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Joined 02-12-10, id: 2252948, Profile Updated: 11-24-10
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Supernatural, and Doctor Who.

9/4/2010 w00t! Goodnight, Sweet Girl won Best AH and Jane in the Box won Best Comedy in the Single Shot Awards. Single Shot Banners made by FrozenSoldier. Big thanks to dontcallmeLeeLee and everyone involved with the SSAs for putting together an amazing spotlight on one shots. *happy dance* My first awards! Hugs and kisses to everyone who voted and supported me. MWAH!

Also, you can hit me up on Twitter @spirare3

The amazing Madam Akyria made me a banner for Nowhere Left to Run and this banner for The Dogs of War

*Rosella Whitlock made this banner for Nowhere Left to Run

amimatedbrowneyes made me this vidlet for Nowhere Left to Run

The absolutely brilliant lifelesslyndsey made me this banner for Release

Here is the banner for Goodnight, Sweet Girl

And here is the banner for Jane in the Box made by Rosella Whitlock

The banner and pic that inspired Malice in Wonderland

If you care about anything to do with me you can follow my blog http://clutteredcommentary.blogspot.com/

Words to live and write by...

"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." ~ Dolly Parton

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." ~ Juan Ramon Jimenez

"Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe." Kurt Vonnegut Hocus Pocus

"The past is in the way of the present. Kick it down, make way for the right-the-fuck-now." Warren Ellis Transmetropolitan

"We work in the dark - we do what we can, we give what we have. Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task. The rest is the madness of art." Henry James

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Vampairy by Lzielkalollypop reviews
Bella has been a fairy for 500 years living with no emotions. She decides to return to Forks where everything began and ended in the death of her parents. She will uncover things that she could never imagine in her wildest dreams...or nightmares.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,415 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,644 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love is Pomegranate and Honey by Vermissa reviews
"You're telling me that you can taste words?" John repeats the words disbelievingly. Sherlock lets the tastes of John's voice lingers on his tongue. Everything John says is pleasant, which cannot be said about a lot of people Sherlock has met. Why, then, would someone wonderfully normal like John want to live with Sherlock - a sociopath, a freak?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 186,686 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
Changelings by 1boo reviews
Before they were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, before they formed Hogwarts' own unofficial Werewolf pack, before they became the youngest Animagi ever unknown, before they marched as soldiers in a clandestine and doomed Order, they were boys with secrets and a love for things that glowed in the dark. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,386 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B., Peter P., James P. - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 527 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
the tired sunset of our fettered grace by Clarice Waters reviews
Harry, Hermione and Ron try to keep it together as the world as they know it dies. Triocentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by mortenavida reviews
In battle, he is Captain America fighting with his team: Iron Man, Thor when he's there , Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye. Off the field, he's Steve Rogers, determined to prove that his team is alive. SR/TS
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
all the world's a stage by dress without sleeves reviews
Movieverse. It's the Avengers. Only . . . instead of saving the world, they're performing, or not performing, Shakespeare. Because this is actually the sort of thing that goes on in my head. / This is what Phil Coulson gets for going to art school.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
those who are afraid of wolves by dress without sleeves reviews
There is a saying: those who are afraid of wolves should not go into the woods. Natasha is not a wolf, but she is not afraid of them, either. Black Widow-centric, tinged with Natasha/Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The List by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione has a list of 20 things to do & only 6 months to do them. She asks a group of former Slytherins, called 'The Vipers' to help her with her tasks, but she should know that with a den of snakes, nothing is free, for one always has to pay the piper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 168,066 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghosts with Just Voices by monroeslittle reviews
"I have a secret for you," he says, his breath warm against her cheek. "The top floor," he whispers. "If you hurry, you might be able to stop it." AU. Katniss makes a deal with Snow that changes everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Visions of Our Destiny by ForksPixie reviews
Jasper has been waiting 60 years for Alice's vision of his vampire soul-mate. What happens when she knocks on the Cullen door escorted by the Volturi Guard. Vamp Story /AU **On Hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Creep by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,654 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Death - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cause and Effect by apAidan reviews
It's the fall of 1998, after the Final Battle, and the Golden Trio has returned to Hogwarts. And it's just like old times, almost. Luna decides that something needs to be done before they do a rerun on Harry&Hermione's 6th year. HHr. Chapters 4,6,7 edits
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by VSPS reviews
Bella is trying to move on and gets attacked by Victoria and ends up at the Denali coven... she's trying to figure out this life. Eventually a J/B story. First FanFic - please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,879 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,360 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Welcome To Existence by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
Em/Bella. New Moon/Eclipse AU. Bella never jumped, Edward never came back. Three years have gone by and life for The Cullens has changed epically. No longer united, Emmett sets out on a journey to take back his life, and gives his heart along the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,218 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The Northern Sky in Winter by cathedral carver reviews
When it is darkest, men see the stars. Written for the 2011 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6129 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There, Where I Can Never Find You by machshefa reviews
You disappear into a moonlit night, and I might have seen you go, if only I'd been paying attention. Written for the Summer, 2010 SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,615 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Comfortably Numb by The Clan of Redundancy Clan reviews
To understand how far one has come you have to know the road they have traveled. Journey through Jasper's life from childhood and beyond. M for rape, language and dark themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jasper
Virginal Dominatrix of Love by The Clan of Redundancy Clan reviews
Edward meets his soul mate, Idreamofeddy! Started as a "What not to do in a lemon" exercise. CRACKFIC, LEMON! Rated M AH,AU,OOC and Original Character!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Edward - Complete
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Major and Mike Newton by stitchcat reviews
What could have happened if Jasper was a vampire and the voyeur was Mike Newton. Set during Not All Who Wander Are Lost in a vampy AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jasper, Mike - Complete
Untouched by TheNomadSoulmate reviews
Hello. I'm Bella Swan, and i hate men. You didn't really think i'd just be 'dazzled' by you, did you? Oh, honey. I'm smarter than that." A/H AU Definitely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Anyone Else Would Be Dead By Now by dress without sleeves reviews
Or, Pooch's Day Out. The boys let Jensen plan a mission. Predictably, things go awry. / "Well," Jensen said as Pooch's comm went silent, "while this may look like a step back, I would like to point out that no one has, in fact, been shot."
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Change Heartache Into Courage by Pixiestick-cc reviews
The battle with Victoria and her Newborns resulted in the death of two vampires of the Cullen clan. Can those left behind ever find solace again? Jasper/Bella pairing. A slow build, but well worth the wait! Rated T/Soft M. Sparkle Award Winner. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 142,852 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Hush Little Baby by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Fragments of Her broken heart, trite as it sounded, were lodged in the wood. Part of her lived in these woods. Part of her died in these woods, when he followed the pieces and found her. We Don't Need No Stinkin Coven Contest Entry! LangxLemXViolence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
love, love to ease my mind by dress without sleeves reviews
Nick and Cassie spend four years running before the real war begins. Things are bound to get . . . complicated. // Nick laughs, so she laughs, and she bobs her head as Diana sings. You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait. Nick/Cassie.
Push - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,714 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Nick G., Cassie H. - Complete
The Inside Job by lifelesslyndsey reviews
"There is salt on your skin from sweating. I want to lick it away, a simple slide of the tongue. I bet you taste too real. Too real to be real, though I am sure this makes no sense." Raded M for language, gore, violence, questionable consent, adult content ect. Pairing reveled at end WARNING FOR SUPER EXPLICIT GRAPHIC CONTENT. Seriously, someone suggested therapy. So Much Violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
Mouth by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Consequences be damed, they are worth it. You are worth it. You are worth the wrath I will surely incur should my mouth ever find yours again." JxB T for suggestive themes. For AriesFireQn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
From the Mouths of Strangers by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Words.Dripping with intent, like acid, from the mouths of strangers. From the mouths of lovers as you kiss them,as you lick at their lips, as if to consume the words before they can be said. Before they can consume you. O/S ExB Edwardvoice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
One Hell Of a Forever by GemmaLisax reviews
Nothing is as it seems in the Cullen household. Jasper knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. Winner of the Death By Darksper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Any Old Storm in a Port by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor sends Rose away while he goes to handle something he won't tell her about. She asks to visit a party she missed during her first trip with the Doctor. Danger brings an unexpected meeting. Sequel to Double Crossing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2010 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In Any Other World by breathe4her reviews
She never thought she'd be able to feel her heart beat again - until she fell in love with Bella Swan. "It only beats for you." Her voice trembled nervously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,582 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Alice
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4516 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reservations by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with LittleLea05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Double Crossing by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor is out of his depth. The Doctor is wondering what he could possibly be thinking. The companions are having the time of their lives. Two threats at once lead to a complicated situation. ZephyrFox's request for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, 7th Doctor - Complete
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wizard of Forks by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Bride of Edward Cullen by SinisterSisterhood reviews
Evil, AU, OOC Bella is less than thrilled with her new vampire life and seeks violent revenge! A blondie/goldenmeadow collab and joint FIRST PLACE WINNER of Les Femmes Noires Contest. Fuckhot summary inside. Enter at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Night Time Show by lilmisblack reviews
That little voice inside his head, the one he never listened to, told him they shouldn't stand there and watch, that they should just close the door and leave, but why start listening to that stupid voice now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Quite Normal by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dynasty by Alex's-best reviews
5 years after graduation. Liz & Max never got married. WARNING! THERE IS MATURE LANGUAGE AND MATURE SCENES. PLEASE BE OLDER THAN 18 TO READ THIS STORY. Also, this *means thoughts*. Have fun reading. Hope you like it. Michael/Liz
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
A Long History by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Boy meets girl, the eternal tale, as old as time. Before the beginning, the story starts with the answers at the center of the circle. Now Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,823 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
When You're Older by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The story of a girl, and the men she meets as she grows into a woman. Mate to How He Loved Her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
How He Loved Her by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Over the course of 900 years, there are ways and ways to meet someone. Mate to When You're Older.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Kallisti by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor assures her this is the weirdest planet they will ever set foot on. A truer statement has never been made, as Rose soon finds out. The triplicated terror, manifestations of chaos, a smug and giggling TARDIS, and much more!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Crossroads by silsecri reviews
Crossover with Dark Angel. After 'Freak Nation', some transgenics find themselves in the middle of Roswell's 'Departure'. LizAlec, and others. Chapter 11 and Epilogue are up.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,944 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Seed Pearls by HonorH reviews
When Rose loses all her memories of the Doctor, she knows that something is terribly wrong. Sometimes, though, the universe gives back even more than it takes away.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,846 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Things Aren't Always What They Seem by katydidit reviews
Three new chapters as of July 2006, which makes this COMPLETE! Thirteenyearold Michael is out one night, trying to escape Hank’s fury for a while, when he stumbles across someone he hadn’t expected to see and realizes that things aren’t always what they s
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,298 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
Touch the Air Softly by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
COMPLETE! This is a love story, based on the possibility that bright love can save a dark heart and young love can win even a heart both old and shattered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,498 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Revolution by KissThis reviews
Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lost and Found by Rurouni Star reviews
[HGSB] Nothing stays lost forever. The same holds true for some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,517 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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all that glitters is gold (her eyes) reviews
"Do you know why I chose this form, Doctor? Do you remember what she said to you all those years ago, half mad and possessing too much power? I see all that is, all that was, all that ever could be. Think about it. When Rose Tyler looked into the heart of the TARDIS, she saw you. She saw the man who regrets so much. She saw the man who would do anything to forget it all. And for on
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
the girl that time loved reviews
In a parallel world, Rose Tyler gets a new life. She just never planned for this.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Bad Wolf - Complete
a piece of red thread reviews
That thread that connects you to him? It's red. This is significant.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Release reviews
Many years after Bella's 18th birthday party, Jasper returns to Forks and discovers a secret letter. Will he follow his heart? A cluttered commentary in prose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Nowhere Left to Run reviews
After 5 years on the run, Bella's past catches up to her. AU OOC Bella/Jasper/Peter/Char Rated M for language and other naughty things to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,044 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Malice in Wonderland reviews
Sometimes it's better not to remember. My entry for A Different Kind of Fear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mad World reviews
Can a seventy-two hour psych hold and a broken girl heal soul-deep wounds? AH/OOC Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Dogs of War reviews
A short drabble for the Gem Awards Pearl Round Challenge. Second place winner.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Seth - Complete
The Outcasts reviews
Sometimes love is bigger than growing up in the confines of small town life. See what life holds for Emmett and Edward with Bella at the reigns. AH/OOC My Entry for Slash/\Backslash 2.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Jane in the Box reviews
What happens when you stick Jane in a cubicle? Nothing good. A short o/s continuation of my Twi25 drabble. *WINNER BEST COMEDY IN 2010 SINGLE SHOT AWARDS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
The Twilight TwentyFive reviews
A collection of mismatched drabbles for Round 3 of The Twilight Twenty-five. Some cannon, some non-cannon, some AU or AH or OOC. Anything goes. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Goodnight, Sweet Girl reviews
A true story of love, loss and heartbreak. *WINNER BEST AH 2010 SINGLE SHOT AWARDS* *Fan-Voted winner of the Summer's Most Tragic Hour Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Phone Call Nowhere Left to Run Outtake reviews
Outtake of the phone call between Bella and Aro from Chapter 4 of Nowhere Left to Run. Aro POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
A Series of Misadventures reviews
Bella's secret is out when she is caught using her magic after James attacks. How will her magical and vampire families react and what happens when everyone loses their memories? AU/Slightly OOC Cannon couples. First fanfic. -ON TEMP HOLD-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Bella
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