Author has written 3 stories for Storm Hawks, Hanna-Barbera, and Merlin.
Hi! I love fanfiction, manga, anime, books, tv shows. You name it and chances are I'm probably obsessed with it. Feel free to skip over my obscenely enormous profile page.
Oh, and I am also that asshole who takes two years to update a story. Sincerest apologies for that. However, I will finish every story I write, even if it takes me sixty years to do it...
A little about me (Warning: I tend to ramble. Do not read the following unless you wish to hear my life story).
Name: You can call me Lyra Grey, cuz I think that's a cool name.
Species: Unknown, possibly a literal bird
Planet of Origin: Unknown
Mental Status: Stark Raving Mad (yes, all capitalized)
Fav Pairings: (I'll put those I've written fics for in italics)
Attack On Titan: Eren/Armin, Jean/Marco, Erwin/Levi
Attack The Block: Moses/Pest
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko/Aang, Zuko/Sokka
Big Wolf On Campus: Tommy/Merton
Blake's 7: Avon/Vila
Bleach: Byakuya/Renji, Ichigo/Ishida, Shunsui/Ukitake, Ikkaku/Yumichika
Common Law: Travis/Wes
D. Gray-man: Kanda/Allen, Tyki/Lavi, Krory/Miranda
Doctor Who: Master/Doctor, Jake/Mickey, Mickey/Martha
Dragon Booster: Artha/Moordyrd
Eagle, 2011: Marcus/Esca
Forgotten Realms: Artemis/Drizzt
Generator Rex: Rex/Noah
Get Backers: Ban/Ginji, Juubei/Kazuki, Emishi/Amon, Hevyn/Masaki
Good Omens: Crowley/Aziraphale
Gravedale High: Vinnie/Reggie
Heat Guy J: Clair/Daisuke
Hogan's Heroes: Newkirk/Carter
Hunter X Hunter: Killua/Gon, Leorio/Kurapica
Kuroko no Basuke: Kagami/Kuroko, Aomine/Kuroko, Kagami/Kuroko/Aomine, Aomine/Kise, Midorima/Takao, Akashi/Murasakibara
Kyou Kara Maou: Yuuri/Wolfram, Conrad/Yozak
Left 4 Dead: Smoker/Hunter, Nick/Ellis
Leverage: Nate/Sophie, Hardison/Parker/Eliot (yes, all 3)
Marvel: Tony (Iron Man)/Bruce (Hulk), Natasha/Clint, Spiderman/Deadpool
Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Kakuzu/Hidan, Kisame/Itachi, Torune/Fu, Temari/Shikamaru, Sakura/Lee, Gaara/Lee, Ibiki/Anko, Anko/Gai, Genma/Raidou
NCIS: Los Angeles: Sam/Callen, Kensi/Deeks
One Piece: Zoro/Luffy, Marco/Ace, Kidd/Law, Sanji/Usopp, Franky/Robin
One Punch Man: Genos/Saitama
Pandora Hearts: Gil/Oz
Power Rangers SPD: Sky/Bridge
Red Dwarf: Lister/Rimmer
Road to Eldorado: Tulio/Miguel
Samurai Champloo: Jin/Mugen
Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes/Dr. John Watson, Moriarty/Moran
Sky High: Warren/Will
Soul Eater: Stein/Spirit
Star Trek: Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov
Static Shock: Virgil(Static)/Richie(Gear), Ebon/Shiv
Storm Hawks: Dark Ace/Aerrow, Junko/Finn, Aerrow/Finn
Sungkyunkwan Scandal: Moon Jae Shin/Gu Yong Ha
Supernatural: Dean/Sam, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, Sam/Lucifer
Swat Kats: Chance(T Bone)/Jake(Razor)
Teen Wolf: Derek/Stiles, Scott/Isaac, Scott/Allison, Sheriff Stillinski/Melissa McCall, Lydia/Jackson
Tiger & Bunny: Barnaby/Kotetsu
Tin Man: Cain/Glitch
Ushio and Tora: Tora/Ushio
Walking Dead: Daryl/Glenn, Andrea/Michonne
Wolf's Rain: Tsume/Toboe
Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness): Tsuzuki/Hisoka
Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei/Kurama, Yusuke/Keiko
Tsubasa Chronicle: Kurogane/Fai, Syaoran/Sakura
Cowboy Bebop: Vicious/Spike
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"-as we are frightened of the Unholy Grail."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A wooden bird
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
1000 Ways to Die
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The ticking of a clock, the wind in the trees, water.
7. What are you wearing?
A lavender robe, a leopard shawl, a clouded shirt
8. Did you dream last night?
I dream every night.
9. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
-paintings of space, dragons, anthros, a mirror, bookshelves filled with books and artifacts, my Japanese Bo Staff, flowers.
10. Seen anything weird lately?
I'd be hard-pressed to find something that isn't weird.
11. What is the last film you saw?
Avatar: The Last Airbender
12. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
-I would purchase all the books I desire, I would donate quite a bit to the ASPCA, buy some dried fruit and other snacks, get some presents for my family, help pay for my sister's college, etc.
13. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I steal sugar packets and creamer from restaurants because I can't bring myself to buy them. Also, peanut butter and jelly packets, and ketchup, and mustard, and barbecue sauce, and...
14. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would give myself, most of my family, and select individuals across the Earth 'superpowers.' Shapeshifting and empathy among other things. I would have to look into each individual's soul to see if they are worthy of it, what suits them, etc. Then they would be charged with making the world a better...Wait...Nevermind.
15. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Cassandra? Khallandra? Persephone?
16. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jasper, Lark, maybe Morgan.
17. What would you say to God when you make it to the pearly gates?
Hey, Old Man In Sky, where's the elevator? My throat is parched from climbing all those stupid stairs. Can I have a glass of iced tea? Oh, and I've been wondering, can Jesus walk on lava too, or just water? And your gatekeeper needs a raise, and possibly some free therapy sessions–Sorry about that.
–basically I'd just ramble on about nonsensical jibber-jabber like a fruitcake. Then I'd take the elevator to Hell and chat with Lucifer until somebody decided I wasn't worth the hassle and kicked me back down to haunt you suckers some more.
(Note: I'm not really Christian. I believe more in reincarnation than anything else. Either that or, like, nothingness after death. But hey, who knows what's real and what's not? Not me, that's for sure. I'll just find out what's up when I kick it)
Grammar Tips (these are helpful hints, not accusations)
How to use 'your' and 'you're.'
You're = You are
Example: You're going to die tomorrow.
Your = Possession
Example: Your car was flung into the ocean by a rabid koala on steroids.
How to use 'their' and 'there' and 'they're.'
Their = Possession
Example: Their only hope was to reach the other side of the river before nightfall.
There = Location
Example: I couldn't be there because the pack of flamingos ate a hole in my boat.
They're = They are
Example: They're going to wish they had never been born by the time I've finished with them.
How to use 'were' and 'where.'
Where = Location
Example: I don't know where the monkey stashed your grenades.
Were = Past tense of was
Example: You were too late to save yourself from the rabid unicorns.
How to use 'to' and 'too.'
Example 1: I went to the festival with Milo.
Example 2: I was too scared to run.
How to use 'than' and 'then.'
Example 1: I would rather eat a barrel of peppers than go to the dentist with you.
Example 2: I left the house, then returned after realizing I'd forgotten my wallet.
How to use 'definitely' and defiantly.'
Example 1: I defiantly kept my mouth closed, unwilling to give them the satisfaction of hearing me scream.
Example 2: I will definitely kill him if he tries anything fishy.
How to use 'lightening,' 'lighting,' and 'lightning.'
Lightening = I mixed white paint into the dark blue mess, lightening it from a deep navy to a paler color.
Lighting = Finally, the fire roared into life, lighting even the furthest corners of the dark cave.
Lightning = A bolt of lightning roared down from the stormy heavens, cleaving a tree in two with a single blast.
How to use 'lose' and 'loose.'
Lose = Did you lose your shoe? I can't find it anywhere.
or = I may lose the first match, but there's always the next one to consider.
Loose = Your butt-crack is showing. I think your pants are too loose.
or = Set loose the hounds of Hell upon these insolent cretins!