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Joined 02-11-10, id: 2251614, Profile Updated: 05-11-11
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Hellsing, Soul Eater, and Eyeshield 21.

Hello there, fellow writers, you have now given me another hit. Be a dear and please read some of my stories as well. I disclaim owning anything in said stories except for original characters and ideas. While reading my stories, please understand that I'm still improving and do intend to get better at writing as I go on. If you've read my Naruto stories, you'll notice that I have come far from where I started, but I still do have a long way to go.

I'm a big anime fan, and I tend to hate on the female characters, but I don't voice that in my fics and I make sure not to bash them (too much). My favorite animes are High School of the Dead, Gintama, Hetalia, Slayers, Ao no Exorcist, and Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

Story Status:

Never Been Normal- Discontinued.

In the Beginning- Updated.

D.Gray-Man on Facebook- Will be updated soon.

Dairy of an Exorcist- Will be updated soon.

Life is Hard When Your Half Plant- Adopted by Echo Uchiha.

Parody no Jutsu!- Up for adoption.

Innocence and Instinct- Adopted by Fairychick1025.

DONDAKE!

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Cyber Punks by Morgstang reviews
Year 2100. Despite his height, Fullmetal is the leader of one of the most feared gangs in Central, the Brat'ja. A few years ago 23 H.A.E. experiments escaped and now Roy Mustang is on a dangerous mission to confirm if the Fullmetal is one of the escapees.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,521 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Seven Little Killers by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
This story will not have a happy ending, love. I just can't see it on the horizon, and anything that I can't see isn't there. Yellow's Arc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 361,090 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2009 - N. Italy
Forced by Morgstang reviews
AU Highschool. Ed is the loser in school. Has no parents and stuck with a shitty, abusive caretaker at a boy's home with his brother. But somewhere along the lines he is kidnapped and unwillingly gains a few new accessories to replace the old ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,649 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
88 Reasons why it's good being a suit of Armour by Snoring Tiger reviews
With Alphonse being in a suit of armour, he has lots of chances to do things we ordinary humans can't. This is a list of advantages to being a suit of armour, as Al needs some credit!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 34,918 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Sorry, I Forgot 2: Insomniacs Unite! by Konorai reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have not read my original story, Sorry, I Forgot. This is the sequel so it won't make sense if you don't read the first one. Anyway, After L's first tantrum last Christmas, L makes a friend that starts an entierly new battle...
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Gaara, L
The Tales We Tell by Herr Wozzeck reviews
In District 10, a mythologist worked as a guard employed by MNU. This is his memoir of his time there, and what the stories he collected there say about the aliens as a sentient race.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,191 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009
Love, Ryou by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
A series of letters written to Amane Bakura from her favorite big brother. He knows he can tell her anything-something he can't say about anyone living.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,867 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - R. Bakura, Amane B.
The Bomb Thrower's Gift by blindhobos reviews
The tattoo artist hesitated at the last minute. "You sure you're old enough, kid?" Insight onto how Jacuzzi came to accquire his sword tattoo in the first place. Slight Jacuzzi x Nice.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Jacuzzi S., Nice H. - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Bleach on Facebook by itsmidnighthere reviews
The randomness of the characters on Bleach if they had a facebook. NOTICE: I have the sequel up, if you didn't know before I am sorry about that. :
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Race Ya by rainlady reviews
The Nations Go to Disney World: Russia and America visit Tomorrowland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The Odd Human Condition by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
It would have been far easier to complete his transformation in peace, but when angered and desperate citizens of Johannesburg rioted against the District 9 gates, Wikus' life was complicated even further than before.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Wikus V.D.M.
My Escape by No Pain No Gain reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Life After You by Kaychan87 reviews
He was the school's number one troublemaker. She was the school's reigning princess. A chance meeting in detention brought them together. Can their relationship survive the odds against them? Gin x Rukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,336 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
The Library Chronicles: Jacuzzi's Halloween Party by alicekinsno1 reviews
Jacuzzi Splot from Baccano! comes to the Library too early and finds himself stuck there on Halloween night with only characters from scary anime like Neon Genesis Evangelion for company. Rated T as a precaution.
Crossover - Evangelion & Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Shinji I., Jacuzzi S. - Complete
Invisible Buddies by Triangular Prism reviews
Two unappreciated individuals meet one day on a park bench, and find that they have something in common. Friendship blooms.
Crossover - Eyeshield 21 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ishimaru T., Canada - Complete
A Stranger at the Door by charz.the.manga.alchemist reviews
Young Ed and Al are told by their mother not to answer the door when she goes out. Guess what they do? Based on an urban legend by the same name.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
House by VioletLolitaPop reviews
In figuring out who plays the "mommy" role, li'l Alfred and Ivan's disagreements climax to one of the greatest domestic disturbances ever to be seen in a game of House.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer by lamekirby reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
Geometric by LostCompass reviews
Born from a subconscious wish. Punishment. That's a tall order. But the helmet gives him an extra five inches. An obsession with justice helps too.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Pyramid Head
Bubbles, Bubbles by Relm Wanderer reviews
Lina's taking a bubble bath. But she's not alone...? Mature themes implied. wink
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Lina I., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
Past Hauntings by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
AU. Franken Stein has everything. A wonderful wife, a house, and a respectable job. But this could all change when a mistake he made fifteen years ago comes back to haunt him. ON HIATUS.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,206 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Franken Stein
Aizen Sosuke: Psychological Therapist by 2BfrankIMAhotdog reviews
What if Aizen were a different kind of evil? Find out what happens in a reality where Aizen Sosuke has a license to inflict therapy upon others. T for language, some disturbing material. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please rate it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Aizen
The Franchise by Teal Phoenix reviews
Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik go to see a movie to celebrate their early release from their punishment. They come out scarred for life and with a bounty on their heads, all in a days work. Rated 'T' for mild language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura
Gin's Sweet Discovery by Clovers-Charm reviews
This is why Gin does not have sugar... EVER! Slight GinXRenji but not really... it's just really a mickey take.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - G. Ichimaru
Sherman The Rock by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Tea at the Crossroads by Becca Stareyes reviews
Zelgadis drifts into a teashop looking for a drink and a direction. Iroh gives him both. Fusion, Evo-R spoilers.
Crossover - Slayers & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Zelgadiss G., Iroh - Complete
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
Humanity by Nezkov Sou reviews
AU. HiruSena? OneShot. Deaths. ...But there was one particular individual, keeping silent, the fact that he had none of those in mind. And he was the only one who, till the end, had a rational thinking and a feeling heart...
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
The Light Murder Club by superstarultra reviews
What's a group of psychotic murderers, hundred-year old lolis, and sadistic teens to do when they get bored of killing? Why, start a band of course! But is the gang ready for the music industry? Or is it the other way around? T because it's Higurashi!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Keiichi M., Shion S.
The Call of Atlantis by agent000 reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Edward makes a discovery about himself that will change his life forever: he is not human. Apparently, the Amestrian army had known all along, and are not too keen on having their little lab rat slip through their fingers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,965 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
L's Rap by xYuzuki-Tachiox reviews
L left something behind after he died...it's very suprising... -Crack-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/25/2010 - L - Complete
Colors in the Kaleidoscope by Akatsuki210 reviews
On a trip to a strange, mushi-saturated land, Ginko encounters a young shinobi with a unique illness. Will Ginko be able to help him, and what will he learn about himself in the process? One-shot, crossover with Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Mushishi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
rUsSiAN RoULeTTE by KSFWolfe reviews
The cold will not leave him. The cold will always be there./A Russia-goes-completely-insane!fic for my friend Rose. I had waaaaay to much fun writing this than should be allowed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Russia - Complete
The Gin Sin by UNseated4TH reviews
And poor Aizen thought that one Gin was more than enough…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Being Human by HarunoRin reviews
AU A Vampire a Werewolf and a Ghost share a house in Bristol. Ichigo Rukia and Ishida are an argumentative group, but they find out the true meaning of humanity together. IchiRuki IshiHime. WARNING may contain Britishness. COMPLETE FOR NOW
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,626 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mcdonalds overtaken by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Henry and Ashley go to Mcdonald's
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ashley M., Henry F. - Complete
White is in the Winter Night by LuckyLadybug reviews
Bakura is being stalked by a serial killer he met as a child, the memory of whom he blocked out. To make matters worse, Yami Bakura knows the person too---from a time period of unsolved mysteries and foggy, shadowy nights....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Edward Elric: Storyteller Extraordinaire by Phoenix Soar reviews
-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Transform and Sail Out! by Netbug-Archive reviews
It was an exciting day for Luffy when he met a rather unusual looking fellow at the port. Crack one-shot.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Optimus Prime, Luffy - Complete
Pyramid Pizza by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Silent Hill 2- Ever wonder where Eddie got that pizza? Lucky Jade Restaurant, a.k.a Pyramid Pizza. We rape and deliver.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Pyramid Head
Trauma Center by Makio-Kuta reviews
An AU story revolving around Doctor Stein and the rest of the cast at the prestigious Shibusen Hospital.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Franken Stein
PLAY BALL! by Inhumunculus reviews
Edward and Alphonse are unwilling victims in a Military softball game. The benefits: fun in the sun and corporal bonding. The stakes: THEIR JOBS! Dun-Dun-Duuuuuuuun!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Master of Kittens? by Metropolis Kid reviews
Alucard's rest is interrupted by a little kitty-cat, which is whining at his chamber door. Read to find out how the No-Life King handles the situation. Short-one shot. A couple of ISD references, but you should still be fine if you haven't read that fic.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Pyramid Head on Trial by palomino333 reviews
After all those horrible killings, Maria is finally suing Pyramid Head. But, since this is Silent Hill, things probably won't go as she planned.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
Hybrid by Nezkov Sou reviews
HiruSena, slight AU. Sena was just an average high school student whose life was dull and filled with boredom and running errands. That was only until he was picked up by a Hybrid German Shepard. Wait, who picked who?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
The story of Ulquiorra: After the Winter War by gadzooks97 reviews
BleachXHarry Potter- "The winter war has ended with the shinigami winning. That was the last thing I remember of my life as Ulquiorra Schiffer." Ulquiorra finds himself in the Rukongai and he meets a young lady who seems to know him. Ulquiorra is Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,072 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
Redemption 買戻し by The Minister of Silly Walks reviews
After Mion's 17th birthday Keiichi discovers a stranger wandering the village. This stranger just so happens to be Keiichi's cousin: Ryuu. When Ryuu joins the club however, dark secrets of his past are revealed and a dark government conspiracy unfolds MxK
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,281 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Keiichi M., Mion S. - Complete
7 Things by Mird reviews
Ed expresses his feelings for Roy...Through a song. Parody of '7 Things' by Miley Cyrus. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sorry, I Forgot by Konorai reviews
L begins to go wild when Christmas comes around the corner. LxCookies involved. PLEASE REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Familiar Face by upsidedownboat reviews
Ryuk is curious as to who the new Shinigami is... he seems somehow, familiar. oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Trading Yamis by The Lunar Rainbow reviews
Ryou and Malik swap Yami's for a week. Sounds like a good idea.. right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
When They Cry L by Ilikekeswords reviews
L, the world's greatest detective, has moved into Hinamizawa because his adoptive father, Wammy, kicked him out. Death Note/Higurashi crossover. 2nd arc is beginning.
Crossover - Death Note & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,057 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Something's wrong with Gaara by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Father's Day by Haladflire65 reviews
Father's Day at Shibusen reminds Dr. Franken Stein of a terrifying but educational childhood nightmare. One-shot. A story exploring a possible relationship between Stein and his father. Read and review!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Franken Stein - Complete
The Clownfish by Neko-sama no Kokoro reviews
Based on Disney's The Little Mermaid. Alternate Universe. A young merprince decides to venture away from his home one day and finds himself tempted by the world of land. AllenxLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 78,655 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
The Sand Prince by swiftstar85 reviews
What if Gaara hadn’t been brought up in the Desert, even though it was his home country? What he was sent to Konoha to be safe from the Akatsuki Organization? Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 249,630 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Nine, Nine, Nine by charz.the.manga.alchemist reviews
A little girl by the name Alexia, is holding a competition and Alphonse decides to join in. Based on the Urban Legend, "The Manhole". Don't know it, look it up. Better than it sounds. Rated to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alphonse E. - Complete
When you give Ulquiorra an ipod by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Ulquiorra an ipod?Read and find out.Rated for some languege at the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Survivor: Bleach Style by Sovereign64 reviews
20 contestants, 39 days, 1 island, 1 million dollars...Aizen's your host. Which character will emerge victorious? Warning: Severe OOCness. Think you can handle that? COMPLETE! More than 14,000 Hits!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,744 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Brotherly Love? by YouGotMeSoStarstrukk reviews
Sasuke, what are you doing?" "I WANNA BE A FISH!" Sasuke and Itachi brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Versus Ramen by SosoChoo reviews
Naruto has a moment with ramen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Your Mom by Rogue12158 reviews
A story with Your Mom jokes, a self conscious Saya, an emo Riku and Haji with bling. Enjoy.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Walkin' the Beat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Mr Potato head by Ceata88 reviews
Something's gone wrong in the Akatsuki hide out and weird things are happening to everyone. Just what is going on? One shot of randomness because I drink to much Orange juice and it messes up my mind. Random crack story. I don't own Naruto. T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
Clothing Disputes by auburn-haired-sadist-XD reviews
Ichigo's getting his butt whipped by a hollow, so his takes over. But...what the heck is he wearing? Drabble -OOCness for both Ichigo and his Hollow- PURE CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Roommates by Arctic Banana reviews
After accidentally hitting Pyramid Head with his car, Matt offers to let him stay at his place, to the chagrin of his roommate, Troy. Warning: This story's kinda weird. O.o
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Pyramid Head - Complete
Seiken Excalibur Take 1 by Redmage2 reviews
Stein once tried to wield Excalibur, too, you know...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Franken Stein - Complete
The Secret History of L by RisingTwilight reviews
Just my take on what L's childhood must have been like. Lots of humor, owls and sugar. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - L, Watari - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Not just any hollow by Motokolas reviews
Let's see what Ichigo's hollow thinks of what happened in his 'life'... Hichigo's POV
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Shinigami by Nightmare Remnant reviews
He is bony and wide eyed, like a shinigami.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Beautiful Tragedy by Netbug-Archive reviews
A ninja ponders bravery. Quick little Christian fic I did back in December for Christmas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Carded Friendship by Flareons reviews
While visiting with Mana in Portugal, Allen wanders off and meets someone unexpected. Young!Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Gaara's Alphabet by POD5000 reviews
The Kazekage teaches Gaara the alphabet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Jiraiya's Hobby Has a Downside by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Jiraiya loves to spy on women at the local hot spring. But on one such trip, an unexpected encounter will traumatize him...and amuse everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Deidara - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Fair play by Ninjamuffin13 reviews
Corndogs, stuffed kitties, and clowns abound when Seras manages to drag Alucard around. Where? The fair! Read if you dare, but beware: though this ain't crack, it's kinda whack!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Men With Hearts of Stone by SilvorMoon reviews
Wowee, my first Slayers fic! I feel special. Zelgadis has his true form at last... to bad it's not permanant. Can the team fight off bumbling thieves and angry jellyfish to help their friend?
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2001 - Zelgadiss G., Amelia S. - Complete
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In the beginning reviews
Insanity was in his blood, even at the beginning. The desire to cut, to dissect, never apeared or left, it was always there. From baby, to child, to teen, all he wanted was to cut and dissect. And that never changed. Stein origin fic. Slighty AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Franken Stein
Never Been Normal reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Hiruma Y.
DGrayMan on Facebook! reviews
Allen Walker is no longer just an exorcist. He is now an exorcist with...technology. Join him as he struggles to keep up with his duties as an exorcist...and the choosing of his next profile picture.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Allen Walker
Night of Lights reviews
Hiruma takes Sena out to look at Christmas lights. It snows and they learn a bit about eachother. Oneshot.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
Life is Hard When Your Half Plant reviews
ADOPTED BY ECHO UCHIHA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
It's Raining Red Again reviews
Gin sings happily while he slaughters an army of Soul Reapers. Darkfic. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Innocence and Instinct reviews
ADOPTED BY FAIRYCHICK1025.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Allen Walker
Diary of an Exorcist reviews
Komui suggested that Allen start a diary to vent his anger... This is going to be interesting.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Allen Walker
Don't Let Alucard Watch Twilight! reviews
Alucard saw the commercial for Twilight, now he hates it with every thread of his being. Read as he mauls the copy that Seras checked out from the library. Complete for now.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Parody no Jutsu! reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Gaara, Akatsuki
Poisoned reviews
Gaara is infected with a deadly poison, and he only has three days to find a cure before he loses control. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
But Still She Loves Me reviews
I am a monster. I am a murderer. I've killed without hesitation. But Still she loves me. Ulquihime. OneShot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Let Me Wander reviews
One night, Ichigo stumbles across a soul who's a bit different than the others. Rather than go to the Soul Society, it tells Ichigo something that will stay with him the rest of his life. T for slight character death. OneShot.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Gaara, Ichigo K. - Complete
Gaara the Zombie reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi visit Suna to drop some medicine off and make sure that Gaara is doing well after having Shukaku removed. They find that the Kazekage is no longer human. Semi-Crackfic. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Gaara's New Jutsu! reviews
Naruto visits Gaara after returning from his training with pervy sage. The redhead tells him about his new jutsu... Only chaos can occur because this just so happens to be a crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Rock and Roll Lee! reviews
Lee and Gaara go to a rock concert. Mister bowlcut is never going to be the same now that he's seen August Burns Red. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Olives and Horror Movies reviews
When Gaara and Kankuro have brother time, it's anything but normal. Very OOC. Slight Crack. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete