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--thatangrymule--

I'm theangrymule, but you can call me Jordan or JP. I am the Admin of The Vampire Diaries Roleplay here on fanfiction. The roleplay can be used for:

-Chatting

-Character Information

-Roleplay

If you would like to join, Private Message me, or one of our three moderators.

Stunsail, ItsNothingToDoWithYou, elenastarkiller


--More About Myself--

Username: theangrymule (it actually has to do with my last name but you don't get to know that ;-)

Name: Jordan

Nickname: JP

Tumblr: flowinginme.tumblr.com


Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Unwind, Looking For Alaska, The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gone, Dear John, The Last Song, Maximum Ride, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Safe Haven, Game of Thrones,

Favorite Movies: 21 Jump Street, Superbad, The Amazing Spiderman, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Hangover, Mean Girls, Thor, The Avengers, The Lovely Bones, Dazed and Confused, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Safe Haven, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, Pineapple Express, The Doors, The Wall

Favorite TV Shows: The Vampire Diaries, Awkward, The Secret Life Of The American Teenager, Hell's Kitchen, Disaster Date, Silent Library, Moving In, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Futurama, Adventure Time, Glee, Workaholics, Freaks and Geeks, American Horror Story, Ink Master, Game of Thrones, Skins UK

Favorite Artists: Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Issues, Danny Brown, MGMT, Macklemore, Flux Pavilion, Mac Miller, Panic At The Disco, The All American Rejects, Marina and the Diamonds, Maroon 5, Paramore,Childish Gambino, Fall Out Boy, Regina Spektor, City and Colour, 3OH3, Chiddy Bang, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Kid Cudi, Phoenix, Alt-J, Courtney Love, Nirvana, Hole, Chance The Rapper

Favorite Games: Cards Against Humanity, Apple's To Apple's, Just Dance, Temple Run, Halo: Reach, Assassins Creed: Revelations.


Favorite Quotes:

"Why else would you have such a little D? It's because you're a f*king elf!"

"What the hell is a hufflepuff?"

"Red vines? What the hell can't they do?"

"There will always be guys like potter."

"After all this time? Always."

"Death is UNTASTEFUL!"

"Don't have sex because you will get pregnant, and die!"

"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."

"At this age you're going to have a lot of urges to take your clothes off and touch each other. But don't. You will get Chlamydia. And die."

"In that book, someone wrote that I'm not a virgin, but I can't help that I have a heavy flow so I have to use super jumbo tampons and have a wide set vagina."


Favorite Pairings:

Skins:

Gen 1:

Tony/Michelle

Sid/Michelle

Chris/Jal (Chris :( )

Gen 2:

Effy/Freddie

Effy/Cook

Pandora/Thomas

Emily/Naomi

Katie/No one

Gen 3:

Franky/Matty

Alo/Mini

Rich/Grace

Liv/Alex

The Vampire Diaries:

Elena/Damon

Elena/Matt

Caroline/Tyler

Caroline/Klaus

Elena/Klaus

Katherine/Stefan

Caroline/Stefan

Lexie/Stefan

Jenna/Alaric

Jenna/Logan

Jeremy/Anna

Jeremy/Bonnie

Hunger Games:

Katniss/Peeta

Katniss/Finnick

Johanna/Finnick

Madge/Gale

Katniss/Gale

Harry Potter:

Hermione/Harry

Ginny/Dean

Hermione/Draco

Narcissa/Dobby (You'll only get this if you've watched AVPS)

Umbridge/Dumbledore (AVPS)

AHS:

Murder House:

Tate/Violet

Constance/Larry

Asylum:

Lana/Kit

Kit/Almsa

Coven:

Fiona/Axeman

Zoe/Kyle

Adventure Time:

PB/Finn

Lady/Jake

Flame Princess/Finn

Ice King/Betty


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jordan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jorizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Koala

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Paige Lawrence

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Angjoeas

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (current underwear color, favorite drink): Blue Ciroc

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oggaosn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Silas

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Nutella Strawberry

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Blue Peg Leg


Ipod Challenge


1. Play your Windows Media Player, iTunes, or iPod, etc. on shuffle. 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Post it on your profile!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY YOU SAY?

Gangsta- SchoolboyQ

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Pompeii- Bastille

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

3 A.M- Eminem

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Bring The Boys Back Home- Pink Floyd

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Foreword- Linkin Park

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Gold- Macklemore

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Rubber Ball- Cage the Elephant

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Everybody's Watching Me- The Neighborhood

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Do Ya Like- Childish Gambino

WHAT IS 2 plus 2?

Wearing and Tearing- Led Zeppelin

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

25 to Life- Eminem

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

No Light, No Light- Florence and the Machine

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Wandering- Ben Folds

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

All Apologies- Nirvana

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Seduction- Eminem

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Who Knows- Avril Lavigne

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

The Show Must Go On- Pink Floyd

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Love. Sex. Riot. -Issues

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Taking Over Me- Evanescence

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Straight Ahead- Jimi Hendrix


Jordan (JP)

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Capture my Broken Heart by natalieNhearts reviews
Bella goes to the Volturi after Edward leaves her a second time, She becomes the vampire Volturi princess, when Alec captures her broken heart will he break it further or fix it? And what happens when Edward wants her back? REVIEW! TforLemons&more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Alec
The Delicate Dance of Marriage by funkydiva1978 reviews
Married for Love, In a marriage for Appearance: He broke her heart on the night she had the biggest news to tell him. What will Edward do when he realizes Bella wants to move on. Fight for her, or let her go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 239,064 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Mother's Instinct by The Blessing And The Curse reviews
**BEING REVISED** Bella was 16 when Edward got her pregnant. To avoid questioning and start a new life Bella moves away with her twins. Six years later she moves to Chicago, where she meets Edward, her new manager - who has a family of his own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Secret by asana-marie reviews
Edward and Bella have a strong relationship that gets threatened when Bella finds out that her vampire lover is cheating on her, but what she doesn't know is that it was an 'agreement' that happened years before she met the Cullens. His secret. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,611 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second Life by rozey113 reviews
What if the wolves were late saving Bella from Laurent in the meadow and Bella gets changed into a vampire? what happens when Bella goes to find the Cullens after she has been changed. Will she like what she sees? Bad at summaries. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Back Home by hall006 reviews
when super model bella comes back home to la push for her fathers wedding, one of the wolves imprints on her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,455 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Paul
Love is Complicated by JMFanficQueen reviews
Sequel! Bella and Edward are finally back together and are now wed. The combined family moves back to Forks as cousins. The only problem . . . the wolves are still there . . . and Jacob is their leader. What happens when Nessie and Jake meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Don't die, love by RedRose102 reviews
What if Bella found out she had cancer right before she and Edward started hanging out? Will Edward change her when he finds out or will he let her die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
For what its worth, I always aim to please by asdfghjklb reviews
Damon Salvatore see's a girl crying at the grave of her bestfriend and also the love of her life. Damon finds interest in her when he relates to her pain and wants to find out all her dirty secrets before he seduces and eventually kills her. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,770 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Battle Scars by SarahCullen17 reviews
Bella is devastated when her husband is killed in Iraq. Only her surprise pregnancy and her new friend Edward can pull her through. Bella falls in love with Edward, but what happens when she finds out Jacob isn't dead? Nominated for 4 TwiFiction Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 146,662 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella - Complete
Before History Could Repeat by Vampire00Diaries reviews
What if Elena was the vampire that Stefan and Damon fell in love with in 1864? How would their love for her change? What if one brother devoted his entire afterlife to her? Damon/Elena/Stefan love triangle. Mostly Damon/Elena!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
A Dove's Eye by Eye of The Tigress reviews
Two Sisters have been fighting for years. Ever since They both fell in love with the charming vampire Johnathan Perice, their relationship has hung in tatters. Well, 145 years later there's a new both they both want. His name is Damon Salvatore. Game On.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Stop and Stare by Annabelle Styles reviews
Stefan and Damon always thought that vampires couldn't have children, that is until Elena comes to Stefan with some shocking news.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,125 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Dark Warrior by Dark Alana reviews
Elena broke her ties with Stefan and Damon three years ago and has now returned to Mystic Falls. But the Elena they all knew is gone. What will happen when Elena's past and present collide? PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Kamen Rider & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Elena G. - Complete
The Shadows by kazumiXheartless reviews
Stefan Stamen works on a case and meets ten year old Damon Salvatore the brother he never had. But when his loved ones are dying around him and the clues point to Damon one question will remain, Are children really that innocent?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Stefan S., Damon S.
Where do we go from here? by Buffyfan12 reviews
Set during the end of season 1. Elena's the one kissing Damon instead of Katherine. Where does that put things for the two of them?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Our Defining Moment by Vampire00Diaries reviews
What was going on in Damon's head when he kissed Elena and then killed Jeremy? This is the story of how he discovered his love and then lost it. Takes place during Vampire Diaries season 2, episode 1, "The Return". Rated T because I'm paranoid. One-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fun with Compulsion by Vampire00Diaries reviews
Episode 7 remake: Elena tells Stefan that she wishes she could forget everything, so Damon compels her only to forget Stefan and love HIM. Short story just for fun... don't take this seriously! rated T because I'm paranoid
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Broken Love by JMFanficQueen reviews
NM - Edward left Bella pregnant. 50 years later, Nessie has grown and Bella is a vampire and leader of the Swan Coven which includes Melinda, William, Sophie, and Alexander. When both covens collide, what happens. What will Bella choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 91,692 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Heartache and Yours by Annabelle Styles reviews
Bella is pregnant, but when she goes to tell Edward, she finds him with Lauren Mallory. What will she do? What will happen when the baby is born? All Human! MAY RE-WRITE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What He Would Have Wanted by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
Alternate New Moon - Bella and Alice hurriedly try and stop Edward from jumping into the light. But what would have happened if they didn't make it? She'd have to live on: it's What He Would Have Wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,893 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring Me to Life reviews
What if Jacob had done things differently from the beginning, would he get Bella then? Set right after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Jacob