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Joined 06-06-02, id: 225213, Profile Updated: 07-09-14
Author has written 18 stories for Mummy, Newsies, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I'm afraid this account is now inactive. After indulging a guilty pleasure for fan fiction for a little too long, I've finally decided I'd rather focus on serious writing and let this fun little time-suck go.

I'll also be removing quite a few stories; the unfinished ones, of course, because there's no reason leaving them up, but also some I was never particularly fond of, and others that have elements I'd like to recycle (upcycle?) into original pieces.

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Facing Fearful Odds by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
A year after the events of Hamunaptra, Pyrrah Ananka is in a spot of trouble. A sinister cult is forming in Egypt, and it's up to she and Ardeth Bay to stop their rise to power. But when meddling Medjai families, twelve potential brides, annoying Hungarian men and a baby falcon are thrown into the mix, are the duo going to save the world or break beneath the odds? Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,680 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Burning in the Rain by ImaXXeatXXyeh reviews
After receiving a letter explaining that her fiancé, Rick O'Connell, is not dead after all, Cordelia Lockhart sets out to Cairo to find and save him. Little does she know that Rick is obliged to take Evelyn and Jonathan to Hamunaptra. Will Cordie feel obligated to finish out the arranged marriage, or is the lure of the mysterious desert Medjai too strong a pull for her to resist?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Ardeth B., Henderson
Locked Horns by Kittiko-Blues reviews
The only thing they had in common were their enormous egos, so it was only inevitable that they would soon collide with each other. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Daniels - Complete
Earthly Gains And Godly Desires by Kittiko-Blues reviews
Women, religion, respect and rats: subjects they thought they'd never be discussing with each other. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Beni G., Daniels - Complete
Mind's Transparent Eye by Kittiko-Blues reviews
He watched them like Zeus, sitting on his throne of clouds, looking down on all the lowly mortals below. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Daniels - Complete
The Archaeologist's Assistant by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
An aspiring Egyptologist looking to pursue her dreams, Pyrrah Ananka is currently serving as the overworked assistant of Jonathan Carnahan. When Jonathan and his sister Evie set off on a journey to the lost city of Hamunaptra, Perry is eager to go with them; the unbelievable adventure she is thrust into, however, was not one she had been expecting. Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C. - Complete
Blood From A Stone by Kittiko-Blues reviews
Admitting your indestructible suit of armor has a crack in it is never easy. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
Beautiful Little Fool by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Rick O'Connell moves in next door to Jonathan Carnahan, who throws parties at his mansion in the hopes of winning back Lucy Hamilton, the woman he loved and lost five years before. Except Lucy is already married to a despicable man, and though marriage vows can be broken, the past can't be repeated. An adaptation of The Great Gatsby.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
A Blind Leap by Sylarfan reviews
Jonathan convinces Evelyn that her feelings for Rick are a result of the excitment from their adventure and nothing more, leaving her uncertain of her feelings. Rick on the other hand, is very certain of his.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Terminus by Kittiko-Blues reviews
When all you have left to fight for is your own miserable life. Daniels-oriented.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Daniels - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Through a crazy twist of fate involving a game of cards, mistaken identity, and a dead criminal, Beni is on the run from a woman who thinks she's in love with him. Will he ever catch a break?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Beni G., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
Diamonds are Forever by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Philippa Graham is a typical American flapper, with bobbed hair, short skirts, and a taste for jazz and cigarettes. When she travels to Egypt to find her half-brother Rick O'Connell, who she's never met before, she gets swept into an exciting quest for treasure. But she soon learns that the path to riches isn't fun and games. Not your average sister story!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,897 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
Leave Your Morals at the Door by Lyrical Ballads reviews
She couldn't possibly think of dark eyes and equally dark tattoos when another man lay in her bed. Ardeth's girlfriend is cheating on him with the most unlikely person.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Ardeth B., Beni G., OC - Complete
Liar Liar by Lyrical Ballads reviews
He came to her door so often, he might as well keep a spare toothbrush at her washstand. Beni/OC.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Abandon All Hope by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Meela ends up in Hell after the events of The Mummy Returns and meets someone who shares a similar fate.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Meela N., Beni G. - Complete
Past and Future by Kelekona8 reviews
Rick's sister and her daughter go along on the first Mummy. Along the way she is faced with her past, and choices, ones she has made and ones she has yet to make. Updated 22JUN!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,022 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Ardeth B.
The Hungary Little Thief: The Story of Beni Gabor by Fancypants66 reviews
We all know that Beni Gabor, after having deserted his fellows in the French Foreign Legion, left for civilisation. But how did he do it? How did he live before his eventual return to Hamunaptra three years later?
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Beni G.
Falling Down Stairs by moseph reviews
Now complete! "I’ve heard that time slows down at moments like this, but from my perspective, the clock hadn’t stopped."
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,613 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/17/2004 - David J. - Complete
Blood Brothers by the quitters reviews
Brothers to the bitter end. [A joint fic by Brunette and moseph.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - David J., Jack K.
Violent Dreams by studentnumber24601 reviews
You'se a real odd guy, Racetrack. Why can't you sleep at night? [Insomniac!Race. Violence, language.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Racetrack H.
Good Luck with the Lion by okayokay reviews
When you’re around someone like Tumbler and they start getting sick, I guess you just blame yourself. I wasn’t no bacteria and I didn’t give Tumbler bad food or take him by sick people, but I just told myself it was my fault anyways. Oneshot Skittery POV
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Tumbler, Skittery - Complete
Persecutory Delusions by entropic order reviews
Skittery isn't crazy. He's just really, really observant. Warnings: WIP. Language. Insanity. Conspiracies. Slash: background!Blush and future Snittery.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Skittery
Le Tango de Roxanne by Ireland O'Reily reviews
Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad." Roxanne was beautiful and bewitching, but when one of our boys falls in love with her it will destroy both their lives. Rating subject to change later on for obvious reasons
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
Shuffling Cards by misprint reviews
an old time favourite. raceskits
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2004
Sometimes He Comes by catiepie182002 reviews
Sometimes he comes, and sometimes she falls for him, whether or not it is just business.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Hail Mary by Crunch reviews
Let me tell you, a guy's brain does some crazy things when he's staring down the barrel of a gun. RR?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/20/2003
Take Me Away by Crunch reviews
"The realization hits like a sour punch to the stomach. . . He's just slept with his best friend's mother." R/R.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2003
Hereafter by Marxbros reviews
After TMR. Imhotep has raised Ancksunamun and conquered the earth. Rick, Evy, Ardeth, Jonathan, and some new characters must find each other to defeat Imhotep once more. Status: Complete.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,796 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 12/14/2001 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C. - Complete
Surrender by robot iconography reviews
"Take my hand, and I will spare your friends." Evelyn contemplates her surrender.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Evelyn C.
Lost by Mush's Skittles reviews
I hate David Jacobs. I hate what he is, I hate what he was, I hate the opportunities he took, I hate the things he let go. But most of all, I hate what he was going to become. So I changed.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Targets by GoblinQueeen reviews
Rick, Hannah, and Beni on a firing range, oh my! A quick little follow up to 'Occupational Hazards', though I think it stands on it's own :) Pg only because of a couple minor innuendoes.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2002
Occupational Hazards by GoblinQueeen reviews
Re-edited and I hope a little better for it :) Takes place near the end of WWI. A young(er)? Rick O'Connell of the Foreign Legion is teamed up with a woman, Hannah Leone, to retrieve some missing doccuments. See profile for illustrations :)
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
The Game Must Go On by Xanthe Deluna reviews
This is Nick's final moments as seen through his own eyes. If you've never seen the movie, it obviously contains major spoilers. R for language and violent themes.
Deer Hunter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2001
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Martuska reviews
Beni wasn't helpless. He might have been scrawny and weak and shifty, but he'd never been helpless. He was too determined and resourceful to be helpless. He was too good of a pick-pocket. He spoke too many languages. And his eyes were too sad. Beni wasn't helpless. But she was.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Beni G., OíConnell, R.
Cobalt reviews
The moon was low and her room was a strange blue-gray color, a cold, dead color that reminded her of his eyes. And she could see everything in the blue-gray - the wrinkles in her sheets and the molding on her mirror across the room, and him, there beside her.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
Enchantress reviews
All her life, Hattie O'Connell has been able to manipulate people to do whatever she pleases. So why is this desert chieftain playing hard to get? If you've been waiting for a sister character who actually changes things in the plot of TM, here she is.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Nasty Little Fellows reviews
"Now I've made a very big mistake, but I'm doing everything I can to correct it. All you're doing is capitalizing off of it. So don't you dare try to tell me I'm a worse person than you are." [filler one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Beni G., Evelyn C. - Complete
Men Without Women reviews
"So it's gonna be all of us, and that one broad out there? How is anybody s'posed to concentrate knowin' she looks like that under her clothes?" [a filler one-shot, after the barge sinks.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
Amour Fou reviews
A tale of two marriages. Evelyn reluctantly agrees to marry Beni for the sake of her father's career, despite strong feelings for Rick O'Connell. Meanwhile, her exuberant cousin Delphine falls hard into a passionate secret affair with Ardeth Bay. Whether for love or convenience, you're only as bad as your partner. [a prequel to And Love Thee After.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Immune reviews
Beni stared down at the shrunken, decayed face and sighed. He wasn't sure what serving Imhotep was going to entail, exactly, but he didn't think he could take much more of listening to the Creature sobbing over another mummy.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Beni G., Imhotep - Complete
It Ain't Me, Babe reviews
[ALTA AU, 'cause that's a thing now.] In an effort to cover her pregnancy, Jemima Willoughby marries rich oil tycoon David Daniels and follows him back to his Texas ranch. Desperate to start anew and keep the true paternity of her child a secret, she throws herself into the role of wife and mother in a strange place, with strange people. But hidden things can't stay hidden forever.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
To Save Us All from Satan's Power reviews
"Come on, Gretchen, we both know I am a better Catholic than you."
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Complete
Tattoos reviews
"So what's with the tattoo?" The real story of how Rick managed to get that tattoo on his hand.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Beni G., OíConnell, R.
And Love Thee After reviews
Ardeth has found love in his bride, Delphine. Evelyn is trapped in a marriage to Beni, but will her blossoming romance with Rick O'Connell be the key that saves Ardeth from Beni's revenge, or the catalyst for a vicious spiral? An Othello adaptation.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,837 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ardeth B., Beni G. - Complete
Tramps and Thieves reviews
Gretchen didn't want to go to Hamunaptra. She didn't even want to leave Cairo. But circumstances have thrown a rather worthless, selfish prostitute into the climactic clash of events during Imhotep's first resurrection.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,336 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Things You Won't Remember in the Morning reviews
"But the drink's sung its lullabye, and when he wakes and he remembers...if he remembers...it will be no more than a dream. And I fancy bein' a good dream is another thing entirely from pretendin' to be his sweetheart."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - James N. - Complete
Spades reviews
This is mutiny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Only the Constant reviews
Gretchen begrudgingly helps a very inebriated Jonathan one night.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Virgin Eyes reviews
"I can see you bein' old and regrettin' never doin' nothing over doin' something worth remembering."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Skittery - Complete
Dirty Work reviews
True it can be told, in Tortuga at least, that a whore's never so bad off as her customer.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Wild reviews
Chained to the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow realizes something he never knew before about Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
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