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Author has written 19 stories for iCarly, Sonny with a Chance, and Vampire Diaries.
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8/18/11: A new chapter of iLove Boys that Fight Back is up and so is a new chapter of iBe a Fake Sleeper
6/19/11: I have another account on the sister site FictionPress!!
2/22/11: Hey guys :) I have just started a whole bunch of new stories because iLove boys that fight back is coming to the end. There is a new poll up so you can vote on what you want me to work on the most.
PLEASE:These are MY IDEAS except for the SmileyFace Challenge!! I ask that you guys do not take the ideas for you own I only have posted the summaries below so you can give me your opinion. It HAS HAPPENED BEFORE- SO I ASK THAT YOU RESPECT ME and DONT do it again. If you do i will take action because stealing my ideas is plagiarism. Thank you.
Our Last Summer: T: Seddie: Prologue to iLove Boys That Fight Back: Connected one-shots of Sammy and Freddie based on pictures taken that summer: Little did we know that the day Summer vacation ended 'we' would be put on the back-burner. That the next day when Carlotta Shay entered our lives everything would change.
When Wishing on Stars (Be Careful What You Wish For): T at the moment but the rating may change to M: Seddie: Freddie had always had an active imagination. He wondered what his life would be like if his one wish came true. I have two things to say, things are never what they seem and when wishing on stars be careful what you wish for- because it could come true.
Anniversary of the end of our lives (Smileyface challenge 13): T:
The Challenge: What would have happened if Gibby couldn't save Carly, Sam and Freddie at the end of iPsycho? Instead, he too is imprisoned with them! After being there for 2 months, tensions are high between them all. The iCarly gang is considered dead, so the police have stopped looking for them, (Freddie's mom is crazy with worry of course), Nora's gotten even crazier, and with only each other every day, Carly, Gibby, Sam and Freddie are starting to see each other in a different light. Will Nora ever be caught? Will they ever be free? And are these feelings they're starting to have real, or are they just going crazy?
Rules! 1. Seddie. Possibly Cibby. 2. Any rating. 3. Have fun :
MY SUMMARY:Two months today. Today is the anniversary of the end of my life. The day that we got kidnapped for helping out a psycho girl alone on her birthday. My name is Carly Shay, you may have once have known me as the star of iCarly. Now all I am is a memory to many people.
10/16/10: So excited... Randomness 101= Seddie Fan and I are putting the finally touches on our first chapter! Hopefully it will be posted by tomorrow. XD AND THIS FRIDAY IS iSTART A FAN WAR YYYAAAAAHHHHHOOOO i am SO hyper, i haven't even started to do my homework & i have tons AND i have a test tomorrow!
10/14/10: iElevator is finally up- so my iSituations stories are fin. So that means i am moving on to bigger, and better things. LIKE: Finishing iLove Boys that fight back, My collaborative with Swarley180 called Haunted by memories, and a fic yet to be decided with the amazing Randomness 101- Seddie Fan. YOUR AMAZING GIRLY!!!
6/24/10: iZAP is finally up peeps!!! And i finished Written love- first time ever to have finished a multi chapter story, and i am so happy!!! :D YYYYAAAAAHHHOOOOO!!! So that means i can start on the growing pile of story ideas in my room!!! Also, i have an idea for a sorta sequel. Why did i say sorta? Because it comes after Written Love , but to be honest it basically has nothing to do with Written Love- all it has is a few ref's made to the story. Let me know if you all out there want me to post it. Anyway i would like to take this time to thank all the people that have put up with my insaneness you guys rock my socks off:) I know corny. Anyway thank you guys for the support, ideas, and inspiration... The reviews, subscriptions, and favoriter emails i got made me want to sit down and write, cause if it wasn't for them i wouldn't have been able to finish the story.
5/31/10: I have been hearing about Sarcastictealeaves & lanetea on utube for a long time, and about how amazing they are at finding Seddie in iCarly episodes. So I went on utube to check them out- and I couldn’t get enough. I watched almost all of their posts. In one of them they mentioned Freddie’s face when Sam does something cute- the face in which his eye brows raise, and he sorta- kinda smirks. ( they mention this in the video review of ilook alike) Also that they always continue each other sentences, and talk at the same time- he even opens the door for her a lot. !!!Look at Sarcastictealeaves on utube!!!! Also the fact that Sam wears red a lot or some form of red, and Freddie wears blue or some form of blue which makes purple (remember Spencer & the Art teacher). I have known this for a while but it was nice to know I wasn’t the only one who noticed.
BIO STARTS HERE:
I am infatuated with many guys such as: Christopher Gorham (Auggie from Covert Affairs ), Nathan Fillion (Castle from the tv show Castle), Daren Kagasoff(Ricky From Secret life), Nathan Kress (Freddie from iCarly), David Boreanaz (Booth from Bones), Avan Jogia (Beck from Victorious), Leon Thomas the third (Andre from Victorious), Matthew Underwood (Logan from Zoey 101), Devon Werkheiser (Ned From Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide), Tj Thyne (Jack Hodgins from Bones), Nick Jonas, Damon Fizzy, Michael Weatherly (Tony from NCIS), Ian Somerhalder ( Damon on Vampire diaries), Taylor Lautner, Logan Lerman ( if you don't know who that is he played Percy in Percy Jackson, and the Olympicans), Matthew Gray Gubler ( plays Spencer Reid on Crimminal minds), Carlos Pena, Logan Henderson, Zack Efron, and Adam Lambert ( I WISH YOU WEREN'T GAY!!) ; who r real people. Also there is Damon, Mick, Jacob; who r not real but i wish they were)!! Also I have tons of Amazing crazy best friends who stick by me no matter how insane i am xD I am team Taylor, and Team Jacob. One of my favorite sayings is Peace Love Twilight, created by one of my many BFFS\BFFLS And well ya..
There's a thick line between
Love and Hate
Yet you still managed to Break it.
The breakfast club
Some kind of wonderful
The last song
My fake fiance
Look who's talking
Look who's talking too
Meet the parents
Meet the Fockers
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: ( AMAZING SHOWS IF YOU HAVEN"T WATCHED THEM YOU MUST WATCH THEM)
Sue Thomas FBeye
Criminal Minds ( Matthew Gray Gubler is so freak'n HOT!!) Go to: For awsomeness
Wizards of Waverly Place
Big Time Rush
Sonny With A Chance
My fav. color, periwinkle
I love people that express them selves in the way they act and dress
I am a bookworm
I am addicted to Starbuck's Carmel Frappacino's
I live off of food- I LOVE FOOD
Even though i am team Jacob i don't think that Bella deserved Jake, Jacob is way out of her league
I LOVE TAYLORS ABS HE IS SO SEXY!!
I LOVE MOONLIGHT & BLOOD TIES the TV shows and was pissed when they were stopped.
And the obvious i love writing
I love Civil Twilight, Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert, Owl city, Lady Gaga, Lady Sovereign, Ke$ha, Green Day, The Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas & the Administration ( spelling?), Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, Aly & Aj, Avril lavigne, Big Time Rush, Cobra Starship, David Archuleta, Honor Society, Jennette McCurdy, and Taylor Swift to name a few. (THESE ARE IN A RANDOM ORDER!!) Don't anyone dis them, or their music near me or i will get furious, AND PLEASE DON'T NOT READ MY STORIES BECAUSE I LIKE THEIR MUSIC- yes that has happened.
Writing style: Very descriptive, and i suck at spelling just to let u know, please love the stories and ignore the spelling if u please, thxs.
Parings: Carly\Shane, Carly\Jake, Sam\Freddie, Jacob\Renesmee Why not Ceddie (creddie) well because Freddie and Carly r way 2 similar and it seems that Freddie has gotten used to the fact he "loves" Carly he does not think about it anymore, and if they did marry, it would be the type of relationship that ends up in the woman having an affair, and ending in divorce. Spam... not at all, because to me Spencer is like a big brother to sam, and Sam like another sister to him. Last no Cam, sorry, i am not against gay relationships , but Sam, and Carly are more like sisters than anything else, and Carly is Sam's mom figure. I also love Channy: Sonny and Chad from Sonny with a Chance, and Mick, and Beth from Moonlight. I guess you could call them Bick, or Meth , but both couple names suck. Other couples: Quogan; Logan & Quin from Zoey101, Henry & Vicky from Blood ties ( Another show that i wish hadn't been canceled), and Damon & Elena from Vampire Diarys. Why not Stephan & Elena? They are a way to perfect relationship. Like Bella & Edward. Which I hate in the movies, but love in the books. And Jacob\Bella both in the movies & books. Beckett And Castle From Castle are also awsome together. Victorious; i like Beck & Jade, Cat & Robbie, and Andre & Tori. Bones; Booth And Bones, And Hodgela.
Another thing- I am not THAT young, or THAT old, but people think that I am because of either my profile, or my stories. I ask you to keep an open mind. :) I am not telling my age, but please people, THINK. Okay that sounded rude- sorry, but I needed to get it out.
I love reviews good and bad, your support is the best thing next to chocolate ( or any sugar), or coffee, your support helps keep me going
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says if you deny me I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
Your Nickname: Cat, four precent, p bear (amongst others)
Your Gangsta name: (The 1st three letters of your (first) nickname and izzle)Catizzle
Your Soap Opera Name: (The name that you wish was your middle name and current street name) Therese Quincy
Your Detectice Name: (fav color and fav animal) Periwinkle Panda ( cause that name is so scary and intimidating)
Your Star Wars name:( first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your nickname, and last three letters of your mothers maiden name) Dricat...
Your Super Hero Name: (2nd fav color, and fav drink) Blue [insert either Coca cola, Coffee, or Tea here]
Your Arab name: (2nd letter of your nickname, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter in your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings name, last letter of your moms middle name) Adt.mt.
Your Witness Protection Name: (mothers middle name) ... (none available) Now how would that work?
Your Goth Name: (black and a pets name) Black Bella
Stories: ( 12 Seddie, 1 Channy, 2 Delena) 15 total
iPlay a love game- taken down to be worked on
iLove boys that fight back- 14th chapter is being written THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT
Written love- DONE!!! THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS FOR SUPPORT; YOU ROCK
Haunted by memories Written with Swarley180- Chapter three is being written
Viva la Gloria Little girl one-shot- REVIEW PLEASE
Freshy to Princess of the Night one-shot- complete and in need of reviews
It starts with a Diary – needs reviews badly REVIEW PLEASE
Secret obsession CDC style- needs reviews badly REVIEW PLEASE- I know this story kinda sucks but if u could review & tell me how to improve i would appreciate it :)
Owl City iPod Shuffle Drabbles iCarly style.(Version Seddie)- REVIEW PLEASE
You have broken me- REVIEW PLEASE
BFW\B (Best friends With Benefits) A Drabble- REVIEW PLEASE
iSituations: iZap: this is one out of five stories part of a series of one shots called iSituations. Four out of the five are “challenges” that I have read, this one though is all mine. 1) iZap 2) iSpin da bottle 3) iSeven minutes in heaven 4) iTruth or Dare 5) iElevator THEY ARE FINALLY FINISHED!! REVIEW PEOPLE JOIN IN MY CELEBRATION lol Let me know what you think. YOU GUYS ROCK!
Song: Running away by AM
Word: Chizz ( No one else uses it)
Seddie used to be called Fam.
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LOVE AND LIKE
In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
In front of the person you love, you can' t say everything on your mind
In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
Then person you love comes into your mind every 2 minutes.
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.
When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
The feeling of love starts from the eye
So if you stop liking a person you used to like
Better than FredDAMON FIZZY: DeeFizzy aka dfizzy aka deefizzy tv (WARNING MATURE MATERIAL)
Shane Dawson(WARNING MATURE MATERIAL)
100 Questions (Rewritten)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My evil little brother
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My Poppy, Grandpa, and Nanny
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPod, a stuffed animal I got when I was little, and the paintings on my wall.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
37. FIRST JOB? Camp counselor
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Books and music
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Cat, P bear, four precent and a lot of embarrassing ones
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No, should I have?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? See you in the dark Honor Society
PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? used to
4/18/10-NOTICE: I am pulling iPlay a love game down off of the site. Thank you for all of the support, but I haven’t had an easy time writing the story. It was a little bit uncomfortable for me to write it- and I feel bad that I am disappointing people. BUT I write for me. Not other people, isn’t there a saying about that? That you should write to please yourself? IDK. I am going to ask that even if my story isn’t published on the Internet that no one steal my idea. In the future I am most likely going to repost it, and continue it, but for now it is on hold. Thanks to all the people that reviewed, and subscribed. To the people that added my story as a favorite, or me as a favorite author I appreciated it!! Here are the reviews:
Truelegit: Very nice. Everything I've written so far has been M. If it is done right it can be pretty sexy. This was hot. :) And I don't even like Seddie.
Gabsikle: I must say that I enjoyed this. Please continue.
INFO ON THE STORY: Summary: After a one-night stand can Sam, and Freddie work it out? Or like Sam wants- for it to be forgotten. A\n: Hay guys I have never written an "M" rated fic before so i love suggestions, and reviews. Love ya! (NO LEMONS\PORN If You want lemons look else where)
Chapter one was called: One night stand, and it was a Seddie fic & an Angst\ Romantic story. It was 1,730 words.
Carly&Freddie-Creddie. and. Sam&Freddie-Seddie
How, how can one ship Creddie? - It just seems boring... No offense... I'll illustrate.
A Creddie short-short-short conversation.
Carly:"Hey Freddie.. Um, Can we talk...?"
F:"Sure.. 'Bout what..?"
C:Really nervous "I... kinda.. realized that I.. kinda have feelings for you.. and... I might.. might wanna go out with you.."
F:Blinks, and pinches himself, to be sure he hears right, then he Screams:" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, Finally!" and kisses Carly, full on the mouth.
The end. Boring right? xD
A Seddie Short-short-short-okay not that short Conversation.
Freddie walks in the shay's appartment: "Carly..?!"
Freddie's turns to leave when a voice says: "She's not here, neither is Spencer. So go snuggle your stuffed animals dork"
Freddie jerkes his head towards the petite blond and answers her in a mocking voice:"Oh.. Its you." the you sounding like puke-stuff.
Sam:"Nice to see you too, Dorkward, you know, I just Loooooove seeing your face" (Heavy sarkasm)
F:"Oh Shut up Demon."
S:"Don't Get your underwear in a bunch, I'm just sitting and eating ham, it's not like sugested we should date or anything else disgusting."
F:" Cause It would make YOU puke to date ME.. I have rights too, you know, and I would use my right to say that I would be the one to puke."
S:"Calm down Dorkenstein, your turning purple, and may I say that color doesn't suit you well... actually it's-"
F"Orrhh, Shut UP, Puckett.! - You know what? I HATE You"
S:"Hate you too, DorkFace" Very calm.
F:"You... ... Butterhead!"
S:Uuuuh, Good comeback, Dorkio"
S:"Flacid asparagus, Benson's going Wiiiiild"
S:"I hate you"
F:"I love you"
S:"Fredwardioooo- Wait, did you say...?"
F:"What, Puckett..? ... Yes.. I did."
S: Jumps at Freddie: "UURRGGAAARGOOORGGGH"
S: Tackles Freddie, and pins him to the ground, straddle him, slings her hair over her shoulders, commertial like, and says:"I loooove you too." does the hair thing again and shouts:"Because your Worth it!"
F: Struggles:" What!? - Ehm, Sam, Your sitting on me! and.. WHAT?!"
S:!I'm aware of that, dorkface, and Pleeeeeaase, for god sake, be quiet and stop struggling."
S: "good Dork,-"
F:Scowls and mumbles: "I'm not a dog, puckett.."
S:"Dork - Dog, Whatev. I was saying: I love you, You gotta listen more careful!!"
F: Mouth hangs open, as much as possible when your laying down, and your jaw's not affected by gravity.. :"Uhm...What.. do you want me to say..."
S: "Nothing, Just be ready"
S:"Lip to lip action!" she shouts in a happy voice before she leans down and kisses him forcefully on the lips...
Camera zooming out, before they go to wiiiild..
You see why, YOU should be a Seddie Warrior?, No? then go get yourself some brain surgery, you need it BD.
-iwas a pageant girl
(Freddie knocks and opens Carly's door)
Carly: So, what prank do you put on Sam?
Spencer Shay: Hey, where've you guys been.
-ithink they kissed
-iwant more viewers
(a sound is heard in the background of Spencer's live broadcast to iCarly)
-Iwant locker 239
-I hurt lubert
-isaw him first
Detective Tragg: (holds up badge)Detective Tragg, Seattle Police Department.
How To Seem Normal
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
(Mom if you read this i doubt you will haha BUT I LOVVEE YOU :) )
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
YOUR GUY SIDE (bold is me):
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE (again, bold are mine):
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total:10 (looks like i’m more of a girly girl than i thought xD)
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you Give her your attention
When she pull's away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend s
add "I'm a/an supposedly" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Are you what this says you are?
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
Red = loud
Green = stupid
None = freaky
Fuzzy = gorgeous
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little too happy
Black = emo
Stripes = funny
Gray = skanky
Pink = preppy
Light blue = sweaty
Other = hot
x White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts = cutie
Skirt/skort = skank
Corduroy = homosexual
xTight jeans = scene kid
Ripped jeans = emo
Cammo = cage fighter
Jeans = prep
Pajamas = pimp
Cargo = clown
Sweats = athlete
Boxers = brat
Booty shorts = female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = creepy
Bikini bottoms = beach girl
What is your natural hair color?
Brown = that every one wants to make out with
Blonde = with a hot boyfriend
Black = with a sexy smile
Dark brown =with a broken heart
Red = that likes to have fun
xAuburn = who loves to be different
Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
Bald = cute elderly man lol
Pick the month you were born on:
1 = who ate
2 = who needed
x3 = who danced
4 = who shot
5 = who killed
6 = who smoked with
7 = who banged
8 = who ran shirtless with
9 = who got stabbed horribly by
10 = who cuddled with
11 = who slept with
12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barney the dinosaur
08 = an exotic dancer
09 = a star
10 = a bag candy
11 = my lover
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a puppy
14 = a lego
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a straw
18 = a rock
19 = an orange
20 = my bestie
21 = a homeless guy
22 = a witch
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a jar of honey
26 = a book
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your sibling
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
White = because I love to cook
Black = because im sexy as hell
Pink = Because the lil people told me to
Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I'm creative
Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that's how I roll
xGreen = because I'm good in school
Orange = because I rock your socks off
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I've got abs
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
Did you know... Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrust the blade Right into her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
"They hurt her"
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Make a wish, and hope it happens...
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your monthof birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true
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Some endings are just too perfect to write fanfic's for...
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Now that you've Pasted at least 1 Thing into your Profile, Dance Like a monkey :)
Cute Seddie Moment Here!!
Sam: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sam: Do you like me?
Freddie: Not Really
Sam: Do you want me?
Sam: Would you cry if I left?
Sam: Would you live for me?
Sam: Would you do anything for me?
Sam: Choose me,or your life
Freddie: My life
Sam runs away in shock and pain,and Freddie runs after her and says...
"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."
"The reason I don't want you is because I need you."
"The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left."
"The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you."
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
iCarlyfan616 on utube ( I was bored again so I went looking for Jathan videos) has a video where Jennette and Nathan are flirt fighting and he says "maybe she cares more about you than she does her b... iCarly people" AND I was like omg he almost called himself her boyfriend!!! The video is called: Cute and Funny Jennette and Nathan video-go check it out!!
Swac spoiler follows:
Omg omg- Channy has happened :) I was watching Sonny With A Chance on demand and now Sonny and Chad r secretly dating!! (yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhoooooyyyyy)
Lovers come and go- but lust lasts forever.
Definition of Lust:
Examples- the way Freddie and Sam feel about each other: seddie
ONE OF MY FAVORITE quotes:
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN BITCH, RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say: "It's becuase your gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
Hay this is for people that have been wondering about Miley Cyrus' new look, and songs. I have been watching alot of her videos she has posted, ones about her album, and live performances. What I think is that after the whole Niley break up Miley dated that model and when that ended she gave up on love. She started putting all her anger about Disney controling her, the loss of Nick, and peoples opinions about her into her music to express herself. Her music is different because it has changed like she has, and the tatto she had that says "just breath"- she puts her hand on it during the preformances/ songs that are based off of the Niley relationship. And the nose ring- alot of girls have them. The rest of her clothes like her music are her expressing her feelings.
FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM SAM:'Thats not a mouse, thats a rat.'
FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM CARLY:'I don't kiss like blahuhhh, i kiss like a princess!'
FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM SPENCER: 'I don't wanna (carly:why?) 'Cause il jiggle'
FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM FREDDIE: 'Aww Sam if you're in love with me just say so!'
I don't own the following:
Sam: are you okay Carly?
Carly: Yeah, just a little tired. I had this weird dream last night
Sam: me too. Were you getting chased through school by a giant ham sandwich?
Sam: Okay, that's just me then
Freddie: HEY carly! Sam!
Carly: Hi Freddie.
Freddie: Whats up with you guys? Rough night?
Carly: Weird dreams.
Freddie:Were you two being chased by a giant laptop?
Freddie: Just me then
Sam: so what was your dream carly?
Carly: well first... Freddie was my Boyfriend
Freddie: Sounds like a good dream
Sam: More like a nightmare!
Carly: And the second weird thing was that you, sam, were jealous of me for going out with him
Freddie: Thats does sound like a nightmare!
Carly: i have no idea what that all means
Freddie: you should check with spencer. Doesnt he have that dream interpretation book?
Carly: Good idea! but i lost him
Sam: You lost your older brother?
Carly: Either that or he's hiding
Spencer: (metal voice) IM NOT HIDING!
Spencer: (Met. Voice) IM NOT HIDING!
Carly: Where are you then?
Spencer: (M.V.) i was making a new sculpture called iron dude for the yakima museum... its meant to be a living sculpture!
Carly: i can hear you, but i cant see you
Sam: yeah, where is your voice coming from
Spencer: (MV) Im inside the sculpture!
Carly: Your inside?
Carly: well come out
Spencer: MV: i cant, i welded my self in...
Sam: wow! did you mean to?
Spencer MV: yes and No
--EVEN MORE BUT I DONT WANNA TYPE IT!! if there was a video, i would post it, but i might post it myself, look for Killer0hamhampoo!--
YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE AN AUTHOR IF...
-If you talk to yourself.( That's me!)
-You copy and past things more than once onto your profile by mistake
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long.
Your computer runs out of memory.
You can't stop writing!
Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101 ( yet you worship it- weird huuu?).
Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D
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╔╗╔═╦Put this on your profile
: I said i would Try not succeed
Ima Dork, but the cool kind, haha, peace out!
In the words of Randomness 101-Seddie Fan
go and be B E A S T
GO and be the A W E S O M E S A U C E I know you are.
Y E L L BAM BAM tUrKeY AND ham! tHe TOP of your L U N G S when you AcHiEvE S O M E T H I N G.
Be sOuThErN like ME and say 'LoRdY lOrDy' rather than 'O H M Y G O D' OR say it when you're S T R E S S E D
Love the song W O N D E R W A L L by Oasis because it's the B E S T
live to be raNdom
PEACE OUT S U C K A S !
Love peace Seddie