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Author has written 51 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Newsies, and Mummy.

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I'm a 25-year-old with an English degree, a husband, and two adorable short people who are kind enough to nap on the same schedule and let me write.

My real life is pretty quiet ans low-key. In fiction, I love messy drama, tense relationships and general craziness. Dialogue is my favorite. I was a theater minor, and I love writing the kind of conversations that would be fun to act on stage/screen.


IN PROGRESS

1925. The Mummy. I love few things more than stories that center around the connectedness of characters without their knowledge. I can't explain much about the plot without spoilers, so I'll just say this: all the characters of the movie are connected in ways they didn't even realize, through passionate relationships and brief encounters alike. Featuring a few OCs I'm pretty excited about. :)

Wealthy Bastards. The Mummy. An AU in which Beni and Gad discover the treasure room and devise a way to lift all of the gold out from everyone else's noses. As can be expected, obstacles arise, and they're forced to reluctantly take on a few partners. My big goal here is to use all canon characters. As fun as OCs are, I think it's worth trying to work with what we got and seeing how that goes. This isn't updated too often, but it's a fun story nonetheless.

Someone Like You. The Mummy. The sequel to It Ain't Me, Babe. I never meant for there to be one, but I'm still interested in the whole world between Jemima and Daniels (with the addition of Cara Lee), and I want to write how everything could play out now that her secret's been uncovered. I also kind of like the idea of a WWII backdrop, so that's fun.


COMING SOON

Superstition. The Mummy. This story hasn't fully materialized for me, but I've been wanting to do it FOREVER. Basically, it asks the question, "What if the curse of the Hom-Dai wasn't real?" I assume it will focus more on the competition between Evelyn and Dr. Chamberlain, as well as tensions between the Med-Jai and the explorers. More treasure-hunt, less supernatural action/adventure.

Untitled Beni/Kitty Comedy. The Mummy. Because I've been told that A Good Time can't be the only story we see Kitty in, and I'm inclined to agree.


HIATUS

The Scarab Society. The Mummy. I officially decided to put this one on the ol' hiatus backburner. Honestly, I'm just kind of over the story. Something might spark later on, but for now...meh.


UNIVERSES

Because it might be helpful...

Gretchen Series.

Gretchen Fagan is an American living as a prostitute in Cairo. She's featured in Tramps and Thieves, a movie rewrite, as well as the sequel and a few other one-shots.

Works with: About everything, except Enchantress (because it's a totally different movie rewrite) and The Wasteland (because it takes place after TM, and totally conflicts with Beni dying at the end of Tramps and Thieves). Even in the stories that aren't meant to lead into Tramps and Thieves, I like to think Gretchen's still hanging out somewhere, since she's a prostitute and expendable. When OCs in other stories mention Beni visiting prostitutes, she's the one he sees.

Includes:
Tramps and Thieves
The Lady and the Tramp
Only the Constant
9:00 AM
To Save Us All from Satan's Power

And Love Thee After Series.

My AU Othello adaptation is now a series. But it's totally AU. Jonathan and Evelyn's dad is alive, she's married to Beni, Ardeth is a commander of some kind of Med-Jai/former Legionnaire task force, Dr. Chamberlain is the governor of Alexandria...AU, people. It's remarkably AU.

Works with: Nothing. Did you get the AU bit? It totally works with nothing.

Includes:
Amour Fou
And Love Thee After
It Ain't Me, Babe
Someone Like You

Totally Canon, Ya'll...Series.

Stories intentionally written to be congruent with the movie, so, theoretically, can work with each other or most any other thing I write that doesn't totally decimate and reconstruct the plot of TM (I'm looking at you, Enchantress).

Works with: Everything, more or less.

Includes:
1925
A Drink They Call Loneliness
A Good Time
Immune
Men Without Women
Nasty Little Fellows
Tattoos
She's Not There
...and, kind of, The Wasteland

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That Was Yesterday by Lyrical Ballads reviews
AU: Chicago, 1926. After being released from jail after an attempted bank robbery, Rick finds himself pulled into the smoky, glittering world of the city's most exotic speakeasy, where he gets tangled in the lives of a selfish flapper, an Englishwoman with a passion for Egypt, and his former partner who put him in jail in the first place.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 137,843 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Beni G., OíConnell, R., Evelyn C., Jonathan C. - Complete
The Unwanted by Lyrical Ballads reviews
He really was an ugly child, all scrawny limbs and big eyes, and he would probably grow up to be an ugly man. [Beni's backstory in three parts]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
Facing Fearful Odds by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
A year after the events of Hamunaptra, Pyrrah Ananka is in a spot of trouble. A sinister cult is forming in Egypt, and it's up to she and Ardeth Bay to stop their rise to power. But when meddling Medjai families, twelve potential brides, annoying Hungarian men and a baby falcon are thrown into the mix, are the duo going to save the world or break beneath the odds?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013
Burning in the Rain by ImaXXeatXXyeh reviews
After receiving a letter explaining that her fiancé, Rick O'Connell, is not dead after all, Cordelia Lockhart sets out to Cairo to find and save him. Little does she know that Rick is obliged to take Evelyn and Jonathan to Hamunaptra. Will Cordie feel obligated to finish out the arranged marriage, or is the lure of the mysterious desert Medjai too strong a pull for her to resist?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Ardeth B., Henderson
Locked Horns by Kittiko-Blues reviews
The only thing they had in common were their enormous egos, so it was only inevitable that they would soon collide with each other. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Daniels - Complete
Creatures of the Night by Lyrical Ballads reviews
It's 1923. Lillian lives a double life, volunteering at an orphanage during the day and slumming the streets of Cairo at night, until her old friend Rick O'Connell shows up at her door and gives her a priceless artifact. A twist on the popular Rick's-best-friend-from-the-orphanage plot!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,696 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Beni G., OíConnell, R., Ardeth B., OC - Complete
Earthly Gains And Godly Desires by Kittiko-Blues reviews
Women, religion, respect and rats: subjects they thought they'd never be discussing with each other. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Beni G., Daniels - Complete
Mind's Transparent Eye by Kittiko-Blues reviews
He watched them like Zeus, sitting on his throne of clouds, looking down on all the lowly mortals below. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Daniels - Complete
The Archaeologist's Assistant by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
An aspiring Egyptologist looking to pursue her dreams, Pyrrah Ananka is currently serving as the overworked assistant of Jonathan Carnahan. When Jonathan and his sister Evie set off on a journey to the lost city of Hamunaptra, Perry is eager to go with them; the unbelievable adventure she is thrust into, however, was not one she had been expecting. Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C. - Complete
Right Hand of the Devil by Lyrical Ballads reviews
A series of glimpses into Beni's life, from Hungary to the Legion to his end at Hamunaptra.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
Her Voice Is Full of Money by Lyrical Ballads reviews
On a dull November evening in 1923, Lucy Hamilton met Beni Gabor. A oneshot companion to Beautiful Little Fool.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Blood From A Stone by Kittiko-Blues reviews
Admitting your indestructible suit of armor has a crack in it is never easy. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
Beautiful Little Fool by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Rick O'Connell moves in next door to Jonathan Carnahan, who throws parties at his mansion in the hopes of winning back Lucy Hamilton, the woman he loved and lost five years before. Except Lucy is already married to a despicable man, and though marriage vows can be broken, the past can't be repeated. An adaptation of The Great Gatsby.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
A Blind Leap by Sylarfan reviews
Jonathan convinces Evelyn that her feelings for Rick are a result of the excitment from their adventure and nothing more, leaving her uncertain of her feelings. Rick on the other hand, is very certain of his.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Terminus by Kittiko-Blues reviews
When all you have left to fight for is your own miserable life. Daniels-oriented.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Daniels - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Through a crazy twist of fate involving a game of cards, mistaken identity, and a dead criminal, Beni is on the run from a woman who thinks she's in love with him. Will he ever catch a break?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Beni G., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
Diamonds are Forever by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Philippa Graham is a typical American flapper, with bobbed hair, short skirts, and a taste for jazz and cigarettes. When she travels to Egypt to find her half-brother Rick O'Connell, who she's never met before, she gets swept into an exciting quest for treasure. But she soon learns that the path to riches isn't fun and games. Not your average sister story!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,897 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
Sand and Blood by Lyrical Ballads reviews
"You ever been shot, Beni? You ever feel a bullet rip through muscle and bone?"
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Beni G., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Leave Your Morals at the Door by Lyrical Ballads reviews
She couldn't possibly think of dark eyes and equally dark tattoos when another man lay in her bed. Ardeth's girlfriend is cheating on him with the most unlikely person.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Ardeth B., Beni G., OC - Complete
Liar Liar by Lyrical Ballads reviews
He came to her door so often, he might as well keep a spare toothbrush at her washstand. Beni/OC.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Abandon All Hope by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Meela ends up in Hell after the events of The Mummy Returns and meets someone who shares a similar fate.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Meela N., Beni G. - Complete
Past and Future by Kelekona8 reviews
Rick's sister and her daughter go along on the first Mummy. Along the way she is faced with her past, and choices, ones she has made and ones she has yet to make. Updated 22JUN!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,022 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Ardeth B.
The Hungary Little Thief: The Story of Beni Gabor by Fancypants66 reviews
We all know that Beni Gabor, after having deserted his fellows in the French Foreign Legion, left for civilisation. But how did he do it? How did he live before his eventual return to Hamunaptra three years later?
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Beni G.
Falling Down Stairs by moseph reviews
Now complete! "I’ve heard that time slows down at moments like this, but from my perspective, the clock hadn’t stopped."
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,613 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/17/2004 - David J. - Complete
Blood Brothers by the quitters reviews
Brothers to the bitter end. [A joint fic by Brunette and moseph.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - David J., Jack K.
Violent Dreams by studentnumber24601 reviews
You'se a real odd guy, Racetrack. Why can't you sleep at night? [Insomniac!Race. Violence, language.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Racetrack H.
Good Luck with the Lion by okayokay reviews
When you’re around someone like Tumbler and they start getting sick, I guess you just blame yourself. I wasn’t no bacteria and I didn’t give Tumbler bad food or take him by sick people, but I just told myself it was my fault anyways. Oneshot Skittery POV
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Tumbler, Skittery - Complete
Persecutory Delusions by entropic order reviews
Skittery isn't crazy. He's just really, really observant. Warnings: WIP. Language. Insanity. Conspiracies. Slash: background!Blush and future Snittery.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Skittery
Le Tango de Roxanne by Ireland O'Reily reviews
Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad." Roxanne was beautiful and bewitching, but when one of our boys falls in love with her it will destroy both their lives. Rating subject to change later on for obvious reasons
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
Shuffling Cards by misprint reviews
an old time favourite. raceskits
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2004
Sometimes He Comes by catiepie182002 reviews
Sometimes he comes, and sometimes she falls for him, whether or not it is just business.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Hail Mary by Crunch reviews
Let me tell you, a guy's brain does some crazy things when he's staring down the barrel of a gun. RR?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/20/2003
Take Me Away by Crunch reviews
"The realization hits like a sour punch to the stomach. . . He's just slept with his best friend's mother." R/R.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2003
Hereafter by Marxbros reviews
After TMR. Imhotep has raised Ancksunamun and conquered the earth. Rick, Evy, Ardeth, Jonathan, and some new characters must find each other to defeat Imhotep once more. Status: Complete.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,796 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 12/14/2001 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C. - Complete
Surrender by robot iconography reviews
"Take my hand, and I will spare your friends." Evelyn contemplates her surrender.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Evelyn C.
Lost by Mush's Skittles reviews
I hate David Jacobs. I hate what he is, I hate what he was, I hate the opportunities he took, I hate the things he let go. But most of all, I hate what he was going to become. So I changed.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Targets by GoblinQueeen reviews
Rick, Hannah, and Beni on a firing range, oh my! A quick little follow up to 'Occupational Hazards', though I think it stands on it's own :) Pg only because of a couple minor innuendoes.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2002
Occupational Hazards by GoblinQueeen reviews
Re-edited and I hope a little better for it :) Takes place near the end of WWI. A young(er)? Rick O'Connell of the Foreign Legion is teamed up with a woman, Hannah Leone, to retrieve some missing doccuments. See profile for illustrations :)
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
The Game Must Go On by Xanthe Deluna reviews
This is Nick's final moments as seen through his own eyes. If you've never seen the movie, it obviously contains major spoilers. R for language and violent themes.
Deer Hunter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2001
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The Fools reviews
[AU] Beni has taught Isabelle everything; how to dress, how to smile, and how to make rich men fall for her. When they arrive in Egypt, he sends her after Rick O'Connell, the man who has discovered Hamunaptra. But with a vengeful ex-husband, a scholar named Evelyn Carnahan, and the mysterious arrival of a desert chieftain, Isabelle isn't so sure she can go through with Beni's plan.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Ardeth B., Beni G., OíConnell, R., Daniels
Le Diable reviews
[three-part] In France in 1921, Beni Gabor was making his way stealing from unsuspecting churches and synagogues. But a strange series of events suddenly makes him a more permanent fixture at a Catholic church in a small, French village. Beni is sure he can work this con to his advantage and leave when the time is right...but he didn't anticipate the Laurent women.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Beni G.
Two-Bit Floozy reviews
He cast a nervous glance at the other side of the unmade bed, and that's when he noticed. Kitty wasn't even there. [one-shot; rated for language]
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Beni G., Izzy B., Daniels - Complete
1925 reviews
When our favorite adventurers set out for Hamunaptra, they had no idea just how closely they were all connected. Romance and business, heartache and happiness, hatred and laughter bind them all in a series of peculiarly attached events. Set six months before Hamunaptra.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,678 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ardeth B., Evelyn C., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R.
Martuska reviews
Beni wasn't helpless. He might have been scrawny and weak and shifty, but he'd never been helpless. He was too determined and resourceful to be helpless. He was too good of a pick-pocket. He spoke too many languages. And his eyes were too sad. Beni wasn't helpless. But she was. [one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Beni G., OíConnell, R.
Wealthy Bastards reviews
AU. While at Hamunaptra, Beni and Warden Gad happen upon the treasure chamber. Intent on keeping it to themselves, they devise a plan to lift all of the treasure out from under the noses of their fellow explorers and the Med-Jai. Unfortunately, their plan is precarious, partners are inevitable, and they're forced to trust the dirtiest liars they know: each other.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Beni G., Izzy B.
Cobalt reviews
The moon was low and her room was a strange blue-gray color, a cold, dead color that reminded her of his eyes. And she could see everything in the blue-gray - the wrinkles in her sheets and the molding on her mirror across the room, and him, there beside her. [a Gretchen one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
Someone Like You reviews
After 18 years of guarding a horrible secret, all Jemima wants is a second chance. All Dave Daniels wants is lost time. All Cara Lee wants is love. All Beni Gabor wants is a lucrative opportunity. All Benjamin wants is an escape. [a sequel to It Ain't Me, Babe.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Beni G., Daniels
Hundred Dollars Easy reviews
A few nights before leaving for Hamunaptra, Daniels, Burns, Henderson, Jonathan and Beni strike up a bet. [one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Jonathan C., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
The Lost and Wandering reviews
That anxious tension was gripping him again, too suddenly. The need to feel wanted - to really feel wanted. It was gripping him again. [one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Beni G., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Enchantress reviews
COMPLETE! All her life, Hattie O'Connell has been able to manipulate people to do whatever she pleases. So why is this desert chieftain playing hard to get? If you've been waiting for a sister character who actually changes things in the plot of TM, here she is.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Out of the Bedroom reviews
[one shot] He motioned her closer and whispered: "I have screwed every woman in this room." [rated for language and some crass-ness.]
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
Nasty Little Fellows reviews
"Now I've made a very big mistake, but I'm doing everything I can to correct it. All you're doing is capitalizing off of it. So don't you dare try to tell me I'm a worse person than you are." [filler one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Beni G., Evelyn C. - Complete
Men Without Women reviews
"So it's gonna be all of us, and that one broad out there? How is anybody s'posed to concentrate knowin' she looks like that under her clothes?" [another filler one-shot, after the barge sinks.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
The Warszawski Hustle reviews
It wasn't too often Kitty had good ideas. Well. It wasn't too often she had ideas, period. [rated for crass humor.]
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Beni G., Izzy B., Jonathan C., Daniels - Complete
Amour Fou reviews
COMPLETE! A tale of two marriages. Evelyn reluctantly agrees to marry Beni for the sake of her father's career, despite strong feelings for Rick O'Connell. Meanwhile, her exuberant cousin Delphine falls hard into a passionate secret affair with Ardeth Bay. Whether for love or convenience, you're only as bad as your partner. [a prequel to And Love Thee After.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Immune reviews
Beni stared down at the shrunken, decayed face and sighed. He wasn't sure what serving Imhotep was going to entail, exactly, but he didn't think he could take much more of listening to the Creature sobbing over another mummy. [one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Beni G., Imhotep - Complete
It Ain't Me, Babe reviews
[ALTA AU, 'cause that's a thing now.] In an effort to cover her pregnancy, Jemima Willoughby marries rich oil tycoon David Daniels and follows him back to his Texas ranch. Desperate to start anew and keep the true paternity of her child a secret, she throws herself into the role of wife and mother in a strange place, with strange people. But hidden things can't stay hidden forever.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
Exeunt reviews
[A three-part follow-up to And Love Thee After.] "Truth be told, he was surprised he'd survived so long."
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Beni G., Evelyn C. - Complete
To Save Us All from Satan's Power reviews
"Come on, Gretchen, we both know I am a better Catholic than you." (rated for language)
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Complete
A Drink They Call Loneliness reviews
They weren't even related. His name was O'Connell. Hers was O'Connor. Though sometimes she'd tell people it was O'Connell. And Beni would roll his eyes.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Beni G. - Complete
The Scarab Society reviews
[HIATUS.] Modern AU. FBI Agent Ardeth Bay thinks he might finally be on his way to putting the mysterious international criminal, Imhotep, behind bars when he meets ex-con Rick O'Connell. But their search for the truth is about to get terribly complicated...by four women. Rick/Evy. Ardeth/OC.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,308 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R.
A Good Time reviews
The plan. The thief. The accomplice. The belly-dancer. The decoy. The target. Rick O'Connell wasn't just looking for a good time when he wound up in Cairo Prison. He walked into a trap.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Beni G., Izzy B. - Complete
The Lady and the Tramp reviews
Laden with artifacts from Hamunaptra and money to burn, Rick, Evy, Jonathan and Gretchen set off on a worldwide tour to showcase their impressive discovery. But museums aren't the only ones interested in these wares, and trouble soon finds its way aboard their ship. [A sequel to Tramps and Thieves.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,881 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C. - Complete
Tattoos reviews
"So what's with the tattoo?" The REAL story of how Rick managed to get that tattoo on his hand, since orphanages don't tattoo children.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - OíConnell, R., Beni G.
The Wasteland reviews
AU. When Beni takes the opportunity to run while he still can at Hamunaptra, he returns to Cairo a wealthy hero - much to the frustration of Rick, Evelyn, and Jonathan. Things become more complicated when Meela Nais joins the team assembled to excavate Hamunaptra for gold. Can they stop Imhotep from being resurrected again? And how does Ardeth's estranged wife fit into all of this?
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Ardeth B., Beni G. - Complete
She's Not There reviews
Let me tell you about the way she looked, the way she acted, the color of her hair. Her voice was soft and cool. Her eyes were clear and bright. But she's not there.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - OíConnell, R., Beni G. - Complete
And Love Thee After reviews
Ardeth has found love in his bride, Delphine. Evelyn is trapped in a marriage to Beni, but will her blossoming romance with Rick O'Connell be the key that saves Ardeth from Beni's revenge, or the catalyst for a vicious spiral? An Othello adaptation.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,837 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ardeth B., Beni G. - Complete
Tramps and Thieves reviews
Gretchen didn't want to go to Hamunaptra. She didn't even want to leave Cairo. But circumstances have thrown a rather worthless, selfish prostitute into the climactic clash of events during Imhotep's first resurrection.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,336 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Hellie 'a Brooklyn reviews
When David Jacobs falls for Spot Conlon's girl, he starts a fierce war between Manhattan and Brooklyn. Love and jealousy reign supreme: let the destruction begin. An Illiad adaptation.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,570 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 12/19/2004 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Things You Won't Remember in the Morning reviews
But the drink's sung its lullabye, and when he wakes and he remembers...if he remembers...it will be no more than a dream. And I fancy bein' a good dream is another thing entirely from pretendin' to be his sweetheart. For the Fireplace Writing Challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - James N. - Complete
Spades reviews
This is mutiny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
9:00 AM reviews
The morning after the night Gretchen meets Beni. [one shot]
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Beni G. - Complete
Nobody Knows Anything reviews
Specs has been paying close attention to Mush lately.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Specs, Mush - Complete
Addictive Personality reviews
Spot, this has got to quit. You're spookin' me.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
Slow Spinning Redemption reviews
So turn up the corners of your lips, part them and feel my fingertips. Trace the moment, for forever. Defenses paper thin, just one touch and I'll be in too deep now to ever swim against the current, so let me slip away.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Skittery - Complete
Only the Constant reviews
Gretchen begrudgingly helps a very inebriated Jonathan one night.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Jonathan C. - Complete
The Broken Hallelujah reviews
It's not a cry you can hear at night. It's not somebody who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Racetrack H., Skittery - Complete
We Real Cool reviews
we real cool. we left school. we lurk late. we strike straight. we sing sin. we thin gin...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
The Proposition reviews
Mr. Kelly, I would like to give you fifteen hundred dollars...to be the father of my child.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Jack K. - Complete
Yeah, Well I Hope You Die reviews
Drunk Delanceys, angry hookers, a sarcastic Kelly, and wisecracking Higgins. If you were Skittery, you'd be in a bad mood, too.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Skittery - Complete
Virgin Eyes reviews
I can see you bein' old and regrettin' never doin' nothing over doin' something worth remembering. The rich girl newsie story you always hoped would be written.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Skittery - Complete
Dirty Work reviews
True it can be told, in Tortuga at least, that a whore's never so bad off as her customer.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Wild reviews
Chained to the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow realizes something he never knew before about Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Russian Roulette reviews
I saw a guy get blown away doin' this.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
I Remember She Was Smiling reviews
Kid Blink isn't a one eyed newsie today. He is five again, and his mother is brushing her hair.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Kid Blink - Complete
Baby reviews
Nobody calls him baby, nobody says 'I love you so.' Nobody calls him baby, I guess he'll never know.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Jack K., Racetrack H. - Complete
Cars on a Cable reviews
If she wanted to survive, she'd have to let him go, even though the rest of her mundane existence would hardly be survival at all.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Skittery, Sarah J. - Complete
Infidèle reviews
I always hoped I'd see you again, Jack. Just not in bed with my wife.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
They Had It Comin' reviews
Warden Lewis E. Lawes of Sing Sing Prison sent a letter stating that over 69 percent of the current men in prison, over 2300 of them, had been newboys.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Of Gentlemen, Rogues, and Pirates reviews
Elizabeth is getting married. But to whom?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
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