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note, I am being forced (Zan: I’d call it more of coercion) fuck you, being forced to write this damn profile by Zan, one of the people in my head, yeah people, not voices, anyway () means someone other than me is talking, *indicates action, evs, anyway:
Penname(s):skitzokitty, insanepsychokitty, Azmarrea
Name: Azmarrea Lea Pardus Silverstag
Nicknames:Kitty, Kitten, Kit-kat, Azmarrea, Azzy, Rea, Tenshe, Skitzo, Little Bitch, Catlady, I could keep going but I won’t, it’d take too damn long, you can call me any these
Looks: with my eyes (Zan: just answer the damn thing, Az) shut up Zan, fine. Gray-ish blue eyes with smoky white lines, brown hair a bit on the dark side curly as fuck, 5’4’’, 98-103lbs it jumps around throughout the day, a little pale, anything else? (Zan:shakes head nah) good, uh…would I put my b-day here? (Z: no) k
Sex: ...(Z: Aaaaaz.) sigh fine, female (Z: thank you) fuck you
Hobbies: running over pedestrians with my bike! (Z: you don’t have a bike) shut the fuck up Zan or so help me Zelda I’ll-(Z: Zelda? Really Az how much of a nerd are you anyway?) I just like my videos games okay? Hell…*sigh* video games, reading yaoi, plotting world domination, planning the perfect murder of certain someones you know who you are, spazzing yes that is a hobby, writing, carefully sculpting music play lists for my favorite pairings, making new strings of random curses, cursing in other languages,
Occupation: oh if only I had onesigh, if anyone happens to know where the hell you get a job as a video game beta please tell me I’ll owe you for freakin’ ever *ives best pleading kitty stare* any way I'm in college right now
Likes: for you to shut the hell up (Z: Az, you’re gonna give the reader the wrong impression about yourself) aw stuff it, you’re the one who’s giving the wrong impression (Z: Idon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingabout) riiiight, *cough* rapist *cough* pervert *cough cough* any who, likes, hm that’s a good question, uh…books, algebra, ninjas, music, balancing chemical equations, fanfiction, yaoi, stuffed animals, video games, anime/manga, pool not swimming pool, kitties, and most things random
Dislikes: all these questions (Z: oh come on!) hey I’m being serious this time, your just forcing me into this, so: mean people, raw onions, mustard, people who threaten to dismember and burn all my stuffed animals that means just one person: that fucker Edward ‘Garrod’ Harps, he is more than twice my size and tried to get his sister to beat me up, granted she is bigger than me(Z: that means muscles)hell she laughed at him (Z: now, now no need to get so worked up ov-) over nothing? How would you feel if someone destroyed all your art work? (Z: …) thought so
Fave animes/manga: Bleach, Deathnote, Black Blood Brothers, Lucky Star, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pandora hearts, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Vandread, Gokusen, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Excel Saga, Flame of Recca, Fruits Basket, VB Rose, Rosario Vampire, Beauty Pop, Honey Hunt, High School of The Dead, Hellsing, Ranma 1/2, Steel Angel Kurumi, Trigun, HunterxHunter, Demon Diary,
Random shit: I have weird-ass powers.(=^.^=) (Angel: really?) nope! *laughs ass off* I can’t believe you believed that! (A: pouts) I do have people in my head however.
These are just cause I can:
If you think Nate "Near" Rivers is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you cried when Matt and Mello died, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.
If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy paste this in your profile.
If you have a clip of your favorite anime character’s death because you love him/her that much copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are naturally hyper and drink Monster, Nos, Redbull, or any other energy drink just because they taste good copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your the only person in your family who doesn't think Anime/Manga is for losers, copy this into your profile
If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile
if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.
If while you were having a conversation with someone, one of the people/voices in your head comments, and you have said out loud “shut the fuck up! No one was talking to you!”, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you walk into walks on a daily basis copy and paste this into your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if you wanted to join the mafia just because Mello was in it.
If you’re a total closet pervert copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten trapped in a revolving door copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you're still five inside...no matter how old you are now.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid fanfiction bio) copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and/or received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Oh nooo...the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner...if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive hours, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews-copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have written your own ‘copy and paste this’ sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve put a ‘copy and paste this’ saying more than once on you’re profile and are too damn lazy to erase the extras copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have more than 65 ‘copy and paste this’ sayings listed in your profile copy and paste this in your profile to make it longer.
I, the reason you miss me, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Caribbean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, orochimarusbadgirl, ShinigamiMailJeevas, skitzokitty
My fave quotes (unfortunately a good deal of these apply to me,)
You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
Fat kids are harder to kidnap.
I said no to drugs, but they didn’t listen.
I’m not a bitch. I’m THE bitch.
Ow! There's some foreshadowing in my eye…(this is from The Ninety-Six-Second Summary of Hunter x Hunter by Mina Lightstar, READ IT!)
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
STOP FOLLOWING ME! I don't know where I'm going
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?
Come on where's the big red self destruct button (from Blood Rayne 2 the game)
Try harder. The harder you try the funnier it is to everyone else when you fail.
Can you tell the little bastard in my head to turn off his jackhammer.(from Blood Rayne 2 the game)
Hold that thought, this ‘mess’ is just getting started…(from Blood Rayne 2 the game)