JohnyNtheRainbows64
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Joined 02-11-10, id: 2251536, Profile Updated: 07-14-16
Author has written 14 stories for Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Hello everyone and welcome to the "Love Ship!" I'm Johnny Rainbow, and I'm rolling out lemons like a BEAST! I'm into Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter and a bunch of other stuff. This site will be focused almost entirely on lemons cause I'm a Sex God. And as a Sex God, I aim to please everyone, not just myself. I may be a male, age 25 English Major, but I'm not just gonna focus on MY needs WOO! Ladies, watch out cause I'm looking after you as well! I'm not really into YAOI, so don't expect any of that. Not passing no judgement. It's just not my style. So, for all the rough men AND lovely ladies out there, I'm Johnny Rainbow aka Sex God, captain of the Love Ship, and I aim to PLEASE! WOOO!!!

NEWS FROM THE CAPTAIN!

Alright all you love slaves out there! This is your captain speaking! I just wanted to make a few announcements then I'm headed back out to sea, providing all the hot, steamy lemons that you've come to expect. First off, I'd like to think everyone who's been reading my stories and have found them entertaining and HOT! I don't really take fanfiction very seriously, but as long as I'm here I might as well load up the lemons until the site bans me.

With that being said, you can expect some more Zelda lemons, at least one, in the future. I'm still debating on writing a prequel to Any Way you Want it with Lily. If any of you have any suggestions, let me know and I'll roll it out.

Finally, I recently started my own website www.streettuffs.com You'll find no lemons on that far off shore. Instead, it'll be chalk full of useful Zelda-like information, reviews, thought on current gaming trends, whatever I can think of. You better roll over there fast because if traffic isn't sufficient by next month, I'm shuttin it down, too expensive to keep it a float. Alright enough of that! Oh, and as long as I'm doing this, I want to give a big shout out to Blizzaga Saga. One of the best damn lemon writers on fanfiction. And with that, I'm casting off! WOOOOOO!!!

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Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4426 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Temari and a Book by Mogman reviews
Why had she started to read that book? Temari was now stuck with Naruto and a dirty book. Naruto/Temari.Very much lemons in the later chapters. Moves to the village and becomes Naruto/girls. I'll take any comments or suggestions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Crushed By Doubt by Rienxad reviews
When Hope finally gets to take action on his attraction to Fang, he opens up a Pandora's box of troubles. With the impending battle with Orphan, how will he cope with the danger? Warning: Lemons and language. It's 'M' for a reason!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hope, Fang - Complete
Family Guy Makes Fun of Hey Arnold! by NintendoGal55 reviews
This is just a silly, stupid, one-shot of possible scenarios of what would happen if Family Guy made fun of Hey Arnold! What, oh what, could happen?
Crossover - Family Guy & Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Peter G., Arnold - Complete
Lemons are Sweetest Raw by spirited curiosities reviews
Indulge in these juicy lemons, which feature a variety of Naruto characters. Note: I AM NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,242 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
With You Now by NintendoGal55 reviews
Link and Midna being together on their little honeymoon shortly after marrying and being together for good in the Twilight Realm. How their love has become so strong. Warning: LinkxMidna very sexy LEMON.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Link, Midna
Waiting No Longer by Naylaena reviews
Kairi awaits again. A reunion, divulging all. Three words spoken only hinted before. The joining of heart and soul. Kairi and Sora, the two whose love never tainted. 5 Chapter Fiction. :SoraxKairi: :Lemon: :24000 Hits: R&R :Added:Prologue to Maiden:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 187 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Movies Night by Rawrkabubbles reviews
The youth on Destiny Islands get together every other weekend for a movie marathon. Who knew a movies night could bring romance!SoraxKairi, NaminexRoxas and possible more. Lemon and mature!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007
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Any Way You Want It reviews
GinnyxHarry HarryxGinnyxHermione LEMON. Harry's a real man! Can he make all the ladies happy? YES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Cho C. - Complete
Manhattan Magic reviews
Can Harry make it on the mean streets of Manhattan? It's gonna be rough with a nagging wife and a shitty 9-to-5. But after a strange night of forbidden passion with an undercover succubus working for the mob, Harry finds himself in a fierce gang war! Is his magic enough to help him on the cold city streets? "Harry/OC LEMON"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/4
Red Hotz! reviews
LinkxAnjuxCremia threesome LEMON. LinkxCremia LEMON. Growing up and learning about love is tough. Anju and Cremia are gonna teach Link everything they know about sex and a whole lot more.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Anju, Cremia - Complete
Flowers on the Wall
LilyxSeverus LilyxJames LEMON. It's 1977 and Lily Evans is diggin it! Will she find true love, or will she give into the trills of being a totally pimped out sex god! Read on and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Don't Be Scared! reviews
LinkxAnjuxCremia Threesome LEMON One-Shot. First part written by Nintendogal55. Check her stuff out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Anju, Cremia, Link - Complete
Please Please Me Tonks! reviews
HarryxTonksxCho Lemon. NOTE! this is chapter two of Please Please me Tonks, which was removed. Chapter 1 is no longer available.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Cho C., N. Tonks - Complete
Ice Breaker! reviews
Sora is in love with Kairi, but when he delivers pizza to her apartment, he gets into TROUBLE! Can the Ninja Turtles help him out? "Based on the beginning to the TMNT II movie.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Light My Fire reviews
SoraxKairixAquaxFuu RikuxTifa LEMON. Sora is terrible with girls, so Riku takes him to Kairi's house for a night of fucking! NOTE! involves drug use.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Aqua, Fuu
Rock My Cock! reviews
RikuxSora LEMON. Sora is curious about sex. Riku is gonna teach him... the hard way!... Or will he...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Ball Buster reviews
KairiXTidus LEMON/torture. After breaking up with Sora, Kairi goes to a party and gets wasted. she then finds Tidus and plays around with him in a back alley.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kairi, Tidus - Complete
Back Seat Stretcher reviews
SoraxRiku YAOI Slash. Riku SUCKS!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Taking Care of Business reviews
LinkXCremia One-shot. Cremia takes Link to a room at the Stock Pot Inn and teaches him about how to make love to a woman.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cremia, Link - Complete
Apples and Oranges reviews
10 years after the events of Majora's Mask, Link is living with Anju at the Stop Pot Inn. Their life together is everything but simple, but it's about to get a lost more complicated when a stranger roams into town. NOTE! possible LinkxAnju lemon in future chapters. This story is gonna be as long as a beast so be prepared!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Link, Anju
Welcome to the Asphalt Jungle reviews
1,000 years since the Hero of Time defeated Ganon, Hyrule has turned into an Asphalt jungle full of crime and darkness. One homicide detective "Linkin" along with his super-sexy partner "Mindy" must fight their way through "the Asphalt Jungle" of Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010