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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

I used to have a really cool sounding job, especially for a young, cute girl. I was a parole officer for 10 years before I hung up my badge and handcuffs to chase around two kids that I had way too close together. I had to write a lot at that job...and chase bad guys. I love to read and I stopped buying books as a New Years resolution. Thankfully I found FF. I occasionally break the resolution if I have to have something...ie. the Twilight series.

I obviously love that series. I think Edward, Jacob, Emmett and Carisle are hot and Kristen Stewart is a moron if she isn't really secretly dating Rob.

Agent 00hot is pronounced Agent double o hot...get it...instead of 007...

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I am currently on staff at Indie Fic Pimp as a reviewer. If there's a story under 1,000 reviews that is a must read and deserves more attention swing by the blog and let us know. www.IndieFicPimp.blogspot.com

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Lastly, Agent 00hot is being translated in French: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6825856/1/bAgent_b_b00_bbhot_b_Traduction_maxandmo

I don't own them. S.M. does.

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Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10484 - Favs: 5,972 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 9h - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 458,648 - Reviews: 25337 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 6,689 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,116 - Reviews: 9153 - Favs: 6,931 - Follows: 7,653 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 15931 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 4,797 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21520 - Favs: 12,035 - Follows: 8,007 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,095 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,892 - Reviews: 6407 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
In The Waves by Jadalulu reviews
A little something about a girl in love with the edge of her world. Began as June 2012 Fictionista Workshop Witfit, but Jada failed that nicely so now it's not. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,666 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 4,976 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
Grad Night by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** One last high school event changes Bella's life in ways she never imagined, when she finds herself pregnant by an up-and-coming rock star. ** BANDWARD CONTEST ENTRY ** #1 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Apr 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 259,042 - Reviews: 11225 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tangled Up In The Mainline by shellyduran reviews
After losing her scholarship, Bella returns home to Block Island for the busy tourist season, hoping to raise enough money to pay her tuition. She had always listened to her father's warning about the transient fishermen that drift in and out of the port, until she saw a pair of intense green eyes watching her from under unruly bronze hair. AH, AU, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,678 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Edward
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,538 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Secrets and Shattered Dreams by FoxxyJ reviews
A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets a lonely 28yr old trying to escape her sad reality. His life is full of harsh lessons. Hers an uphill battle, so she never complains when a beautiful boy pushes her away time and time again. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,250 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10385 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 5020 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 6,652 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8315 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 7,839 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7101 - Favs: 6,620 - Follows: 7,409 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Love Boat by twilly reviews
Love, exciting and new. Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Best friends, a childhood crush, a free cruise, and a ship full of swingers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
In Pursuit by Sarge's Girls reviews
A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all? AH/Canon Couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,728 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Heart Arcane by iambeagle reviews
There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lonely Rain by Mrs.Robward reviews
It's been said that the difference between love and fate is that you can fall in love with anyone, but fate will decide who you'll love in the end. Too bad Bella Swan no longer has any faith in love or in fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,041 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Pickup Truck by MaryElizabeth23 reviews
A Teambella23 Fic: Freckled, sunburned, and scraped, our lives are lived barefoot and sandy, rolling under the baking sun and surfing the salty water—young, wild, and brave. Volkswagens, bonfires, and "You call that a pickup truck?" We were born into this, but we won't be like them. We're invincible. We're seventeen. We're smarter than that. What's the worst that can happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,944 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5190 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7760 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soiled by bornonhalloween reviews
Cleanliness is next to godliness, but not even the boss's daughter can stay unsoiled forever. The hot mechanic is gritty and gruff and avoiding her like the plague, so naturally he's all she wants. But would she be better off keeping her distance? Angsty ExB told in BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,311 - Reviews: 5643 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11046 - Favs: 8,858 - Follows: 6,749 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
California Dreamin' by chocaholic123 reviews
1967. Summer stalked in like a lion that year, fierce and angry; looking for someone to eat. Among the hippies, free love and Vietnam, we were forced to grow up, whether we wanted to or not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,806 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
All I Have To Give by LyricalKris reviews
For a princess, virtue is a prize to be given away to the highest bidder. This is a problem when you're in love with a man who cannot possibly win.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suddenly by LyricalKris reviews
An apathetic actor. A young girl coming into her own. He was always larger than life to her. She was always just a child on the edge of his horizon. For both, love was a silly game other people played, until it wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,848 - Reviews: 4578 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tinsley's TT25 by Tinsley Warren reviews
Collection of flashes from Round 8 of the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge. Ratings may vary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20341 - Favs: 13,602 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandstone Cove by cosmogirl7481 reviews
I came here looking for some rest, some relaxation…some downtime. I never expected to find anything else. I certainly never expected to find him. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her. Rated M for reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Said I Didn't by purelyamuse reviews
Edward is finally ready to play ball, but is Bella? Is it too late? The bases are loaded. He's just waiting for Bella to give him the signal to run. EPOV, Human, HS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Contractually Bound by LyricalKris reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,259 - Reviews: 5557 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7032 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something True by BelieveItOrNot reviews
With too many secrets and a haunting past she'd love to forget, at seventeen, Bella is sure love doesn't exist. College dropout Edward Cullen can't seem to keep hold of love, or his music. A cottage, a lake, a tree, a muse, wrong choices, and heartache. How will these two cope with life and keep afloat? A daily word-prompt WitFit. Alternates between past and present. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 94,470 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cobblestones to Corsets by TrueEnglishRose reviews
In 1843, Queen Victoria reined alongside etiquette and protocol. Everything was judged from who you were to what you owned and how much status you had. Can a small farm girl from Lord Cullen's estate bring life and happiness back to his son? Will Master Edward see her for what she is as a person, or who she is by birth? And what does Lady Cullen have up her sleeve?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19530 - Favs: 9,158 - Follows: 6,716 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6686 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12529 - Favs: 8,352 - Follows: 6,308 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something For the Rest of Us by MandyLeigh87 reviews
"We're the broken ones. The damaged. The left behind. The forgotten. Sometimes love is all we have. It's something for the rest of us." ExB Rated M Drama/Romance/Some Angst EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15078 - Favs: 10,189 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Overpass by purelyamuse reviews
"I think all the people I love will eventually leave me. Just disappear." "Maybe . . . I don't know . . . maybe we don't need lots of people. Maybe we just need one. And that's enough." BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,809 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12743 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5879 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 3,692 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Twenty-five: Round Seven by twilly reviews
Twenty-five adage inspired, one hundred word drabbles. What is an adage, you ask? It's a short but memorable saying expressing a general truth. I may not take these phrases at face value; but then again, maybe I will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7523 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15847 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Right Guy by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swan Lake by SydneyAlice reviews
He's a lost traveler needing a place to spend the night. She's the owner of a bed and breakfast. What could they possibly have in common? A story about taking wrong turns and reaching destinations you never imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5501 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Once Again by Marvar reviews
When Bella goes to see the final movie in the Dusk Saga, she runs into someone from her past who just might be able to give her a happy ending - in more ways than one. My birthday present for Cosmogirl7481. Rated M for language and doing it in the projection room.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5182 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 315 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4205 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Que Sera, Sera by Livie79 reviews
Isabella's life was nothing more than a series of unfortunate events since the day she was born. For her, monsters are real, love is the fantasy, and fate is a cruel mistress. The future's not ours, to see...what will be, will be. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,174 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The White Swan Lodge by jarkin33 reviews
Tragedy led her there. Commitment forced him there. Can a place of beauty and solitude hold the fate they were both seeking…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,241 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glass House by Livie79 reviews
Edward and Bella had it all, but one night changed everything. How will they survive when it all comes crashing down? Love, lies, loss...life. This is that story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,616 - Reviews: 5346 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BIG RIG by kitkat681 reviews
When Bella realizes she has no choices left, she impersonates her older brother and gets behind the wheel of a dump truck. Will she be able to fool her boss or will it all come crashing down around her? E/B. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 5,376 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4370 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,628 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If He Would Have Been Faithful by beegurl13 reviews
Sometimes life catches us off guard. It breaks our hearts, makes us question ourselves, urges to us be wild, pushes us to be brave, brings us joy we never imagined we could find. This is the story of a girl who lived a life like that. Of what she never even knew she was missing, until she found it. FAGEtastic Four entry written for WoahNow. E&B, AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 3271 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Constant Bearing, Decreasing Range by beegurl13 reviews
Two consenting adults. One wants more. What happens when the other doesn't, and never will? Is there such thing as true love in the real world? And will they see what's coming before it's too late? E/B, AH, M. For The Twilight 25 Round 6 Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,986 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4697 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brighter, Appease, Venture by Rochelle Allison reviews
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 9200 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6421 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4809 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9880 - Favs: 6,896 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7731 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Might Have Been by Mrs.Robward reviews
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'" A fic of few words about that; living, loving, losing, moving on, but always wondering... what might have been. **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 43,449 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12934 - Favs: 8,180 - Follows: 6,281 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 6091 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rinse Cycle by Shahula reviews
College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight TwentyFive Challange by twilly reviews
Twenty-Five, one hundred word drabbles based on twenty five photo and word prompts. Written as part of the The Twilight Twenty-Five, Round 5 Drabble challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Solstice by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life changes...just like the seasons. Bella finds herself coming out of an ending and into a beginning. Still hurt and emotionally withdrawn. Can someone new help her embrace the change in her life? Can her broken heart find love again? E/B Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 4806 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5272 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Leads Back to You by Dinx reviews
Do you believe that 2 people can be made for each other? Bella and Edward tried dating in their teens and again in their 20's, but couldn't get it right. Will fate bring them together again in their 30's? Will they have a chance at a future... together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,306 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13343 - Favs: 9,326 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brazilian Chocolate by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
In 1994, he was an arrogant college student & she was dating his little brother. He was always haunted by the memory of her until fate brought them together again 16 yrs later. What happens when a forbidden attraction is no longer forbidden? EPOV, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23061 - Favs: 14,992 - Follows: 10,763 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp Summer 2011 Sultry, Malicious by Rochelle Allison reviews
New Witfit Stories, this time told one by one. "Sultry", "Malicious".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,496 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Step Right Up by FoxxyJ reviews
Quiet Bella Swan ends up the newest member of The Volturi Bros Circus. Friendships unfold as she discovers herself. Edward Cullen has never had to keep his hands to himself, until now. Will the charming trapeze artist control his desires? EXB OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,665 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3450 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7478 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Blind Intentions by AMomWhoWrites reviews
When Edward & Bella's son, Nathan, goes missing it turns their lives upside down. This is the journey they take to find him, & in the process realize everything isn't what it seems. E/B Eventually NO CHEATING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,277 - Reviews: 4030 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Captured by aspire2write reviews
It all started with an indecently innocent anniversary present. It evolved into a complicated mess. It ended up a more perfect entanglement than anyone could imagine. Entry for Pick Your Own Adventure O/S Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17716 - Favs: 10,930 - Follows: 5,669 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irreconcilable Differences by AnonyCullen reviews
Welcome to the city of Miami. Where the days are hot & the nights are even hotter. The city where money buys you everything. Where the divorce rate is high, silicone is a necessity & sex is a game. Let's Play. collaboration with AnonySwan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,507 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9769 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6893 - Favs: 10,287 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17574 - Favs: 10,873 - Follows: 4,826 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8900 - Favs: 7,825 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6227 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8995 - Favs: 15,548 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Twilight 25 Challenge Round 8 reviews
Round 8 is a flash fiction round: 300-500 words based on prompts. Wish me luck, I'm a little rusty! www (dot) thetwilight25 (dot) com
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Complete
The Twilight 25 Challenge Round 7 reviews
25 drabbles that are exactly 100 words based off of prompts. thetwilight25 dot com
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Itch reviews
My Christmas o/s for the Countdown to Christmas- A Lyrical Melody collaboration. The only requirement was a lemon...so...yeah, Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Island:The Twilight 25 Challenge:Round Six reviews
"My dear guests, I am Mr. Cullen, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island." Written for The Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge using prompts. Da plane, da plane!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,199 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Twenty Five Challenge: Round 5 reviews
My entries for the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge. Drabbles of no more than 100 words or o/s of over 1,000 words using prompts. To see the prompts: www dot thetwilight25 dot com
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
The P1mp and the FicH00r reviews
Two chapters of ridiculousness written for Agrutle's birthday. What happens when the Agrutles move in next door to Bella and Jasper? Sparks fly when they all find themselves attracted to the other's special someone. Happy Birthday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Septic Love reviews
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Agent 00hot reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mistletoe Tryst reviews
Bella is fed up with feeling unappreciated and taking care of absolutely everything. What will happen at the annual Christmas party? My one shot written for The Southern Fanfiction Review's Countdown to Christmas. Rated M for a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
7 Minutes in Heaven reviews
At Rose and Emmett's first ever All Hallows Eve party, Edward is forced to step out of his comfort zone and is subjected to multiple tricks and treats. An entry for the All Hallows Eve contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Critter Catcher reviews
One shot collaboration for the Fun With Your Clothes On contest. Bella and Alice have a 'thing' in their basement and call the Critter Catcher for help. He is gorgeous with a rockin' body and never leaves a customer unsatisfied.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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