Mrs.Aldo Raine
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Joined 02-11-10, id: 2251282, Profile Updated: 11-17-11
Author has written 13 stories for Hocus Pocus, NCIS, West Side Story, Twilight, Fruits Basket, Shakespeare, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji, Thor, and Maximum Ride.

Hi I'm Becca



I am OBSESSED with Inglorious Basterds.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you believe that the world would end if Usa-chan was lost forever.
If you think that it's a miracle that Kyoya's theme song has NOTHING to do with MONEY, nor does it have the word MERITS in it even ONE TIME!!
If you ever dream about an anime character falling madly in love with you...
If your po-ed that you can't just reach out and GLOMP Kyoya/Mori/any other anime character.
If you died a little bit inside when you saw Kyoya's father slap him.
If you are afraid a friend or yourself is going crazy from anime-obsession... come one, EVERYONE applies to this!!
If you want soooooo badly to visit the host club that you would give ANY material possesion.

If you think that Haruhi and Tamaki need to just get over themselves and admit their love to each other.
If you have ever had a dream that you were daydreaming that you were dreaming that you were having a nightmare that you were having a day dream and your pants got eaten by cheese, only to find out ot was just a dream and you were daydreaming truly about your favorite male anime character dancing and singing shirtless by a pool in the dark... Good time, good times.
If that last one made your brain explode, just copy and paste, and give your nogin a rest.

If, after watching Phineas and Ferb, you REAAAALY want a pet platypus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to make out with Dr. Doofenshmirtz, put this on your profile.

If you were completely grossed out by that last statement, copy this onto your profile.

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this onto your profile

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Follow the link to see a picture of the Jet's reaction's of Tony leaveing from Abbi's story. Ice-Mori; Baby John-Honey; Arab-Tamaki; Action-Kyoya;Abbi-Haruhi

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken awat from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do part to end it.

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Round Two by hatchling reviews
Hitler is dead, but the Basterds' work is never done. With a new leader, they head back to France to free the man they all are loyal to: Lieutenant Aldo Raine. / Story has an OC and imagination beats even death... Rated for violence
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Aldo R., H. Landa - Complete
Vinternälskare by Fablespinner reviews
Tino was born and raised in a brothel, Berwald is a cabinet maker and carpenter. Their meeting is uneventful, but their reunion builds the foundations of a family and the deepest of loves. This is their tale...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,094 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Opposites Attract by PoisonIvania reviews
The bad boy lead singer of the school's famous boy band meet the little invisible girl. What happens when a fierce competitor tries to take away his first love? Mainly Prussia/fem!Canada and FrUK. Mild Spamano and Ameripan? *Human names used!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,300 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Things You Hear In A Geneco Elevator by Ellie Quirk reviews
Going up in the Geneco tower... Silliness ensues.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
The Ugly Eyes by V. Lohengrin reviews
He was hated for his eyes, and therefore he hid them. Until he came across someone who had same eyes and didn't hate him for that...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Liechtenstein's Pregnant and it's Raivis' Baby by Ariana-tan reviews
Um, well, as the title says, Liechtenstein becomes pregnant by her boyfriend, Raivis. AU fic; set after high school. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Latvia, Liechtenstein
What Moms Do Best by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Finland and Sealand have some 'mother' son time to themselves. Can be seen as a companion to "What Uncles Do Best".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Finland, Sealand - Complete
What Uncles Do Best by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
While staying with Denmark, Sealand gets a little worked up over a thunderstorm. Luckily, Denmark knows just how to make Sealand feel better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Denmark, Sealand - Complete
When A Curse Goes Wrong by SpazzyRussian reviews
Italy manages to anger England at a World Conference. England proceeds to use his occultic habits to the fullest, and curses the little nation. Oh dear...Germany's in for quite a shock. Rated T for unmentionables and gender confusion. Fem!involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Harlot, Bear, Apache by misssixty1 reviews
As the plans to take down Hitler at the German movie premiere fall into play, Annabelle finds herself stuck between Aldo and Donny, with no clue who to choose. Sequel to The Babe In Red. Rated M for L,S,V.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Donny D., Aldo R. - Complete
Milestones by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
It's the worst day in the world for little America. It's the day that he hates more than any other day. It's the one day in which he actually tries to avoid his big brother, England. Because if England catches him on this certain day, he's doomed!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Haunted Past and a Promising Future by Arianllyn146 reviews
Melanie alias Mercutio survived her wound and eloped with Benvolio: but will the past continue to haunt her? To scar her for life? Can he help her heal her emotional wounds? And where are they going? Find out here!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
Hospital Beds by leader of lights reviews
During a hospital stay, Toris receives an unexpected visitor that helps him remember how to smile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Lithuania, America - Complete
How Was I To Know? by SHRevolutionary reviews
Dill and Scout pester Atticus and Maudie about love until tragedy strikes. Please read! To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Atticus/Maudie, slight Scout/Dill and slight Jem/OC. Please review! Anonymous reviews accepted! Give me your opinions and ideas!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010
And What Has Rome Done for Us? by sweetteasus reviews
Shameless ripoff of "The Life of Brian". Germania poses this question to the other Ancients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Germania - Complete
Sic Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Miss. Jay reviews
With the announcement of her husband's arrest, Mina Stiglitz knew what she had to do. Rescue Hugo. Hearing that the Basterds were looking for him, Mina tracked them down and asked for their help. Now, she's a Basterd with a pissed off husband. Hugo/OC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Hugo S.
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History by Kris Saxon reviews
He pulled me closer. I felt weak, conquered. Like I'd fallen for some awful trick. But I couldn't help it; I couldn't pull myself away from him. I never wanted to let go again.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - H. Landa - Complete
Human Nature by xXKittenCraneXx reviews
Conel Hans Landa has something else on his mind besides his requests from the basterds. warning: spoilers and slash Hans/Aldo
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Aldo R., H. Landa
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Soren and the True Power of Mjolnir reviews
Soren lives with her mother and her pet dog, Fenrir. Her life is seemingly normal until her Uncle comes and offers her a road trip. Her uncle isn't really the man her claims he is. And Soren discovers that and much, much more on her adventure
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Loki, Thor
A promise of forever reviews
Alan Humphries moves to a new high school and within his first day meets a best friend, the asshole of the school and a hot guy. Soon he comes down with Cancer. How will Alan deal? I own none of the roconizable characters
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Eric and Alan's Wedding reviews
Another story from the picnic. Thanks place after my family reunion story.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Family Reunion
My friend and I wrote this at a picnic yesterday. It's a little random but we gave Ronald a family. I don't own Druitt, Ronald or any of the Kuroshitsuji characters you recongnize
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Ronald K. - Complete
Hippie America reviews
This was a kinda crack combo of my friend, Jade and my ideas. It came from me acting on a few hours of sleep and I was in the kitchen and started to ask questions like, "Do you think America got high in the 70's" so we made this. Warning: Drug use
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
Liv forever as a Sohma reviews
Liv Carter moved to Japan with her mother when she was 8. Her mother had fallen in Love with Shigure Sohma. WHen Liv was 13 her mother died and she was left with Shigure and her baby half brother, Sean. Fatherly love and best friends emerge maybe love
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Akito S., Shigure S.
mercutio and tybalt's death reviews
Me and my friends made a comady style version of Mercutio and Tybalt's death for English and I figured I'd post it. RIP Justice, he's a friend of mine who played Prince Escalus when we preformed this in class. RIP I'll never forget you 3
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/4/2010
From Boston to Forks New life, love and Adventure reviews
Daniella Vallery "Davy" Swan is Bella's 15 year old cousin and Davy's lived in Boston for most of her life. Until her parents find her to disturbed and send Davy to live with her Uncle Charlie. Davy runs into a certian Sandy werewolf. SethXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Seth
Abbi's Story reviews
this is a prequil to Murphy's Law.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Goth and the Bird Mutant reviews
Abby helps Fang. But will the Whole Flock trust her?
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Abby S., Fang
The Highs and Lows of Life reviews
All Human. Carlisle is a single father with three children. Problems arrise for his oldest, Emmett. Will he have to give them up to the social workers? Or will his family be allowed to keep his kids? and will love find it's was into this father's life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Murphy's Law reviews
Riff's little sister teaches him the Murphy's law
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Not all witches are Bad reviews
Thackery and his Girlfriend save the day
Hocus Pocus - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Thackery B./Binx