Author has written 3 stories for Storm Hawks, Hanna-Barbera, and Merlin.
Hi! I love fanfiction, manga, anime, books, tv shows. You name it and chances are I'm probably obsessed with it. Feel free to skip over my obscenely enormous profile page.
Oh, and I'm fairly competent when it comes to grammar (I'm an English major), so feel free to ask me about anything, and I'll do my best to answer. Also, I am that asshole who takes two years to update a story. Sincerest apologies for that.
A little about me (Warning: I tend to ramble. Do not read the following unless you wish to hear my life story).
Name: You can call me Lyra Grey, cuz I think that's a cool name.
Planet of Origin: Unknown
Mental Status: Stark Raving Mad (yes, all capitalized)
Hobbies: Reading(100% certified Bibliophile), drawing (and just about every other artistic technique you can think of), writing, martial arts (Taekwondo, Hapkido, mixed styles), collecting strange things (bones, weapons, art, coffee, coins, information), Sudoku puzzles and intellectually stimulating games, snowshoeing, skiing(if you ever feel like watching someone fly down a steep hill screaming, go skiing with me, just don't be surprised if I hit a tree, or a fence, or a hay bale, or...I think you get the point), hiking, volunteering at non-profit organizations (especially those involving animals), cooking (even if a certain someone–my sister–deems my food inedible), archery, taking long walks through the forest at night (another thing my sister disapproves of, considering the fact that we live in the middle of nowhere, and have had to elevate our bird-feeders due to pesky bears), climbing trees (seriously, I spend most of my time reading in trees).
Accomplishments (or, the bit where I shamelessly brag):
I am a Senior Green Belt 7th Keub (aiming for Black Belt) in mixed martial arts (Taekwondo, Hapkido, Tai Chi, some Kungfu). I have training with: Japanese Bo (Staff), Chinese Bo (Staff), Katana, Tonfa, various firearms, knives. I am also an Assistant Instructor. I have worked at a Winter Sports Center since a young age for my Aunt J. I can easily swim 5 miles nonstop (With a frog in one hand :P). I have traveled the U.S., Europe, Mexico, and South America. I have stroked the necks of wild deer. I have slept outdoors in trees, ditches, fields, boxes, etc. I have caught fish and snakes with my bare hands (courtesy of a wild upbringing). I have come within 6 ft of wild bears. I have kissed a dolphin. I have had experience with horses from young age. I read every day.
Loud noises (I don't startle easily; the problem is that my ears hurt and I get headaches easily. Even loud music does me in)
Bright light (This includes bright sunlight)
Excessive heat (anything above 60 F)
Boredom (Who doesn't hate boredom?)
Homework (Again, who doesn't hate homework?)
Being Hugged/Touched (I tend to react violently, but I can't really stop myself, so...)
Soft drinks (Pop, soda, or as I like to call it: battery acid) (I'll make allowances for good root beer, and I put some grape and orange sodas on the same level as popsicles)
Strong smells (nail polish and cigarette smoke are the worst)
Make-up (I just keep rubbing it off, and it makes me look funny)
Injections (Practically a phobia. I hyperventilate, thrash, pass out, etc. It's not a fear of needles, because I sew, and I'm fine with stitches while conscious, so I know it's specifically injections)
Swimming pools (Unnatural, chlorinated, creepy)
Hornets (Again, almost a phobia, probably because they're like flying tetanus shots with a bad temper and no medical benefits)
Biking (I had a few accidents: crashed down a steep hill, got hit by a motorcycle, slammed into a cement wall, etc. Eventually I just reckoned I'd live longer if I avoided bikes)
Manga, Anime, Television Series, Movies
Books (I've been reading every day since before the first grade)
Silence (Ah, sweet silence)
Nighttime (My Dad says I'm a 'night owl,' I say 'Daylight is overrated')
Animals (all of them) (note: this does not include ticks, hornets, and various insects and parasites)
Cold weather, rain, fog
My family (I would kill for my family...no, seriously, I would kill for them : )
Swimming (in natural bodies of water, such as lakes. No pools for me; I can't stand chlorine)
Fav Pairings: (I'll put those I've written fics for in italics)
Air Gear: Ikki/Agito(Akito)
Alias Smith & Jones: Kidd/Hayes
Attack On Titan: Eren/Armin, Jean/Marco, Erwin/Levi
Attack The Block: Moses/Pest
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko/Aang, Zuko/Sokka
Avengers: Tony/Bruce, Natasha/Clint
Sorcerer Hunters: Gateau/Marron
Beet The Vandel Buster: Beet/Kiss
Being Human: Mitchell/George
Being Human (US): Aidan/Josh
Big Wolf On Campus: Tommy/Merton
Blake's 7: Avon/Vila
Bleach: Byakuya/Renji, Ichigo/Ishida, Shunsui/Ukitake, Ikkaku/Yumichika
Cal Leandros series: Robin/Ishiah, Niko/Cal
Charlie Bone series: Manfred/Asa
Common Law: Travis/Wes
Criminal Minds: Morgan/Reid
D. Gray-man: Kanda/Allen, Tyki/Lavi, Krory/Miranda
Doctor Who: Master/Doctor, Jake/Mickey, Mickey/Martha
Dragon Booster: Artha/Moordyrd
Eagle, 2011: Marcus/Esca
Eastern Promises: Nikolai/Kirill
Fast and the Furious: Dom/Brian
Forgotten Realms: Artemis/Drizzt
Fox and the Hound: Copper/Tod
Franklin and Bash: Peter/Jared
Funny Games: Paul/Peter
Generator Rex: Rex/Noah
Get Backers: Ban/Ginji, Juubei/Kazuki, Emishi/Amon, Hevyn/Masaki
Good Omens: Crowley/Aziraphale
Gravedale High: Vinnie/Reggie
Hanna is not a Boys Name: Casimiro/Finas, Hanna/xxx, Worth/Conrad
Hawaii Five-0: Steve/Danny
Heat Guy J: Clair/Daisuke
Hogan's Heroes: Newkirk/Carter
Hunter X Hunter: Killua/Gon, Leorio/Kurapica
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Perry/Harry
Kyou Kara Maou: Yuuri/Wolfram, Conrad/Yozak
Law of Ueki: Ueki/Sano
Left 4 Dead: Smoker/Hunter, Nick/Ellis
Leverage: Nate/Sophie, Hardison/Parker
Loonatics Unleashed: Tech/Rev
Marvel: Tony (Iron Man)/Bruce (Hulk), Spiderman/Deadpool
My Babysitter's a Vampire: Benny/Eathan
Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Kakuzu/Hidan, Kisame/Itachi, Torune/Fu, Temari/Shikamaru, Sakura/Lee
NCIS: Los Angeles: Sam/Callen, Kensi/Deeks
Night At The Museum: Jedidiah/Octavius
One Piece: Zoro/Sanji, Zoro/Luffy, Ace/Luffy, Kidd/Law, Sanji/Usopp
Pandora Hearts: Gil/Oz
Power Rangers SPD: Sky/Bridge
Pokemon: Sir Aaron/Lucario
Primeval: Stephen/Cutter, Stephen/Connor, Connor/Abby
Psych: Lassiter/Shawn, Gus/Shawn
Red Dwarf: Lister/Rimmer
Road to Eldorado: Tulio/Miguel
Samurai Champloo: Jin/Mugen
Shanghai Noon: Roy/Jon
Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes/Dr. John Watson, Moriarty/Moran
Shonen Onmyouji: Guren/Masahiro
Sky High: Warren/Will
Soul Eater: Stein/Spirit
Sorcerer Stabber Orphen: Orphen/Majic
Star Trek: Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov
Static Shock: Virgil(Static)/Richie(Gear), Ebon/Shiv
Storm Hawks: Dark Ace/Aerrow, Junko/Finn, Aerrow/Finn
Sungkyunkwan Scandal: Moon Jae Shin/Gu Yong Ha
Supernatural: Dean/Sam, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, Sam/Lucifer
Swat Kats: Chance(T Bone)/Jake(Razor)
Teen Wolf: Derek/Stiles, Scott/Isaac, Scott/Allison, Sheriff Stillinski/Melissa McCall, Lydia/Jackson
Tiger & Bunny: Barnaby/Kotetsu
Tin Man: Cain/Glitch
Ushio and Tora: Tora/Ushio
Walking Dead: Daryl/Glenn, Andrea/Michonne
Wolf's Rain: Tsume/Toboe
X-Men: Evolution: Kurt/Todd
Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness): Tsuzuki/Hisoka
Young Justice: Wally(Kid Flash)/Dick(Robin), M'gann/Connor
Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei/Kurama, Yusuke/Keiko
Tsubasa Chronicle: Kurogane/Fai, Syaoran/Sakura
Cowboy Bebop: Vicious/Spike
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you've ever been slapped in the back of the head for being an idiot by someone you know, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a blizzard inside a garbage bag beneath a bench, copy this into your profile
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"-as we are frightened of the Unholy Grail."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A wooden bird
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
1000 Ways to Die
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The ticking of a clock, the wind in the trees, water.
7. What are you wearing?
A lavender robe, a leopard shawl, a clouded shirt
8. Did you dream last night?
I dream every night.
9. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
-paintings of space, dragons, anthros, a mirror, bookshelves filled with books and artifacts, my Japanese Bo Staff, flowers.
10. Seen anything weird lately?
I'd be hard-pressed to find something that isn't weird.
11. What is the last film you saw?
Avatar: The Last Airbender
12. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
-I would purchase all the books I desire, I would donate quite a bit to the ASPCA, buy some dried fruit and other snacks, get some presents for my family, help pay for my sister's college, etc.
13. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I steal sugar packets and creamer from restaurants because I can't bring myself to buy them. Also, peanut butter and jelly packets, and ketchup, and mustard, and barbecue sauce, and...
14. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would give myself, most of my family, and select individuals across the Earth 'superpowers.' Shapeshifting and empathy among other things. I would have to look into each individual's soul to see if they are worthy of it, what suits them, etc. Then they would be charged with making the world a better...Wait...Nevermind.
15. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Cassandra? Khallandra? Persephone?
16. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jasper, Lark, maybe Morgan.
17. What would you say to God when you make it to the pearly gates?
Hey, Old Man In Sky, where's the elevator? My throat is parched from climbing all those stupid stairs. Can I have a glass of iced tea? Oh, and I've been wondering, can Jesus walk on lava too, or just water? And your gatekeeper needs a raise, and possibly some free therapy sessions. Sorry about that. -basically I'd just ramble on about nonsensical jibber-jabber like a fruitcake. Then I'd take the elevator to Hell and chat with Uncle Lucy until Dad ordered me back home.
Grammar Tips (these are helpful hints, not accusations)
Incorrect use of 'your' and 'you're.'
Example: You're going to die tomorrow.
Example: Your car was flung into the ocean by a rabid koala on steroids.
Incorrect use of 'their' and 'there' and 'they're.'
Example: Their only hope was to reach the other side of the river before nightfall.
Example: I couldn't there because the pack of flamingos ate a hole in my boat.
Example: They're going to wish they had never been born by the time I've finished with them.
Incorrect use of 'were' and 'where.'
Example: I don't know where the monkey stashed your grenades.
Were=Past tense of was
Example: You were too late to save yourself from the rabid unicorns.
Incorrect use of 'to' and 'too.'
Example 1: I went to the festival with Milo.
Example 2: I was too scared to run.
Incorrect use of 'than' and 'then.'
Example 1: I would rather eat a barrel of peppers than go to the dentist with you.
Example 2: I left the house, then returned after realizing I'd forgotten my wallet.
Incorrect use of 'definitely' and defiantly.'
Example 1: I defiantly kept my mouth closed, unwilling to give them the satisfaction of hearing me scream.
Example 2: I will definitely kill him if he tries anything fishy.
Incorrect spelling of 'lightning.'
Lightening=The sun rose slowly above the mountains, lightening the sky with golden rays of warmth and joy.
Lighting=Inside the ancient house, the lighting kept flickering on and off, no doubt due to faulty wiring.
Lightning=A bolt of lightning roared down from the heavens, cleaving a tree in two with a single blast.
Incorrect use of 'lose' and 'loose.'
Lose=Did you lose your shoe? I can't find it anywhere.
or=I may lose the first match, but there's always the next one to consider.
Loose=Your butt-crack is showing. I think your pants are too loose.
or=Set loose the hounds of Hell upon these insolent cretins!