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I'm theangrymule, but you can call me Jordan or JP. I am the Admin of The Vampire Diaries Roleplay here on fanfiction. The roleplay can be used for:
If you would like to join, Private Message me, or one of our three moderators.
--More About Myself--
Username: theangrymule (it actually has to do with my last name but you don't get to know that ;-)
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Unwind, Looking For Alaska, The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gone, Dear John, The Last Song, Maximum Ride, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Safe Haven, Game of Thrones
Favorite Movies: 21 Jump Street, Superbad, The Amazing Spiderman, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Hangover, Mean Girls, Thor, The Avengers, The Lovely Bones, Dazed and Confused, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Safe Haven, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, Pineapple Express, The Doors, The Wall, Juno, Dear Zachary
Favorite TV Shows: The Vampire Diaries, Awkward, The Secret Life Of The American Teenager, Hell's Kitchen, Disaster Date, Silent Library, Moving In, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Futurama, Adventure Time, Glee, Workaholics, Freaks and Geeks, American Horror Story, Ink Master, Game of Thrones, Skins UK, The Originals,
Favorite Artists: Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Issues, Danny Brown, MGMT, Flux Pavilion, Dubloadz, Virtual Riot, Crywolf, Mayday Parade, Panic At The Disco, The All American Rejects, Maroon 5, Paramore, Childish Gambino, Fall Out Boy, City and Colour, 3OH3, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Kid Cudi, Phoenix, Alt-J, Courtney Love, Nirvana, Hole, Chance The Rapper
Favorite Games: Cards Against Humanity, Apple's To Apple's, Just Dance, Temple Run, Halo: Reach, Assassins Creed: Revelations.
"Why else would you have such a little D? It's because you're a f*king elf!"
"What the hell is a hufflepuff?"
"Red vines? What the hell can't they do?"
"There will always be guys like potter."
"After all this time? Always."
"Death is UNTASTEFUL!"
"Don't have sex because you will get pregnant, and die!"
"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
"At this age you're going to have a lot of urges to take your clothes off and touch each other. But don't. You will get Chlamydia. And die."
"In that book, someone wrote that I'm not a virgin, but I can't help that I have a heavy flow so I have to use super jumbo tampons and have a wide set vagina."
Chris/Jal (Chris :( )
The Vampire Diaries:
Narcissa/Dobby (You'll only get this if you've watched AVPS)
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jordan
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jorizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Koala
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Paige Lawrence
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Angjoeas
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (current underwear color, favorite drink): Blue Ciroc
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oggaosn
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Silas
9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann
10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Nutella Strawberry
11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Blue Peg Leg
1. Play your Windows Media Player, iTunes, or iPod, etc. on shuffle. 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Post it on your profile!
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY YOU SAY?
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
3 A.M- Eminem
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bring The Boys Back Home- Pink Floyd
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Foreword- Linkin Park
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rubber Ball- Cage the Elephant
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Everybody's Watching Me- The Neighborhood
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Do Ya Like- Childish Gambino
WHAT IS 2 plus 2?
Wearing and Tearing- Led Zeppelin
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
25 to Life- Eminem
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
No Light, No Light- Florence and the Machine
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Wandering- Ben Folds
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
All Apologies- Nirvana
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Who Knows- Avril Lavigne
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
The Show Must Go On- Pink Floyd
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Love. Sex. Riot. -Issues
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Taking Over Me- Evanescence
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Straight Ahead- Jimi Hendrix