete
Avenging Angel reviews
Despite the vigilance of the Space Marines, a game in Litwak's falls to the Cy-Bug menace. Calhoun takes in one of the survivors in sympathy and guilt, but the newest recruit finds her past a liability and struggles to redefine herself as a soldier in the bleak world of Hero's Duty
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Midnight Bliss II: The Mayor's Mistake reviews
Gene's bad judgment and personal weaknesses lead him down a spiky path from one hilarious mistake to the next. Warning: contains abuse of rootbeer and alcoholic drinks, three of the seven deadly sins, suggestive dancing, gender bending, a crack pairing, and generally TMI. One Shot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Gene, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Filling in the Empty Spots reviews
After the death of Vanellope outside of her game, an emotionally broken Ralph finds solace as a wanderer in Sugar Rush when he's not wrecking the building. But a chance discovery in a meadow sets in motion a chain of events that will eventually heal his heart but threaten the State secrets kept by the Core Four. Jawbreaker & CherryCrush
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,267 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Wreck-It Ralph, Jubileena B. B.] Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Midnight Bliss I: Hero's Booty reviews
Transformation, Invitation, Temptation, and Consummation. Four Hero's Duty Soldiers walk into a bar. Silliness, sex, and strangeness ensue. Warning: contains rootbeer, gender bending, a vampire, bedroom moments, a crack pairing, and 'random' security checks.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Kohut, Markowski, Surge Protector - Complete
Chosen reviews
A mission to recover a fortune in weapon components near the mouth of the Amazon River goes awry and agent Calhoun Burns will never be the same again. MASK battles VENOM in Brazil and goes head to head with a river monster. The Creature from the Black Lagoon was based upon more than local legend, and it's not seeking revenge, but a mate.
MASK - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,572 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
Hero's Duty: Code Blue reviews
A sequel version of "Hero's Duty" is plugged in, leading to mistaken identities, friendship, seduction, battle, and betrayal. Code Blue's deviant, dangerous, and delightful end boss proves much more than anyone expects of a Cy-Bug, for good or for bad.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,198 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Perfect Man reviews
Vanessa x T-Bob... yep, that's what this story's about.
MASK - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
Runaways reviews
How far would you go to be with the one you love? Whom would you defy? Introduced to each other in Episode 55: "The Plunder of Glowworm Grotto," Scott and Te Kaha hit it off a little too well and do something rash, threatening the success of a fledgling Trakker Foundation project in New Zealand and leaving Matt questioning himself.
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete
Making an Appearance reviews
Miles Mayhem is dragged to the party he doesn't want to attend and forced to socialize-a comedic tale of the VENOM agents, taking place after the end of the racing series. All your favorite no-gooders are included. Warning: This story contains loud music, hot chicks, booze, birthday cake, public service announcements, and again...grey-haired people kissing. "A fun read."
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
What Happened in Vegas reviews
The team gives Gloria Baker a special mission to accomplish on her vacation to Las Vegas with Matt, but she needs some help from Dusty Hayes. Takes place during and after Episode 24: "Counter-Clockwise Caper." Read it slowly and enjoy the unexpected twists. /Slash warning/ !
MASK - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
The Price of Commitment reviews
Gloria Baker struggles with a failed romance with a fellow racer. Based upon Gloria's summoning scenes in Episode 30: "The Lost Riches of Rio" and Episode 55: "The Plunder of Glowworm Grotto."
MASK - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
Divinity reviews
MASK tangles with VENOM in the northern Amazon jungle in this rewrite/fixfic of Episode 13: "The Creeping Terror." Ali Bombay joins the team on his first mission, and Gloria Baker brushes with things beyond her understanding.
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
The Elephant and the Orchid reviews
Dagger finds a bit of courage and proves Rax wrong. It's just a quick and sweet little vignette in which "nothing ventured is nothing gained."
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Mayhem's Mistress reviews
This one's for you Mayhem fans, who'd love to see him do something other than spout cliché villain's lines, berate his underlings, and eventually get shot down. Warning: This story contains alcohol, tobacco, and grey-haired people kissing. Chapter 3 contains obsessive use of coffee.
MASK - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Kachina reviews
A wounded mystical being crawls out of an Arizona river and into the lives of two Navajo women.
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
What Happens in Venice reviews
Gloria Baker and Jacques LeFleur find themselves victim to the city's ancient spell of romance at the conclusion of Episode 60: "Venice Menace."
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
A Vow to Cait Sith
Despite official forbiddings, a man from the present falls for someone from the past—a "Wings of the Goddess" fanfiction taking place around the campaign battles and the Battle of Bastok. NOT for the closed-minded.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,418 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
The Fever reviews
Welcome to Kazham, a lush, tropical paradise. When Rauteinot, the missionary from San d'Oria, contracts a local malady, his hidden past comes to light and his bitter present unravels.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Astronomy Lessons
A lighthearted piece inspired by the beautiful stars and the wide oceans of Vana'diel. Gregory loves Tibelda. Tibelda loves someone else. The Sea Horror loves anyone it can stuff into its greedy maw.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Teleport Mea reviews
When an old rival appears, a disenchanted Paladin comes to terms with his inner failures and loneliness.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Madness
The sequel to "Teleport-Mea." Crying Swan and Floria head off on their honeymoon, finding adventure when only wanting peace and quiet together.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,794 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Maiden's Spring reviews
Janotha secretively follows his girlfriend while she hunts in Jugner Forest, only to find that his eyes are not the only pair watching her.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
The Clever Plan reviews
A short, bittersweet tale of a Taru's plan to win the love of a lady.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete